River Tam VS Buffy Summers

POSTED BY: Riverrules
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 2, 2006 18:33
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RIVERRULES

Sunday, March 5, 2006 10:48 PM

any takers on this one people............
i want too know what you browncoats think about this match up who and why let me know kk my veiw will be posted below

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND..........

SIGMANUNKI

Sunday, March 5, 2006 10:50 PM

Which River Tam? Movie or Series?

Series:
Buffy would kick the living crap out of River.

Movie:
Toss up?

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RIVER6213

Sunday, March 5, 2006 10:50 PM

If you search around in the archives, you will find that this subject has been brought up and talked about in length. I personally think that River would wipe the floor with Buffy, but thats just me.

River

RIVERRULES

Sunday, March 5, 2006 10:51 PM

well i definile think river wouli kill buffy in seconds flat not just because she can read her thought and know her moves befor she makes them though with that alone she trumps buffy 10x over though its here stealth and deterity that we see in the FF and Serenity she could easly slip behind her and let a knife to her pritty little neack and make it run with blood befor she could even react............. she is just the best out of the two hands down she rules

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND..........

RIVERRULES

Sunday, March 5, 2006 10:53 PM

do not make me lagh even in the serise she would kill her befor she got a kick in so what the hell is wrong with you man

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND..........

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, March 5, 2006 10:55 PM

I'm having a hard time conjuring up a good reason that they would be fighting each other. I could see them teaming up against either reavers or vamps or both but I don't see them throwing down against each other.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

RIVERRULES

Sunday, March 5, 2006 10:59 PM

River would definitely beat Buffy
1. She's crazy- that means she's even more inventive than Buffy.
2. Who knows what the Alliance unleashed when they fiddled with River's brain "I can kill you with my brain" and yeah Ok Buffy has slayer talents but I still don't think it's enough to beat River.
3. plus buffy only has waxed about say 10+ vamps at max without help river on the other hand killed 3 fully aromed gurds in "war stoires" with her eyes closed and say 20+(being generous really about 30 or 30+) armed reavers

i rest my case

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND..........

EARLYSUMMER

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:05 PM

Quote:
daveshayne wrote:

I'm having a hard time conjuring up a good reason that they would be fighting each other.

That's easy, Buffy accidently calls River "Miranda" by mistakes, then all hell breaks loose.

Buffy-->

<--River

RIVERRULES

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:12 PM

earlysummewr you poor fool sorry for the harshness but i sujest you go back too the film just saying marianda does not trigger river to kill every thing it was a subliminal message code that has to be read so unless buffy some how has time to say every last bit of the message befor river kills her wich is less than 10seconds that would not work noob.........
though yes river wins

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND..........

SINGATE

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:17 PM

You're going about this all wrong. Buffy gets Giles or Willow to magic up the safe word(phrase), uses it, then finishes River quick and clean.

Seriously though, Buffy wins every major fight she's in. Kill her and she just comes back more pissed off than she was before.

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RIVERRULES

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:19 PM

she that my piont with buffy it is her and the scoobies verse one bad guy just one on one woith river she will go down too qick for river to breack out in a sweat

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND..........

EARLYSUMMER

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:20 PM

Thanks for the clarification, but I already knew that. It was just a joke in the nonserious variety, not to be taken literaly. I'm a huge fan of River and do agree that she would no holds barred tear Buffy apart; but I also agree with Dave in that I don't see a reason why they would ever get into it. Unless Buffy did something stupid like try to harm Simon. Maybe she saw him drawing blood from someone and thought he was a vampire.

"Am I talking to Miranda now?"

RIVERRULES

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:24 PM

i was just seing if people was relly deep in to there fav star eg buffy and river thats all i am a fan wait i am river in a scence as i just feel her and for her i know ever little thing about her in the film and serise the way she looks walks and talks

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND..........

EARLYSUMMER

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:33 PM

Quote:
Riverrules wrote:

i was just seing if people was relly deep in to there fav star eg buffy and river thats all i am a fan wait i am river in a scence as i just feel her and for her i know ever little thing about her in the film and serise the way she looks walks and talks

That's great, I agree with u. Just have to be able to differentiate the difference between stating a serious fact about the character and making a joke (albeit not a very good one). My humor needs some work sometimes.

"I swallowed a bug"

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Riverrules:
i was just seing if people was relly deep in to there fav star eg buffy and river thats all i am a fan wait i am river in a scence as i just feel her and for her i know ever little thing about her in the film and serise the way she looks walks and talks

Well sure. I guess my point is that it doesn't have to be an either/or situation. I find no problem in digging both River and Buffy. Two great asskickers that would kick even more ass together.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

EARLYSUMMER

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:42 PM

Quote:
daveshayne wrote:
I find no problem in digging both River and Buffy. Two great asskickers that would kick even more ass together.

HELL YEAH!!!!

Buffy: "Ready to kick some ass"
River: "I hear crickets"
Buffy: "Um, o.k."

RIVERRULES

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:44 PM

WELL THEY WOULD BE GOOD TOGEATEHER THOUGH BUFFY WOULD SLOW RIVERE DOWN SO................. RIVER KILLS HER LOL

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND..........

EARLYSUMMER

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:51 PM

LOL! That's true.

"Also, I can kill you with my brain."

ETHAN

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by earlysummer:
Quote:
daveshayne wrote:

I'm having a hard time conjuring up a good reason that they would be fighting each other.

That's easy, Buffy accidently calls River "Miranda" by mistakes, then all hell breaks loose.

Actually what would be worse is River seeing Buffy nawing a Fruity Oaty Bar while humming the song. River would shove that thing through the back of Buffy's head faster than Giles can say "Buffy don't..."

THEMATT

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:56 PM

River would win hands down.
While Buffy is still trying to grab her wooden stakes River already has killed her 5 times before she hits the ground.

EARLYSUMMER

Monday, March 6, 2006 12:03 AM

Quote:
ethan wrote:

Actually what would be worse is River seeing Buffy nawing a Fruity Oaty Bar while humming the song. River would shove that thing through the back of Buffy's head faster than Giles can say "Buffy don't..."

LMAO. That's hilarious, and sadly true.

PIFFLE101

Monday, March 6, 2006 12:32 AM

River vs. Buffy Summers?

Chuck Norris would win all the way.

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EARLYSUMMER

Monday, March 6, 2006 12:35 AM

Oh man, I forgot about Walker. That's just unfair.

PIFFLE101

Monday, March 6, 2006 12:36 AM

LMFAO...But it's true.

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SIGMANUNKI

Monday, March 6, 2006 2:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Riverrules:

do not make me lagh even in the serise she would kill her befor she got a kick in so what the hell is wrong with you man

Actually, nothing is wrong with me. I do have a problem though. You see, someone (you) asked a question, and I answered it; gave my opinion I did.

Then that someone (you) became insulting, etc. You just stated things without backing them up... with anything. So, I really don't think that anything productive is going to happen here because of this. Because of how you are behaving.

Basically, if you can't keep a civil tounge in your head, I'm quite amiss as to why I should reply.

So, here's how it is, reply in a civil tone, and we can talk. Reply like you have been, and we won't.

It really is that simple.

And another thing that is simple is when you register on Mar 5, 2006 (today), you really don't have the right to call someone else a "noob". Just something to think about.

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"We're in a giant car heading into a brick wall at 100 miles/hr and everybody's arguing about where they want to sit."
-David Suzuki

LAWGSKRAK

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 6:15 AM

If the fight happened on an episode of Buffy or Angel, then Buffy would win. If it took place on Firefly, then River would win.

If it took place in the Real World...well, I'd just hope Jello was involved. hehe

ASARIAN

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 6:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Riverrules:

any takers on this one people............
i want too know what you browncoats think about this match up who and why let me know kk my veiw will be posted below

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND..........

Oh, please!

For one, I doubt Buffy would even show up. Standing so close to River makes her A), look like she's been hit with an ugly-stick, and B), appear as the most mediocre actress ever. But even if she had the guts to make it to the scene, and Buffy tried all that juvenile slayer-crap on her, River would have already have killed her with her brain, or just kicked all that crap out of her, just to give her loyal audience a bit of fun. At any rate, worst that could happen to River, is that she walks off, two seconds after it started, saying she swallowed a bug.

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BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Sunday, March 12, 2006 5:31 AM

According to Googlefight.com -

River Tam wipes the floor with Buffy Summers with 3,030,000 results to Buffy's 1,040,000. Also, River would know exactly what Buffy was going to do before she did it, and exactly how to counter it, probably all before Buffy knew what she herself was going to do.

If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.

BRAINSPECIALIST

Friday, April 14, 2006 5:28 PM

River Tam wins. Why?

It's 2517.
Buffy's dead.
For real, this time.

Also, even if Buffy could get through to 2517, say, through a time machine (Stranger things have happened), River could put a bullet in her brain without looking. Or, Or! Jayne could shoot her in the back.

One fat man in space: A problem.
Two fat men in space: A big problem.
Five fat men in space: A larger problem than ever anticipated.
Ten fat men in space: A satellite.

EMMARIGBY

Sunday, April 30, 2006 10:21 AM

There's a lot of Buffy bashing here. I happen to like BtVS! In fact my sister is of the opinion that BtVS is better than Firefly, but ofcourse she is sadly misguided! I thik she goes for quantity over quality!
Anyway, instead of having to choose between two cool ladies I vote we persuade 'em to team up (maybe offering chocolate as an inducement). Can't we all just get along?!

Either that or stick them in a vat of jello and sit back and watch >:)

NUCLEARDAY

Monday, May 1, 2006 3:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Either that or stick them in a vat of jello and sit back and watch >:)

Hmm... Might have to ponder that for a spell...
...Yep, that's certainly one of the best ideas I've heard all day :)

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MALACHITE

Monday, May 1, 2006 9:56 PM

I'll be in my bunk...

HAZE

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 6:33 PM

What about River and Buffy Vs The Doctor?

No wait on the other hand why are they fighting anyway, cant we all just get along?

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