THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #30-Go play with your rainstick!

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Monday, April 17, 2006 21:11
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 5:31 AM

Without Much Ado (about Nothing), welcome to Round 30!!

Round 29 was a tough one, but only one can come out on top, and last week's (FIRST-TIME) winner is...

STICK!

"The irony is his other hat is a kevlar helmet."

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Congratulations!

Now, we venture further out into the black; continuing to Round 30:

This week featuring....

KAYLEE(thinking):"Oh jeez, don't look down, keep eye contact..."

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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 5:57 AM

Morena: I forgot my line!
Jewel: Summerrrrrrr!

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 6:09 AM

Inara - "Now, when you get Simon Really Really drunk, you come at him like this. It works every time, I promise."

If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.

SINGATE

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 6:19 AM

A new tagline is born. Serenity, the finest girl on girl action in the verse.

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 7:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Without Much Ado (about Nothing), welcome to Round 30!!

Round 29 was a tough one, but only one can come out on top, and last week's (FIRST-TIME) winner is...

STICK!

"The irony is his other hat is a kevlar helmet."

/\/\/\/\/\

Congratulations!

Now, we venture further out into the black; continuing to Round 30:

This week featuring....

KAYLEE(thinking):"Oh jeez, don't look down, keep eye contact..."

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

Inara (ranting): Look at me! How can that man possibly ignore this?!? I mean, really!

Kaylee: Uh....uh....I think I forgot to do something in my bunk...(rushes off).

Inara: Yep...still got it! (smirks)

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 7:23 AM

Inara: Jayne may be in his bunk, but Mal's about to stomp in here asking about space monkeys...
Kaylee: Chitter jabber chitter squeeeeak!

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

STDOUBT

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 9:06 AM

Morena: (whispering) Jewel, remember how we were
gonna freak out the cameraman?

JUGGLESGEESE

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 1:06 PM

Inara- Kaylee, I think you have something in your teeth.
Kaylee- Where?

TRISTAN

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 1:12 PM

Sorry, this is the first thing that popped into my mind:

Inara: This one time, at Companion camp..."

Holding until you get back, Captain.

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 1:30 PM

Inara: "No, sweetie. I don't have any batteries in my shuttle at the moment. Why do you ask?"

Desktop Hippie: at one with the 'verse

RYCE

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 7:21 PM

Inara: Here, you have some schmutz on your face, let me get that

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

THESOAPBOXER

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 7:27 PM

Inara: Now Kaylee, what did I tell you about betraying me?
*Snaps Kaylee's neck*

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?
~Joss Whedon

DANIELFYRE

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 8:32 PM

Jayne ::walks in:: (0S) - Whoa...I've definately been going to the wrong bunk.

OR

River's head peeks from above. Just as Inara is about to kiss Kaylee she screams "BULLET TO THE BRAINPAN SQUISH!"

-Dan

Ain't that just shiny?

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 8:48 PM

Inara: You'll tell me what I want to know and I'll kill you.
Kaylee: You mean "OR"?
Inara: What?
Kaylee: Tell you what you want to know OR You'll kill me, right?
Inara: Uh, sure...that's what I meant...

BWAH!
TCM

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DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 8:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Audience: FAN SERVICE.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

RHYIANAN

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 12:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:

Inara: "No, sweetie. I don't have any batteries in my shuttle at the moment. Why do you ask?"

Absolutely hilarious

THESOAPBOXER

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 1:50 AM

Kaylee: Inara, why are you looking at my throat like that?

Inara: Oh, no reason. By the way, remind me to tell you about the guy I just met. His name's Angelus.

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?
~Joss Whedon

RYCE

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 3:58 AM

Inara: Trust me, this new haircut is going to look great!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 6:22 AM

DTH wrote:
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Inara: "No, sweetie. I don't have any batteries in my shuttle at the moment. Why do you ask?"
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OMG

Mal (OS, entering): I can't know this!!!!

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

TOWELIE

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 1:48 PM

Best Ventriloquist act in the 'verse

Men of Honour - No...No it's not...

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 2:03 PM

Inara (in a mesmerizing voice): Looook...look into my cleavage...

OR

Inara: Do these look real to you?

OR

Inara: Lesson one in Companioning...NEVER use Companion as a verb.

OR

Kaylee: *snort* You farted!
Inara: And if you ever tell, Mal, I'll...
Mal(OS): Tell me what?

BWAH!
TCM

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PENGUIN

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 2:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Sorry, this is the first thing that popped into my mind:

Inara: This one time, at Companion camp..."

Holding until you get back, Captain.

FITZ

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 3:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thesoapboxer:

Inara: I vont to suck your blood...

Continuing...

Inara: oh come on you guys never knew? The rich red velvet, the devilish black satin, my lushious flowing dresses, the fact that i look about 30 years yonger then my history says i should be? Come on, you knew Joss had to put vampires in somewhere!

Men of Honour - coming soon to a Blue Sun Room near you...

FITZ

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 3:19 PM

Inara: finally years after Mars attacks i actually manage to do it. I have put kaylees head on... *camera zooms out*

A DOGS BODY!!!

Kaylee: Inara Tell me im pretty

Inara: Your pretty. , Pretty Hideous!

Men of Honour - coming soon to a Blue Sun Room near you...

SICKDUDE

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 4:45 PM

Kaylee: Don't worry about it. You just get the guys to bring back my body, and Simon'll sew my head on in no time. Good as new!

"It's a cow."

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:10 AM

Inara: Uh, Kaylee, you had this on wrong...

bun
-- Simon wore my space-suit --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

CHOLLETT

Thursday, April 13, 2006 6:59 AM

Morena: "NOW do you get how i felt having to do the scene 3 times?"

OR

Inara: "You should do that more often."
Kaylee: "Do what?"
Inara: "Smile."
Mal (OS): *Picks his jaw off the floor* "She doesn't do that enough already?????"

OR

Inara: "You have the most beautiful eyes..."
Mal/Simon/Jayne (OS, behind curtain): *FLOORED*

OR

Inara: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

ZOOT

Thursday, April 13, 2006 7:15 AM

Quote:
Inara: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

Absolutely hi-larious!!!

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

LEIGHKOHL

Thursday, April 13, 2006 7:54 AM

FIREFLY GIRLS GONE WIlD:
Kaylee:I'm so drunk!
Inara:Me too!
Kaylee:Are you sure you wanna?
Inara:Yeah! They are totally giving us t-shirts for this!

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Thursday, April 13, 2006 8:41 AM

Inara (aligning head correctly): There....almost ready (smiles).

Mal (OS, stunned): Uh....'Nara....what the name of holy hell are you doing?

Inara: BWAH! Mal! Uh....(standing in front Mal)...haven't I told you to knock?

Mal (peering around Inara): Ambassador, why is there a gorram Lovebot in your shuttle? Better yet...why in the gorram Hell does it look like my mechanic!?!

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

SAB39

Thursday, April 13, 2006 1:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sickdude:
Kaylee: Don't worry about it. You just get the guys to bring back my body, and Simon'll sew my head on in no time. Good as new!

This is fantastic. Sounds just like something she'd say!

(as for me... I'm uh... too busy in my bunk to come up with any captions for this one ;) )

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, April 14, 2006 4:31 AM

INARA:"So i slipped one of them into his drink, he should be here any time now..."

KAYLEE:"Isn't Viagra a bit much? I mean, we all know he already likes you."

OR

INARA:"Now here's the best time to steal batteries from Mal's room..."

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, April 15, 2006 1:29 AM

Bumpage!

(Voting will begin in around 24 hours!)

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, April 15, 2006 1:49 AM

Kaylee: How drunk was I last night?
Inara: I dunno. I passed out.
Jayne (OS): Hey, Mal, aren't those *our* lines?

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

RYCE

Saturday, April 15, 2006 2:09 AM

Inara: You wear this dress, wash your face a bit, and Simon'll be with you 'til the day you die.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, April 15, 2006 11:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

A snapshot from a dream ReaverInA1985Riviera had last night.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

RYCE

Sunday, April 16, 2006 4:11 AM

Inara: You have such lovely skin
Kaylee: I'll be in Inara's bunk

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, April 16, 2006 7:23 AM

INARA:"So, my first client, i didn't know i could choose, so he had a face like this..."

KAYLEE:"You know, i swear i saw a cat like that once, but Kitty Fantastico had an accident later that week. I don't like to talk about it...."

(Alright, I fibbed. Voting will be up later, just not now. Can't pick funny on a tired mind...)

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, April 16, 2006 7:40 PM

VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=978295&sparkKey=19ba35f
e8551a9a6b02771dbf9ec6608b0

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Monday, April 17, 2006 9:11 PM

Bumpage for voting!

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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