Male and Female Imponderables--Yet Again
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Thursday, June 15, 2006 20:08
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NVGhostrider,
Whoa. Good story!
Ever had sex in a tree? Story time.
NC summer theatre (yes, several of these stories happend to me there...I spent three summers in NC)...the show was Lost Colony. Over a hundred people involved in all aspects of the show, and most of us lived in an apartment complex owned by the theatre. Near the theatre, they had something called the Elizabethan Gardens, which are exactly what they claimed to be. The gates to this place were closed and locked at night, but the Gardens were backed up against the Sound...so some of us Colonists would do beach landings at night, scale the fence, and enjoy the park. I was "dating" another one of the costumers, and she was quite lithe and athletic...and she liked climbing trees. She issued a challenge to me one night...if I could keep up with her, I could have anything I wanted. If I lost, she could have anything she wanted (ok, so it was a win-win situation...we both knew it)...and then she proceeded to climb the nearest tree. I followed. She was dropping pieces of clothing as she went (I kid you not). By the time I caught up with her, all she had left on were her shoes. The sex that followed was quite nice, if only because of the possibility of falling almost forty feet to our possible demise. We were kidded later about "shaking the tree".
It is an experience I would reccomend to anyone with a sense of adventure.
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Darwin list? I have an assumption of what it contains but I Ain't aducated or all that schoolified. Can you fill me in?
The only example I can think of is the guy who died giving an elephant an enema. Drowned in elephant poop.
I'm not making this up!
So... in a tree? As Mal would say - Hunh.
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Always loved the mountain tops, but a tree. Dang. (Bows in respect). I have a new thing for the stuff to do before I die list. Just hope that whole dying thing won't be in the lists and books our lovely little COPILOT mentioned.
COPILOT: Injuries that remove a person from the gene pool. I take it you don't mean having your face ripped off losing the fingers used to take money out of your wallet. 
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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My favorite darwin awards usually involve the phrase, "Hey, watch this."
Tristan -- I think you may have solved what happened to the lost colony.
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OK PEOPLE! SOME OF US HAVE NOT HAD SEX IN OVER A YEAR!
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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FMF - I've got you beat! But I'm choosing to live vicariously through others. For now.
My best friend is going to help me put together a match.com thing this weekend. It's an experiment. I'll let you know how you goes (Probably a lot like your classified ad, but we'll see...)
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Yet again I must referance a previous post. Try eight (as of may 28th). But who's countin'?
Show of hands.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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NVGhostrider, that is something I could probably not do again...it was eleven years ago...
Shepard2be...I never thought of it that way...thanks for the insight!
FMF, I am sorry to hear that. If it helps, I went celibate (and oh-so slightly insane) for about a year in order to focus on finishing my degree. Worst year of my life!
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OK
Let me rephrase this. Some of us haven't had sex in over a year and for the last 18 years before that had sex maybe 3 times a year?????? Do I win yet? Is there no pity party for the me? No stud out there that wishes to assist me? A boy toy? Anyone? Anyone?
Hush NV or I will be forced to take a trip for the purposes of nefarious doings!
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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FMF, again I say....were I not married, I would take you in a manly fashion...and I think I am closer to you than the rest...assuming you would have been interested in the first place. But, as I am married to a woman who can kill me with her pinky...
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Originally posted by Tristan:
FMF, again I say....were I not married, I would take you in a manly fashion...and I think I am closer to you than the rest...assuming you would have been interested in the first place. But, as I am married to a woman who can kill me with her pinky...
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and who now has joined us! LOL!
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
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(bows in respect, Again) I give FMF. Didn't mean to get into a spittin' match. As you can see, I don't spit to well. So, I've never been too far east of the Mississippi...
TRISTAN: Your wife, though attractive and angelic, just may posess the power to kill with her pinky.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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Yes, the garters and corset outfit...if I had pictures, I would post them.
Ooh, this leads to an interesting question. How many of you out there are comfortable cross-dressing?
I recently threw a murder mystery dinner party and considered casting everyone in drag. I was surprised at the ranges of responses I got. Most of my girl friends were fairly up for it. One male friend was very keen (and had a dress all ready from a previous party that he'd kept because it was such a nice dress... hmmm!) but 2 guys refused point blank and got all panicky at the very idea! Just interested where most people fall.
(By the way, I've been in drag several times and it turns out I'd be a really pervy old letch! Oh and I found it disturbing when I showed the pictures of the party to my mum and her comment was 'who's he?' Argh! I didn't want to be THAT convincing!)
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Stories, stories, stories...
A few brief interludes; backstage during the performance of a play that both of us were involved in, flyloft of the same theatre, on a beach in NC (during summer theatre) with four or five other couples around while watching the sun come up, backseat of my car in front of my partner's mother's house. Thoses are some of the spontaneous encounters. I am also a huge fan of the shower...but it is important to have a large hot water heater. I also enjoy the possibility of getting caught, so I have had sex in numerous public and semi-public places, including crowded hotel rooms during Ren Faires.
I reserve the right not to post wilder things unless I am directly challenged.
Hmm, well I've had sex in a room full of people! They were asleep and we were VERY quiet! Oh dear, you've got me revealing the BAD stuff, I sure hope I never have to look any of you in the eye!
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(bows in respect, Again) I give FMF. Didn't mean to get into a spittin' match. As you can see, I don't spit to well. So, I've never been too far east of the Mississippi...
TRISTAN: Your wife, though attractive and angelic, just may posess the power to kill with her pinky.
Thats ok. I went away for a moment but I am back now. :)
NV how come I can't see your myspace?
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Holy Begeious woman! Get some tail already! Or a really nice spread of toys. Sometimes they're better anyway!
An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord
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FMF: I'm not that kinda guy.
Oh, you're tryin to see myspace.
Gimme a sec while I figure it out.
COPILOT: You're such a sinner. I knew there was a reason why I liked you. It pays to have friends. Especially ones who wear brown coats.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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So in all honestly how do guys really feel about girls who have participated sexual situations involving more that two other people? Is this something I should hide?
An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord
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FMF, yes she has joined us. And don't worry, she does not get jealous at comments. 
NVGhostrider, yeah, she can when she needs to. She really is a very lovable woman, but I have trained her to kill...well, maim, at least. (To explain it so it doesn't make me sound like a dog trainer...she was one of my Ren Faire fighters and I trained her to fight)
Emma, I am and will ever be a Dramatist...cross-dressing holds no fear for me at all. And to be fair to your two male friends, for women these days, there really is no such thing as cross-dressing. Y'all can wear what we wear without any social impact at all. Men who dress as women are still looked at sideways. It's not all that acceptable just yet.
Also, Emma, I think I enjoy having sex in a room full of people. Not, you know, up on a stage and all, but kinda like you described. Trying to be quiet makes those little sounds that escape that much more sensual.
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FMF, I have to agree with Copilot...tail or toys!
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FMF, yes she has joined us. And don't worry, she does not get jealous at comments.
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FMF, I have to agree with Copilot...tail or toys!
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(a) that is cool! the exMrFMF was jealous of the OBGYN. Or random man smiling on the street. STUPID
(b) OK TRYING!
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Copilot, it would not really bother me...unless it happened while I was dating her, and I was the last to find out. I have an open mind as far as equality of the sexes having sexual experience...um, does that make sense? I was kind of a slut, so it would be a bit hypocritical of me to demand that my lover have a lily-white past, you know? As far as that being something you tell a current significant other...if it's something you think might send them running for the hills, then no. If you think it might either help the relationship (by proving you are open with your past) or even turn it into an experiment (you never know), then sure.
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What man can be judgemental of that? Look at the statistics (wherever they are). Men fantasize about multiple partners more than women. One girl I'd seen a while back used to tell me about her escapades before we hooked up. (We shared alot of info with each other). I was a bit thrown off by it, but it didn't seem to matter much. I was more jealous because she got to try something I had not yet experienced. Besides, I felt better her telling me about it then hearing about it from someone else. Might not be information to be announcing to the whole world, but it may be important to let a future partner know where you stand. Besides, we've all done things not everyone agrees with. Can't make everyone happy so why suffer?
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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FMF, the wife and I have a relationship that may seem weird to the outside world. We are happily married, yet we still flirt. Our one sacred rule regarding members of the opposite sex is "don't have sex with them"...everything else is pretty much open. We aren't swingers, please don't take it that way, it's just that neither of us is really a jealous person. I find that being that way makes for a better, stronger relationship. She has male friends she hangs out with to do the things I don't really enjoy doing (clubbing, etc), and I have my armoring...wait, that does sound kinda lopsided...
Seriously, though, she is a very alive person, and if I was a really jealous, controlling person, it would kill what makes her who she is.
Sorry, so endeth the sermon.
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I got y'all beat.
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Seryn...how so?
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sorry, just doing the math.
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Please, do tell. Enquiring minds want to know.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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Ok, ya got me curious...spill it, Seryn.
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I got y'all beat.
In what way, hmmm???
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Tristan- Have to say my husband and are have about the same arrangement. I figure we're married, not blind or dead and flirting just winds you up for the real action later with each other so have at it:)So I don't find your set up odd at all.
NV- I must warn you dude you are in grave danger of having a large group of women browncoats at your door ripping off your clothes..seriously you are killing us here!
I also now realize that I must immediately rush out and buy tickets to Jamaica.
As for past experience sharing, if it's the right guy then he won't mind. If he minds, he's the wrong guy.
and hey anyone else here ever gone for it on a swingset...it's unbelievable as long as you both have good balance:)
You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!
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Right, three years and two months.
No tail, not even a cheeky snog.
And apart from the aformentioned dearth of hugging, ihaven't missed it (too much)
I'm filling out the Nun application pack now.
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
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Oh we're doing math now? Yikes! My very worst school subject.
Tristian you are amazing! FSO always teased me about being a flirt so I stopped. Then he told me it was one of the things he loved about me. How very free I was. He loved my freedom so much he was always stuffing me in a cage?
An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord
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AHH!!
No, Seryn, we can't lose another one to the nunnery!
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no, you don't have to do math! Would we do that to you?
Dammit! Do you think i could just fudge around the whole not believing in God business?
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Seryn- you know that Nuns don't get any batteries, right?? So I would grab that application just yet. So do you have your eye on anyone or are you on strike??
You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!
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Copilot, thank you...but the wife would probably say "Please, spend an hour with him!" 
The boyfriend she had before me was a very jealous individual. I am the opposite...so it took her awhile to get used to it, but boy has she! Jealousy never made much sense to me...it's a matter of trusting your partner. If they screw up, the relationship is over without question. Same goes for both sides, though. And if there is ever a question, it should be addressed as soon as possible. We have good communication for the most part, and that helps a lot.
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Don't feel so bad. It just gets a bit difficult in certain aspects. Alot of the non sexual stuff really gets me. Snuggling a bit. Holding hands alot. Making out? Most definately. I save all of the touchy feely for that special someone. I really do feel sorry for the next one.
Note: I hate having big fingers. Maybe the keyboard is just small.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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MSG - I need an SO so I can get back to Jamaica! Just not the same sitting in the window seat by yourself.
Seryn - that Jamaica trip was over three years ago, and the boy and I broke up a few months after. So you and I are about tied. 
I ain't going near the nunnery though. I'd have to stop swearing.
Yeah, NV, be careful. You may get recruited into traveling around the country putting a few of us out of our misery. 
Swingset? Anyone seen that episode of Sex and the City?
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NV_ok that's odd why would you feel sorry for them?? All we can think is lucky them
and just to taunt you FMF...nah that's cruel, but I still say you should go find yourself a nice guy about 24 and have a fun time. No strings, just fun:)
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I suppose you could say i'm on strike.
or I was.
Lately (and all this frank sex talk and Tristan the Magnificent and his Mrs Magnificent has made me want to rethink the situation.
But while theres a stultifying lack of acceptable available men and means to get out and pull them, its easier to think of it as a situation of my own choosing.
Short answer, when I see someone I like the look of, I'll change my mind.
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Ever see a household pet in a home with ten little kids. Poor kitty. Understand?
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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Seryn, there's always D*C...might not be able to make a solid, lasting relationship, but you will be surrounded by Browncoats...
Same goes to FMF, assuming you can get to D*C.
DISCLAIMER
This post in no way advocates using D*C as a "hook-up" convention...but let the cards fall as they may.
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Ever see a household pet in a home with ten little kids. Poor kitty. Understand?
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
I'm confused - are you the kitty, or one of the little kids?
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OK girls...who votes Lucky Kitty and who says poor kitty?
NV- I'm betting on lucky kitty but we'll see
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Gosh MSG. Making a dark man blush. You're good.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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About replies: I'm a guy and if someone says something that I don't feel the need to reply to I just won't say anything back. It's not about being rude. Maybe I just don't have anything to add. Saying "cool" or "yeah" a bunch doesn't do anything for me.
About my girlfriend ever being in a threesome or moresome: I wouldn't be too happy about it. I'm still old fashiony. I think sex should actually be with people you love and not just about fun. You want to have fun buy a toy. Maybe it's just me though. Whether it's a deal breaker or not probably depends how long I've been in the relationship before finding out. If this is one of the first things I learn about her then chances are things will hit the rocks quick. If I'm already pretty deep in the relationship I'll probably grant more leeway (sp?).
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What do you think MSG stands for ( man she's good) just kidding...sort of it's actually Ms. G which is what my students call me. That being said you think I'm trouble now you should meet me in person. I am (sadly) hell on wheels;)which can be disconcerting. Grew up with all boy neighborhood and those boys are now #1- a Navy Seal #2- a Swat sniper #3- a firefighter/paramedic so I'm a bit much
However- NV face it at this point you'd be smart to avoid answering your door for a while. It's probably a large group of women and they're up to no good;)
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msg..."man she's good"...I like that!
NVGhostrider, not that I don't think you are capable of handling them all by yourself, if you need someone there to keep them distracted, let me know!
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Interestingly enough I have noticed the attraction factor in my town lately. Might be I have opened up a smidge in the past few weeks and really seem accessable. Don't really understand it at this point, guess I'll just have to run with it. Uh Oh, ego starting to grow. Must keep in check. Can't let head swell.
Don't be sad about the whole Hell on Wheels thing. Its quite enthralling to see a woman take charge and kick ass.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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Just catching up. Out of your misery? Novel idea. Ialways loved traveling. May have to charge a small stipend for expenses and the like.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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*WHOOOOOOOSSSHHH!*
that was the sound of the joke flying right over my head.
Ah well, don't explain it, it's always ruined by explanaitions. One thig ido want explaining though, what was that 'ladder' thing that you were all talking about several posts back? I think I missed a chunk of posts somewhere.
And iforgot about the cold/warm partners thing - iknow four couples well, and every single one of them, one loves it warm, the other cold. I've heard the funniest stories and observed the craftiest thermostat related shenanigans, I've even sat there humming slightly to my self while one couple almost came to blows over the temperature and the level of heating.
Something tells me i'd always be the cold on in the duo - i'll sit there in summer under a duvet (strangely enought though i'll also regularly wear nothing more than a t shirt in the middle of winter, i'm not sure where that puts me...
oh look, i'm waffling again.
Ladder?
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
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Eek! I missed a lot today. I've been trying to figure out myspace (Holy crap am I confused) and another fiery discussion (on another BB) kept me neatly occupied while you all went NC-17. Well, not really. It was PG-13.
Now it's time to go leave the computer behind for the evening. But I do get to go see Mr. By-The-Book and if I do say so myself...I look mighty cute today. All girly and the like. Doubt it will get the desired response, but a girl's gotta try.
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Basically, a woman pre-determines whether a guy wll ultimately be s friend or a lover. He can pretty much climb to the top of the ladder in rank, but rarely is one able to change ladders. A woman can have sex with a friend and not fall in love with him, hence he will never change ladders. A dual sliding scale of womenfolk perrogative.
We'll consider the high shot joke revenge for all the limey slang an American can never hope to grasp.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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ah
I never actually looked that hard aat the way iview men.
I'll have to remember that, see if it ever happends. AS it is I don't have any close male friends, so ican't really give a personal opinion.
I'll get back to you!
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
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Charge on RUGBUG. Better to try and die than to die and not. Shake it. If he don't jump on you,
well, you just try again until he does.
Sorry. Had a Mal moment.
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LOL NV that was a great answer. and as for the hell on wheels thing I've found very few guys that really liked it. Most were quite put off by a woman who can hold her own and be as rowdy as they are...so lets hear from the guys. How do you guys honestly feel about women who are as decisive, smart, aggressive, and competative as you are?
You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!
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Now it's time to go leave the computer behind for the evening. But I do get to go see Mr. By-The-Book and if I do say so myself...I look mighty cute today. All girly and the like. Doubt it will get the desired response, but a girl's gotta try.
Good luck! I'm actually quite jealouse. It's been ages since I've had anyone I was even interested in trying to attract. Not sure where I'd go to meet them. I don't have the time or energy at the moment I suppose (I'm supposed to be pulling an all night study session tonight but I must be getting old. Only midnight and I'm falling asleep. No wonder I have no social life!)
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Just though I'd post one last time how amazed I am of all of you. This will be post 102 of the day just on this thread. WOW. BROWNCOATS love sex (big surprize). And I love BROWNCOATS. So I guess I love BROWNCOATS who love sex. Must shut up now, still at work and have a half our left.
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ER: I wish you a crush in the immediate future. Might be pointless, but have fun.
Why thankyou! It would indeed be fun! Still not sure where I'd meet them though. I thought going back to Uni would be my key to meeting lots of cute single people, but this is the first year they're running the Animal Science masters course and I am the only one on it! Very lonely!
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Tis' the life of a sexy super genius. I'm feeling a bit of brain envy at this point. May go home to eat red meat, break something, and watch an episode or two. Hold onto the hope, I do understand.
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Well, I must say I'm very flattered but I'm afraid I don't have much of a brain. In fact I don't have a brain at all. I've been making do for the past couple of years with a piece of mouldy cheese I found at the back of the fridge. Did okay at managing the monotonous temp jobs but gets a bit whiffy when I try to make it do hard stuff like biological statistics or talking to boys.
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Emma- I say you wander past the study areas for some nice undergrads and offer to explain animal husbandry:)Talking to boys isn't hard. Just geta group at a movie and the second a woman walks on comment on how she has a nice rack and ask their opinion. That usually works:)
You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!
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I appreciate the encouragement but it is not that easy for me. First, suddenly the undergrads seem increadibly young (I'm nearly 28! Help! How did that happen?!) and are mainly Sports Science students or farmers (it's an odd college) each with their own unique ... aroma!
Second, nice line but talking to buys is hard enough. Talking to a group of boys? Eeep!
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Feel ya on the 28 thing (March 24th past). As for the aroma, agriculture and athletes, add dairy air and stagnant marsh water and you find what Fallon, NV smells like. Oh the smells of home. Loosen up. Life is very short and should be filled with flowers, chocolate, and multitudes of sex. What an easier way to get lotsa sex than to talk to a group of college guys. We're rooting for you.
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ok, heres one to lower the standard and up the rating again. (no-bodies ever going to believe me innocent again! alack, alas!)
Oral Sex. is it something that people enjoy? (well thats a no breainer for guys on the recieving end) but I was thinking more the person doing all the hard work.
(sorry, I was watching HoG) does it ever make you feel cheap? If a guy just dropped his kecks and expected you to get on with it would you? or is it something that you would have to offer them?
To both boys and girls, do you find it more or less intimate that "normal" sex? (god I feel like Kinsey Jr)
ok, I would have said share tips and tricks, but this is a family forum, so.... euphemisms all the way
I wonder if someones ever busted something trying to keep things clean - brain explosion whilst trying to not be dirty - would that make the Darwin list?
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Flowers, chocolate, and sex... Man could I use some of that right about now!
Ah, seryn, interesting question. And I have an interesting answer. For men, I have to really, really want to because, well, how to put this? I have a small mouth. Very small. I had two palette expanders and still have a small mouth. So unless I am mad for a guy, I don't wanna do that. I feel like I'm gonna suffocate. Plus I have very... good ... reflexes. They're difficult to supress. I don't think it's either more or less intimate, but I definitely have to feel a certain way about someone to even consider it. 'Course, that's true for "normal" sex, too. Anyway, short answer; don't really enjoy fellatio.
BUT if I were with a woman (still waiting still waiting still waiting) I would not mind at all. I would love finding out everything that would make her climax, and that would of course be included. Since, for me anyway, all orgasms are different depending on how they come about, I know that few are quite as satisfying as those kinds. Or maybe I just think they're the most satisfying because I haven't had that for so long (ex was not big into it). Anyway, I wouldn't choke, and that makes me happy.
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Oooh, good question Seryn.
I gotta say, I hate to be taken for granted so I'd go on strike if a man did the trouser thing or even worse, just grabbed my head in a passionate moment and pushed it down there. I definately want it to be my idea (or at least they can ask nicely!).
I also HATE when a man grabs a woman's head to hold her in place. Escape is sometimes needed unless you enjoy making a woman sick!
I can enjoy it occasionally, I have to be in the right mood. Usually I just enjoy being able to give such a well received present. Makes 'em all grateful which leads to other fun stuff!
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Oooooh, if a man ever tried to hold me in place or push me down, I would seriously BITE him!
My first boyfriend pushed me down there. Both physically and by cajoling. I wanted to find out what it was like so I went with it... Maybe that's why I lost my taste for the whole thing. I should have bit him.
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I should imagine increased pressure with the teeth is always an option if they grab your head. I can't think of anything that would put me off more. But does anyone ever like the whole kinky 'dominance aspect of it? (oh, there goes the last of my good girl reputation! The Nuns'll never have me now)
PR - was the word you want 'gag' reflex? Or do you have this strange need to bounce your knee ;D
I have to admit that I never thought about women that way.
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I would be VERY interested to know whether men enjoy giving oral. I sometimes take a while and then I get nervous that the guy's getting bored which kind of kills my mood. (I know I have a strange hyperactive guilt complex. I'm working on it!)
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No, I meant good reflexes. One is my gag reflex but the other is... well, I guess it's related to my gag reflex, but I swallow reflexively. I know guys think that's hot, but it's another reason why I can only do it if I really want to.
The other thing is, having a small mouth, I usually can't avoid a little bit of teeth. I've had so many guys tell me to put my lips around my teeth. Well you know what? After very long, that hurts like a bitch!
Emma, if he's bored, he has issues. If someone is enjoying what I'm doing, I basically can't get bored. Boredom is a sign of selfishness. If he doesn't like the taste or whatever, that's alright, but if he gets bored he gets the boot!
Oh yeah, and the domination thing... There are more exciting ways to be dominated. To me, domination means teasing the hell out of someone. It's exciting to be on either side of that. Holding someone's head to your crotch is not teasing, it's just being a demanding 
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Man, once again, I take a couple days away from the computer and I'm all behind on the Impondering :P
Bypassing the topics I missed and on to the current one: Well, here's one guy who enjoys giving some occasional oral pleasure. Though I must admit I'm not always terribly successful. I generally reserve it for when I "cross the finish line" ahead of her, etc :p
It's one of those things where especially early on in the relationship, she almost has to talk me through it. I swear sometimes it's like cracking a safe with you women :) Also, uhm... I seem to be more adept with my hands? (Sorry if that's too much info :)
Anyways, maybe it's just me, but if I'm with someone I'm really into, I very much enjoy anything I can do to satisfy my significant other. I love that part of a blooming relationship where you're learning each other's turn-ons, and what buttons to push.
Plus, I figure one good turn deserves another, after all. (And it is, of course, better to recieve than it is to give :)
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Continuing with the TMI, (maybe) I really, really don't enjoy hands as much as tongues. I'm very delicate in that area, and no matter how careful someone is, it tends to hurt when they go after me with their hands. Hence why I enjoy oral more; you can't get more gentle than a tongue! In terms of success... Well, anything happening in that area before full arousal is not going to bring instant success. Again I know I'm unusual in this, but once I am arroused, it really doesn't take that much.
A tip, though; there are books that can be read on the subject of technique
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Emma
I will be 42 in July (boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo) How bout I pop on a plane and come over there and share some Uni boys with you.
Well - I would, except that whole "circumcism" thing puts me right off! Oh hell, beggars can't be choossers! I'll be right over!
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Oh FMF, please tell me you did not just bring up circumcision. I could rant for hours about that. Instead, I'm just going to refer you to http://www.mothersagainstcirc.org/
Basically, it is a barbaric practice with no value. Actually, there are many reasons against it. Just read it; you'll understand.
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Morning, all!
Oral sex...I am a big fan! Not so much on the receiving end, although I do like it every now and then. I enjoy giving, and giving, and giving...sorry. See, I minored in oral sex in college . If left alone, I could spend a long time down there. Hopefully, this won't get too raunchy for this early in the morning, but I love the taste, texture, and velvety softness of "woman parts". I am also quite open to having a woman tell me what is working and what isn't, but I also enjoy exploring and discovering all the little spots by myself. I'm inquisitive that way. Not sure if I am alone in this, but I can get fully arroused in just performing...I don't even have to be touched...although mutual touching is nice during all that.
Hmm. What a way to start the morning conversation off...I'll be in my bunk!
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As a mother of 2 boys and as the friend of someone who had penile cancer I will say only POPPYCOCK.
My boys are circumcised. My brothers are circumcised. My father is not. He has has innumerable problems over the years.
Circumcism like anything else that has to do with the body is a choice and I am all for choice. But I have to say that an uncircumcised penis is a turn off for me.
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It is SOOO nice to here a man being that enthusiastic about the subject. I'll try to be less paranoid in future!
Oh and FMF, I'd love to go on the prowl with you! Just give me a call next time you're on my continent!
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Oh, God Tristan, where are the men like you?
It's not poppycock, FMF. Of course you have to take care of yourself or there are going to be problems, but there are just as many problems related to circumcision as there are to actually leaving the poor men intact. And if you're going to go into choice... Well, male babies aren't really given a choice are they? If needed, it can be done later in life. Maybe with some pain killers rather than just slicing it off like it's nothing.
Ok, it looks a little strange if you aren't used to it, but I don't think it would turn me off. I'd like to see what the difference was.
I'm not sure why there's not much literature, conversation, etc about taking care of the foreskin as there is about taking care of the female parts. Just as we should take care of ours, they should take care of theirs. Cleaning and such is obviously important. But cancer is not a given. I'm serious, read everything on that site before you judge. I used to think it was obviously something that should be done before I found out it was originally pitched as a "cure for masturbation". Honestly, how ridiculous can you get? I think we should hear from some of our UK pals about it, too.
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Emma, enthusiasm is half the fun! Some males just enjoy sexual contact with their man parts and that's all they enjoy...it's our one major erogenous zone. Females have several more than we do...I like finding them all . Besides that, my sexual strength does not lie in the actual coupling...I'm really not all that good in that area. Oh, it works, my partner usually enjoys it, and I rarely fail to acheive orgasm, but it's not my strong area.
FMF..."Poopycock"....circumcision...sorry, that's funny! 
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My friends in the UK were unable to get the boys circumcised at birth. The Dr refused - so they had a rabbi do it when the boy was 5! Now THAT is barbaric. I was in the room when they circumcised my son and several others (long story - don't ask). I am all for it - from and aesthetic and cleanliness viewpoint - but it should be done at birth not at 5 or 13 or whatever stupid age people do it.
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Oh, I've managed to find other erogenous zones on menfolk! Certainly not as major, but they do exist. Like you said, exploring is at least half the fun!
*snort* Poppycock... Didn't even think of that. I must be tired.
Oh, and I forgot to mention; talked to my mom about it, and she said she didn't have it done on my brother. And he's just fine, from everything I hear from him. I mean, he had a serious case of poison oak awhile ago, but that's hardly related is it?
How do the men here feel about the issue?
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As a male, this is what I know about circumcision:
It was originally done for hygenic purposes. However, the introduction of soap and education on how to keep the body clean led to it no longer being necessary. Nowadays, it's done because "we've always done it"...tradition.
I have also learned that the uncircumcised male has something like 75% more feeling on the sensitive parts of the penis than the circumcised male. I have been circumcised, so I know not what I am missing...but here's a quandry for you females to think on. A regular, circumcised male's penis is already very sensitive; it's why we can still acheive orgasm. Now, I have always heard general complaints from the female portion of our species along the lines of "he never lasts long enough"...so, imagine a quick-shot male you have been with...and then imagine him with a 75% increase in feeling. How long you think he's gonna last now?
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You obviously have your opinion about it, but I don't think it should be done unless absolutely necessary. Saying it's more barbaric to have it done to a five year old than to a baby has no logic behind it. It hurts no matter when it's done. And maybe - just maybe - that doctor had a reason to refuse; maybe he'd done his research!
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Good morning and good topic! I'll a little oral with my coffe and doughnut...
Oddly, I have never been with a man who didn't just sidle on down the bed with being prompted. Guess I've been lucky, huh? I must admit, I've always thought a little odd - the idea of doing that is what convinces that I could never be a lesbian. just... ick.
As for me reciprocating - the act itself, okay maybe not always the funnest. But making a man get all melty and crazy - very good, worth the effort and any unpleasantness. I do enjoy that lots. Absolutely must be my choice though. Hands pushing or holding - no way.
I want to hear more men state opinions! I had one boyfriend tell me he didn't enjoy the act so much as the woman's desire to do it for him. I thought that was kind of sweet.
Circumcision? Don't really have an opinion.
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Originally posted by Tristan:
As a male, this is what I know about circumcision:
It was originally done for hygenic purposes. However, the introduction of soap and education on how to keep the body clean led to it no longer being necessary. Nowadays, it's done because "we've always done it"...tradition.
I have also learned that the uncircumcised male has something like 75% more feeling on the sensitive parts of the penis than the circumcised male. I have been circumcised, so I know not what I am missing...but here's a quandry for you females to think on. A regular, circumcised male's penis is already very sensitive; it's why we can still acheive orgasm. Now, I have always heard general complaints from the female portion of our species along the lines of "he never lasts long enough"...so, imagine a quick-shot male you have been with...and then imagine him with a 75% increase in feeling. How long you think he's gonna last now?
I've actually heard that, while the head is more sensitive and such, men with foreskins actually tend to last longer! No first-hand experience, though. Plus, I've basically never had that complaint; too long and I start to feel raw and hurty. Most of my pleasure is in all the foreplay anyway; the intercourse is almost pure icing on the cake.**********************************
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OK, caught up on the circumcision posts... I have to say, anything that removes sensitivity is just wrong! I'm with PhoenixRose on the timing issues too.
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Oddly, I have never been with a man who didn't just sidle on down the bed with being prompted. Guess I've been lucky, huh?
I'LL say!
I don't think it's at all ick. More proof that I'm a true bisexual!
Yeah, it's nice to make a man go all melty. Fortunately, I've been able to do that pretty effectively without spraining my jaw
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PR, the foreskin actually covers the head (you know this), but during errection, the skin is stretched, revealing the sensitive head...so, the sensitive part is all exposed. I also have no first hand experience, just research to fall back on. If there were a way to keep the foreskin over the head (though why you'd want to do that I don't know), I suppose they may last longer.
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Yeah, I figured out how it worked. I'm not sure why it is, it's just what I've heard. Might be because of the "gliding" action from the foreskin. I have no idea. I'll have to read some stuff and see where I saw that.
*Edit* No, circumcision can make you last longer, I guess. Like I said, though, that is not personally important to me. More than 10-20 minutes and I'm starting to feel like I have friction burns.
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10-20 minutes...of straight bumpity-bump? Damn, maybe when I was 20...now, it's a matter of trying to do quantum physics in my head and hoping she finishes before I do...I hate getting old...
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I've never actually seen a circumcised penis. Then again I've never seen more than a handful (Oooh, bad choice of words!) so my sample size isn't all that large.
If we're getting into the nitty gritty of the buisiness I want to touch on that friction issue (again, that just sounds dodgy!)
Do any other women need to fall back on the good old lube every now and then? I have a friend who is physically incapable of having sex comfortably without some assistance. Not spontanious sex for her! 
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Well... Not on a regular basis. Okay, a semi-regular basis. But Tristan in your defense he was 24, and there were a couple times when it took, I think, three or four strokes. No regularity. Really, though, the feel of a male orgasm was always very very... Well, it always satisfied me, let's put it that way. Satisfied me again, I should say. I'll shut up now.
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Okay, I'm starting to feel better about getting bored and faking it when a guy went on for 90 minutes. I kid you not!
Current sex toy boy tends to average 30 mins but to be honest if I've not come after 10 I'm not going to!
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I've never actually seen a circumcised penis. Then again I've never seen more than a handful (Oooh, bad choice of words!) so my sample size isn't all that large.
If we're getting into the nitty gritty of the buisiness I want to touch on that friction issue (again, that just sounds dodgy!)
Do any other women need to fall back on the good old lube every now and then? I have a friend who is physically incapable of having sex comfortably without some assistance. Not spontanious sex for her!
Well, though I have to insist on lots and lots of foreplay, I've never had to use lube. Although the lubricated condoms are my friend, they were really only badly needed when I first started. I don't think I would need them anymore. I lubricate a lot once I get going. This is getting back into my abnormal amount of orgasm, but once I have five or so, I'm usually ready to go. That's really just a measure of how long the foreplay has been going, though! At least 45 minutes. There are men out there who would hate me for that, I'm sure. Fortunately, most of them seem to really enjoy it. How often do you run accross a girl who comes when you suck her toes?
Handfull... oh that's great! Were they all really a handfull?
Living in the UK, you probably won't ever see one unless you come over here. They probably don't look all that different once they're erect, though... Actually, I don't know. All circumcised penises have scars, of course, but the real difference in looks seems to be when it's all retracted under the foreskin.
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PR - that brings to mind a new topic...
Multiples. I guess woman are supposed to be all multiple, like in a short time, almost like an ongoing O. Is this truth or myth?
Cause I'm not like that! I need a long break between. This can be a problem, because when I'm done, I'm really done. Wiped out. Makes the timing difficult.
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Okay, I'm starting to feel better about getting bored and faking it when a guy went on for 90 minutes. I kid you not!
Current sex toy boy tends to average 30 mins but to be honest if I've not come after 10 I'm not going to!
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Holy smokes! I would have changed from "Oh oh oh!" to "Omigod ow ow ow ow ow!" Sheesh! Was he, y'know, human? Did he use some kind of cream?
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but once I have five or so, I'm usually ready to go.
Okay, now I hate you!
Really, that's just.....
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PR - that brings to mind a new topic...
Multiples. I guess woman are supposed to be all multiple, like in a short time, almost like an ongoing O. Is this truth or myth?
Cause I'm not like that! I need a long break between. This can be a problem, because when I'm done, I'm really done. Wiped out. Makes the timing difficult.
True for me! I get multiples all piled on top of each other, and then there can be a pause and I'll have more. It feels like surges. Ongoing is also nice; I don't consider those to be more than one, though, they're just one long one. I think the fewest I've had was 10. I really can't keep track, though.
But if you aren't like that, you aren't like that, it depends on the woman. I am either a freak of nature or have uncanny mind/body control; jury is still out on it. Might be both. I've thought about writing a book about my technique, but I don't know if I could make it book length, and I also wonder if they would publish it without me having a PhD in sexuality or something.
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Good God people can we at least wait until I've had coffee:)
That said Seryn I actually like it when a guy grabs my head it shows how into it he is..sorry I also think season 6 with Spike is way hotter than with Angel so :)
Mal4Prez according to Cosmo ( not perfect but hey it's data) 37% or women are able to do multiples ( sadly porn has convinced many guys that all women are and within like 5 minutes) also same source that only 65% of women cross the finish line every time they have sex. It also says that it takes an average of 20% foreplay to get a woman to the point of crossing the finish line...and sad news guys 98% of women surveyed admitted to faking it at least once.
Tristan- WOW! that's all I have just WOW!!
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All I can say is da-amn!! 10??? I've had 3 in a night, but with long recuperation breaks. Not multiples!
If there's a way to learn, sign me up for the class!
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