Firefly Quote Game
POSTED BY: Steamer
UPDATED: Friday, May 12, 2006 16:02
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"I'm a thinkin' you're one of them independants."
If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.
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"Okay. What's your game? "
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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
http://walkerboh.deviantart.com/
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"I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just not coming."
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"Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!"
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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
http://walkerboh.deviantart.com/
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We can't die bendis, you know why? Because we are too pretty.
They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are.
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I like this ship. Serenity. She's good looking.
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you spin me about
"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
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I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again.
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"Well, I say as a rule that girlfolk ain't to be trusted."
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That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
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"Don't figure the percentage in that."
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Ten percent of nothin' is — let me do the math here — [makes scribbling motions in the air] nothin' into nothin', carry the…
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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
http://walkerboh.deviantart.com/
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How did your brain even learn human speech? I just get so curious!
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I'll be in my bunk!
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"Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out..."
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Forty percent! My muscular buttocks is forty percent!
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"Okay. Zoe, I'm paying you too much."
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At last, we can retire from this life of crime.
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Now when does that get fun?
At last.
We can retire and give up
this life of crime.
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"We'll freeze to death first. "
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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
http://walkerboh.deviantart.com/
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"Captain will come up with a plan."
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"Yeah, he might come back and hug us in the act."
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"I'd take that as a kindness."
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"Well, then this is a day I'll feel good to be me."
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"I think I might cry."
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If anything happens to your sister, anything at all, I will be very... very... choked up. Seriously, there could be tears.
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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.
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No, you can't do this, I have a condition!
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"If I want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor."
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Yeah... He's my hero.
=================================================================
Jonathan M.A.Ghaffar: a "Firefly"/Serenity-lovin' semi-muscular man with...
Simon's brain (top 90% of class) & vest, Jayne's caustic & hi-larious razor wit,
Wash's amiable nature, Mal's sense of honor, and Book's devotion to belief!=================================================================
MAGhaffar@wayoftheseekers.com
http://www.WAYoftheSEEKERS.com
http://www.TombofJesus.com
http://www.alislam.org
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"So… you guys have met."
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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
http://walkerboh.deviantart.com/
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Didn't she shoot you once?
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"Honestly, my thinking hadn't gotten that far."
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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
http://walkerboh.deviantart.com/
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Then I guess you best shoot me now...
Or we could talk more.
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this must be what going mad feels like
"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
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Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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How does that work exactly?
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As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back.
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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Hey, I didn't fight in no war...
Best of luck, tho...
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War's long done. We's just folk now.
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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.
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tell that to inara
"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
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"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?"
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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
http://walkerboh.deviantart.com/
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Wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave, so she melted. Melted away.
Bendas
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"Well, that's good. Right?"
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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
http://walkerboh.deviantart.com/
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"Always is."
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I look out for me and mine... that don't include you 'less I conjure it does.
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"Are you always this sentimental?"
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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
http://walkerboh.deviantart.com/
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"His story did kind of have an odor to it..."
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[sniff, sniff]
"Smells like crotch."
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Would be you'd get your most poetical about your pecker.
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Whaaaa?? No I Don't!
[pause]...
[then... three sets of gunfire]
[BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM]
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[SPLAT!]
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No, now wait a minute, that was the torture talking! Remember, the torture?
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Sadistic crap legitimized by florid prose...
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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.
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Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.
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But I like to hear you say it
Bendas
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If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak.
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Your such a boob
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"Awwww Its GROTESQUE!!! Oh look and there's something in a jar."
If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.
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"It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think."
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I threw up on your bed
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"Thank you. That was very restorative."
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he drinks the best whisky in the house!
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"I'm embarrassing? Who's the dupe on the floor?"
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"He doesn't get the job done. My wife's nefew, I am getting earful at dinner tonight, but there is no avoiding that."
If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.
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An I was gonna get me an ear, too!
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"Butcher's knife!"
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"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness."
=================================================================
Jonathan M.A.Ghaffar: a "Firefly"/Serenity-lovin' semi-muscular man with...
Simon's brain (top 90% of class) & vest, Jayne's caustic & hi-larious razor wit,
Wash's amiable nature, Mal's sense of honor, and Book's devotion to belief!=================================================================
MAGhaffar@wayoftheseekers.com
http://www.WAYoftheSEEKERS.com
http://www.TombofJesus.com
http://www.alislam.org
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I would be there now if not for you
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"Can't miss a place you've never been."
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to much fooferaw
I am NUT and I go from
to
in 10 seconds flat 
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More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues.
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How about I keep out of your whoring, and you keep out of my thieving?
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Sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES
don't yah think?
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I can kill you with my brain.
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20 conversions and counting!!!
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faster, faster ,faster would be better
I am NUT and I go from
to
in 10 seconds flat 
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You want me to go for full burn?
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here's somthin' you can't do
I am NUT and I go from
to
in 10 seconds flat 
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I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?
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The beard!! you shaved off your soup catcher!
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The beard! You shaved off your soup catcher!
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Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.
[PS: My first attempt at this game so, please, forgive me if it is lame or something... :)]
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Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
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Ill be in my bunk
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What's wrong with your bunk?!!
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She's done something to it. Smells funny.
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Smells like crotch.
(too easy! ;) )
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"I’m trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It’s just not coming.”
"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
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It's goin' on a year now, and I ain't had nuthin' twixt my
nethers weren't run on batteries.
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do we care, are we caring about that?
nothing from me
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ok, everybody not talking about sex, in here. everybody else, elsewhere!
"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
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So me and mine gotta lay down and die so you can live in your better world?
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"Anything else you want on your tombstone, you piece of crap?"
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You know, I'm starting to like this poetry idea.
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Hell with that! I'm gonna live!
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Do you really think any of us are going to get through this?
it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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You gonna read over me when I'm taken down, Shepherd?
Bendas
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We're starting a book club? You trying to torture me?
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Nooo - no! This is not a subject I'm keen on discussing!
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Yeah, 'cos sick people are high-larious
MAL
"Nice shot."
JAYNE
(slurred)
"I was aiming for his head"
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Is that the direction you want this conversation to go in?
it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Look, I ain't got no rudder. Wind blows northerly, I go north.
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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.
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Serenity's east of us. Nestled in the lowlands.
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