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Who's Got the Biggest Boobs?

POSTED BY: Succatash
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Wednesday, November 12, 2003 11:35 PM

So, I was talking to Maniac on the phone, and for some reason Maniac pointed out that Kaylee's boobs are bigger than Inara's. And I said, "Really, you think they are bigger?" and he said,

"Yeah, Kaylee has the biggest boobs of them all."

And I said, "What about Zoe? She's got a rack!"

But Maniac said, "No, Kaylee's boobs are bigger than Zoe's."

I'm not so sure if Maniac is correct. Does anyone else have an opinion on this important topic?

EDIT: Take the poll!
http://www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html


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Thursday, November 13, 2003 2:30 AM

Tough question. My memory is saying Zoe, but I might have to watch the series another thirty times to be sure. Not to mention Zoe's outfits tended to be more form fitting than Kaylee's mechanics clothes. I think watching Shindig might be in order.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 2:37 AM

I would like to point out that while this phone conversation did take place, it was Tash who asked me my opinion on whose boobs were bigger, not me who offered my opinion for no apparent reason.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 2:44 AM


When you were drunk, you voted at this link!
www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 3:02 AM

I don't remember that.
but anyway, this is the worst thread ever.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 3:17 AM

I agree, this thread is immature and inappropriate. If Joss Whedon picks today to visit FFF and he reads this thread I will be very embarrassed and apologetic to all Browncoats.

But the question has been raised. We must find an answer so we can put this thread behind us and move on.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 6:43 AM

rofl.

i was gonna say something.. but i got half way through typing it and had the thought "wtf am i doing?" haha. ask someone that worked in the wardrobe department or something.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 2:57 PM

Wait a minute... did he say he'd rather have sex with Kaylee than Inara?

EDIT: Never mind. I just read the "Questions about Inara" thread and I can see you obviously hate her, Tash.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 3:31 PM


Hey now, I don't hate Inara. I never said that, Geeesh!

I think Inara's CONFUSED and unfair to Mal, but that is besides the point.

Yes, I'd rather have sex with Kaylee. She's more my type.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 3:36 PM

No one's mentioned River.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 4:42 PM

Dudes - Jewel Staite's mom is a member of this site and reads these posts.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 5:03 PM

Nobody is talking about Jewel Staite, just a fictional tv character named Kaylee.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 5:17 PM

I vote Book.

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Friday, November 14, 2003 5:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:
Nobody is talking about Jewel Staite, just a fictional tv character named Kaylee.




who happens to have the exact same size and shape breasts as Jewe; Staite?

lol

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Saturday, November 15, 2003 6:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaythryn:
I vote Book.



rofl

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Saturday, November 15, 2003 3:42 PM

Well, at least we got this elephant out of the room, didn't we? This can't be the first time the question's been asked - just the first time here is all.

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Saturday, November 15, 2003 10:54 PM

*sees that this thread is still going on, laughs and winks at Succatash and strolls away*

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They don’t know us, you see
Its only the last song
If we let it be

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Sunday, November 16, 2003 4:06 AM

Using this as an excuse to watch a few of the shows again, I still think that of the crew it's Zoe. After watching Trash again, I think the winner is Saffron/Bridget/Yolanda.

My wife refused to give an answer. Saying something like "I'd have to watch them again" then stuck around just long enough to watch Mal walk onto Serenity nude before leaving the room.

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JK
Sunday, November 16, 2003 4:12 AM

Sorry all, but it's so Kaylee. The fact that I don't even have to watch some eps again to refresh my memory just adds to my case. Kaylee is not only the heftiest, but also the more desirable. With all due respect to character and actress, of course.

JK

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Sunday, November 16, 2003 4:16 AM

Weren't Morena and Jewel models? If so they should have a model page (I forgot the real term)floating around and that should have their figures on it.

Now just guessing I would have to guess Zoe or Saffron (I am sticking to characters, not people)

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JRC
Tuesday, November 18, 2003 3:33 AM

Not that I'm really interested (ahem) or anything, (cough, cough), but, (whistles) what is the name of the (nervously shifts on chair) actress who plays Saffron (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)?

Talk peace but, carry a BIG stick.

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Sunday, December 21, 2003 6:23 AM

Christina Hendricks is the actress who plays Saffron et al.

It was the concensus here that all the women in firefly were rather ample. but that kaylee despite her charm was the least "statuesque." there was some speculation as to how saffron managed to keep from toppling over.

i think our vote would be to her.

cheers

matt

p.s. let it be known that i for one, greatly enjoy the character of kaylee - even tho polls show that most of you don't!

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Sunday, December 21, 2003 12:18 PM

Anyhows, size doesnt matter, its what they do with them that counts!

muah ah ah :)

Saffron has the biggest and is a full on hornbag to boot.

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Sunday, December 21, 2003 11:00 PM

Who's got the biggest boobs?

Why FOX of course. You'd have to be a really big boob not to give a show like Firefly a chance.

-Dave

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Monday, December 22, 2003 1:55 AM

i think Zoe does but I'm a girl so i don't really look

River Bloom

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Monday, December 22, 2003 2:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by suinegagpf:
Who's got the biggest boobs?

Why FOX of course. You'd have to be a really big boob not to give a show like Firefly a chance.

-Dave



There you have it! The final answer! This cannot be argued!

"Well, we're still flyin'."
"That's not much."
"It's enough." Malcolm Reynolds and Simon Tam - Serenity

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Monday, December 22, 2003 2:21 AM

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Monday, December 22, 2003 7:47 PM

I have to say that Saffron was pretty well-built. Having contributed to that portion of the thread, I would say that Summer Glau, at least for me, was the yummiest of them all. Although in the scene with the cows in the cargo hold in "Shindig", Morena was especially adorable. And yes, yes, Jewel is wonderful. It's all about facial expressions for me.

*sigh* So confusing. So I'll conclude with my vote for Summer as the adorablestest, with Jewel a close second. Photo finish.

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Monday, December 22, 2003 8:01 PM

prefer more of a j-lo type of lady, heavy in the caboose.

i'll be in my bunk!

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Monday, December 22, 2003 8:16 PM

Now the real question is... which Browncoat has the... I'm not even going to complete the question... Bad naughty mind! No biscuit! I can't take it anywhere, really...

Kaylee's got the best figure anyways! Slighty Chubby Women unite! Woohoo!

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Thursday, December 25, 2003 7:44 AM

Top crew boobage?....Kaylee
Most desireable for purely carnal reasons?..Inara
Most likely to keep me enraptured for the rest of my life?....Kaylee again
Any woman that knows as much or more than me in in the engine department....I'm just putty in her hands.

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Monday, December 29, 2003 9:40 PM

Who cares!? All four are attractive, smart, and quite yummy in their own ways.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2003 2:22 AM

I couldn't say without watching again and looking just for that, which would be difficult because I get so wrapped up in these stories and characters, so I just asked the wife. I've come to trust her observations completely. She assures me that Zoe, indeed, has the most toppage.

t

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 5:37 AM

Sorry to bump this back up, but Serenity had the biggest boobs. They were on the bridge and were mentioned in one of the commentaries. (By Joss I think)

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 6:08 AM


Wonder if it helps with Navigation any?

Quote:

Originally posted by Dither:
Sorry to bump this back up, but Serenity had the biggest boobs. They were on the bridge and were mentioned in one of the commentaries. (By Joss I think)

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 6:20 AM


Okay, I put a poll on my Firefly page.

Who's got the biggest boobs?
http://www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 10:26 AM

As I'm quite new here (why, I just registered) and found this thread, I'll have to continue the damn thing and go with Saffron. Now, I know you guys were talking crew, but come on! The woman was most distracting while watching her eps. I hope she doesn't run much, as it seems she'd give herself a black eye.

For the record, I am a woman. My husband is a boob man so purely by osmosis I've become quite educated in that department. Damn him.

Here's hoping a movie's on the way...

BoomerGoodheart

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 10:33 AM

Um...I believe the biggest gazoongas belong to Saffron. Anyone know (for a fact) if those babies are real?

But if you're talking about the main cast, I believe Gina Torres has the title.

How about littlest titties? Summer Glau right? Or Alan Tudyk.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 1:36 PM

Saffron by a mile (or two). Since becoming aware of this thread I have noticed that young Kaylee does seem a bit more ample up top than the other women in the crew (I'm pretty sure that underneath her push-up leather armor Zoe is at least slightly more modest than Kaylee). And since we're on the subject, I must take issue with the poster who described her as "slightly chubby" (or some such): be not deceived, Kaylee is a skinny little thing, not tv skinny (read unwell) but in real human terms she is just a slip of a girl. I'm just saying.

HKCavalier

Hey, hey, hey, don't be mean. We don't have to be mean, because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 3:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:

Okay, I put a poll on my Firefly page.

Who's got the biggest boobs?
http://www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html




That's quite the nice welcome on your page.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 3:47 PM

HKCavalier is right, right and right:

1. Saffron...maybe the biggest on the entire Fox network, especially in the opening of "Trash" in that peasant shirt...I'm a hetrosexual woman and I found those things distracting

2. I don't think Zoe is as "big" as the leather would suggest

3. Kaylee is NOT chubby, she just has a certain face shape that makes her look curvier than she is. Didn't she say in the DVD that she was told to gain 20lbs for this role?...f that's Jewel with an extra 20lbs, you KNOW she's thin.

Anyway, I'm going with Saffron. Hands down. Happy New Year.


JoJo

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 5:11 PM


Well, a few people have voted, and the results are about even.

You can vote here:
www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 5:45 PM

little tangent inspired by JoJo:

Why is it that a round face is shorthand for chubby? Anyone see "Circle of Friends" a few years back? Minnie Driver plays "the fat girl" in that with no greater credencials than her rosey cheeks. And there was this movie just came out called "Love, Actually" and Hugh Grawnt's love interest was described as "chubby" or something several times and she absolutely wasn't. She was busty and had a round face! No wonder so many actresses starve themselves for us. It's disgusting. Marrilyn Monroe was a size 16, people!

End of rant. Thank you.

HKCavalier

Hey, hey, hey, don't be mean. We don't have to be mean, because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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Thursday, January 1, 2004 1:04 AM

Good point about society. And how come women have to wear makeup?

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Saturday, January 3, 2004 1:18 AM

I'm really surprised by the results so far. I thought Zoe would dominate.

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Saturday, January 3, 2004 2:21 AM


Zoe is clearly the winner here, but she is totally losing in the poll. How is this possible?

This goes to show that Boobs exist beyond the laws of Science.



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Tuesday, January 6, 2004 5:43 AM

Latest Results:

Vote Here: www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html

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Tuesday, January 6, 2004 7:05 PM

hehe not that i care or anything ...

but personally boob size doesn't matter as long as they are not unporportioned on the body they occupy... what matters is how cute they are

and thats clearly Jewel :p

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Tuesday, January 6, 2004 7:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:

Zoe is clearly the winner here, but she is totally losing in the poll. How is this possible?



Perhaps because it's turning into an opinion poll, and most people are voting their faves.

Me, I gotta say Zoe's got the best assets.

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2004 9:38 PM

Duh, I do.

No, I'm not sending you pics.

--Kala

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Tuesday, January 6, 2004 11:01 PM

I would like to clarify that this poll refers to "Boob Largeness" and nothing else. The question is not about Best Boobs, only biggest.

Awwww, come on, Lady J

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Friday, March 26, 2004 9:58 PM


BUMP! For Channain.....

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Friday, March 26, 2004 10:14 PM

Since it's been bumped, I might as well get in on this too.

I always thought toss up between Zoe & Inara (among crew that is). I thought Kaylee was second SMALLEST to River, but then I guess we don't ever get a good look at 'em. Part of her wholesome image

I'm thinking that poll was answered less "scientifically" than it was supposed to be, ie, based more on popularity than fact.

Wow, still going since last November. Nothing like intelligent conversations

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 2:34 AM

Saffron. They're huge. And fake. Keep in mind, the type of bra a woman wears can either make mediocre breasts look fantastic or effectively hide great big boobies.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 4:24 AM


Mr. Skin has no info about Kaylee or Inara, but he says Zoe has "medium breasts" : http://www.mrskin.com/all/starbio.htm?id=02747

On a side note, Cordelia has large breasts but they are fake.
http://www.mrskin.com/all/starbio.htm?id=02747

Soon, we will be able to judge with our own eyes.

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 4:27 AM

It's clearly Inara! See her in her bed in "Objects in Space."

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 4:33 AM

I am not going to dignify this thread by accepting its implicit assumption that female sexiness is determined by breast size. For me the two sexiest women in the whole Whedonverse are Kaylee and Fred on Angel. If I had to give the nod to either one of them, it would be Fred by a gnat's whisker. And yes, she works as Illyria in that tight outfit. It's the whole package.

Of course, that doesn't mean that I don't notice when Zoe does a close pass by the camera....

Oh, bugger! Now I have to wait for someone to wake up!

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 5:11 AM

To deny your human impulses is to deny your humanity!!

INARA I SAY!!

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 5:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peace:
I am not going to dignify this thread by accepting its implicit assumption that female sexiness is determined by breast size.

I don't believe the assumption is implicit.

Succatash:
"I would like to clarify that this poll refers to "Boob Largeness" and nothing else. The question is not about Best Boobs, only biggest."

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 5:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:
Quote:

Originally posted by Peace:
I am not going to dignify this thread by accepting its implicit assumption that female sexiness is determined by breast size.

I don't believe the assumption is implicit.

Succatash:
"I would like to clarify that this poll refers to "Boob Largeness" and nothing else. The question is not about Best Boobs, only biggest."



But there is an implicit implication in the very assertion that the thread is about big boobs that it is about the best boobs, and therefore (implicitly) the most sensuous woman. There is an implicit dichotomy set up between bigness and smallness; even an implicit hierarchy. Since, in American culture, bigness is implicitly associated with quality, the thread, therefore, devolves (implicitly, mind you) into a base discussion who is the sexiest babe on Firefly based on her bra size.

Just an example of what too much education can do to you....



Oh, bugger! Now I have to wait for someone to wake up!

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 5:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peace:
But there is an implicit implication in the very assertion that the thread is about big boobs that it is about the best boobs, and therefore (implicitly) the most sensuous woman.

Actually, you are sort of right. I tried to write a response but a Baywatch re-run started and I got distracted.


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Saturday, March 27, 2004 5:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:
Quote:

Originally posted by Peace:
But there is an implicit implication in the very assertion that the thread is about big boobs that it is about the best boobs, and therefore (implicitly) the most sensuous woman.

I can't take responsibility for society, but I meant exactly what I asked, nothing more.




Oh, no-- I would never ask you to do that-- egads, that'd like taking responsibility for wiping out the dinosaurs or creating disco or something equally catastrophic....

Oh, bugger! Now I have to wait for someone to wake up!

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 5:55 AM


You are correct from a certain point of view.

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 5:15 PM

Well now, I feel like I should put in my two cents here. I think that by far the most attractive woman in Firefly, and possibly in the whole of the Whedonverse (though Tara kicked ass) is Zoe. It's not because of her cup size, or her body, although both are very nice. She's a strong woman. I tell you, man, it's all about the strong women. I don't like, in relationship terms, anybody who wants to be looked after all the time, I like somebody who can stand on his or her own two feet, and is somewhat down to earth.

Now, if I were going purely on cup size, I'd say Inara, but that's not really my style.

I tried to call my roommate in on it, but I couldn't find any good pictures of them. She seems to think that they look basically the same, which is a testament to how very very bad the quality of the pics on IMDB is.

once the snow got so deep you almost couldn't hear margaret atwood

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Monday, March 29, 2004 11:35 AM

Saffron gets my vote, hope she's somewhere in the BDM!

"We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient..."

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Monday, March 29, 2004 10:06 PM

It is so good to see that we Firefly fans pay attention to the questions that really matter. There is no competition. It's Saffron.

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Monday, March 29, 2004 10:39 PM

Yes, Saffron's are bigger, but Christina Hendricks was a guest star, not a regular. So the question remains for the women who live on Serenity.

My vote for largest is Inara.
(Kaylee is the one I find most attractive -- I know, nobody asked that )

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Thursday, April 1, 2004 3:18 AM

i am so madly head over heals for jewel staite and shes so sweet, and beautiful so u gotta give it 2 her

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Thursday, April 1, 2004 4:07 AM

Dude, it's Simon. River says so in the message --

"You are such a boob."

Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.

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Thursday, April 1, 2004 4:11 AM

Kaylee wins hands down...

But at this point I would like to point out that she's MARRIED.

*sob*

/fantasies

http://www.jewel-staite.com/default.asp?s=167&mm_item_id=37056&mm_grou
p_id=1317&pg
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...The guy looks like such a goof

/jealousy

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Thursday, April 1, 2004 4:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheClaps:


But at this point I would like to point out that she's MARRIED.





You didn't have to tell us that...



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Thursday, April 1, 2004 4:36 AM

Sorry...

I feel like I'm all of a sudden at a funeral... but in Space! WWWWWWWwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Uh oh! catch the body before it floats away!

but yeah, she's only 21.. and MARRIED.

If you ever read this Jewel, there's a lot to look forward to in life! Don't let your man keep you down! If he does, I'll hop on a plane and swing by LA(?), and we'll go for a brew and you can tell me all about your day...

/creepiness

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Thursday, April 1, 2004 4:39 AM

Wow. We really are all geeks...

Total geeks.

Some of us with slightly less cleavage then others.

But why? Why do we care?

oh yeah. We have no lives...

Mal: Hell, I'd do this job for free!
Zoe: Can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?

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Thursday, April 1, 2004 4:42 AM

i gotta go with Kaylee...gotta love her

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Take me out to the black.....

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Monday, June 12, 2006 12:51 PM

Update...

well inara's packing rather average flotation gear it seems....

http://www.propstore.com/product_info/pid/8151/cat_id/8/view/1/ob/usp/
num_display/100


34B

.... and despite my old sig file.... kaylee has worn quite thin on me..... saffron on the other hand....

cheers

matt

p.s. let it be known that i for one, greatly enjoy the character of saffron - on a purely naked, carnal, skippy peanut butter level...

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Monday, June 12, 2006 1:10 PM

Completely off topic here, but in the Spaceballs tribute, I'm a little surprised that the creator did not use the scene when the Eagle 5 left the oil streak in the sky! It was suspiciously like the one left by Serenity when they fled from the feds in the Pilot episode of Firefly! or is that the other way around?

also, Zoe is in my opinion from the pics I've seen clearly the more well endowed one of the bunch! Though, I love them all!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 1:12 PM

Quote:

on a purely naked, carnal, skippy peanut butter level


Oh god... I can't know that!


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down from the door where it began.
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and I must follow if I can.
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Monday, June 12, 2006 1:28 PM

Having watched the Blooper reel on BDM, the cast seem to agree that the big boobs belong to Summer!

Oh, sorry...were they not the type of boobs we're discussing?

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Monday, June 12, 2006 1:49 PM

Matt/kyobonitsuki,

Despite the fact that Inara is only a size 34B, I find her to be "classically beautiful".
Kaylee is incredibly "pretty".
River is very "cute".
Zoe is "statuesque".

All four of them are quite stunning and desirable, each in their own ways, as is every woman on the planet. Each woman is beautiful in her own unique way, and there is no need to objectify and demean any one of them in order to appreciate the others.

Having said that, the answer to this thread's original question is that Saffron has the biggest rack.


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MSG
Monday, June 12, 2006 4:37 PM

Thoreau- I have to agree with you're wife. Zoe's about a C cup Kaylee is a large B Saffron is also a large B Inara's a straight up B and River's a slightly more than A. It looks like Saffron's bigger because her body is more slender making the curve more noticable and in her pretty dress the wardrober gave her lifts to give the dress more of a balanced curve so that's not exactly all her ( sorry guys)
That said they're all hot!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 4:45 PM

I think Saffron is bigger than a B. I am a full C and girlfriend is bigger than me. She and I are about the same size all over. Including the back boobs :(


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Monday, June 12, 2006 4:54 PM

If you look at the clothing at Propstore, the women (excluding Yosafbridge) are about the same size. Presentation is everything!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 4:57 PM

it has to be yosaffbridge, those are superhuman

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MSG
Monday, June 12, 2006 4:57 PM

Hmm Future Mrs. I may be a bit off then, but I'm pretty sure Kaylee's getting some help and maybe Saffron is a C which would tie her with Zoe. Myself I am unfortunately a DD ( yes I am serious and getting that reduced)I lost a ton of weight ( well 110 pounds) and am still DD. Go figure

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Monday, June 12, 2006 5:01 PM

I am hoping someday to have mine reduced. Just get in the way.

Congrats on the weightloss! Go you!


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Monday, June 12, 2006 7:21 PM

I think Saffron's definitely more than a B... She's slight, but not that slight that a B would look this ample, I think...

Screencaps, for illustration:

(I'm a girl, if I obsess about this it's not dirty... err.. okay, so it's shallow, but whatever, hehehe.)

http://still-flying.net/images/trash/


http://still-flying.net/images/ourmrsreynolds/index.php?page=5

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Monday, June 12, 2006 8:04 PM

Let's look at this issue once more...



I'd have to say, from least to most, it would be...

1) River
2) Anara
3) Zoe
4) Kaylee
5) Saffron

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Monday, June 12, 2006 8:15 PM

I'd have to say Zoe. Kaylee's chest never looked too sizeable.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:22 PM

A better question might be who IS the biggest boob?

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 3:58 PM

Having met Summer, Jewel, Morena, and Christina in person, I can say with perfect assurance that Christina (Saffron) has the largest breasts of the four.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I can't make the Gina/Christina call from personal experience, unfortunately, but based on the evidence available I'd still give Christina the edge in that department.

Actually, though, my personal preferences run to the smaller-sized mammaries, so Christina's win is a loss in my book. But I suppose you can't know that.


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