THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #35-Backspace-ship Drivers...

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Friday, June 2, 2006 07:04
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:44 PM (P)

How's everyone doing? Shiny, i hope!

Tough round, but hilarious, of course!
(Sorry FloralBunny, i can't seem to recall where i got the picture...:( )

Now as for our Round #34 winner...

The winner is, with a classic line:

COSMICFUGITIVE!!!

NATHAN: "The cartridge fell out of my pen.."

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CONGRATULATIONS!!And thank you as well to all who played for making it such a side-splitting round!

Now onto the next Round!
If you take part in the NATHAN FILLION FACTS thread my brother does, i'm not sure how inspiring this one'll be....

MAL:"What? I fell is all!"

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:55 AM (P)

Last week: LOVED the cartridge line. A natural winner.

This week: Cool cap!
I've had images from this sequence popping up all day while trying to come up with elegant Nathan Fillion Facts. So far, nothing works. Hehe.

So, for the contest, swiping and re-working one of my contributions to the Burma Shave thread:

TISSUES STUFFED/IN CAPTAIN'S SCHNOZZ?/HE'S ENCOUNTERED/WIFE-THAT-WAS/

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

ORPHEUS

Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:07 AM (P)

Mal: "Dosebleed. Shud up."

OR

Jayne: "That's what happens when you dig for nose-gold. Figured that one out myself."

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"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"

CHOLLETT

Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:56 AM (P)

Jayne, unburdened with an overabundance of schooling as always, failed to realize that Mal's wounds were self inflicted, as it was the only way to make him seem vulnerable to their vict-i mean enemies.

OR

Mal: "Gorram allergies."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:24 AM (P)

Kaylee's new perfume didn't exactly have the desired effect.

or

Jayne: "Did that gorram gril stick em pages up your nose?"

or

Kaylee: "Cap'n what's with those funny pages up your nose?"
Mal: "Im a walrus, Kaylee"

.....
"It's just an Object"

DAYVE

Thursday, May 25, 2006 2:08 PM (P)

JAYNE: "That's why I don't kiss em on the mouth..."

....doG is my Copilot....

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:57 PM (P)

Kaylee: Cap'n! I told you its not a good idea to balance those boxes on your nose!

Damn you Fox!! Damn you to Hades!!

CHOO1701

Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:08 PM (P)

Careful: Spoilers for those people who havn't watched "Trash"

Jayne: Could be worse....could be butt naked in a desert

Saffron (in Box thinking): thats not a bad idea....

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

LEESHAJOY

Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:11 PM (P)

Adam: "You've gotta be kidding me...Nathan accidentally inhaled his script AGAIN?!"

SAMEERTIA

Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:17 PM (P)

The Weasley Twins once again forgot to include proper instructions on the Skiving Snackboxes, incuring the permanent wrath of the Captain.

VOLK564

Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:32 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by LeeshaJoy:
Adam: "You've gotta be kidding me...Nathan accidentally inhaled his script AGAIN?!"

Hahahahahahahahaha....very nice.

-Volk

STEAMER

Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:32 PM (P)

Not to steal your idea, Bun, but I'll add one of me own Burma-Shave ads here...

Mal and Monty/Old war buddies/Till Mal's nose/The missus bloodies/FIREFLY.

Ooorrrrr....

"Jayne, I told you to fire ACROSS his nose, not UP it!!"
"Well, not like it's that hard to miss..."

~
'Eta Gorram Na Smech!'
(That's gorram ridiculous!)

WASHBURNEFAN

Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:36 PM (P)

Jayne: Not my fault Captain gets drunk n gets bitten by some rabid dog.

Kaylee: No I think he was shaving. But he's bleeding pretty bad...

Jayne: Ergo the drunk part.

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And a good south wind sprung up behind ;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariner's hollo !

PDCHARLES

Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:41 PM (P)

Jayne: Woah there, cap... ‘spectin’ to see the Full Monty.

Kaylee: But I thought we loved the Full Monty! (to Zoe) Don’t we love the Full Monty?

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

CHOLLETT

Friday, May 26, 2006 2:08 AM (P)

Jayne was astounded as Mal once again demonstrated his ability to shoot paper out of his nose through sheer willpower. Kaylee was mystified as to the significance of this.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, May 26, 2006 2:20 AM (P)

Nathan was right about the Buick. He was wrong about *two* Buicks.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

PDCHARLES

Friday, May 26, 2006 2:30 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
Jayne was astounded as Mal once again demonstrated his ability to shoot paper out of his nose through sheer willpower. Kaylee was mystified as to the significance of this.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

PD's ghost laughs because he is now dead from laughter.

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Friday, May 26, 2006 2:46 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Nathan was right about the Buick. He was wrong about *two* Buicks.

Actally, the two 94 Reattas fit just fine, the trouble came later when he tried the single '85 Riviera. The reaver inside took exception to the nose hairs scratching the paint.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Friday, May 26, 2006 2:48 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal: I am the Eggman, They are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus! Googoo gajoob.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

VOLK564

Friday, May 26, 2006 3:36 AM (P)

My two cents:

Turns out that baby Jesus wasn't takin' no dirtnap...

-Volk

TEALCANDTRIP

Friday, May 26, 2006 4:17 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Volk564:
My two cents:

Turns out that baby Jesus wasn't takin' no dirtnap...

-Volk

oh ho ho ho ho.... Man, that's gonna have me giggling for a while yet. Right up there with Nathan inhaling the script.

"I also hear that there's something called Firefly, which is either a canceled science-fiction television show or a new religion, I'm not clear on that. Either way, prayers for the resurrection are involved." – Lore Sjoberg

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Friday, May 26, 2006 5:27 AM (P)

Kaylee: what're we haulin' cap?

Mal: nosebleed seats, cant you tell?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

CHOO1701

Friday, May 26, 2006 6:52 AM (P)

Kaylee: "I told you you shouldn't have had a pen fight with Joss...."

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, May 26, 2006 7:51 AM (P)

Reaverina1985Riviera:
Actally, the two 94 Reattas fit just fine, the trouble came later when he tried the single '85 Riviera. The reaver inside took exception to the nose hairs scratching the paint.
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ROFL, Reaver! I was half afraid nobody had read that comment of Nathan's.
Here's the next effort:

Obviously, it had been too soon to make a move on Inara.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

CHOLLETT

Friday, May 26, 2006 8:00 AM (P)

Jayne was in awe. Mal had successfully escaped from the Blue Hand Men with naught but a nosebleed. Kaylee, however, was not surprised. The rest of the crew, however, was in stitches.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

EMMARIGBY

Friday, May 26, 2006 9:18 AM (P)

Quote:

Mal: OK, not so hi-larious when it's me on the other end of that closed fist.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, May 27, 2006 5:21 AM (P)

I'm angry, and I'm armed...

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, May 27, 2006 7:48 AM (P)

Never before had Mal been with a warrior woman.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 ----

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Saturday, May 27, 2006 2:51 PM (P)

Wash (OS): You do know, don't you, that you're supposed to use BABY geese, not full grown ones.

or maybe...

Mal's angry bull impression failed slightly after he belatedly realised that Jayne had taped the cloak to the side of Serenity.

Damn you Fox!! Damn you to Hades!!

CHOLLETT

Saturday, May 27, 2006 8:27 PM (P)

Mal: "My name is Malcolm Reynolds. You killed my sinuses. Prepare to die."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

CITIZEN

Saturday, May 27, 2006 9:50 PM (P)

Jayne: What's the matter, get beat up by a little girl again?

Or

Mal: Okay Kaylee, we'll stop for batteries, just please don't hit me again...

Or

The only sure way to get out of the Alliance draft, pretend you're insane. Now all Mal needed were some underpants to put on his head.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:04 AM (P)

Rejected by Reavers, Mal returns to Serenity to nurse his tender ego.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firely Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

CHOLLETT

Sunday, May 28, 2006 4:11 AM (P)

Jayne: "Whoa, Mal, what happened to YOU?"
Mal: "We won the Spacey award for favourite movie on the Space Channel in Canada, with 36%."
Kaylee: "Then...what's with the nosebleed?"
Mal: "I got mugged by Batman, Darth Vader, Voldemort, and Hartigan. Guess they got jealous."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

ONTHEDRIFT

Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:14 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

You know I've been admiring your gorram mustache for awhile now Jayne. Thought I'd try one myself, I hear it helps with the ladies.

or

Well Jayne, I figured it must be the mustache that helps with the whole not kissing 'em on the mouth thing. Better safe than sorry around YoSaffBridge.

LOESJE58

Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:30 AM (P)

Gorram Black Market Beagles got a little out of control, OKAY!!

LOESJE58

Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:30 AM (P)

Gorram Black Market Beagles got a little out of control, OKAY!!

KESSIE

Sunday, May 28, 2006 11:46 AM (P)

Nathan: " And then I´ll growl at the FOX executive, in hope that I look scary or pitiful enough so that he renews us for a full season!"

Or

Kaylee: "Cap doesn´t anyone to know but his nose job went horribly wrong. Pretend you don´t see anything, okay?"

Jayne giggles insanely.

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SAB39

Monday, May 29, 2006 12:53 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Mal: Okay Kaylee, we'll stop for batteries, just please don't hit me again...

Hi-larious, love it!

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Monday, May 29, 2006 1:59 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Kaylee: Come on, you guys, do you really need a caption for this one?

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Monday, May 29, 2006 2:07 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Jayne: So how'd that powder sniffing contest with Scarface go?

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

EMMARIGBY

Monday, May 29, 2006 2:09 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

The only sure way to get out of the Alliance draft, pretend you're insane. Now all Mal needed were some underpants to put on his head.

Damn! You beat me to this reference!!

'Mal stormed off in a sulk when no-one recognised his Bugs Bunny impression.'

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, May 29, 2006 4:57 AM (P)

>On occasion, Mal confuses the air-sniffing with the dirt-kissing.

>Don't tell ME what to goddam do!

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bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/23~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

PDCHARLES

Monday, May 29, 2006 12:44 PM (P)

Jayne: Sir… u were supposed to store all carry-on items before take off…

Kaylee: Umm… Could we just get some peanuts?

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

MAGDALENE

Monday, May 29, 2006 1:47 PM (P)

Nathan casually sauntered past, hoping (that his effort to misdirect attention by hastily inserting his spare boxer-shorts up his nose) the wardrobe ladies wouldn't notice that he'd split his super-tight pants again!!

"I love my Captain!"

TAYEATRA

Monday, May 29, 2006 1:48 PM (P)

Adam: "I told you to take it easy on the nostril flaring"

*****
Taya
*****
I'm going to S3!!!
(*Insert hysterical celebration dance here*)

WHITEFALL

Monday, May 29, 2006 5:34 PM (P)

The crew discovers Mal's vampire envy complex.

Kaylee: Mal, no matter how bad you miss those days, you can't be a vampire again!

Jayne: Wait... you weren't ever no vamPYr...

Mal: Don't look at me! *hiss* *hiss*

Jayne & Kaylee: Sad.

I survived a day in Whitefall and all I got was this lousy signature!

Terrifying Space Monkey of Destiny

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 2:31 AM (P)

>Up until the punching it was a real nice party.

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>Yep. That went well....

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bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

CHYNNAPRINCESS

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 2:47 AM (P)

Adam and Jewel: SUMMER!!!
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Mal: Nishka had one of his men put me through an engine to see how I liked it.

Jayne: There's no way...

Kaylee: How'd ya like it Cap?

Mal: More than the engine.

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 5:58 AM (P)

Mal was greeted with shock as he came back from having his nose-hairs plucked.

OR

JAYNE:"What the...?

KAYLEE:"Mal, your nose is fine the way it is, you don't gotta get a nosejob..."

MAL:"Shuddup, i feel preddy...or ad leasd i will..."

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Voting will be up tomorrow!

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 6:35 AM (P)

Jayne: Something about that is downright unsettlin'

bun
~the usual~

MAGDALENE

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 1:44 PM (P)

(In reference to another thread ... words of the 'verse)

Jayne "I thought you knew not to put lifts into elevator shoes! You'll pitch forward onto your nose every time!"

Kayley: "you could've just borrowed my platform's!"

"Are you asking me to dance?"

SICKDUDE

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 6:00 PM (P)

Mal: I'b tellin' ya, a shoe came oud of da engine!
Kaylee: Cap, that's impossible.
Jayne: Uh, it looks like he's right. The leg it was on is still in there.

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 6:18 PM (P)

Quote:

Mal: (muttering) I don't get it. Zoe don't seem to mind when it's Wash slappin' her on the rump.

SOFI

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 7:25 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by AnObjectinSpace:
Kaylee's new perfume didn't exactly have the desired effect.

=D this made me laugh out loud. my mum thinks im crazy...

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"the legs. oh, yeah. definitely have to say it was her legs. you can put that down. her legs and where her legs meet her back. in fact, that whole area. and... above it..."

CHOLLETT

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 10:37 PM (P)

Jayne: "Ya know, Mal, that Noxon lady was just kidding when she said something about a crew made up entirely of pigs...."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 2:55 AM (P)

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Nathan returns to the set with more energy after one of Joss' patented private pep-talks.
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or
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Big Damn Rhinoplasty
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bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 6:21 AM (P)

Great round, guys!

VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=986657&sparkKey=19ba35f
e8551a9a6b02771dbf9ec6608b0

VOTE FOR THREE!!

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 8:16 AM (P)

Who chooses the ones in the shortlist? Once again it doesn't have any of the ones that really made me giggle! Guess not everyone's a Blackadder fan though!

RYCE

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 3:48 PM (P)

Yeah, I loved

Quote:
Mal: (muttering) I don't get it. Zoe don't seem to mind when it's Wash slappin' her on the rump.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

PAGANPAUL

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 4:07 PM (P)

I know it's too late for the contest, but I just saw this thread...

Quote:

Mal: (muttering) You all don't even want to ponder what other holes I'm bleeding from. Gorram Bluehands!

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 5:24 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PaganPaul:
I know it's too late for the contest, but I just saw this thread...

Quote:

Mal: (muttering) You all don't even want to ponder what other holes I'm bleeding from. Gorram Bluehands!

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

You're a sick, sick man, but I like you!

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, June 1, 2006 1:38 AM (P)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, PaganPaul.
However, now that you've discovered our shiny caption contest we'll be expecting you to join in next time.
::-)

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, June 2, 2006 7:04 AM (P)

bump!

Round 36 up tomorrow!

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com