THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #24-OH, THE IRONY!!

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Saturday, March 4, 2006 06:44
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, February 26, 2006 6:43 AM

A resounding Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze to you all! (Explosive diahhrea of an elephant)

After last weeks shiny and extremely well-captioned round, only one could come out on top, and Round #23's winner is....

The original caption tightpants himself, TENTHCREWMEMBER!

*BLAM!*
Jayne(OS): Et tu, Malcolm?
Inara: Did Jayne just quote Shakespeare as he died?
Zoe(OS): Did have a kind of poetry to it.

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CONGRATS!

OH, THE IRONY!

And as the original Caption Tightpants wins the spinoff, the SECOND DOSE OF IRONY BEGINS!!!

We all know that this is Round "24", so what better to do than showcase someone who was in Firefly, who also connects with that show? MARK SHEPPARD!
DOUBLE IRONY!!!

BADGER:"Okay, so here's the Oscar list. Your job is to rig them so that SERENITY is nominated for BEST PICTURE, BEST DIRECTOR, BEST LEAD and SUPPORTING ACTOR and ACTRESS, and BEST SCREENPLAY! And you had better make sure they WIN! 'Cause you don't want them to lose...GOT IT?"

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ASARIAN

Sunday, February 26, 2006 9:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Badger: 'Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple... of invites! Here ya go!"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Monday, February 27, 2006 6:40 AM

BADGER:"Is this paper out of focus, or is it just me?"

OR

BADGER:"Who posted this article about me being sly?"

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CITIZEN

Monday, February 27, 2006 9:46 AM

Badger: Reynolds, your blackmarket beagles have... done... something, to my morning paper...

Or

Badger: What's this, you know I only like reading the news in pop-up form, this hasn't even got pictures...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 2:52 AM

bump

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BARNABY36

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 3:37 AM

Quote:

BADGER: Mal, can you read this for me? I, uh... well, you see, I, uh. Um. I don't really know how.

Ben

JPSTARGAZER

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 4:04 AM

Badger: "If you would have gotten here sooner, you might have noticed this bulletin: 'Rogue vessel, classification Firefly...' what? 'Blue Sun stock plummets after announcement of quarterly losses.' There goes my gorram portfolio."

Mal (reading the bulletin): "What? Sci-Fi is picking up a second season of Firefly? Thank you Buddha..."

That's all I got...

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 5:14 AM

Badger: Be a dear and pick up a few things for me at the supermart.

Or

Badger: The bog's through there. All out of charmin though; use this instead - I'm sure a big tough veteran like you can take it.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 4:45 PM

Thank you all, can you believe I won round 23? FNORD.

Okay, and onto 24...which is 42, backwards...

Badger: Yep, got the answers to all your problems, Mr. Reynolds, right here...'cept it's gonna cost ya 100 coin for the rest of the book.

OR

Badger: I just know the Alliance will find--
Mal(OS): *BLAM*
Badger: URK!
Jayne(OS): Aww, I was gonna shoot 'im!

OR

Badger: Says here I flashed my ass to the gorram law...no wait...You assed my law to the gorram flasher...no, no...You flashed me and the gorram law's ass...go se! (grumbles) wish I could read...

OR

Badger: See?! I spent as much time as I claimed in the lockdown! Proof is right there!
Mal(OS): Says you were in for "public displays of self gratification with an apple peeler"?

OR

Badger: This is my suggested reading list. You'll note that "How to keep your show from being cancelled by FOX" is a must.

OR

Badger: Yeah, so see the fine print at the bottom?
Mal(OS): No.
Badger: Well it says I get your ship. Failure to deliver.
Mal(OS): Like hell! YOU gave me defective beagles! Ruttin' dogs were crappin' non-stop and the Gou Rou* Buffet was looking for food, not fertilizer!

*dog meat

BWAH!
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SICKDUDE

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 11:28 PM

Post-Its of the future are bigger and come pre-printed for your convenience.

or

Badger: "See? $100 for each hotel. Now pay up!"

GUTTERBALL

Wednesday, March 1, 2006 12:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Badger: Says here I flashed my ass to the gorram law...no wait...You assed my law to the gorram flasher...no, no...You flashed me and the gorram law's ass...go se! (grumbles) wish I could read...

Heheheh! That's great!

How's about:

Badger: See right there? This certifies that this hat has been handed down through my family for the last ten generations.
Jayne(OS): *snorts* Coulda toldja that just by lookin'.

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Please remember that the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

SAMEERTIA

Wednesday, March 1, 2006 12:44 AM

"See here, where it says overlooked? That's what your Firefly was."

or
"I'd rather drink piss-water than what's on this wine-list. Not even a decent Napa chardonnay."

CHOLLETT

Wednesday, March 1, 2006 6:48 AM

Badger: "..and it says here that i got a bad reference, calling me a "puddle o' piss". Now who could have done that, i wonder?"
Mal (OS): *smirks*

OR

Badger: "Here's this weeks TV ratings list. See this? You WISH you had ratings like these."
Mal (OS): "You got STABBED. Right there."
Badger: "So?"

OR

Badger: "I'm headed to college and i need another reference letter like this one. Think you could crank one out for me?"
Mal (OS): "Sure, an overabundance of schooling might just make you somewhat literate."
Badger: "QUIET!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, March 1, 2006 6:57 AM

Badger: See? On the WaveGuide for this week? Do you see yourselves getting one of your silly little adventures this week? It's cancelled you are, snuffed right out. You and your friends.
Mal: So what does that make you?
Badger: (Ack. Ack. Choking noises as we fade to...)
CREDITS

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

JUSTSHINY

Wednesday, March 1, 2006 7:08 AM

OK: best I can come up with:

Badger (addressing Jayne): Says here if you can't read the small-ish word right under my finger, you'll have cancer, ya?

*Jayne hesitant-like goes in for a closer look*
*Badger smashes it in his face*

Jayne: Gorram, puddle 'a piss. I aughta-

Badger *thinking to himself*: Can't believe he fell for it, on second thought, I guess I can.

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Ok, well, now that I look back at it, it's less of a caption...sorry.

SERINCOBBFIREFLY

Wednesday, March 1, 2006 11:27 AM

Okay, don't mind me, I'm a new person on this
site, but I can never really pass up a challenge
like this, so here goes nothin', I guess.

BADGER: Gorram it, Mal. Look at this brochure! Does it look like a quiet retreat to you!? No! It's a nudest camp get-a-way!!!!

JAYNE{OS}: *snickers*

MAL{OS}: Oh, is it? My bad!

HOEPERATIVE

Wednesday, March 1, 2006 11:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

"Now I can see your WHOLE head... Now I can't see your chin... Now I can't see your mouth... Now I can ONLY see your eyes... Now I can only see your hair... And now I can't see you AT ALL.

Wheeeeere's Jayne? Wheeeeeeere's Jayne?!

THERE'S Jayne!!!!"

CHOLLETT

Thursday, March 2, 2006 2:02 AM

Badger: "This looks like a legit job. Here, you can have this back."
Mal: "Riiight, forgot to tell you it's one of those "Self-destructs in 5 seconds" messages..."
*RUNS*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

GUTTERBALL

Thursday, March 2, 2006 2:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by HOEperative:
"Now I can see your WHOLE head... Now I can't see your chin... Now I can't see your mouth... Now I can ONLY see your eyes... Now I can only see your hair... And now I can't see you AT ALL.

Wheeeeere's Jayne? Wheeeeeeere's Jayne?!

THERE'S Jayne!!!!"

*falls over laughing*

Thank you! I SO needed that today! Bwahahah!

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Please remember that the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Thursday, March 2, 2006 2:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mark: I'm sorry Nathan, the contract you signed says it's you that has to be naked in this scene.

Nathan: Wait, that's not my signature.... SUMMER!!!!

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

ODDNESS2HER

Thursday, March 2, 2006 7:50 PM

"This Alliance bulletin is going right in my scrapbook!"

JAYNESBUNKWOMAN

Thursday, March 2, 2006 9:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:
Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Badger: Mal, no need to get yer knickers in a knot! This is a two fer one menu ole chap. You can 'ave the Hawaiian an' I can 'ave the meat lovers...

I'll be in Jaynes bunk

ARCADIA

Thursday, March 2, 2006 9:16 PM

Quote:

* Showing Mal his contract with Satan *
Badger: See? Told ya' all I sold my soul. And it was worth every cent, it was.

"Objects in Space"
River: It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think...

FITZ

Thursday, March 2, 2006 9:39 PM

Badger: Well guys... I'm sorry to break this to you but i jus got this letter from fox... We've been cancelled.

Wash(os): Curse their sudden but enevitable betrayal

Men of Honour - Your such a boob Simon

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, March 3, 2006 12:48 AM

BADGER:"Here, take it!The words keep moving and it's freaking me out..."

OR

BADGER:"Holy cow!Movable print, we musn't let the serfs hear of this!"

SERFS(os):"What have you there, me lord?"

BADGER:"NOTHING!!Back to your turnips!"

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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PDCHARLES

Friday, March 3, 2006 1:57 AM

Badger: See... lil’ ole me voted number 2 for hideout design. BETTER THAN!
*twitches* In the category of shanties… of course

Mal: of course.

OR

Badger: See this…

Jayne: I tell ya what I see... I see a little fella named badger in a puddle of his own piss.

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U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, March 3, 2006 5:52 AM

VOTING TIME!!!!

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Next Week-The game turns a half-century!

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CHOLLETT

Saturday, March 4, 2006 6:44 AM

bump!

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.