CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #18 - We're Back! Sorta...

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, August 3, 2006 15:05
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, March 30, 2006 5:49 PM

Okay, first off, I don't know why but my rutting computer suddenly can't access the Sparklit website for no reason I can determine yet (so yeah, soliciting possible solutions from those more internet savvy than I), but hopefully I will have it figured out by the end of this weeks game, which will run until next weekend 4/9/06 because I will be celebrating April Fool's Day in ways you can't possibly imagine...no, maybe you can, but that's not the point. Nevermind all that, back to the game! Here is last weeks winner! (thanks to Psolaris for forwarding me the poll results!)

Way to go CHRISPV! Funny fei oo that is!
Now, onto week #18 as we see Mal and Inara on a fun little excursion...

Mal: You let her kiss you again, didn't you?
Inara: No, I, uh...just hit my head...uh...like Wash!

okay, I am posting this in a hurry, I'll do better as the game moves along, but I am sure you all have some great ideas, so back into your TIGHTPANTS! GO!

BWAH!
TCM

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JADEHAND

Thursday, March 30, 2006 5:53 PM

Mal pays the man for his new Inara bot, and quickly escorts her back to the shuttle.

JPSTARGAZER

Thursday, March 30, 2006 6:30 PM

After screwing up her lines for the 17th take in a row, Nathan carries Morena back to her trailer. He then asks the props department to stop stocking the bar with actual alcohol.

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

CLIOMUSE

Thursday, March 30, 2006 7:14 PM

Mal: Thanks for the Rhohypnal, man

Barkeep: No problem, catch you later.

MATTCOZ

Thursday, March 30, 2006 7:24 PM

Mal: *gestures that Inara's been drinking*

CASUALTY

Thursday, March 30, 2006 7:32 PM

Quote:

Turns out that the blow up doll of Inara hadn't been as useful a distraction as Mal had hoped.

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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
For those who believe no explanation is necessary, for those who do not no explanation will do.
"Bukkake, Shut up Alison!" Jonny Wallet Tourettes
"Alison, don't you know this world is killing you?" - Nathan Fillion sang me a song!

CHOLLETT

Thursday, March 30, 2006 7:50 PM

Barkeep: "What in the (insert chinese expletive here) is she doing?"
Mal: "I think she's attempting the Robot..."

OR

Mal: "DRUNK. S'all i'm saying." *points* "Tee many martoonis."

Inspired by a past round's entry. Wait, that may have been on the other one.

OR

Inara: "Is that...is that Jayne WALTZING?!?"
Mal/Barkeep: *groan*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

CHRISPV

Thursday, March 30, 2006 8:09 PM

Thanks for the voting, folks! I'm tickled!

*****

Barkeep: What's her problem?

Mal: She just found out that, in a parallel universe, she's Rebecca Gayheart.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

RYCE

Thursday, March 30, 2006 8:30 PM

Inara: omg, that's him!!! How do I look?
Mal: No, the barkeep is not the lead singer of Counting Crows

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

CITIZEN

Thursday, March 30, 2006 9:45 PM

Barkeep: I told ya, mesmo-stare, never fails.

Or

Mal: What sort of a man hipnotises Companions to get freebies?

Or

Inara: They're going to give me a prize.
Mal: Uhuh...
Inara: They're going to make me Queen.
Mal: Sure they are...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 31, 2006 1:41 AM

Mal interrupts Inara in the middle of her "I chose you" speech and gently but firmly ushers her away from the bartender.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Friday, March 31, 2006 3:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Inara, he's putting the hair away, now.

Inara: It doesn't matter, it will still be there...waiting.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

KAYLEE4SIMON

Friday, March 31, 2006 5:03 AM

Inara is stunded when Mal tells her that yes, in fact, Snakes On An Airplane is not a fake movie title

or

Inara finally finds out the awful truth of where babies come from

Keep shiny!

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Friday, March 31, 2006 5:12 AM

Ok...how's about this:

Inara: The taste....oh Buddha, the TASTE!

Mal: Tastes like liquefied bread, huh?

Inara: How does Jayne drink that foul concoction?

Mal: 'Nara...it's Jayne. He would guzzle toilet water if it would get him drunk.

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

PSOLARIS

Friday, March 31, 2006 9:39 PM

You're welcome TCM!!

Here's my attempt this week...not too sure it's all that funny, but it's all i can think of:

*And when Morena heard the news that the show was cancelled, she had to be assisted out.

Nathan: "Don't worry Morena, I'll comfort you *wink wink*

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

STICK

Friday, March 31, 2006 9:57 PM

Really Really tight pants : 15 credits
Suspenders : 4 credits
Brown Coat : 23 credits
toupee : 20 credits
Bar tab : 90 credits
Showing a hot companion
who she really slept with : Priceless

CITIZEN

Friday, March 31, 2006 10:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Stick:
Really Really tight pants : 15 credits
Suspenders : 4 credits
Brown Coat : 23 credits
toupee : 20 credits
Bar tab : 90 credits
Showing a hot companion
who she really slept with : Priceless

Every once in awhile the planets of the 'verse reach alignment, the gravity wells shift and a caption of pure genius is posted.

This is that caption.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, April 1, 2006 2:10 AM

INARA:"I feel sick..."

MAL(thinking):"I told her not to have so many drinks here..."

OR

NATHAN:"I told her Slither was a bit gory, but did she listen? Noooo...."

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CHOLLETT

Saturday, April 1, 2006 4:09 AM

Barkeep: "She liked them, I'm guessing?"
Mal: "I told you, no-one can resist my Schwetty balls."

OR

Barkeep: "What happened to her?"
Mal: "She just saw Firefly for the first time. End of Trash, to be all specific-like." *smirks*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

SAB39

Saturday, April 1, 2006 4:44 AM

Mal: Why'd she have to eat them all the time? I told her her cleavage looked just fine. What am I s'posed to do with a companion who's blown her mind?

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, April 1, 2006 2:45 PM

Inara: I see dead people
Mal: Uh, who, that guy? He's all morbid and creepifyin' but he ain't dead.
Inara: Huh...

OR

Mal: Dude, you got any solvent? Jayne swithced her eyedrops with the super glue again.

OR

Inara: Patience. Naked. Must. Scrub. Eyes.
Mal: Mister, you should really warn folk what kinda freak show yer runnin' here.

BWAH!
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REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, April 1, 2006 3:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Inara: My god, Mal, have you seen the bathrooms in this place? We're not staying at this crappy hotel one second longer.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, April 1, 2006 3:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal(quietly): The best way to skip out on the bill is not to dash for the door, but to dance slowly and gracefuly past the cashire without making eye contact.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

CHRISPV

Saturday, April 1, 2006 4:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

Mal: Why'd she have to eat them all the time? I told her her cleavage looked just fine. What am I s'posed to do with a companion who's blown her mind?

That is absolutely brilliant.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

NURUMLA

Saturday, April 1, 2006 9:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

Mal: What sort of a man hipnotises Companions to get freebies?

Or

Inara: They're going to give me a prize.
Mal: Uhuh...
Inara: They're going to make me Queen.
Mal: Sure they are...

Those are both excellent :)

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but I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, April 2, 2006 3:21 PM

INARA:"Whoa. Good Ale...."

OR

MAL:"That is some much hearty grog you got there, Mister Barkeep! Look what you did to Inara! Now i'm gonna have to take her to my room, and make sure personally that she recovers..."

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ZZETTA13

Sunday, April 2, 2006 3:32 PM

Mal takes a couple of Q-balls from the bar.Hiding them in Inaras skirt

MANWITHPEZ

Sunday, April 2, 2006 3:56 PM

Quote:

Mal immediately wished he hadn't hired "Nick the D_ck" for that bachelorette party Inara held for Kaylee. While the "Foot Long and Then Some" joke was funny, Mal feared Inara was scarred for life.

OR

Inara: For the last time, Mal! I do NOT want to 2 Step!

Bartender: Hey pal, lady says she doesn't want to 2 Step, she doesn't want to 2 Step.

OR

Inara: ...oilcan.....OIL...CAN!!!

OR

Much like Data did on Star Trek: The Next Generation, Inara regretted showing Mal where her Off Switch was.

OR

Inara's brain shuts down upon hearing just how much Jayne's bar tab was.

OR

Mal leads Inara away from the concession stand at the movies after she hears just how much a medium popcorn and Coke was going to cost her.

OR

Morena: Our ratings are how low?

Nathan: I know, darlin'.

Fox Exec Behind Bar: Move it along there. Nothing to see besides Fastlane here!

OR

Mal: Of all the gin joints on all the worlds, why'd you have to come into this one?

Inara: This IS the only gin joint on this world.

OR

While the bartender told Inara a crude knock-knock joke, Mal took the oppurtunity to steal Inara's watch.

OR

Inara's mind was still reeling after Jayne's Karaoke rendition of "Baby Got Back" complete with dance routine.

OR

While Nathan often jokingly blamed Morena's blown lines on her drinking, the rest of the cast had no idea just how true it was.

Back later with some more, I hope!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, April 2, 2006 5:57 PM

Mal(singing softly): Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse...
Inara(whispers): Miranda
Barkeep: Gos se! Not again!

OR

Mal waits patiently to see if, in fact, the Fruity Oaty Bars he fed Inara will make her bust out of her blouse.

BWAH!
TCM

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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, April 2, 2006 6:18 PM

o.k people please be gentle I'm new at this

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal:NO Jayne DON'T take off all your clothes

Inara: I'm scarred for life ahhhhhh

I am NUT and I go from

to

in 10 seconds flat

THEREALME

Sunday, April 2, 2006 6:45 PM

Mal: Inara, are you sure it was such a good idea to enter that "600 men" contest against that other companion?

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, April 4, 2006 2:53 AM

Bumpity-bump

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, April 4, 2006 11:52 PM

Bumpity-up again.
There are some classics here.
Classics, not mine.
Anybody ready to outdo them?

bun
-- bastards sank my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, April 6, 2006 12:39 AM

Inara: Dear, Buddha! THAT was Kaylee's genetic experiment boyfriend on the stage?
Mal: Yeah! Small 'verse, huh? Hard to believe li'l Kaylee never joined the Companion Academy, ain't it?
Inara: uhhh huhhh...

BWAH!
TCM

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IHEARTFIREFLY

Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:38 AM

Okay, I know this isn't in keeping with the thread- I had to stop and post, so, Casualty,... Did Nathan Fillion really sing you a song and could you please direct me to a place where I could hear about that? Thanks so much!

"I love my captain!"

CHOLLETT

Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:44 AM

Barkeep: *Big with the inquisitiveness*
Mal: "We got a BDS."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, April 7, 2006 11:32 AM

Allright, I am still having trouble with Sparklit Web Polls. So, does anyone know of another site that does free web polling like them? If I can't get it figured out, well, I enjoy the voting thing and kinda don't want to just arbitrarily(sp?) decide who the winner will be (mostly because trying to choose just one is too gorram hard! *g*)

And in that vein:

Mal: The man was only kidding, 'Nara.
Inara: WHOA! I thought for a moment he was serious when he said no more Caption Tightpants...

BWAH!
TCM

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REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Sunday, April 9, 2006 3:39 PM

bump

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

MAGHAFFAR

Sunday, April 9, 2006 7:27 PM

Mal: [whispered to Inara] "My name is Han Solo...
and yes, you REALLY REALLY REALLY do want to
sleep with me... On the count of three, when I
take my hand off your arm, you will be on my
ship, the Millenium Falcon -- but the Wookie
will NOT be there, understand?... Now...
when I count to three you will immediately
remove all your clothing and pleasure me
like it's nobody's business..."

FIZZIX

Thursday, August 3, 2006 3:05 PM

And now we study the first clinical trial of the Fruity Oaty Bar in bill evasion... So far, it's going well.

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