Do your balls hang low?, do they wobble to and fro?

POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Saturday, March 25, 2006 06:51
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CALHOUN

Sunday, March 19, 2006 11:35 PM

This can be an uncomfortable condition which doesnt lend itself to sporting or physical activity. High ambient temperature seems to play a large factor as the problem is less prevalent in colder climates presumably because of the "shrinkage factor".

However dont fret! all is not lost.

I have discovered that the discarding of boxers in favour of comfortable form fitting briefs can provide welcome relief.

I'll keep you posted on further developments.

MAROS

Monday, March 20, 2006 12:19 AM

But then you'd never get to to say "gear change" every time it happens...

COPILOT

Monday, March 20, 2006 12:22 AM

Ummmmmmmm................that was an interesting tidbit of knowledge. Wouldn't really know of that problem being a girl and all but I'm glad you found relief for you're man parts.

An I carried such a torch

CALHOUN

Monday, March 20, 2006 12:46 AM

Quote:
Maros wrote:
Sunday, March 19, 2006 14:19
But then you'd never get to to say "gear change" every time it happens...

LOL! Thats the spirit!

GUENEVER

Monday, March 20, 2006 1:59 AM

I was always told that the song went "Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? ...

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, March 20, 2006 2:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guenever:
I was always told that the song went "Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? ...

Depends on who's singing.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

ROB150185

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:45 AM

Now this is just downright disturbin'.....

I'll be in my bunk...

CALHOUN

Monday, March 20, 2006 11:16 AM

Scrotal skin is weird!

Ever seen those circus type people who can stretch their whole bodies skin like rubber? I reckon they're made of scrotum skin!

ROB150185

Monday, March 20, 2006 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Rob150185:
Now this is just downright disturbin'.....

I reiterate my point.

I'll be in my bunk...

DONCOAT

Monday, March 20, 2006 12:20 PM

It may tell you something about my upbringing that I learned this good ol' campfire song as "Do your ears hang low?"

I was well into my 20s before I ever heard the bawdier version. I assume that's probably the original, and the bowdlerized version came later.

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BLINKER

Monday, March 20, 2006 1:25 PM

What's really disturbing are the ads showing up in the left column:

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MAL4PREZ

Monday, March 20, 2006 6:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
Scrotal skin is weird!

Ever seen those circus type people who can stretch their whole bodies skin like rubber? I reckon they're made of scrotum skin!

Now I never need to wonder what men do in their spare time.

As if I did... but now I have a fairly amusing mental picture to go with it.

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AMYLISAI

Monday, March 20, 2006 6:28 PM

I'd never heard any other version besides EARS until this very moment.

I feel scarred.

And I've been to college!

Oh dear...
Amy

SINGATE

Monday, March 20, 2006 6:35 PM

There was a commercial for underwear a few years back with a version consisting of 'do your boys hang low'. I guess their idea was that particular brand would best keep a man's junk in line.

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CALHOUN

Monday, March 20, 2006 7:34 PM

Quote:
amylisai wrote:
Monday, March 20, 2006 08:28
I'd never heard any other version besides EARS until this very moment.

There actually is another version where BOOBS is substituted for BALLS or EARS.

I guess you can have male, female or family versions. Hehe

1978

Monday, March 20, 2006 7:39 PM

You guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIVER6213

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:11 PM

Holy Troll Country!

ZZETTA13

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:02 AM

Well since I'm in a time crunch at the moment I'll skip whats been posted by the other Browncoats and tell about myself.

(My balls) they can hang low or they can hang high. Most of the time it's both. I usually don't like to hang one low without putting another by it. If theres one high I will make sure it has company and doesn't feel lonely.

As for wobbling and shaking I supose if I accidently brush against one it will wobble which has me holding my breath. Oh, that was close....... As for shaking or having them sway to and fro why would I do that? Do I want to have one fall and break. Heavens no. Nope I usually place my Chistmas Tree balls pretty secure and have my blue balls right next to my gold ones.Thats just how I like to hang my balls.
Anyone feel free to copy the way you hang your balls like I hang mine :)
Z

RIVER6213

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:28 AM

OMG!

20THCENTFOXHATER

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:30 AM

That may be true, but those of us unfortunate (or fortunate dependong on how you look at it) enough to live in a cold climate are also victim to have other parts shrink. If you know what I mean...

To quote a wise man who has a saying somewhat on this subject: "Cold water is not a naked man's best friend, but it sure is for a woman".

"I aim to misbehave."
"Can't do something smart, do something right".

HOMER: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories; Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and T.V.... is".

KAYNA

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 1:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mal4prez:
Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
Scrotal skin is weird!

Ever seen those circus type people who can stretch their whole bodies skin like rubber? I reckon they're made of scrotum skin!

Now I never need to wonder what men do in their spare time.

As if I did... but now I have a fairly amusing mental picture to go with it.

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

Have you ever seen Waiting? There is a penis showing game and you get more points for more interesting testicular contortions. You don't actually see any of them (not that I remember) but there is a scene demonstrating some of them with bits of chicken, like the skin and such (this is in a restaurant). It was quite a visual.

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CHRISISALL

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 2:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Holy Troll Country!

You said it, Robin!

BatChrisisall

CALHOUN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 4:34 AM

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chrisisall wrote:
Monday, March 20, 2006 16:06
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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Holy Troll Country!

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You said it, Robin!

BatChrisisall

Just because i'm puerile doesn't make me a troll..

SASSALICIOUS

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 6:09 AM

HOLY HANGING BALLS, BATMAN!!!!

MAL4PREZ

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 2:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
Have you ever seen Waiting? There is a penis showing game and you get more points for more interesting testicular contortions. You don't actually see any of them (not that I remember) but there is a scene demonstrating some of them with bits of chicken, like the skin and such (this is in a restaurant). It was quite a visual.

I missed out on that. Uh - not sure I'd want to see it in a restaurant anyway!

Wasn't there some NYC stage show that was all stupid penis tricks?

This thread is silly. Any time now I'm going to become too mature and serious to talk about such things. Any time now. Really.

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

ROB150185

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 2:46 PM

Shouldn't this kinda stuff be on the dating thread?

By the way guys, women tend not to be impressed by blokes talking about their shiny balls (so my missus tells me!).

I'll be in my bunk...

INDYBLUES

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 3:11 PM

Scrotum skin is weird,...but I guess God had to use up all that extra "elbow" skin he ordered.
'Blues

CARTOON

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 4:00 PM

From the title, I'd erroneously assumed this thread was talking about Phil Niekro's knuckle ball. They used to hang low, and wobble to and fro -- very annoying to opposing batters. Of course, most people in here probably aren't even old enough to remember who Phil Niekro is...

Which lead me to wonder about why people would be discussing "baseball" in a forum dedicated to a sci-fi TV show.

Why they're actually talking about this here is even more bizarre.

SHEPARD

Saturday, March 25, 2006 1:10 AM

This type of discussion may be one of those things that gets you sent to the Special Hell...I'll have to check.

But it is a another good excuse to use "bollocks" in a conversation.

Hell. It causes shrinkage at inopprotune times.

SIXSHOOTER

Saturday, March 25, 2006 1:20 AM

I AM BRASS-BALLS BEN LONDON! AND OH, WHAT A PAIR OF BALLS HAD I!

FIRESHINE

Saturday, March 25, 2006 1:28 AM

isn't this a firefly thread?

"She Crashes - You Crashed Her!"

CALHOUN

Saturday, March 25, 2006 6:51 AM

Theres always someone to resurrect a silly thread...

By the way in my defense I started this thread one night while fairly drunk..