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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, April 27, 2006 9:02 PM

There once was a man named Jayne
Who from greed found it hard to abstain
He turned in simon and river
And felt fear down to his liver
When she said "I can kill you with my brain"

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

OURMRSWASHBURNE

Thursday, April 27, 2006 10:01 PM

There once was a Shepherd called Book,
The Abbey's kind Orders he took.
But River said "Scary"
when he got too hairy,
And Zoe just had to go look.

There was a big merc who caused pain
But he wept like a girl, it was plain,
when the mudders did riot
(though now he'll deny it)
for their hero - the man they called Jayne.

The engine room's where you might see
A girl by the name of Kaylee,
though Mal wants to face
those 'monkeys from space'
That messed up his Se-ren-i-ty.

The pilot we know and adore:
Hoban Washburne (just look at him soar)
But his colourful shirt
Makes my eyeballs just hurt
and I find I'm a bit dino-sore :)

Zoe is Wash's dear wife,
Followed Mal through the Browncoated life.
She'll rally the group
and she makes good wife soup,
but she'll kill with her pinky in strife.

Simon, also Doctor Tam,
stole his sister and froze her like ham.
How odd that this bloke
really can't take a joke
and don't even dare say Gorram.

River's quite cuckoo they say,
and Reavers who get in her way
end up on the floor
very dead - and what's more
she kills them while doing ballet.

Mal Reynolds went to a dance
and ended up dueling by chance
With Atherton Wing
(Over 'Nara, sure thing)
and now he's called Cap'n Tight Pants.

A Companion Lady by law
Inara is beautiful, sure,
but how she can yell
(Boy, Mal thinks it's swell
whenever he calls her a whore!)

Well Fox thought they'd cancel our show,
and the Browncoats all said "heavens no!"
Please get Joss on track
we'll hold til he's back
Joss: Say when you're ready to go.

Enjoy :)

_____________________________________
I'll be in Wash's bunk...
...hiding from Zoe

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, April 27, 2006 10:04 PM

Color me in awe of the "henna-haired englishwoman"!

And send me some Pimms! Its a bloody beautiful day and I feel like sipping some and eating warm strawberries in the sun!

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

ZZETTA13

Friday, April 28, 2006 2:07 AM

For companionism men seek the
charms of Inara,

While somewhere in Mals heart he's
filled with horror,

cause deep down hes a wishin,

They could "cook" but not in the kitchin,

and never again would he be calling her a whore-a

sizzle

Z

ZZETTA13

Friday, April 28, 2006 2:07 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION and OURMRSWASHBURNE,

you ladies can do some space jammin

MATTCOZ

Friday, April 28, 2006 3:49 AM

There once was a gal named Kaylee
who was nothing like Ace Frehley
I don't have the time
to think of a rhyme
and something about a ukelele

ZZETTA13

Friday, April 28, 2006 4:19 AM

there once was a pilot named Wash,
Who never got Serenity lost,
But in a moments bad luck,
Took a pole through the gut,
And will never say "sir" to the boss.

Z

NAUGHTYMAN

Friday, April 28, 2006 4:23 AM

Hats off to you OurMrsWashburn! I love a good limerick,especially the one about Joss & Fox.Don't think any of mine would be proper enough for this site though!You written any fanfics?

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all"

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, April 28, 2006 7:09 PM

Malcolm and Simon won't hug
Cuz River, she swallowed a bug
Zoe is waiting
While they're still debating
And Jayne gives that arrow a tug

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, April 28, 2006 7:11 PM

LOL

I am still trying to rhyme hypotenuse!

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, April 28, 2006 7:15 PM

Simon doesn’t like Malcolms excuse
It seems Mal only likes "whats of use"
When Zoe says "Sir"
Wash gets mad at her
While River defines hypotenuse

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, April 28, 2006 7:20 PM

Inara seems to stop time
Malcolm just looks for more crime
Kaele is waiting
To with Simon start mating
And gorramit Jayne drops a dime!

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

SAMEERTIA

Friday, April 28, 2006 7:22 PM

I got nothin'.
But I'm in awe of the rest of these!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, April 28, 2006 7:28 PM

These are just crap! I promise that I can do better!

Wash and Zoe have strife
Cause Zoe is not Malcolms wife
They fight and they fuss
But for all that they cuss
Zoe wants Wash back to life

sniff sniff, I am a little teary now!

Everyone wants to know how
River can talk to a cow
She worried they were lost
Flown through space at what cost
But she knows they're all better now

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, April 28, 2006 8:00 PM

I am sorry! I can't seem to stop! Someone put a bullet in me!

Inara says she not a whore
Before you enter best knock oh her door
Malcolm is hating
Athertons proposal shes debating
Cause he knows that he loves her more

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

ZZETTA13

Friday, April 28, 2006 8:18 PM

Book boared the boat Serenity,
To see the worlds he wanted to see,
But with a quiver of his lip,
Said" I'm on the wrong ship."
Inara said " Maybe you're where you oughta be."

Z

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, April 28, 2006 8:21 PM

excellent! Book reference!

Its on now!

limerumble in the 'verse!

Kaele was happy as can be
"No power in the verse can stop me"
The fighting she'd shun
Cause she was scarred of a gun
So River had to kill all three

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

ZZETTA13

Friday, April 28, 2006 8:24 PM

FMF the posting here was very fun to read.

I've really enjoyed them.

Z

ZZETTA13

Friday, April 28, 2006 8:33 PM

Inaras companion stories are hot,
Will she tell them to Jayne? I think not,
Some think hes a hunk,
Running down to his bunk,
But he ain't whistling dixie down there,lol

sorry for that last line

Z

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, April 28, 2006 8:59 PM

If he ain't whistling dixie, what IS he doing?

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

ZZETTA13

Saturday, April 29, 2006 11:30 AM

FMF polishing Vera me thinks

There once was a girl named Saffrin,
Who married Serenitys captain,
It really was all fake,
Gave Mal a headache,
He shoulda asked Dr.Simon for aspirin

EARTHTHATWASWOLF

Saturday, April 29, 2006 12:37 PM

Mal is the cap o'serenity
The fan girls all think he is sexy.
They flock to his side to try get a ride
He'll be dead after the first ten or twenty

GLITCH

Saturday, April 29, 2006 3:36 PM

"Joss,"said Morena Baccarin,
"If you're writing me something to star in,
A magic lasso
Might conceivably do
But I'd rather a film with Inara in."

Glitch

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Saturday, April 29, 2006 3:54 PM

Sarah dialed up Joss
said she I am sitting in moss
the fans are a screamin
its firefly they are meaning
could Buffy give Malcolm a toss?

BRIGHIT

Saturday, April 29, 2006 4:28 PM

Well, I ain't even gonna try to write one, but I'd like to tell all you guys you rock! Great job, all of you!

------------------------------------------------

All my fanfics at http://www.freewebs.com/witch_annie/

ZZETTA13

Saturday, April 29, 2006 5:12 PM

Firefly.net home of creative browncoats

There once was a man named Badger,
Getting coin was all he was after,
Whether legal or not,
Didn't matter a lot,
As long as his wallet got fatter

Z

SAVEWASH

Saturday, April 29, 2006 9:42 PM

There once was a pilot named Wash,
Who soared like a leaf and said, "Gosh,
This telephone pole
Made a really big hole,
And my story's been put on the kibosh."

(Ooooh, I know it's a stretch. )

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

SERVANTOFKUSHIEL

Saturday, April 29, 2006 11:30 PM

All of these are really amazing! Good job everybody. So fun and creative. A great thread!

Okay....

Inara got a wave from Nandi
She said, "Need me a crew that is handy.
Got me a girl full of baby
Need to look to their safety."
Now Jayne says, "It's time to get randy."

GEEKMAFIA

Sunday, April 30, 2006 12:10 AM

Limerick is a city and the county seat of County Limerick in the province of Munster, in the midwest of the Republic of Ireland. The city lies on the River Shannon, with three main crossing points near the city centre. The population of Limerick including suburbs and environs is 93,321 while the official population of the city itself is 54,023 (CSO, 2002) due to an antiquated city boundary law.

Wait... it's possible i've made a mistake here...

"Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns." - Joss Whedon
Liu koushui de biaozi he houzi de ben erzi.

GLITCH

Sunday, April 30, 2006 12:51 AM

Follow-ups to the Morena Baccarin one. I was going to do the whole crew, but really, I've got to quit.

"Oh, and Joss," Alan said, "in the sequel,
Could it actually be more of a prequel?
Or who'll pilot the ship
Who can fly and can quip
Like Wash? Unless maybe Mystique will."

"Oh, and Joss," added sweet Summer Glau,
"If even Sean Maher drops trou,
Can't I get some too?
I'm not sure with who,
But I've WATCHED lots, and think I know HOW."

"Oh, and Joss," Gina asked, "am I gorram
Pregnant or not? And what's more, am
I going to kick butt
With a nine month big gut?
Oh, I'm still Zoe? Well, then I sure am."

"In the last one, I die," said Nate Fillion.
But to tell all our fans thanks a million,
First write him some kisses
With our FutureMrs,
And don't Ripley him back half-reptilian.

That's all from me! (Well, unless I weaken!)

Glitch

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, April 30, 2006 1:34 AM

Glitch, I blush

You guys rock - these are great! I didn't think this thread would catch on. I am gonna have to really think hard now.

We should collect them and have a Firefly Limericks book

I would really really love to have
One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.
Or even one GORRAM Serenity day
If everyone would make up their minds.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!(it seems like there are a whole lot of ONE rings makin' everybody crazy!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave! Or we would if we weren't all carping at each other and unable to make a single damn decision

I am sorry, did I say that OUT LOUD

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, April 30, 2006 2:16 AM

I posted another Limerick over at the - Haken appoints 11th Hour to be official Fireflyfans.net Event Leader - thread

I would really really love to have
One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.
Or even one GORRAM Serenity day
If everyone would make up their minds.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!(it seems like there are a whole lot of ONE rings makin' everybody crazy!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave! Or we would if we weren't all carping at each other and unable to make a single damn decision

I am sorry, did I say that OUT LOUD

FOLLOWMAL

Sunday, April 30, 2006 2:23 AM

FMF, have I invited you to join us over at the Appreciatin' Nathan thread on the other board?

With your name and all, I'm suspecting that I've done that.

Anyway, we have a subforum over there called Mal's Bunk. We have a Nathanary over there where we keep words we've coined because Nathan effects us so much and we've made up words. We have lots of stuff in that subforum.. anyway.. ( I sound like a teenager tonight, please forgive me.. it must be I'm tired.) I think if you join.. you should add a limerick thread to our Mal's Bunk.. you know the ones about Mal or Mal and Inara.
It'd be fun!

Think about it, if you want to join, message me with your email and I'll invite you. If I haven't already done it.

Oh, and I have no talent for these thing.. but oh boy do all of you!

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, April 30, 2006 2:26 AM

Yes Ma'am. You did invite me to the Appreciatin Nathan, and I surely did join, now I just have to remember what I named me

I will go on over and see about that

FOLLOWMAL

Sunday, April 30, 2006 2:31 AM

See I've gotten so bibbledy, I don't remember.

Well, don't forget you have to ask to join the Appreciatin' Nathan Crew.. then after you've been accepted, you can get into Mal's Bunk.

Or.... you may have already done that too.....

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, April 30, 2006 3:25 AM

Zoe would sure like a shower
she needs one to smell like a flower
she'd sing a love song
Wash would follow along
but Malcoms no would just make him glower.

I was in the tub and it just sort of came to me

PLATINUMMONGOOSE

Sunday, April 30, 2006 5:28 AM

Firefly taught me some things;
Lessons that in my head ring.
I now speak Chinese
With prowess and ease
As long as I am insulting.

Book is an int'resting fellow,
But there's something makes me want to bellow,
To scream with rage,
And to rattle my cage,
'Cause his secret Joss never may tell-o.

Woot! I did it! *Bows, wipes sweat from forehead... fearsomely*

ZZETTA13

Sunday, April 30, 2006 8:14 PM

Nice posting guys,
Heres another one;

Mal told Jayne Saffrin wasn't for sale,
Shepherd told Mal he wasn't quite well,
And if he abused the poor girl,
Not a thing in the world,
Could keep him fron goiing to "The Special Hell"

SAVEWASH

Monday, May 1, 2006 2:16 AM

There once was a man named Joss Whedon,
Who gave us a show we were needin',
But the Fox folk did cry,
"We must end 'Firefly'!"
And now Browncoat hopes are recedin'.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 2:22 AM

I am going to have to watch somemore Firefly! Gotta step up, you guys are really making it hard to match!

SERVANTOFKUSHIEL

Monday, May 1, 2006 5:24 AM

Mal likes to shoot folk, he's good in a fight
He's a great man, a good man, well...he's all right.
He befriended a deceiver
And a born again beleiver
Calls them his crew, now ain't that a sight?

ZZETTA13

Monday, May 1, 2006 12:59 PM

Malcolm went to Whitefall to make a deal,
Told Jayne to go to the top of a hill,
Then went down below,
to meet Patience with Zoe,
When all Patience had in mind was to steal

Z

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 1:30 PM

The fans hold Firfely so dear
Its demise brought us all to tears
We try to find a way
To make Fox executives pay
Make them watch The Hulk everyday for a year!

Ariel is a shiny place
On a planet in the middle of space
Mal and Zoe steal some meds
Jaynes doublecrossed by the feds
Two by Two, hands of blue on the case

ok I am really reaching now!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 1:39 PM

There once was a Valley of Serenity
Its name makes you think what it ought to be
Trouble and strife
War took a lot of life
That kind of death no one ought to see

ZZETTA13

Monday, May 1, 2006 2:30 PM

These are great FMF
Make them watch Hulk for a year, LOL
Z

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 2:36 PM

Zetta

Lets create our own appreciation society :) All these limericks are fantastic!

ZZETTA13

Monday, May 1, 2006 2:41 PM

"Could you please not do that?" Simon said,
To Jayne as he sat to be fed,
Then River with knife,
Gave Jaynes chest a quick slice,
Then said " He looks better in red."

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 2:46 PM

Nishka likes to quote Chan Yu
For you he wants a brand new view
Malcolm doesn't scrape and bow
Torture him you shouldn't do
Cuz then he'll say meet the real me now

I'll get better!

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 1, 2006 2:59 PM

How about this one?

Here's a story of the man they call Jayne
Who came into unworrented fame
An old friend attacked him
And Jayne became quite grim
But still wasn't apportioned the blame.

ZZETTA13

Monday, May 1, 2006 3:01 PM

FMF your very good already,

Being robbed by bandits made them sore,
The Triumph Settlers said "No more!"
Malcolm dawned bonnet and dress,
Laidies attire no less,
Why do I feel hes done that before?

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 3:05 PM

There once was fff.net
Losing steam it hasn’t done yet
The fans are all clamouring
Universal they are hammering
For all the serenity their little hands can get

Zetta - takes one to know one Zetta run over to Burma Shave and leave some roadsigns!

Emma - Excellent!

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 1, 2006 3:12 PM

Ooh! Oooh! I just thoughta another one!

There's a story I'd like to persue
Of Niska's minion, who liked to go 'boo!'
He captures the good guys
And our Captain he half fries
But Mal got 'im, with help from his crew!

But this isn't getting my work done you naughty distracty people!

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 1, 2006 4:51 PM

Ok, one more then I must get on with my work!

There once was a show dark and witty
Which was cancelled by people most shitty
Now I mourn for the loss
And I curse all at Fox
But it won’t die ‘cos it’s just too damn pretty!

Now please can the bad rymes stop zooming round by brain?!

Hmmm. Does anyone know the proper format of a Haiku?! On second thought, probably best not to encourage me!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 4:57 PM

Emma

You are good for at least another 24 hours of the "Limerick popping sensation". And unfortunately, it comes back as soon as someone posts another one

Now I have to go get a few out myself!

"shitty" oh that was too too good!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 5:00 PM

There once was a spaceship called Firefly
Rather than leave her the Captain would choose to die
The bad guys came knocking
But their plan he was blocking
Because of Zoe his order did go awry

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 7:13 PM

There once was a scary old reaver
Who'd kill you with naught but a cleaver
Your skin he would wear
Make a shirt from your hair
For Reavers are very fine weavers!

I suffer from a disease.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 7:26 PM

His footsteps Saffron was doggin
His attention her flesh was a'hoggin
Malcolm said how
No one handled his plough
A kiss landed him on his noggin

ZZETTA13

Monday, May 1, 2006 7:46 PM

FMF, takes one to know one me? lol

Serenity wasn't so spiffy and new,
It was like a beat up, comfortable shoe,
But Mals heart took such flight,
It was love at first sight,
Now shes the 10 member of the crew

Z

I can't stop limerick signal

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 1, 2006 7:48 PM

Said Was "we shall call it this land!"
With a dinosaur clutched in each hand
But the Captain was irate
'Cos his pilot arrived late.
I guess he just didn't undertand.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 7:52 PM

It is scary to think of the mischiel we could create with the intelligence in this forum!

Emma, eveytime I see your name I start humming Eleanor Rigby.

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 1, 2006 7:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
It is scary to think of the mischiel we could create with the intelligence in this forum!

Thanks! You should start arm army! We could all be your minions!

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

Emma, eveytime I see your name I start humming Eleanor Rigby.

That's actually where I stole the surname from! Emma's my middle name and Emma Rigby has been my 'secret identity' since I was 6 years old and first heard the Beatles song! She was always a lot cooler than I am. She has in her time been a super hero, a witch, a mutant and a spacefarer! Ah, the fun we've had!!

SAB39

Monday, May 1, 2006 8:12 PM

Serenity's ever so sweet.
She takes the tenth crew-member's seat.
But always remember
The 'leventh crew member:
That's right, don't forget River's feet!

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 1, 2006 8:49 PM

These lymerics are stuck in my brain!
They really are causing much pain!
My head is revolving
With the rhymes it keeps solving.
Please don't get me started again!!

SAB39

Monday, May 1, 2006 8:54 PM

So sorry to hear of your trouble.
Call the doc, he'll be here on the double!
He'll give you a shot
And as quick as a jot
You'll be out of that limerick bubble!

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 1, 2006 9:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:
So sorry to hear of your trouble.
Call the doc, he'll be here on the double!
He'll give you a shot
And as quick as a jot
You'll be out of that limerick bubble!

Sorry, your advice didn't work
The doctor said I'm out of luck
He used his skull probe
To view my frontal lobe
And told me my brain has got stuck!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 10:08 PM

Its all part of my dastardly plan
Its the kind of girl that I am
get you all started
from your senses departed
no competition for Nathan the man.

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 1, 2006 10:33 PM

Ahah! Your plan has backfired!
For he has told me my rhyming's inspired
'Cos he smiled at my verse
He has let me play nurse,
And now to his crew I've been hired!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 1, 2006 10:53 PM

But to what will you be a nurse?
I have this plan completely rehearesed!
while you work and you toil
cleaning out Jaynes boil
you'll know that I've finished my curse

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 1, 2006 11:09 PM

I shall patiently wait for the time
When all parts of my plan fall in line.
With the luck this crew's got
Mal soon will get shot
And then, you poor fool, he'll be mine!

SAVEWASH

Monday, May 1, 2006 11:17 PM

This is just too much fun! I can't stop!

Now a tale about Mal I will tell:
He went to the one Special Hell.
He kissed his new wife
At the risk of his life,
And he misjudged why Inara fell.

There once was a man we call Jayne
Who wasn't well-known for his brain.
"If there's cash to be had
Then I say, 'Let's be bad!
Now I'm off to go rob me a train."

Now Jayne was a tough man, was he,
But he wanted the Mudders to see:
"What? Give you my pay?
There's no ruttin' way!
Ain't no heroes, just people like me."

There once was a heavy named Crow
And from Niska to Mal he did go.
Only threats he would say;
Now he's engine puree,
And the next thug in line can't say, "No."

Oh, one more for my favorite character!

Now, Wash is a hero for sure,
Complete with Hawaiian couture.
He soars like a leaf,
Though his captain's a thief,
Always up for the next crime du jour.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

PDCHARLES

Monday, May 1, 2006 11:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
I shall patiently wait for the time
When all parts of my plan fall in line.
With the luck this crew's got
Mal soon will get shot
And then, you poor fool, he'll be mine!

No need for you ladies to fight
A simple idea is in sight
If u are willing to share
And I'm sure cap'n won't care
he'll be available every other night

________________________________________________
U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 1, 2006 11:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

No need for you ladies to fight
A simple idea is in sight
If u are willing to share
And I'm sure cap'n won't care
he'll be available every other night

The truth to your arguement's clear.
If you could but make FMF hear.
If it's lovin' she's missin'
I'd be willing to split 'im.
I'd take the front, she the rear!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 12:04 AM

Now Emma, I'll have to be bold
Nathan's mine to have and to hold
But if you're really carin
I wouldn't mind sharin
As long as the Sequel is sold!

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 12:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

No need for you ladies to fight
A simple idea is in sight
If u are willing to share
And I'm sure cap'n won't care
he'll be available every other night

The truth to your arguement's clear.
If you could but make FMF hear.
If it's lovin' she's missin'
I'd be willing to split 'im.
I'd take the front, she the rear!

another option of which I "thunk"
does not require sharing your hunk
So if Mal doesn't show
and off with 'nara he goes
*Jayne enters*
I'll be in my bunk

________________________________________________
U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 12:12 AM

If Malcom my Mr should jilt me
Just tell the jury I'm guilty
Inara's head I would cosh
While she's sleeping by gosh
thats the truth and I tell you it shall be!

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 12:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Now Emma, I'll have to be bold
Nathan's mine to have and to hold
But if you're really carin
I wouldn't mind sharin
As long as the Sequel is sold!

Okay girl, if that's how you feel
I agree to comply with your deal.
And until that fine day
In Jayne's bunk I shall stay
With yet one more man who is REAL!

MILDCINEPHILE

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 12:20 AM

There once was a Tam-- girl called River
Who with frozen hands head heart and liver
caught a lift on a ship
got swept up on a trip
a chance at new life it did give her

I thought of this on a motorcycle ride.

One day.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

http://serenityjune23rd.com/

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 12:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MildCinephile:

I thought of this on a motorcycle ride.

http://serenityjune23rd.com/

Then you are our kinda browncoat!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 12:39 AM

Emma, I just need to chime-in
If Jaynes bunk your gonna spend time in
With me that's okay
you go ahead and play
Til Nate comes I'll be with Simon

GLITCH

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 12:55 AM

Wow! I go away for a few hours and this thread goes wild! I can't match the intensity of y'all's Battle of Lasciviousness, but I did finish my suite of limericks, one for each of the crew.

To be inserted between the Gina T. and Nathan F. ones on my last post:

"Oh, and dude, do you think," said Sean Maher,
"To loosen up Simon a hair,
In the BDM2
He could smoke a kazoo
In the buff with two babes and a bear?"

And Ron said, "Book's more than a Shepherd
Who gets caught up in gunfire and peppered.
Could be he's immortal,
Or he's found a time portal
To come back from the past less decrepit."

"In the next fight, Joss," said Adam Baldwin
"Could a big guy who's actually brawled win?
If the 90 pound girl
Wants to tussle and twirl
There's a bunk she might look good installed in."

"Oh, and Joss, don't you think if," said Jewel,
"We had stopped at some core world for fuel,
Where "'Verse Idol" was on,
And we sang, and I won,
We'd be still on Fox, up for renewal?"

Glitch

GLITCH

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 1:01 AM

Okay, one more, though I think it could go on for several stanzas:

There once was a girl called Yo-Saff-Bridge-
Sal-NormaRae-Syb-Mo-Daph-Gidge-
Cat-Nat-Mat-Hat-
Hen-Jen-Pen-Pat-
Venus-Seree-SteffiGraf-Midge-

Glitch

SERVANTOFKUSHIEL

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 1:10 AM

FMF and Emma, please don't get in a rutt
Fighting over Nathan is not what you want
You two can totally share
And I really won't care
As long as you let me pinch Nathan's butt;)

You guys all rock! I've laughed so hard at these I have to pee or I woulda wet myself.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:06 AM

I'm tired and I must go bed
dreams of Nathan and me when we wed
I am not crazy really
I know I sound silly
My kids think I am sick in the head

SAB39

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 3:33 AM

Heh, before you got to posting these I came up with my own continuation of your series. Hope you don't mind. Seems to fit quite well with the fighting over the BDH's affections going on in this thread.

(disclaimer: I don't ship any particular pairings(*see footnote) and I certainly don't have any information to suggest the actors' real shipping preferences)

"Oh, and Joss," interjected Jewel Staite,
"I know this is a little bit late -
Not that Simon ain't cute,
But I love me a brute,
So with Jayne could I please have a date?"

"Wait a mo!" called out Sean Maher drily,
"I don't think that idea's very shiny!
I'm noble as a grape,
So don't let that man-ape
Get the girl! Go on, Joss, stick with Silee!"

"Now there Sean, don't you get in a funk,"
Adam said, "just cause your ship has sunk.
Jewel's idea, for sure
I could stand to hear more:
Me and Kaylee? I'll be in my bunk!"

(*footnote: I don't ship because I trust Joss to do interesting and sometimes unexpected things with his characters and I don't want to second-guess him, but I do prefer Silee a little for purely selfish reasons - Simon is the character most similar to my own personality and I want Kaylee for myself )

PHOENIXROSE

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 7:37 AM

All these limericks are too gorram funny!
They've certainly made my mood sunny
The talent we have here
Is entertaining and clear
It's too bad we can't turn it to money!

Now, let's see how I do here...

There once was a fellow named Malcom
who took all he was able and then some
bitter 'bout his defeat
he flies by his seat
an honorable thief; and quite handsome!

There was a young genius named River
she absorbed all the world had to give 'er
she was taken and probed
they messed with her lobe
now her oddness makes everyone shiver

A gorgeous amazon is our Zoe
a warrior who is sleek but not showy
her dresses are slinky
she can kill you with her pinkie
quite sexy and bad-ass is Zoe

A skillful, calm pilot is Wash
tricky flying just makes him "tish tosh"
he'll do a 180 turn
going full burn
and makes everyone laugh with panache

That's all I can think of right now, but I can feel others forming so hopefully I'll post those in the near future.

GIXXER

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 8:21 AM

Jayne's mum had a little lamb,
Its fleece was kinda orangey,
So she made it into a bobbly hat,
And some lowlife once cast aspersions on her knitting skills,
Shortly before Vera went full rock and roll.

(I'm beginning to come round to the notion that verse has never intruded on my 'verse...)

G

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 9:57 AM

Oh my god, this game's still at full steam
And all done with a Firefly theme!
I'm impressed at the genius
That we share between us!
It's a cool place to be, it would seem!

PHOENIXROSE

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 11:02 AM

There was a young doctor named Simon
who left home and comfort behind 'im
to rescue a sis
lost in the abyss
so now they hide out on the rim

Great mechanic is young Kaylee Frye
her skill keeps it all in the sky
finally hooked her a man
by the name Simon Tam
she thinks he is really quite swai

Jayne's a good man to have in fight
though he don't always know what is right
sometimes he is scary
he likes to make merry
and is subject to moments of spite

(meaning no disrespect to Jayne, love him dearly. C'mon, though, you know it's true!)

That's all I can think of at present
this has been very shiny and pleasant!
but my capacity for rhyming
is slowly declining
my brainpan's all tired and spent!

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 11:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
That's all I can think of at present
this has been very shiny and pleasant!
but my capacity for rhyming
is slowly declining
my brainpan's all tired and spent!

He, he! Must stop soon, but just wanted to say:

FFF.net's a really cool place
That houses a swinging fan base.
Have you seen Blue Sun Room?
If not, go there soon!
Their talent puts me to disgrace!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 1:26 PM

Emma and I just had to digress
With wit, each other we tried to impress
Now don’t get me wrong
Though this thread gets quite long
It was created to help relieve stress!

On Serenity, the dinner is processed protein
Which explains why the cast stays so lean
A fine little treat
Would be salad and red meat
And I think we could throw in some string bean(s)

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 1:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Emma and I just had to digress
With wit, each other we tried to impress
Now don’t get me wrong
Though this thread gets quite long
It was created to help relieve stress!

B]

Sorry for the one-up-man-ship
Didn't mean to make anyone flip!
It's all been good hearted
But, since you got me started,
Can you teach me to button my lip?

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 1:40 PM

I am sorry I can not comply
For to stop would be living a lie
The rhymes come so easy
Though some admittedly cheezy
It helps keep our wits oh so spry!

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 1:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I am sorry I can not comply
For to stop would be living a lie
The rhymes come so easy
Though some admittedly cheezy
It helps keep our wits oh so spry!

But I really must break from this habit.
I'm getting odd looks now, dangnabbit!
You should hear what they say,
As I rhyme through the day!
If there was a cure I would grab it!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 1:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I am sorry I can not comply
For to stop would be living a lie
The rhymes come so easy
Though some admittedly cheezy
It helps keep our wits oh so spry!

But I really must break from this habit.
I'm getting odd looks now, dangnabbit!
You should hear what they say,
As I rhyme through the day!
If there was a cure I would grab it!

Don’t let the "naysayers" compell you
Live your life, do what you have to
While they can be quite terse
We live in the 'verse
And they never will come round to our view!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:16 PM

Mr Universe married his Love Bot
I wonder what wedding presents they got
For himself a new screen
For the wife valvoline
But I don’t think they really got a lot

Malcolm Reynolds is kinda cranky
He had to sutff his nose with a hanky
He and YoSafBridg came to blows
Blood did stream from his nose
The crew laughed, they don't care what his rank be

I still think it can be quite funny
How Jayne acts when it comes down to money
He turned River in
So she said without grin
I can kill you with my brain, honey
(I take poetic license!)

Angered Jayne sat up with a start
I ain't a girl, I'll show you my man part
And then with a cry
He went for his fly
I'd stop him, but I don't have the heart!

ZZETTA13

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 3:56 PM

Book brought Inara a food plate with peppers,
She asked "Here for a sermon?" He said "Never"
Said he only brought food,
But had two sermons quite good,
One with hell, brimfire and lepers

Z

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 3:57 PM

Slither was really quite funny
As always Nathan played such a honey
The part I liked the most
Was really quite gross
I hope for his sake it makes a lot of money!

Firefly, they said, is a flop
In the ratings it's not at the top
They ran it out of turn
Any chance they did burn
We'll sub a hit "reality show" from the crop

Cancel Firefly they said, whats the harm(a)
They just couldn't understand its charm(a)
I really don’t mind
Cause I think that they'll find
They now have to deal with their Kharma!

I love Serenity
Its really where I want to be
Life on the run
Sure looks like fun
I wonder if they will invite me?

It really is quite distressing
Flans on threads, lack of faith are confessing
I say just wait
Hold on to your fatih
Universal we can’t be second guessing!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 3:59 PM

Malcolm, said Inara, don’t call me a whore
If you do it again you are just a big bore
You say it to my face
But with Atherton find disgrace
What's the difference, or are you trying to score?

I CAN"T STOP! ARGGGGGH!

ZZETTA13

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 4:09 PM

River decided to fix Books Book,
A bunch of worn pages she took,
Said "Theres no sense to its sayins,
Shows theres no need for praying,
Don't believe me then just take a look."

Z

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 2, 2006 4:22 PM

River is stressed to the max
Those reavers should be wary of her axe
She'll slice and she'll dice them
And put an end to their mayhem
Her energy will hardly be taxed

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