NATHAN FILLION FACTS

POSTED BY: CHOLLETT
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 19, 2007 03:03
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CHOLLETT

Friday, May 19, 2006 6:21 AM

These are facts about our BDH.....a la Chuck Norris. Can be Nate or Malcolm facts. Just wanna see how much can come up/how far this can go.

Nathan Fillion can walk on the water made from the tears of his fans.

Nathan Fillion once shot down an Alliance ship simply by pointing at it and saying "BANG".

Nathan Fillion was Private Ryan. Matt Damon was just his stunt double.

Slither was based on a true story involving Nathan Fillion. The movie makers had to add casualties and a weaker version of Nathan in to create tension.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

RIVER6213

Friday, May 19, 2006 6:26 AM

LOL! I like it!

River

GEEKUSA

Friday, May 19, 2006 6:42 AM

Haha! That's hilarious! Should do this for all our BDH.

Um... Um... If Nathan Fillion had been around in 1871, there'd be no Great Chicago Fire. One blast from his nostrils would've extinguished it instantly.

That's all I can think of...

"Knew it...probably...saw them cops...and...turned...tail..."

"Can't...sentence...properly."

FOLLOWMAL

Friday, May 19, 2006 4:17 PM

These are great! I'm no good at this sort of thing, but I am bumping for the folks who come along who are.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, May 19, 2006 4:25 PM

Nathan Fillion solved the cuban missile crises. He wasn't born yet, but he is Nathan Fillion - so he could do that.

TRISTAN

Friday, May 19, 2006 4:27 PM

Mal's smile can calm the tension in any room.

Um...nope, that was it.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

DEEPGIRL187

Friday, May 19, 2006 4:47 PM

Does Nathan have an e-mail address acessible to fans? He would really get a kick out of these.

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

DEWRASTLER

Friday, May 19, 2006 4:49 PM

Mal once won a game of connect four in three moves.

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One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
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DAVESHAYNE

Friday, May 19, 2006 5:04 PM

Nathan Fillion broke the code that allowed the US to win the battle of Midway.

Shaft calls up Nathan Fillion for advice on how to talk to 'The Chicks'.

Nathan Fillion runs the two minute mile.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

TRISTAN

Friday, May 19, 2006 5:11 PM

Nathan Fillion once tripped and hit the ground with his chiseled jaw...the result is now know as the Grand Canyon.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, May 19, 2006 5:13 PM

Nathan Fillion can put a hand and a foot on every circle on the twister mat at the same time without falling, or breaking a sweat.

KEVAR

Friday, May 19, 2006 5:31 PM

Nathan Fillion knows why the chicken really crossed the road. . . .

FIRESTALKER

Friday, May 19, 2006 5:35 PM

Nathan Fillion is the only man alive that can make wearing a kilt look manly.

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"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone that gets other people killed."

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, May 19, 2006 5:36 PM

Nathan Fillion can tell when it's real and when its memorex.

ANONYMOUS1

Friday, May 19, 2006 5:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Firestalker:
Nathan Fillion is the only man alive that can make wearing a kilt look manly.

http://www.slithermovie.co.uk/nathanfillion

CHRISTHECYNIC

Friday, May 19, 2006 5:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kevar:
Nathan Fillion knows why the chicken really crossed the road. . . .

That's my favorite.

KEVAR

Friday, May 19, 2006 6:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kevar:
Nathan Fillion knows why the chicken really crossed the road. . . .

That's my favorite.

Thanks!

FOLLOWMAL

Friday, May 19, 2006 6:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous1:
Quote:
Originally posted by Firestalker:
Nathan Fillion is the only man alive that can make wearing a kilt look manly.

http://www.slithermovie.co.uk/nathanfillion

Oh, my, I love this thread! It just gets better and better.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

MSG

Friday, May 19, 2006 7:15 PM

ok that truly is the first time I've seen a kilt look manly.
I would also like to say that Nathan is the only thing that kept a relatively pathetic sitcom ( Two Guys and a Girl) going for so long.

And you have to admire any actor who can create a character that cane deal with and enjoy one of the highest maintainance women I have ever seen on screen

FOLLOWMAL

Friday, May 19, 2006 7:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
ok that truly is the first time I've seen a kilt look manly.
I would also like to say that Nathan is the only thing that kept a relatively pathetic sitcom ( Two Guys and a Girl) going for so long.

And you have to admire any actor who can create a character that cane deal with and enjoy one of the highest maintainance women I have ever seen on screen

It's the leather!

And the legs, and those eyes, and that facial hair, and the hair, actually it's the whole package.

I just recently am watching 2 G & a G. You are so right about the high maintenance thing and he is so wonderful as Johnny. I skipped all else but him.. he made it worth it.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

CHOLLETT

Friday, May 19, 2006 10:22 PM

Nathan Fillion is one of the only survivors of Chuck Norris's famous roundhouse kick. Chuck's foot got lost in Nathan's nostril, and was removed before any harmful contact was made.

Nathan Fillion CAN believe it's not butter.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

WORSHIPMAL

Friday, May 19, 2006 11:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Does Nathan have an e-mail address acessible to fans? He would really get a kick out of these.

I don't know if this is already common knowledge around here, but my boyfriend emailed me today to say he added Nathan as his friend on MySpace. So that pretty much got me to hurry up and sign up so I could view his whole profile...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien
dID=21321215

VOLK564

Saturday, May 20, 2006 12:35 AM

Nathan Fillion always knows EXACTLY what Willis is talking about.

Nathan Fillion does, indeed, smell what the Rock is cooking.

Nathan Fillion owns his own Firefly.

Nathan Fillion doesn't vote. If he did, the voter turnout of people that would vote the way he did would be so large the winning candidate would be accused of cheating.

Nathan Fillion invented the internet. He just let Al Gore borrow it.

When Adam and Eve left the garden, they wondered "So, what should we do now?" Their answer: "Let's go hang out with Nathan."

Nathan Fillion discovered Pluto.

Nathan Fillion is the Canadian ambassador to America.

Nathan Fillion has the eye of the tiger. In fact, he hunted down the tiger himself.

*disclaimer: Yes, I do know that voting is anonymous and that Al Gore did NOT invent the internet. The jokes are just funnier that way.

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Here's what I have to say about Serenity: If Ender's Game can't be this kind of movie, and this good a movie, then I want it never to be made. I'd rather just watch Serenity again.
-Orson Scott Card

KAYNA

Saturday, May 20, 2006 12:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by WorshipMal:
Quote:
Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Does Nathan have an e-mail address acessible to fans? He would really get a kick out of these.
I don't know if this is already common knowledge around here, but my boyfriend emailed me today to say he added Nathan as his friend on MySpace. So that pretty much got me to hurry up and sign up so I could view his whole profile...

James Gunn, the director of Slither has said that that is not Nathan's myspace. He says that Nathan does not have a myspace. This was discussed at great lenght in Mal's Bunk.
Here's a quote from James Gunn's myspace and the link.

"Also - fake MySpace profiles are popping up for various SLiTHER actors on MySpace. The ONLY actors who have MySpace pages from SLiTHER of whom I'm aware are Michael Rooker and Jenna Fischer (as Pam Beesly). Nathan Fillion, for instance, definitely DOES NOT have a MySpace page, and all pages that claim to be him are fan pages. Just so you know."

See it here:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...logID=110206288

Oh yeah, Nathan can fly and turn back time like in that Superman movie. In fact, Superman is really based on Nathan. I know the comics were created before he was "allegedly" born but Nathan can move back and forth through time.

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Saturday, May 20, 2006 1:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
Oh yeah, Nathan can fly and turn back time like in that Superman movie. In fact, Superman is really based on Nathan. I know the comics were created before he was "allegedly" born but Nathan can move back and forth through time.

Which reminds me, Nathan came before the chicken AND the egg.

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, May 20, 2006 1:50 AM

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...

...horses aren't even hung like Chuck Norris...

...Horses and Chuck Norris are hung like Nathan Fillion...although not quite as big.

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Nathan's milkshake brings everyone to the yard. And Damn right, it's better than yours!

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If Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel had a baby....Nathan Fillion could still P3WN it!

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IF Nathan jumped into water, Nathan wouldn't get wet, the water would get Nathan fillion.

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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, May 20, 2006 1:55 AM

Nathan Fillion killed Kenny. And the rest of South Park let it slide.

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Do you know what Nathan Fillion's problem is?

He's too good looking.

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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KAYLEESTHEGREATEST

Saturday, May 20, 2006 2:05 AM

nathan knows the wrong way to eat a recees

Someday the verse will spit in your soup but at least they gave you soup.
one day
one plan
one mission
one army of browncoats
june 23rd serenity day

-Our mission as browncoats is to make us known.

NCBROWNCOAT

Saturday, May 20, 2006 2:28 AM

So tired from work today that my brain wasn't working-then I saw this thread and really perked up.
I think the kilt picture did it.

Here's my contribution:

Nathan invented the kilt-he let the Scots just borrow it.

One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

REDLAVA

Saturday, May 20, 2006 2:38 AM

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Nathan Fillion, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Nathan Fillion sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled ass-kicking ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Nathan punched devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When Nahtan Fillion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, in a browncoat with his pistol drawn. Nathan Fillion has not had to pay taxes ever.

Nathan Fillion once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Nathan Fillion won by 5.

FREDGIBLET

Saturday, May 20, 2006 3:05 AM

Nathan Fillion bears a striking resemblance to Jesus, I'll only give you one guess as to why.

When camera crews film Nathan Fillion they have to use special cameras that can stand the power of his screen presence, regular cameras explode within seconds of being turned on.

Nathan Fillion does not wear tight pants, the pants just can't stand to be away from him.

IHEARTFIREFLY

Saturday, May 20, 2006 3:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:

Here's a quote from James Gunn's myspace and the link.

"Also - fake MySpace profiles are popping up for various SLiTHER actors on MySpace. The ONLY actors who have MySpace pages from SLiTHER of whom I'm aware are Michael Rooker and Jenna Fischer (as Pam Beesly). Nathan Fillion, for instance, definitely DOES NOT have a MySpace page, and all pages that claim to be him are fan pages. Just so you know."

Hey, thanks for the illumination.
...Now I feel like a big loser sending a friend request, hoping it might be legit. Those darn pics they have up look so real. Darn those kinivers! (sp?) hmm...don't know that I've ever spelled that word.

"Can't take the sky..."

KAYNA

Saturday, May 20, 2006 3:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fredgiblet:
Nathan Fillion does not wear tight pants, the pants just can't stand to be away from him.

Hee!
This one is awesome!
I could say something inaproriate but I think I'll save it for elsewhere.

And IHF, don't feel too bad. Some of those pics do look awful personal. Plus, everyone likes to hope. If I could find a myspace that I tuought was his I would join myspace just to make a friend request.

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

VOLK564

Saturday, May 20, 2006 7:09 AM

Thought up a few more:

Nathan Fillion not only cracked Da Vinci's code, he also helped write it.

Nathan Fillion actually makes up his own species - Homo fillion.

Nathan Fillion can easily make a perpetual motion device. He just doesn't feel like it.

Nathan Fillion has been inside Area 51. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

-Volk

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, May 20, 2006 7:50 AM

Nathan met God once. Turns out that God is one of Nathan's biggest fans.

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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KELLYOFLUTHIEN

Saturday, May 20, 2006 8:36 AM

Nathan Fillion can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.

Nathan Fillion knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, and it ain't three, mother!

On the first day, Nathan Fillion said "Let there be God."

Nathan Fillion doesn't sleep.....he waits.

Four out of five dentists recommend Nathan Fillion.

Nathan Fillion can make a woman climax by simply pointing to her and saying "Booyah."

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SHADOWJO

Saturday, May 20, 2006 8:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Redlava:
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Nathan Fillion, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Nathan Fillion sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled ass-kicking ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Nathan punched devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When Nahtan Fillion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, in a browncoat with his pistol drawn. Nathan Fillion has not had to pay taxes ever.

Nathan Fillion once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Nathan Fillion won by 5.

That is the funniest thing I have read all day

If there isn't any chocolate in heaven, then I ain't going

LEISHKIN

Saturday, May 20, 2006 9:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
Quote:
Originally posted by WorshipMal:
Quote:
Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Does Nathan have an e-mail address acessible to fans? He would really get a kick out of these.
I don't know if this is already common knowledge around here, but my boyfriend emailed me today to say he added Nathan as his friend on MySpace. So that pretty much got me to hurry up and sign up so I could view his whole profile...

James Gunn, the director of Slither has said that that is not Nathan's myspace. He says that Nathan does not have a myspace. This was discussed at great lenght in Mal's Bunk.
Here's a quote from James Gunn's myspace and the link.

"Also - fake MySpace profiles are popping up for various SLiTHER actors on MySpace. The ONLY actors who have MySpace pages from SLiTHER of whom I'm aware are Michael Rooker and Jenna Fischer (as Pam Beesly). Nathan Fillion, for instance, definitely DOES NOT have a MySpace page, and all pages that claim to be him are fan pages. Just so you know."

See it here:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...logID=110206288

Oh yeah, Nathan can fly and turn back time like in that Superman movie. In fact, Superman is really based on Nathan. I know the comics were created before he was "allegedly" born but Nathan can move back and forth through time.

I don't know whether he just didn't used to, or what, but Jewel Staite said at a convention a couple of weeks ago - that she got a friend request on myspace from someone 'posing as' nathan, she thought 'oh my god, how lame is that - he's even got 'i aim to misbehave' as his quote...' sent him a message giving him a piece of her mind about being a fake, and a loser - and then nathan called her the next day, hurt, saying 'why did you reject my friend request?!'

so.. who knows. maybe that's a fakey, and there's another one out there somewhere - or maybe that's the real deal?

BRONZETHUMB

Saturday, May 20, 2006 10:51 AM

* Nathan Fillion always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

* Nathan Fillion let the dogs out.

* Nathan Fillion once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Nathan Fillion re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

* Nathan Fillion's s*** does not, in fact, stink.

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Nathan Fillion.

* Several American NFL teams are currently in negotiations to have their teams renamed "the Fillionares".

* Nathan Fillion’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

* Nathan Fillion coined the phrase "to coin a phrase".

* There is no such thing as global warming. Nathan Fillion was cold, so he turned the sun up.

* Nathan Fillion was offered the opportunity to become the Dalai Lama. He respectfully declined. He is also being considered as the next Pope, the next Head of Scientology, and the next President of Uganda.

* If you spell Nathan Fillion in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

* Nathan Fillion created the sport of hockey when he became bored with conventional golf.

* Nathan Fillion discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Nathan Fillion is even more good-looking than in this one.

* Nathan Fillion has the greatest poker-face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

EMMARIGBY

Saturday, May 20, 2006 11:19 AM

(I love you all for brightening my day with these!)

* Nathan Fillion has a National Health Warning tattooed to his butt that has to be digitally removed during any nude scenes. This was oficially ordered when scientific studies revealed that more than a couple of second's exposure to his nakid form causes severe mental retardation and excessive saliva production in all women over the age of puberty.

REDLAVA

Saturday, May 20, 2006 12:33 PM

Quote:
Nathan Fillion has the greatest poker-face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

That is the best one ever.
Nathan must have thought of that one.

ANONYMOUS1

Saturday, May 20, 2006 4:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Redlava:
When Nahtan Fillion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, in a browncoat with his pistol drawn. Nathan Fillion has not had to pay taxes ever.

I went looking for this pic, but I decided on this one instead

http://www.serenitystuff.com/category/books

FREDGIBLET

Saturday, May 20, 2006 4:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Redlava:
Quote:
Nathan Fillion has the greatest poker-face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

That is the best one ever.
Nathan must have thought of that one.

Actually it was stolen from the Chuck Norris facts, just like a lot of these...

FOLLOWMAL

Saturday, May 20, 2006 4:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
.....scientific studies revealed that more than a couple of second's exposure to his nakid form causes severe mental retardation and excessive saliva production in all women over the age of puberty.

Actually, Emma, this one is fact.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

KEVAR

Saturday, May 20, 2006 5:37 PM

Nathan Fillion makes straight men consider homosexuality. . . maybe. . . if they were both drunk. . .

MORWEN112

Saturday, May 20, 2006 6:52 PM

Quote:
* Nathan Fillion created the sport of hockey when he became bored with conventional golf.

Which is why its so big in Canada...

Quote:
* If you spell Nathan Fillion in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

*falls of chair laughing* these are great! Here's my stab...

The French never really gave Canada to the British. They gave Canada to Nathan Fillion as a present for being so awesome...he just let the British borrow it for awhile.

Nathan Fillion knows who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

You know when God and Satan had that big fight awhile back? It was over who got to sit next to Nathan Fillion at the dinner table.

Nathan Fillion is the real Lord of the Dance...not that Flatley guy...

The ancient Greeks created Apollo after they saw Nathan Fillion.

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Saturday, May 20, 2006 7:20 PM

And behold, Nathan Fillion laughed and there was music, he smiled and there was light ,he sneezed and behold , there was humanity.
Some say he even invented cheese.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for Nathan.

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

SHINYDS

Saturday, May 20, 2006 8:03 PM

*Extensive scientific research has concluded that the Big Bang was actually the result of Nathan Fillion cracking his knuckles.

*Solar eclipses are just Nathan Fillion doing shadow puppets.

Some of these are really great, keep 'em up!

--SDS

OURMRSWASHBURNE

Saturday, May 20, 2006 8:17 PM

Oh, these are class.

Let's see...

The Latin for "Oh you're really F*cked now" is "Ave, Nathan Fillion."

When River Tam lost her mind, Nathan Fillion found it and put it back.

Nathan Fillion would consider that Reaver harpoon incident 'getting a splinter'.

Nathan Fillion has never been addicted to drugs, although many drugs are addicted to Nathan Fillion.

Krispy Kreme have discontinued their jelly filled donuts in favour of calling the next range "Nathan Filli'n".

Nathan Fillion NEVER needs to ask for directions. To ANYWHERE.

Nathan Fillion knows exactly where the G spot is, because he put it there.

Nathan Fillion can help slimming as part of a calorie controlled diet.

Packets of peanuts are now marked with the phrase "Warning : May Contain Nathan Fillion".

Coca Cola are about to be sued because only Nathan Fillion is The Real Thing.

Our Mrs W

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There's always time for a Wash.

COPILOT

Saturday, May 20, 2006 8:27 PM

Nathen Fillion essence is currently being tested by the CIA as a suppliment to create super soldiers.

An I carried such a torch

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, May 21, 2006 1:02 AM

Haha these are sooo good!

These caption/quote-type threads must run in the family, cos i've got the caption game and my Brother started this one, haah.

I can't stop laughing about some of these!

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Nathan has to put on make-up each morning to decrease his looks. If he went out without make-up, anyone who looked at his beauty would instantly implode.

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, May 21, 2006 4:15 AM

All winners of the Caption games are actually Nathan Fillion. He uses different names because he is so humble.

Nathan Fillion knows why the rum is gone.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

BRONZETHUMB

Sunday, May 21, 2006 8:26 AM

Quote:
Nathan Fillion knows why the rum is gone.

LOL, that one's good.

* When Jesus and the Devil battle in Armagheddon, the winner will go one to fight Nathan Fillion in the finals. Nathan is expected to win.

* Nathan Fillion can run the eighteen-second mile. Don't ask how.

* Nathan Fillion has been awarded Pulitzer Prizes, Oscars, Tonys, Nobel Prizes and Gold medals under his many aliases, such as Hugh Jackman, Leo Tolstoy, Denzel Washington, Steven Hawking and Ian Thorpe.

CHOLLETT

Sunday, May 21, 2006 9:12 AM

Nathan Fillion facts aren't based on Chuck Norris facts. Chuck Norris facts are based on Nathan Fillion.

Tom Cruise once met Nathan Fillion. The MIB had to use a neuralizer on him and replace his memory with Katie Holmes, but the excitement couldn't be repressed.

In all honesty, i don't mind if any are "borrowed" from the Chuck lore, but originals are very much encouraged as well! 'Cause they're a brand new kind of hilarious.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

EMMARIGBY

Sunday, May 21, 2006 9:41 AM

Hey guys, just to say I've been loving these. I was thinking of printing them out in a little book and having it bound up in a Book of 101 facts about Nathan Fillion that I could present when I finally meet him (or pass on to someone else who is going to a con. he's attending) What do you think? I thought it would be perfect bathroom reading for him (not that he actually uses the bathroom!). So far, by my count we have about 83 so a few more needed please!

Edit: On second thoughts, this is really presumptious of me!! I shall pass this idea on to Cholett who started this whole thing!!

TUFTYFELLA

Sunday, May 21, 2006 11:41 AM

Love this thread, its teh ubar!!

my contribution...

Nathan Fillion is the only person who can get blood from a stone.

FREDGIBLET

Sunday, May 21, 2006 4:31 PM

The roof is on fire because Nathan Fillion willed it to be so, water is unneccesary because Nathan will not allow the fire to spread, so the mother****** should indeed be allowed to burn.

A variant of one of my earlier ones:
Nathan Fillion does not wear tight pants, it's just that whenever he wears animal fibers his raw animal magnetism sucks the pants towards him.

God got the idea for light from looking at Nathan Fillion.

For all the DnD geeks:
Nathan Fillion has Damage Reduction 1000000\Nathan Fillion.

FOLLOWMAL

Sunday, May 21, 2006 5:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Hey guys, just to say I've been loving these. I was thinking of printing them out in a little book and having it bound up in a Book of 101 facts about Nathan Fillion that I could present when I finally meet him (or pass on to someone else who is going to a con. he's attending) What do you think? I thought it would be perfect bathroom reading for him (not that he actually uses the bathroom!). So far, by my count we have about 83 so a few more needed please!

Edit: On second thoughts, this is really presumptious of me!! I shall pass this idea on to Cholett who started this whole thing!!

Do talk to Cholett though, Emma, cuz that's a wonderful idea. There are lots of cons coming up, if you don't go ( I hope you get to!!) someone else can deliver it for you.

Hey, have any of you Nathan Fillion Appreciators thought about joining the Appreciatin' Nathan Crew over on the other Browncoat Board.

PM me for a link to what it is and how to join.
And where to join.

Or email me at followmal@gmail.com

I've copied and pasted a link to this thread over there and we are all enjoying this just as much over there as we are over here. This is hi-larious!!

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 7:01 PM

Nathan summoned a meteor because the dinosaurs kept trying to mate with him.

-13

REDLAVA

Sunday, May 21, 2006 8:47 PM

When Serenity opened in France, the French surrendered to Nathan Fillion just to be on the safe side.

Nathan Fillion ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Nathan Fillion in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

When Nathan Fillion was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Nathan Fillion.

SHINYDS

Sunday, May 21, 2006 9:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Redlava:
When Serenity opened in France, the French surrendered to Nathan Fillion just to be on the safe side.

Nathan Fillion ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Nathan Fillion in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

When Nathan Fillion was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Nathan Fillion.

Wow, lol! Those are great!

I love them especially the France and doctor ones. I have a couple of my own to add. Hopefully they can top my lame shadowpuppets/eclipse joke from before lol.
Here goes...

*The word "landfill" is actually derived from naTHAN FILLion, and refers to the number of people Nathan Fillion can kill and bury in just under one minute.

*Nathan Fillion eats a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning and around 10am pees thumbtacks.

*Nathan Fillion is his own father, and will someday be his own son, because Nathan, like the phoenix of Egyptian legend, is periodically consumed by the flames of his own passion, and rises anew from his own ashes.

--SDS

"If I hear the words 'that's final' coming out of your mouth again, they truely will be."

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, May 22, 2006 1:42 AM

Nathan Fillion would have won this morning's SF Bay to Breakers race but peeled off short of the finish line and let the guy from Kenya collect the prize.

Nathan Fillion knows why the caged bird sings.

Nathan Fillion has seen the wind.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

SHINYDS

Monday, May 22, 2006 1:59 AM

*Having seen the wind, he can also paint with all of its colors.

And yes. I'm a DnD nerd.

"If I hear the words 'that's final' coming out of your mouth again, they truely will be."

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, May 22, 2006 2:17 AM

Nathan Fillion can keep the rain off your parade.

Galileo was correct but he didn't go far enough; The Sun goes around Nathan Fillion.

ETA:
Nathan Fillion can keep your home free of ants and roaches for an entire year.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

CHOLLETT

Monday, May 22, 2006 2:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Hey guys, just to say I've been loving these. I was thinking of printing them out in a little book and having it bound up in a Book of 101 facts about Nathan Fillion that I could present when I finally meet him (or pass on to someone else who is going to a con. he's attending) What do you think? I thought it would be perfect bathroom reading for him (not that he actually uses the bathroom!). So far, by my count we have about 83 so a few more needed please!

Edit: On second thoughts, this is really presumptious of me!! I shall pass this idea on to Cholett who started this whole thing!!

I absolutely LOVE that idea. That being said, if you want to, go ahead. I wish i could do it myself, but Cons never come to North Vancouver, or Vancouver for that matter, and even though he's filmed here twice now (and hopefully more in the future), film sets are somewhat more difficult to infiltrate. If i could meet the man himself, my head would probably implode, as mentioned in an earlier Fact, but it is sadly unlikely for me. So go right ahead, but you can give credit if you feel it is necessary.

Who knows, the way this is going at the moment, we might need volumes! This is kind of awesome.
And now for another fact about our Mr. Reynolds:

Nathan Fillion doesn't plan his schedule around Cons. Cons plan their schedules around Nathan Fillion.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 22, 2006 10:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Hey guys, just to say I've been loving these. I was thinking of printing them out in a little book and having it bound up in a Book of 101 facts about Nathan Fillion that I could present when I finally meet him (or pass on to someone else who is going to a con. he's attending) What do you think? I thought it would be perfect bathroom reading for him (not that he actually uses the bathroom!). So far, by my count we have about 83 so a few more needed please!

Edit: On second thoughts, this is really presumptious of me!! I shall pass this idea on to Cholett who started this whole thing!!

I absolutely LOVE that idea. That being said, if you want to, go ahead. I wish i could do it myself, but Cons never come to North Vancouver, or Vancouver for that matter, and even though he's filmed here twice now (and hopefully more in the future), film sets are somewhat more difficult to infiltrate. If i could meet the man himself, my head would probably implode, as mentioned in an earlier Fact, but it is sadly unlikely for me. So go right ahead, but you can give credit if you feel it is necessary.

Who knows, the way this is going at the moment, we might need volumes! This is kind of awesome.
And now for another fact about our Mr. Reynolds:

Nathan Fillion doesn't plan his schedule around Cons. Cons plan their schedules around Nathan Fillion.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

Yay! Thankyou for allowing me to do this. What I'll do is make up a book over summer with my favorite 101 (you're right we might need a second volume at this rate!) and who said each, then I'll get it bound up with a cool piccie of Nathan on the front (maybe the one with him in the kilt?). I can make multiple copies and get them posted out to whoever wants one, just a couple of pounds maybe for the cost of binding. I am not going to meet Nathan I don't think but was thinking of giving one to Jewel so she could learn more about the God she has worked with! I'll probably not get this finished till begining of August (manic schedule), but it would be something I'd enjoy doing! Who would want one?

By the way, the sky has just opened in a torrential downpour. This is because Nathan forgot to shower this morning.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Monday, May 22, 2006 1:03 PM

Nathan Fillion is the fifth dentist.

Nathan Fillion can make a camel pass through the eye of a needle.

Nathan Fillion knows what happens when an irresistible force meets and immovable object.

Nathan Fillion can make a rock so massive god can't move it.
Nathan Fillion can move the rock.

"Nathan Fillion," is the sound a falling tree makes when no one can hear it.

Nathan Fillion is God's idea man.

Nathan Fillion knows the Question to the Ultimate Answer.

Nathan Fillion can have just one.

Nathan Fillion can take it with him.

KEVAR

Monday, May 22, 2006 1:13 PM

When Nathan talks, E.F. Hutton listens.

BLACKJOKE

Monday, May 22, 2006 1:24 PM

Nathan Fillion is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

CHOLLETT

Monday, May 22, 2006 6:17 PM

Nathan Fillion knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

SHINYDS

Monday, May 22, 2006 6:36 PM

Nathan Fillion can have his cake and eat it too.

Mmm...cake...

"If I hear the words 'that's final' coming out of your mouth again, they truely will be."

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 22, 2006 7:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...

...horses aren't even hung like Chuck Norris...

...Horses and Chuck Norris are hung like Nathan Fillion...although not quite as big.

/\/\/\/\

Nathan's milkshake brings everyone to the yard. And Damn right, it's better than yours!

/\/\/\/\

If Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel had a baby....Nathan Fillion could still P3WN it!

/\/\/\/

IF Nathan jumped into water, Nathan wouldn't get wet, the water would get Nathan fillion.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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FMF now officially requires a new keyboard and some lungs, as the coke I aspirated with the laughing and then spit all over the desk have destroyed them!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 22, 2006 7:46 PM

Nathan Fillion not only wrote and solved Da Vinci's code - he IS the holy grail!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

TUFTYFELLA

Monday, May 22, 2006 8:58 PM

Nathan Fillion not only has "the force" he is "the force"

VOLK564

Monday, May 22, 2006 11:45 PM

Some more that came to me at work:

Nathan Fillion never has to put his right foot in, nor does he have to shake it all about. He already knows what it's all about.

Nathan Fillion's tears cure cancer. Too bad Nathan Fillion doesn't cry. Ever.

-Volk

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:07 AM

Nathan Fillion neither waits nor sleeps -- he ACTS!

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

MEANGOLDFISH

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:14 AM

Nathan Fillion can beat Contra without even touching the controller.

BRONZETHUMB

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:34 AM

* Nathan Fillion can make the sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, etc.

* The best part of waking up is Nathan Fillion in your cup.

* Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Alan Tudyk? No, it's Nathan Fillion!

* Nathan Fillion's yo' daddy.

* Nathan Fillion will be forever young.

* Nathan Fillion knows what you did last summer (wait, that sounds creepy and stalkerish).

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 12:39 PM

Nathan Fillion doesn't have to check the list twice, he doesn't have to check it at all.

Nathan Fillion KNOWS what evil lurks in the hearts of men.

edit

Nathan Fillion can tug on Superman's cape
Nathan Fillion can spit into the wind
Nathan Fillion can pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
Nathan Fillion can mess around with Jim

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

KEVAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:15 PM

Nathan Fillion is the Walrus

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:18 PM

Nathan Fillion knows whether or not Paul is dead.

Nathan Fillion shot the Sherrif AND the Deputy.

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:42 PM

Nathan Fillion is the reason I can't get a date

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:46 PM

Satan started his unholy war against heaven, because he kept losing to Nathan Fillion in rock-paper-scissors.

The reason so few of us notice this unholy war is raging, is because Nathan Fillion is holding his outstretched hand against Satan's forehead.

Satan's domain is underground, because he's been running up against Nathan Fillion's hand so long, he dug himself in.

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:50 PM

One for the Browncoats exclusively;

No woman can resist Nathan Fillion, ever. This proves Morena Baccarin must logically be the greatest actress alive.

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:55 PM

Nathan Fillion can walk over a banana peel, noooo problem.

Nathan Fillion does not get bad hair days, he just gets way ahead fashionwize (don't know how to spell this one)

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. Most everything else just leads to Nathan Fillion.

Yoda is Nathan Fillion impersonating Play-doh.

"Everything I do" is about Nathan Fillion.

Bryan Adams isn't gay, he just has great insight in people.

Nathan Fillion can tell which parts of Michael Jackson are real.

Nathan Fillion can translate between Stallone and Schwarznegger and still sound like he's making sense.

Nathan Fillion does not have a MySpace; he considers all good people his friends and if he wishes to be heard, he will simply speak.

Nathan Fillion has faith in God. It's a mutual thing.

If Nathan Fillion gets really REALLY calm he reverts into the Hulk.

Nathan Fillion bit Peter Parker, that whole spider thing was just a coincidence.

Nathan Fillion doesn't mind kryptonite, in fact; he likes the colour.

If Nathan Fillion doesn't answer your prayers, it's because he knows you're doing just fine, but you don't see it yet.

Nathan Fillion doesn't need to blink, he just does it for dramatic effect.

Historians have found the initials "NF" scratched into the walls of the Alamo. They also report a lot of UFO sightings around that time.

God got the idea for a new kind of bug, after taking a spin in Nathan's new hot ride.

Dictionary entry for 'serenity'; the state of mind of an individual after having been told to "relax" by Nathan Fillion

MAGDALENE

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:33 PM

Nathan Fillion has heard the sound of one hand clapping

Oprah is hoping to be invited on to Nathan Fillion's show

Nathan Fillion is the one who rescued those miners in Tasmania after 2 weeks underground (he was busy until then)

Joshua blew his trumpet in the battle of Jerico but it was Nathan Fillion who caused the walls to tumble down

Nathan Fillion sank the Titanic without meaning to (honestly, he said 'ooops')

Nathan Fillion invented chocolate

Nathan Fillion invented sex

Nathan Fillion invented the term, 'better than sex'

Nathan Fillion is the reason Oprah Winfrey refuses to get married (she's saving herself)

Nathan Fillion fed the Israelites in the wilderness after they fled from Egypt

Hmmmmm I know I had some others but I forgot them - Nathan Fillion has 'filled up my senses'

"I love my Captain!"

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:45 PM

If Nathan Fillion ever says "Sleep" straight to your face, you just fall over. Five hours later however you wake up perfectly refreshed, with a brand new lust for life. In fact Iggy Pop wrote his best songs after one such an incident.

If Nathan Fillion ever says "Die" straight to your face, God judges you, then and there.

God and Nathan Fillion refer to each other simply as "Nate" and "Joss"

(hope I don't offend anyone with that one, remember we're practicing humor here )

If Nathan Fillion ever asks a woman "What's wrong?", she bursts into tears and tells him exactly what's the matter. Nathan will then know exactly what to do.

If Nathan Fillion ever tells you to "live damned, LIVE !" you find the man/woman of your dreams within seven days and you'll die a happy, old man/woman when it's your time.

Nathan Fillion goes around shouting "Live damned, LIVE!" to people everywhere.

If Nathan Fillion ever smiles and winks to a woman, she doesn't have to fake it ever again.

Charlie's Chocolate Factory is actually a division of Nathan Fillion Inc. Willy Wonka exists solely as a tax reduction method.

This is why all women love chocolate, even those that don't admit it.

MAGDALENE

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:00 PM

God and Nathan Fillion refer to each other simply as "Nate" and "Joss"

(hope I don't offend anyone with that one, remember we're practicing humor here )

If Nathan Fillion ever tells you to "live damned, LIVE !" you find the man/woman of your dreams within seven days and you'll die a happy, old man/woman when it's your time.

Nathan Fillion goes around shouting "Live damned, LIVE!" to people everywhere.

If Nathan Fillion ever smiles and winks to a woman, she doesn't have to fake it ever again.

I have got to meet Nathan Fillion one day!! I knew I was missiong something in my life...

"I love my Captain!"

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:12 PM

If Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyck and Adam Baldwin ever play two on one basketball, nobody wins... they just have a great time and a cold one afterwards.(preferably Belgian )

The three point exploding heart technique is based on a real life phenomenon; it's called "the Nathan Fillion Valentine's day card".

Nathan Fillion's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.
[first one to recognise that one wins... euhm my aproval]

With Nathan Fillion pun is always intended, otherwise he'd find some other way to say it.

There are no aliens in Firefly because Malcom Reynolds bred them all out in doing it with ALL the hot alien babes.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Naglfar:
Nathan Fillion's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.
[first one to recognise that one wins... euhm my aproval]

So Nathan is a monk?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by Naglfar:
Nathan Fillion's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.
[first one to recognise that one wins... euhm my aproval]

So Nathan is a monk?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

Not quite what I meant, think future, but less realistic... ooh and four fingers per hand.

On a side note: Nathan Fillion is the One, Neo is just a loser who downloaded the cheatcodes.

CHOLLETT

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 10:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Naglfar:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by Naglfar:
Nathan Fillion's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.
[first one to recognise that one wins... euhm my aproval]

So Nathan is a monk?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

Not quite what I meant, think future, but less realistic... ooh and four fingers per hand.

On a side note: Nathan Fillion is the One, Neo is just a loser who downloaded the cheatcodes.

Futurama. The wireframe pickup line test guys in the valentine's day episode, if i'm not mistaken.

Nathan Fillion has seen every episode of Futurama, The Simpsons, Buffy, Angel, 24, and That 70's Show. He was there.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

COPILOT

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:14 PM

On the eigth day post rest (sitting around watching T.V. and eating cheetos) God looked at his creation and relized something was missing so after carefull calculations he finally said let there be FILLION!

An I carried such a torch

WORSHIPMAL

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:14 PM

Ah Futurama. Yet another great show cancelled before its time by FOX.

SHINYDS

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:43 PM

Nathan Fillion expells demons at the mere utterance of his name.

--SDS

"If I hear the words 'that's final' coming out of your mouth again, they truely will be."

VIVACE

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 12:16 AM

Your attraction to Nathan Fillion in no way affects your sexual orientation.

Nathan Fillion is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Never bring a knife to a gunfight. And never bring a gun to a Nathan Fillion fight.

The only reason you're awake is because Nathan Fillion doesn't want to carry you.

Nathan Fillion calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Nathan Fillion.

When Malcolm Renolds heard he was being played by Nathan Fillion, Mal killed Fillion. Nobody plays Mal.

When Nathan Fillion goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

If Nathan Fillion's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

Nathan Fillion played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Nathan Fillion's milk. Oh you are so screwed.

Nathan Fillion wasn't born, he was unleashed.

Killing Nathan Fillion doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

When Mal asked Niska if he wanted to meet the real Mal, they had to edit out what happened next because they realized that if the viewers at home saw the real Mal, they would all be dead.

Never use the phrase, "I feel half dead," around Nathan Fillion; he never leaves a job unfinished.

Nathan Fillion was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.

Nathan Fillion once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Nathan Fillion uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Nathan Fillion doesn't associate with anything that is #2.

My parents told my little brother and I that Malcolm Renolds was "just a television character". We are now orphans.

What color is Nathan Fillion's blood? Trick question. Nathan Fillion does not bleed.

Nathan Fillion sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Nathan Fillion has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

If Nathan and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Nathan would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

If Nathan Fillion shot you while quail hunting, it wouldn't be an accident.

Nathan Fillion once tortured and killed a man using only shadow puppets.

Dr House once told Nathan Fillion that "House" could kick Firefly's ass. Notice how House now walks with a limp.

Nathan Fillion doesn't breathe. The air hides in his lungs for protection.

No man has ever used the phrase, "Nathan Fillion is a pussy" in a sentence and lived to tel-

CHRISTHECYNIC

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 1:11 AM

Just to get me sent to various Hells:
Nathan can set a fire that does not consume the bush.

Nathan can honestly say, "Jesus, I am your Father."

Nathan told Gabriel what to tell Mohammad.

Everything is a part of God and God is a part of Nathan.

Nirvana is achieved by learning to think like Nathan.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 1:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Naglfar:
On a side note: Nathan Fillion is the One, Neo is just a loser who downloaded the cheatcodes.

I thought the defintion of The One was, more or less: The guy who's got the cheatcodes.

Which, by the way, means Neo has the cheatcodes, Nathan wrote them.

REDLAVA

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:49 AM

Nathan Fillion was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Nathan Fillion once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Nahtan Fillion is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Nathan claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Nathan Fillion calls this "a slow Tuesday."

The movie "Serenity" was extremely hard to make because Nahtan had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

One of Nathan Fillion's punches traveled so fast it went back in time and hit Amelia Earhart in the face.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:44 AM

Nathan Fillion taught the bees how to make honey sweet.

Nathan Fillion is tougher than fried liver, more tender than Kobe beef, and hotter than a Habanero pepper.

Nathan Fillion is the Egg Man.

Nathan Fillion loves you, pretty baby, and he'll help you make it through the night.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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