NATHAN FILLION FACTS

POSTED BY: CHOLLETT
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 19, 2007 03:03
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FREDGIBLET

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:01 AM

I can't believe no one else has thought of this yet:

It is physically impossible to take the sky from Nathan Fillion

CHOLLETT

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:29 AM

Nathan Fillion CAN and WILL be your hero. Doesn't even need to ask, unlike SOME people. *cough*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

BELOWZERO

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Nathan Fillion not only wrote and solved Da Vinci's code - he IS the holy grail!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

Uh-oh! Followmal! We are so busted! Obviously SOMEONE has beenr eading the Religion of Nathan thread in the Bunk and noticed we now have the Priory of Nathan to protect him because he *is* the Holy Grail!

Well THANKS HEAPS FutureMrs (which is actually ME BTW)

for making my job harder!!!

ps don't fear the reapers either

"Do not go gentle into that good night....
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. . ."
--Dylan Thomas

Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light.
I have loved the stars too fondly
To be fearful of the night.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:05 AM

fredgiblet wrote:
Tuesday, May 23, 2006 19:01
I can't believe no one else has thought of this yet:

It is physically impossible to take the sky from Nathan Fillion
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I can't believe it, either.
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Nathan Fillion is The Rainbow and the Pot of Gold at the end of it.

Nathan Fillion knows why the sky is blue.

Nathan Fillion makes each snowflake to a different pattern.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

LANCER

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:17 PM

Nathan Fillon once gueststared as the villian on an unaired episode of Walker Texas Ranger, it was unaired becaue in the script the badguys where not suppose to win and they did.

on a sidenote, a lot of theese facts can be used with Summer Glau as well :)

Well, here I am

CHOO1701

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:41 PM

Nathon Fillion knows how to make Marvin happy

And

Nathon Fillion is the only Time Lord who doesn't change when he regenerates.

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I'm lame at this, i know

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:28 PM

lol, these are so Hi-larious!!
Here's my stab:

*Bill Gates isn't really that rich, its just a loan off Nathan Fillion.

*Nathan Fillion invented the colour brown.

*In the first cut of Serenity, Wash didn't die, because Nathan Fillion caught the spike and threw it back, simultaneously impaling all the reavers and alliance soldiers.

*If he wanted, Nathan Fillion could fire Sir Alan Sugar.

*Nathan Fillion could kick Buffy's ass, but he won't, because he's too much of a gentleman to hit a girl.

*If Nathan Fillion released a single, it would be top of the charts. For ever.

*The real reason the War of Unification started is because the Alliance were jealous of Nathan Fillion.

*When he was young, Nathan Fillion built a sancastle. It's now called the Great Wall of China.

*Nathan Fillion understands AND comprehends.

*Nathan Fillion could, if he wanted to, set a new land speed record, on foot.

Thats all I can think of right now, sorry they're a bit rubbish.

I love Wash! Bring back Wash!

CHOO1701

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:00 PM

Nathon Fillion can pity Mr. T. And Mr. T will accept.

NAthon Fillion knows THAT secret

Nathon Fillion doesn't need the force to hit the Death Star vent

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

CAT1620RD

Thursday, May 25, 2006 1:47 AM

alot of those I have already seen on the Jack Bauer Facts...expecially the only reason your still awake one which was taken from 24 itself (that one is my myspace signature). but funny none the less.

Nathan Fillion makes onions cry

God created light so that Mal could aim, not that he needed it.

Malcolm Reynolds does not miss, if he doesn't shoot you it's because he is to busy shooting a reaver three miles away.

Mal could have won the war single handedly, but he had to downplay his abilities so as to seem no more powerful then the average man.

Nathan Fillion once walked down the street with an erection...there were no survivors.

Nathan Fillions cat is named Chuck Norris, because he is a pussy.

sure I stole the majority of those from the Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris facts...I am ashamed

It's a real burden being right so often.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, May 25, 2006 2:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CAT1620RD:
sure I stole the majority of those from the Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris facts...I am ashamed

You should be, I make all of my facts up. And if the previous sentance doesn't have a certain silliness to it you should read it again, but I do, indeed, make mine up on my own.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:33 AM

Nathan Fillion does not need stolen facts. His own are good enough.

Nathan Fillion's facts are not made up. They are the real thing.

Nathan Fillion does not smell like turnips. Turnips smell like Nathan Fillion.

Nathan Fillion did not fall off the turnip truck. He drove it. Fast.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

CHOLLETT

Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:50 AM

Nathan Fillion was originally Superman. Then he let Brandon Routh play him in a movie.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

CHOLLETT

Friday, May 26, 2006 2:34 AM

Nathan Fillion doesn't need a spam filter for his PC. Spam is too afraid to try to get to him.

Apologies for the double post. Nathan Fillion hates double posts.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

MORWEN112

Friday, May 26, 2006 6:17 PM

For history nerds-

Nathan Fillion was the one who saved Rome from Hannibal, thereby securing the future of Western civilisation. He traveled back in time in a Time Machine that he built from scratch. And then he dropped it off to Jules Verne. In fact, all of Jules Verne's books are based off of the adventures of Nathan Fillion.

Little aside note- how's the book idea coming?

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

MALVINUS

Friday, May 26, 2006 8:32 PM

Only Smarties Have The Answer - As Does Nathan

CHOLLETT

Saturday, May 27, 2006 5:13 AM

Nathan Fillion eats the red ones first-because he can.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, May 27, 2006 5:57 AM

Nathan Fillion knows where ShipsCat has gone.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

CHOLLETT

Sunday, May 28, 2006 4:15 AM

Nathan Fillion won a Spacey Award, against Star Wars 3, Sin City, Narnia, Harry Potter, and Batman, with over a third of the votes. True story! Was there ever any doubt?

NOW OPEN TO FACTS OF OTHERS (IE.JOSS, ETC.)

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

MERC2K

Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:23 AM

Chuck Norris? Bah!

Do you guys know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky?

CHOLLETT

Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:04 AM

Yeah, I know Bill Brasky! He's a 10 foot tall beast man.

Wow! Nice digging, there! Good to see someone who knows where the Chuck Norris myths were inspired from/borrowed from!

"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

To anyone else: Try googling the name.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

OURMRSTIGHTPANTS

Sunday, May 28, 2006 11:22 PM

Okay, okay, I've been thinking of them all day so I had to add some:

Nathan Fillion is Keyser Soze.

Sweet dreams are made of Nathan Fillion.

Nathan Fillion caused the Great San Francisco earthquake of 1906. When reached for comment about how this was possible, Nathan merely responded: "two chicks at the same time."

"We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty"
www.sandiegobrowncoats.com

CAPTAINSHINY

Monday, May 29, 2006 12:29 AM

I've already done these with Bruce Campbell, Morgan Freeman, and Judi Dench. But now I can add Nathan to the list.

-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

CAPTAINSHINY

Monday, May 29, 2006 12:32 AM

"Law & Order" are the names of Nathan Fillion's nostrils.

-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

MORWEN112

Monday, May 29, 2006 2:12 AM

Continuing off of CaptainShiny:

The TV show Law and Order: Criminal Intent was originally about Nathan Fillion's nostrils getting into trouble. I'll leave it to you to figure out exactly what kind of trouble it was...

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

JUSTANOTHERMUDDER

Monday, May 29, 2006 5:42 PM

The name "Nathan Fillion" is a killing word.

Every night, he sleeps on a bed of live puppies.

He invented puppies.

In every Star Trek movie, or TV show, all the klingons are played by Nathan Fillion.

"Always be yourself. Unless you suck." Joss Whedon

JustAnotherMudder=NYPinTA Goodness.

CHYNNAPRINCESS

Monday, May 29, 2006 5:59 PM

Nathan Fillion ice cream cone never melts...ever.

The Red Eye was invented when Nathan Fillion decided that his flight to Japan was taking too long so he simply opened the airlocks, jumped out, and proceeded to carry the plane to Japan piggyback in mid air.

Nathan Fillion can sneeze with his eyes open.

Nathan Fillion can regenerate lost appendages.

Nathan Fillion has 2 sets of teeth and is able to chew gristle as if it was bolonga.

Nathan Fillion can make a penguin fly.

Elmer's glue is made of Nathan Fillion boogers.

Dust is allergic to Nathan Fillion.

Nathan Fillion's skeleton is covered in adamantium and it is impossible for scientist to tell us how old he really is.

Nathan Fillion controls the weather.

All your base are belong to Fillion.

Nathan Fillion can play a trombone with his butt cheeks.

Nathan Fillion got a black belt in karate. Grand master told him to break a board but the board split of it's own volition when it saw him coming.

Nathan Fillion invented the cure for the common cold, his sweat mixed with his tears and stirred with love.

WISHUPONAWASH

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 10:31 PM

The character of Sharpe is based on Nathan Fillion, when he went back in time. Bernard Cornwell was Nathan’s personal secretary at the time.

Nathan Fillion completed SAS training in one morning. He was taking it easy at the time.

Nathan Fillion plays cards with James Bond, the Devil and a magician. He does it with both his eyes closed and starts with 1p to bet with. By the end he turned that into enough money to break all banks……everywhere.

Nathan Fillion knows Book's secret, even though Book doesn’t know himself. He hasn’t told Joss yet which is why Joss hasn’t written Serenity 2.

Nathan Fillion invented Karate one winter's afternoon.

Here's how it might of been www.stillflying.net/

LEAINA

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 11:00 PM

gorram these are great!!

We soooo need to chose a top ten. Can anyone set up a poll?

L xx

CHYNNAPRINCESS

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 11:35 PM

Nathan Fillion is the original white meat.

Nathan Fillion can heat a frozen dinner under his armpit in 36 seconds.

Nathan Fillion sweat is the key secret ingredient in 58 popular colognes.

Nathan Fillion can turn water to vodka with a wave of his hand. This is great for parties.

Nathan Fillion built the Leaning Tower of Piza. It was upright until it saw his tower and then drooped from jealousy.

Nathan Fillion saliva cures lepracy.

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Thursday, June 1, 2006 2:43 PM

Because we are so very tired of the guessing - Nathan Fillion will be playing Wonder Woman.
He's just that good.

Bryce

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I swallowed a bug.

LWAVES

Thursday, June 1, 2006 9:56 PM

Toooo many to read so I hope this hasn't been done:

Nathan Fillion is a superhero. By day he is a humourous, fun loving, jovial prankster actor. By night he is Captain Tightpants, avenger for cancelled TV shows, fighter for something or other.

*strange noise*
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, it's trousers ripping!!

Also

Nathan Fillion swaps Coke cans for Dr Pepper in vending machines.

Nathan Fillion won the best actor oscar this year but declined all publicity so they didn't even show his nomination.

Nathan Fillion is Mal (See Nathan Fillion)

Nathan Fillion.... just is.

CHOLLETT

Friday, June 2, 2006 5:13 AM

By my friend Matt:

If Nathan Fillion was around during World War II he could have stopped Hiroshima by staring the bomb down.

Nathan Fillion is why it is getting hot in here.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

ANONYMOUS1

Friday, June 2, 2006 5:47 AM

Malcolm Reynolds card

pic from www.inkworks.com

EMMARIGBY

Friday, June 2, 2006 7:36 AM

Because of the overwealming muscularity of his rear end, Nathan has never had to own either a bottle opener or a pair of nut-crackers.

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Hisssssss!

BELLONA

Friday, June 2, 2006 12:56 PM

* Nathan Fillion knows why women always go to the bathroom in pairs.
* Nathan Fillion knows what the Beach Boys would do without you.
* Nathan Fillion knows where babies really come from.
* Nathan Fillion can say what he wants and Sharlene Spiteri will change her mind.
* Nathan Fillion can make a right-side-up pineapple upside down cake.
* Nathan Filion knows what's in the Secret Sauce.
* Nathan Fillion told Einstein how the theory of relativity works.
* Nathan Fillion taught Han Solo everything he knows.
* Nathan Fillion found the cure for the common cold.
* Nathan Fillion knows what's up with Jack.
* Nathan Fillion went out on the town with Austin Powers. Austin went home alone.

b

"i'm getting a powerful energy emission..."
my other coat is brown.
I used to be snow white but I drifted - Mae West
1 conversion

BROWNIEGIRL

Friday, June 2, 2006 8:55 PM

-Nathan Fillion can make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

-Nathan Fillion can step on Elivs's blue suede shoes...and Elvis will apologize.

-Nathan Fillion has the whole world in his hands.

Just my 2 bits, this thread was soo fun to read.

-Nathan Fillion started this thread!

SIKREA

Friday, June 2, 2006 11:41 PM

Natan Fillion burned the land and boiled the sea, then he flew back over and said "All better".
Thats where the Garden of Eden came from.

It's all fun and games until Nathan Fillion kills someone

AZTECHROME

Saturday, June 3, 2006 12:47 AM

NATHAN FILLION IS FROM APPLETON, APPLETON.
THIS IS THE PRECISE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, June 3, 2006 1:24 AM

Nathan Fillion knows what's up, doc.

Nathan Fillion knows what's new, pussycat.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
-----why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

WASHBURNEFAN

Saturday, June 3, 2006 2:17 AM

The original name of the Civil was when Nathan Fillion gets mad.

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And a good south wind sprung up behind ;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariner's hollo !

CHOLLETT

Saturday, June 3, 2006 2:19 AM

Nathan Fillion knows why you had to go and make things so complicated.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like Nathan Fillion?

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

MORWEN112

Saturday, June 3, 2006 3:09 AM

Nathan Fillion knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.

The Pacific Ocean was creating by God just for Nathan Fillion, because Nathan's bathtub (Also known as the Gulf of Mexico) was just a mite on the small side.

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

UNSARDONIC

Saturday, June 3, 2006 6:41 AM

Quote:
Nathan Fillion knows exactly where the G spot is, because he put it there.

Okay... I TRIED, I swear, I tried... to make it through this whole thread without flinching - I MEAN, laughing so hard I couldn't stop... just gufFAWing SO HARD, ohmugawd...

..but this last... I just lost it...
sorry... after that, I got nuthin'...

Of course... I wonder if I have to read the rest of this whole thread to figure out the whole controversy about whether or not Nathan DOES have a buncha buddies on his myspace or not...

As for me - I hope he does 'cause...

Ooh-ooh... here's my effort after the amount of thread I read:

"Nathan Fillion, despite his creation of the internet, his poker nights with Satan and the fact that, in the first picoseconds after the Big Bang, how the earliest ripple appearing in the Quantum Stew - namely, Nathan Fillion - resulted in the creation of all the stars and the galaxies that contain them... Nathan is still a normal Human Being who needs to wear kilts WITH browncoats and... wants to add friends to his myspace..."

...now how do I get onto Moreena's and Summer's friends-list?

GIVE ME MORE EPISODES OR... "your friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat."

CHOLLETT

Sunday, June 4, 2006 8:34 AM

Why does Paris Hilton cycle through men so fast? She saw Nathan Fillion, he turned her down, and no mortal man can live up to the standards he set.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

SOFI

Sunday, June 4, 2006 12:07 PM

nathan fillion will say 'what' again.

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"the legs. oh, yeah. definitely have to say it was her legs. you can put that down. her legs and where her legs meet her back. in fact, that whole area. and... above it..."

MAGDALENE

Sunday, June 4, 2006 1:49 PM

Nathan Fillion is all things to all people

Nathan Fillion can please all of the people all of the time!

Nathan Fillion discovered Australia - not Captain Cook, not the Dutch, but Nathan Fillion!!

Nathan Fillion discovered America, he was too busy to get back to the queen of Spain so he let Christopher Columbus take all the credit

Nathan Fillion invented the wheel - later he re-invented the wheel ...

Nathan Fillion wrote "The Complete Works..." including Comedies, Tradgedies and Histories... as well as all the Sonnets

Nathan Fillion knows whether Richard III had a hunch back or not!

Nathan Fillion won the War of the Roses

Nathan Fillion knows exactly how many are going to St Ives

Nathan Fillion is the reason Prince Charles and Princess Diana's marriage didn't work out

ditto Andrew/Fergie

ditto Paul McCartney/Heather Mills

ditto Jennifer Lopez and everyone she ever married

Man - I must be tired... now I'm babbling like a moonbrain....

'night all - love - Magdalene x x

"I love my captain!"

ECSTATICA

Sunday, June 4, 2006 2:13 PM

When Nathan Fillion draws his gun it causes a sonic boom

Nathan Fillion can open a refrigerator door and drink a gallon of milk before the light comes on

WISHUPONAWASH

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 11:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sofi: nathan fillion will say 'what' again.

And it will just as funny the second time as the first time. In fact it will be funnier.

Nathan Fillion never gets a hangover. In fact in the morning after a heavy nights drinking, he feels even better than when he was drunk.

Nathan Fillion can match everyone drink for drink and still keeping standing.

Here's how it might of been www.stillflying.net/

CHOLLETT

Saturday, June 10, 2006 12:34 AM

Just got an idea: SERENITY/SERENITY 2/3 FACTS!

Inspired by SOAP facts on IMDB.

Serenity 2 will win 38 Oscars at the Academy Awards. It will only be nominated for 36.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

MORWEN112

Monday, June 12, 2006 2:34 AM

The thread needs to be bumped...

In God's Heavenly Hall of Fame there sits a picture, framed in the best gold that the angels could make, housed in a shrine of pure diamond. That picture depicts Nathan Fillion. When God feels like giving up on the world, he looks upon that picture and smiles and goes back to work.

So many people will attend the opening of Serenity 2 that the world economy will temporarily grind to a screeching halt. And no one will care.

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

JENNY08

Thursday, May 10, 2007 2:36 PM

Boggarts spontaneously combust when they come out of his closet because Nathan Fillion fears nothing.

This thread hasn't seen the light of day in a while...

Jenny P and me love you long time.

TINADOLL

Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:36 PM

Inspired by Jenny's sig

If you love Nathan Fillion *a rong time*- It would approximatly take 12 yrs 13 days and three hours.

The universe was created after Nathan sneezed.

Nathan Fillion doesn't *Drive* anymore- He soars.

If Nathan Fillipn were on Heroes- he would have bitch slapped Sylar three episodes ago,made a sandwich and became president-Because Nathan fillion is the only nathan that matters.

JENNY08

Saturday, May 19, 2007 4:56 PM

When a student wears the Big Damn Hero shirt to school teachers don't dare tell him to turn it inside out.
(Based on a true story.)

The only way the Lord of the Rings movies could have been better is if Nathan Fillion played all the characters.

THIS IS GONDOR!

GRAYFURY

Saturday, May 19, 2007 9:01 PM

Nathan Fillion's tears can cure cancer....unfortunatly he never cries.

"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"

MISSBEHAVE

Saturday, May 19, 2007 11:10 PM

Nathan Fillion must hand-paint tattoos on his body every morning, because no needle would dare pierce his skin.

Nathan Fillion never has to shave. He merely WILLS the hairs back into his chin.

Nathan Fillion did not go through puberty. Puberty went through Nathan Fillion.

Nathan Fillion chooses to remain celibate so as not to ruin the chances of every other man on planet Earth.

"I aim to Miss Behave."

BLINDOUTLAW

Sunday, May 20, 2007 2:02 AM

Nathan Fillion came up witht the idea to bottle his urine, the resulting drink became known as Red Bull

Nathan could of won the the war for the independence, but didn't cuase he thought the loss would better his character

Nathan plays all nine crew members, the ship Serenity and also directed evry episode of the show Firefly. Through his genius he used clever camera angles to make all the characters look different.

On a trip to Australia, Nathan had sex with every Nun in a Sydney church. Nine months later they gave birth to the world cup winning Australian cricket team.

Nathan doesn't sleep, he waits

Nathan celebrates his birthday every year by choosing one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nathan learnt to act from Harrison Ford, Nathan then went back in time and had sex with a women who gave birth to a child who would become known as Harrison Ford.
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That was when i found out my pants were on fire, and that's my Courageous story.

- Jimmy the Blindoutlaw

MRSHINYVERSE

Sunday, May 20, 2007 2:06 AM

Blindoutlaw wrote:
Saturday, May 19, 2007 16:02
Nathan Fillion came up witht the idea to bottle his urine, the resulting drink became known as Red Bull

I've just drank a bottle of cheap red bull with vodka (called blue charge from asda, walmart in america i think.) Who's pish was that?

BLINDOUTLAW

Sunday, May 20, 2007 2:10 AM

It is Nathan's urine watered down with vodka, the full stregth stuff may kill you

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That was when i found out my pants were on fire, and that's my Courageous story.

- Jimmy the Blindoutlaw

MRSHINYVERSE

Sunday, May 20, 2007 2:36 AM

Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLINDOUTLAW

Sunday, May 20, 2007 2:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MrShinyVerse:
Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha, you've got courage i'll give you that much mate

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That was when i found out my pants were on fire, and that's my Courageous story.

- Jimmy the Blindoutlaw

MRSHINYVERSE

Sunday, May 20, 2007 2:54 AM

Rack up a shot of cheap Nathan juice.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
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Rough but worth it.

BLINDOUTLAW

Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:03 AM

Nathan Fillion is where babies come from

When Nathan Fillion does a push up he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down

Nathan Fillion doesn't need pick up lines he just walks up to women and says, NOW

Nathan Fillion doesn't go hunting because because hunting has the possibility of failure, Nathan Fillion goes killing

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Nathan Fillion

Nathan Fillion is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Nathan Fillion can slam a revolving door.

Nathan Fillion does not get frostbite. Nathan Fillion bites frost

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That was when i found out my pants were on fire, and that's my Courageous story.

- Jimmy the Blindoutlaw

MRSHINYVERSE

Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:10 AM

Quote:
Nathan Fillion can slam a revolving door.

ah but when is a door not a door?

When it's a-jar (brum d dum).

Sorry. Bad jokes are my life.

BLINDOUTLAW

Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MrShinyVerse:
Rack up a shot of cheap Nathan juice.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
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Rough but worth it.

haha, how you feel mate, you feel like Nathan yet?

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That was when i found out my pants were on fire, and that's my Courageous story.

- Jimmy the Blindoutlaw

MRSHINYVERSE

Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:17 AM

Quote:
haha, how you feel mate, you feel like Nathan yet?

I feel stupidly ruff.Does that count?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh,

just took another 1. Can't learn a lesson me. Wheres the absinthe? need to wash my mouth out.

MRSHINYVERSE

Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:18 AM

I AM THE LIZERD KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHOLLETT

Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:22 AM

WOW! I just visited the page for my daily visit to FFF.net, and BAM, there's my old thread, risen from the ashes! I was even more psyched when i saw that this thread is a year and a day old! Happy Birthday to the thread praising the Awesomeness that is Nathan!

Wow. I had almost forgotten this. And i started it! Good times. JENNY08, your Boggart one made me snort out my coke. The cola, for clarification. Now, i feel that i must add one.

One sunny day, a while after Serenity's release, Nathan was bored, and wanted to bestow his loyal minions with a way to participate in his FF adventures. So he said, "LET THERE BE FIREFLY MMORPG", and lo, there was Firefly MMORPG. And Nathan saw the MMORPG, and it was Good.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

MRSHINYVERSE

Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:30 AM

Sorry, I had a wayne moment.

Apart from the fact I'm awake, theres no sand, theres no naked indian & I can not be arsed trying to get ozzy 1000 brown m&m's.

"Excuse me, I'd like to get by now."

What a top pear of films.

Sorry to everyone who reads all my random hijacking posts. Nothing to do with Nathan (I can't apologise enough).

He's top though aint he, THE CAPITAN. Another fact is I rekon Nathan will take the place of Hugh Grant as the romantic actor of all those films.

Sad to say but I'd watch all the chick flicks for that. Well funny Nathan,

MrSV

MOEZILLA

Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
These are facts about our BDH.....a la Chuck Norris. Can be Nate or Malcolm facts. Just wanna see how much can come up/how far this can go.

Nathan Fillion can walk on the water made from the tears of his fans.

Nathan Fillion once shot down an Alliance ship simply by pointing at it and saying "BANG".

Nathan Fillion was Private Ryan. Matt Damon was just his stunt double.

Slither was based on a true story involving Nathan Fillion. The movie makers had to add casualties and a weaker version of Nathan in to create tension.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

Shouldn't the one line read:
Nathan Fillion once shot down an Alliance ship simply by pointing at it and saying "BWAAH".
lol

GHOULFISH

Sunday, May 20, 2007 4:58 AM

Nathan fillion is the number 43

Nathan fillion is Canadian, he moved to the US so the world wouldn't be jealous

ENGINEANGEL

Sunday, May 20, 2007 5:01 AM

When E.T. needed to phone home, he used his quarter to phone Nathan instead.

*grins*

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"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."

JPSTARGAZER

Sunday, May 20, 2007 5:57 AM

Rome wasn't built in a day...because Nathan Fillion didn't build it.

Nathan Fillion is the only athlete to ever hit a bases empty grand slam.

Nathan Fillion has never been sick since diseases are afraid to catch Nathan Fillion.

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

JENNY08

Tuesday, June 19, 2007 3:03 AM

There are no straight men. Only men who have not yet met Nathan.

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