JAYNE!

POSTED BY: shinytalent
UPDATED: Friday, June 9, 2006 06:57
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SHINYTALENT

Thursday, December 29, 2005 8:58 AM

Now I've been thinking Jayne really does come up with some wonderful lines.
What are some of your favorites?

Mine still has to be:
"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth"

**JayneFest '06 comin to a town near you!**

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

CBY

Thursday, December 29, 2005 9:10 AM

The one and only: "I'll be in my bunk!".

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SHUTTLE2

Friday, December 30, 2005 11:00 AM

HAHA!!

How about: "Time for some thrilling heroics".

BITTYCANNON

Friday, December 30, 2005 5:17 PM

"There's nothin' more deceivin' than a lowdown dirty deceiver."

CAUSAL

Friday, December 30, 2005 5:31 PM

"She mad, or somethin'?"

Oh, and,

"Pain is scary..."

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

DEANTJEEP

Friday, December 30, 2005 5:32 PM

"Let's be bad GUYS." Of course!

COSMICFUGITIVE

Friday, December 30, 2005 5:51 PM

“Boy, sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’tcha think?”

HISTORY

Friday, December 30, 2005 5:52 PM

"Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"

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"Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something right."

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Zoë: How much ammo we got left?
Jayne Cobb: Three full mags, and my swinging cod!

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Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

ACESANDEIGHTS

Friday, December 30, 2005 5:59 PM

Zoe: "Is that Jayne? Wash pinch me, I must be dreaming"

Jayne: "Aw hell, I'll pinch ya!"

JOEYSTALIN

Saturday, December 31, 2005 7:23 PM

"I like smackin'em"

CAUSAL

Saturday, December 31, 2005 7:36 PM

Jayne: Smells like crotch.

Kaylee: Jayne!

Jayne: Well, it does...

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

VIOLETRIX

Saturday, December 31, 2005 9:43 PM

Quote:
"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth"

you beat me to the punch, shiny. you won this round...

that is still my favorite quote. it's just so... there are so many possibilities with that. if he doesn't kiss em on the mouth, where does he kiss them? the imagery is nice.

jaynefest '06!

is it 2006 where other people are yet?

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
you won't remember anyway

HUMBUG

Monday, January 2, 2006 11:53 PM

My favourite Jayne-ism is the quote I use in my signature, from the BDM!!!

Humbug

"She's starting to damage my calm!" Jayne, Serenity

RODWY

Monday, January 2, 2006 11:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CBY:
The one and only: "I'll be in my bunk!".

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That ones always good.

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Mal: Define Interesting
Wash: Oh god, Oh god, We're all gonna die?

RODWY

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 12:20 AM

Jayne: "What 'r we gonna do? Clone 'im?"

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Mal: Define Interesting
Wash: Oh god, Oh god, We're all gonna die?

REALLYKAYLEE

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 12:28 AM

"Sorta cunning don'cha think?"

i don't know anything with jayne is hot.

shakespeare: more words than God.

KWICKO

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 12:34 AM

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

Really, there are too many to have just one favorite.

When Simon is telling the crew River's "safe word" that'll put her to sleep, and Jayne jumps up: "Don't SAY it!"
Zoe: "It only works on River, Jayne."
Jayne: "Well... Now I know that..."

Also: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."

Grrrrr. Arrrgghh.

OMELET

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 1:00 AM

The quote in my sig just made me burst out laughing when I saw it. Also, the time when Jayne was reading the letter from his mother and put on the lovely hat of his. I guess reading wasn't his top priority in life.

Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

FIREFLYSADIST

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 1:07 AM

"Captain says you're to stay put, doesn't want you to run afoul of his blushing psychotic bride. She figures out who y'are shell turn you in before you can say.... don't turn me in... lady....."

Hey all, im new in posting, but I have been reading Yours for months!

VIOLETRIX

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 2:30 AM

all of these jayne quotes are awesome! i think he and wash really have the best lines. jayne is so... he's not that smart. but he makes up for that in hotness.

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
you won't remember anyway

SHINYTALENT

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 3:46 AM

Hey Omelet, if you were that drop-dead hot would you seriously be bothered with reading when you have a talent for guns and whorin?

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

OMELET

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 3:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by shinytalent:
Hey Omelet, if you were that drop-dead hot would you seriously be bothered with reading when you have a talent for guns and whorin?

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

Only if you needed to find the whore house or gun shop.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

REALLYKAYLEE

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 12:09 PM

another great one with wash:

"You wanna go little man?"
"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."

how tudyk says it is just beyond priceless! and baldwin's reaction is . . . beyond . . . words . . .

shakespeare: more words than God.

KANESKI

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 12:19 PM

"You can't change that by getting all... bendy..."

Not a quote, but when he's staring down the officer in Bushwhacked and the feds are finding all his weapons. The look just says "Problem?"

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hillfolk and it was the best day ever!"

"So does this! Call it 'Vera'"

"What'd y'all order a dead guy for?"

"Maybe it's gold."... "I have respect! I'm just saying... " *points* "Gold!"

"I once hit a man in the neck at 500 yards with a bent scope, don't that count upstairs?"

CANTONHEROINE

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 12:38 PM

"I was aimin' for his head." The way he was talkin' out the side of his mouth was priceless!
Also the one in my signature.

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"Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'."

J6NGO1977

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 2:22 PM

'Hey, you know, we'd have been back first, except there's somethin' wrong with Inara's shuttle. She done somethin' to it, Mal. It smells funny.'

AFTERGLOW

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 9:02 PM

Jayne!! He is my very favorite character.
In Bushwhacked, Jane is raiding the freighter's kitchen and hears a noise that he shoots at. When the victim is found to be a small, weak survivor of the Reaver attack, Simon sarcastically calls Jayne's judgement into question.
Jane's reply:
"Looked bigger when I couldn't see him."
Too funny.

SINGATE

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 5:05 PM

In OIS when they are discussing how dangerous River really is, Jayne, who is off camera yells: "Butcher's knife!".

In "Trash" when Jayne is paralyzed he has some of the funniest facial expressions while reacting to what Simon is saying. Not a lot of dialogue but then again Jayne's strength isn't talking.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 5:19 PM

All of his lines are my favorite.

Here's another:

Jayne: What we need's a diversion. I say Zoe gets naked.
Wash: Nope.
Jayne: I could get naked.
Wash and Zoe: No!

Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that.

25MYTURN25

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:20 AM

personally I am quite fond of

"I like smackin 'em"

and

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." Like at a time where their lives could be in danger and people are realizing they have been played for fools, he says the most inappropriat thing, So very jayne - - -P.s. (off topic) what does BDM stand for. I hear people use this to refer to the movie [serenity] but I don't quite know what it actually stands for, Please answer lol

If someone tries to kill you. . . You try and Kill em' right back!

SPACEMANSPIFF

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 5:39 AM

BDM = Big Damn Movie.

Reference to when Mal asks Zoe something like,

"What does that make us"

"Big Damn Heores Sir."

"Damn right."

I'm paraphrasing. BDH is Big Damn Heroes, the term given to out beloved cast.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

VIOLETRIX

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 6:43 AM

jayne!

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
you won't remember anyway

NEVERED

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 6:49 AM

i just love the whole episode of jaynestown.

it's in my top four episodes: with Ariel, Out of Gas, and War Stories.

The hero of Canton, the man they call "Jayne"

"You threw a riot? on account of me?" *gets all choked up and teary-eyed*

JAYRO

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 2:02 PM

From Trash:

"She'll turn ya in before ya can say, 'Don't turn me in, lady!'"

And from Ariel:

"Aw, dammit, if I'd wanted to learn schoolin' I woulda gone to school!"

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"She's in Congress?"

HAEKELDRACHE

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 2:37 PM

My favourite Jayne dialogue is maybe this one:

Jayne: "You can´t change that by gettin all... bendy" Wash: "Al what?" J:"You got the light from the console... to keep you... Lift you up. Oh, they shine like..." *grasps at the air* ".. little angels." *starts smiling, falls to the ground* W: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

I couln´t stop laughing for almost five Minutes, that was great! ;)

"Burn the land and boil the Sea, you can´t take the Sky from me..."

Haekeldrache is german for Crochetdragon

MEENOL

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 2:42 PM

How can everyone forget the wonderful Jayne-Lawrence scene, packed full of beautiful lines

"He was unspecific as to how."
*draws a knife*

"Pain is scary..."

"I can see you're not stupid."
"I wish I could say the same, Lawrence."

"I was going to get me a ear too."

There are just too many in the series overall...

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No, THIS is what going mad feels like.

XENOPROBE

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 5:06 PM

There are just sooo many to chose from!

In Serenity (the episodes, as opposed to the BDM) after Mal, Zoe and Jayne leave Badger and are discussing how to unburden themselves of Alliance-marked goods, Jayne starts muttering to himself as Mal and Zoe continue talking.

He's rumbling about how he signed on for 10% of the take and says something like "... let's see, 10% of zero... add zero to zero... carry the zero..."

(He may actually say 'nothing' instead of zero... now I'll have to go watch it again, shucks-darn!)

What can I tell you baby? I've always been bad...

VIOLETRIX

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:10 AM

*sigh*

jayne.

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
gone, i say and walk from church,
refusing the stiff procession to the grave,
letting the dead ride alone in the hearse.
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

FOLLOWMAL

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:23 AM

*smiles fondly at Violetrix' "JAYNE" sigh.

I will be polite and not remind you of MAL.
No, not in a Jayne thread.

My favorite is " She's starting to damage my calm." We use it in our house all the time. My Mom, she's 72, loves it the most and I heard her use it on the phone this mornin'.

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

GRIZWALD

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:25 AM

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That 'un... right up there. My favorite.

VIOLETRIX

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 5:02 AM

Quote:
*smiles fondly at Violetrix' "JAYNE" sigh.

i told ya i was a BDH whore. but does lovin' only 2 BDH's make me a whore? or am i just a BDH enthusiast? i'd hop into either one of those bunks, baby.
but jayne still wins.

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
gone, i say and walk from church,
refusing the stiff procession to the grave,
letting the dead ride alone in the hearse.
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

GUTTERBALL

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:53 PM

Ah! So many Jayne quotes; so little time! Seems like every time he opens his mouth, either pure comic gold or pure raw sewage spills out....

The only liquid I see is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage!

Badger: Won't deal with me. 'S taken an irrational dislike.
Jayne: *mouth full* What happened...'d he see your face?

Mal: You backed out of a deal last time. Left us hangin.
Jayne: *mouth full* Hurt our feelins.

Mal: Why didn't you turn on me, Jayne?
Jayne: Money wasn't good enough.
Mal: When it is?
Jayne: *little grin* Weeellll...that'll be an interesting day.

Can I start gettin sexed already?

Jayne: I don't know these folks. Don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.

Hey, I got a idea. 'Stead of standin around playin art critic, why don't we move away from this eerie-ass piece o' work and get on with our increasinly eerie-ass day?

River: Your toes are in the sand.
Jayne: And your head's up your--
Simon: HEY!

Jayne: *after River's cockney display* That right there? Exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.

Sure you don't just wanna piss yourself and run like you did with Badger?

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SHINYTALENT

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:27 PM

Wow who'd of thought this would get so many posts- YAY Everyone Love's Jayne!!

Ohh and I have a new favorite
"If wishes were all horses we'd all be eatin steak"

Of course that's adding to pretty much every line he says ever.
He doesn't even need to say anything, just stand there

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

RINNYPJ

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 4:37 AM

I've got two very favorites, aside from the classics already listed.

In the flashback from Out of Gas: *Shoots his buddy and takes an eager step forward* "How big a room?"

More than anything, it's that eager step forward that just gets me every time. And the second is in Heart of Gold, as the bad guys are closing in on the house. Jayne is poised and ready with the sniper gun, and Mal is watching the hover craft and the guy on the back with the gun and he and Jayne are talking through the com units.

Mal: First hurtle. Jayne, think you might-- *Guy gets shot off hover craft*
Jayne: Think I might, Cap'n.

That teeny tiny exchange just says so much to me about Jayne as a mercenary--He does his job and he does it well, gorramit--and about Jayne and Mal's relationship.

And of course, my little shipperheart loves: "I could stand t'hear more."

JOHNBOY

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 10:15 AM

Jayne always cracks me up. But sometimes it's not justs the words - it's the non-verbal cues that go with it that make them soooo funny.

One of my favorites from War Stories:
Zoe: We’re gonna go get the Captain
Kaylee: Good....Can they do that?
Jayne: NO!

The look of disgust on his face is priceless - but is it because he can't believe that a professional like Zoe is really going to do this, or is it because he *knows* he owes Mal at least one life, so if she goes he's gonna hafta go too?

My other favorite from War Stories:
All the others are arming themselves to the teeth, and from the gantry you hear Vera charging up. They all look up in surprise.
Jayne: (quickly looking at his fly) What!!!

Cheers,
Johnboy

VIOLETRIX

Friday, February 17, 2006 8:39 AM

Quote:
He doesn't even need to say anything, just stand there

mmm... yeah... just standing there...

i loved in the BDM when they were talkin' 'bout the "safe word" that simon used, and just as simon starts to explain, jayne freaks out: "well don't say it!" and jumps up, trippin' all over himself.
and then when told that the "safe word" only works on river, he says: "well, now i know." and sits back down.

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
gone, i say and walk from church,
refusing the stiff procession to the grave,
letting the dead ride alone in the hearse.
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

WORKWORKWORK

Friday, February 17, 2006 9:09 AM

Don't forget the classic Jayne/Wash double play from 'Shindig':

Jayne: We was about to swing into action, Cap..a complicated search-and-rescue op.
Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.

Zoë: You sanguine about the kind of reception we're apt to receive on an Alliance ship, Cap'n?
Mal: Absolutely. [pauses] What's "sanguine" mean?
Zoë: "Sanguine". Hopeful. Plus, point of interest… it also means "bloody".
Mal: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don't it?

RESE

Friday, February 17, 2006 9:41 AM

I'm on watch tonight; got maybe two seconds to add my personal two-cents worth . . . .

"Pretentious . . . . . ?"

There is something deeper to Jayne; I aim to find out what. Could take a big shovel, tho'.

~I'm old enough to be in his bunk!~

CORNCOBB

Friday, February 17, 2006 12:45 PM

"The hero of Canton, the man they call... me!"

"The living legend needs eggs."

"Can I know her?"

The part in Bushwhacked where he's being questioned and just sits there with his arms crossed. Staring...

"Something about that is downright unsettlin'"

"Sick people is high-larious"

When talking about the canton townsfolk hero-worshipping him: "Don't make no sense."

more later

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

BLACKCOLLARBROWNCOAT

Saturday, February 25, 2006 12:05 AM

This isn't one my favs (I think y'all covered the ones fit for this topic, or at least all the ones I could conjure), but I figured it was worth mentioning because of the good interaction between Mal and Jayne.

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: I don't know, I passed out.

I think this shows that Jayne is the only crew member Mal can be a "guy" with, or maybe just moreso than the others. Their expressions are sweet too. And can I mention how I just love that Mal means bad in Spanish. That's killer.

And what's the one where River says Jayne is a girl's name? I can't remember how that one goes...

Jayne is just fantastic, even though he is a greedy bastard.

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch me soar.

NAUGHTYMAN

Friday, April 21, 2006 5:50 AM

I'm with you on that quote Shinytalent!It's possibly the best one in the entire series.

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all"

BOB30

Friday, April 21, 2006 9:03 AM

Not necessarily a classic 'line' but the part in Heart of Gold where Mal is giving the crew the option to join or stay on the ship. Don't remember the exact wording, but Jayne opts out. Mal says "They're whores", without a beat Jayne says "I'm in". Perfect comedy timing!

If anyone can quote the script....

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I'll be in my bunk....

ATH

Friday, April 21, 2006 10:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BlackCollarBrowncoat:
where River says Jayne is a girl's name? I can't remember how that one goes...

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch me soar.

she starts with that girls name crap again, i'll show her i got man parts (as he reaches into his pants).

GRIMJACK21502

Friday, April 21, 2006 12:18 PM

Can't believe no one mentioned this one yet.

When surrounded by the 'professional' ladies in the Heart of Gold,

"Man, my John Thomas is gonna pop off
and fly around the room, there's so
much tasty here."

...like a kid at Christmas...classic.

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We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

Wanna fly on Serenity...visit us
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One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

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MSCKAREN

Friday, April 21, 2006 12:44 PM

I like Jayne Math!

"Let's see. Nuthin' into nuthin...carry the nuthin'"

He seems to be pretty smart when it comes to figuring out the percentages as they relate to his personal well being!

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"Appears they've cancelled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."
http://karenallover.blogspot.com/

DAYVE

Friday, April 21, 2006 2:05 PM

old threads never die....they just get pushed down a little.....

ok - so you're talking to Spartacus here....i know folks like Jayne in the really real world.....

and while most of the foul and unsettling language is usually in Chinese....Jayne has his moments....like in the BDM when Zoe asks... "how much ammo we got left".....
Jayne replies...."three full mags and my swinging cock".....

or that's how i heard it anyway....some people have told me he used the word " cod "...... but sounds like to cock to me

in a related humorous moment on the Daily Show last night....Jon Stewart, while commenting on the Chinese president, Hu Jintao, (visiting the White House), and the heckler who interrupted Hu's remarks, said that later on in his speach Mr. Jintao replyed to the lady...."hey, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth...."

vulgar, sure....funny - hell yes

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

MAL4PREZ

Friday, April 21, 2006 3:00 PM

How did I miss this thread before? Every line is sooo funny! But here's one of my absolute favorite Jayne moments - OoG, the Mal/Zoe hold up/flashback...

Mal: How much they payin' you?

Jayne thinks, then says something between wha-? and huh? with this look on his face.

I still LOL at that, every gorram time I watch it!

Edit: almost forgot a few lines later:

"Yeah, I ain't laughing."

I love Jayne. I love Mal more, but still...

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

GROOVYAL

Friday, April 21, 2006 3:45 PM

i've got one for you too...

- I dont like the idea of someone's knowing what i'm thinkin'
- Nobody likes the idea of someone's knowing what you're thinking!

yeah i love thatone!

GROOVYAL

Friday, April 21, 2006 3:54 PM

and i forgot! THE best jayne line EVER!!!!
(funny enough, nobody mentioned it before)

"You!...Friend!"
actually the expression on his face... ,to qoute him, "Hi-Larious"!

GROOVYAL

Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:30 AM

and here an other line!

"Hey!Free soup!"

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:49 AM

I'm prolly gonna get this a little wrong since it's been a couple of days since I watched Jaynestown but here is my fave

"You all benn givin the shortest end of the stick, but you took that end, ..... well you took it , and I guess that's somethin'"

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

GROOVYAL

Sunday, April 23, 2006 9:43 PM

there's one more i've been missing:

"saw that comin'!"

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Well! If it aint somethin'!

DONCOAT

Monday, April 24, 2006 7:02 PM

"You share a bunk?"

"With *that* one."

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I don't disagree on any particular point.

IVY

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 12:17 AM

One more that I love...from Shindig when they are enjoying the finest beverages that make ya blind.

Jayne says to Badger "Yeah, hurt our feelings". It makes me laugh every time!

Ivy

I've been sane a long while now, and change is good...

MAGHAFFAR

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 1:06 AM

Not a line, but the look Jayne gives Kaylee in the engine room of the Serenity pilot after she has him open up the port hydraulics controls and she says "it's simple" -- the look he gives her after seeiong all those wires and blinking lights... Hi-larious.

Also love the scene in SAFE when Jayne passes Simon in the hallway after dumping all his stolen stuff back in Simon's room.

GROOVYAL

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 8:15 PM

actually the safe-scene is the worst ever! it is so not jayne, its sooo badly played.... its the only scene i really didnt like in the whole series!!!! (funny as it may seem)

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Well! If it aint somethin'!

IRYABOY

Thursday, April 27, 2006 6:31 AM

"My muscular buttocks it's 40!"

"What, cuz she beat up Mal? That ain't so hard."

"Boy, sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES right now, wouldn't it?"

Jayne's awsome.

YT

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 1:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by shinytalent:
What are some of your favorites?

"Well..."

Might not look like much but, the way Adam delivers it, as he takes his leave of Mal in Out of Gas, makes it my favourite line in the series.

Keep the Shiny Side Up . . .

MUSCULARBUTTOCKS

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 2:05 AM

We'll now the great ones are gone, including "My Muscular Buttocks it's 40",...

I do like the following from Safe when he's hastily returned Simons things
"Hey, there, doctor. Glad you're back now, on the ship"
Very amusing, out of character, delivery!

And his very approving "You fought the law!" in Jaynstown.

And his response to the security guard's "I'll need the passcode" in the BDM, which, being a hail of lead, is very in character

Finally, he'll be gutted that no-one chose "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient". He worked so hard on that one!

Keep Flyin' and have good sex (preferably not at the same time)

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"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get 'n beat you with 'til you learn who's in ruttin' command here."

SPACEANJL

Wednesday, June 7, 2006 10:31 AM

Juat Jayne, standing there.

I'm thinking about his muscular buttocks now, so I've...sentence...forgotten...what were we talking about?

It's the look, as much as the speech. The hand pawing at Saffron from out of shot, and being smacked away by Zoe and Kaylee. That 'Bushwhacked' glare. Crouching on the walkway while Kaylee is in the infirmary in 'Serenity'.

I have a bit of an obsession. Stands up.

"My name is SpaceAnJL and I am a Jayneaholic."

SpaceAnJL

CHOO1701

Wednesday, June 7, 2006 11:14 AM

"The man they call ME!!!"

oh and:

"You took that stick...and well..you took it"

Coming Soon:

"Jayne Cobb reads Shakespeare"

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

FLAME

Friday, June 9, 2006 6:57 AM

Has anyone brought up:

"I hope the whores is prettier than the house."

~ Flame ~

SERENITY on the big screen in Raleigh, NC, June 22, 2006!!
http://www.monkeyshinesbeadery.com/serenity/shindig/