Male and Female Imponderables--the Eighth (?)

POSTED BY: Tristan
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TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 4:53 PM

New thread, same great content! Read, comment, enjoy!

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TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 4:56 PM

*bump*
This one should be on top.

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MSG

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:03 PM

hmm masturbation alone or with SO...yes please:) I think it depends on the situation and the relationship but I think it's a really good way to show a new partner how to get you across the finish line

In a complete non sequiter is it ok to put nail polish remover on a keyboard? I was painting my toenails as I responded and I spilled a little polish on the keyboard and as it's sparkly gold/red my husband is bound to notice

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:13 PM

I agree! Mutual voyeurism is fun! And yes, if the SO is a good student, a thing or two can be learned regarding technique...it has helped me a time or two in the past.

Nail polish...on the keyboard? As long as it did not get between the keys, it should be alright...I think...
The color sounds pretty, though! Maybe he won't mind.

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:18 PM

I like on top. Though, the excitement of control gets me going a little quicker. As for the whole solo thing... sure. Whatever works. I think they should teach a larger section of it to kids in sex ed. I really wish that most of the poulation of younger people in my towm would join the Band of the Hand. (Proud member since 1989). I,ve already seen multiple children in my facility that are from parents much younger than me. Can't stand seeing people who can't take care of their kids at the local meat markets still looking to hook up and have more. GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of mutiples, (change of subject for sanity's sake), I have a problem with being able to have numerous orgasms in a session. Yet another reason for no nookie for a while. Need a partner who can be true as not to foul up the works, and a partner I ain't afraid to impregnate. Visit my town some time and see if that is possible. Rural community with a Naval Air Station sixty miles from Reno and 50 miles from the nearest brothel. I should start a shuttle to both for all the damn squids and make some cashy money. That and the civic duty of slightly more virtueous women I can snag on might be enough. Now where to get the cash for a van?

Sorry about the long winded everything. Had a diet Pepsi and the chance to be present for a co=workers termination this morning. Really feel like lifting weights or getting some trim' if there were a little woman about.
GOODMORNING BROWNCOATS!!!!

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

MSG

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:20 PM

LOL won't mind...ok I may die laughing now. ok I am trying the remover. here's hoping I don't ruin his keyboard:)

Another question for you guys- DO you like it when a woman dresses up. Also, do you prefer women who look/act more feminine or look feminine act masculine or look tomboy act tomboy?

NV- yeah I am right with you on that. I get so frustrated and angry with the parents I deal with who obviously desperately didn't want and have no plans to care for the children they have!

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:26 PM

I have a question for the men - how soon is too soon? Being back on the market and all - what is the ettiquette? And no I can not spell today - I am having a raging Albuterol headache!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:27 PM

NVGhostrider, afternoon!

msg, remember that the nail polish remover may slightly melt the plastic.

I love it when my wife dresses up! She is naturally gorgeous, but when she dolls-up...damn! It's nice in that it doesn't happen everyday...not sure I could stand her being more beautiful than she normally is.
As far as looking/acting, my wife is best described as a tomboy. Who else would get out in the front yard with three other guys swinging practice weapons around? And there have been times when she has wiped the field with all three of us! (msg, check my profile and go to my Blue Sun items...there is a picture of her in armor there...unless you have already seen it). She can also act very feminine when she wants to...usually when she dresses up...she carries herself differently, and I like that, too.

So, I prefer a tomboyish woman who ocassionally dresses to the nines.

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TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:29 PM

FMF, right now sounds good
Um...ok...take your time; be sure you really want the other person. Unless you are just at the end of your rope, do not settle for just anyone. You deserve the very best. If in doubt, get references and check them out.

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MSG

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:32 PM

ok I diluted it and it didn't melt the plastic goody...now no one tell my husband:)

The main reason I asked is that I look fairly girly ( manicure, some make-up, skirts, strapy heels, and I'm tiny 5'2") and I act very much like a guy( not in a bad way but was once banned from playing bball with other teachers because I turned into a block hard enough to knock a 6' guy to the boards) and I have had more than a few guys be angry at my "mixed message"

FMF- I am pretty sure have a good time and wear protection are the only rules still out there...so dive right in. ( oh and you can't date anyone under 18 if you are over 21)

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

COPILOT

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:33 PM

Dressing up doesn't work for me. Lipstick makes me look like a cheap hooker no matter the shade and I just can't pull off any sort of fancy dress. I'm a dirt child that's just the way I roll I guess. Maybe when I'm a little older.

An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord

MAL4PREZ

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:34 PM

This may not be the best topic - not so fun and not rated R or anything, but it's been on my mind. And maybe it's not such a m/f imponderable, but it can be if I stretch it a little...

OK, so I had reason to be blue yesterday, and as the blue wasn't going away (this thread did help btw) I dropped lines to all my buddies (I moved recently and my best friends are far away)

I've heard back from nobody! I know my friends care about me, and I know at least one or two have to be online. So what gives?

This has happened before, that friends respond to fun things, but when I'm really down I get nothing. I'm thinking... I've always been a strong independent kind of woman, and maybe when I'm not I don't express it well. So my friends either don't know how to deal with it, or they don't understand what I need.

What I am saying? hmm. I've never been good at asking for emotional support when I need it. So, how does a strong woman deal with being blue without scaring people away?

My failed approach has been - I'm bummed. Can you help me out? Nada!

What do the rest of you do?

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

MSG

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:35 PM

Copilot- have you tried a simple gloss...or try Nars lip gloss in orgasm. It's a nice pale peachy pink barely there thing...that is if you want to wear make-up and all. If you don't, then do what looks good for you:)

Mal4 prez- maybe they are so used to you taking care of them that they don't know how to take care of you. Try asking for what you want. Say hey guys could use some support can everyone email me and shut up and be supportive.
You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:36 PM

Mal4Prez, whenever you need a lift, and we can help, come to us! There is a guarantee that someone on this board will be in a good mood and can help out.

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:38 PM

FMF Look out for yourself. Try an easy one first, but make sure you can get rid of him as soon as something great come along. An ego builder. It may take awile to find someone truly worthwhile. I suggest building a small circle of friends who can point you in the right direction. I'm just talking out my ass so whoever feels like roughing me up, feel free to do so.
As for the dressing up/ demenor preferance of a woman. I like 50/50. Some one clean who likes to dress up on occasion. Likes some, but not all the things I like and doesn't mind getting dirty. Basically a woman who can do the hiking and gardening and watering but cleans up all shiny. Love the dirty girls who clean up nice!

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

MAL4PREZ

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Mal4Prez, whenever you need a lift, and we can help, come to us! There is a guarantee that someone on this board will be in a good mood and can help out.

Thanks Tristan! It was one of those silly things when I was overreacting to a situation, just needed some coaxing through it.

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

ZEEK

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:50 PM

I really never thought about masturbation with a SO. Do women really need a road map about guys down there? I thought we were pretty straight forward.

Dressed up or not: Well thing is the dressed up version is just so hot it's not even funny. However, I think it's only good when it's the exception instead of the rule. I'm perfectly happy with my girl being in jeans and a t-shirt or sweatpants or whatever. If I'm just girl watching though all dressed up is the way to go.

And for a few topics back I'm circumsized and I don't have any complaints.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:52 PM

I have the same problem. Especially with the crap I am in now. My friends can't really deal so they respond to the happy stuff - not the bad.

Truthfully, I come here. I post in the logs. There is such kindness and love here that someone NEVER fails to say EXACTLY what I need to hear.

:) You need someone to vent to - try me tracyrgibson@gmail.com :)

Thats for all ya'll!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

MAL4PREZ

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:58 PM

Thansk FMF, and MSG!

Look at me, I'm getting all teary-eyed. Guess it was bothering me more than I thought!

All right, I'm going out for coffee and some hard core science talking. That always works to numb the emotional state.

Edit: meant to say, MSG - I think you nailed it on the head. People really get thrown when they see a strong person being not so strong. I still haven't found a way to deal.

Guess I'll stick with the internet - the place to let one's weak flag fly. (Ok, that was really lame...)

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:00 PM

Oh M4P, just dump on us all of your sorrows and frustrations. All will listen. Besides, when I get that feeling it seems that no one is listening until it is really needed. Just seems funny that messages are answered quicker by folks that want something return. So, uh M4P, got any money I could bum?

Nothing is cooler than a chick that don't need makeup. Not only do you not have to wait while she puts her face on, it don't get all rubbed off during happy time. Nothing says "I just slept with someone" like makeup imprints on clothes. That and some women insist on limiting the amont of touch because of the time it took them to gussy themselves up. "Don't touch my face" and "Don't you be pullin' my hair". Where's the fun in that?

Mal: Bwah.

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:01 PM

We'll be here...discussing...well, stuff and all.

Enjoy the coffee!

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EMMARIGBY

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:04 PM

Gosh you've all been busy whilst I was working (actually working for once, ye gods it's a miracle! You guys must be a good influence or something, you seem to have woken me up with all your fun talk!)

Masturbating in front of partner? I've thought about this as a good way of showing what I like as I'm too shy to say outright (I get much less articulate when naked) but there's that pesky shyness when it comes to sex that would make me embarrassed to be looked at. I am getting over that (I used to hide under the covers and insist the lights be off!). I recently made a dirty home movie with my friend which I then watched and actually enjoyed! I could never have done that before!
Hhhm, maybe I should film myself masturbating as a little erotic pressie/ educational film next Valentine's Day. Last February I was cheeky enough to take a picture of myself naked carefully positioned behind a large Anglo Saxon shield and sent it with a Valentine card! He he! See, I think I've grown in confidence!

Hhhm, we have moved on from where I was afraid to say Porn for fear of causing offence!

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Hisssssss!

LYSANDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:05 PM

I really like to see a woman who likes to dress up. My wife dresses professionally when she is teaching and she looks good. There are also times when jeans and t-shirts are goos enough. I really think tha it is the removal of all that is best.

Okay, here is a question. Do you prefer to watch your SO undress or do you like to do it yourself? Watching is really good, but after so long I find myself helping out a bit.

Simon: What if he(Mal) tells you to kill me?
Zoe: (without hesitation) I kill you.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:08 PM

Thanks for the advice NV

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:09 PM

Emma...I, uh...Anglo-Saxon shield? Can I be put on your Valentine's day mailing list? Please?
Wow. I'll, uh...be in my bunk...there are times when I hate having an active imagination...and I don't even know what you look like....

Yes, we seem to have progressed way beyond saying "porn" and giggling like schoolkids. I am glad of this. I was afraid this type of thread would quickly become mired down with inane and stupid comments, but I am happy to say I have been proven wrong!

Emma, once again...wow.

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:12 PM

I think since I suffered the idignity of the whole world seeing my picture, and since we have seen Tristan and I would see NV if I could get to Myspace from here - we should have a "post your pic" thread.

So we KNOW who we are talking to.

But then I could just shut up

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

MSG

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:13 PM

LOL NV I love the accented typing.. however the right make-up doesn't rub off and it takes me less than 3 minutes to do the whole shebang( food for thought)

Emma hey I never thought of that. It's great idea video yourself doing your thing and present to partner...hmm that could really work out. Plus I bet he'd like it too.

Mal4prez- well you know we love you everyday strong or weak HUGS!!

FMF- I'd post mine if I knew how, but my hubby does so I could have him do it when he gets home:)
You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

MSG

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:15 PM

OK may I just say that any woman who limits touching activities due to a hair do or make-up is a sad strange little freak!!

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:16 PM

FMF, there was no indignity in seeing your picture...quite the opposite, actually

Your idea sounds good. Not sure that everyone would agree, but I'll leave it y'all to decide. I personally have no problem with it.

Lysander, I love watching women undress, but I also sometimes like to help out. But, generally, all of the clothes are off before we get into the bed anyway...so there aren't alot of opportunities for disrobing.

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MSG

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:21 PM

I know I am just going to miss a ton, but I have to go now. Meeting family then on to nail appointment. drat I rally don't want to leave....must pull self away from keyboard.

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:25 PM

msg, we will see you when you get back!

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
FMF, there was no indignity in seeing your picture...quite the opposite, actually

Your idea sounds good. Not sure that everyone would agree, but I'll leave it y'all to decide. I personally have no problem with it.

Lysander, I love watching women undress, but I also sometimes like to help out. But, generally, all of the clothes are off before we get into the bed anyway...so there aren't alot of opportunities for disrobing.

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Too kind. I think I look like a pig with a pig nose. oink oink. Or a cocker spaniel. LOL

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:29 PM

FMF, not at all. You are a beautiful woman, and you need to realize that. Or, all of us here could just keep telling you over and over again until you accepted our judgement.

I need to actually take a more recent picture of me...I think the one most of you have seen was from my wedding two years ago...I no longer have all that hair...maybe I can talk the wife into shooting one or two of my tonight.

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
FMF, not at all. You are a beautiful woman, and you need to realize that. Or, all of us here could just keep telling you over and over again until you accepted our judgement.

I need to actually take a more recent picture of me...I think the one most of you have seen was from my wedding two years ago...I no longer have all that hair...maybe I can talk the wife into shooting one or two of my tonight.

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Hang on - I am mournng the loss of all that beautiful hair.

My pic is about 2 years old too. It is also 1 of only 2 pictures taken in the last 20 years in which I am smiling. That must mean something! I will have to pee myself laughing in the new one!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:35 PM

I am back briefly. Still writing that little thing about my techniques, I will post it sometime!
FMF; I'm actually impressed. I tend to have way fewer orgasms when I go solo. WAY fewer.
Never masturbated with a partner. Always think there are more interesting things I could be doing
Mal4prez, it's possible they don't know how to handle it. It's also possible you need better friends. I'm fairly independant, but I've had my breakdowns and my friends always try to help. They don't always do it well but they do try.
Dressing up; I tended to really dress up for dates. I would never wear my date clothes if I wasn't on a date because guys would think I was advertising easy sex if I wasn't with someone. I would usually not wear lipstick, though, because if I do I leave marks all over. Like NV said; what's the fun in not being able to wrestle?
I don't want my SO to take anything off; I wanna do it. And I want them to take my clothes off. It's just sexy that way, and you get to stay close. And man, if there is anything better than the teasing of unbuttoning a shirt bit by bit...
Ahem. This is not going to help me get to sleep! I should be asleep gorrammit!
And y'all know what I look like... At least what I would look like were I to burst into flames. And there's one in Copilot's birthday thread where I photoshopped a Jayne hat onto my head.
Did I cover everything? I might be off to bed, then. I am so not tired!

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EMMARIGBY

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:40 PM

I'd love to see what all you guys look like! (I tried for ages to look for your picture on the dating site you posted but it woudn't let me, possibly because I wasn't American)
I'd be happy to post one of me (no, not that one!)

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Hisssssss!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:46 PM

prepare ye for the ick edit (god I hate this [icture)

and for giggles

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:49 PM

Alright, pictures seem to be a "go"...the question is where to post them? Some of us have myspace accounts, some have photobucket, some livejournal...would it be easier to post them off this site and just post links to them?

Back to the clothing removal thing...I love being disrobed! I even love the akwardness of trying to get pants off of someone...*which leg will she lift first?*...another wonderful shocker is discovering that the SO was not wearing underwear...if all of this disrobing is following an evening out, the mind just takes a trip back through the date with the new realization that there was NO UNDERWEAR being worn. Kinda amps things up a bit. Although it is nice to know beforehand, too. The little whisper during dinner "by the way, I am not wearing any underwear"...

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:51 PM

PR: I always wanted to use, "Wanna Wrassle?" as a pickup line. I always liked it when my ex would dressup and flirt with everyone but go home with me. Made me feel, well, special. I agree on the whole BROWNCOAT photo board idea. Love to be able to post the travels of my future Jayne hat. In the mountains, working on the truck, at the range, in the mosh pit. It will travel. "Have Jayne hat, will travel" cards to hand out will be the next thing I have made.
Not to mention the "other" places the Jayne hat will travel. Sorry, no photo ops for "other".

Response after seeing FMF, "DANG!"

Mal: Bwah.

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:51 PM

My god! You're really stunning! I'm not just saying this but I think you are much more sexy now than in the earlier photo (which kind of looks like a mug shot! Something you're not telling us?)

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PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:52 PM

I'll say it again, FMF, I think you are lovely and have a very nice smile. And a nice nose, too, in fact. And nice cheekbones when you smile. And nice legs. You have some nice legs!

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
My god! You're really stunning! I'm not just saying this but I think you are much more sexy now than in the earlier photo (which kind of looks like a mug shot! Something you're not telling us?)

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Hisssssss!

oh the tears the tears! you used ME and sexy in the same sentence!

Sorry, oh yeah let me wipe the tears! Whoo hooo

Seriously, I was 16 in that picture and HEAVILY medicated! That was the year my allergies started and I sort of glided through school in a fog! Plus I don't like to smile.

But I thank you all for your kind words - money is in the mail!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
You have some nice legs!

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Thanks I DO have nice legs. Its me favorite thing :)

OK all - you've seen mine (so to speak) wheres yours? Where are we putting them?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:59 PM

Okay, so this long-ass thing is done. Then I'm really going to bed. Really!

Multiple orgasms and stuff.
Ok, so here’s my thoughts and techniques on multiple orgasms for my sistren who could use it. And brethren, too, actually, because these can work for men.
For the men, I will start off by saying that ejaculation and orgasm are not necessarily the same thing. Really, they aren’t. I’m sure many men have experienced the kind of pleasure that makes them feel like jelly, and it usually isn’t typical. So you, too, can make use of what I say. Maybe.
First of all, I will talk about full-body orgasms. This is the kind where your whole body seizes up and your vision (in my case) goes dark. I usually feel a gathering energy/tension in the area of my sacral chakra (between the belly button and the crotch), followed by an explosion, but usually not muscles tensing. They are wonderful, and are usually what is achieved through “indirect” stimulation. Direct stimulation tends to cause the contracting of muscles, etc. Though I have found that occasionally either type can come from either stimulation.
It is my theory that, since nerve endings are everywhere, every location on the body can deliver pleasure. You just have to go after it in the correct way for a long time. Thing about it; even genital stimulation doesn’t deliver instant orgasms, so why would it happen anywhere else? You have to focus on the area. Different areas like different stimulation, depending on how you are. Many of the best areas are the ones you can bite (actually, it’s more like chewing to have the right effect) because the teeth can deliver wonderfully focused stimulation and can’t be used on more tender areas.
Alright, so here is how I view the nervous system. I am going to stress that I’ve found this thinking and technique far less effective if I am not with someone I love and trust. Trust is a big issue because you are opening yourself up to being more vulnerable in a certain way.
Alright, the nervous system runs through our whole body. All nerves are connected. Therefore, if you are focused on how it feels to be touched/rubbed/bitten/licked/sucked on and the like, really focus, you can feel the sensation spread. It can go through your whole body; your whole nervous system, which means it can trigger any nerves necessary for orgasm. It’s just nerve stimulation, anyway, really. So open your nerves, feel them firing, feel the sensation traveling, and that should leave to some mind-blowing experiences. Also, since no area gets worn out, tender, or over-stimulated, the amount of orgasms possible is virtually unlimited. And it (for me) is almost a snowball effect; the more I have, the more I’m going to have, because the more and more aroused I get. The longer you go with this, the less it takes to achieve another orgasm. Eventually, they are almost instant!
I have found that hard rubbing with the tips of fingers, gentle scratching, biting and gnawing, holding skin with teeth and flicking the tongue over it many times, and sucking softly are what works best. This is, however an area for exploration. Anything should work, as long as you find the right technique for the right area.
That is the sum of it. See? How could this be a whole book? It's only a page!

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EMMARIGBY

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:00 PM

Yep, you caught me checking out her legs too! Put a smile on my face!

I don't have any really flattering photos to hand (there are only 3 I think in existence that I actually like!) but I'll a couple already on the web.
Here I was all middle aged at a wedding (must have been REALLY evil in that hat!):
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/t.groves/members/wedding/Gill3.JPG

And this was at a 1940's murder mystery party where I was a triffle red and tiddly (I always go scarlet when I drink!):
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/t.groves/members/1940/images/Gill%20garte
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Sorry, should we have started a new thread for these? Don't mean to hijack!

Edited so that I have actual photos and can be more exhibitionist to you all! I like leaping out of a thread all huge (would prefer to be less huge but I like my food too much!)
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Hisssssss!

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:05 PM

I have no problem having the pics here. Mine's in my sig of course.
I could post the unaltered one, though.

It's a couple years old, but I haven't changed that much. This was me at RHPS, hence why I'm a bit dolled up and low-cut.

PENGUIN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:07 PM

*reads thread*

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:10 PM

PR "WOW, good instructions."

EMMA: No response (in a good way).

FMF: Okay so uh yeah. Ditto.

I think I just found hero's for the hero list on Myspace. (Can't count the mancrush. You know who you are.)

Mal: Bwah.

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:10 PM

What, Penguin? TMI? Here?

Thanks, NV, I'm glad they're good. I just kinda banged them out. That seems to be how I do my best writing, though.

And Emma... I've seen it before... But maybe I forgot... You also have some nice legs!

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MAL4PREZ

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:12 PM

Wow - I'm gone for a hour and there's like 50 posts!

FMF, you're gorgeous!! And Emma, you too, what a hat. I totally get the red face thing too, what a pain. PR - red sequins, woo-hoo! And excellent write up, thanks!

I'll post a picture, but I really don't know how. Help!

Oh - re the dress up - I'll a little uncomfortable dressing up extensively because I'm tall and skinny and people treat me different when I'm dressed up. Seriously! I could tell you stories of men that didn't recognize me and wouldn't talk to me all dolled up. Weird.

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:14 PM

Yeah, choice of words may need to be made. Banged them out seems a bit constrictive right now. Knew I shoulda wore cargo pants to work.

Mal: Bwah.

LYSANDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:14 PM

FMF This is the first chance that I've had to see your pics. There is absolutely no reason for you to not like this picture. You have a great smile and like the others said, you have some great legs. How long did you say you have been single? After seeing your picture, I think that you must live in a place where all of the men have problems. You are a beautiful woman and I don't understand how any guy wouldn't think that you would be a great catch.

Simon: What if he(Mal) tells you to kill me?
Zoe: (without hesitation) I kill you.

ELOISA

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:17 PM

Any kiddies still in the thread? Out, now.

Gone? OK.

Ladies - is it me or are clitoral and vaginal orgasms very qualitatively different? I so prefer the first type - they feel far more intense. The latter tends to be a let-down.

BTW, I so pwn Seryn's record for the other thread. I haven't had sex (with anyone else in the same room ) in nine years. Even when I was 21 and had the approximate vital stats of an underwear model, men just never found me attractive, and I never had the knack of picking them up. Maybe if you don't get that knack when you're in your late teens you never get it. Not sure.

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PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:18 PM

LOL, sorry for my wording. I did though; took me all of 20 minutes.
Mal4prez, it's actually a metal scale shirt. It was certainly a big favorite. Not even as heavy as you would think! (Maybe because there isn't much to it...) Glad you like the write-up! I must say, I hope it's helpful.
Oh, and to see how we managed to post our pics, just hit "reply with quote". It's fairly easy; just need a URL.

Why am I not sleeping....?!

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:19 PM

OK PR

I am on my way over. I may have to embrace the BI-sisterhood now!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Eloisa:
Any kiddies still in the thread? Out, now.

Gone? OK.

Ladies - is it me or are clitoral and vaginal orgasms very qualitatively different? I so prefer the first type - they feel far more intense. The latter tends to be a let-down.

BTW, I so pwn Seryn's record for the other thread. I haven't had sex (with anyone else in the same room ) in nine years. Even when I was 21 and had the approximate vital stats of an underwear model, men just never found me attractive, and I never had the knack of picking them up. Maybe if you don't get that knack when you're in your late teens you never get it. Not sure.

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They are certainly different but I've never found vaginal to be a let-down. I'm sorry you have.
I... have no idea why men wouldn't find you attractive. I have close to the same problem, though. I feel a "Wash, tell me I'm pretty." moment coming on.

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PENGUIN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
What, Penguin? TMI? Here?

Thanks, NV, I'm glad they're good. I just kinda banged them out. That seems to be how I do my best writing, though.

And Emma... I've seen it before... But maybe I forgot... You also have some nice legs!

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Just passing through...

P.S. I did notice the legs!

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
OK PR

I am on my way over. I may have to embrace the BI-sisterhood now!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

I take it you are interested in... "hands on" teaching?

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:26 PM

Married, no. Manly Fashion, sure.

CAUTION: Future manwhore of America on the prowl.

Mal: Bwah.

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:29 PM

I thought you were trying to avoid the man-whorin'!

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:34 PM

Dang women folk got me all up in a lather. Can't make up my mind. Which brain is talkin'? Don't know. Must look at co-workers medical book again, (photos of terrible unexplainable things. YUK!)
That mighta done the trick. Okay, so no manwhorin'.

YET.

Mal: Bwah.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:35 PM

Emma! Love the hat and Whoo Hoo ooo la la!
PR - you look fab in Red!

Mal4 - I don't like to dress up because it doesn't feel like me. Although I DO get a lot of attention when I do.

Not all of it wholesome. It is not that I do not get attention, I get the wrong KIND of attention. Or maybe from the wrong kind of guy. Anyway, I was all boo hoo hoo me and now I have 4 men emailing me! Dear GOD what have I done. I am fine on the PC but face to face -

As for the husband leaving me - he got tired of living with someone that knew what a sh*t he was. Wants to live a life were his wife actually BELIEVES his sh*t.

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

MAL4PREZ

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:36 PM

Okay, I have experimented with opening a photobucket account. Man - do they want a lot of info! I hope it works... The only pictures I have of me at work are from hockey. Ha!

I'm in orange:

And I'll share this one just cause my butt looks fabulous in hockey pants (I'm the non-goalie):

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ELOISA

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
I... have no idea why men wouldn't find you attractive. I have close to the same problem, though. I feel a "Wash, tell me I'm pretty." moment coming on.

Because they have eyes? I often feel that moment approaching my own self....

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:38 PM

It is official

Lysander is my new best friend

and PR - "hands on" definately!

must now go take a cold shower

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
As for the husband leaving me - he got tired of living with someone that knew what a sh*t he was. Wants to live a life were his wife actually BELIEVES his sh*t.

OMG I hate men like that.
It does seem hard to get attention from the right kind of guy. How do I dress to attract alternative-minded, accepting, sex-loving men without attracting the asshole, notches on my belt, sex-loving men? I do not know. How do I avoid dressing to attract the sex-loving but leave the rest in? I don't know that either. I suppose they all love sex? But no, my ex was interested a lot less than I was. I had to seduce him all the time. Boo.

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:41 PM

Eloisa

the men you have known in the past are stupid.

Mal - excellent ass in them uniform pants!

The woman of FFF.net are a worthy bunch if I say so myself!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

PENGUIN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
As for the husband leaving me - he got tired of living with someone that knew what a sh*t he was. Wants to live a life were his wife actually BELIEVES his sh*t.

OMG I hate men like that.
It does seem hard to get attention from the right kind of guy. How do I dress to attract alternative-minded, accepting, sex-loving men without attracting the asshole, notches on my belt, sex-loving men? I do not know. How do I avoid dressing to attract the sex-loving but leave the rest in? I don't know that either. I suppose they all love sex? But no, my ex was interested a lot less than I was. I had to seduce him all the time. Boo.

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Sounds like a stupid man!

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
The women of FFF.net are a worthy bunch if I say so myself!

Ain't. We. Just.

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PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:

Sounds like a stupid man!

Yes, well, what other reason could there be for him to dump me?

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LYSANDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:51 PM

FMF I will have to second your motion. The FFF ladies are a worthy bunch. And thank you for the new best friend vote. I don't ALWAYS aim to misbehave but I do aim to please. If any of you others need pleasing (in a computer kind of way) I'll gladly do what I can.

Simon: What if he(Mal) tells you to kill me?
Zoe: (without hesitation) I kill you.

MAL4PREZ

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
OMG I hate men like that.
It does seem hard to get attention from the right kind of guy. How do I dress to attract alternative-minded, accepting, sex-loving men without attracting the asshole, notches on my belt, sex-loving men? I do not know. How do I avoid dressing to attract the sex-loving but leave the rest in? I don't know that either. I suppose they all love sex? But no, my ex was interested a lot less than I was. I had to seduce him all the time. Boo.

That is the challenge!! I'm totally a geek and like guys who can carry on a conversation and don't have to be socially correct, but if I'm too dressy I'll scare them away.

Besides, I'm lazy and I hate to shop.

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ELOISA

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:55 PM

70 posts in three hours. We're getting obsessed.

FMF: *huggles* Thank you. And you have great legs, great hair and a great smile - need to get the soon-to-be-ex-husband over and done with so you can air the smile some more.

M4P: Definitely agree with FMF, you have a wonderful body. (Though how, if you'd been the goalie, anyone would have been able to tell if you had a great ass or not, escapes me. And I always thought fencing kit was cumbersome! )

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PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:55 PM

Yes, but I actually like to get dressed up at times. So how do you attract the smart ones? There's another question!
Gorrammit all...

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:00 PM

ok my peeps

Other than my MR what does she have

that I don't have?

I think I look younger Hee Hee

acutally - she looks a lot like the exmrFMF's new skanky bigamist wife. OH MY GOD THAT WOMAN IS EVERYWHERE!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

By the way I TOO am a Gibson

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:00 PM

This just occured to me, perhaps we should call the next thread Male and Female Imponderables - Not for the weak of heart. Y'know, since we shocked Penguin and all.

WHY am I not SLEEPING????
You people... keeping me up all day.

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JSUSAGI

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:02 PM

Wow! Cool seeing all these pics of the people Tristan has been talking too! Fairs fair I guess, since you all saw me before I even met you!

To reply to some of the posts...as far as the masturbation thing, I have no comment, because I have never masturbated. No, REALLY!!! I know what you all are thinking.."LIAR!!" Im serious. I lost my virginity at 15 and never really felt the urge to masturbate. Am I weird??? Go ahead, ask tristan if you dont believe me.

As for the tomboy/girlie girl discussion...AW! Thanks hunny! Its true, I'll get dolled up every once in awhile and I love seeing my guy friends jaws drop when I do. FOr example, I work at a Harley Davidson dearlership, and almost all of my friends are the mechanics. Well, one day mom-in-law brought over some dresses for me to try on during my lunch break. My bestest mechanic friend walked into the break room where I was modeling my dress and nearly fainted. So its fun being a tom boy with the ability to bring boys to their knees with both weapons and lipstick And the guys love it.

Heres something I want to imponder upon the masses. What do you think of polyamourous realtionships? I recently discovered teh term and it intrigues me.

Will be on infrequently, as it is my off day and I plan on vegging. Ciao!

Later my lovlies!

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:02 PM

She has a low-cut dress and darker hair.
I think you look younger, too.

DAMN if that isn't one of the sexier pics of him I've seen.

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:04 PM

Gone for a bit and more pics. Hear the repessed pig inside starting to squeal. Anyhoo, as for attracting the smart guys... I'd totally flip to see a woman with FF/BDM related jewlery or tattoos (tats especially ). Someone told me that there are a few vehicles in town with Firefly decals. Must find out who drives them. I won't feel much like the Lone Ranger anymore (No Tanto jokes! )

Mal: Bwah.

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:06 PM

Ah, polyamory. I used to love the idea. I still kinda like the idea, but as I have said many times, it takes special people. And it has to be natural. Being able to love more than one person, though, I totally get it. It's just... OK, I wouldn't want to be with someone and then see someone else on the side. I would want us all to be attracted to or at least really like each other, just so there wasn't too much potential for jealousy or picking favorites.
It's one of those things that seems to work better on paper than in real life. Sadly.

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DEEPGIRL187

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
DAMN if that isn't one of the sexier pics of him I've seen.

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Sorry, this is off topic, but jeeze-o-peets, is that man hot. I really think it's his smile. Gets to me everytime.

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Jayne: You wanna go, little man?
Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:07 PM

Sorry I have been gone for a bit...work ambushed me!

The photos are great! Yes, the women of FFF.net are a beautiful bunch!

Eloisa, you should have nothing to worry about...were I not married...

Emma, I still want to see the shield picture . And yes, you have very nice legs!

PR, if I may take Wash's place..."Cause you're pretty"! Yep, alternate reality would have been good...

Mal4Prez, any woman who plays hockey has my instant respect and attention...and yes, your butt looks wonderful in those pants!

Penguin...welcome back to the thread! We have gone a bit downhill, but we are still being respectable with each other and our comments. That's why I love Browncoats!

Alright, need a smoke and coffee break...I'll be back to catch up in a minute...

Oh, the wife said she will take some pictures of me so I can post them tonight.

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PENGUIN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
This just occured to me, perhaps we should call the next thread Male and Female Imponderables - Not for the weak of heart. Y'know, since we shocked Penguin and all.

WHY am I not SLEEPING????
You people... keeping me up all day.

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PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Gone for a bit and more pics. Hear the repessed pig inside starting to squeal. Anyhoo, as for attracting the smart guys... I'd totally flip to see a woman with FF/BDM related jewlery or tattoos (tats especially ). Someone told me that there are a few vehicles in town with Firefly decals. Must find out who drives them. I won't feel much like the Lone Ranger anymore (No Tanto jokes! )

Mal: Bwah.

Alright then Kimosabe

I thought it was Tonto? Spanish for "fool".

What if I can't get tattooed? Considering my severe reacions to piercings, I never dared try it; can't take it out and let it close!
I have my coat, though. So far the only guy to recognize it and talk to me was a crazy homeless boy. Was I just in the wrong place?

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:14 PM

Holy crap. We must start an FMF meets the future Mr. campaign. Could someone photo shop those pics. FMF would look fantastic with the Mr. Maybe I'll get my tekkie friend on it. I think I saw her doin' nails at the Super Wal-Mart. She is everywhere.

Mal: Bwah.

MAL4PREZ

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Mal4Prez, any woman who plays hockey has my instant respect and attention...and yes, your butt looks wonderful in those pants!

Tee-hee! Hockey gear is so flattering!!

Emma - for some reason, I didn't see the garter picture first time around. Ooh-la-la baby!!

FMF - She looks too old for him! (Yes, I'm being catty, watch for the nails and hair-pulling!) Can't you just cut off that side of the picture so we can look at Nathan?

I want a picture of our darling NV! Where are you, laddie??

I have a tattoo, btw. Galaxy on my calf.

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TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:15 PM

The wife's here!

Hey, my little sugar lump of love with which I cannot live without!

PR, remind me again of the name...I like it!

FMF, she ain't got nuthin' on you!

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PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:19 PM

Heehee, "Not For the Weak of Heart"

And you sugar lump asked a question at the end of the old thread, so I'm gonna copy it here or it will never be answered...

Quote:
Originally posted by JSUsagi:
Quote:

Tristan- oh my god Ihope your wife thanks her lucky stars every day!! Anyway yes I do re-clean after I have pointed out the unclean parts, but all that seems to achieve is an "I don't know what you are talking about" look and some snotty comments about stuff I don't do well.

I do! Tristan is a better wife than I am! There was about two weeks after we got married that I did the house wife thing..you know, cooking and cleaning. then, I got over it. Sometimes I feel I have failed him as a wife, and no matter what he says, I will always feel guilt for not cooking and cleaning on my off days (like today)

So, guys, is it important to you that your SO play the prim and proper housewife, or do you like her the way she is no matter what?

Later my lovlies!

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:22 PM

Crazy homeless boy. Classic. (Giggles). Forgot on my last post... TRISTAN: YOU SUCK. Your squeeze works at a Harley dealership. Did you pull a Beowulf and end up in the favor of the gods or something because... YOU SUCK!!!!!!! Man crush quickly fading. TRISTAN may have just gained immortal hero status.

Think I'll do some work now.

PR: Who needs rest?

(Raises hand)

Mal: Bwah.

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:25 PM

No, he was really scary! It was at my favorite cool, hip, hang-out spot too, and now I feel like I can't go back there because he might be there. I swear, he would like stab me or something for scampering out as soon as his back was turned.

On that note, I really do need rest. It is very late. I must try to sleep!

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TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:26 PM

Well, the smart answer to this question is: "No, I don't mind at all...I would rather she just be herself".
In reality, it is nice every now and then to have the prim little housewife make an appearance...and she does...every now and then. But, see, I can't really complain about the house not being spotless all the time. It is, after all, a team effort. Besides, you should see my armory...would give the weak-of-heart clean freaks a coronary!

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JSUSAGI

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:28 PM

If you promote Tristan to hero God like status, he will get a big head and I'll have to make him sleep on the couch.... Lets just say hes a lucky bastard and leave it at that.

And hunny? Can you show me where you get all the fun dancing smilies when you get home? My posts look dull.

Ok, will be back later. Going to go crash downstairs and watch Buffy reruns. (please dont kill me)

Later my lovlies!

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:30 PM

E-mail me at nvghostrider@yahoo.com or check ot myspace at http://www.myspace.com/78652772. Don't have any leggy or provactive photos, but I may soon be posting the candid tough guy pics my sister took at the range. Guess there are some good pics of me out there.

Mal: Bwah.

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:32 PM

Hey, sugar lump! Yes, I will get a big head...NVGhostrider, you are definitely the best thing for an ego boost! Yes, the gods have smiled upon me! And I am thankful every day...well, almost every day...

I'll show you when I get home, honey...it's a lot of fun, and it's all PR's fault!

-EDIT-
NVGhostrider is a sexy, sexy man, y'all!

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RUGBUG

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:33 PM

Holy post-age. You guys have been busy. I will admit to having to avoid this thread lately for three reasons:

1) I blush easily.
2) I am at work and if I'm blushing I'm more apt to get caught.
3)Y'all went "R" on me. PG-13, I'm good with. Don't hate me because I'm a prude.

FMF: You're gorgeous! And I'm sorry, but there is just something about the woman with NF that is....skanky. She has that sex kitten thing going for her, though.

I've got pictures on my new myspace account. I think you can find it at: http://www.myspace.com/rugbug71
then click on the pics link

LYSANDER

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:38 PM

JSUsagi. I think Tristan has already attracted some form of god status for starting these threads. If his head gets to big you could always take him outside and kick his butt. From what we have seen and heard, you have that ability.

Simon: What if he(Mal) tells you to kill me?
Zoe: (without hesitation) I kill you.

TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:38 PM

Hey, RugBug!
Yeah, we may have gone a bit downhill...but we are maintaining an aura of decorum. Not much, sure, but the aura is there.
Thank you for the link! I went ahead and did a friends' request. I love the pictures...is the horse yours? (sorry, that may be a stupid question)

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EMMARIGBY

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:39 PM

Quote:

Emma - for some reason, I didn't see the garter picture first time around. Ooh-la-la baby!!

I had to poke it to get it up there (oh dear, stuck in double entendre mode!)

Thanks so much for the vote of confidence guys! Next time I have a fat and ugly day I shall come here for comfort rather than go to the fridge!

Borwncoats, completely satisfying and completley calory free!

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Hisssssss!

MAL4PREZ

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RugBug:
Holy post-age. You guys have been busy. I will admit to having to avoid this thread lately for three reasons:

1) I blush easily.
2) I am at work and if I'm blushing I'm more apt to get caught.
3)Y'all went "R" on me. PG-13, I'm good with. Don't hate me because I'm a prude.

FMF: You're gorgeous! And I'm sorry, but there is just something about the woman with NF that is....skanky. She has that sex kitten thing going for her, though.

I've got pictures on my new myspace account. I think you can find it at: http://www.myspace.com/rugbug71
then click on the pics link

Wow! The beautiful women abound! Rugbug, you're totally a CA babe!

Were we really that bad with the smut? I'm generally shy about sex-talk... okay, less than I used to be. Guess we got a little gutter. But it was FUN!

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TRISTAN

Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:47 PM

Lysander, if you put a staff weapon of any kind (no jokes from the peanut gallery, thank you ), she can cause some serious damage to those around her...and sometimes to herself, as well!

I don't think we hit the gutter...we were discussing relevant things...now y'all got me worried...I was having fun, too.

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