Landing on NewHall (Life aboard Serenity)

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 9:58 PM

Update: Sailed the black to NewHall. Seems there is a stowaway on board. Jack is sporting whiskers and the document is written for the Alliance goods. Ship will dock here for a couple of days. Next stop Persephone.

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

JRC

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 1:39 AM

*JRC walks back to Serenity, carrying a new holster and pistol and a box of grenades. He also gives out a loud belch.*
"Ahhh, that was some good dog, and those jalapeenose gave it a good kick. I'll put away my new toys and see if Fly, Pain or Radar found that phantom stowaway they's been talking 'bout."

Everyone dies alone.

DRPAIN

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 2:01 AM

Meanwhile back on Serenity.........

Location: Cargo Bay

*Pain starts checking the storage lockers for the naked stowaway*

*whispers* Come out come out where ever you are? I'm not gonna harm ya naked person. *whispers*

*unholsters his revolver from shoulder harness*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 2:24 AM

*Walks through the engine room*

Here kitty, kitty

*wonderin' if that will make the little bugger appear*

Here Kitty, nakkid guy, thingy..what ever you are, where ever you are....

*shipscat jumps at her from abover her head*
*She ducks and *

Ah, oh, oh, ohhhhhno,,,,,she laughs

*shipscat runs out of the engine room*
*she leans up against the metal wall panting a little*
*Laughs a little more and continues to search the engine room*

Hear.....

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

ROCKETJOCK

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 3:55 AM

*Zoe's warming up the Mule, ready to head into what passes for a town hereabouts; Jayne and Mal finish loading the last crate of illicit foodstuffs while Rocket triple-checks the home-made receipts.*

They ought to do, Cap'n, for anything less than a level-three scan. Just keep that classic poker face steady, and it all oughta go as smooth as farting through silk.

Mind if I hitch a ride in? I need to pick up parts, cobble together a few more mini-grenades. My hogleg don't exactly take standard ammo. One thing you can say about a frontier port; they usually have the most inventive armorers.

No Cap'n, that doesn't mean I'm expecting trouble. A'course, it's when you're not expecting it that it tends to happen...

"If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it." -- The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

RADAR

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 5:01 AM

Radar moves past the infirmary when he stops suddenly, and stands straight up. Grinning he then makes his way to his bunk and when he exits he's carrying a small metal box. Walking straight to the Cargo bay he sits down on a crate and sets the box next to him.

Look. Whoever you are, we don't mean ya any harm. Now I know my Chai neow puhn yoh's* have been maybe a little over zealous in their search. What with the guns and all... but that's cuz they might be a little jumpy with new travlers they aint got to know yet.

Radar scans the Cargo area

Now I bet you might be a bit famish'd so I brought ya something of a treat. Kinda a reward for showin yerself all peaceful like.

He flips the lid on the box revealing strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries all mixed together

Now you come out and we'll be socialble like, mei wen ti**, but if you stay hidden my friends are just gonna get more itchy. Now what do ya say?

He continues to look around waiting for a response

*oddball friends
** No problem

"There's no place I can be since I found Serenity..."

DRPAIN

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 5:42 AM

Location: Cargo Bay

*Pain finishes searching the storage lockers having only found a few pics of Kaylee naked (which he sticks into his shirt pocket ), but no signs of the stowaway*

*walks up stairs and across the catwalk towards the #2 shuttle*

**(Heading off to bed. See ya's in the morning.)**
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 1:06 PM

*she didn't find anything in the engine room and makes her way to the cargo bay humming that tune Radar always hums*

(I have lots o' work to do in the next few days. And a staff retreat on Friday. If I'm MIA, I haven't lost interest just busy. Real life sux)

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 11:12 PM

*makes her way to the cargo bay and sees Radar sitting there*

Hey Radar

Where is everyone?

Whacha got there? Can I see?

*she bends down to take a closer look*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 11:21 PM

Location: Shuttle #2

*Pain finishes searching the shuttle still not finding any trace of the stowaway*

*opens shuttle door and hears Fly's voice in the cargo bay as well a Radar's humming*

*walks to the middle of the catwalk, arms leaning on the railling *

*takes out his flagon and takes a swig of days' old brandy*

*peers out at cargo bay and wonders where in the hell is that stowaway*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

JRC

Thursday, March 16, 2006 2:29 AM

*JRC walks up the main ramp into the cargo bay and notices Radar and Fly.*
"So, any news of that phantom stowaway? Betcha he snuck out when we weren't lookin'. Woulda been unusual seein' a nekkid guy walk outta Serenity tho. Oh, and Rocket, I got some REAL grenades here, if'n maybe you might wanna swap for som'un you got? Or, cash will do."

Everyone dies alone.

SHIPSCAT

Thursday, March 16, 2006 3:33 AM

*Wanders back into the cargo bay, still rather satisfied with herself at having startled Fly*

Mrrowl.

*wanders back out again in the general direction of the bridge, likely to see if she can get the Captain to yell again*

ROCKETJOCK

Thursday, March 16, 2006 4:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
Oh, and Rocket, I got some REAL grenades here, if'n maybe you might wanna swap for som'un you got? Or, cash will do."

*Rocket saunters up the ramp*
Those frag, thermal or concussion JRC? Might want to see what you've got, for variety's sake, but full-size grenades just don't fit in ol' Betsy's launchers. But I got what I needed.
*Taps bundle under his arm.*
Lonesome Joe's Gunsmithery is surprisingly well equipped for bein' so far in the boonies; everything I needed, and he even pre-assembled two brace each of fletchette and willie-pete rounds. A bit pricey, though.
*Smiles slyly*
Not that that's likely to be a problem today, gentlefolk.
*Waits for reaction...

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow." -- The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Thursday, March 16, 2006 12:51 PM

Local - Cargo bay
*Overhears Rocket and JRC talking which interrupts her looking into the small metal box that Radar has next to him*

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and he even pre-assembled two brace each of fletchette and willie-pete rounds. A bit pricey, though.

Wo de tian a. Why would we ever need rounds like that. Please tell me we would never need rounds like that.
*She thinks, Reavers maybe*
*She remembers distinctly it being referred to as "Evil Stuff"*

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Not that that's likely to be a problem today, gentlefolk.

*She says under her breath*
Yea lets hope not likely a problem today. There never is supposed to be a problem......Just hope that stamp on the Alliace goods looks clean.

(Chinese Translation site http://fireflychinese.home.att.net/index.html)

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

ROCKETJOCK

Thursday, March 16, 2006 3:25 PM

*RocketJock smiles broadly*
Payday, people! We sold the goods for half-again what Mal expected to get back on Whitefall--seems people here are starved for something that ain't protein or soybeans. Full shares for everybody, and he's even passing Kaylee some extra for replacement parts and fuel cells. And we get to keep what's left of that first crate.
*Licks lips*
So I'm off for some lunch. Anybody with me?

"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." -- The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

RADAR

Thursday, March 16, 2006 5:22 PM

Radar jumps up off the crates he was sitting on and closes the small metal box. Well seems he either wants to play hide and seek some more, or he might just be gone.

Radar grins and heads towards the back of the ship and his bunk. I'll catch ya all in the commons in just a bit. Lunch dosn't sound none to bad.

"There's no place I can be since I found Serenity..."

DRPAIN

Thursday, March 16, 2006 5:43 PM

Location: Cargo Bay: Catwalk between #1 and #2 Shuttles

*Pain notices Rocket enter cargo bay with no injuries and thinks to himself "Well we must've not run into any problems today and it appears we got paid. Shiny!"*

*wonders why they haven't seen him on the catwalk that he's been standing on for the last couple of hours, but shrugs it off*

*walks down the stairs leading from the catwalk*

So Rocket I guess we've made out good today. Nobody has been shot at so I'm guessin' we got paid today?

*takes another sip from his flagon and takes his share*

Well I'm pretty hungry and I could use a good meal, so I'll be in the galley if anyone needs me.

*walks towards the galley*

*mutters to himself* "Guess I'll have to wait til next time to get me a new gun."

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Thursday, March 16, 2006 5:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RocketJock:
Payday, people! We sold the goods for half-again what Mal expected to get back on Whitefall

*Accepts her share and thinks, wow guess that document was ok after all*

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So I'm off for some lunch. Anybody with me?

I'm in
"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

ROCKETJOCK

Thursday, March 16, 2006 8:39 PM

Ah, let's see--nobody else's touched the herring in sour cream? Okay, I'm not going to let it go to waste -- although it's likely to go to my waist...

Hmm, did anybody bake up bread with that rye flour? Good. And let's see, any of those funny cheeses left? Aaah, gouda, swiss, gruyre...

Pickles? Yes!

Oh, my wife's gonna kill me, but I feel the spirit of Nick Van Rijn moving me. Little Danish delicacies.

Besides, living on board this boat it ain't likely I'll go by way of clogged arteries...

"Lord, my soul is ripped with riot/incited by my wicked diet/we are what we eat said a wise old man/and Lord, if that's true I'm a garbage can. I want to rise on Judgement Day, that's plain/but at my present weight I'll need a crane." -- Victor Buono

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Thursday, March 16, 2006 8:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RocketJock:
Ah, let's see--nobody else's touched the herring in sour cream?

Blach, who would. Although it reminds me of an old boyfreind who was Polish. They used to eat that. Tried it once, wasn't too bad but I don't think I'd eat it today

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pickles?

Now you're talKin'

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Oh, my wife's gonna kill me

Wife? When did Rocket get a wife?

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Besides, living on board this boat it ain't likely I'll go by way of clogged arteries...

Don't count on it.

"Come fly with me, we’ll fly we’ll fly away"

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

13

Thursday, March 16, 2006 9:48 PM

I got myself new clothes, new guns, and have a clue to the whereabouts of the Lovebot. I am the nekkid stowaway, and here is my story:

I got stuck in that gorram crate four years ago, picked my way out, and got cleaned out by a LOvebot named Fran. I landed here, got new stuff, and have begun my pursuit of Fran, while juggling a developing relationship with River.

*hums a discordant tune*

SO, how'd you guys get here?

I think a little chaos is in order.

GRIMJACK21502

Friday, March 17, 2006 2:18 AM

(Location: Right outside Serenity's Ramp)

*comes stumbling back in from town with a cigar in his mouth and a whiskey bottle with only a few pulls left on it in his hand*

*walks up to Serenity and hugs her*

Oh baby I missed you too.

*puts on a sad face*

Oh don't get upset...look I brought you something.

*reaches into trench coat and pulls out...a box of cigars*

Oh wait that's mine.

*continues to look in coat pockets and pulls out...a slightly used revolver*

*smiles at ship*

Sorry that one's mine too.

*finally he pulls out...a rose wrapped in pink ribbon*

*sticks the rose in Serenity's landing strut*

Now I know this will burn up when we leave atmo, but that doesn't mean you can't look pretty till then.

*smiles around cigar and sits down on cargo ramp enjoying the night sky...and finishing his whiskey*

We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

ROCKETJOCK

Friday, March 17, 2006 4:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by flywithmecaptn:
Quote:
Originally posted by RocketJock:

Oh, my wife's gonna kill me

Wife? When did Rocket get a wife?

About twenty years ago this last Valentine's Day, Fly. Her handle's Kansas, and she's popped up on this thread, although she usually prefers to let me talk for her; she's the one who played the autoharp for UnregisteredCompanion's belly dancing session.

"She's tore up plenty. But she'll fly true." -- Zoë Washburn

DRPAIN

Friday, March 17, 2006 6:39 AM

Location: Galley

*Pain helps himself to another plateful of good food and listens to the various conversations of the crew*

*He sits back down next to Fly and continues to fill his belly with food and alcohol, occasionally laughing at a good joke or putting in his 2 cents into a conversation*

**Would have posted more today but I've had a busy day today. I'll be in my bunk .**

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Friday, March 17, 2006 12:31 PM

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About twenty years ago this last Valentine's Day, Fly. Her handle's Kansas, and she's popped up on this thread, although she usually prefers to let me talk for her; she's the one who played the autoharp for UnregisteredCompanion's belly dancing session.

That is great....lolol Congrats! 20 years here this August. Sorry, out of character a little there......cool!

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Friday, March 17, 2006 12:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
I got myself new clothes, new guns, and have a clue to the whereabouts of the Lovebot. I am the nekkid stowaway, and here is my story:

I got stuck in that gorram crate four years ago, picked my way out, and got cleaned out by a LOvebot named Fran. I landed here, got new stuff, and have begun my pursuit of Fran, while juggling a developing relationship with River.

*She takes the little stowaway and heads for the galley*

You have to tell them your story, just like you told me

*Once they reach the galley, she stands behind 13 and puts her hands on his shoulders and says,*

Everyone, this is our little stowaway.

*After the story is told, she makes her way to the table next to Pain and makes a place for 13 right next to her. She watches him eat for a bit and then turns to Pain, smiles and says*

Can we keep 'em?

(by the way 13, thank you for your message on my blog....glad you came back to play, welcome!)(I am at a retreat all day, blach......)

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Friday, March 17, 2006 6:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by flywithmecaptn:
Everyone, this is our little stowaway.

*After the story is told, she makes her way to the table next to Pain and makes a place for 13 right next to her. She watches him eat for a bit and then turns to Pain, smiles and says*

Can we keep 'em?

*Fly gives Pain the "puppy dog eyes look" as she said that*

*Pain looks at her*

Aww gorrammit *sighs* you know how I get when somebody gives me that look, besides it ain't up to me to decide if'n we can keep him it's the Captain's.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Friday, March 17, 2006 6:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Aww gorrammit *sighs* you know how I get when somebody gives me that look, besides it ain't up to me to decide if'n we can keep him it's the Captain's.

*She knew how he got when She gave him that look*
Well, maybe 13 could stay long enough for us to help track down this "Fran."
*She moves in closer to Pain, her eyes fixed on his*
So, when are you gonna talk with 'em?

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Friday, March 17, 2006 11:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by flywithmecaptn:
Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Aww gorrammit *sighs* you know how I get when somebody gives me that look, besides it ain't up to me to decide if'n we can keep him it's the Captain's.

*She knew how he got when She gave him that look*
Well, maybe 13 could stay long enough for us to help track down this "Fran."
*She moves in closer to Pain, her eyes fixed on his*
So, when are you gonna talk with 'em?

*Pain looks at Fly who's looking at him*

*gulps*

*stammers* Uh..yeah..um...uh..Huh?..What?...Um.. yeah maybe he could stay til we can find "Fran". I..um...I could go tell the Cap'n right after lunch. Yeah I could..uh..do that yeah.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Friday, March 17, 2006 11:36 PM

*She takes another look at 13 and fills his glass with some water. She spins her chair facing Pain and bends in close taking on of his knees between the two of hers. She places a hand on either side of his leg and says*

Do you remember saying you owed me one when I helped you inspect and load your weapons? Well I guess this would make us even now wouldn't it?

*She gave him a quick kiss on the lips and went back to eating and watchin 13*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 1:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by flywithmecaptn:
Do you remember saying you owed me one when I helped you inspect and load your weapons?

Yep I won't be forgettin' that day anytime soon.

*looks at the scar on his arm where a bullet grazed him*

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Well I guess this would make us even now wouldn't it?

Yeah I guess it would now wouldn't it? However there'll probably be some more times where we'll each owe the other a favor or two, I reckon.

*gets up from his seat and heads out to the Bridge where the Captain is*

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*She gave him a quick kiss on the lips and went back to eating and watchin 13*

*Pain gets to the door of the Bridge and thinks about that kiss for a lil' while*

*he composes himself after a minute and enters the Bridge*

Location: Bridge

Pain: Um Cap'n?

Mal: Yeah what is it Pain?

Pain: We've got ourselves a stowaway onboard the ship.

Mal: Really now? Where's this stowaway now?

Pain: He's in the Galley sir bein' fed by Fly. Say's he was locked in a cargo container for four years and that he's pursuing a Lovebot named Fran. Shall I take you to him?

Mal: Yes you do that. *turns to Zoe* Zoe you come with me and Pain to the Galley so's that we can have a talk with our new passenger.

Zoe: Aye sir.

*Pain, Zoe, and the Cap'n head to the Galley*

Location: Galley

Pain: There he is sir right there. *pooints to 13 who's chomping down on some food while sittin' next to Fly*

*Pain stands near the doorway as Mal and Zoe head over to Fly and 13*

Mal: So Fly care to tell us who our new passenger is?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

JRC

Saturday, March 18, 2006 1:21 AM

*JRC walks into the galley, fresh after a shower after doing a workout with the weights in the cargo bay then a workout with the boxing dummy in his bunk.*
"Thanks for saving me some of that hot water guys. Say, who's this fella? You sure know how to scarf that food down in ya for a little guy."

Everyone dies alone.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 1:48 AM

Originally posted by DRPAIN:

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However there'll probably be some more times where we'll each owe the other a favor or two, I reckon.

*Thinks hard 'bout this comment, knows he's right*

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Mal: So Fly care to tell us who our new passenger is?

*she stands quickly and nevously fills him in*
*Thinks this is the first time her hands have every sweat*
*She looks at Pain, hoping to find in his eyes some encouragement and comfort, this is very difficult for her to do*
*She is grateful Pain approached the captn*
*She realizes after she is done filling in the capt, her hands are clenched*
*Stands very still waiting for his reply*
*Has to remind herself to breath*
*Looks at Pain again*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

GRIMJACK21502

Saturday, March 18, 2006 2:55 AM

(Location: Galley)

*walks in obviously intoxicated and smoking his cigar*

OH DANNY BOY...Hi everybody.

*sees Fly and Pain*

Well looks like your thinly veiled sexual tension has reached a moment of truth.

*salutes them*

Carry on soldiers of love.

*sees 13...narrows eyes*

Hey aren't you the naked guy?

*looks at JRC*

That's the naked guy right?

*walks over to pantry, reaches up over the lip of the door, and pulls down a half bottle of whiskey*

Ah there you are.

*holds bottle up*

Any takers?

We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

DRPAIN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:18 AM

*watches the Cap an' Zoe leave the Galley after talkin' to Fly*

*sees Jack enter, salutes back, and sarcastically laughs at his comment*

*sees Fly giving him a worried look and walks over to her*

*places his hands on her shoulders and looks into her eyes*

Hey you did alright there. I know talkin' to the Cap ain't easy, but you just have to remember that he's just a person. Hell I don't like havin' to talk to him either, I'm always afraid he'll either shoot me, throw me out an airlock, or both. *smiles* So relax ok?

*looks at her still clenched fists*

Um you can probably unclench those now. Come on I'll get you some whiskey it'll calm ya down. *smiles again*

*yells to Jack*

Hey pour me an' Fly some of that whiskey will ya.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:26 AM

*Hears Jacks comment from the background*
*She looks at Pain and now her hands are no long chlenched she gnashes her teeth together walks over to Jack, swipes the bottle from his hands, with the bottle to her lips, tilts her head back and takes a long swig. Takes her left forearm and wipes her mouth, her eyes fill a little from the drink and says*

Don't read too much into it Jack, my family is Itialian, we kiss everyone on the lips.

*Hands Jack back the bottle, looks at him. Looks at Pain starts to walk away. Without turning around, she says*

Please let me know what the Captn decides.

*She proceeds to storm off to her bunk. Opens the steel door closes it, opens it one hand appears hanging the "Do No Disturb" sign. On the inside she leans against the door,,*

Urgh men, there is nothing between us, that was a long time ago.

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

FOLLOWMAL

Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:31 AM

*wanders in tryin' to be quiet so as not to disturb Fly and DrPain and says in a low voice*

I would like some GrimJack and Happy St. Paddy's Day to ya.

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

GRIMJACK21502

Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:36 AM

(Location: Galley)

*watches Fly leave*

*yells after her*

I didn't know you were Italian.

*looks at Pain*

I didn't know she was Italian.

*pours a glass of whiskey for Pain and slides it across the table to him*

*takes a long pull on the bottle*

*looks as if he is deep in thought*

*says to no one in particular*

I've got to hang out with more Italians.

We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by GrimJack21502:
(Location: Galley)

*watches Fly leave*

*yells after her*

I didn't know you were Italian.

*looks at Pain*

I didn't know she was Italian.

*pours a glass of whiskey for Pain and slides it across the table to him*

*takes a long pull on the bottle*

*looks as if he is deep in thought*

*says to no one in particular*

I've got to hang out with more Italians.

We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

(Sorry, I have to step out and say YOU ARE SO F'N FUNNY, You crack me up)

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

GRIMJACK21502

Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:42 AM

*eyes light up when he sees FM*

FOLLOWMAL!

*runs over and gives her a bear hug and then pours her a mason jar full of whiskey*

*gets a serious look on his face*

I find Italians...puzzling.

*clinks mason jar to bottle and offers a toast*

Here's to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking.
If you're going to lie...lie for a friend.
If you're going to cheat...cheat at cards.
If you're going to steal...steal a heart.
And if you're going to drink...drink with me.

Cheers.

We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

GRIMJACK21502

Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:43 AM

(To Fly: Thanks darlin' )

We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

DRPAIN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:46 AM

*takes whiskey glass and nods to Jack*

Huh? I didn't know she was Italian either. Guess I really never asked.

*notices FollowMal and raises his glass of whiskey at her*

It's St. Patrick's Day today? Huh? Didn't know we still celebrated the old Earth-That-Was holiday. Oh well it's a good enough reason to drink though.

*takes sip of his whiskey and makes a face as it burns going down his throat*

*says to Jack*

This is some good stuff. *takes another sip*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:51 AM

*She tries to calm down and lies on her bunk*
*She sits up, lies down, paces the floor*
*I hope someone tells me somethin'*
*She takes both hands and puts them on the steel door to her room. Opens her bunk hatch and takes the "Do Not Disturb" sign from the door*

Lao tian, someone tell me somthin'

*She returns to pacing the floor*
*She hears a tiny tapping on her hatch door*
*It's 13*
I'm not sure where I'm to be.
*She smiles and says, you can stay in here with me*
*she makes him comfortable on her bunk and she takes the floor. She watches him as he settle in. Thinking he can't be no more than 15. Feels like she won't sleep a wink tonight*
*That was a good thing Pain did tonight, real good. She thinks of the kiss*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

GRIMJACK21502

Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:57 AM

*looks over at Pain*

Did the naked guy just go into Fly's quarters?

*smiles around cigar*

Anybody know if he's Italian?

We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

DRPAIN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 4:04 AM

*takes another swig of whiskey and looks at Jack*

Uh yeah I think he just did. I don't know if he is Italian, but all I know is he's one lucky SOB.

*finishes his whiskey and puts down his glass on the table*

Well I guess I'll go to the Bridge an' see what the Cap has decided about our guest stayin' or leavin'.

*gets up and walks out toward Bridge*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

DRPAIN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 8:19 AM

Location: Pain's Bunk

*After asking the Capt'n about his decision on the boy and receiving an answer Pain write the Cap's answer in a note for Fly*

Fly,
Cap says that the boy can stay as long as he's not: dishonest with the crew, harm of kill any of the crew, or gets in the way of the crew's duties.
Um I think he said something else but I'm not quite sure seein' as how I've been drinkin'.

Sincerely,
Pain

*Pain then tucked the note into a pocket and climbed out his bunk*

*he then quietly walked to Fly's bunk and taped the note to her door*

*he then proceeded back to his own bunk*

*Pain opened his bunk hatch and made his way inside, closing the hatch behind him, he slipped into bed and fell asleep*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 1:56 PM

*she tossed and turned all night and finally decided this early morning, she wouldn't try to fight it anymore*
*She saw that 13 was still sleeping. Poor little thing probably never saw a real bunk*
*She gathered some clothes quietly and heads to the showers*
*She takes a nice long, hot shower,dons her usual black atire and makes her way back to her bunk*
*She sees a note attached to the oustide of the door. It's from Pain*

Quote:
Cap says that the boy can stay as long as he's not: dishonest with the crew, harm of kill any of the crew, or gets in the way of the crew's duties. Um I think he said something else but I'm not quite sure seein' as how I've been drinkin'

Ah, Pain what else did he say. Remind me why the relationship didn't work.
Well this shouldn't be too hard
*she opens the door to her bunk and Ai ya wo men wan le. The boy was gone.

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 5:17 PM

*She goes to turn and BAM!!!!!*
*She is hit from behind, lights out*
*Her limp body falls to the floor and blood starts to trickle from her head covering her hair, and then the floor.*

(Have to work alot between tonight and tomorrow evening. Don't do anything bad to my character, like let her die)

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 6:52 PM

Location: Pain's Bunk

*Pain wakes up with a mild hangover and looks over at the time display*

Ai ya! I've overslept again.

*Pain gets dressed and straps on his Desert Eagle pistols in their respective leg holsters*

*he pushes the hatch release and nothing happens*

What the... Gorrammit the lil' f*ck must've welded my hatch shut!

*walks over to his bed and kneels down*

*he pulls out from under his bed a plasma cutter, climbs up the ladder, and starts cutting through the metal of the hatch*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

DRPAIN

Saturday, March 18, 2006 7:54 PM

Location: Pain's Bunk

*Pain shuts off the plasma cutter and pushes out the section of hatch that he cut awawy*

*he carefully steps out onto the hallway and makes his way to Fly's bunk*

*Pain pounds on her door calling Fly's name, but doesn't hear anybody*

Well she'll probably punch me for entering her room but oh well.

*he opens her door and climbs in and notices Fly on the ground unresponsive with a pool of blood near her head*

Ai ya that lil' f*ck's gonna pay!

*Pain takes off his shirt and puts it on her head wound to staunch the bleeding*

*he carefully drags her over to the com and he presses the com button*

Doc we have a problem here! We have a serious emergency here in Fly's bunk. Get here ASAP now!

*Pain places Fly's head on his lap and keeps the improvised shirt bandage on her head wound*

*mutters to himself* If I find that bastard I'm gonna kill him.

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JRC

Saturday, March 18, 2006 9:05 PM

*JRC jumps from his bunk, startled by the sounds of Pain calling the Doc, heads up the ladder and over to Fly's open hatch.*
"Wha......what's happened to Fly? And where's that little fel....oh man, you gonna tell me he whacked her? Gorram stowaway..." He runs back up the ladder, unholsters his pistol and yells to Wash and Cap'n on the bridge, "Hey, we need help with Fly. That stowaway needs to be found NOW!"

Everyone dies alone.

GRIMJACK21502

Saturday, March 18, 2006 9:28 PM

(Location: Bridge)

*talking to River*

...then I said, "Rectum...damn near killed 'em."

*River stares at him blankly*

It's "rectum" like your assh....

*stops when he hears Pain yelling*

*River moves to the control station while Jack Runs off toward the sound of the disturbance*

(Location: Fly's Quarters)

*runs up and sees JRC and Pain holding Fly's still body...his face goes pale*

*slides to the ground and checks her vitals*

*smiles slightly when he finds a pulse*

*hears Pain screaming for blood*

Wait how do we know the naked guy did this?

*looks to JRC and Pain*

Did you guys see him do this?

How do we know he isn't lying somewhere...bleedin'?

*the Captains voice crackles over the com*

We're havin' difficulty locating the Doc. Take Fly on down to the Infirmary. We'll send him when we find 'im.

You guys take her on down. For the first time in my life, I'm going hunting for a naked guy.

*takes off trench coat (exposing his low slung revolver), lights a cigar, and heads off for the Cargo Bay*

We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

DRPAIN

Sunday, March 19, 2006 2:00 AM

Location: Infirmary

*Pain and JRC carry the unconscious Fly into the Infirmary and lay her down in the chair*

*looks over to JRC and says*

Gorram doc picked a hell of a time to run off.

*looks at Fly and back to JRC*

I'm gonna get her a fresh towel to put on her head wound.

*takes his now bloody shirt an' throws it in the nearby trash can, sees a few clean towels laying on the counter and picks one up*

*walks back to Fly and uses the towel as a compress on her wound*

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GRIMJACK21502

Sunday, March 19, 2006 2:22 AM

(Location: Cargo Bay)

*when he gets to the Cargo Bay he draws his revolver...because the entire level is pitch black*

*tries to turn on the emergency floods, but they don't respond*

*mutters under his breath*

Well looks like I'm on the right path.

*pulls out his cigar lighter*

Alright Jack. Get down to the Mule...turn her lights on, and get the Bay's lights back on. Easy.

*moves quickly down to the Mule and turns on her floods*

*smiles, turns around, and comes face-to-"face" with a figure in a dark blue mask*

Well now who the fu...

*the Mask punches Jack hard in the chest while at the same time grabbing the revolver out of his hand*

*Jack crashes back against the Mule, quickly regains his bearings, and spins back to his assailant*

Alright you gorram circus freak, let's dance.

*he turns around and sees the Mask pointing his own revolver at him*

You know I just bought that.

*Jack flips the lights off on the Mule*

*a shot rings out*

We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

GRIMJACK21502

Sunday, March 19, 2006 2:39 AM

(Location: Cargo Bay)

*the lights on the Mule snap back on...illuminating the Mask still holding Jack's gun*

*Jack is nowhere to be seen*

We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

DRPAIN

Sunday, March 19, 2006 5:02 AM

Location: Infirmary

*Pain and JRC hear the echo of a gunshot*

*JRC turns to Pain and says*

That sound like a gunshot to you?

Pain: Yeah it did. Where do you think it came from?

*just before JRC could chime in the com in the Infiramry buzzes, it's the Captain*

*Captain over com*

Pain, JRC the Doc's on his way he should be there shortly and also was that a gunshot I heard?

*Pain walks over to the com and presses the talk button*

Yeah sir I think that was a gunshot. Sounded like it came from the Cargo Bay sir. If you don't mind sir I think me and JRC should stay in the Infirmary to keep guard over Fly and the Doc.

*the Captain responds*

I was just about to advise you to do that Pain, you sure you ain't a reader?

*Pain responds*

No sir I ain't no reader, it's just sometimes I'll say stuff that's on others mind.

*Pain presses the talk button on the com just as the Doc walks in*

*Pain turns to the Doc*

About time you showed up. Fly here's been knocked unconscious with a blunt object and she's lost some blood, so you get your pasty a$$ over there and work on her. Dong ma?

*the Doc moves to Fly and starts to work on her*

**(It's about 2300HRS PST right now so I'll be back tomorrow)**
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DRPAIN

Sunday, March 19, 2006 3:24 PM

Location: Infirmary

*the Doc finishes patching up Fly's head wound*

Pain: Well Doc how is she?

Doc: Well she suffered a mild concussion and she's lost a small amount of blood, but she'll come to in a few hours. I gave her some meds to dull the pain, those will make her a lilttle woozy. Um she'll have to stay here overnight so that I can make some observations but she'll definately be fine.

Pain: Alright well we'll stay here and guard her since the Cap'n said so til the problem with the mystery gunshot has been solved.

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Monday, March 20, 2006 12:32 AM

3 1/2 hours later

*sounds ring through her head*
*sound.... goes..... in and.... out consciousness..in*
*she hears words, don't make sense, just words*
*how......be......that........gun shot.......stay......*
*she lays there trying to collect, put the words she heard in order*
*she tries to move her mouth....tires to open her eyes...they feel stuck...tries to say something*

whe....

*All of a sudden she yells "Wha.." and sits straight up with one hand in the air*
*Severe pain hits her head like a bat. She takes both palms of her hands and holds her head at the temples, closes her eyes and says*

Ta Ma Duh

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Monday, March 20, 2006 12:32 AM

*she lays back down*

DRPAIN

Monday, March 20, 2006 2:07 AM

*Pain is startled when Fly briefly wakes up*

Gah!!! *literally jumps out of his skin* *tells the Doc* Whoa that girl almost gave me a heart attack. *notices Doc wasn't even phased*

*sees Fly lay back down*

Ah good she went back to sleep. *leans on counter and catches his breath* If you don't mind Doc I'd like to stay here with her jus' so she has some company.

Doc: Yeah ok will you need anything like a blanket or something?

Pain: Naw I won't need anything but Fly could probably use a blanket, which I can get for her.

*Doc nods and continues to look at Fly's vitals on the display*

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Monday, March 20, 2006 5:40 AM

*she moves frequently the first half of the night*
*says things not understandable*
*reaches for things that are not there and says*

Please......whe....pa...

*murmurs*
*lays restful for the rest of the night*
*breaths slow and rythmic*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:02 AM

Location: Infirmary

*Pain is awakened by Fly's murmuring while he is sleeping in a nearby chair*

Huh? Wha..?

*notices Fly sleeping in the exam chair*

*quietly walks over to the adjacent counter and picks up a blanket*

*he then walks over to the sleeping Fly and puts the blanket on her*

*he whispers to her*

Sleep tight I'll be here to protect you.

*Pain then quietly walks back to the chair in the corner and slowly falls asleep with his hands near his pistols and his ears on high alert*

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Monday, March 20, 2006 2:16 PM

*she starts to awaken*
*doesn't hear anything, remembers somthing bout her head hurting so she doesn't try to sit up*
*her mouth is dry*
*tries to open her eyes, she blinks*
*looks to her left then right*
*she sees she is in the infimary*
*she sees pain asleep in the corner chair*
*She tries to speak*

Pai....*the sound that escapes her lips is horse*
*she tries to clear her throught*

*she lifted he head slightly and BANG, the pain ran through her head like a bullett ricocheting in her brain*

Ugh...

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

JRC

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:04 PM

**** Been nursing a bad back since Fri. Hope to be back tomorrow. Feel free to substitute a line or two for me. ****

Everyone dies alone.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
**** Been nursing a bad back since Fri. Hope to be back tomorrow. Feel free to substitute a line or two for me. ****

awwww Hope you feel better soon!!!!

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Monday, March 20, 2006 9:37 PM

Location: Infirmary

*Pain wakes up, gets out of the chair and stretches*

*he thinks to himself that he swore he heard someone say his name*

*Pain walks over to a mirror and sees that someone drew some bushy eyebrows on him as well as a bra on his naked chest*

*he hears some laughter from somewhere on the ship*

*Pain pokes his head out the infirmary door and yells*

Damn ya River!!!!! I'm gonna get ya back one of these days!!!!!! *shakes fist in the air*

*walks back and sits down in chair surprised that his yelling didn't wake up Fly*

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DRPAIN

Monday, March 20, 2006 9:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
**** Been nursing a bad back since Fri. Hope to be back tomorrow. Feel free to substitute a line or two for me. ****

Everyone dies alone.

Hope you get better. I'll save you some Mudder's Milk for when you return.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Monday, March 20, 2006 11:41 PM

*Hears Pain and tries to speak again*
*clears her throat she says*

Pain..,Pain

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Monday, March 20, 2006 11:53 PM

*Pain hears Fly speak, gets off the chair and goes to her side*

I'm here Fly what is it?

*takes one of her hands into his*

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:06 AM

*She sees him come her way and take her hand*
*She starts to laugh*

Nice eyebrows and what....is that a bra?

I could use some water.

*she continues to giggle*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:34 AM

*Pain lets go of Fly's hand*

*clears throat and puts his hands on his waist* Um why yes it is a bra. *tries to maintain his composure* It's a damn fine one too. Gives me the support I need. *stifles a laugh at himself* I'll go get you some water now.

*looks around infirmary to find a glass but fails to find one*

*to Fly*

I'll run to the galley to get you a glass. Then I'll get you some water from the sink over there.

*points to sink and heads for galley*

*all Fly hears when Pain leaves is the laughter of those crew members that are roaming the ship*

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:48 AM

*While he is gone, she tries to sit up*
*She succeeds, but none to fast*
*she laughs quielty to herself 'bout Pains body art and feels the back of her head*

Ai ya

*She thinks she must look like PiGu*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 1:30 AM

Location: Galley

*Pain walks into the galley and heads for the pantry*

*he opens a cabinet and takes out a cup*

*he turns around and sees Kaylee enter the galley*

*Kaylee looks at Pain and tries unsuccessfully to stifle a laugh while looking at him*

Kaylee: Oh wow that's uh..that's a good look for ya Pain. *snickers*

Pain to Kaylee: Har har har shut yer trap lil' Kaylee.

*heads back to the infirmary with a cup*

Five minutes later....

Location: Infirmary

*Pain sees Fly holding the back of her head while he heads to the sink, he sticks the mug under the faucet and pours some water into the cup*

*he walks towards Fly and hands her the cup*

Here ya go Fly. Geez that lil' guy gave ya somethin' fierce didn't he?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

JRC

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 3:34 AM

*Slowly, carefully, JRC climbs up the ladder from his bunk, mumbling*
"$&^)#)@)$??&!%@(%$, who'd a thought that pickin' up a girl as svelte as Fly would make my back act up again. Even with Pain helping out too!! Gorrammit, I either gotta hit those weights harder or I'm overdoin' it. HEY! Where'd y'all go to?"

Everyone dies alone.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Location: Galley
Here ya go Fly. Geez that lil' guy gave ya somethin' fierce didn't he?

Whadda you mean...You think 13 did this? Really?
Wait a minute.......
*She gets to her feet*
*Feels the back of her head again*
Look bad? *she asks Pain*
*she stands at the sink, washes her hands and face*
*she closes her eyes....*
Oh, yea, I was coming back from the shower....*she starts to remember that moment...*she opens her eyes and looks at him through the mirror* you left a note.....ah, the boy was gone and that's the last thing I remember.

Wait...What do the others think? Jack? Rocket? JRC. They think it was the stowaway too?

*she pauses a few minutes, turns around and leans against the counter with her arms folded and just starts blasting questions to figure this out*
Gosh if not, who then?
Anyone seen him lately, the stowaway?
Are we still on NewHall?
What if we happen to get us another stowaway?
Anyone check the cargo bay to see if there is anything missing, I mean, we could have been robbed.
Captain must be happy 'bout this.

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 4:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by flywithmecaptn:
Wait...What do the others think? Jack? Rocket? JRC. They think it was the stowaway too?

*turns to Fly*

Well besides me, Jack and JRC think it's a possibility given that 13 was the only other person in your room. I don't know about what Rocket thinks since he wasn't there.

Quote:
Gosh if not, who then?

Don't rightly know. Could be someone else but kinda like to rule out the possible suspects.

Quote:
Anyone seen him lately, the stowaway?

I don't think so. I've been here with you the entire time. Jack went to the Cargo Bay and JRC helped me get you here.

Quote:
Are we still on NewHall?

Maybe I don't know.

Quote:
What if we happen to get us another stowaway?

Again it's a possibility that we might've.

Quote:
Anyone check the cargo bay to see if there is anything missing, I mean, we could have been robbed.

I believe Jack went to the Cargo Bay immediately as me and JRC were carrying you to this place. If I remember correctly the gunshot did come from the direction of the Cargo Bay.

Quote:
Captain must be happy 'bout this.

Oh I don't think he is, what with someone runnin' around loose on his ship and firin' off a gun onboard it too.

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 6:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
I don't think so. I've been here with you the entire time.

*When she heard this she looked at him with an astonished look*
You stayed with me the entire time? You did?

*She walked over and gave him a tight hug*
Thank you!.......*while she was still in his arms she said* By the way, you should really put a shirt on and take off those eyebrows. *She starts giggling like a little girl*
I think we should go check out the cargo bay and see if we can find Jack and the source of the gunshot.
*She turned quickly and instantly got dizzy, she held onto the table*

Whoa......*Took a moment and said* I'm fine......lemme go find my gun. *she took her hair still dirtied with blood and put it into ponytail and they headed toward her bunk*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

SHIPSCAT

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 6:55 PM

*races down the corridor, having come from the general direction of the cargo bay and heading for the bridge at high speed. Her tail is puffed out to twice it's normal size, and her ears are flat to her head. While the grey tabby cat racing around after invisible (or vermin-like) things is a semi-regular occurance, this time she looks terrified, not excited*

DRPAIN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 7:08 PM

"I'll meet you in the Cargo Bay." Pain says to Fly as she leaves.

*Pain watches Fly leave and heads to the sink to wash off his eyebrows and bra*

Five minutes of washing off black marker later...

*Pain dries himself off and heads off to his bunk to fetch a shirt*

*Pain gets to his bunk and sees that the hatch to his bunk hasn't been fixed yet, he sighs and carefully climbs back into his bunk*

Location: Pain's Bunk

*Pain puts a clean shirt on, takes off his leg holsters and switches to his H&K Mark 23 .45 pistol and sticks it in his waistband, not wasting time to find its holster*

*he puts a few of the gun's magazines in one of his pockets and the silencer for it in the other*

*he climbs up out of his bunk and waits for Fly at her bunk*

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 7:59 PM

*When she reaches her bunk the door is open. She slides up against the wall to the open door, quickly and cautiously takes a peek in. Doesn't see anything move. All of a sudden she sees shipscat tear assin' toward her coming from the direction of the cargo bay. She looked all puffy like she saw a ghost. She watches her disappear around the corner and enters her bunk. She notices the large blood stain on the floor. She kicks the pillow from the bedding that she had made the night before, grabs her Colt and stuffs it in the back of her pants. She goes to the dresser bottom drawer and takes her Walther PPK. She grabs extra clips already loaded, puts them in her pocket and hears Pain outsiede her door. She puts the gun between her knees and removes her blood stained shirt revealing her slender muscular shape. Grabs another shirt from the draw and she walks over to meet him loadin' the gun*

Hey, I just saw shipscat, looked real spooked.
Thought you were gonna meet me in the cargo bay? You all set?

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 8:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by flywithmecaptn:
Hey, I just saw shipscat, looked real spooked.

Yeah I saw that as I came here. She had that same look on her face when Jayne tried to shove some firecrackers up her butt. *smirks at that memory*

Quote:

Thought you were gonna meet me in the cargo bay? You all set?

Yes well I changed my mind. *pulls out his H&K Mark 23 .45 pistol to show her he's ready* Let's go.

*as they walk to the cargo bay, Pain takes the silencer out of his pocket and fastens it to his pistol*

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XIII

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 9:09 PM

im coverin 13 you have to go throu me first sucka!!!!!!!!!

...

*notices how screwed 13 is*
on second thought......pulls out his own gun and aims for 13's head.

hmm.... I too have an uncle..........come in

13

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 9:16 PM

*rushes next to Fly, with some clothes on for once. Wolfe brand leather jacket, skintight DG jeans, Ocean Pacific shirt, and dirty glasses.*

*notices everyone has a gun aimed at his head, including XIII, his former buddy..looks at Fly.*

You gonna kill me or just gonna aim that piece at me all day?

*hopefully Fly lowers gun*

Good. I meant what I said before, in the bunk. I did not knock you out, nor do I have any feelings of ill will towards you. Now,if everyone would lower their guns..

*nobody moves an inch*

Alright then...If anyone has a good reason why you should riddle me with holes so bad I could double for Swiss CHeese, step forward.

I think a little chaos is in order.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 11:00 PM

*she takes 13 and lets him stand behind her*
*she looks at Pain, now gun pointed at XIII*

Ok, no one get jumpy now

*XIII gun is now pointed at Pain*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

13

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 11:13 PM

Look's like I got supporters. Fly, thanks for taking my side. Now, to sort out this Pain vs. XIII business.

XIII, calm your skinny butt down and put away the shiny piece of metal, or I will break you like a breadstick. Pain, I can't do that to you, so I just suggest not killing XIII.

*a shot rings out, and the echo hangs in the air like a whisper, and all is quiet on Serenity*

*13 slowly looks down at his stomach, noting a large, round hole in his leather jacket*

*His blue-green eyes turn like searchlights with a slow whirl, eventually locking onto the pair of lifeless orbs belonging to Fran, the con-artist lovebot.*

Ruined my jacket..that was new..*collapse*

*Fran smiles, an action not associated with an emotionless construct like herself, and leaves before XIII or anyone else can get a shot at her*

Mal: Just hold on, kid, I'll catch up to that lovebot...*storms off with the rest of the crew, guns drawn and eyes blazing*

13: Fly, Pain, Jack, all you guys, I'm sorry for bursting in on you like this. I gotta get jien ta de gue pretty soon...XIII'll tell you what I did..what I was gonna do..what I..*bloody cough*.haven't done..

Fly: Get the doc!

13: Fly, make sure XIII doesn't get shot or anything bad..and XIII, I'll be seeing you soon enough, if our luck holds. *Bloodier cough, followed by harsh laugh* They never did say it had been good luck, though, did they? Bastards.

XIII: No, they never did, man...

Fly: Gorramit, get the f*cking doc!

13: Don't matter none, I'm done for..just promise me you'll turn that bot into scrap metal..and to never get yourself stuck into the crappy life I did..*bloodiest cough* Luck..never..did...hold..did it? The 13th..Ace..falls...

I think a little chaos is in order.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 11:26 PM

*Kneels down next to 13 holding his head*

NO! NO! Don't let him die

*Looks at Pain*
Get that qing wa coa de liu mang!

*Screams*

Get the Dr!!!!! Now!!!

No, 13 no listen to me, your not done for, you're not.....listent to me

*All you hear in the cargo bay is Fly's voice*

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 11:49 PM

*Pain takes his gun off of XIII as Fly tells him to get the Doc*

*as Pain runs to the infirmary he hears Fly scream NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO he knows it's too late for 13, but continues to go get the Doc anyways*

*Pain sees no signs of the doc in the infirmary so he heads for the passenger dorm where he finds the Doc in his room*

*Pain slams open the Doc's door and startles the Doc*

Doc: What the....?

Pain: No time to talk *grabs Doc's arm and picks up his doctors bag* I gotta get ya to the cargo bay, for there's a gunshot victim there for ya.
I know he's probably dead now but I'll hold out some hope.

*Pain runs to the cargo bay with the Doc hanging from his arm, the Doc tries speaking to Pain but Pain isn't listening*

*they get to the cargo bay and both of them see that Fly is craddling 13's head in her lap*

*Pain say to the Doc*

Go see if'n you can do anything for 'im will ya?

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 11:55 PM

*they try to pull Fly from him so Doc can take a look*
*Tears are steaming from her eyes*

No, No, I knew it couldn't have been him, I knew it......Doc please.......
please......
no

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 12:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by flywithmecaptn:
*they try to pull Fly from him so Doc can take a look*
*Tears are steaming from her eyes*

No, No, I knew it couldn't have been him, I knew it......Doc please.......
please......
no

*they (mostly Jack and Pain) finally pull Fly off of 13*

*Pain takes Fly into his arms as she starts to tear up, Fly rests her arms into Pain's chest as he puts his arms tightly around her*

*he tries not put a hand on the back of her head*

*Pain looks at the Doc and the Doc looks back and siliently shakes his head 'no'*

Pain: You sure he's dead Doc?
Doc: Yes. The wound was severely fatal. There was nothing I could've done to save him I'm sorry.

*at the news of 13's death Fly starts to cry*

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 12:26 AM

*She continues to cry in his arms for what seemed like a long time*

*She wipes her eyes, looks at Pain and says*

We have to catch that Liu kou shui de biao zi he hou zi de ben er zi. We just have to.

*She kneels down next to 13 and closes his eyes*
*She finds a tarp in the cargo bay and covers him*
*With her hand to her mouth she tries to compose herself*

*She looks at Pain and Jack and says*

Which way did that Jian Huo go?

*she looks at XIII and says*
Are you OK?
You will have to tell later what is going on.

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 7:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by flywithmecaptn:
*She wipes her eyes, looks at Pain and says*

We have to catch that Liu kou shui de biao zi he hou zi de ben er zi. We just have to.

*Pain looks at Fly and says*

Yeah I reckon we should.

Quote:

*She looks at Pain and Jack and says*

Which way did that Jian Huo go?

I really didn't see which way she went. I figure we'll most likely have to search the ship.

Quote:

*she looks at XIII and says*
Are you OK?
You will have to tell later what is going on.

*Pain looks at XIII and says with a serious tone*

Oh you'll definately have to tell us what the hell is goin' on and how you got on the ship.

*looks to Fly and Jack*

Let's go find us that 'bot shall we?

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 1:30 PM

*She talks with XIII and tells him to say right where he is, they'll be back*

I'm sorry 'bout your friend XIII.

*Looks at Pain and Jack*

Ready?

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 6:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by flywithmecaptn:
*Looks at Pain and Jack*

Ready?

*Pain and Jack look at each other then at Fly*

*Pain says to Fly*

Yep let's go.

*Pain cocks his pistol* *Click Click Whir*

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 7:38 PM

*Just as they started to leave the ship they hear Mal, Jayne and Zoe coming back*
*Jayne was yelling somethin'*
Jayne: Hey, we got her, we got her....

Mal: Lock up this ship we're taking off now for
Persepohne. Lock her up people let's go..

*Then he storms off*

Jayne: What would you like me to do with this one?

Mal: I don't care just get her out of my sight.

*Then he storms off to the bridge. You could hear him yell*

NOW!

*Jayne Takes Fran to one of the unused bunks and locks'er up*

Jayne: ought to throw you out the air lock latter, nice an slow even, wouldn't that be fun.

*She doesn't say a word, she just looks at him*

*Back in the cargo bay Fly, XIII, Jack, JRC and Radar get the ship ready for take off*

*Fly looks at Pain and says*
No wasn't that a sight!
She is just a little thing ain't she, love to *&*&*&*%&**(*&

*She goes to 13's tarp covered body and sits on the floor next to him. XIII walks up behind her and they just stay there for a while*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

JRC

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 7:57 PM

JRC, with Radar's help, finished securing the mule and the cargo for takeoff. When the second shot rang out, he was had been talking to Book when he saw first Shipscat, then Kaylee, running for the engine room. They both went to ask what happened. Kaylee told them the sad story.
"You sayin' 13's dead? Killed by a goh se 'bot? Why? And you're tellin' me we had two stowaways?" Kaylee can't look up to answer, she just slowly scratches Shipscat's back. "Preacher, may be a need for you in the cargo bay. Think we all need some answers."

Everyone dies alone.

XIII

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 8:27 PM

lovebots........spaceships........guns..... someone was bound to die, just his luck finally caught up with him

*lights cigarette......strikes philisophical pose.

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FLYWITHMECAPTN

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 8:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by XIII:
*lights cigarette..

Give me that....
*she stands up and takes cigarette at same time*
*Then smokes it,,,,,,,*

Ah, I needed one of those.

Well, guess we should see 'bout making 13 ready for funeral.

*Looks at everyone in the room, one by one*

Can't keep 'em here.

(I have to work wed & thur nights)

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

XIII

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 9:02 PM

*decides to leave and go find fran*
*step step step*
hmm where's those weapons now
*finally finds jaynes bunk and takes every weapon he can find*
now to find that damn love bot grrr.
*unlocks and enters spare bunk room and enters*
ha you piece of sh*t bot
*takes out two smg's*
take this fu*ker
*battle cry*
*shows view of the extra bunks door, all sounds of the ship drouwned out by gunshots, the air is thick with cordite and smoke.*
*Fran is on the ground writhing, with over a thousand bullet holes in her. Fran rolls over to show her smoking craked face*
And now to finish you off, this is for 13.
*rips off jaw and jams fragmentation granade int her throat*
*quikley runs out of room and locks door*
*booooooooooooooooooom, th door flys of hinges*
wow she is really going to feel that
*puts guns back in hulsters*
*crew comes in and sees shrapnel in the wall*

some one finish off the rest

13

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 9:02 PM

*wanders inside the memories of Fly and XIII, is evident in XIII's memories*

*MEMORY READING: 13 is playing cards with five unsurly characters, one of them XIII..he pulls an ace..smiles..pulls in the pot..

*flicker..13 is cornered..revolvers blazing..blood trickles like water..XIII is holding his bullet riddled left hand*

*flicker..an Alliance officer on the ground, throat torn open..13 is standing over him, a knife...XIII and his family cornered by Alliance..blazing homes, screaming children dying in parent's arms...13 and XIII wracked with guilt, running, anywhere, nowhere..*

*XIII boarding Serenity's spare shuttle, 13 locked in a crate by his enemies..*

*The Thirteenth Ace, Most Wanted....*

I think a little chaos is in order.

DRPAIN

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 11:01 PM

*Pain say to Fry*

Yeah I reckon we can get Book to say some words, maybe do something with some imagery.

*sees XIII run off, turns his attention back to Fly*

Now where the hell do you suppose he's off t...

*before Pain can finish the sounds of auto-fire echo through the ship followed by a loud boom*

*Pain looks at Fly then at the remaining crew in the cargo bay*

What was that? It sounded like it came from the passenger dorms.

*they all run out to the passenger dorms only to see that the room the 'bot was in is completely destroyed and XIII standing near the ruins with a smile on his face*

*everybody looks at XIII then each other with a stunned look on their faces except for Pain, then Pain finally says to XIII*

Well I ain't cleanin' that up.

*Pain heads off to the shower room and looks back*

And I'm sure as hell ain't explainin' this mess to the Cap'n either*

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