Fireflyfans Dating Service

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FREELANCEPILOT

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:02 PM

This was in the valentines day post and suggested by 1978.
Here is a spot for you to post your personal ad, and find other shiny singles in your area.

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

1978

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:37 PM

Oh My God I was not being serious. I was just kidding you guys are soooo Shiny.

FREELANCEPILOT

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:38 PM

I know. I just thought it was a hilariously good idea. hehe.

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

1978

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:40 PM

I get those every once in Teriformed Moon. Funny ideas......

TIVO25

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:51 PM

OMG!!! THAT'S IT!!! This is how we get Firefly back on the air!!! It's perfect: We breed like rabbits until there is so frickin' many of us, we're a demographic all to ourselves!!! No WAY the networks could ignore us then!

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:54 PM

Oh waht the hell. I'll be the first.

Chicago area Wash seeking my Zoe for fun filled frollics along naked beaches. Poetry optional.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

1978

Monday, February 13, 2006 10:01 PM

Ok Since David did it then I will be next.

SWF in her late 20's seeks brooding Cpt. Reynolds in the Indianapolis area. (I might have an Irana Belly Dancing outfit in my closet somewhere.)

You never know.

GUTTERBALL

Monday, February 13, 2006 10:07 PM

Heh, what the hell? It's not a bandwagon if everyone don't jump on.

Hard-a$$ed, no-maintenance, determinedly-single WF in Middle US seeks equally-determinedly-single, no-maintenance Jayne-type male. Must be willing to let me clean his guns and lick/sharpen his buck knife. Must refuse any lasting commitment outside the sack. Must not have a problem with heartless, snarky females who mind their own business when not doing business.

Heh.

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LUVMYVERA

Monday, February 13, 2006 11:05 PM

SWJM (Single White Jayne-type Male), 21, seeking a Kaylee (must be good with gorram wrenches).
Edit: Oh yeah, in the Memphis area. And I'm serious about those wrenches.

FREELANCEPILOT

Monday, February 13, 2006 11:06 PM

Why the hell not?
half spanish, half korean wash looking for crazy River to have fun with in the Austin tx area.
Must respect people of other political and religious beliefs.
Looks good in leather a plus... guns another plus.

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

SAMAFIN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 1:53 AM

divorced mom, college student, 35, montana, seeking Washlike male, with geek tendencies.

eh...that's me in a nutshell...not to imply that i'm nuts or anything...uhm...really.

KIZYR

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 2:07 AM

Mid-20s Reaver seeking someone tasty with smooth skin.
Conversational skills a must. KF

~KF

Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest.
~Haven Prayer

CYBERSNARK

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 2:07 AM

Single white male, with Book's attitude, Mal's humour, and River's sense of poetry seeking sarcastic, intelligent, strong-willed, non-conformist Kaylee/Inara hybrid in Eastern Ontario.

Don't think this works too well. Like Firefly itself, my tastes and I aren't confined to any single genre. As the Bard wrote: I am large, I contain multitudes.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

COPILOTLEONARD

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 2:44 AM

This looks like fun. Single white female seeking fun loving, sarcastic, adorable, funny, intelligent, pilot of a Firefly class ship in upstate New York. His name should sound either close to Hoban or Wash or Alan (Yeah that one won't be easy.)

"Oh no what could it be? We're all going to die. Who's flying this thing? Oh right, that would be me, back to work"

DOG13000

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:25 AM

Single White Male - I'm a large, Semi-Muscular Man. I live in the Chicagoland area. I'm a geeky, overly sarcastic smartass. Mix between Mal and Wash. E-Mail Me for more details

dog13000@gmail.com

"Someone Ever Tries to Kill You, You Try and Kill Em' Right Back"

BITTERBIERCE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:29 AM

Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o. in SE Houston seeks discreet, cute looking woman who doesn't mouth off about having to sneek around behind the girlfriends' back. She doesn't like Firefly so she deserves it.

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em. Women judged almost solely on willingness to put out and looks. Enthusiasm more important than looks, though. Girlfriend gone mondays, wednesdays, fridays and saturdays, so no tuesdays, thursdays or sundays.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing. Me: Dominant, no freak stuff, I can last. You are not in command. As for the rest I don't mind lippy or snide women. Just so long as it stops the second I decide it's time for sex. Which will be often.

COWOFPAIN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:41 AM

Sardonic 17 year old male seeking intellectual and genetic phenom,preferably brunette.(or ginger)(or blonde)(I've seen some blue that didn't look too bad...) Must love weapons.(or tacitly accept their presence) Also must be willing to name first daughter Beatrix Kiddo and second daughter Darla Christina.(As Tarantino and Joss fan first three kinda obvious,Christina for Christina Ricci; her Wednesday Addams was the most beautiful example of poetry ever!)

There. I'll be flooded with responses any second now.

CALLMEATH

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BitterBierce:
Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o. in SE Houston seeks discreet, cute looking woman who doesn't mouth off about having to sneek around behind the girlfriends' back. She doesn't like Firefly so she deserves it.

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em. Women judged almost solely on willingness to put out and looks. Enthusiasm more important than looks, though. Girlfriend gone mondays, wednesdays, fridays and saturdays, so no tuesdays, thursdays or sundays.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing. Me: Dominant, no freak stuff, I can last. You are not in command. As for the rest I don't mind lippy or snide women. Just so long as it stops the second I decide it's time for sex. Which will be often.

This is a joke, right? No one is this bad. Or at least, they don't openly admit it.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

BITTERBIERCE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:05 AM

A joke? Why? Actually, you'd be surprised how many women are just fine with this sort of thing. Except for the girlfriend thing, what about it was bad? That I like sex? In my experience, women rather like that sort of thing. That I like being in charge? I find women like that too. In point of fact, I generally find women like men who know precisely what they want. Especially if it's them slipping out of their pretties. You'd be surprised how tolerant women are if you're up front.

What I find is this: I get denounced in public but then, quietly and behind the lines, some of the same ones contact me. Say what you want, but I hardly ever sleep alone.

ROLAND19

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BitterBierce:
Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o. in SE Houston seeks discreet, cute looking woman who doesn't mouth off about having to sneek around behind the girlfriends' back. She doesn't like Firefly so she deserves it.

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em. Women judged almost solely on willingness to put out and looks. Enthusiasm more important than looks, though. Girlfriend gone mondays, wednesdays, fridays and saturdays, so no tuesdays, thursdays or sundays.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing. Me: Dominant, no freak stuff, I can last. You are not in command. As for the rest I don't mind lippy or snide women. Just so long as it stops the second I decide it's time for sex. Which will be often.

Well I'm gonna go wash my hands now.

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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. - Buffy

BITTERBIERCE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:19 AM

Aw, you know you love me.

SPACEMANSPIFF

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:20 AM

Isn't the cheating-on-your-girlfriend thing bad enough?

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

KAELE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:26 AM

Were I not a happily married person, I believe I could be convinced to take him in a womanly fashion.

'Cause he's bad.

Heck, one night stands are fun too!

Kaele
AIM - Dewlanna
YID - jedi_kaele

MELAM

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:27 AM

Quote:

Sardonic 17 year old male seeking intellectual and genetic phenom,preferably brunette.(or ginger)(or blonde)(I've seen some blue that didn't look too bad...) Must love weapons.(or tacitly accept their presence) Also must be willing to name first daughter Beatrix Kiddo and second daughter Darla Christina.(As Tarantino and Joss fan first three kinda obvious,Christina for Christina Ricci; her Wednesday Addams was the most beautiful example of poetry ever!)

There. I'll be flooded with responses any second now.

*Gasp*

Where are you, you sardonic 17 year old male? I'm brunette, seventeen, in love with weaponry, and a Tarantino/Joss/Christina Ricci fan.

ROLAND19

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:39 AM

Oh, what the hell.

I'm an almost 20 year old Kansan who likes hard rock music, my favorite movie is "The Shawshank Redemption" (Serenity is #7, in case you're wondering). I consider myself to be quite the smartass, but I think I'm also a romantic fella when I need to be.

Anything else I should put?

Ah, screw it.

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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

AERYNSUN21

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 5:31 AM

Kansas? where in Kansas? :)

MELAM

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:47 AM

Los Angelus teenager, being forced to go to prom in three or four months. Needs a guy willing to dress up as Mal, and escort her.

ROLAND19

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by aerynsun21:
Kansas? where in Kansas? :)

Topeka. Why, are you from 'round here too?

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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

DINKY

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by 1978:
Ok Since David did it then I will be next.

SWF in her late 20's seeks brooding Cpt. Reynolds in the Indianapolis area. (I might have an Irana Belly Dancing outfit in my closet somewhere.)

You never know.

Wow!! A fellow FFF.net forum member in Indiana!! I'm not the only one!

But our ages differ too much!!

I'm a 16 yr old male looking for a smooth, not lumpy... Frosty... A large cup of smooth chocolate Frosty. That is just soooo tasty.

Oh and a girl around my age who loves guns and loves shooting them, and you must love computers. And when I say love I mean you have to KNOW computers and computer software, and be exclusively a PC Gamer! I am Catholic and Conservative, being both would help you be as cool as me, but I still could like you even if you aren't those things

.

And what I would REALLY like is that if you were a female Conservative, Catholic, loves guns loves shooting, Computer Geek, PC Gamer AND.... If you had a Smooth Chocolate Frosty when you greeted me.

Being an NRA member would also be a plus! Just because!!

We would be a match made in heaven.

Disclaimer: Be aware that the above post is intended ONLY for those who apply to every requirement!!! If you do not meet these requirements and you are caught stalking the original poster of this and are on or near their property, you WILL be used as target practice.

"Th3re !s n0 spo0Ne." -The Matricks

RKLENSETH

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:03 AM

21, male, single, upstate New York, works in television, don't have a lot of time for a personal life, plus hours of work make it hard for one anyways.

I think that pretty much disqualifies me. Oh well.

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

CHRISMOORHEAD

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:08 AM

I don't suppose you'd have a picture of yourself anywhere online, would you? Not to challenge your personal description, but I'd actually like to see what a muscle bound 6'3" Sci-Fi geek looks like.

I'm pretty short myself, between 5'8" and 6'0" depending on which 7-11 I'm walking out of. Damn my Welsh heiritage...

"Deep in the battlefield covered in blood
Lies an Airborne Ranger dying in the mud
He fought for his country and he died like a man
Though some people back home just wouldn't understand"

LUVMYVERA

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Melam:
Los Angelus teenager, being forced to go to prom in three or four months. Needs a guy willing to dress up as Mal, and escort her.

Only if you wear the dress Kaylee wears in Shindig.

MELAM

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:12 AM

Quote:

Only if you wear the dress Kaylee wears in Shindig.

Well that was the plan.

RKLENSETH

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisMoorhead:
I don't suppose you'd have a picture of yourself anywhere online, would you? Not to challenge your personal description, but I'd actually like to see what a muscle bound 6'3" Sci-Fi geek looks like.

I'm pretty short myself, between 5'8" and 6'0" depending on which 7-11 I'm walking out of. Damn my Welsh heiritage...

"Deep in the battlefield covered in blood
Lies an Airborne Ranger dying in the mud
He fought for his country and he died like a man
Though some people back home just wouldn't understand"

That isn't short.

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

SERYN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:56 AM

Female, mid 20's seeks Nathan Fillion.

or is that just copping out?

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

1978

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 1:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Female, mid 20's seeks Nathan Fillion.

or is that just copping out?

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Yep Me to but I would consider a look alike.

SERYN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 1:58 PM

oh yeah, look alikes will do, as will personaltiy alikes.

But the most welcome would be sound alikes.

hmmmmmmmmm.... Nathans voice.

Ok, real ad then

Female, 24, north of England, pretty enough, dizzily intelligent, a bitchy sweetheart, seeks nice strapping young Canadian man, must sound like Nathan Fillion, similar looks and personality major bonus. Obviously must be willing to travel, or like house guests for as long as a visa lasts.

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

DOCSTRANGE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:40 PM

Ok, heres me.

33, male, single, south burbs of Chicago.
Computer guy by trade. Play guitar (a little). Watch Firefly (a lot).
Seeking smart, funny, shiny, Kaylee-esque girl to hang out and connect with.

sdjcne@netscape.net

CITIZEN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Seryn:
Female, 24, north of England, pretty enough, dizzily intelligent, a bitchy sweetheart, seeks nice strapping young Canadian man, must sound like Nathan Fillion, similar looks and personality major bonus. Obviously must be willing to travel, or like house guests for as long as a visa lasts.

I knew I was right to be suspitious! That's it, I'm keeping the ring!

CitizenIs http://www.twisted-imaginings.com/Share/broken.GIF

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BITTERBIERCE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:38 PM

"Not to challenge your personal description, but I'd actually like to see what a muscle bound 6'3" Sci-Fi geek looks like"

Wait, who said I was a sci-fi geek? Firefly. I like Firefly and it's been the only sci-fi (with some temporary exceptions I'm now ashamed to admit) I've been able to stomach since Star Wars when I was a wee lad of six. The only reason Firefly is allowed to touch my coolness is because it's the best genre fiction written in the last fifty years. I never said I was one of this kind. I'm of an entirely different and more snobbish tribe.

SERYN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:41 PM

what ring?!

Hah, I may be your wife in name, but until I get the sparkler and the paper (or at least the dance and the hat made out of a tree) then there aint nothing official about it.

And listen, Hubby, you're enjoying this far to much. Its about time you had to fight for my twisted stalkerly affections, and if theres anyone on this site who sounds even remotely like Nathan Fillion, then you may just find yourself without the ever present flash of my cyber-binoculars.

So... harumpf! *does that patented 'Miss Piggy' turn and stamp off*

*watches Citizen from behind another post*

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

SERYN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:45 PM

And besides, I'll let you have a Kaylee shaped amusement if you let me have my Mal shaped one...

*flutters eyelashes and smiles sweetly*

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

JADEHAND

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:47 PM

Hey, I'm being very Captainy on Ocean Cloud, does that count??

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion

SERYN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:48 PM

yes.

But it the all important voice. It does strange things to my toes that I do very much enjoy.

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

JADEHAND

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:49 PM

I can do strange things to your toes that you would very much enjoy.

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion

GREENFAERIE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:50 PM

Here's Wydraz:

male, lives and works in upstate NY as a senior web designer. looking for a female browncoat to help pilot the firefly I'm buying when I become independently wealthy in a few years. At least, that's the plan.

SERYN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:53 PM

ooo, saucy.

We're hogging the space needed for other peoples wanted ads.

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
ooo, saucy.

We're hogging the space needed for other peoples wanted ads.

Yeah. Get a chat room you two.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

JADEHAND

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:58 PM

Good call. eh.
*goes to chat, eh*

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion

SHINYGEEKET

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:01 PM

What hell, here goes lol

Late teens Northern Cali, Kaylee-ish BF college student seeking a Simon or Wash type for cuddling and hampster discussion. Must be an animal person.

"We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

GAZERBEAM

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:24 PM

Seems like fun...

mid-20's Simon-type (Smart, but socially inept) SWM seeks Kaylee-type (Cute and bubbly) in the Charlotte area.

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"If nothing we do matters, all that matters is what we do."

COWOFPAIN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:51 PM

Ahhh, wrong LA, Melam. I'm New Orleans area. Probably best for me anyway; it sounds like if I met you I would have to be hit by a meteorite for being happy. (btw, does anyone else hate gypsies?)

LUVMYVERA

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cowofpain:
(btw, does anyone else hate gypsies?)

I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up.

"Let's be bad guys"

GUTTERBALL

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BitterBierce:
Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o....

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing.

*snerks* Where do I sign up?

...

What? That doesn't sound fun to anyone else? All except the...you know...cheating on the girlfriend part....

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CITIZEN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 9:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Seryn:
what ring?!

Hah, I may be your wife in name, but until I get the sparkler and the paper (or at least the dance and the hat made out of a tree) then there aint nothing official about it.

And listen, Hubby, you're enjoying this far to much. Its about time you had to fight for my twisted stalkerly affections, and if theres anyone on this site who sounds even remotely like Nathan Fillion, then you may just find yourself without the ever present flash of my cyber-binoculars.

So... harumpf! *does that patented 'Miss Piggy' turn and stamp off*

*watches Citizen from behind another post*

Fine:
http://www.twisted-imaginings.com/Share/ring.JPG
Anyone would think it's Valentines day, women making demands and such...

Quote:
And besides, I'll let you have a Kaylee shaped amusement if you let me have my Mal shaped one...

*flutters eyelashes and smiles sweetly*

Hadn't thought of that...

CitizenIs http://www.twisted-imaginings.com/Share/kitten.GIF whipped.

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GUTTERBALL

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 9:31 PM

I'm sure I'm stating the obvious here, but...D*MN, that's a big rock, Citizen!

________________________________________

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CITIZEN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 9:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by GutterBall:
I'm sure I'm stating the obvious here, but...D*MN, that's a big rock, Citizen!

Nope, this is a big rock:
http://www.twisted-imaginings.com/Share/Uluru.JPG

In need of a gardener, CitizenHasStoney soil.

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CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 9:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:
Seems like fun...

mid-20's Simon-type (Smart, but socially inept) SWM seeks Kaylee-type (Cute and bubbly) in the Charlotte area.

Hey! I'm cute and bubbly (sometimes) and in the Charlotte area!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 9:52 PM

Citizen: if that's what you get your wife, what are you getting your doxy? Hmmm???

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

1978

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 9:54 PM

Awwwwww we always hoped you two kids would get together!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember no kissing your new husband with “The Goodnight Kiss”.

CITIZEN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSernity:
Citizen: if that's what you get your wife, what are you getting your doxy? Hmmm???

Shhh! Seryn might hear...
http://www.twisted-imaginings.com/Share/hope.JPG

Discreet CitizenIsn't

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1978

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:07 PM

The Hope Diamond.....is that not supposed to be bad luck..

GUTTERBALL

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by GutterBall:
I'm sure I'm stating the obvious here, but...D*MN, that's a big rock, Citizen!

Nope, this is a big rock:

*cracks up*

I stand corrected. Nicely done!

________________________________________

Please remember that the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

ARCADIA

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:17 PM

What the hell?

I am nineteen years old, female, living in the Champaign-Urbana area now, but will be moving to Chicago in summer 2006 (transfering from University of Illinois to Columbia College -- I am going to be a film major, with the hope that one day I can write for a TV show, ha). I am 5'8, brown hair, brown eyes. Not the thinnest person on this earth, but... *shurgs* Seeking a Mal or Wash type, or a Mal/Wash type. Could do well with a Book-type, except for the strongly relgious thing. :-)

AIM: Greyfable
email: greyfable@gmail.com

"Objects in Space"
River: It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think...

CITIZEN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 1978:
The Hope Diamond.....is that not supposed to be bad luck..

Yeah, that's how I got it on the cheap, just blow the whole deal why don't you!

Romance, CitizenHasn't a clue...

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AERYNSUN21

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:49 PM

sorta, I'm from Manhattan
nice to meet a fellow Kansas "flan" :)

aerynsun21

AERYNSUN21

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Roland19:
Quote:
Originally posted by aerynsun21:
Kansas? where in Kansas? :)

Topeka. Why, are you from 'round here too?

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meant to reply with quote sorry :)

SERYN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:59 PM

*Slips ring over finger and admire the sparkle*

Why darling thank you its beautiful.

*bite diamond to make sure its real*

you know you really didn't need to, I would have been happy with the tree hat.

And no, no Goodnight Kiss just now.

I'll save that for when he attempts give his doxy more flashy jewellry

*smiles sweetly*

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CITIZEN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:02 PM

But honey! It's unlucky jewellry!

CitizenIs Smooth!

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JUBELLATE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:03 PM

SWWM (Single White Washing Machine...err Washlike Male), 22, seeking mechanically/electronically inclined female in Atlanta area to tell me what I've wired wrong on my car...seriously, why won't the lights work...argh. Anyway, knowledge in electronics or sympathy for frustration in broken things desired. Must have sense of humor with cold showers, broken TV's and unreliable vehicles. Indulgences in stupid man tricks desired along with strong snarkiness to keep me in line.

If you meet these qualifications or feel these qualifications are wrong and wish to edit them, feel free to email me.

Oh, and must be willing to travel..by foot...to nearest gas stations when I inevitably miscalculate the amount of gas I have left and stall somewhere in the middle of northern Georgia.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. – H.L. Mencken

SERYN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:09 PM

yeees...

Which is why i'm not... well, you can use your imagination i'm sure...

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THIEFJEHAT

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:13 PM

Wow..

You see, this thread is beautiful. Lots of people are joking around but if you read up the thread there are some actual love connections going on.

"Dear Joss Whedon, my spouse and I met because of a mutual love of your show." Wouldn't that be cool to read one day?

Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony.

CITIZEN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:15 PM

Oh dear god! Dear god in heaven!

Imaginative CitizenWishes he wasn't...

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CAPELLA

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:16 PM

Oh, okay, 34 year old female toughnut nerd from Germany (who today does not feel so tough at all but all the more nerdy) would love to have her personal Mal. Or Wash. Or something in between.

Do I look like one of the female Firefly characters? Nope, I am afraid I don't... God, I am bad at advertising myself... there is a picture on my webpage http://www.jutta-jordans.de , check it out if you like...

I can't believe I am doing this. On the other hand ... things we won't do for love, hm?

Keep flyin',
Capella

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Arcadia:
What the hell?

I am nineteen years old, female, living in the Champaign-Urbana area now, but will be moving to Chicago in summer 2006 (transfering from University of Illinois to Columbia College -- I am going to be a film major, with the hope that one day I can write for a TV show, ha). I am 5'8, brown hair, brown eyes. Not the thinnest person on this earth, but... *shurgs* Seeking a Mal or Wash type, or a Mal/Wash type. Could do well with a Book-type, except for the strongly relgious thing. :-)

Right in my backyard. And I am certainly Washlike (though Mal not so much.) Sadly at 40 I fear I may be a trifle old for you. If not or if you find yourself needing a friend in Chicago (though the very nice thing about college is it comes with built in friends) me email is daveshayne@ameritech.net

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

SERYN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:18 PM

I'm sorry.

Boys! Post your ads and then back to the Nook.

People are trying to pull for chrissakes and we are ruining the atmosphere of luuurve.

Serenity deary, you just stay here and keep flirting, he sounds like a good 'un.

EDIT: I'm so sorry, I just can't resist adding to that last line - 'and so in honour of you and Firefly, we named our first child Thread...'

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BITTERBIERCE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:20 PM

"What? That doesn't sound fun to anyone else? All except the...you know...cheating on the girlfriend part...."

I always figure- they're going to find out sooner or later, best to put it right out in the open. That way you can weed out the fun ones who say...

"Well, I'm not sure I approve of that"

...from the less fun ones who say things more like..

"Aaahhhh! You bastard!!(smack)".

GUTTERBALL

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by BitterBierce:
I always figure- they're going to find out sooner or later, best to put it right out in the open.

Hey, honesty works. I much prefer it to the commitment-ready guys I usually come across.

Why is the first thing out of a guy's mouth "So, what are you doing this weekend and when can you meet my parents?" these days?? Sheesh!

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SERYN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:28 PM

Actually, it wasn't the sex sex sex that put me off.

It was the combination of guns and lack of conscience.

Seryns a little scared now.

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KELLYOFLUTHIEN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by GutterBall:
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Why is the first thing out of a guy's mouth "So, what are you doing this weekend and when can you meet my parents?" these days?? Sheesh!

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Where the hell are you meeting those types of guys these days? If you don't like them, please send them my way.

And I'll send you all the guys who like to treat girls like go-se, 'cause I sure respect myself more than to lower myself to their ricidulous standards.

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BITTERBIERCE

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 12:14 AM

"Actually, it wasn't the sex sex sex that put me off.It was the combination of guns and lack of conscience. Seryns a little scared now"

Yeah, well. You cant pleases all the girlies all the times, and lotsa girlies still like scary guys. Easy come easy go, my average ain't so low.

FREELANCEPILOT

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 12:14 AM

Awesome, If one person gets anything out of this, I have don't my work (puts away bow and arrow).
I even have the unrelated flirting going on.

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

CITIZEN

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 12:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Seryn:
People are trying to pull for chrissakes and we are ruining the atmosphere of luuurve.

But it's what I do best?

Quote:
Boys! Post your ads and then back to the Nook.

Ok.

24 Single Simon like (not too dumb, once said to a girl "why?" when she asked if I was going to buy her a drink, that sort of thing) seeks (very) understanding female.

Clueless, that's why CitizenIs Single.

Edit:
Lives just South of London England.

Forgetfull, CitizenIs erm, er...

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GUTTERBALL

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 12:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by KellyofLuthien:
Quote:
Originally posted by GutterBall:
Why is the first thing out of a guy's mouth "So, what are you doing this weekend and when can you meet my parents?" these days?? Sheesh!

Where the hell are you meeting those types of guys these days? If you don't like them, please send them my way.

And I'll send you all the guys who like to treat girls like go-se, 'cause I sure respect myself more than to lower myself to their ricidulous standards.

Hey, I don't wanna be treated like go-se! I just don't want to be...annoyed. Pandered to. Committed to before I've even properly dated. I'm a bit commitment-phobic. Just a bit.

I'm a very independent sort, and people who try to hem me in usually get the rough side of my tongue. Whoops.

Don't like to be coddled. Can't help it. No one wants to be treated like go-se -- although a few seem to subconsciously choose it -- but not everyone wants roses and chocolates and undying love, either. *shrug*

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ORPHEUS

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 12:54 AM

Eh, why not?

19 yr-old SWMW (that's Single White Mal/Wash), smart, stoic, fiercely independent, and has a mind of comic gold. Looking for a Kaylee in the NC area with a slightly twisted sense of humor, yet needs to know when to turn it off. Tolerance for my being an awkward college student is a plus, affinity for film is a must.

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KELLYOFLUTHIEN

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by GutterBall:
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Hey, I don't wanna be treated like go-se! I just don't want to be...annoyed. Pandered to. Committed to before I've even properly dated. I'm a bit commitment-phobic. Just a bit.

I'm a very independent sort, and people who try to hem me in usually get the rough side of my tongue. Whoops.

Don't like to be coddled. Can't help it. No one wants to be treated like go-se -- although a few seem to subconsciously choose it -- but not everyone wants roses and chocolates and undying love, either. *shrug*

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Oh, I understand what you mean.

I don't need all the roses and chocolate and whatnot, but I absolutely do need respect. And any guy who is going to judge me solely on my looks and willingness to screw him only on his terms, and will cheat on his girlfriend in the process obviously will not respect me like I desrved to be respected. That's all I meant.

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SERYN

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 12:59 AM

Do I need to post a serious ad?

um, ok. Standard ad -

Red haired and hazel eyed English rose type (i.e fat ass) mid [20's], will get around to seeking someone to inspire her respect and tickle her fancy - witty, amused, creative and passionate. Will not pretend that looks are not important, is a visual and sensual minded person and more importantly - shallow. But personality overpowers pretty everytime. Likes interesting and new, hates jokers, doesn't mind emotions but prefers not to bother with them most of the time.
Has cat. Lives in the north of England. Willing to live almost anywhere else.

Worked that one out as a joke when I was fifteen, still applies. Should I worry?

Do we need to post pictures? *imagines possibilities* ha ha!

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CITIZEN

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Seryn:
hates jokers

Well that rules me out...

That's all I've got CitizenIsn't even that funny

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GUTTERBALL

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by KellyofLuthien:
...and will cheat on his girlfriend in the process obviously will not respect me like I desrved to be respected.

*grins* I said "all except" that....

You know what they say: cheetahs never prosper.

As for judging solely on appearance and willingness to boink at will...well...that's pretty much the world. Not pretty, but kinda inescapible. Inescapable?

Nemeseses? Nemesuses? Nemesii? What's the plural on that?

Heheh....

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SERYN

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:06 AM

I think that by 'jokers' I meant those stupid laddish chav types who still think its the height of wit to put clingfilm over a toilet.

Throught dint of managing to post on here that pretty much rules out every one present

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CITIZEN

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:11 AM

Ahh.

*removes clingfilm from toilet*

No I'd never do that.

swiftier in his Rapier-like subtlety, CitizenIsA Comic genius

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GELASSENHEIT

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:11 AM

I am SO glad I am SO married.

Gelassenheit means Serenity

KELLYOFLUTHIEN

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by GutterBall:
Quote:
Originally posted by KellyofLuthien:
...and will cheat on his girlfriend in the process obviously will not respect me like I desrved to be respected.

*grins* I said "all except" that....

You know what they say: cheetahs never prosper.

As for judging solely on appearance and willingness to boink at will...well...that's pretty much the world. Not pretty, but kinda inescapible. Inescapable?

Nemeseses? Nemesuses? Nemesii? What's the plural on that?

Heheh....

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Nemiseseseessssss, my presciousssssss.

You know, there are some boinkable types who also judge you on your personality. I've seen them, honestly! Of course, they're usually happily married and wouldn't dream of leaving their spouse...*sigh* There has to be a few single ones like them out there somewhere too though...

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GUTTERBALL

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:20 AM

Aw, KoL, you're the romantic type. You'll do just fine!

It's me on the raggedy edge -- the chick that loves football and professional wrestling and has seriously laughed at a boyfriend wanna-be who brought her roses for V-day -- who has a hard time finding the "right" guy. Luckily, I'm not looking!

See that "determinedly single" line in my ad. Heh. That ain't no lie!

Oh, and I half expected a laconic "NemeSES", a la Geoffrey Rush....

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JUBELLATE

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thiefjehat:
Wow..

You see, this thread is beautiful. Lots of people are joking around but if you read up the thread there are some actual love connections going on.

"Dear Joss Whedon, my spouse and I met because of a mutual love of your show." Wouldn't that be cool to read one day?

Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony.

you only think I'm joking...

Seriously though, its nice to have a common interest starting off a relationship, if only to give a platform for learning more about a person.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. – H.L. Mencken

1978

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:30 AM

Ok Citizen and Syren (Sp sorry guys) are not the only ones that can have fun with this. I am going to be aggressive.

Hey Docstrange I an waiting for my answer to my PM!!!!!

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:32 AM

Citizen, keep your baubles! I wil have none of them!

Okay, my turn:

SWF, 28, with Kaylee's earthiness, Zoe's strength, Inara's mystery and River's intelligence (okay I'm not THAT smart, but I can hold my own)seeks someone with Mal's strength, Book's faith, Simon's intelligence, Wash's humor and Jayne's willingness to brush my hair.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

CITIZEN

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Citizen, keep your baubles! I wil have none of them!

Ohh, hark at her, theres no pleasing some people.

Quote:
Simon's intelligence

Not an equal then?

CitizenIs Carrying on regardless

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

SWF, 28, with Kaylee's earthiness, Zoe's strength, Inara's mystery and River's intelligence (okay I'm not THAT smart, but I can hold my own)seeks someone with Mal's strength, Book's faith, Simon's intelligence, Wash's humor and Jayne's willingness to brush my hair.

Oh what a pity. I have Wash's strength, Mal's faith, Jayne's intelligence, Simon's humour and Book's willingness to brush your hair.

So close and yet...

NTLZYJSTDNTCARE

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 2:27 AM

On the off-chance of meeting an Irish firefly fan:

Romantically inept, yet tall, good-looking, intelligent Simon seeks smart, geeky firefly-loving girl to watch Ariel with.

I can't believe I'm the only serious post.

not lazy just don't care (about anything but Firefly)

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