THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #37-Legs of a dancer!

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Sunday, June 25, 2006 02:56
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Monday, June 12, 2006 10:55 PM

Hey all! Congrats to all graduating around this time! I myself, am graduating from grade 12 and going on to post-highschool education in september, as to gain an over-abundance of schooling, hahaha...

*ahem*

anyhow....to business!

EMMARIGBY wins Round #36 with this howler!

"Book didn't quite understand the girl's Vicars and Tarts joke."

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CONGRATULATIONS!!

And from the Sheperd to the Cap'n himself, here's Round #37!

Malcolm Reynolds: Lord of the Dance!

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

ELOISA

Monday, June 12, 2006 11:22 PM

Mal: Hey, Wash? You ever get those horrible dreams where you go to work without any clothes on?

(uninspiring, I know; it's gone midnight here and still twenty degrees Celsius; I plead heat exhaustion!)

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http://forums.ffonline.com/forumdisplay.php?f=19
Creative Writing

PDCHARLES

Monday, June 12, 2006 11:23 PM

MAL: "Hmmmm.... lets see what this button does... Ohh! Thats.... *Drops head back, deepens tone* Thats good stuff!!!"

OR...

MAL: Next time someone tries to kill you, you just give the big ol' BWAH, right to the face. Like this!

OR...

MAL: Kaylee Darlin'. My compression coil is just fine.

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

TUFTYFELLA

Monday, June 12, 2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

MAL: " I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout..."

RHYIANAN

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:33 AM

See Summer, you aren't the only one that can do ballet.

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:55 AM

Well of course I want to sing, but this giant microphone is downright unsettling.

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/MN-Firefly/ Big Damn Shindigity Good Time
http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

PENGUIN

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:59 AM

Malcolm Reynolds - Nude Model

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:00 AM

Quote:

Mal earns extra money posing for the art class Inara teaches as a sideline.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

RYCE

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:35 AM

Quote:
Mal earns extra money posing for the art class Inara teaches as a sideline.

I'll take that art class

Nathan: Now, where are my pants? What? Split again?!? SUMMER!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

NCBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:42 AM

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.

BTW Where do you sign up for that art class?

One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

JPSTARGAZER

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:10 AM

Despite his repeated orders, the Captain soon realized that the crew was mutinously NOT participating in Naked Wednesdays.

OR

Heeding Inara's advice, Mal decided to beef up on his Earth-that-was culture. Later that day, Mal surprised Inara with his impression of Michaelangelo's Sistene Chapel.

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:26 AM

CONGRATS TO EMMARIGBY!!!
And now for a feeble attempt:

Joss: Uh, Nathan, uh, we're gonna have to re-shoot, 'cos makeup forgot all your scars.
Cut to Morena, snickering softly to herself.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

CHOO1701

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 6:01 AM

Joss: when i said act "naturally" i didn't mean this....

Inara (off screen): er...so thats what you mean by airflow!

Mal: so....do i win the bet?
Jayne: nope
Mal: OH DEAR GOD!!

(soory, the last one was a very, very wrong joke....)

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

CHOLLETT

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 6:40 AM

Nathan practiced his usual Tuesday morning Tai-chi, unaware that a webcam had been set up to provide the rest of the crew with Five o'clock Fillion parties.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

ONTHEDRIFT

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 9:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jpstargazer:
Despite his repeated orders, the Captain soon realized that the crew was mutinously NOT participating in Naked Wednesdays.

OR

Heeding Inara's advice, Mal decided to beef up on his Earth-that-was culture. Later that day, Mal surprised Inara with his impression of Michaelangelo's Sistene Chapel.

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

I love U2

Hi-larious. Hmm naked Wednesdays... And the Michaelangelo is exactly what I thought of when I first saw it.

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 10:27 AM

Thought we needed the picture back!

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
CONGRATS TO EMMARIGBY!!!
And now for a feeble attempt:

Thanks sweetie!

I should like to thank all the lovely people who voted for me, my parents, my friend for introducing me to Firefly, my $th year English teacher, the guy I met at the bus-stop yesterday....

Ok, enough of such gushing!

Sometimes don't you just wake up and hate everything in your wardrobe?

or

Mal wasn't in the mood to wear brown today. Unfortunately that didn't leave him with many options.

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Hisssssss!

PAGANPAUL

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:15 PM

MAL: "This is why I'm GOD on this boat!"

* - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - *
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

MSG

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:55 PM

When Inara asked for a wake up call she had no idea that the service came au natural

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:58 PM

Mal checked, but found that he wasn't even wearing his pretty floral bonnet!

(You know that by letting me win one you've only gone an' encouraged me!)

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Hisssssss!

CHOO1701

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 8:38 PM

Inara and her client got a shock when Mal forgot that River had converted the shower into a short range teleporter

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 11:16 PM

Fillion named Armpit of the Future 2002!

OR

Mal demonstrates that sunblocks will work
much better in the future.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 11:30 PM

He He!

For that whole body shave that leaves your skin feeling kissably smooth, Captain Mal Reynolds recommends the Gillette quatro dilitium razor.
The only way to get a closer shave would be to be pushed through an engine.

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Hisssssss!

VETERAN

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 11:45 PM

Mal attempts to great a diversion.

-- or --

Jayne (dispatching the last bad guy standing): "Gorram it, next time I get to be the diversion."
Crew (in unison): "NO!"

VETERAN

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 11:45 PM

oops double post. I'm just too fast with the mouse today.

Mal attempts to great a diversion.

-- or --

Jayne (dispatching the last bad guy standing): "Gorram it, next time I get to be the diversion."
Crew (in unison): "NO!"

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 11:51 PM

Mal: I've got Lance in my pants. *adv. gingle*

The ladies: What pants!?!

GO CANES!!!

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 11:54 PM

FloralBunny (from too far offstage): I'LL BE IN MY BUNK!!!!!

bun (weeping)
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

DARWINSHANDMAIDEN

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 2:06 AM

Contemplating a career change, Mal performs his "Chippendale's" routine to a shocked and horrified crew.

I picks them up, I drops them off.

CHOLLETT

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 2:15 AM

Mal (looking at Michelangelo fresco, thinking and smirking): "I win."

OR

Mal: "Where's the beach? It's THAT WAY." *flex*

OR

Mal: "Hey, Jayne, does this look like a Q to you?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:12 AM

Mal is eager to get on with his increasingly airy-a** day.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

JPSTARGAZER

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:33 AM

Quote:
I love U2

Hi-larious. Hmm naked Wednesdays... And the Michaelangelo is exactly what I thought of when I first saw it.

Thanks, I try. It seems that several people had the Sistine Chapel idea, guess I was just a little faster. Funny how Browncoats think alike. Unfortunately when I saw the Sistine Chapel four years ago, I was unfamiliar with the Verse, so Mal didn't exactly come to mind then.

Glad you love U2, you're the first one to comment on my signature. I'd say some appropriate U2 lyric, but it just isn't coming to me.

Enough of that, here's another submission:

(Joss framing the shot)
Nathan: "Um, Joss? I think you're gonna need a bigger lens for this shot."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:51 AM

This photo bring back bad memorys of a certan '80s music video

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal (singing): I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

LEIGHKOHL

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:56 AM

Sure? Unsure? Malcolm Reynolds is Sure! Not mine, it belongs to my sister.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Jayne(so): Now that is downright disturbing.

Book(os): Now I know how the Blind Monks of New Sistine Abbey got that way.

Jayne(os): Spending all their lives locked in a church, posing for giant wall paintin's? With no women?

Book(os): Blind.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:31 AM

Mal: So honestly Inara, what d'ya think? Well, since we'll soon be landing on New Brazil I wanted to fit in with the natives.

(What do you think, too much?!)

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Hisssssss!

RHODRI

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 2:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mmm Hmm, I have the shiniest sweetest smelling armpits in the 'Verse!

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 3:20 PM

Quote:

Mal wanted to be involved in the crew's horseshoes contest, but they decided he was having a bit too much fun.

(I honestly don't know where to draw the line here!)

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Hisssssss!

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 7:20 PM

The rest of the crew were not particurlary thrilled with Mal's Full Monty routine...
Everyone:(OS) Oh God no!
Ewwwwww!
Put your clothes back on!
My eyes! My beautiful, beautiful eyes!
Wuh duh ma huh ta duh fung-kwong duh wai-shung doh!*

* translation: Holy mother of God and all her wacky nephews!

Damn you Fox!! Damn you to Hades!!

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 7:21 PM

Mal: Isn't my birthday suit so pretty?

or maybe...

Mal: My clothes are problematic.

Damn you Fox!! Damn you to Hades!!

CHOO1701

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 7:23 PM

Nathon thought re-doing out takes with no clothes on was better...

(refering to the "Dancing on Miranda" in the BDM)

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

DANIELFYRE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 2:19 AM

Mal: No really Wash...just do it...smell it c'mon I swear it smells just like cream cheese!

-Dan

Real men juggle geese.

JIGMAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 2:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Mal: Yep, always pays to go to a Firefly convention wearing some Tag...

or

Joss O/S: No Nathan, you got it wrong. You IMAGINE everyone ELSE naked to deal with stage fright.

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All good things must come to an end.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, June 15, 2006 3:45 AM

Kaylee had challenged Mal to sit on the ramp with her umbrella, luring passengers.
Not only has she lost the bet, but wait'll she sees the new passengers!

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, June 15, 2006 4:21 AM

EmmaRigby wrote:
Mal wanted to be involved in the crew's horseshoes contest, but they decided he was having a bit too much fun.
(I honestly don't know where to draw the line here!)
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OMG, you little collector of Natrices, do you know how long it took me to catch that one? Gah. Therefore, seek not advice re the drawing of lines from moi.

But here's another, if I don't change my mind.

>>Nathan poses for one of those etchings Joss talks about in a DVD extra.

(Well, changed it a little)

>>Mr. September!

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

MAGDALENE

Friday, June 16, 2006 5:56 AM

"Well, Joss said to just be yourself.... and Nathan don't suck!"

Feeble - but with my Sistine Chapel idea taken....

Love - Magdalene x x

"I love my captain!"

MAGDALENE

Friday, June 16, 2006 6:03 AM

"Hmmmm... they think Joss is God, but does he have a chapel painted after him???"

or

"Those wardrobe ladies are going to be in so much trouble now!!!" thought Nathan, who'd apparently complained about his split trousers once too often!

or

"hmmm.. wonder what Magdalene's up to...?" OK, OK that's not really nice of me is it .... just feeling a bit frisky is all!!

Love y'all - Magdalene x x x

"I love my captain!"

EMMARIGBY

Sunday, June 18, 2006 1:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Magdalene:

"Hmmmm... they think Joss is God, but does he have a chapel painted after him???"

or

"Those wardrobe ladies are going to be in so much trouble now!!!" thought Nathan, who'd apparently complained about his split trousers once too often!

He he! I like those!

Mal seemed to have got his ballet terms confused.
He was trying for a Relevé - To rise onto pointe or demi-pointe but had stumbed instead into a more Revealey stance.

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Hisssssss!

EARLYWARNING

Sunday, June 18, 2006 5:03 PM

Mal:
"You put your right finger in....
your left arm up....
you do the hokey pokey....
and shake it all.. about ? "

"Kaylee.. are you sure this works ? "

PDCHARLES

Sunday, June 18, 2006 5:14 PM

Mal: *happy grin and thinking* Ahhh.. Life is shiny. Hot tub for my boat. The crew's all here. lets see... this one for bubbles. "Shephard, go ahead... You were saying about God."

Wash: (OS, to Simon) So the meds wear off when?

Simon: (OS) Meds!?!... errrrmmm... I... Where DID you get that shirt?

GO CANES!!!

MSG

Sunday, June 18, 2006 5:18 PM

OK got another one

After losing yet another round of strip poker to Zoe, Mal decided to show the crew his porthole:)

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

CHOO1701

Sunday, June 18, 2006 8:17 PM

Quote:

There were some problems on board when Mal found Rivers pills...

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, June 19, 2006 2:10 AM

Mal: Three full mags and my sw --
Jayne(OS): HEY! -- *MY* line!!!
Mal: (smirk)

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EmmaRigby wrote:
Mal seemed to have got his ballet terms confused.
He was trying for a Relevé - To rise onto pointe or demi-pointe but had stumbed instead into a more Revealey stance.

Gal, you are on a roll.
...and can you imagine the Big Guy in point shoes,
with shiny ribbons up his legs? Pink, I think...
and a tutu...

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, June 23, 2006 6:02 AM

Hello all!

After a brief hiatus, it's VOTING TIME!

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www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

RHODRI

Friday, June 23, 2006 8:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by tuftyfella:
Quote:

:

MAL:OK crew... It's fun to be at the...Y M C A

STICK

Friday, June 23, 2006 1:39 PM

Mal(flexing in front of Inara): "Which way to the gym... Over there, alright."

"Once you've been to serenity you never leave... you just learn to live there"

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, June 25, 2006 12:48 AM

BUMPAGE!

New Round up tomorrow!

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

CAPTBRYAN

Sunday, June 25, 2006 2:56 AM

Kinda looks like a deoderant commercial.

"Mal" strong enough for a man...but made for a woman.

Saying that God authored confusion by creating Lucifer is like saying my sniper rifle goes out all by itself and shoots people 2 miles away so I dont get into trouble.

Ridin the Ocean's boring when there aint no waves