CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #14 - Oh please!

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UPDATED: Wednesday, March 1, 2006 11:51
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 10:13 PM

Okay, Crew. This week's Caption Tightpants winner is THESOAPBOXER who Collected the most Cool votes in Conjunction the Captured picture with the Captain!

Congratulations!

This episode of Firefly is brought to you by the letter "C"

Now onto week 14 and Saffron, who gives us a look to remember!

Saffron: How did I manage to put my lipstick on inside out? Sonofa--

Now I've been waiting a long time for someone good enough to out-caption me, let's see what you got!

BWAH!
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ASARIAN

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 10:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

That is NOT one of her most attractive poses! lol. :) Okay, let's say something accordingly:

Saffron: "I am not as think as you drunk I am."

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DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 10:56 PM

Brought to us by the letter 'C'? Please. Doesn't this boat pick up any chanel except PBS?

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

WILDIGSTART

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 11:07 PM

Kaylee couldn't seem to find her little friend.

You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy

CAPTAINSHINY

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 11:08 PM

Quote:

Wash (o.s.): Woah... good impression of Stitch (The guy Jayne pushed out of his ship on Canton)

-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

CITIZEN

Thursday, February 23, 2006 12:11 AM

Zombie YoSafBridge: Braaaiiinsss...

Or

YoSafBridge: Wow, this new shade is some gooood stick man...

Or

Mal(O/S): We really need to stop River kicking people in the head...

Or

YoSafBridge: And then he pulled a face like this...

Or

YoSafBridge: Sooo, anyway then the wind changed...

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DARKJESTER

Thursday, February 23, 2006 12:42 AM

Nathan(os): "Christina, I'm sorry."

Christina: "That's OK, Nathan."

Nathan(os): "No, Christina, I'm SORRY!"

Christina: "What do you... Oh, GAWD!!!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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BLUEISHBROWNCOAT

Thursday, February 23, 2006 12:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

Scientist:
And here we have the adavnced stages of a Mal induced coma: Brain and Body cease logical functions. His hotness is sometimes just too much for many women to handle.

-Blue
Sorry, Mal on the brain. :)

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SHINY

Thursday, February 23, 2006 12:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by wildigstart:

Kaylee couldn't seem to find her little friend.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

ASARIAN

Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shiny:

Quote:
Originally posted by wildigstart:

Kaylee couldn't seem to find her little friend.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Hmm, I don't even get it.... Oh wait, maybe I do; eeeeew!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FREELANCEPILOT

Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:19 AM

Quote:

Saffron: THEY CANCELLED US?!

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:48 AM

Saffron: Liiight...must move toward the liiiight...

OR

Saffron: Oh, please! Nobody died last time...unless you count the 2 guys in the chop shop.

OR

Saffron: Whoa. Someone been burning incense?
Jayne(OS): MAL! I told you 'Nara done somethin' funny!

BWAH!
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JAMESTHEDARK

Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:54 AM

And at that moment, another poor, hapless victim found himself at the gates of the special hell.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 23, 2006 2:24 AM

Saffron: Mmmmmmmmalcolm Reynolds, you are quite a mmmmmmman...
Mal: Murmph mmmph ummph!

(sometimes, ya just gotta think like Jayne!)

BWAH!
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Thursday, February 23, 2006 3:54 AM

Convinced by the sudden display of google-eyes that he is dealing with an expensive 'bot, Malcolm begins a desperate search for the access door to the circuit box.

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WILDHEAVENFARM

Thursday, February 23, 2006 4:07 AM

Braaaaaaaains!

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 23, 2006 4:08 AM

the following is for my friend Gojiro:

Saffron: Oh ruttin' hell! I can't believe you played "HOLDING CELL"* on me...again!

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BWAH!
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EARLYWARNING

Thursday, February 23, 2006 4:50 AM

See, if I close my left eye, an, an, and roll my right one up, I can almost see my brain.

GUTTERBALL

Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Saffron: Whoa. Someone been burning incense?
Jayne(OS): MAL! I told you 'Nara done somethin' funny!

Bwahahah! *falls over laughing*

How 'bout:

YoSafBridge: Thish ishn't funny. Thish ish a mmmm'rality tale about...evilsh...of shhhhaaaakeeee...*snore-thump*.

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RHYIANAN

Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:03 AM

Jayne(os): See, I'm not the only one that goes crazy and falls asleep!

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoe: You live on a spaceship, dear.

CBY

Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:20 PM

River (voice): "Left eye? Check. Right eye? Check... damn, it's cold in here."

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SICKDUDE

Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:26 PM

Continuing with Citizen's and Wildheavenfarm's thought...

Yo-Saf-Zombie-Bridge: Braaiiinnnnsss.... Starrvvinggg...on...thiss...shippp......

"It's a cow."

COSMICFUGITIVE

Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

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Saffron does her best Undertaker impression.

OR:

Having tricked every man, woman and child in the 'Verse, Saffron runs out of victims. In an act of desperation, she creates a new personality, and turns to the only suckers left. The Gorram Reavers!

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, February 24, 2006 1:25 AM

these first few may be downright unsettling...

YOSAFBRIDGE:"OOOHHHH YES! YES! YEESS!OH MY YES!"

KAYLEE(OS):"I'll have what she's having!"

OR

YOSAFBRIDGE:"OH YES!MORE!YES!"

SIMON(os):"I shouldn't have taken Jayne's suggestion of being a gynecologist..."

OR

YOSAFBRIDGE took Mal's advice of maybe "looking inside of herself to find out who she is" a tad too literally.

OR

YOSAFBRIDGE:"Ummm....Crap!I can't think of any captions this week!"

more to come!

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GUTTERBALL

Friday, February 24, 2006 2:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
Saffron does her best Undertaker impression.

Woot! Might there be another WWE fan in the hizzy?

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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, February 24, 2006 4:31 AM

YOSAFBRIDGE:"OKAY...who *grunt* put *grunt* LAXATIVES *sweat* in my *GRUNT* DRINK!!"

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DEADLYUNPREDICTABLEMIDGET

Friday, February 24, 2006 4:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

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Phew! Don't eat so gorram many beans next time you put your gun down, Saffron.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, February 24, 2006 2:35 PM

Saffron had quite a different reaction to sitting down on one of Wash's plastic dinosaurs...

OR

Saffron: And Durran made a face like THIS when I...

OR

Saffron showed Jayne why the stick-sounds-like-it's-rainin' ain't so stupid

OR

Saffron: BWAH-AHHHHhhhh indeed...

BWAH!
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JAYRO

Friday, February 24, 2006 2:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by wildigstart:

Kaylee couldn't seem to find her little friend.

Oh dear God...

LMFAO at that.

Here goes:

Christina Hendricks went all out to get the gig on Romero's fifth Dead movie.

or...

YoSaffBridge was having so much fun, she was oblivious to Skywalker lurking in the background.

or the ubiquitous...

Christina: "SUMMMEEERRRR!!"

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"No."
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STEVETHEPIRATE

Friday, February 24, 2006 3:16 PM

Mmmm... Mal naked ... (*slobbery gargle*)

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CITIZEN

Friday, February 24, 2006 3:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Saffron had quite a different reaction to sitting down on one of Wash's plastic dinosaurs...

Great minds think alike... I thought about posting something like this, though I was going to put:
Not being a regular crew member YoSafBridge forgot the golden rule - When sitting down in the cockpit always check where all Wash's Dinosaurs are...

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ASARIAN

Friday, February 24, 2006 9:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

That is NOT one of her most attractive poses! lol. :)

Or, to go with the irony of that:

Saffron: "But face it, hubby, I'm really hot."

--
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RHYIANAN

Friday, February 24, 2006 10:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

That is NOT one of her most attractive poses! lol. :)

Or, to go with the irony of that:

Saffron: "But face it, hubby, I'm really hot."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

Well, if you take "hot" to mean temperature, she could be passing out from it.....

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoe: You live on a spaceship, dear.

FAKESOUNDOFPROGRESS

Friday, February 24, 2006 11:08 PM

Saffron: Damn I left Mr Fuzzy Wuzzy behind.

The moment of the Rose and the moment of the Yew Tree are of equal duration.

RYCE

Saturday, February 25, 2006 2:57 AM

Saffron (sniffing): Ugh, what piece of gosse crawled out of your butt and died?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, February 26, 2006 2:46 AM

Aboard the Nebuchadnezzar, Wash takes time for teenage pranks when he switches the Jack cable for the septic hose.

OR

Fluke Skystalker(OS): Is it the force? Do you hear thousands of voices crying out in pain and then they're suddenly silenced?!?
Obi-Saffronobi: No, it's just a migrane.

wow, the brainpan is extra leaky tonight...

BWAH!
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Sunday, February 26, 2006 4:23 AM

Christina: "Let's see here....Firefly.....Miss Match...Angel...Kevin Hill...Tru Calling...oh, go-se that's HOW many cancelled shows i've been in?"

OR

Saffron: "Gorramit, if i have to hear that cutesy little Ashlee Simpson one more time, i swear i'll....i mean, we all know I'M the one who steals boyfriends."

OR

Even Christina Hendricks aka. Saffron herself couldn't resist the almighty god that is Nathan Fillion.

OR

Saffron: "..How long is this preacher gonna go for? Alright, yes, yes, SPECIAL hell and all that....ok, looks like he might be wrapping up, better start nodding politely...go-se! He's still going! Gorramit, this sermon's making me sleepy."

I'll do better next time. The good ones are already taken.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

MANWITHPEZ

Monday, February 27, 2006 2:47 AM

Quote:

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Confounding everyone on the bridge, Saffron demonstrates how she "makes herself ready."

OR

Proving she is part Delvian, Saffron hijacks the ship just to take it closer to the nearest light source.

OR

Staying within the realm of Science Fiction, Saffron demonstrates the proper use of Foxxy Love's lightsaber from Drawn Together.

OR

Saffron: Whoa...good...What do you call that again?
Mal: Tongue Tornado...
Saffron: Yeah...Whoa...good Tongue Tornado.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

ARCADIA

Monday, February 27, 2006 2:56 AM

Quote:

Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens… Love also tends to induce seizures in manipulative, psychotic bi-yatchs.

"Objects in Space"
River: It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think...

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 27, 2006 3:21 AM

Pull your claw outta that bag niiiice and slow...
and GO VOTE!

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BWAH!
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Monday, February 27, 2006 7:34 PM

*bump for voting*
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BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 7:06 AM

"Stick a fork in it"
YoSafBridge tries out McKenzie Crook's wooden eyeball from "Pirates" ---
Yes, yes, this is just a post-vote bumper.

bun
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MANTICHORUS

Wednesday, March 1, 2006 11:51 AM

BUMMMP!

Got no caption, y'all have more'n covered that.