Twentieth Floor: Nice, Evil, and In-Between

POSTED BY: LightMeDark
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 30, 2006 23:40
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MAI

Monday, May 22, 2006 1:49 AM (P)

Um I can't mention them.

I'm in charge of the things that shall not be named... or checking that everyone has them. Actually no idea what it means. I belive it occured in the midst of the chaotic, JG Presidential election.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

JADEHAND

Monday, May 22, 2006 2:40 AM (P)

*currently doesn't have them....

SERYN

Monday, May 22, 2006 10:47 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
The internet is for porn

That or pom.

David

or pom porn.

*oh my god pass me the bleach and the brillo pads - that image needs to be scrubbed from my mind!

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

SERYN

Monday, May 22, 2006 10:57 AM (P)

I always thought 'unmentionable' was a victorian euphemism for underwear - which we've already discussed at great length.

Gah! I was walking through town yesterday and there was this girl walking through town wearing WHITE trousers made out of the thinnest cotton i've ever seen not draping a bed. You could see everything, the exact pattern of her lace skimpies, the shade of her badly applied fake tan even, and I was wondering why anyone was still stupid enough to make such ridiculous sartorial mistakes - then looked to my left for traffic, and theres a guy there absolutely fixated on her arse. Slack jawed and drooling.

Chavs. *rolls eyes*

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, May 22, 2006 12:38 PM (P)

Meh. I'm in a funk today. Dunno why. Got up on the wrong side of the bed or something. Need cheering!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

SCORPIONREGENT

Monday, May 22, 2006 12:53 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Meh. I'm in a funk today. Dunno why. Got up on the wrong side of the bed or something. Need cheering!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

Perhaps you should find somebody nice and go back to bed.

Hey I was only thinking of cuddling! What did you think I meant?

Scorpion Regent

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, May 22, 2006 1:19 PM (P)

*sigh*

Wasn't the whole point of this skyscraper about how hard it is to find nice people?

I've just come full circle, haven't I?

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

CAPTAINWALDO

Monday, May 22, 2006 1:27 PM (P)

Cheer up Serenity,

I brought some Geese, feel like juggeling.

**Begins juggling**

**Gets pelted with Goose Poop**

I NEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE FED THEM FIRST!!

JADEHAND

Monday, May 22, 2006 1:44 PM (P)

Hey you, cheer up. it could be worse. you could be me. We did find nice people. we're all here. Okay not all of us are nice, some of us are evil, but in a nice way. If finding the answers was easy, we'd all have them. Then we wouldn't have come together here.

everythin' goin' to be ok.

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, May 22, 2006 2:43 PM (P)

Thanks all! I am feeling better. Just one of those GRRR days, you know? We all have them. I'll survive.

I stubbed my toe the other night, and now I have a bruise, under the nail. I don't think I've ever done that before. Poor me!

*goes to freezer, finds gallon of "No fat, no calorie, amazingly delicious, all natural Chocolate Chocolate and Even More Chocolate Ice Cream.*

*grabs a spoon*

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, May 22, 2006 3:51 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Thanks all! I am feeling better.

Good to hear it. Sorry I wasn't able to help in your hour of grimness but I was asleep I think. Time zones, aren't they wonderfull. Anyway for future reference this is what I watch to cheer myself up http://www.homestarrunner.com/ after a few sbemails and some Cheat Commandoes I'm always feeling better.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

CITIZEN

Monday, May 22, 2006 4:21 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Meh. I'm in a funk today. Dunno why. Got up on the wrong side of the bed or something. Need cheering!

I could pour boiling oil on myself for your amussment.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, May 22, 2006 4:24 PM (P)

That would not make me amused.

Is your arm any better today?

If it's very bad, you should go to the doctor.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

CITIZEN

Monday, May 22, 2006 4:55 PM (P)

spoil sport

My arms better, got lots of red bloatches where the oil hit, my arms by Picasso.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, May 22, 2006 5:08 PM (P)

Poor you!

Have some kissies to make it feel better. They work on the TREE.

Does that help?

I had a friend who had a pot of boiling water dropped on her foot once. It wasn't pretty.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

JADEHAND

Monday, May 22, 2006 6:29 PM (P)

good to hear you are feeling better.
Me Tired. Me go crashy soon.
* is having a yawny day.
.....
....

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

CITIZEN

Monday, May 22, 2006 7:06 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Poor you!

Have some kissies to make it feel better. They work on the TREE.

Well, starting to feel better, but I might need some more

...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, May 22, 2006 7:59 PM (P)

Did JadeHand crash?

Good thing we have this SumptuouslySquishyCrazilyComfyDevastatinglyDreamyMarvelouslyMarshmallowyFantasticallyFluffyFloor™ to sleep upon.

That was so cleverly done, Sean, you've earned this:

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

CITIZEN

Monday, May 22, 2006 8:49 PM (P)

I've just been reminded of something though. Did you ever get that straight from Germany Ritter chocolate? Have I asked this question already?

Would it be illegal if I blew up the Big Brother house and executed those responcible for creating the show, or would it be considered a service to humanity?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, May 22, 2006 9:00 PM (P)

Did you mail me Ritter chocolate from Germany?

Because no, I never got it.

What a shame! I would have loved that. It was very thoughtful of you to think of me, anyway. And it really IS the thought that counts.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

CITIZEN

Monday, May 22, 2006 9:02 PM (P)

I sent it to Carol to include in your care package, but I know she got one returned as a big melted mess.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

JADEHAND

Monday, May 22, 2006 10:14 PM (P)

*weeps for the melted chocolate.

what a horrible way to go.

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, May 22, 2006 10:20 PM (P)

I bet it was in that one. The squished one. All that poor lost chocolate.

Oh well, next time I stop by that british grocer I adore, I'll buy myself a Ritter and pretend it's from you!!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

CITIZEN

Monday, May 22, 2006 10:32 PM (P)

There was Dark chocolate, White Chocolate + nuts, Milk Chocolate, Milk Chocolate with raisins and Coconut centre. I got all the different varieties I could find while I wasn't comatose.

Which was often, being the Oktoberfest an’ all…

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, May 22, 2006 11:22 PM (P)

Love the ER quote by the way.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

SERYN

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:01 AM (P)

ok, need to sleep, I read ER and went looking for doctors in the thread.

Bah! I scoffed a load of skittles thinking that i'd be up and working still, and i'm not - i finished, and now i'm wide awake and sugared up and theres nothing to do but tidy my room.

Bah I say. Bah!

Did you know that if you let skittles dissolve in your mouth they get working quicker? its much fun.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:12 AM (P)

no more tasting the rainbow for you, young lady!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:22 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
ok, need to sleep, I read ER and went looking for doctors in the thread.

Then I need to sleep to. I'm like all, "I don't see any Clooney. Where is this supposed ER quote?"

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

SERYN

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:40 AM (P)

ok, i'm putting the skittles down and i'm going to go put my nightshirt on and lie there and stare at the cieling thinking sleepy thoughts. It may work, it may not. I may be in a bad mood tomorrow, but i'll do my best to be nice, see y'all soon!

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

JADEHAND

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:53 AM (P)

Sleep is for the weak.....zzzzzzzzz

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

MAI

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 6:32 AM (P)

I thought never slept?

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

SERYN

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 7:21 AM (P)

or is that sleep is for the week?

Right, i'm back off to bed, reckon I should see you all next on tuesday next!

ok, kidding, i have to go to work now. Bah!

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

CITIZEN

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 8:28 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Then I need to sleep to. I'm like all, "I don't see any Clooney. Where is this supposed ER quote?"

ER = Eleanor Roosevelt...

See Signature.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 2:31 PM (P)

I think we had ER roses in our garden once. Or was it Abraham Lincolns?

They were named after someone, that I remember!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

COZEN

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 2:50 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

Gorram Puritanism anyway.

Oh... who were the founding mothers, eh?

Larry Flint is still an a***ole, imho. So is Falwell.

***
Oops, sorry, all angsty, gorram it! Yay lissa!

JADEHAND

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 2:53 PM (P)

sleeps, it just continues to work it's way into innocent minds as it does.

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:17 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Then I need to sleep to. I'm like all, "I don't see any Clooney. Where is this supposed ER quote?"
ER = Eleanor Roosevelt...

See Signature.

Yeah I got that actually. After strolling through the thread once looking for Clooney related quotes I went through again and just read all of the sigs. Thanks for pointing it out though in case I, you know, hadn't. Of course if somebody **cough cough** CallMeSerenity **cough cough** had taken the time to type out Eleanor or Roosevelt in the first place....

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 7:37 PM (P)

Dave, did you just insinuate that I'm lazy? Did you?

Them's fightin' words!!

Where are the pillows?

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 8:20 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Dave, did you just insinuate that I'm lazy? Did you?

Hell, I didn't just insinuate, I flat out implied!

Quote:
Them's fightin' words!!

Where are the pillows?

Here's one. *Dave throws pillow at CMS*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

MAI

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 9:58 PM (P)

Oooh goody a pillow fight! Can I play? I'm on Serenity's team! *throws pillows at dave's head*

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 10:29 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

*Dave throws pillow at CMS*

*Ducks. Pillow sails over CMS's head.*

*thows pie at Dave*

*runs away*

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:24 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Oooh goody a pillow fight! Can I play? I'm on Serenity's team! *throws pillows at dave's head*

Ganging up on me eh? Luckilly for me I've a large stockpile of pillowy armaments. *three pillows fly in the direction of mai in rapid sucession*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:30 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*thows pie at Dave*

Pies eh? A clear escalation in the confrontation. You give me no choice but to unleash my ultimate weapon the cream puff tommy gun. (As seen in Bugsy Malone http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074256/)

Quote:
*runs away*

But not fast enough to escape a thorough cream puffing.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

MATTIE

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:39 PM (P)

*Mattie pokes her head in only to have a pie whizz past her head and into the face of an unexpecting Dave*

Woah! I'm away for, like, three weeks and not only is there a skyscraper in FFF.net, but there's a pie fight going on on the top floor. Super, duper SHINY!!!

Run CMS, Run! *giggles as she closes the door behind her and joins the fun*

Oh,look! A pizza fort with an easy button attached.

*Mattie presses the button. A paper titled English 5010 Essay 1 appears in her hand. Presses it again and a pie appears in the other.*

Woah! I need to get me one of these!!

Wacky fun!

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 12:39 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
*Mattie pokes her head in only to have a pie whizz past her head and into the face of an unexpecting Dave*

Oh among this treacherous crowd I'm always expecting.

I'm not sure that came out right. Anyway for your perfidy I am forced to open the funnel of chocolate sauce and the bucket of rainbow sprinkles. You Mattie have been sundaed.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

JADEHAND

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:47 AM (P)

*joins in the Pie fight*

Hey CMS!

Mai!

Seryn!

Anybody else want some?

*licks Cream off of faces.*

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

LIGHTMEDARK

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:36 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Where are the pillows?

i'm here, i'm here

MAI

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:32 AM (P)

*pummels JH, Dave, and LMD with triple decker, carmel, chocolate-fudge, and whip cream pies.

*runs to another floor and hides.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 12:43 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Where are the pillows?

i'm here, i'm here

Oh good, LMD! Just in time.

Hit him *points to Dave* and him *points to JH* with these *hands LMD large stack o' pies*.

Thanks!

*follows Mai*

*discovers jacuzzi on a forgotten floor.*

Oooh, mai! You thinking what I'm thinking?

*they jump in*.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

JADEHAND

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 1:37 PM (P)

ummm. Pie.
*wonders off looking for a shower*

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

MATTIE

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:20 PM (P)

Quote:
You Mattie have been sundaed.

Yumm!! Sundaes! *Mattie licks her lips and hands and then chucks the lemon creme pie she has at dave--all in good fun, of course*

I know you were expecting that, what with this self-proclaimed evil crowd running around, but what's a girl to do but to retaliate?

Wacky fun!

JADEHAND

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:31 PM (P)

ohhh! Sundaes.... yummy.

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

MAI

Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:19 AM (P)

Quote:
discovers jacuzzi on a forgotten floor.*

Oooh, mai! You thinking what I'm thinking?

*they jump in*.

Oooh this is the life. They won't ever think to look for us on this floor!

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

JADEHAND

Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:23 AM (P)

*begins the search for two missing victi... ladies.*

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

JADEHAND

Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:18 PM (P)

*continues searching*

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:42 PM (P)

Oh look! Mimosas!

How convenient!

*hands Mai a glass*

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

LIGHTMEDARK

Thursday, May 25, 2006 9:11 PM (P)

hmm, what am i supposed to do with these pies?

/me looks down as his stomach issues a rather loud gurlging noise in protest of its hunger

ah, that's it...

MAI

Thursday, May 25, 2006 11:38 PM (P)

LOVELY! *gulps down drink*

And look at that they refill all on their own!

~several hours later~

*sings* Take mylboooooeveee take meeeeee land, take me whereeeeeee ...whoa.. i cannot stand.
something, something... and boil some tea!

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

JADEHAND

Friday, May 26, 2006 2:12 AM (P)

*Finds two drunken ladies at a hottub on another floor. Joins them*

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

MAI

Friday, May 26, 2006 5:25 AM (P)

UH OH SERENITY! We've been found out. Oh well I'm having too much fun to care.

Hey Jade. *hands over a drink* Have some of this. It's reallllllllllllly good.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

JADEHAND

Friday, May 26, 2006 6:41 AM (P)

It's okay, I won't tell anyone else. It was getting a little messy back there anyway with the pie fight. I like it here. Ohhh Drinks. Thank you
*joins the Hot Tub drinking.*

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, May 26, 2006 1:28 PM (P)

*finished off her latest mimosa*

*starts a rousing chorus of "Hero of Canton*

Hi JH! Welcome to the Mimosacuzzi!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

LIGHTMEDARK

Saturday, May 27, 2006 12:00 AM (P)

what's a mimosa

kthxbai

SERYN

Saturday, May 27, 2006 12:07 AM (P)

I have a packet of 'mimosa mandarin' scented incense.

no idea what it is. I think mine is a flower, and serenity's is a cocktail.

mimosas all round! (you can drink it or wear it as you see fit.)

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

CALLMESERENITY

Saturday, May 27, 2006 12:50 AM (P)

champagne and orange juice.

what's kthxbai?

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

LIGHTMEDARK

Saturday, May 27, 2006 3:57 AM (P)

more geek type stuff...it's a shortening of ok, thanks. bye.

COZEN

Saturday, May 27, 2006 6:11 AM (P)

Mai is my Summer
That I shall want....

hehe: every time I say or do something stoopid, which happens a lot, I'll yell, "Mai"!

***

MAI

Saturday, May 27, 2006 6:39 AM (P)

Let me just start by apologzing for it all now. Think it'll save me some time in the long run.

*back to the drinking/jacuzzi fun*

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

COZEN

Saturday, May 27, 2006 6:51 AM (P)

I'm sorry, but we cannot accept your apologies, cuz we luvs ya, which makes you apology free.

So, like, there!

***

MAI

Saturday, May 27, 2006 7:18 AM (P)

ALL part of the evil plan! *superscaryevillaugh*

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

SERYN

Saturday, May 27, 2006 8:11 AM (P)

aw, sweet.

And faintly alarming.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

LIGHTMEDARK

Saturday, May 27, 2006 8:42 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
*superscaryevillaugh*

/me trembles fearfully

XEROGRAVITYADVANCED

Sunday, May 28, 2006 12:24 AM (P)

So this is where all the fat cows gather.

LIGHTMEDARK

Sunday, May 28, 2006 12:45 AM (P)

i see you're advanced, now

there are some particularly fat cows here...take ol' bessy, for example

MAI

Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:34 AM (P)

Ooh advanced! *impressive* WELCOME BACK XG! from one fat cow to another.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

MAI

Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:37 AM (P)

You should tremble. Cause im telling you much with the evil. really. or at least a plan to become evil. Well, really more of a planning of a plan to be evil momentarily one day sometime in the next year or so. At the very least a plannning of a plan to hire someone to play the part of me being evil momentarily...

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

CITIZEN

Sunday, May 28, 2006 11:41 AM (P)

The thing trolls don't know is that when they post here the site logs their IP.

And when you have someone's IP you can find out their name, date of birth, address, telephone number, how often they've been arrested for necrophillia...

Not saying XGA can only get some if he digs up dead bodies, but sometimes his right hand gets tired.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

SERYN

Sunday, May 28, 2006 4:11 PM (P)

Tut Citizen, you're not meant to look directly at the trolls! And you really shouldn't verbally poke it like that.

If you are going to poke at something do it properly and use a stick! A pointy one preferably.

No, I jest. Really, the correct procedure I believe is to ignore it until it self implodes or gets stamped on by a moderator. Whichever happens first.

I COMPLETED THE CARNIVAL PARADE COSTUMES!

Yey me! the parade is next weekend, i'm going to go along and get loads of photo's. But right now I'm off to nap.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

JADEHAND

Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:12 PM (P)

*helps with the evil

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, May 28, 2006 9:23 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
Quote:
You Mattie have been sundaed.

Yumm!! Sundaes! *Mattie licks her lips and hands and then chucks the lemon creme pie she has at dave--all in good fun, of course*

I know you were expecting that, what with this self-proclaimed evil crowd running around, but what's a girl to do but to retaliate?

Wacky fun!

Please
Forgive
Lateness
Of
Reply

I
Was
Shanghaied
Into
Coastering

It'll
Probably
Happen
Again
Though

So
You
May
Doubt
My
Sincerity

Note the bb software will almost certainly munge up the formating so hit "Reply With Quote" to see the proper spacing.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

MATTIE

Sunday, May 28, 2006 11:53 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
Quote:
You Mattie have been sundaed.

Yumm!! Sundaes! *Mattie licks her lips and hands and then chucks the lemon creme pie she has at dave--all in good fun, of course*

I know you were expecting that, what with this self-proclaimed evil crowd running around, but what's a girl to do but to retaliate?

Wacky fun!

Please
Forgive
Lateness
Of
Reply

I
Was
Shanghaied
Into
Coastering

It'll
Probably
Happen
Again
Though

So
You
May
Doubt
My
Sincerity

Note the bb software will almost certainly munge up the formating so hit "Reply With Quote" to see the proper spacing.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

Haha! S'okay, Dave. Coastering? Humm... Ahh, well. Here goes--
*Mattie throws the pie in the direction of the shanghaied Dave*
I gotta take the chance while you're still around!

Wacky fun!

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, May 29, 2006 12:23 AM (P)

Yeah done with carnival costumes!!!! Can't wait to see pics!!!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, May 29, 2006 12:25 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
Haha! S'okay, Dave. Coastering? Humm... Ahh, well. Here goes--
*Mattie throws the pie in the direction of the shanghaied Dave*
I gotta take the chance while you're still around!

*Do to his recreationally reconfigured inner ear dave is able to Matrix his body out of the way of the pie that then manages to hit not only CMS and Seryn but after splashback everybody else on the twentieth floor. (With an extra helping of pie filling for all of the nice participants.)*

And now I unveil my most secret of secret weapons the hot cheese machine. *Fondue begins over flowing from the rim of a truly wicked looking chaffing pot*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, May 29, 2006 12:28 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
I COMPLETED THE CARNIVAL PARADE COSTUMES!

Yeah! Parade! Whee!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

MATTIE

Monday, May 29, 2006 12:57 AM (P)

Quote:
*Do to his recreationally reconfigured inner ear dave is able to Matrix his body out of the way of the pie that then manages to hit not only CMS and Seryn but after splashback everybody else on the twentieth floor. (With an extra helping of pie filling for all of the nice participants.)*

I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE!!! That pie was meant for Dave's face!
*Glares at Dave with the fondue pot--if looks could kill...*

Quote:
And now I unveil my most secret of secret weapons the hot cheese machine. *Fondue begins over flowing from the rim of a truly wicked looking chaffing pot*

This, dear Dave, means WAR!!
(Of course, I mean a massive food fight in which you end up covered in food and I remain safely covered in sundae topping.)
*Mattie pulls out HER most secret of weapons--the EASY button!!! She presses it and Dave's hot cheese machine appears in her hands!!*
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!

Wacky fun!

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, May 29, 2006 1:27 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
This, dear Dave, means WAR!!
(Of course, I mean a massive food fight in which you end up covered in food and I remain safely covered in sundae topping.)

But of course. You can't change the rules of the game in mid stream unless you are evil. And you can't be evil since I am. Muwahaha.

Quote:
*Mattie pulls out HER most secret of weapons--the EASY button!!! She presses it and Dave's hot cheese machine appears in her hands!!*

Surely you didn't think I would be so foolish as to ignore the perfect defense against molten swiss and cheddar do you? Behold the stainless steal fondue forks of doom!! (Plus an endless supply of day old bread.)

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

MATTIE

Monday, May 29, 2006 4:20 AM (P)

Quote:
But of course. You can't change the rules of the game in mid stream unless you are evil. And you can't be evil since I am. Muwahaha.

Umm... whoever said there was only one evil person in this tower?! I count no less than seven people who declare themselves as such (there may be more, but I'm too lazy to take the time to really count). So, Mattie can change the rules--Hahahahahaha!

Quote:
Surely you didn't think I would be so foolish as to ignore the perfect defense against molten swiss and cheddar do you? Behold the stainless steal fondue forks of doom!! (Plus an endless supply of day old bread.)

Your puny forks and bread crums are NO match for my (borrowed) cheese!!!

Wacky fun!

SERYN

Monday, May 29, 2006 9:53 AM (P)

*pulls out a pack of 'Sticky Fingers diposable wipes' and starts handing them around.

Knew these would be needed eventually.

May I suggest to everyone that we move over this way a bit? *points*

ok, hangon, one idea, grab that cart!

They load Dayve onto a trolly, wheel him through the magic wardrobe, then they do the same with Mattie.

Both are now dressed in head to toe black, - hats, shirts, waistcoats. chaps,jeans and boots, exactly like wild west gun slingers. (everyone else got dressed up aswell, *admires her own saloon dancer dress*

Seryn presses a button on the remote, and the High Noon music starts to play.

Well, High Noon filtered through the Muppets.

WaWa WaWa Whaaaah! Waah Waaah waaaaaaaaaah....

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

JADEHAND

Monday, May 29, 2006 3:30 PM (P)

ah a gunslinger's duel.... very entertaining.
*heads to the Saloon

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

SERYN

Monday, May 29, 2006 3:58 PM (P)

more of a... how yoo say... fondu slingers... no

fonduflingers duel.

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, May 29, 2006 4:28 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Dayve

Who is this Dayve person of which you speak? And why does he/she/it get a costume change when I'm the one in the duel?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, May 29, 2006 4:42 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
Your puny forks and bread crums are NO match for my (borrowed) cheese!!!

You have a lot to learn about bread and cheese young one. If you are lucky your education won't prove to be too painfull for you.

But where are our manners; we just can't serve the main course before the salad. *head upon head of romaine falls from the sky accompanied by radishes, sliced bell pepper (green, red, and yellow), water cress, olives (black and green), and croutons (previously reserved from the endless supply of day old bread and bake/fried in olive oil and a secret blend of spices heavy on the rosemary) followed by a thorough drenching of creamy italian dressing.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

SERYN

Monday, May 29, 2006 4:54 PM (P)

AROOGA! AROOGA! DYSLEXIA ALERT! AROOGA!

ok, sorry dave, 'some reason, thought it was that way. Probably the y in Shayne.

'tis you in the fancy pants, fling away!

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, May 29, 2006 5:05 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
ok, sorry dave, 'some reason, thought it was that way. Probably the y in Shayne.

Sokay. I was just a bit confuzzled since there is somebody who posts around these parts with the handle of Dayve I just didn't think he was involved in this little dustup.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

MATTIE

Monday, May 29, 2006 9:05 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
Your puny forks and bread crums are NO match for my (borrowed) cheese!!!

You have a lot to learn about bread and cheese young one. If you are lucky your education won't prove to be too painfull for you.

Oh, wise one! Teach me the ways of the fondue. *Mattie bows down* HA! And you thought I really meant it, didn't you?

Quote:
But where are our manners; we just can't serve the main course before the salad. *head upon head of romaine falls from the sky accompanied by radishes, sliced bell pepper (green, red, and yellow), water cress, olives (black and green), and croutons (previously reserved from the endless supply of day old bread and bake/fried in olive oil and a secret blend of spices heavy on the rosemary) followed by a thorough drenching of creamy italian dressing.

Well,now, ain't that a trick! That's some mighty fine magic! Okay, now that this duel's been started properly with a dinner salad, it's time to pull out the big guns.
*Mattie pulls out her spaghetti and meatball shooter and turns the sauce switch to "extra thick"* I cooked these noodles just right, so it should stick to that nice leather overcoat reeeal well.
*Mattie, still holding the fondue, chucks it up in the air, aims and fires her spaghetti shooter at Dave while he watches the molten cheese waaay up in the air.... DIRECT HIT!!*
Haha! Eat that Mr. Salad Slinger!

Wacky fun!

MATTIE

Monday, May 29, 2006 9:11 PM (P)

Oh, I almost forgot! Thanks for the wicked costume, seryn! Can I be the gunslinger who's not in black? (there's always one who isn't--usually the good guy) How 'bout some earth-tones. Something kinda like Zoe--ya know, and a long BROWNCOAT to go over it?

Wacky fun!

SERYN

Monday, May 29, 2006 9:43 PM (P)

sure, wardrobes over there, just run through it!

**********************************************************
Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

MATTIE

Monday, May 29, 2006 10:05 PM (P)

Shiny!
*Mattie runs through the wardrobe and emerges in black comando boots, tight brown pants, a cute red v-neck top, and a form fitting knee-length suede brown leather coat.*
Haha! Wait... wait, there's something in my belt.
*Mattie reaches for her gunsling and finds a Jell-O pudding shooter with the whipping cream and sprinlkes hopper attached.*
OOOhhh! Super shiny! Watch out Dave!

Wacky fun!

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, May 29, 2006 10:49 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
*Mattie pulls out her spaghetti and meatball shooter and turns the sauce switch to "extra thick"* I cooked these noodles just right, so it should stick to that nice leather overcoat reeeal well.

*Mattie, still holding the fondue, chucks it up in the air, aims and fires her spaghetti shooter at Dave while he watches the molten cheese waaay up in the air.... DIRECT HIT!!*

*Sudenly the entire poulation of the town of Cicero, IL materializes out of nowhere and, pasta bowls in hand, procede to eat all of the spagetthi and every last meatball before vanishing in a cloud of cheap cologne leaving nothing but a summons for Al Capone to appear in federal court dated March 12, 1929.*

Then, as the fondue cheese arcs in, the fondue forks of doom - moving fatser than the eye can follow - soak up all of the cheese onto endless pieces of day old bread which are then flung about the room in an apparently random patern that seen from above appears to spell out, "Call me Ishmael."

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 12:43 AM (P)

*Serenity, suddenly finding herself dressed in a Saloon girl outfit, grabs one of the cheesy-bread laden forks as it soars through the air and pops the bread into her mouth.*

Ooh, I love fondue!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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