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JTSKIER1200R

Monday, July 10, 2006 2:36 PM (P)

Ignore Repost

TRISTAN

Monday, July 10, 2006 2:39 PM (P)

Arrhh!!!

This thread has been claimed for the privateers!

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 10, 2006 2:43 PM (P)

OOOOH Privateers! Must get in my supply of rum!

CHRISISALL

Monday, July 10, 2006 2:53 PM (P)

Ahhhh! Fresh meat!

Okay, so Superman's home was destroyed (OH, like you never saw the first movie!!!), and he goes back to see...what? Suns blowing up have a negative effect on collectable memorabilia, WOULDN'T YOU SAY???

Oh, look! That stream of atoms was my crib!!!

WTF?!?!
HE WASTED FIVE YEARS ON THAT????

...but i liked the flick....

Ranting on Chrisisall

PENGUIN

Monday, July 10, 2006 2:55 PM (P)

TRISTAN

Monday, July 10, 2006 2:59 PM (P)

Haven't seen it yet...want to, but I'll probably wait until it hits DVD.
Yeah, I can see how visiting his home might be problematic and all.

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CHRISISALL

Monday, July 10, 2006 3:02 PM (P)

His home is only there because it was nailed to the perch.
THIS IS AN EX-HOME!!

Cleeseisall

TRISTAN

Monday, July 10, 2006 3:03 PM (P)

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BRITCHICK

Monday, July 10, 2006 3:48 PM (P)

OK, am ignoring as instructed

Like fireflyfans.net?
Help keep the site running.. Why not donate?
see links on homepage

TAYEATRA

Monday, July 10, 2006 4:06 PM (P)

When will they learn???

Telling us to ignore something is like telling FOX to give a show a fair chance...

It's just not going to happen.

So...

Avast ye scurvy scalliwags!!!

*****
Taya
*****
Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?

SAMEERTIA

Monday, July 10, 2006 4:08 PM (P)

"An Undead Monkey!"

TRISTAN

Monday, July 10, 2006 4:08 PM (P)

Arrhh!!

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PENGUIN

Monday, July 10, 2006 4:27 PM (P)

EMBERS

Monday, July 10, 2006 4:32 PM (P)

TRISTAN

Monday, July 10, 2006 4:33 PM (P)

Oooh, I like that one!

But, every time I hear that, it reminds me of the Space: Above and Beyond episode with the immortal words "Abandon all hope, my ass!"

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PENGUIN

Monday, July 10, 2006 4:44 PM (P)

COPILOT

Monday, July 10, 2006 5:05 PM (P)

Randomness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't be alarmed it is only I. I come to steal you're brain cells because I've killed my own already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I eat yellow submariens of hope for brunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An I carried such a torch

MAL4PREZ

Monday, July 10, 2006 5:16 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:

Wow - is there any way to get that to popup on someone's computer? Oh, the fun I could have...

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

TRISTAN

Monday, July 10, 2006 5:19 PM (P)

Mal4Prez, oh, if only!

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EMMARIGBY

Monday, July 10, 2006 5:21 PM (P)

On a similar note, I just found this whilst skimming through my desktop settings. I knew it had to be there somewhere! Now if I could just figure out how to change them my work might get done faster!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

COPILOT

Monday, July 10, 2006 5:21 PM (P)

Silly gooses that is mine now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oranges for anyone who doesn't want scurvey!

An I carried such a torch

CHRISISALL

Monday, July 10, 2006 5:25 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:

BWAHahahahahahahahahah!!!!

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 3:11 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
His home is only there because it was nailed to the perch.
THIS IS AN EX-HOME!!

Cleeseisall

(Cut to an critic. Superimposed caption: 'GAVIN MILLARRRRRRRRRR')

Art Critic: Some people have made the mistake of seeing Shunt's work as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world. The points are frozen, the beast is dead. What is the difference? What indeed is the point? The point is frozen, the beast is late out of Paddington. The point is taken. If La Fontaine's elk would spurn Tom Jones the engine must be our head, the dining car our oesophagus, the guard's van our left lung, the cattle truck our shins, the first-class compartment the piece of skin at the nape of the neck and the level crossing an electric elk called Simon. The clarity is devastating. But where is the ambiguity? It's over there in a box. Shunt is saying the 8.15 from Gillingham when in reality he means the 8.13 from Gillingham. The train is the same only the time is altered. Ecce homo, ergo elk. La Fontaine knew his sister and knew her bloody well. The point is taken, the beast is moulting, the fluff gets up your nose. The illusion is complete; it is reality, the reality is illusion and the ambiguity is the only truth. But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. The point is taken, the elk is dead, the beast stops at Swindon, Chabrol stops at nothing, I'm having treatment and La Fontaine can get knotted.

better at Cleese Guyect.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

13

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:26 PM (P)

'Bring me that horizon!'

*We've got jars of diiirt, we've got jars of diiirt, and look at what's insiiide them*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:33 PM (P)

I've got a jar of corrosive foam.

want some?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

BSCPANTHERFAN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:45 PM (P)

mmmmmm- corrosive foam! My gastric juices were a bit low. Thanks!

(chugs large jar of corrosive foam, wipes arm across mouth, and belches loudly)

I'll be in my bunk!

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

RMMC

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:49 PM (P)

Arrrrr! A pirated thread! Yo, ho, ho!

So...where be the treasure?

********
ARRRRMMC

13

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:39 AM (P)

Let me see....*taps the compass*

I've got a heading!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:43 AM (P)

RMMC

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:16 AM (P)

*up in the crow's nest*

Arrrr!!

I spy the treasure, Capt'n! Dead ahead!

Yer order's, sir?

******
RMMC

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:53 AM (P)

make for the island!

also
is the only smiley today that has moved for me

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

RMMC

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 2:34 AM (P)

Aye, aye, Capt'n!

Avast ya swabs!

We be headed for the treasure!

******
RMMC

13

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 3:30 AM (P)

13: I'M the cap'n, ye black-toothed decksweep! I be giving the orders 'round here, not some black-spotted checker-face!

RMMC: What should we do then, Captain?

13: Make for the island, and be headed for treasure!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

TRAVELER

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:00 AM (P)

Post holer for digging holes for posts.

13

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:14 AM (P)

Aye.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:32 PM (P)

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:02 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Ha ha! Yes it does that a lot. I usually run this program in response:

I'm loving the piratey goodness in this thread!

___________________

Hissssssssss!

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:41 PM (P)

How 'bout....

OR...

TRISTAN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:44 PM (P)

PDCharles, would you mind terribly if I *ahem* stole that second one?

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PDCHARLES

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:47 PM (P)

not at all...

If u really want fun... I can give u the EXE to put in someones startup folder... not that I encourage that or anything

Seriously... it would do nothing but show that screen... I did it to my not-so-easy-to-convert friend. But I did it manually at his house. Pranks are a common occurence between us though.

TRISTAN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:50 PM (P)

Thank you!
That .exe sounds like fun...however, is it easy to remove once installed?

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PDCHARLES

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:53 PM (P)

yeah... real easy... its harmless... just delete the file... not gonna put it up here... 'cause its a public forum... and for business sake and what not.

PM me if u want it...

TRISTAN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:56 PM (P)

Thanks for the offer...but knowing me, I would screw something up. I'll stick with the gif, though...

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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:18 PM (P)

I am the captain!!!

*konks 13 on the back of the head*

take this scurvy dog to the brig!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:19 PM (P)

*waves hand*

this is not the post you're looking for

*waves hand again*

move along

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:24 PM (P)

Ha ha! I can resist your Jedi mind tricks!

See I'm posting anyw... oooh, what's that over there?!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:24 PM (P)

Ignore.....Ignore.....no way

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

PENGUIN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:58 PM (P)

RMMC

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:10 PM (P)

Arrrrr! We've been boarded by pirate bowling pins!

*squints harder at boarding party*

Oh, they be penguins, not pins! Avast ye scurvy lot! The treasure be ours: the crew of the ship, 'Too Many Bloody Captains!'

*slides down rope from crow's nest--getting severe rope burns*

no good !

*******
ARRRGH-MMC

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:17 PM (P)

Argh! I'll teach them scurvy birds!

*swings from the riggings with a cutlass clenched between her teeth*

Arh! der ight ee a oglem wid dish glan!

*Snick...THUMP!*

___________________
Hissssssssss!

PENGUIN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:23 PM (P)

We penguins don't be having scurvy...we be eatin' oranges!

Prepare to board!

13

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:42 PM (P)

Vitamin C is bad luck, ye cornfed wet-ear!

WHERE'S ME CUTLASS!? I GOT REVENGIN' TO BE DONE!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

RMMC

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:46 PM (P)

It be in your be-hind, Capt'n 13.

Crew! Let's send them to Davy Jones' locker...his boots be having the worst odors.

*******
ARRMMC

MSG

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:48 PM (P)

OK you guys are so damn funny:)

Failure isn't an option, it's bundled with your software:)

and as we're pirates I shall get out my liquid black eyeliner for all

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

13

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:52 PM (P)

This be a mutinous act! THIS BE A MUTINOUS ACT!!

*Drawing his cutlass from his behind, Capt'n 13 waves it about menacingly, baring his Vitamin C-hating teeth*

Nobody shall endure squid-feet when I'm still around!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

PENGUIN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:55 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
Vitamin C is bad luck, ye cornfed wet-ear!

WHERE'S ME CUTLASS!? I GOT REVENGIN' TO BE DONE!

What are you going to do with a car on the high seas??

RMMC

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:55 PM (P)

Don't be forgettin' yer eye patch, matey!

*takes a swig of rum and passes the bottle over*

Are ye handy with a cutlass, lass? Them rodents is small but fierce. Don't be fooled by their thievin' smiles none. They'd soon step on ya as spit in the ocean.

*****
RMMC

MSG

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:56 PM (P)

hey I like squid feet ( well long as they are cut up, breaded nicely, and served with dipping sauce)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

RMMC

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 10:01 PM (P)

That be a terrible cutlass, ye land-lubber bird-brains.

This be a cutlass:

We be a ship with class, we be.

******
RMMC

MSG

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 10:10 PM (P)

oooooh that is a lovely car!!!!

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 10:15 PM (P)

*Bursting into the thread singing raucously*

Ohhhhh,

Most days are like all of the others,
Go to work, come back home, watch TV,
But, brother, if I had me druthers,
I'd chuck it and head out to sea,

For I dream of the skull and the crossbones,
I dream of the great day to come,
When I dump the mundane for the Old Spanish Main
And trade me computer for rum! ARRR!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
When laptops are benches God gave us fer wenches,
And a sail ain't a low price ta pay!
When timbers are shivered and lillies are livered
And every last buckle is swashed,
We'll abandon our cars for a shipfull of ARRRs
And pound back the grog till we're sloshed! Yo ho....

Don't pick up yer phone and say "Hello,
Our ten-o-clock meeting's delayed",
Ye scrunch up yer face and ye bellow,
"AVAST! Ye've been bleedin' BELAYED!"

Ye can't keep this fun to yerself, I bet,
So sing "Aye!" "ARRR!" "Ayy!" every man!
We ain't got much grasp of the alphabet,
But a damn good retirement plan!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
Whatever's in fashion is in for a thrashin'
And bein' polite is passe!
When it's ev'ry man's duty to grab his proud beauty
And let out a hearty YO HO!
And if this offends you, hold y'r breath as we sends you
Ta Davy Jones' Locker ya go! Yo ho....

We'll tell every banker "Heave to and weigh anchor!"
Buy latte with pieces of eight
We'll fight to be chosen as cap'n or bosun
The loser, o' course, is worst mate!

When we hoist Jolly Roger, the landlubbers dodge 'er,
We fill 'em with loathing and fear,
We'll plunder and pillage each city and village,
Or at least clean out Wal-Mart of beer!

There ain't no computin' or morning commutin',
No "Parking Lot Full" signs for me,
No lawns ta be mowin' or bills to be owin',
I'm knowin' the pull of the sea.

The fresh salty brace of the wind on my face
Through hurricane, sunshine or squalls,
I'm keepin' my eyes on the distant horizon,
Verizon can hold all my calls!

To wear a red coat full o' buckles,
To earn a few duelling scars,
Well, at least we can get a few chuckles
By filling the office with ARRRs!

And maybe we'll never get closer,
Than watchin' 'em on the big screen,
So here's to old Errol and Depp as Jack Sparrow,
And every damn one in between!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
That time in September when sea dogs remember
That grown-ups still know how ta play!
When wenches are curvy and dogs are all scurvy
And a soft-wear patch covers your eye,
Ta hell with our jobs, for one day we're all swabs
And buccaneers all till we die!

So hoist up the mainsils and shut down your brain cells,
They only would get in the way,
Avast there, me hearty, we're havin' a party,
It's "Talk... Like... A Pirate" Day!

(not my filk, but I recommend you lookl it up. It's even better with music!)

___________________
Hissssssssss!

13

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 10:23 PM (P)

Aye.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

RMMC

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 10:39 PM (P)

Alrighty-matey, if we be singin' then let it be pirate songs!

♪When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
And when you're a professional pirate
That's what the job's about
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him.
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
But when your a professional pirate
You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
And me...I could have been a contender
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company!!♪

From "Muppet Treasure Island"

******
RMMC

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:04 PM (P)

*Distressed squarking*

"What ya doin' matey?"

"Makin' a salad."

"No, no! Ya need CARROT shavings! Carrot!"

"I be on the Atkins diet!"

Yo ho ho ho!!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

KANEMAN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:23 PM (P)

"Aargh, Capt'n ye be own'n a one legged parrot"
"That be cause fer mutiny"

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:28 PM (P)

if there be one treacherous soul who think's that scurvy 13 can do a better job than me, let him stand!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:47 PM (P)

Arrrr!

Ye be some swashbucklin', salty, sons-of-a-seahag...

I've waded in the waters of one-eyed willy...

I've bathed at Bath boasting Blackbeard's booty...

I've cut crabs and conchs with me cutlass...

I've....

KANEMAN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:52 PM (P)

" Arrr, Capt'n the seas are kick'n and the winds be blowin."...."And ye scurvy cutlass needs a swab'n"

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:57 AM (P)

Me cutlass ain't be in any need o' 'swab'n! Now, let's settle this debate, man to man!

Guy vs. 13

PLACE YOUR BETS!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

PDCHARLES

Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:01 AM (P)

Lucky NumbArrrrrr 13...

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:10 AM (P)

Aye, it be the luck of the numbaaarrrr I have on me side, and my roger is jolly!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

KANEMAN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:17 AM (P)

Aye, number 13 with a bullet!

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:23 AM (P)

It seems that I be gaining bets, whereas this 'Guy' is nowhere to be found!

Alright, deckhands and crewman! Hunt the seas for that land-hugging pup!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:35 AM (P)

here I be, just been gettin' ready to fight 13

*makes the first attack with his rapier, which moves too fast for 13's heavy cutlass to block, running 13 through his shoulder*

now tie up this scurvy dog, and have him walk the plank!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:38 AM (P)

Yargh. That be a problem.

Heavy cutlasses be a thing o' the past, boy. This here pistol'll finish ya off nice and final-like.

*BANGsucka!*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

KANEMAN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:57 AM (P)

Aarr..capt'n seems you missed the limey in pirates clothing. Now he's off with yer treasure....don't worry that peg legged scallywag won't get far

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:08 AM (P)

13: Peg-leg!? I thought his father was a tree...Anyway, let's be claimin' me treasure, so's I can bury it again!

RMMC: Instead of just burying the treasure, why can't we use it to buy things? Y'know, things we like!

13: ...*BANG*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:11 AM (P)

*creeps up behind 13 points his new pistols at the back of 13's head*

BAM!!!!

*13's corpse is thrown overboard*

now, be there any more takers?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:48 AM (P)

*Luckily, 13 had just snatched a certain cursed Aztec gold coin from a certain chest of Cortes himself.*

HERE'S A TAKER FER YE!!

*PUNCHkidneyruptureSLAPdrawcutlassSTABpiercelungs*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:01 AM (P)

*heals thanks to the power of a mystical incan amulet*

did ye really think ye could do away with me so easily?

you scurvy dog!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:05 AM (P)

That I did.

HAVE AT YOU! *CLASHINGSTEEL*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:07 AM (P)

*CLANGCLINKSTABGASPKILL*

and I'll have that coin 13

*takes the coin from 13's dying body*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

KANEMAN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:09 AM (P)

Aargh, crew their just o'er the bluff...it's seems to be shaping into a battle for the ages...and hurry up ya smelly sea bass. yer going to miss this...and bring the treasure and the wenches...to the winner goes ye spoils.

ROCKETJOCK

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:20 AM (P)

Thanks for the song EmmaRigby!

I've got to memorize this before my guild's next RenFair fireside singalong! Aaaar!

"For it is, it is, a glorious thing, to be a pirate king!" -- W.S. Gilbert

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:35 AM (P)

WENCHES!?

I'd best be in fit fighting form, then, won't I?

*recovers*

Gimme back me coin, ye Canuck-bashing clone-breeder!

*CLASHDUEL*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:37 AM (P)

*KILLTODEATH*

13 is now fully dead!!!!

yarg

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

ROCKETJOCK

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:37 AM (P)

And one more chantey, with a slight Sci-Fi flavor this time:

Oh what's the use of this looting and pillaging,
swinging my ray gun through blood, guts and gore,
robbing and raping and looting grow boring;
the life of a pirate's no fun anymore.

(chorus)

No fun anymore, no fun anymore,
it's only a job, it's no fun anymore.

It's always the same, all the planing and ambusing,
pouncing, attacking, and hauling away,
the whoring and boozing and passing out afterwards,
it's getting monotonous day after day.

(chorus)

Day after day, day after day,
it's boring as hell fighting day after day.

I've bounced in more beds than there's hair on my you-know-whats,
I've bred enough bastards to crew my own ship,
I've never had time to stay home and raise one of 'em,
so who'll call me "Dad" when I've emptied my clip?

(chorus)

Emptied my clip, emptied my clip,
who'll call me "Dad" when I've emptied my clip?

I've got an urge to go do something different,
buy a nice farm, and a sweet buxom bride,
raise some tall crops and a lot of fat babies,
complacency's one sin that I've never tried.

(chorus)

I've never tried, I've never tried,
playing good citizen I've never tried.

I can't recall the tape or song title, but the performer was the incomparable Leslie Fish, on one of the classic Off-Centaur productions filk tapes of the 1980's. If anyone out there has a copy, please let me know.

"Good night Westley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." -- The Dread Pirate Roberts (Mk III)

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:42 AM (P)

Tis but a scratch!

HyaahhHH!

*CLANGlegsweepTHRUST*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:44 AM (P)

*BLOCKSLASHSTAB*

I have been temporarily convinced that Canada is real

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

RMMC

Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:25 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
13: Peg-leg!? I thought his father was a tree...Anyway, let's be claimin' me treasure, so's I can bury it again!

RMMC: Instead of just burying the treasure, why can't we use it to buy things? Y'know, things we like!

13: ...*BANG*

Arrrr...there be some impersonator here. No pirate what ever swum the seven seas would ever think of buying trinkets rather than stealing them!

*AAARRRMMC grapples with the heretic double and both fall into an open hatch*
A
A
A
R
R
R
R
r
r
h
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.
.

******
ARRMC

KANEMAN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:24 PM (P)

* Taking advantage of the turmoil, The Red Croc docks at port unseen*

" Grab yer garb n'board d'ship y'scuttlebums...Ye treasures unguarded..lets not forget thar wenches!"...(OOPS).....AARRRRRR!!!

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:31 PM (P)

Yaargh, there be wench-stealing Red Croc-peoples about!

DEFEND ME SHIP, MATEYS!

*Rushes Kaneman, 85' Cutlass drawn*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

KANEMAN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:36 PM (P)

* Reaches in front vest pocket...toss bottle of rum in air*

"AARRR!! Ti's ye"

* Makes hasty get away *

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:39 PM (P)

Oooo, rum! *Snatch*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

KANEMAN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:49 PM (P)

* Noticing where capt'n 13 has placed rum...thinks out loud *

" AARRR..A'First a cutlass with d' doors ajar..how can a lowly ole buccaneer like me contend w'th that?"

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:54 PM (P)

Can you find the keys?

They're off the coast of Florida, matey!

Yo, ho ho ho!!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

KANEMAN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:43 PM (P)

"Aye..ye scaggle Emmarigby..I'll get d' keys ye can drive it out of the..ah..er...Garage"...AARRRRRR!!"

TRAVELER

Friday, July 14, 2006 12:27 AM (P)

Not a Cutlass with its doors all ajar
Who wrecked this great American Car
Was it space monkeys I cried
Maybe it was them, they all lied
It runs pretty bad and never goes vary far

Watch out for these terrible tricks
About a "Threads" called "Limericks, Limericks, Limericks"
I've worned you for now
So don't have cow
If bury you with poems like bricks

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Friday, July 14, 2006 12:53 AM (P)

you know, only 1 has pirate was ever known to bury treasure

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

KANEMAN

Friday, July 14, 2006 1:01 AM (P)

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