RE: RE:

POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Tuesday, July 4, 2006 18:51
VIEWED: 9429
PAGE 1 of 2

1 2 NEXT PAGE LAST PAGE

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 7:18 PM (P)

CITIZEN

Monday, April 17, 2006 7:46 PM (P)

Muwhahahaha!

As I have foreseen! A new blank thread is upon us! Muwhahaha!

NOTHING IS OFF TOPIC HERE!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 7:48 PM (P)

Hmm. Not quite what I intended, but at least we have another playground now. The more posts we get on a blank thread, the more people will show up to find out why it's so popular!

Thanks for the advice, Citizen.

Holding until you get back , Captain.

CITIZEN

Monday, April 17, 2006 7:57 PM (P)

Oh it has happened before.

*Plants flag*
I claim this topic less thread in the name of Team Random!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 7:59 PM (P)

Ah, a flag! Well, it's your country now.

Holding until you get back , Captain.

CITIZEN

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:01 PM (P)

Randomites have annexed this thread and shall randomise it as they see fit!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

MYSTRE

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:10 PM (P)

Is there a thread here?

CITIZEN

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:11 PM (P)

This thread is anexed by Team Random.

Show me your papers!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:11 PM (P)

Um, sort of. I double-posted a thread, and tried to delete it; ended up with a blank thread that Citizen has claimed in the name of randomness...

Holding until you get back , Captain.

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:19 PM (P)

We don' need no steenkin' papers!

bun
-- bastards papered my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

CITIZEN

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:21 PM (P)

Zen your name goez in zee book.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:23 PM (P)

Zee book? Zee book sounds bad...kinda permanent-like...not sure I'd want to mess with that kind of scary.

Just me talkin', of course.

Holding until you get back , Captain.

MYSTRE

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:27 PM (P)

You might want to have that looked at before it festers...

AZHEA

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:34 PM (P)

You do that, you best make piece with your dear and fluffy lord

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:46 PM (P)

Team Random Thread Inspector here!

Yes, this thread is quite nearly random enough.

Well done Citizen!

Keep up the good work.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

DAYVE

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:53 PM (P)

a white flag with three blue dots and a squiggily yellow line..? or the orange one?

CITIZEN

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:53 PM (P)

Thank you Ma'am!

You heard her you 'orrible lot! Front and centre!

You may randomise at EASE!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

DAYVE

Monday, April 17, 2006 8:55 PM (P)

the parking tickets were just like flags, stuck on my window screen.....

SERYN

Monday, April 17, 2006 9:04 PM (P)

I need no papers.

I am a wombat.

*dances*

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 9:35 PM (P)

So...does that make you a non-registered wombat?

Holding until you get back , Captain.

SERYN

Monday, April 17, 2006 9:39 PM (P)

Wraaaaaaaaoooooooooooochitterchitterchittersqueek.

Yeah, I suppose it does.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, April 17, 2006 9:43 PM (P)

Zee book?
That are mighty paper-y.
Used to be a brand of paper towels here in the colonies.
Might still be, but I've fallen hopelessly for the Brawny man.

bun
-- bastards wiped my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 9:45 PM (P)

Well. Good. That's settled!

Seeing as this is the randomness thread, I shall be random.

Seryn, I also notice you like Kate Bush. I do not see many like you, let alone many people who know who she is.

Holding until you get back , Captain.

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 9:54 PM (P)

I do not remember a brand of paper towels named Zee book...but, by colonies, are you referring to the US or others...those Brits had lots of colonies
"The sun does not set on the British Empire" (or something close to that...)

Holding until you get back , Captain.

13

Monday, April 17, 2006 9:59 PM (P)

Personally, I'm a Loyalist, so...you colonists gonna "tar and feather me?" Huh? HUH!?

Ahem.

GO FLAMES GO!

I think a little chaos is in order.

SERYN

Monday, April 17, 2006 10:13 PM (P)

Oh I luvs Kate!

*drews deep breath....*

*decides against bursting the ear drums of all around with a rendition of The Sensual World*

Have you heared her new album? I found a site that let you listen to the first 50 or so seconds of each track, but haven't mamaged to listen to all of it, some track sound absolutely stunning, but theres also a lot of strange shenanigans with Rolf Harris.

Oh, no, I can't stop myself... Wuthering Heights it is...

*lock self in sound proof room and starts singing*

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 10:16 PM (P)

No, I have not heard anything new of hers...did not know she was releasing anything! Would you be so kind as to point me inthe direction of the site?

Wuthering Heights...original or re-vocaled? I personally like the original.

Good to know there is another fanatic out there!

Holding until you get back , Captain.

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, April 17, 2006 10:18 PM (P)

Not doing well in the clarity department here this day, I can see.
Citizen was going to put me in zee book.

Paper towels were just plain "Zee."

There's another called Bounty, but I mutinied.

Colony here actually used to belong to Spain. I refer to the Wet Coast of US. "s" deliberately omitted. Should call it the Web Coast.

Snurfle snurfle snurfle

bun
-- please don't rain on my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

CITIZEN

Monday, April 17, 2006 10:25 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
"The sun does not set on the British Empire" (or something close to that...)

No, It kinda comes crashing down in a big steaming mess...

Quote:
Originally posterised by FloralBunnies:
Citizen was going to put me in zee book.

Don't tell him your name Pike!

I wish Americans had Dad's Army, and Allo Allo, they miss so much, we should pity them.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

SERYN

Monday, April 17, 2006 10:27 PM (P)

even better, two tracks, but in full!

well, i'll leave it up to you to decide if that better than 50 seconds of twenty track.

http://www.myspace.com/ktbush

http://www.myspace.com/thekatebush

king of the mountain and how to be invisible are both new I think.

I just realised she lives where I used to live, well, work rest and play, it had a great cinema, a cool noodle resturant, really nice Italian, descent little pub and I worked in the hotel opposite, nice place I suppose if you have the money.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

CHRISISALL

Monday, April 17, 2006 10:38 PM (P)

*Chrisisall looks in, and although this thread makes far more sense than a Piratenews post, he just purchased The Chosen Collection, and will be quite occupied for the next day or two...*

No Wombat Chrisisall

WILDIGSTART

Monday, April 17, 2006 11:03 PM (P)

ha! Everything makes more sense than a PN post.

You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 11:05 PM (P)

Ah, mercy...sorry I missed all that...love the Bounty one...

Holding until you get back , Captain.

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 11:11 PM (P)

Thank you and bless you!
The Red Shoes was the last I heard from her. I had everything she put out, all on tape (tells you how long ago) that were stolen from my car, and I have been replacing them slowly over the years, until I discovered the internet and the option to download them...had half an older harddrive full of songs and videos of her.
I'm listening to Invisible now...oh, how I have missed Kate...

Thank you again!

Holding until you get back , Captain.

SERYN

Monday, April 17, 2006 11:19 PM (P)

no problem!

I can't go a day with out one song, and to have a new album is joy unbounded, and its nice to spread the joy.

Bah! horrible theiving ingrates.

The only reason I've heard most of what she's done is cause my mums boyfriend had the This Womans Work box set. It has EVERYTHING in there. And unfortunetly costs about a £150. but i'm building up my own collection slowly.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 11:25 PM (P)

What depresses me is I had purchased a number of the tapes in England while visiting there in '88...also have a subway poster of her somewhere...the Hounds of Love cover...never had a wall big enough to tack it up to . I only regret that I was never able to see her perform live.

I can imagine the shock of the thief..."WTH is this?"...heh, heh, heh! Of course, it was not funny at the time.

"What was the question?
I was looking at the big sky"

Holding until you get back , Captain.

SERYN

Monday, April 17, 2006 11:27 PM (P)

you have A SUBWAY POSTER?!?!?!?!?!?

*casually* post it over here... I have enough wall room....

...

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

TRISTAN

Monday, April 17, 2006 11:34 PM (P)

Well, that's assuming I can find it again...it has been eighteen years, maybe twelve since I have actually seen it...it's stored at my parents' house.
I did, however, manage to find wallspace for a smaller version...

Thank you again for the links and sharing the love.

I must depart for the evening, but I shall be back tomorrow.

Holding until you get back , Captain.

SERYN

Monday, April 17, 2006 11:37 PM (P)

yeah, I should probably hit the sack. Work in the morning an less than six hours sleep time left.

Like I said, no probs, good to have someone who shares the like. An wasn't serious about the poster, but next time you can, dig it up and put it on the wall! postr like that would be way to cool to go to waste.

night!

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

CITIZEN

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 10:09 AM (P)

Hmm, we might need to some randomised random beatings.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

FIREFLYNUTTER

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 10:14 AM (P)

but u can't start a random randomised beating without a randomised random wet trout slap...

/me slaps __________ with a large smelly wet trout

etc... :P

IMPERATODD

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 10:34 AM (P)

When you see the chinchilla bats you are the queen crazy! Male or female the queen crazy....hey damn chinchilla bat in my....oh my queen crazy reporting for tyranical and insane duty...wonder if my plasts get dental cause i have this gig....

The sun never set on the british empire because god didn't trust the british in the dark...what he really shouldn't have done was let them draw territorial boundries what a mess...hey my mouse is saying stop being political via 1900....liked victoria nice lass wore a lot of black but knew how to have an empire...miss her really been a while since 1901...not years the hours must be in for tea now...damn bats won't go away..

Oh look a sail backed wombat wonder what that means...oh right a slow stroke while becoming more insane but not in the cats talk to me way but in the people taste like chicken way....oh look the bats are chasing the wombat off...good couldn't take canniblism sensitive GI tract you know...people are disagreeible enough on the outside can't imagine a lot of cooperation if my goal is digest them....i am chasing chinchilla bats. Not even ophelia could beat that crazy but she would try and drown in the attempt Karma don't fail her now!!!!!!!

__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Were I there during the War of Unification I would have been an Alliance Patriot, but I would have run guns for the Browncoats. No I am not a greedy baby eating monster! Gunrunning would have been the patriotic thing to do.

Governments have a way of warping ideals.

SERYN

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:18 PM (P)

proving my first instinct which is theres nothing you can really say to that...

You know I once sat and watched a chinchilla do wall run-ups into back flips repeatedly against the bars of his cage for about ten minutes.

That was the day I learned what the words 'Cabin-fever' and 'horny' meant.

Chinchillas, funny little buggers.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

CITIZEN

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:37 PM (P)

Chinchillas - Go good in Enchilladas.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

SERYN

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:41 PM (P)

you learn something new everyday.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

CAPTAINJAMESKIRK

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:05 PM (P)

Sorry folks, the message I deleted was a mistake.

Captain James T. Kirk
USS Enterprise NCC 1701-A

BIBBLEDY

Friday, April 21, 2006 4:14 AM (P)

No.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, April 22, 2006 2:06 AM (P)

Citizen,

We monkey with your mock pants.

bun
-- bastards singed my pajamas --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

SERYN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:57 AM (P)

who's doing what with Citizens pants?

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:29 AM (P)

Okay, I'm lost, uh I'm angry, and I'm armed so could someone start EXPLAINIG THINGS TO ME?

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

SERYN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:35 AM (P)

um, i would epxplain it I could, but this is one of those little holes into wonderland that develop everyso often.

No subject line, so no subject is out of bounds (including the activities of various member pants) so sit back relax, read the randomness and enjoy,

and please, put the gun down before you have someones ear off.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:41 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Citizen,

We monkey with your mock pants.

Heh heh heh, that tickles...

*Puts lighter down*
Sorry about the pajamas

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 11:54 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
please, put the gun down before you have someones ear off.

*sighs* okay * puts gun away* better?

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 4:05 PM (P)

/me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 5:08 PM (P)

"Guawds! Seize him!"
*Two guards melt out of nowhere and roughly Seize Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown*
"Erm shall we throw him to the floor sir?"
"Oh yes, thwow him to the floow please."
*The guards throw Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown to the floor.*
"Now impetant wetch." Citizen says. "We will teach you pwopew decowum. This is a Wandom Thwead contwolled by team wandom, I am theiw wepwesentative heaw. You do not slap me with wet twout."
"But I'm a random!" Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown shouts.
"A wandom!"
"No a Random!" Citizen eyes the Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown dubiously.
"Thwow him to the floow vewy woughly centuwion!"
"Yes Sir" *The guards pickup Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown and throw him to the floor very roughly*
"take him away, I want him slapping wabid wild twout by the end of the day."
"Yes Sir." *The guards drag Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown away to the tower of a thousand trout.*

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 5:19 PM (P)

okay no more mister nice guy *manages to get free*

I'm still armed * draws his .44 magnum before anyone can react and points it squarely at citizens head * NOBODY ROUGHS ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*adjusts his aim to citizens groin and fires*
Boom

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 5:22 PM (P)

Citizen taps his groin protector 2000.

"You didn't think I'd be unprotected as commander of the Team Random Imperial Army did you?"
*Prepares to lay the smack down*
"How do you like THEM plumbs?"

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, April 22, 2006 5:28 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
*Prepares to lay the smack down*

Not tonight; the smack down has a headache.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review at amazon.de

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 5:29 PM (P)

Oh, juh jen sh guh kwai luh duh jean-jan

produces 2 short swords from a hidden compartment in his pants

come get some buckwheat

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 5:38 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
produces 2 short swords from a hidden compartment in his pants

Ahh! But you forget, I have Monkey Pants!
*Releases the Ninja Monkeys (Yes I know they've been couped up recently, been getting ansi)*
They hurl things, terrible things.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 5:43 PM (P)

*tosses swords in the air and draws his .44 magnum, 5 shots ring out and all the monkeys lay dead or dying, reholsters his magnum just in time to pluck his swords out of the air*

what's the matter, To cowardly to face me yourself?

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 5:47 PM (P)

No, but why do I need too, I have the Imperial Random Army and the Imperial Monkey Guard at my beck and call.

Besides the fifty other Monkeys aint happy about the corpses you made of their mates.

*The Monkeys pounce, the fur flies, swords clink, blood splaters.*

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 5:52 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

*The Monkeys pounce, the fur flies, swords clink, blood splaters.*

Monkey blood *the monkeys realizing that they can't win run away screaming*

I can't be defeated by your lackeys *laughs* just ask them. Now are you going to be a man about this or am I going to have to come up there myself?

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:00 PM (P)

Bloody Monkeys. YEAH YOU BETTER RUN.

I'll try the Air Force. Fly My Pretties, Fly!!
*Thump*
*Thump*
*Thump*
Oh Gosi. I go to all the trouble of grafting wings on to you snivelling wretches and this is how you repay me. Well if you want something doing.

*As if defeating gravity and all known laws of physics Citizen spins to the floor executing a perfect step in side kick he knocks Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown through one of the Threads supporting posts.*
It's on like Donkey Kong Beeaatch!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:08 PM (P)

*stands up, his clothes are shredded revealing his speed enhancing suit of reactive armor,
sets his jaw * guess I shouldn't have underestimated you *draws from a shoulder holster that was hidden under his outfit an MP7 submachinegun modified with a grenade launcher*

trick or treat
EDIT: if you want to know what my weapon looks like then see half-life 2's SMG
it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:35 PM (P)

A gun, pfft
*as Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown fires his weapon Citizen raises his hand*
No
*Nothing happens. Citizen dodges the bullets of the first burst.*
Oh yeah, this isn't the Matrix.
*Citizen pulls a sonic mine from his pocket*
Bring it on!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:41 PM (P)

a sonic mine? *laughs incredulously* you think I wouldn't have my special custom armor soundproofed? *laughs some more then shoots the sonic mine still in citizens hand*BOOM *the shockwave can be felt all throughout the thread*

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:46 PM (P)

*takes the time to reload his guns*

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:48 PM (P)

The shockwaves are in fact Citizen activating the Sonic mine. The sound waves hold the Bullets, as if encased in treacle, in mid-air.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:50 PM (P)

aww crap*drops his guns and draws his swords* fine then, lets do this the old fasioned way

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:57 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
*Prepares to lay the smack down*

Not tonight; the smack down has a headache.

Yeah I get that a lot.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:58 PM (P)

*twirls his swords* fight me coward!

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:00 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
fight me coward!

I don't think I see the sport in fighting your coward. Won't he just run away?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review at amazon.de

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:03 PM (P)

*Citizen pulls two cylanders from his pocket and hits buttons on the side. They instantly extend into two razor sharp Katanas.*
Whooya!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:04 PM (P)

it's an insult it's supposed to make him mad so he will fight /me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout /me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout /me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout /me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout /me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:08 PM (P)

* with his speed enhanceing armor giving him an advantage he attacks fiercly slash, clang, a wet sound like meat being torn, citizen lies on the floor blood seeping form a deep, but nonlife-threatening wound, Guy cuts the straps on the groin-protector, draws his .44 magnum takes aim and fires*

how does it feel being roughed up, Buckwheat?

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:11 PM (P)

*All his wounds reform and Citizen regains his feet*
Feels like Bee Stings, mortal. Muwhahahaha!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:14 PM (P)

well, this has gotten interesting *aims another shot at citizens head and fires while drawing one of his swords and charging, using the bullet as a distraction meaning to take of citizens head*

I'll get you yet

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:28 PM (P)

*Citizen leaps over Guy's head and lands neatly behind him. Using his sword he neatly describes the letter C in his back.*
For I am Citizen, buster of posts!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:34 PM (P)

that tickles hehehe okay then my way *leaps on top of citizen and plants an explosive chargeon the back of his head* how about a little off the top? *leaps off of citizen and detonates the charge which has enough force to put a large
crater where they are all standing, then runs like heck just barely managing to escape the building before it collapses* well that takes care of that little problem

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:38 PM (P)

*Citizen dusts himself down and has the Monkey guard and the Imperial Random Army rebuild the thread*
Hmm, I wonder what's for tea...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:39 PM (P)

I BLEW YOU UP!!!!!!

how can anything survive that?

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:42 PM (P)

I eat my greens.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:44 PM (P)

I'll be back you Hoe-tze duh pigu

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:45 PM (P)

I'll be eating my spinach.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:48 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I'll be eating my spinach.

Say, "hi", to Olive for me.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review at amazon.de

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:49 PM (P)

I'm not popeye the sailor man, I'm popping AND sailing man.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:55 PM (P)

I'm back *unsheethes his swords which glisten oddly in the light* ready for round 2?

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:58 PM (P)

But I haven't had my tea yet.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:00 PM (P)

too bad for you, ya FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:11 PM (P)

Right.
*Citizen pulls a large thermo-nuclear device from his jacket.*
Play nice or the universe gets it.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:11 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I'm not popeye the sailor man, I'm popping AND sailing man.

Oh. In that case say, "Hi", to Milhouse then.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review at amazon.de

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:17 PM (P)

* rushes citizen and cleanly runs him through then exctracts his sword takes the thermo-nuclear device and quickly disarms it*

citizen: *gasp* why can't I regenerate?

Guy: because I treated my swords with a special oil that halts any and all cellular regeneration

*citizen finally dies and his body quickly turns to dust which the wind blows away*

finally it's over once and for all *smiles*

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:22 PM (P)

*Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown leaves the nuclear device tucked under his arm. Citizen sits down at the table.*
"Well I like playing with them, but mortals do keep interrupting my tea."
*He takes a sip of tea while hitting a big red button sporting the words "DO NOT PRESS. EVER. DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON. I WARNED YOU. FINE, DONT LISTEN TO ME. PRESS IT, GO ON, SEE IF I CARE!" In the distance is a blinding light, followed by a rush of wind. The thread shakes but is far enough from the blast to be unaffected.*
"Tea anyone?"

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:24 PM (P)

oh well *transferres himself into a new clone body*

that me was getting slow anyway

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:29 PM (P)

Honk! Honk! Honk! Thread alert!
Randomization breached! Randomization breached! Restore immediately or enter escape pods!

*the bun reads the thread, blanched teeth shining like River's in the adoring Josslight of the Maidenhead, eyes reflecting the screen as the borders quiver like a 7.7 shaker while the letters take on an alarming hue, and cry eheu, eheu...*

Glass case, bright light, pin through the thorax WHUMPF!

Spinning, spinning farther away, and down if there were a down.

Downy feathers whirling.

Honk! Honk! Honk! Alarm over. Randomization restored. Return to previous stations or an activity of your choice. Headache medication available in sick bay.

Mocking monkeys pant.

bun
-- bastards hijacked my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

CITIZEN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:54 PM (P)

Wibble and worletzers of the great narfungle bat prude!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Saturday, April 22, 2006 11:01 PM (P)

well I'm back agian and I have a new toy *holds up a small red and blue device*
this device will de-randomize the thread

*presses a button*

EXECUTE: DE-RANDOMIZATION!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, April 23, 2006 4:16 AM (P)

Glim fleg sa nicklum blodig frot,
Ti nadgy plem bo trensig praht.

bun
-- the usual --

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, April 23, 2006 5:49 PM (P)

yay no more random wierdness hahaha BURMA!

One Day.
One Mission
One Army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, We Aim To Misbehave.
www.SerenityJune23rd.com

1 2 NEXT PAGE LAST PAGE