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Sixteenth Floor: Oh-So-Sweet Hidey Peeps

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 5:38 PM

*shakes head*
Yes, this is going well. I can the fun of D*C opening up before us.
*might have to get more alcohol, And deffinately going to need a whip.*


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Thursday, April 6, 2006 5:51 PM

what that rule? a minute for every year of their life?

Right Seany, I'm not sure how old you are, but i'm guessing around twenty five, so out you go!

Sit on those steps there, 25 minute and think about what you've done!

*cracks whip*

(not really apropriate for small children, but I think Sean can handle it)


I had a whip once (think calm thoughts Jadehand)The president of our student union had a big thing for Indiana Jones, and turned up at a halloween party at my place in the full outfit, Hat whip bag et al. It looked great, someone asked where he got the whip from, as he'd never managed to complete his Indy props (yeah right the room thought) but he wouldn't tell, so we got him pissed as a rat, and it turned out that he'd got it from a sex shop, but not wanting to look like a total pervert, he'd gone in his full costume and even quote lines at the girl in the store so that she couldn't possibly think he was some s&m enthusiast lawyer.

Anyway, he forgot it. God knows where it is now.

I wish he'd left the hat instead.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 6:18 PM

HEY! No fair I'm 24!



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Thursday, April 6, 2006 6:47 PM

Well, then you can stay for 24 minutes on the naughty step. But, if you get off the step for any reason, you have to start all over.

And after 24 minutes, we want an apology and then you can run outside and play.

(I loved being a nanny.)

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 7:17 PM

I'm sowry Nanny Serenity, can I go and play now?



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Thursday, April 6, 2006 7:25 PM

Yes you may, and here's a kiss for being so very well behaved.



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Thursday, April 6, 2006 7:59 PM

You were a nanny?! Ahh, I learned some good diciplinarian skills when I was a nanny. (six years is WAAAY too long to be a nanny, though)

Wacky fun!

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 9:00 PM

ha ha ha! I was a nanny for over 6 years, too.

And it is too long, it messes with you. You start thinking you can discipline any child you see! And then you start telling 24 year olds to sit on the naughty step!

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 9:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
So, does that mean in Sept, we'll get to see The Real LMD?



It's very hard to say. For instance, what is real? Is anything real? What will my state of being be at that time? What will the love life be like? What will come of this news I just received? etc.

and ooh! kisses for bein well behaved?

/me starts his little angle routine

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 9:36 PM

Hehe! Citizen!
Nannying has its perks--I lived in Germany last summer while nannying. But, if anyone's ever read The Nanny Diaries they understand how a person could get sick of it.

Wacky fun!

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 9:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LightMeDark:
/me starts his little angle routine



Awww, isn't LightMeDark just the acutest little thing?



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Thursday, April 6, 2006 9:53 PM

lol, i win the idiot of the day award ;D

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 10:27 PM

Great! Just Great!
I leave for a little while and Seryn is Cracking a Whip (my thoughts are very calm and focused), Serenity is pulling Nanny duty and handing out kisses for good behavior, ( *wonders what he gets for bad behavior....looks at the whip) Mattie is talking about her good diciplinarian skills, And now there's a Naughty Step???
"you guys built a step...on account of me?"
And people wonder how I get these wonderful thoughts in my head...

Goes to his new home on the step, and waits to be punished.


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Thursday, April 6, 2006 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Yes you may, and here's a kiss for being so very well behaved.


I went and played but the bigger boy swept my legs and I landed on my hand and now I have an owie...
Quote:

Originally posted by JadeHand:
"you guys built a step...on account of me?"


No they built it on account of me cause I was a bad wil' boy so there



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Thursday, April 6, 2006 11:09 PM

not just for you sweetie. any of you guys get out of line and its the Step for you.

Any behaviour worse than that and... I'll let Serenity take that one.
Not particularly liking any of the children that I come into contact with (other than my niece and the children of friends that i've gotten to know), my idea of punishing them would probably lead to the need for theraphy as an adult.

I'n fact if the worst ever happens and I become a mother, my first saving fund that I open for them will be their payments for coulnselling and possibly admittance to a nice comfy friendly clean facility with padded walls.

I will make a terrible terrible parent.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 11:23 PM

Then you need to find a guy that would make a good parent to do all the work.

Obviously .



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Friday, April 7, 2006 1:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
I went and played but the bigger boy swept my legs and I landed on my hand and now I have an owie...



Oh, poor Seanny has an owie!

I'll have to pour some iodine over that. It'll only hurt for a bit!

JadeHand: you have to sit on the naughty step all by yourself. That is the punishment.

Not as much fun as you thought, eh?





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Friday, April 7, 2006 1:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:

Originally posted by LightMeDark:
/me starts his little angle routine



Awww, isn't LightMeDark just the acutest little thing?




Clever Dave!

And hi! Haven't seen you around in a while.

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Friday, April 7, 2006 1:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LightMeDark:

and ooh! kisses for bein well behaved?



I think, with the week you're having, you deserve kisses, regardless of how well behaved you're being.



My kisses have magical healing properties on bumped heads of two year olds, we'll have to see how they work on you!

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Friday, April 7, 2006 2:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Clever Dave!



On a good day I can manage clever.

Quote:

And hi! Haven't seen you around in a while.


That's because I haven't been around so much of late. Wish I could say it was because I was accomplishing something important but mostly I've just had my head lost in Civ 4.

David

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Friday, April 7, 2006 3:54 PM

How easy are the Civ games to pickup, been meaning to play them but they look hard...



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Friday, April 7, 2006 5:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
How easy are the Civ games to pickup, been meaning to play them but they look hard...



There is a learning curve involved. It's worth it in my opinion but expect a few false starts before you figure out how to make things work in your nation. I started with Civ 2 and I think it took a week before I eked out my first win and about a month till I finally groked it enough to routinely win. Civ 3 took a lot longer for some reason but Civ 4 was much easier to get up and running with and removed some of the tedium that had crept into civ 3 (while adding a little bit of it's own.) so if you're just starting out go with 4. (Or 2 but finding a copy and then getting that to run under xp can be a drag.)

Read the manual and start off with the tutorial then just play around a bit untill you get comfortable with the game. For the first few games go with the smaller maps (tiny or small - battle is just a bit too small) that'll speed play while you learn. Also choose Roosevelt as your leader, he's good at the city developement stuff and should make the game easier to play to begin with and more rewarding along the length of the game.

A word of warning unless you are running with a bit better than the recomended specs you will have performance issues out of the box. There is a patch available for that problem now so after you install go straight to the website for the download.





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Friday, April 7, 2006 5:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
I went and played but the bigger boy swept my legs and I landed on my hand and now I have an owie...



Oh, poor Seanny has an owie!

I'll have to pour some iodine over that. It'll only hurt for a bit!

JadeHand: you have to sit on the naughty step all by yourself. That is the punishment.

Not as much fun as you thought, eh?





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I've been sitting there by myself for a long time now. It's nice to have the company now on occassion. Oh and Ash!


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Friday, April 7, 2006 5:53 PM

Ooh, nice one!

And, if YOU'RE a good boy for the next, oh 7ish hours, you'll get a present!

Well, I'd give you your present, even if you weren't a good boy, but I thought I'd try to encourage you to behave just a wee bit.

you think I need more murk, I think you need a good inner scrubbing!



This day is going by sooo slowly!!!!!!

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Friday, April 7, 2006 9:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I think, with the week you're having, you deserve kisses, regardless of how well behaved you're being.



My kisses have magical healing properties on bumped heads of two year olds, we'll have to see how they work on you!



well, i'm much like a 2 year old, so perhaps there is hope

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Saturday, April 8, 2006 1:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
My kisses have magical healing properties on bumped heads of two year olds, we'll have to see how they work on you!





I slashed up my left hand at work yesterday at so any magic healing you got would be appreciated.

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, April 8, 2006 2:24 PM

aw, poor you! how did you manage that? (says the girl who maimed herself opening her filofax, but i just always assumed I had a talent) are you alright, is it a bad cut?


Or are you just saying that to get a kiss out of Serenity, which isn't a bad motive I suppose...

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
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Saturday, April 8, 2006 3:31 PM

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Originally posted by seryn:
aw, poor you! how did you manage that? (says the girl who maimed herself opening her filofax, but i just always assumed I had a talent) are you alright, is it a bad cut?


Or are you just saying that to get a kiss out of Serenity, which isn't a bad motive I suppose...

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Two parralel cuts into the muscle of the thumb, 15 sutures total. Not deep enough to hit the tendons. How it happened, trip and fall with a object in hand that cut upon contact. Am I all right? I can't give a objective answer to that one. It doesn't always hurt. As for trying to con CMS out of a kiss, well I'm a pirate, if I want something bad enough I just take it. No need for a con job.

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, April 8, 2006 7:21 PM

allright tough guy.

I hope it heals well.

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FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
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Sunday, April 9, 2006 4:48 AM






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Sunday, April 9, 2006 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
allright tough guy.

I hope it heals well.

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Me Too. My only real concern is infection and so far everything is good. It's annoying keeping clean. It reminds me of that Zen question, "what is the sound of one hand washing?" That and I'm on restricted duties at work, one hand only. It's like watching Doctor Strangelove. I keep catching myself using my left hand when I'm not supposed to. Things like telephones and such.
Point of clarification on my last post, you do realize I was joking right? I might be a pirate, sort of, but I can think things through, and what you can't con or take is friendship and I consider you folks to be, my friends. I want my friends to be happy, so I guess that leads up to the next question.

How was the Renn Faire?

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Sunday, April 9, 2006 12:56 PM

Oh yeah, we got the joke, no worries, well, I got the joke, and unless CMS has had a personality transplant i'm pretty sure she did too, all in good fun!

oh, and Take another look at JH's last post. Do you really need to ask how his weekend is going?

he hee.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
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Sunday, April 9, 2006 1:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
Oh yeah, we got the joke, no worries, well, I got the joke, and unless CMS has had a personality transplant i'm pretty sure she did too, all in good fun!

oh, and Take another look at JH's last post. Do you really need to ask how his weekend is going?

he hee.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!





No I really didn't need to ask. I know most of my friends well enough to know that they enjoy a Renn Faire whether they know it or not.
PM to you regarding the whole shuttle fiasco on Commerce and post on the Nook regarding pirate fashion and attitude.

Scorpion Regent

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Sunday, April 9, 2006 2:03 PM

yup, I just got it, sending the junk senders some junk right back. You are wicked. I have to try that!

As for the major bust up that little seryn and SR seem to be heading for (though i do need to check the latest on the tree) I have a few ideas on how we can resolve that one with minimum wedgies and chicken burns.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!

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Monday, April 10, 2006 2:27 PM

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Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:



I slashed up my left hand at work yesterday at so any magic healing you got would be appreciated.




Well, I'll do what I can.

and a bit of *magic breath*, too.


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Monday, April 10, 2006 3:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:

Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:



I slashed up my left hand at work yesterday at so any magic healing you got would be appreciated.




Well, I'll do what I can.

and a bit of *magic breath*, too.


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OOOH!... goose bumps.

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, April 10, 2006 4:00 PM

yes, goose bumps can be a side effect. Also, light-headedness and heart palpitations.

My es are powerful stuff.

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Monday, April 10, 2006 4:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
yes, goose bumps can be a side effect. Also, light-headedness and heart palpitations.

My es are powerful stuff.

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Makes me want to get a large jar of cloves and a bowl of fruit, after all my health insurance is current.

That reminds me, there wasn't anybody playing the cloven fruit game at the Renn Faire was there?

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, April 10, 2006 4:32 PM

Well, nobody offered ME any fruit *insert pouty icon here*.

But some strange man did come up and kiss my hand. He was kind of lecherous about it, too.


*remembrance*

What is your name?

Serenity.

No it isn't!



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Monday, April 10, 2006 6:41 PM

*remembers the Lech*

ah, good times had by all.... My cutlass is so perfect. Yay!

*Does a little dance, makes a little loll*

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 10:07 AM

*wishes he had a pet lech*



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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 10:04 PM

you know you can get them in any pet store. Find the puppies, find the girls cooing over the puppies, find the guys leering at the girls cooing at the puppies.

you could even get them a leash and feeding bowl right there.

Or you could go with the standard lurky person, any street corner, there they are.

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 11:11 PM

or a pet leech, or a pet tapeworm

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 12:53 PM

ewww. Pet tape worm!

I had a Pet Gordy once. He was a kid in my youth group that was so very well behaved and helpful and always at my elbow asking if there was something I could do, so I started calling him my Pet Gordy. Cute kid (he's probably grown up, married with kids now!)

JadeHand: I can't believe I missed the No Touching conversation in tag!!! *snerk*

(and just why did Cedric say "no touching indeed? Hmmmm? )

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 1:46 PM

oh, loosing things in translation again. Wassa Gordy? or was that the kids name and not a reference to something?

And whos Cedric and why was Jadehand touching him up?





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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 1:50 PM

Cedric is one of the Bedlam Bards, And it wasn't me. and I think the kids name was Gordy.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 2:07 PM

The kid's name was Gordy.

He was a good pet.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:24 PM

*wanders into the thread gasping, out of breath, red-faced, and tired*

Did y'all know the elevator's broken?

I stumbled across this thread by accident, and have read a good deal of the posts from the first floor up through this one...but I am not sure of the topic at the moment. Yes, I am a newbie (member since April 4, 2006), so I am not sure of the rules, etc. regarding this thread. If I am not supposed to be here, I will gladly disappear...but I need to rest for a moment; sixteen flights'll kill ya!

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:31 PM

Rules? There are rules?

Huh.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:39 PM

Umm...I assumed there were. Silly newbie, rules are for others!

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:40 PM

Current topic is pets.

I want a pet lech, a friend of mine used to have a pet alcoholic, so they tell me, Serenity used to have a pet Gordy.

Hello.

The only Rule is:
Ignore all the Rules.

We just like paradoxical causality loops, ya know.



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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:45 PM

Ok. I currently have three birds (two cockatoos and a conure parrot).
In the past, I have had an Emperor scorpion (named Fluffy ), ant lions, all sorts of fish, a few cats, and a few dogs. Never had a pet Gordy, though. Not sure I want one...

A pet leech would be fun. Not sure they would be the most exciting and active pet, however.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:58 PM

Quote:

A pet leech would be fun.

no no, a pet lech.

I've got a Californian Corn Snake. A fat Californian Corn Snake, who right now decided to go exploring his vivarian. Do you think him and your birds can be friends?

Personally I think fluffy is a great name for a Scorpion, better than my imaginative name for my Snake, whos Rust coloured, so I called him Rusty.

Also, aren't Ant Lions them creatures from Half-Life 2?



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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:23 PM

I have a pet cat called Shut-up!

no actually, thats not her name. What is her name? er,


It's not bitch, and its not...

yeah, I remember, it's Fey.

I doesn't matter to much, she's going to be a hat soon if she keeps this routine up much longer.
I've been in the house with her for the past week straight, no respite from the constant unstoppable whiny, grating, teeth grinding miowing. It could drive a saint.

All together now 'we've got cabin fever, no ifs ands or buts, we're disoriented, and demented, and a little nuts...'

aw hell, why not...

'oiiiiiiiiiiii was sailing under a tropic moon, and dreaming of a blue lagoon, now I'm as crazy as a looon.....'

oh yes, the Night Nurse came out again. But don't worry, I ain't gunna start wailing about the Mountie again.




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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tristan:
Did y'all know the elevator's broken?



/me grins in a most evil manner

Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
Also, aren't Ant Lions them creatures from Half-Life 2?



yeah O.O

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
'oiiiiiiiiiiii was sailing under a tropic moon, and dreaming of a blue lagoon, now I'm as crazy as a looon.....'


Do you want to do the Loony Cokey?



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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:43 PM

is that like the okey cokey?

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:46 PM

Similar, I wrote it for PirateNews.



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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:49 PM

okay, so how does it go?

you put which leg in? left or right?

and then you take it out again?

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:50 PM

You put your Nazi's in, take your sanity out,
In out, in out you shake it all about,
You do the Loony Cokey and you dribble on the ground,
That's what it's all about!

Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!
Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!
Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!

Brain bent, credubillity stetched
Blah blah blah!

You put your Commies in, take your sanity out,
In out, in out you shake it all about,
You do the Loony Cokey and you dribble on the ground,
That's what it's all about!

Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!
Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!
Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!

Brain bent, credubillity stetched
Blah blah blah!

You put your Jews in, take your sanity out,
In out, in out you shake it all about,
You do the Loony Cokey and you dribble on the ground,
That's what it's all about!

Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!
Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!
Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!

Brain bent, credubillity stetched
Blah blah blah!

You put your Aliens in, take your sanity out,
In out, in out you shake it all about,
You do the Loony Cokey and you dribble on the ground,
That's what it's all about!

Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!
Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!
Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!

Brain bent, credubillity stetched
Blah blah blah!

Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!
Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!
Whoa-o the Loony Cokey!

Brain bent, credubillity stetched
Blah blah blah!



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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:54 PM

so that wasn't quite the version i remember being forced to do at family parties.

you gotta new version of Superman there?

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:04 PM

Superman?



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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:08 PM

yeah, that feckin awful one wher have to pretend to wash the car or shake coconuts or walk the goat or something.

I convinced it was the first and only reason I ever tried weed, seeing as when I was outside hiding from the dire music so were all the waiters and their larger disposable incomes.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:12 PM

Who wrote it?



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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:25 PM

oh gods, I don't know. The infinte number of monkeys?

the sight of a lot of people that you have to admit you are related to stood in the middle of the dancefloor, grinning like goons and dancing under the direction of a drug addled dj who makes them robotically mime everything from putting the washing on to agravating trees and everyso often yelling superman and doing the one fist in the air pose. I never really made a point of going to find the album sleeve.

Probably the same people who did Agadoo doo doo.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:27 PM

Can you remember any of the lyrics?



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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:40 PM

goodness, I hope not. I HATE those dances. They always drag them out at weddings and all your relatives make you go do them and then TAKE PICTURES. Evil relatives.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:51 PM

*Welcomes the new guy. Listens to Seryn talk about shaking coconuts. Shrugs. Goes to the Bar for a frosty pint of Cider.*

So, how's everyone been? I love the 'Fluffy' name for a Scorpion. I had a White French Poodle when I was a Child, We named him 'Pepper', Before that there was a cat named 'Cleo'. Currently no pets.


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Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:15 AM

Oh yeah, so, I forgot to say, welcome Tristan, Fluffy is a fabulously contrary name for a large deadly predatory insect.

If you post about a bit and mention your newness in general discussions, Followmal hands out nice free Browncoats. I never got one *sniff* but the sound cool.


and as for lyrics, they didn't really warrent the term 'lyrics' it was more like a series of instructions interspersed with a cry of 'Superman!'over this teeth grindingly jaunty tune that was only about 10 seconds long but repeated endlessly (until the DJ collapsed or was set up by a gang of uptight teens and dragged from the stage and treated to a lightnig tour or Medieval English torture practices*) it i'd go something like (and this is not verbatim**)-

'wash the car... bake a cake... cock a leg... piss on grandma... superman!' and you had to do actions (wash the car was invariably the 'wax on wax off' motion from Karate Kid, bake a cake was mixing something in a bowl***)

*sadly, this only ever hapend in the imagination of said teens
**if thats even the right word
***or if you were a 6 year old boy who been slipped some whiskey by great uncle sid, you would pretend to fling cake mix at the nearest other six year old, then proceed to maim them with every Power Rangers move you can remember because they got cake mix in you eye when you only threw it at their jumper.


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Thursday, April 13, 2006 8:35 AM

I have no idea I'm afraid, I'll try and see what I can do though.

'splash the guts... bake a child... chew a leg... eat grandma... Reaver-man!'

'whitewash the truth... bake a city... cockup an invasion... piss on civil rights... Labour-man!'

And yes its the right word, verbatim means word for word/exhaustive I think its Latin.



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Thursday, April 13, 2006 8:40 AM

I like where that one is going. Tee hee.

I had a bright idea, i'm going to track it down and see if anyone has dedicated a site to bad party 'songs' and see if they've got the lyrics. may be back later.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:54 PM

Oh, lech...I get it now! Yeah, that could be fun.

Um, no, I don't think it would be a good idea to try to see if the birds and snake could make nice...the conure has a hard time making nice with other birds and humans; I am sure she would not like to make the acquaintance of the inside of a snake.

Fluffy was a wonderful pet, and was named because of the numerous small sensor hairs all over her body.
Never played Half Life 2, so I wouldn't know...but THESE any lions ony grew about an inch to an inch and a half long and lived at the bottom of cones they built in sand. Also not a very exciting pet (except at feeding time!)

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 1:12 PM

I had guinea pigs!

Okay, that's not exciting, either, but I felt I needed to contribute to the conversation.

Hey, everybody remember Olander, the Orca? I do hope he's happy in his new home. Isn't being chewed on by the family dog or dragged around by his tail fin through the mud.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 1:18 PM

Tristen:

Half life 2 Ant Lions live under the sand with cones and the like, and could sense people walking on the sand so you had to build bridges and such. They were probably Mahusive versions of the real thing, didn't know there was an actual creature called an Ant Lion, I thought they were trying to make up a clever name.

Seryn:
Floor 17: Bad FireFly Party songs...
...or How I learned to stop worrying and love my ear plugs.



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Thursday, April 13, 2006 1:22 PM

Thank you Seryn, FollowMal issued my browncoat the first or second day I was here.

Bad songs that everyone has to dance to...I was a camp counselor once (once!) for 6-10 year olds. We had a song called "Let me see your..." fill in the blank. It went like:

Let me see your Superman!
-What's that you say?
I said let me see your Superman!
-What's that you say?
I said Ooh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ooh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ooh Ahh Ahh Ahh...(strike a pose) I'm Superman!

On and on ad nauseum. My favorite was Batman. Rather than all the Ooh's and Aah's you just stood there for a moment with your arms crossed and then said "I'm Batman" in a low voice.
Kids loved it, but it drove us counselors batty...until, of course, we got to play it without the kids in the room. Then it got...interesting.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 1:27 PM

Citizen-yes, that is exactly what ant lions are. They hide under the sand at the bottom of the cones and can feel the vibrations of anything walking near the cone. If whatever it is does not fall all the way down to the ant lion, they toss bits of sand at it until they can grab ahold of it and drag it under the sand.
Now I'm going to have to check out Half Life 2 to see the ant lions!

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 1:49 PM

the ant lions in half life two more closely resemble the bugs from Starship Troopers. they leap up out of the sand, fly over, and attack. You can eventually kill a 'queen' and take a pheramone sac, which allows you to control and direct the ant lions for a seige on an old prison.
Fun game. I loved the grav-gun.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 2:05 PM

When I was a camp counselor we played no such game...


...we did go skinny dipping in the lake at midnight on our days off.


I would like to draw and quarter the person that wrote The Chicken Dance.





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Thursday, April 13, 2006 2:15 PM

Well, this was a Christian camp (I discovered that to my horror only after being there a few days) that I was sort of dragged to the summer I graduated high school. A friend asked me what I was doing the first week of summer, and my response was "oh, nothing"...she asked if I wanted to be a counselor up in the mountains of Alabama, and I said "sure"...it was fun, though. No skinny-dipping, however...

I second the drawing and quartering. I've got the axe and pitch if you've got the rope and horses.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 2:23 PM

Heh, you can't hide behind "Christian Camp" I've been around enough to know those are the worst ones. Examples:

1) Couple found in bushes doing 'it'
2) Couple found behind cabin doing the Clinton special.
3) Counselors cussing and smoking when they thought campers weren't around.
4) That Eagle Scout guy showing his 'arrow' to all the swooning girls.

And of course, my first tongue kiss was at Christian camp.

I am willing to believe this is just an Oklahoma thing since we are the home of 'Do as I say, not as I do' Christianity. The scandals! Oh my! They'd make Jade blush.




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Thursday, April 13, 2006 2:29 PM

I knew I should've gone back to camp after I grew up. I was way to young when I went.
* Has plenty of rope for the drawing and quartering.
* Wants to hear these stories at some point.


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Thursday, April 13, 2006 2:31 PM

Well, considering this camp exists in the state that is the belt buckle of the bible belt, none of those things happened...or if they did, I missed them!
*mumble, mumble, never in the right place at the right time, mumble, mumble*

Never really got into trouble of that type until college...I was a Drama major (at first; eventually got a Psych degree so I could figure out my friends) and that is a group that knows the better things in life! Bacchus was so much easier to follow!
The thing I liked about the camp was the quiet and the proximity to the forest. I know that may come across as weird, but I have always loved the woods; just don't have as much time anymore to enjoy them.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 2:49 PM

You think Christian camps are bad? Try going to a Christian College!

I love the woods, too. I find I can think so much clearer in the woods.

I already posted the inane ravioli song for you all. That was a camp favourite. We didn't do that Superman song, but there was one, Boom chicka boom, that would be repeated indefinitely.

The leader, usually me, would go:

I said A Boom Chicka Boom

and then everyone would repeat:

I said A Boom Chicka Boom

I said a Boom chicka boom! (repeat)

I said a boom chicka locka chicka locka chicka boom (repeat)

alright (repeat)

uh huh (you get the idea)

one more time (r)

____ style!

you'd pick a style: Baby style, cowboy style, girly style, sexy style and then you'd repeat it in that kind of a voice and it would just go on and on and on. 8 year old girls LOVE doing that.


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Thursday, April 13, 2006 2:56 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Not Boom a Chick a Boom!

I guess it's better than Princess Pat or Titanic.

I went to summer camp every year....the Christian one just the once...I loved it. It's the same camp I worked at when I was a college student. Loved that place. actually, groups can rent the camp grounds during off season. It's lovely. The lake, the docks, the cabins, the lodge, the pool, the trails...we should have a shindig weekend there.





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Thursday, April 13, 2006 3:04 PM

Sounds like a wonderful place...where is it?
A shindig would be cool, but does it have a floating chandelier?

Serenity, I agree. Thoughts come clearer without all the concrete and glass around cluttering up the sky.

Boom chicka...thought I had that one purged from my mind...thanks for putting it back in there, Serenity!

*boom chicka-NO!*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 4:52 PM

I spent one summer in a camp, it was in Albany new york and it was where all the upper class long islanders sent their little princess to keep them away from boys for the summer.

Bits were fun, bits were not, but thats about all I can remember, I purged the rest.

And before anyone else feels the need to mention intensly irritating songs that we all wish we'd never heard -

I have a wet tea towel and i'm not afraid to use it.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 4:58 PM

I have heard of camps like those...I was lucky enough to be able to go to a computer camp up in the mountains of Arizona for two summers. Here's one for you; the computers we used were TRS-80's! Anyone else remember those?


Oh, I've got one!
"99 bottles of beer on the wall!"

*covers his head and runs to the corner to flee the dreaded wet tea towel*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 6:53 PM

*remembers TSR-80s and the apple IIe.*

I did get to visit camp grounds later in the SCA, now that was some skinny dippin'. I'm up for some shindiggery. I'll bring the presidential alcohol cabinet....and no swim trunks.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 7:09 PM

SCA *shudders* I was a heavy weapons fighter in that society for awhile, until I realized it was a bunch of rednecks with axe handles wearing carpets, pickle barrel armor, and combat boots...but, yes, the events approached Vallhallian standards (fight and die all day, drink all night, do it all again the next day). My persona was Irish, and I wore a kilt, so I was always a strong breeze away from the nakedness. It was also while with that group that I discovered warrior-women; I totally concur with Wash on that point!

I'll bring the trollbuchet.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 7:43 PM

Ahhh! Princess Pat! And her dang stick! What was UP with the stick?

I once did father/daughter weekends at a boys camp called....wait for it...Haycock.

yes.

Once a year, they had a weekend where they brought girls and their dads and tried to get them interested in all the stuff the boys did all summer. And then they begged all the female friends and girlfriends of all the guy counsellors to come work. So, being a girlfriend, I got suckered.

Try to imagine all these little girls running around MAD while their dads stand around Agog, having no clue how to discipline them or engage them in activities they aren't interested in.

And then, imagine me trying to pretend like shooting sling shots and rifles was SO VERY COOL!! and getting 8 year old Disney Princess fans to try it. Yeah, right.

And then, now, imagine me trying to reign in one wild child, who thought it would be fun to run and tackle me, and me landing in a big mud puddle (because it was cold and rainy all weekend)while her dad stood idly by, doing nothing. And now, please imagine my joy at having to spend the rest of the weekend in a damp and muddy sweatshirt.

*sigh* Girl Scout camp was MUCH better than that.



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Thursday, April 13, 2006 8:35 PM

Well, I was never into the heavy fighting. We had a talented fencer who was try to train us all, but I mostly went to hang out with friends and the nighttime drinking, gypsies dancing around the fires, and the night time swimming.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 8:48 PM

I got out before the fencing became popular, and they had all the rules banged out, but I was a fencer outside the SCA...kinda. I had a group of friends who were more into the live steel fighting, so we used minimal protection and used the No.5 fencing blades. We slowly graduated to Starfires, during which time I began choreographing smaller sword fights (for the University's Madrigal Dinner). This eventually led to choreographing and directing an act for a local Ren Faire, which led to the unofficial creation (with another friend and the Drama department's costumer) of a Ren Faire production company. Between the three of us, we were able to do everything from the writing to the fighting...and had several shows in our "repetoire". It was fun while it lasted (about five years), but two of us went our separate ways in the real world.
We never partied like at SCA events, but we did have our fun. The few we actually camped out at, yeah, there were some incidents, and they did involve belly dancing...it sucks getting old!

Holding until you get back , Captain.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 9:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wildigstart:
I am willing to believe this is just an Oklahoma thing since we are the home of 'Do as I say, not as I do' Christianity. The scandals! Oh my! They'd make Jade blush.



Oklahoma.....did you move?

ps - you just made me miss oklahoma :(

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Friday, April 14, 2006 5:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:

...and as for lyrics, they didn't really warrent the term 'lyrics' it was more like a series of instructions interspersed with a cry of 'Superman!'over this teeth grindingly jaunty tune that was only about 10 seconds long but repeated endlessly



Or, worse yet, is played at your birthday by your father who insists on leading all the actions to a group of distinctly underwhelmed children who all blame you.

*shudders*

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