Male and Female Imponderables--What's done is done

POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Wednesday, July 12, 2006 13:09
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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:21 PM

Is a Brazillian all that is facing the floor is gone? Or is that ALL is gone?

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:24 PM

Next tat: chain wrap intesecting McFarlane style around left ankle. Black and grey dot shading. Large and painful! I can't wait.

Lawncare: Whatever. Surprize me. Though, cleaner is better.

Girls with ink. Yum.

Yet again, just the opinion of a womanizer. Whatever works.

Lemon chicken cous-cous is a good lunch. Try it.

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

MAVOURNEEN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:25 PM

For most, Brazillian is everything except a small landing strip. Edit: Yes, true...a full brazillian is not one hair. Most women leave a small landing strip to prevent them from looking like an 7 year old girl. Still a brazillian.

Believe it or not, it isn't terribly painful to laser that area, because we chicks are built - uh- to endure a bit of trauma to that area. Very few pain receptors downstairs.

"Have you ever been with a Warrior Woman?"

SAWYER1

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:25 PM

The losers on this website couldnt attract a girl if they had a cock the size of the effiel tower.

Great! Now we can all sue Oceanic together!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:27 PM

TROLL STILL A TROLL HAKEN

MAVOURNEEN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:30 PM

Trolltastic!

"Have you ever been with a Warrior Woman?"

MAL4PREZ

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:34 PM

I have a galaxy on my calf. It's pretty, although it's not exactly the design I wanted, and I wish I'd held out a little for something better. I'll probably get it touched up someday.

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

SAWYER1

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
TROLL STILL A TROLL HAKEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bitch. go finger yourself. 'troll!' for fucks sake slag. behave

Great! Now we can all sue Oceanic together!

MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:37 PM

um as I understand it ( and this is mine) brazilian is absolutely nothing whatsoever anywhere...I think the other is called landing strip or some such:)

NV..mmmm couscous I love couscous:) My dad spent 2 years living in Lebanon and he makes the most wonderous foods:)

Desktophippie- WOW you live in Ireland...adopt me please!!!!! My grandmother's irish and I've been and all ( most beautiful place on earth) but I would give anything to live there...sadly I'd have to knock the husband out and...who am I kidding I'd have to kill him. I can't imagine how lovely it'd be to grow up there and know it was my own:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:39 PM

MSG - I am not sure I would like the "all gone". Must think about it. Hmmmmmm

MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:40 PM

Hey so Tristan and NV and all...can you go get the troll guns... maybe we should just call Orkin. I understand they have a spray for nasty pests and they guarantee it:)
FMF- Hey so where are you going to get your tat anyway?
Mavoureen- thanks tons for the insider info. I think I will save up and go for it. Hey it'd actually be a savings since I wouldn't be paying for waxing and all:)

New imponderable thought..Guys/Girls what is a nice way to tell a person you really aren't interested?
EDIT- FMF it's nice..very nice ( and yet naughty too)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:41 PM

Shhh we are ignoring it. Maybe it will go away.

MAVOURNEEN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:44 PM

Gotta run. The husband plays softball tonight and I promised I would attend. Yuck, its like 402 degrees outside. DC suburbs in July.

"Have you ever been with a Warrior Woman?"

MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:46 PM

HUGS mavoureen have as much fun as you can..and buy popsicles lots and lots of popsicles:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

TRISTAN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:48 PM

NVG, couscous...see, that's not fair! Now you got me thinking about food!

Ireland...someday I shall return! I never got around to this because work ambushed me, but the new tattoo idea is a boar-headed torque around my upper right arm...just have to find the time, money, and artist to do so.

As to the troll, I prefer to ignore them. Makes 'em go away eventually.

As for a nice way to tell someone you don't like them? Oy. I have not been pursued by that many females I wasn't interested in, but honesty always worked for me. Nice honesty, not the "Ahh! Get away from me!" kind.

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MAL4PREZ

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
New imponderable thought..Guys/Girls what is a nice way to tell a person you really aren't interested?

I go with a variant of:

I really enjoy your company... (examples)... but I don't foresee us being romantically involved... would like to maintain a friendship...

I think that's honest, kind, and final. It does no good to drag someone along in an attempt to be nice.

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:49 PM

Where as in establishment or where as in on body? In Gulf Shores and front left abs LOWER - so landscaping applies here.

MAVOURNEEN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:50 PM

MsG- I know you live in GA- If you live anywhere near Hinesville Georgia or could get there...I would highly recommend Dr Chris Blasy. He was formerly the Medical Director for Alase in DC and moved to set up a practice down in GA. Great guy, and very knowledgable about laser hair removal. I worked with him when I was at Alase. Even though most women prefer a woman to do the procedure, Dr B is one of the best in the business. And, he's awesome with the Botox!

http://drblasy.com/

"Have you ever been with a Warrior Woman?"

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:50 PM

Wouldn't dirty my bullets. Thats what the large feet and queer stompin' boots are for.

No offense to those battin' for the other team. Shouldn't lump in trolls with homosexuals. Thats an insult to the homosexual community.

I usually throw a distraction device of somesort. Unlike others, I have no problem saying no.
Then again, I do have a problem saying yes.
Just can't win.

ADD: The jetski thing. I would prefer in the moonlight. Would look like being surrounded by stars with the relecting water.

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:52 PM

yeah landscaping applies here too FMF:) and Tristan Just make sure it's clean and uses disposable needles for each color...

EDIT- Mavoureen I live in the deserts of Utah now ( sigh) far from home...

NV- hmmm that could be fun

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

GED

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:52 PM

MAV, very awesome tattoos especially knowing the story behind it. I'm sorry about your parents and your situation... stay strong and fight.

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DAYVE

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
um as I understand it ( and this is mine) brazilian is absolutely nothing whatsoever anywhere...I think the other is called landing strip or some such:)

Jerri Blank from 'Stangers with Candy' calls it the bacon strip...

she says her bacon strip is "sizzling tonight".... another memorable quote from Jerri is "i'm as moist as a snack cake down there..."

Amy Sedaris is great....

endeavor to persevere...

GED

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:56 PM

Quote:
New imponderable thought..Guys/Girls what is a nice way to tell a person you really aren't interested?

That's a tough one. I had a girl that was really interested in me romantically, and would continously hug me and the like, but I didn't feel the same way and so I didn't reciprocate the physical contact. She kinda wanted more than a hug. But anyway, I didn't tell her I wasn't interested, instead I just treated her like one of my regular friends. She soon stopped calling and wanted to hang out after I didn't return the romantic signals. It kind of sucks because she's an awesome person, but I just wasn't interested.

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TRISTAN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:01 PM

msg, thanks for the needle advice; will do!

NVG, have you thought instead of a small sailboat? Those are quite nice, too, especially at night with a full moon reflecting in the water. Highly recommended!

To the females out there that use the "Let's be friends" line of let downs...this is worse than throwing us through the engine. It does it's job of letting us know you aren't interested, but it also puts in our minds that you see us as pond scum, and you are just trying to be nice. Just letting you know for future reference.

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MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:07 PM

ok good to know Tristan...but here's the thing... how do you let a guy who obviously wants romantic things know that you really do like him and do want to be friends with him, but really really do not want anything romantic?

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

TRISTAN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:13 PM

msg, that's the tough one. We are sometimes not the best on picking up verbal subtleties, so if you know the person well enough, this line would work..."I like you, and I enjoy your company, but I would really prefer not to have sex with you." I know that may be going a bit far for the normal person, but you would be amazed how well it may work. The reason I bring this up is that that very same line was used on me awhile back. It stunned me at first, but it worked. I was friends with this person until we went our separate ways. It was upfront, told me how she felt, and did not damage my ego at all. Try it, it might work. We males love honesty too, even if it does not lead us where we want to be.

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:14 PM

Sailboat sounds good and all, but the speed of a jetski... Well, sailboat suddenly sounds good.

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:17 PM

NV-yeah like I said jetski bad..big butt bruises and all..plus the waves of cold water hitting you really make it hard to keep up enthusiasm, and there's that whole trying to steer some and not wreck...it's a lot to concentrate on:) Nice sailboat much better!! So I noticed you didn't post a pic in the faces to names thread...you should :)

EDIT- and have you considered horseback?? nice movement and all and horses can be self steering:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

GED

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:23 PM

MSG, I can't find this thread... can you post a link?

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MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:25 PM

um Ged I am a techno doofus so I can't , but it's called Putting faces with names and it's in Talk Stories...does that help?

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:28 PM

Okay, so I am a doofus. Need the tutorial.

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:31 PM

I think penguin posted one..but as I understand it you can use your pics from my space ( which I can't see because in Utah teachers are not allowed to have myspace accounts)so if you find penguin's tutorial it'll show you how:)
I couldn't do it either:) and posted mine in the blue sun room and then PR copied it for me:)

EDIT- I found the instructions I saved to word I will email them to the nvghostrider@yahoo.com email:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:37 PM

You rock. Thanks.

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

PENGUIN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
I think penguin posted one..but as I understand it you can use your pics from my space ( which I can't see because in Utah teachers are not allowed to have myspace accounts)so if you find penguin's tutorial it'll show you how:)
I couldn't do it either:) and posted mine in the blue sun room and then PR copied it for me:)

EDIT- I found the instructions I saved to word I will email them to the nvghostrider@yahoo.com email:)

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=22068

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=22124

Use Photobucket...it's free and easy to use!

MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:39 PM

thanks penguin you are a doll:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

GED

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:40 PM

Thanks MSG, I found it!

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MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:49 PM

GEd- aren't you just a cutie:) It's good to have faces to go with all this chat isn't it:) Mine is on the previous thread, but if you don't want to go to all that trouble, just click my profile and my pic is posted in my blue sun items:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

GED

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:59 PM

Aww thanks MSG. Saw your pic, definitely a babe!

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:00 PM

I'm back and it worked. Now the gorram camera is broken. Was gonna take a pic with my pony and my big stick. Maybe later.

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

RUGBUG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:

EDIT- and have you considered horseback?? nice movement and all and horses can be self steering:)

Other than the obvious issues of pain, hair in unspeakable places, potential for serious bodily harm, it would be too much like having the dog watch you go at it.

MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:05 PM

NV-hey I was hoping for a pic with your big gun:)

Rugbug..ok how much hair is really going to get through the saddle ( I assume you use an english saddle) I don't usually notice that I am covered with hair after a ride maybe a bit , but not tons, and I am assuming we are talking about moving a few articles of clothing not riding naked, but yes I'd agree it'd be like letting your dog into the room while you.."ahem" however some aren't bothered by that

EDIT- and I'm not talking cantering while going at it either...I was thinking more along the lines of allowing horse to amble gently along trail or something:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

RUGBUG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
NV-hey I was hoping for a pic with your big gun:)

Rugbug..ok how much hair is really going to get through the saddle ( I assume you use an english saddle) I don't usually notice that I am covered with hair after a ride maybe a bit , but not tons, and I am assuming we are talking about moving a few articles of clothing not riding naked, but yes I'd agree it'd be like letting your dog into the room while you.."ahem" however some aren't bothered by that

EDIT- and I'm not talking cantering while going at it either...I was thinking more along the lines of allowing horse to amble gently along trail or something:)

Well, okay..that's a different scenario than I had imagined, obviously. But still, there's not much room in an english saddle. If I picture something like that scene in The Wedding Planner when J. Lo is straddling Matthew McConaghayfghaosify (or however you spell his name).... But they had to remove the saddle horn for that (western saddle). Could be done, I'm sure it has....but I probably won't try it.

Now there's plenty of other horse related stuff for the bedroom...as evidenced by just about every guy's reaction to the fact that I ride. Spurs, whips, 'assless chaps' (um, if they have an ass, they're called leather pants, not chaps.

) bringing a twinkle to many an eye.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:23 PM

yeah, I like horses and all, but I have to agree with the dog thing. Although, a horse drawn carriage may be nice.

MSG- Thanks for the reply. Answered the phone and choked in the persons ear. Thanks:)

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:26 PM

yeah I think it work if you...oh so not finishing this sentence
Anyway, so here's an imponderable where is the wildest/wickedest place you've ever gotten it on?

I'll go first- parent's bed while babysitting:)or alternately trampoline on the 4th of July while neighbors on both sides celebrated

EDIT- NV- anytime darlin' glad to "um" help:)
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

RUGBUG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

They don't go to heaven where the angels fly.

PENGUIN

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:28 PM

Someone mention whips?

I do have a riding crop!

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:29 PM

They don't go to heaven where the angels fly

(passes the bottle) Thanks for the sing along.

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

MSG

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:33 PM

LOL- sing along now that'd be fun/scary

Drat have to go cook dinner now ( attempting to remember if I thawed the pork) Doing herb roasted potatos, bbq glazed pork, corn on the cob, salad, and biscuits ( got distracted by Y'all and don't have time to cook something good:) oh well my husband will survive:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:38 PM

Hhhm, oddest I'm not too sure about but I do have the dubious distinction of going 3 years after starting before I got to try it in a bed! That's what comes with living with parents too much!

Parallel question, I've you don't think I'm being too nosy, when did all of you guys start? I lost my vaginity at 17 but only because I couldn't find a bloke before then. I was soo ready by 16!

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NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:41 PM

They go to a lake of fire and fry
Don't see them again 'til the fourth of July.

Hoped someone would pick up on the song. Dang things been stuck in my head for days

And yes, I think he'll survive. Lucky bastard.

I want to change my list from earlier to add Kristen Cloke frome Space: Above and Beyond and Anne Hathaway. Just have to bump someone from the list. DAMN!

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 10:44 PM

Not nosy at all. 16 was the year, and it was a very busy year. Unfortunately, the virginity has grown back. Oh well, just gotta lose it again. Shucks.

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

CALIFORNIAKAYLEE

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 11:57 PM

Oh wow. I'm gone for a few hours and the thread doubles in length. Now I have to go catch up again!

Mal4Prez, I know what you mean about wanting a guy who's your equal. The guy I was with before hubby was more than a bit of a push over (not to mention passive aggressive and habitual liar). Hubby, on the other hand, is much more suited to me, has a similar temper and a similarly strong will. He doesn't let me get away with anything, but if we disagree about something, big or small, we'll sit down and talk about it, rather than one of us caving to the other. When I do get my way (usually on small things like where we eat), he teases me about how spoiled I am. And I know I am, but I spoil him too, so it works.

I think some shy guys could eventually get comfortable enough to start asserting themselves within a relationship, but having been in a relationship for several years with a guy who never did actively assert himself, there's no way I'd ever go back to something like that.

To MsG's hilarious question: Bare floor here. Someone in one of these Imponderables threads said recently that everyone should be a whore in the bedroom, and I totally agree. Be monogamous, don't cheat, don't wear sexy clothes in public, sure. But once it's just you and your partner in private, why let anything but what the two of you want matter?

As far as the first time question, mine wasn't until after I got married. Hadn't really planned it that way, but then I wasn't quite 22 when I got married, so it's not like I waited all *that* long.

Update from earlier, nothing much to report from the doc: another test came back negative, so I am *still* without a diagnosis, and once again getting the line that they are out of things to test, and we'll just have to wait for another symptom to come up before we start looking again. That's the signal for me to start digging through medical references again...

Update on the job: I went out to lunch with my hubby after the doc appointment, and we talked about my health issues with this job, and I came to the decision that I would just let the application process run its course, and figured if I was given an offer I'd make the decision then (rather than backing out now). I got back home and had a message from my contact at that company that they'd filled the position, with someone who had experience in the one area I was really lacking. Honestly can't say I'm upset about it.

And then, right after that, I got a call from my boss, saying that one of our quite-nearly business partners is asking about me for a temp contracting position. I need to get more details on it, but it sounds like it will be contract work from home (so more of what I'm doing now), but with a chance to get my name out there with another group, and a chance to get familiar with a new tech that my company will probably be using soon anyway.

Hm, that was way more confusing than it needed to be. I'm an independent contractor, working from home, but only for the one company right now. I may be getting another contracting gig thrown my way, which in the wake of not getting the full time position, I'm all kinds of thrilled about.

Oh, and I finally got up the courage to post my picture in the Faces with Names thread.

~CK

You can't take the sky from me...

CALIFORNIAKAYLEE

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 11:58 PM

Wow, that looked a lot shorter when I was typing it. >_<

~CK

You can't take the sky from me...

NVGHOSTRIDER

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:08 AM

I'm out everyone. Bear Hugs to all. Thanks for making my day. See y'all tomorrow.

"Where do bad folks go when they die?"

SERYN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:08 AM

Ah, theres probably no point, but I felt the need to put this in spoilers, theres a few words not suitable for the very young, and it gives Whitefall the chance to decide whether he want an education or not.

On the subject of personal topiary...

Select to view spoiler:

Don't have a Brazllian wax by Carole Cadwallan
Oh, the beauty industry knows a euphemism when it sees one. A 'Brazilian' wax! Please! This is a procedure that has nothing whatsoever to do with fancy attacking football and beachside caipirinhas. It's a vaginal wax. A labial wax. An anal wax. No, not very nice, I agree. Not on a Sunday morning with your breakfast, not ever.
And these are only piffling little words. Does it really need saying that only a fool would allow a total stranger bearing a pot of wax heated to boiling point to come anywhere near their private parts? Apparently it does, because, no disrespect to you ladies out there who have them on a regular basis but you're quite mad, possibly delusional, with the kind of psychosocial problems mat could keep an expensive therapist busy for months.
You see the due is in the name. They're 'private' parts. And dress the experience up with all the spa - treatment lingo and whale music you like, and call me a prudey square, but really, if this is your idea of a good time, then go and have a smear test. Or simply stab yourself with hot needles. Only make sure you're not wearing any knickers and that a total stranger is present and that they're staring at your crotch and saying vaguely threatening things like 'There's no way I'm letting

you leave the room until you've had one!' or it simply wouldn't be a fair comparison. Oh yes, and don't forget to burn a £50 note and to consider carefully the full ramifications of the word 'regrowth'. No, don't be putting away those needles just yet
Only a fool would do it, I'm telling you, a patsy. The only bigger fool would be the kind of fool disturbingly lacking in what, in the absence of a better word, I'll call ‘dignity’, who'd agree to write about it which is why I really can't explain what comes next.
Or at least I can but it comes under
The heading 'workplace bullying'. Because while there are some things in life that I, personally, can't really see the point of but nonetheless accept that others may - snakes, Thought for the Day, Paris Hilton-Brazilian waxes exist only as proof that we live in an essentially hostile universe that eludes all attempts at rational explanation.
Because it's not just the pain, and the embarrassment, and the money, it's that the aim of the procedure (and I'll quote Wikipedia here in a transparent but ultimately doomed

Attempt to distance myself from the entire, sorry business) - 'the complete removal of hair from the buttocks and adjacent to the anus, perineum and vulva {labia majora and mons pubis)'- is to leave you looking like a pre-pubescent girl. And should you happen to stumble across a man who likes that sort of thing, any hope of fulfilling sexual congress is likely to be marred by the nagging thought that it might be because he's a closet pedophile. Cassie, the super-professional vaginal-waxer-to-the-stars at the central London salon, Otylia Roberts,
Tells me this is rubbish. She says that actually the real aim is to look like a porn star. It's why, and again I'm going to employ Wikipedia here in order to maintain a certain professional aloofness, 'most forms leave a small line of pubic hair above the vulva, commonly known as the "landing strip1". So, you see feminism hasn't been in vain.
All the actresses have them in the films which is why men like them,' Cassie says. 'And someone started offering them in New York but they called them "Brazilians" because it

Sounded better than going in and asking for a "porno star".'
They're not even remotely Brazilian. They're the Sunny Delight of the beauty world and don't even try and trot out the 'I wear a high-cut bikini' line. There's no swimwear in the world that requires that degree of anatomical exactitude and if you really think that having one is an act of generosity

MSG

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:58 AM

hmm embarrassing moment... Going to go with in a hurry changing costumes for a ballet performance we had this number in all white and in the rush of changing backstage and trying to get all the attachments on, my dresser must have forgotton the most important part of the costume ( to put this in context underneath leotard you are naked) the front's piece which keeps you from having showthrough in transparent costumes...so she forgets it and I have no clue and dash on barely making my call... My partner for the pas de deux ( who also happened to be a long time friend and usualy partner) gets these huge eyes and I'm thinking what??? and we go through the dance ( no other choice) with him with this very odd look...we finish and curtain drops. Troy steps in front of me and starts dragging me off before the curtain rises...I whack at him and he just keeps dragging and I'm squawking and we get off and he puts a hand over my mouth and says look down. I do and freak and just then another guy Ryan pops over to see what the problem is and Troy goes bonkers trying to stay in front of me while I try and attract Jennete to get my costume front's piece...basically causing 3 ring circus which draws out the director who wants to know why everyone isn't onstage and Troy (who has been standing in front of me ) steps to one side and says " this is what's wrong." so there I stand in a leotard so transparent I might as well have been wearing cellophane. We got it sorted and all, but it wasn't one of my best moments:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:20 AM

If this has already been discussed I apologize -

OK peeps - Commando, French knickers, thongs, or big girl pants? Men boxers? Briefs? Commando?

For me I like them in this order - Commando, French Knickers, thongs or boxer briefs. I DO NOT LIKE VPL on me or anyone else! I HATES IT I DOES PRECIOUUUUUS! On a man - Commando or boxers.

TRISTAN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:23 AM

Oooh, msg! What's for dinner tonight?

Oddest place? I posted that in another thread, so without getting into too many details...about 30 feet up in a tree.

Lost my virginity at 18, first semester in college. I had tried to give it away before then, but had no takers.

CK, Arrgghh on the no diagnosis thing. We may have to come visit the Dr and tell him to hurry it up!
Oh, and thank you for the picture. Again...wow.

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PENGUIN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:25 AM

Tidy whities!

CALIFORNIAKAYLEE

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:46 AM

Aww, thanks Tristian!

Yeah, I had my fingers crossed that the xrays would come back with something, so that there'd be something to diagnose. I just passed the 2.5 year mark with this thing, so I'm getting pretty used to not having a diagnosis, but it's still frustrating. I'd just like to know what I'm dealing with here, and what I can expect in the long run.

Undies: I discovered thongs I few years ago, and never went back. My butt is kinda funny shaped (wide hipbones, but flat flat flat butt), so they really are more comfortable than the alternatives.

And now that I've posted my picture, I'm going to get all shy about replying to the Imponderables!

~CK

You can't take the sky from me...

JAMESTHEDARK

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:54 AM

MsG: Whenever I do the slightest bit of physical activity, I get all manner of sweaty in the dangly bits. Since I don't like having a smelly crotch, I knock back the hair. Not shaved, but clipped. As for preference, I can't really say, since I've not had a variety to choose from yet.

The First Time: Still counting, it seems. If anything.... and I do mean any-damn-thing.... I'll let y'all know.

Oh, and I had a rather interesting day at work. My co-worker got called to a major accident not a while away, thinking that her brother had been killed. It turned out that the dead one was in fact the husband of a woman who also worked in the same place I did. It fell to my other co-worker to deliver the highly unpleasant news. Not a happy day.

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TRISTAN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 2:14 AM

CK, I just point out the obvious!
No need to feel shy about posting here...we're all just folk, and it's nice to be able to talk about things like this with like-minded people. No one is going to think any differently about you...well, except maybe in a good way. All manner of things will be well!

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STILLFLYIN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 2:42 AM

Embarassing moment... During a rehersal, I was killed and thrown to the front of the stage and lay there motionless like any good dead person should. However I had been thrown so far forward that my head was partially hanging over into empty space and ended up being supported by my jaw. Then the curtain closes... over me, so my head and upper body is sticking out in full view and, this being the last scene, means that I can't run up to get in place for curtain call. So, as I lay there thinking what I'm going to do about this situation, I feel someone grab my ankles and drag me, under the curtain and in period Victorian costume, back behind the curtain, while everyone is laughing their heads off. And dust was all over the front of my costume, silk vest and white french cuffed shirt, when it opens again. Think like Kaylee, except substitute dust for engine grease.
First time: nope, not yet, never even kissed a girl: sad, but true
Underwear: Briefs, although commando can be very comfortable in one's own home

WHITEFALL

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:19 AM

Bah, Seryn I appreciate your disgression, I went n read, naughty me, and maybe you didnt realize, most of what you put in spoilers was not anything dirty, just an ethics question on the role of female-oriented fashion in a post-feminist society. Frankly, I agree with you.

You folks may remember, two or three threads ago when we had this debate on feminism, I essentially acquiesced on the subject, given that the posters were happy with the issues (i believe it was dating among others), so why argue. But now...

Can't say I disagree. I've never understood this idea of waxing any part of the body, though i've been known to shave n stuff, I just dont understand the finer reasons behind hair removal. And it seems to be mostly a female trouble, which, while biologically sensible, still aint fair, so there we go into feminism again.

But damnit, this debate is an endless circle, one I'm not sure I want to get into with you fine folks. Ultimately, it aint my right to impose my thoughts on the matter, so feminism, like religion, you just need to go your seperate ways with it.

Ok, that was long and stuff.

As to the new topic of theater mishapps.... I must have had a few, but damnit I don't remember them. Eh, here's a tale for your enjoyment: I helped a friend of mine quickchange in the run of a show, and now she'll occassionally make jokes about how I can say I've had a woman strip in front of me. Argh, she teases me, what can I say.

"But, these strong women characters?"

"Why aren't you asking 100 other guys why they don't write strong women characters?" -Joss Whedon

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:25 AM

Theater mishaps. Yikes.

No actual 'mishaps,' although one time I improv-ed for the entire first act. Sooo much funny, but sooo much pain.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

KENOBIUS

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:38 AM

I see how it goes, I leave and then people start talking theater! Well, too bad, I'm adding my two-cents now:

I once did a two-man show. That was by far the craziest and most hectic thing I ever done. We each had to play 3 characters (male and female) and had split-second costume changes. All the improv classes I had couldn't compare to doing that show.

One time, Act I was completely remixed. I mean, we were all over the script, but we somehow brought it together. That wasn't nearly as bad as the one night this cage door trapping me in was completely open, and I was standing there free as a bird, but had a few pages of dialog as to why I am trapped. Talk about thinking fast. I also murdered my stage manager.

Ok, I'm done sharing, what's the current question?

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PHOENIXROSE

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:29 AM

Damn! I missed everything and a half!
Mal4Prez, I get what you're saying. I've said before that I don't want a relationship with a "dominant partner". I want to get my way sometimes, compromise at others, have some decisions made that I don't have to worry about. It's a rare find; seems like the majority of people, no matter their gender, are either or. That kind of bugs me, but I get it. I also get the not wanting to piss a lady off thing. This is one of the many reasons I decided to just write an instruction manual for myself; if someone wonders if something will piss me off, they can just refer to it. It's a work in progress.
Ms G, how is that racy? We've talked about body hair before.
Ex of Doom liked me shaved or close. Not a fan of hair down there. Especially when it came to certain activities; hair got in the way. I kept it trimmed anyway, but he wanted me to try shaving it and I did. It felt strange at first, but I liked it for several reasons. It helped with hygiene and scent along with *cough* other areas. He kept trimmed; basically a buzz cut down there. I liked that. Nice and fuzzy. He used his electric razor (not a fan of razor blades)
I only bother to really maintain it when someone else is going to see it, though. I should anyway for hygiene, but I don't care enough. I think maybe that "slutty" conotation comes when you do it all the time, just in case. Maybe I'm wrong. Suposedly slutty girls leave hickies, too, and I leave some pretty bad ones.
Gorrammit, enjoying yourself does not equal slutty! Sorry, that kind of attitude really bothers me.
Copilot, I wish I could drop weight like that! I gained at least ten pounds after my breakup, but now that I've gotten over the "cry and eat ice cream every day" stage it's started to slowly come off again. Slowly. I'm trying to eat more veggies and stuff, seems to be doing me some good. I tend to eat too much when I'm depressed, and certain foods (sugar) just make me gain weight quite fast. But I still look fine, and am hoping to look a little better. I need to start going after that heavy bag again! It's the only kind of excercise I enjoy even a little. I doubt I look happy while doing it; probably more focused or even angry, but I do enjoy it.
Waxing other areas? No no! Bad! I use a shaver, very carfully. It.... I.... Ok... Um, kiddies cover your eyes. I'll put this in spoilers os no one has to read it who doesn't want to:

Select to view spoiler:

The important thing it to pull the skin tight and shave with the grain. Againt the grain hurts a lot. So pull upwards on the area and shave downwards. For the really... delicate... areas, just fold them outwards a little, pull, and shave. BE CAREFUL! Don't use too much cream, because it can get slick and you do not want a razor to slip in that area.

Yeah, it itches badly when it starts to grow back, so you have to shave it again right away or suffer. After enough times it's not as bad, but still itches.
I want a special razor for that area! That'd be nice!
Two wonderful Browncoat boys waiting for dating to begin, and I'm stuck in a different state. Fate is cruel.

I just reactivated one of my dating site accounts and did a search. No one on there looks very good to me. Bother.
Now I have "Baby Got Back" all running through my head. Damn but I love that song.
A little jiggle is fine, I think. Nothing wrong with the body going "squish" when squeezed, it's just a problem if it gets really out of hand. I'm pretty toned under my subcutanious layer; you just can't see it!
Yeah, never, ever get a tattoo of a person. Ex of Doom said at one point that he would like a rose tattoo. He couldn't afford any at the time, so he never got it. I thought that was very sweet... but we all know how it ended up.
Rugbug, remember that it isn't losing weight that matters, it's losing girth. Muscle weighs a lot more but takes up less room.
I would love to get my leg and armpit hair removed. And some of the lawn hair, too. If not all. Naw, I would leave a lit

SERYN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:36 AM

I can go with the stage manager murdering.

I don't think I have any embarrasing theatre stories - i've done so many fittings and quick changes that nakeness no longer phases me. Um shall have to think of one.

Er, just to state that that article wasn't my opinion, though on the subject of brazillians, it's as near as maybe. Plus its also cause theres no way i'd ever get my bits out like that where it not really important (smear tests, urgh!) Hair's in certain places cause its ment to be I suppose. Saying that, I do keep the nethers neat and tidy and hair free in some places, mainly for my own comfort.

And I'm going to make a very feminist statement of - I do what iwant with my bits, and any guy can just like it or lump it. Hopefully he'd be interested in me and not the gardening.

Same goes for guys - i'll go with whatever he's comfortable with, its not my place to dictate.

CK, hold on in there. I found a useful trick was to find out what was wrong with me, then present it to the doctor in such a way that it sounded like their idea.

Oh god, PR, I'm really naieve when it comes to things like that as well. I've spent my entire life near liverpool, and I took a friend pointing out the local dealer when we were eating out once for me to even realise that yes, there must be dealers in liverpool.

Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
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JAMESTHEDARK

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:39 PM

Theatre?
I was involved in Theatre in High School. We were putting on a musical, and I managed to wrangle the lead (it had the least singing, and I was on stage almost all the time). The script initially was crap, but after a complete overhaul, we managed to make it something workable. I think it helped that I was willing to utterly destroy myself on stage for the injury gags.
Well, the bad situation was during the first performance. We hadn't even had a dress rehearsal, due to scheduling and time constraints, so we were flying, for the very first time, through the entire play, in front of an audience, with what seemed like the worst sound manager I've ever heard of.
At one point, the script called for a 'sudden and unexpected phone call' after I delivered a line. I delivered said line. Then I waited. And waited. And waited. After 30 seconds (an eternity on stage, you'd understand if you were there) go by, I turn to the manager, who's booth was at the back of the audience, and say in full stage voice "It would be nice to get a sudden and unexpected phone call right about now!"
Man, that first showing was a disaster. Lines were forgotten, chairs were broken, costumes were incomplete, and I actually got a little bit injured when I hit the floor once... The second time went off better, and the third (and final) time went off without a hitch. But that first run is burned into my memory.

EDIT: And for the record, PR, I'm not just in a different state. I'm in a different country
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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:41 PM

Whitefall

What has feminism have to do with waxing? In your opinion?

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:49 PM

I read your long posts

PHOENIXROSE

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:50 PM

Well, yeah, of course what anyone does with their bits is up to them; I'm not closed off to suggestion, though.
I wouldn't say to someone "You need to shave down there" but I might say "Hey, you know what might be fun?" Big difference. That's about the way it was suggested to me, too. Since said suggestion was carrying a certain connotation of the cunnalingus kind, I wasn't going to say no outright.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's totally naive about the drug world! I'm a bit more savvy now, but probably not by much. That whole "illegal trading" thing kinda blindsides me, actually. I remember someone telling me those people holding signs that said "I need tickets" at concerts were actually scalpers. I was totally like "Huh? But that doesn't make any sense!" Still not sure I believe that one.

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TRISTAN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:56 PM

Morning, all!

Just one question...is it Friday yet?!?

Alright, seems I missed the embarassing theatre subject. I have a few, but one of the worst happened during my first ever show in college. The opening was improv leading up to the actual script (odd sounding, but if you are familiar with Woyzeck you'll understand). I have the first scripted line, and right before I deliver it, I am supposed to be hit full in the face with a handful of shaving cream. Opening night, all things are going well...I get hit in the face with the shaving cream. I open my mouth to say the first line...and inhale shaving cream. It send me into a coughing fit. I try half a dozen times to get the line out, but nothing happens except a squeak and more coughing. After about two minutes of continued improv from the rest of the cast, I finally manage to get my voice back enough to choke out the line. Oh, I miss the fun!

So, what are we discussing today?

Looks like I will be making a new thread soon...

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:58 PM

Oh please! This one takes sooooo long to open :(

TRISTAN

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:59 PM

Alright...hang on.

New thread!
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22220

See you all there!

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PHOENIXROSE

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:00 PM

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Originally posted by JamesTheDark:
EDIT: And for the record, PR, I'm not just in a different state. I'm in a different country

Ah. I should have been more specific.
Was talking about these lovely young men:

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Originally posted by Kenobius:
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Originally posted by Ged:
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Originally posted by mal4prez:
The dating has begun

I'm waiting for this phrase to become to true for me!

Amen to that.

Not that you don't seem lovely yourself, but I knew you were in a different country

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SPACEANJL

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:09 PM

Wandered in to nose around, and backed out again, frightened by the talk of hot wax and needles. Some things are meant to be imponderable, methinks.

I taught a beauty therapist some new words the one time I had a leg wax. (I am useless with languages usually, but I am fluent in cussing - and menu - in several, some of them dead.)

Don't do pain. Don't even have my ears pierced. In fact, I have no tattoos, piercings or even big scars. (It is possible to duel with metal blades and not get cut - you just need to be very good.)

I know more about drugs than I look like I should do. But I never touch the things.

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