Life Onboard Serenity: The Three Hills Job

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SAMEERTIA

Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:20 PM

Life Onboard Serenity is a chain-story/rpg. Anyone can play! Anyone Can Join! Come on in and make yourself at home.

Previously, On Life Onboard Serenity!
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And our latest thread-

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22154

In Which: Ertia escaped the Alliance. 13, Wolf and Experiment62 made it back from the Alliance as well.

John, another stow away, popped up to say hi and let us know we're all in terrible danger, but that there's a good job waiting for us on Three HIlls, which we can double with getting Kaylee to her sister's wedding. If we can get around our current complications with the Alliance, that is. As in, they are looking for Ertia & 13 with a vengeance. (HA! Let'em look!)

Shepherd Book has hatched a plan that sounds pretty good to most everybody except for Ertia and 13. I think it's the exploding part of the plan they don't like.

13s got some friends with big ships. Wolf's pa has 30 mercs, and we've got a mutant pet creature called Dani and a small grey tabby cat.
Oh, and JR stayed behind on Londinium...or did he?

Character Profiles
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WELCOME TO LIFE ONBOARD SERENITY!

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:29 PM

(BAM! First post, bay-bee!)

"Think you've done enough, Doctor."

"There's still some more tissue I need to-"

"No, I don't think there is."

Looking down at his distinct lack of legs, 13's eyes narrow.

"Why is it always the legs? You can't take something I'll never use?"

"Apparently not," Ertia giggles, holding a hand to her mouth.

"What's her problem?"

"She's just a little light-headed, that's all."

"Do I get a cookie? Teheheheeehhheee..." Stifling the lengthy giggle, Ertia looks around vacantly.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:27 PM

John looked down at the infirmary from a little nook above. "What do you need River"

River slowly emerged from the shadows and turned to him. "The Captain does not need another fugitive on board."

"The captain himself is a fugitive"

"Why did you come here"

"You want the truth"

"Yeah"

"I have no idea Serenity just drew me in"

"She does that"

13, Ertia and Pain don't forget about Faolin's crew

johnttf

SAMEERTIA

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:27 PM

In the cargo bay, Kaylee, Wash, and the others were rigging the Alliance escape pod.

"We'll vid them being tied up and put in the pod." Mal was directing, "Ertia aughta be able to make it look like they're watching current security feed, so when it blows up 13..."

He smiles as though he really enjoys the thought, "And Ertia, of course. The Alliance will think it's live feed, and they'll see the explosion right in front of 'em."

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:32 PM

"If this doesn't work..." 13 looks pointedly at Mal as he is tied.

"Better hope it works, then."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

DRPAIN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:45 PM

*Pain's hand shoots up and he says with a grin*

I volunteer to tie Ertia up!

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:50 PM

"How come nobody volunteered to tie me up? You just made Simon do it!"

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

DRPAIN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:01 PM

*Jayne spoke up*

Ah that's jus' cause noone likes ya.

*Kaylee smacked Jayne in the arm and said*

That ain't true 13 we do like ya.

*She looks at Jayne and Mal, turns back to 13 and says*

Well almost everyone.

*Pain walks over to Ertia, smiles and says*

So what would you like me to tie you up with? Tape, rope, chains, or my belt?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:10 PM

"Alright, run the cam after Ertia's tied up. You two, try an' looked all scared and defeated. Y'know, captured. This is just rehearsal, so no real pressure." Mal steps back as Pain ties Ertia with some nice innocent rope. The merc quickly steps back as Kaylee starts the camera.

"Um...'Gee, we would've gotten away with it, too?' Ertia scowls weakly.

"Yes, it is too bad that we were captured by the fine crew of Serenity. If not for that, we would have engaged in many illegal exploits and continue to defy the Alliance."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

BIGWOLF18

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:24 PM

mal" stop!"

wolf" i dont know, that sounds like something 13 would say. "

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:24 PM

John stood in a corner as this whle plan occured. Kaylee walked over to him "What happened to you you're so quiet"

"I've seen things and been places that make you that way"

"Why did you leave and why didn't you tell us"

"I found out what happened to my mom and knives"

"And what was that"

"I'll tell you one day when I figure it out fully for myself"

johnttf

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:27 PM

*Fly stands next to JR and Inara watching the hoax capture unfold. She turns to the two of them and says*

I really do hope this works, cause, like Ertia said, we are runnin' out of options. I can't watch this. This is too creepy for me.

*She heads to her bunk to work on the map more*

(OOC, do you guys mind if I introduce the map plot again after we are all said and done with this job?)

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:28 PM

"Alright, alright. Take 2."

Clearing his throat, 13 begins, "Blast these ropes! If only I could..break..free!"

"Use Take 2."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

BIGWOLF18

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:36 PM

ertia" damn you 13, it was all your fault!"

13" its not my fault!"

*wolf leaned to mal*

wolf" *whisper* i cant take this, its awful!"

*wolf leaves and enters the converted storage area he calls home.*

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

DRPAIN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:42 PM

*Mal says to 13 in an irritated tone*

Gorrammit 13 stop messin' up and get it right! Pain stop givin' Ertia that look!

*Pain gives Mal with an innocent look and says*

What'd I do?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:46 PM

"Don't struggle against the ropes this time, it makes you look like a damn trout!"

"But they're chafing me!"

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:58 PM

Double-double.

Heheh.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:58 PM

(Fly: You mean the stereogram? That's weird that you'd mention that; I was gonna see if anyone else would go for it myself. This mean we'll finally uncover the true purpose of 13 in an adventure to the heart of Blue Sun itself?)

(Pain: Reading through the old threads for quotes, looking over the Clementine incident. That last moment when Pain and Ertia leave, and 13's shouting: 'Donovan! Donovan!!' Gut-busting knee-slapper.)

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

DRPAIN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:15 PM

*takes a bow* Thank you! Thank you! I'd like to thank the Academy and everyone who helped with the....HEY! HEY! LET GO OF ME! AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

*Jayne shouts out*

Gorrammit 13 quit yer whinin'!

*13 pleads*

But...but they do chafe!

*Mal yells*

13 IF'N YOU DON'T QUIT YOUR WHINGIN' I'M GONNA THROW YOU OUT THE AIRLOCK DONG MA!

*13 makes a gulping sound and says*

Sorry I'll get it right this time.

*Mal replies*

Good! Alright people lets try this again.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
(Fly: You mean the stereogram? That's weird that you'd mention that; I was gonna see if anyone else would go for it myself. This mean we'll finally uncover the true purpose of 13 in an adventure to the heart of Blue Sun itself?)

(Yes 13. That's the one...I'd like to continue that plot if I could. I think once you and Ertia are out of harms way, we may be able to hit Osiris without any trouble.)

*smiles*

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:26 PM

(Sounds good! )

"How about Ertia does the talking, and I just look defiant?"

"Just do whatever you're comfortable with."

"Alright then."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

DRPAIN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:09 PM

*Ertia yells*

YOU'VE GO NO RIGHT TO TIE US UP LIKE THIS YOU HOU ZI DE PIGU!

*Mal replied*

SHUT IT! I don't take to kindly to you and your fugitve friend comin' onboard my ship. Way I see it the Alliance would be more than happy to have you back.

*Mal points to Guy and Wolf and says*

Put them in the escape pod and make sure they have no way to escape.

*Guy and Wolf nod and walk up to Ertia and 13, taking them by the arms none to gently and hauls them off towards the escape pod. 13 and Ertia protest and squirm the whole time. Ertia says to Guy*

Get your filthy hands off me you hun dan.

*Guy replies as he shoves Ertia in*

Shut yer trap woman.

Wolf shoves 13 in and closes the door just as 13 yells*

YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! JUST WAIT TIL MY LAWYER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!

*At that moment Mal signals Kaylee to turn off the camera.*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:57 PM

"How was that?" 13 looks around hopefully, eyes puppy-doggish.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

DRPAIN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:13 PM

OOC: I think Ertia forgot a thread.

This was the previous thread:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22154

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:19 PM

"Good enough, right?"

(OoC: We can forgive her. Pain, looks like that tag-demon didn't get you after all!)

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

SAMEERTIA

Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:36 PM

oops! I'll edit it in. I'm swamped today, but you guys are seriously cracking me up! :D
Fly, go for it with the map thing.

DRPAIN

Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:00 PM

Better watch out for them gators now since you're in a swamp and all.

*Kaylee replied*

That was excellent 13 and Ertia good job with the yellin'.

*Pain smiled and untied Ertia while she said to Kaylee*

It was nothing really Kaylee.

*Pain looked at Ertia, kissed her, and said*

Nonsense bao bei. It was very good actin'.

*Mal said as Pain and Ertia kissed some more*

Alright lets get these bags of blood, guts, and robot parts in the pod. Ertia if'n you're not too busy makin' out with Pain, see to it about riggin' up somethin' to make this pod explode.

*Ertia broke off her kiss with Pain, smiled at him, then turned to Mal and said*

I'll get right on it sir.

*She kissed Pain once more, winked and said to him*

We can continue this later.

*Pain smiled and went to help Jayne put the bag of parts into the pod.*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Friday, July 14, 2006 12:58 AM

I was lookin' forward to seeing where the map plot went, myself

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK

Friday, July 14, 2006 1:07 AM

what's this map

"While you're doing that" John finally emerged from his corner who's going to the wedding and who's helping with the heist?"

johnttf

13

Friday, July 14, 2006 1:33 AM

(I'll handle the map backstory.)

(Alright, John, as you probably know, 13 is a robot. The man who created him is a funny Gepetto type named Wesley Lu Greham. Wesley was 'coerced' by Blue Sun to create 13 for the sole purpose of kidnapping River, once he returned to Serenity. That did happen, and was the cause of one of 13's two (or was it three?) deaths. Then, a letter from Mr. Greham was delivered, containing a map, with a shiny little poem on it, which I'll have to search for later.)

(Anyway, the map was of Osiris, and Blue Sun HQ. And then something happened, and we went on a different adventure.)

(Any questions about it, PM me.)

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

JRC

Friday, July 14, 2006 1:36 AM

JRC

Friday, July 14, 2006 1:37 AM

Uhh, Miss Fly, I ain't on board, not right now anyway :^(

Everyone dies alone.

JRC

Friday, July 14, 2006 1:37 AM

DAMNDED DOUBLE POST!!!!

Everyone dies alone.

13

Friday, July 14, 2006 1:39 AM

(Yeah, he's busy on his new ship. Uh, I mean..LONDINUIM!! Yes, of course...;)

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

JRC

Friday, July 14, 2006 2:25 AM

Guys, I have a thread I've been working on that will bring me (us?) back to Serenity. Have patience

Everyone dies alone.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Friday, July 14, 2006 2:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:

Uhh, Miss Fly, I ain't on board, not right now anyway :^( Everone dies alone - Not if I can help it *smiles*

*ahhhhh shoot right....duh,,ahahhaha*
ok then

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 3:09 AM

Patience? Didn't she shoot Mal?

*Guy and Fly agreed to go to go on the heist with Mal and Zoe. Mal looked at Pain and said*

Are you or Jayne comin' along on the heist?

*Jayne replied*

We thought we'd stay onboard an' teach Ertia here how ta shoot.

*Mal looked at Jayne then at Ertia and said*

This true Ertia?

*Ertia nodded and said*

Yes sir it is. I figured since I'm going to be around them, I might as well learn how to shoot them.

*Mal thought it over and replied*

Well that's a mighty fine thing for Pain and Jayne to do. You guys will be careful right?

*Pain replied*

Yes sir. We'll use some crates as backstops and some empty cans as targets. We promise not to let her touch the automatic weapons.

*Ertia gives Pain a disappointed look and says to Mal*

We'll be fine sir.

*Mal replies*

Ok shiny. Zoe you're with me, Guy, and Fly on the heist. Let's get the hover mule prepped. Zoe nodded and replied*

Yes sir Captain.

*Jayne said to Ertia*

Well I'll be pickin' out some weapons fer ya ta shoot if'n it's alright with yer boyfriend.

*Ertia looked at Pain as he said*

Yeah no problem. Probably do that myself.

*Jayne headed off to his bunk as Pain said to Ertia*

Perhaps I should do the same.

*Ertia replies*

Not without me you're not.

*Pain smiled and wrapped an arm around Ertia's shoulder as they made their way to his bunk.*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Friday, July 14, 2006 3:10 AM

Time zone Check...... http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22265

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

13

Friday, July 14, 2006 3:49 AM

"Think I'll stay on the ship for this heist, Mal, if you don't mind."

"I kinda do, but I suppose you won't be of much use. This isn't really the job for your sort, anyway."

"What do you mean, 'my sort?'

"Well, the whole makin' a scene you always do? Remember Clementine?"

"He's got a point," Pain calls back.

"Just stay here, and try not to do anything stupid."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 4:16 AM

*Pain and Ertia enter his bunk. Ertia sits on his bed as Pain takes out a range bag and opens his weapons locker. Ertia says as Pain opens the bag and starts to put some pistols into it*

So what are you going to teach me to shoot?

*Pain smiled and said as he loaded some magazines into the bag*

Oh just some guns rangin' in caliber from .22 to .480Ruger. Also a shotgun and a rifle or two.

*Ertia stands up, walks over to Pain, wraps her arms around his waist and says*

Sounds like you're going to give me a workout.

*Pain smiles as he puts the bag on his desk and says*

Oh I think I most definately will.

*Ertia giggles as Pain takes out a few rifles and a shotgun. She continues to hold onto him as he sets the rifles down on the desk. He moves back to his locker, pulls out a shotgun and bandolier of ammo, and sets them down on the desk. He closes the locker, turns around, smiles and says*

I think you'll be gettin' a workout sooner than you think.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

SAMEERTIA

Friday, July 14, 2006 4:22 AM

Oops! Sorry, Pain! You beat me! Again! Next time maybe you could use something harder though. These threads don't leave much impact.

Ertia kisses Pain, losing herself in the feel of his body against hers. She knows they have things to do, but at that moment it doesn't matter. At that moment all she wants is...

"Ertia, You might want to come up to the Bridge and see this." Wash's voice comes over the com.

She sighs and hits the com button, "Is it life or death?"

"You could say that." But the pilots voice is laced with humor. "Just get up here!"

She kisses Pain again, "Be right back, babes."

Sprinting onto the bridge, she finds Wash leaning over watching the cortex screen.

"Heya, Wash. The shuttle-pod blew? Right on schedule?"

Wash nodded, "Looks like. It's all over the Fed-Wave. They've already got results back on the debris."

He spun in his chair and grinned, "I give it just a minute or so before the Feds are announcing they caught the Infamous Blue Kitten and her Cohort Criminal 13, and reporting your ignomious deaths."

Ertia stares at the blond pilot in shock. "How'd you know that? They don't even put that on my warrants!"

Wash shrugs, "Couple years back we were doing a job near Philas Moon. Hacker name of Blue Kitten was workin' the job on the inside. Never seen anything like that hack job. Not until you came onboard. You know, you always answered a voice-wave with "Heya, Wash."

Ertia just stares. "Totally forgot that was you!"

"Hey look!" Wash pulls up the Cortex Feed.

<<<<< ALLIANCE REPORTS CAPTURE AND CONSEQUENTIAL DEATHS OF INTERPLANETARY FUGITIVES >>>>

Ertia laughs, her heart light for the first time in days. 13 is gonna love this! They called him a Rebel and a Deviant. "Well, we did it. I'm dead! I'd better go tell Pain."

Wash flips her a com-unit. "They said they'd call us if they need back-up on this job. Oh, and you look good for just havin' been blown itty bits."

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 4:39 AM

Ok how about you dress in a Catholic shoolgirl's uniform and I spank you with a wooden paddle?

*Ertia smiles and says*

Why thank you Wash you're so kind.

*She rushes off to Pain's bunk and opens the hatch without knocking. She climbs down the ladder and literally jumps into his arms. She kisses Pain and says as he still tries to register what's happening*

You'll never guess what I just heard.

*Pain puts Ertia down and says*

What bao bei?

*Ertia smiles a beaming smile and says*

Me and 13 have just been declared dead by the Feds.

*Pain picked up Ertia, kissed her and said*

That's great news baby. Now where were we?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

CHOO1701

Friday, July 14, 2006 5:24 AM

Would you guys mind if i joined later ???(i've got work till about 4-5pm GMT :( ) I just wanna see if you really do have a TARDIS on board :p (kidding)

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 5:53 AM

We don't mind if you join Choo. Course you'll have to find a place to sleep but other than that you're more than welcome to join.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

JRC

Friday, July 14, 2006 7:23 AM

OoC: OK, here goes.....

It waited. A huge, hulking black metal mass, hiding behind an enormous stationary asteroid. Waiting, like a spider at the fringe of its web, waiting for a fly. But this web is almost twenty kilometers across.

Seven different spinning asteroids anchor this "web", each rock creating different gravitational fields, and three of them generating enormous electro-magnetic pulses, dangerous to ships passing between them, especially ships without sophisticated monitoring equipment. A few of those ships are now drifting just outside the web, decimated by the spider.

The Alliance had not yet come to this section of space, and the shipping lanes did not indicate any hazards.

But the spider was patient. It was in no danger of being detected, the closest planet being Three Hills, over a day's journey away. And it was always at the ready, with weapons extended, from small lasers to big cannons, able to pick apart any ship or crew. The captain had modified his ship to the point where it was just as well-armed as almost any Alliance boat.

The glowing red exhaust ports only added to the menacing look. But, they also give away its position. For, despite the spider's best hiding tricks, a fly had come looking for it.

Everyone dies alone.

JRC

Friday, July 14, 2006 8:25 AM

The mystery ship flys towards the giant vessel, still undetected. It's pilot says, "Well, dear, looks like my contacts inside the Alliance and yours back at that, uhh, bar, were right. Is that the ship..." "Yes, it is, The Black," the co-pilot says, not taking his eyes off of the dark shape. "That's the go se pirate ship that I've been searching for, the ship that took away my Lizbeth. Sybil, honey, we don't have to go any further, we wouldn't stand a chance against it." Sybil says, "J.R., dear, we haven't come this far just to turn and run. That pirate and my father's company also have some bad blood between them, plus I want to help you heal those old wounds you've been carrying for so long." J.R.'s eyes start to tear up. "Thank you, Sybil."

Sybil says, with a touch of glee in her voice, "Mac, Laci, power up, we're going to be doing the same thing we did to the Alliance cruiser. Try to take out any sensor arrays that are radiating any kind of signal. We have only four HARM missiles which we can use up close. J.R., activate the HARM's please, and power up our Gatling gun." J.R's console's light up, with "WEAPONS READY" lights blinking on and off.

Sybil says, "In ten seconds, lasers fire at will. J.R., HARM's at the two forward and two aft main sensors NOW!" With the coordinates fed to the computers in each missile, all four drop from the weapons bay toward the pirate. "Birds are away," J.R. says.

At the exact moment the four explosions are seen on The Black, thin beams of light shoot from the mystery ship, and smaller secondary explosions erupt from the starboard side.

Sybil says, "Now, cease-fire, we have not been detected. Going to the port side, where her fighter bay doors are located." Just as the mystery ship clears The Black, the weapons from the pirate ship explode in unison, firing wildly at the unseen attacker, but firing from the starboard side.

Now on the port side, the mystery ship has situated itself between the asteroid and The Black. J.R. says, "We're down to eighty percent mag load on the Gatling Sybil." "Thank you, dear. Bay doors are still closed, but not for long," Sybil says. "Target the doors as they open, and fire on the first fighter that comes thru. She's got only two fighters, but we don't want to worry about those two also, do we?"

Before the doors open, the red exhaust ports start to glow brighter. J.R. says, "She's trying to make a run for it. Now the doors are opening!" The large bay doors have cracked open, with a smaller fighter hovering just inside, itching to get out into the fray. Sybil says, "There's your target. Gunners, target any fuel lines you see on The Black."

The lasers have started to cut fuel lines, pipes, anything that would slow down the escape of the pirate ship. Tho The Black was armed to the teeth, she was not built for speed. She starts lumbering away, then the bay doors open wider. The Gatling gun does it's job, better than expected. The 20mm shells tear thru the smaller ship, then, unexpectedly, start to raze the other fighter just behind and below the first. The two fighters, weapons and missiles always loaded, suddenly explode inside The Black.

"YES!!" cries out J.R. "Got you, you sons-a-bitches, I GOT YOU!!" But, his excitement is short-lived. The double kill has caused massive explosions inside the fighter bay, what with all the ammunition and fuel lying about. And then, the main magazine, just underneath the bay, which is just underneath the bridge, erupts.

Everyone dies alone.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Friday, July 14, 2006 8:44 AM

nice writing, I can visualize what's going on better than some books I've read

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

JRC

Friday, July 14, 2006 9:16 AM

"Sybil, pull up, she gonna ex...", J.R. doesn't finish his sentence. A massive fireball and shock wave tear thru space, throwing the mystery ship up and over the nearby asteroid.

The Black has been swallowed by her own explosion, chunks of metal screaming to the asteroid below and into space, flying past the mystery ship, which is almost crumpled like a tin can.

On board the mystery ship, sparks fly from every conduit and control panel, and she loses power, unable to control her flight. The two laser cannons have been torn off their turrents. Inside, all is black, except for the small fires burning.

The crew of four is unconscious, and one of the gunners, Laci, is mortally wounded, a large metal beam crushing her chest.

J.R. regains consciousness and unstraps himself, looks to Sybil, who has no obvious signs of trama. J.R. is not so lucky, bleeding from a large cut on the side of his head. He trys to activate the power for life support and communications, but neither works, at first. The communication array has been damaged, with very limited functional ability. He locates a half-charged power cell, tho it will work with the comm equipment, it is not strong enough for life support.

"We're gonna be mighty cold in here in a couple of hours," he says thru the blood dripping down over his mouth. He passes out again, but not before connecting the cell to the comm unit. When he comes to, he remembers where they are, and of the last friendly ship he saw.

He reaches for the comm mike. "Serenity...... Wash .... Mal, come in. Serenity ..... mayday."

Everyone dies alone.

JRC

Friday, July 14, 2006 9:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
nice writing, I can visualize what's going on better than some books I've read

Thanks!! *tips hat* <|;^D

Everyone dies alone.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
OOC: I think Ertia forgot a thread.

(SOOC We could start one thread as an archive thread. One we don't reply to just log all the archieves. If you guys want. I'll take care of that and put them in order and such. *smiles*)

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Friday, July 14, 2006 11:06 AM

I've been wondering, are there any threads prior to the top one?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Friday, July 14, 2006 12:01 PM

(OOC wow JR, that was real good)

*Fly takes to her bunk and sits with the map in front of her taking crib notes as she looks at the map. While she figures things in her head she checks her weapons for the heist to come. She hits the com button*

"Wash, how long till we get to Three Hills?"

(take it away John)

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

SAMEERTIA

Friday, July 14, 2006 3:30 PM

Fly,
This post

Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Patience? Didn't she shoot Mal?

*Guy and Fly agreed to go to go on the heist with Mal and Zoe. Mal looked at Pain and said*

Are you or Jayne comin' along on the heist?

*Jayne replied*

We thought we'd stay onboard an' teach Ertia here how ta shoot.

led me to believe we'd already landed.
But if JR and Sybil are in trouble, then we'd better still be in the black!

I posted all of the links I could find doing a Google Search for Life Onboard Serenity.
I think we already have enough threads on the board about us, don't we? We don't want to clutter up the board with our threads. I keep a tally archived here on my computer.
If you find more threads that I don't have linked, please let me know and I'll add them.

Wash was just on his way off the bridge to grab a snack when a whisper came over the come, "Serenity? Mal? Are you there?"

"This is Serenity. Who's calling?" Wash listened to JR's words in growing horror before hitting the com. "MAL! ZOE! BRIDGE! We gotta an SOS coming in!"

BIGWOLF18

Friday, July 14, 2006 3:44 PM

wash" about, 2 hours."

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, antonio banderas, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

CHOO1701

Friday, July 14, 2006 4:29 PM

The bazzar on Three Hills was busy as always. the smells of Spices, tobcco, fresh veg and the substance none as cattle s*** fiiled the air. many people sat around outside bars chatting and drionking as the temperature became muggy and unbearable.

In the middle of it all a huge canvas bag, stuffed full to bursting, swayed and jangled as its carrier, who was nealry as big as the bag, walked along. In the verse these are know as "Trinket" sellers as, well, thats what they sell as they travelled to planet to planet. Artifacts and objects from days gone by (also known as useless pieaces of cr*p).

Dust covered everything the carruer was wearing, his bag, his coat, shoes and trousers. His face was red from all the walking and his steps were burdened and heavy.

"Hey, market seller." he shouted. nodding to a man who was selling raw meat. "You know any ships WITHOUT a gorram Gurtsler engine!?!"

The trader stopped and thought for a moment. "well there is this Firefly clas-" the trader was cut short as a huge metal bird like shape zoomed over head, its engines going full pelt, and disappeared into the Black.

after a while the trader said: "sorry, can't help you there..." and with that he went back to his work...

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 4:41 PM

I wrote that with the idea that Pain and Jayne were telling Mal what they were going to do once they landed on Three Hills. Sorry if it implied something different.

*Pain woke up to the sight of Ertia sound asleep next to him. He smiled and went to kiss her when he heard Wash's voice over the com. Pain said to himself*

Zao gao! Babe wake up!

*Ertia stirred and said with a smile*

Morning babe that was fun last night.

*Pain replied*

Yeah it was but I just heard Wash over the com something about an SOS.

*Ertia opened her eyes, got up and said*

An SOS! From who Pain?

*Pain got out of his bed, shrugged and said*

Don't know baby but he sounded worried.

*Ertia let out a sigh and said*

Ai ya! I'll go find out bao bei.

*She kissed Pain, quickly threw on some clothes, and made her way out of his bunk. Pain got dressed and followed her. He made his way to the bridge just as Ertia said to Wash*

So who's the SOS from?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

SAMEERTIA

Friday, July 14, 2006 4:55 PM

don't worry, Choo! We'll be back soon! I promise!

Mal turned as Ertia and Pain came in.

Wash's knuckles were tight and his brow knit as he brought Serenity about, "Kaylee! Give me hard burn on my mark!"

"Seems our JR and the fine Miss Sybil have got themselves in some trouble." Mal answered, "We're close. Shouldn't take long to get 'em. Tell Jayne and Fly to get suited up and grab spare tanks. Their air is runnin' out, and their gonna be cold."

Mal shuddered, just slightly, and they all knew he was thinking about being cold, with no air, and alone in the Black.

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 5:11 PM

*Pain nodded and replied*

Yes sir Captain.

*Pain hit the button for the shipwide com and said*

This message is for Jayne and Fly. The Captain wants you two to get suited up and grab some spare tanks. You two will be doin' a little recue mission for JR and Sybil.

*Pain repeated the message twice before clicking off the com and walking off the bridge. Ertia followed him, saying to him as he made his way to the cargo bay*

Where are you going bao bei?

*Pain stopped, turned and placed his hands on her shoulders. He replied*

I'm goin' to help with the rescue.

*Pain entered the cargo bay with Ertia at his side. She said to him as they walked into the cargo bay*

Please be careful.

*Pain looked at Ertia and said as Fly and Jayne entered the cargo bay*

I will bao bei.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Friday, July 14, 2006 5:33 PM

"Guess I'll stay on the ship. Look after...yeah. Stay. OK."

13 sits alone in the galley, rapping his fingers against the table, when River comes in and sits across from him. The two stare blankly at eachother, until River speaks.

"267."

Immidiately followed by 13: "801."

River: "2403."

"7209."

"21627."

"64881."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

JRC

Friday, July 14, 2006 5:38 PM

"Repeat, Serenity, can you hear me? Mayday, mayday, losing power, no life support.....Cap'n, Wash, is anyone out there?"

J.R. had run out of ideas. They were like another asteroid drifting thru space, heading away from any inhabited planet. Sybil and the others had not moved yet, but J.R. knew that Laci was dead or almost dead. Mac was also in bad shape.

"Wait," he thought. "This ship still has a pulse beacon, stealthy or not. Maybe..." He looks for a small metal box inside the communications panel. "Here it is," he says, disconnecting the box's electrical wiring. "Now for the power cell." He disconnects that too. He says, "Now we're really dark, no communications either."

Splicing the wires together for each box, the beacon activates, but with no external array, the signal will not penetrate the ships exterior skin. "Gotta get this outside somehow." He goes to the small galley and finds the trash extractor. As the beacon slides down the shaft, J.R. closes the interior hatch quickly. The beacon and power cell break thru the exterior hatch and start to drift also.

"Now to wait till.....when,..... if, we get rescued."

Everyone dies alone.

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK

Friday, July 14, 2006 5:41 PM

John stood at a distance and watched as the rescue occured 13 running around helping that's not the 13 he knew. It was taking all his energy to block himself out of 13's memory.

"Why are you trying so hard to make him not know you"

"That's a shindig in my past I don't want Kaylee knowing about."

"YOu followed in your mother's foosteps"

"Yeah and killed government officials"

"You believed in what you were doing"

"But I don't know if i do anymore, I figured out why I came here for an escape to go back to the person I was. I came to Serenity to find my Serenity"

"Good luck" John and river walked their opposite directions, John to find somwhere he could help and River to... do whatever River does. Neither of them saw Inara move from the shadows.

johnttf

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 5:50 PM

*Wash had docked Serenity with the mystery ship. Wash said to Mal as the airlock pressurization process begun*

We were lucky to find that signal from that pulse beacon sir.

*Mal replied*

Let's just hope we're not too late.

*The buzzer above the airlock door sounded and three spacesuited people entered the mystery ship's airlock. Pain could hear Fly mutter a prayer over the suit's com and thought to himself*

Please be alive my friend.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Friday, July 14, 2006 5:58 PM

Oookay, officially the weirdest double post I've ever made.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

CHOO1701

Friday, July 14, 2006 5:58 PM

Three Hills

Choo smilied as another happy customer went away. He pocketed the money and leaned back against the chair. It was hot. far TOO hot. especially in this god forsaken bar. And it was far too hot to be wearing blue gloves!?!

Choo quickly packed up his stuff and bolted out the backdoor. Aliiance yes, Goverment type: NO WAY does he do business with those....

(no shady past for me. Just their checks keep on bouncing :D )
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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

13

Friday, July 14, 2006 5:58 PM

(OoC: I still haven't fully worked out a shady past connection of John and 13. Help, Johnny!)

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

SAMEERTIA

Friday, July 14, 2006 6:04 PM

uh, John? 13's in the galley playing the Prime Number game with River...

Ertia cringes as Wash makes dock. Docking with a moving ship, one spinning away in space, was always tricky. Dangerous even.

She grabs the rail as Serenity shudders, then procedes to unfasten the metal frame stretchers and lay them out. As the airlock released and Pain, Fly, Jayne and Zoe stepped inside, she said a quick prayer that they wouldn't need the stretchers at all.

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 6:44 PM

Onboard the Mystery Ship

*The four of them looked around the ship. Zoe read off some things to Wash over the com*

Power's on the fritz, life support's been offline for a few hours, haven't spotted anyone yet. You got that babe?

*Wash's voice came over her suit's com*

Yes I did sweet cheeks. I...

*Pain's voice came in over the com*

I've got one dead on the bridge. Looks like her chest was crushed. Appears to be three more on the floor. There's a possibility we might need the stretchers.

*Wash said over the com*

Ok we got that Pain we're sending some stretchers your way.

Onboard Serenity

*Wash switched to the shipwide com and said*

Attention to those in the cargo bay. We need three stretchers immediatley.

*Wash turned to Mal and said*

I hope that wasn't Sybil Pain found.

*Mal sighed and said*

Lets hope not.

Onboard the Mystery Ship

*Fly bent down next to JR and said*

JR? JR are you with us? JR?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK

Friday, July 14, 2006 7:13 PM

he posted the same time i did didn't see it just pretend that conversation happened after that. 13 I have a plan it involves the time when John was an assasin I'll post it as a spoiler for you to read soon

johnttf

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Friday, July 14, 2006 9:28 PM

the reason I ask is: the top one is the first one I read, but it seems like there was more before that

*gets a stretcher ready and makes for the ship*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 9:53 PM

Onboard the Mystery Ship

*Wash had managed to route some of Serenity's auxilary life support to the ship just as JR managed to wake up and somewhat groggily said to Fly*

Fly is..is that you?

*Fly smiled and said*

Yes J.R. it's me. Pain, Jayne, and Zoe are here as well. What happened J.R.?

*J.R. was about to tell her what happened when he went unconcious again. At the same time Ertia, Simon, and Guy came onboard carrying three stretchers. Ertia looked at J.R. and said to Fly*

Is he alright?

*Fly put a gloved hand on Ertia's shoulder and said*

I hope so.

*Simon stepped in and said as he checked J.R.*

Looks like he suffered some light trauma, possibly a mild concussion. Fly would you and Ertia put him on the stretcher and take him to the infirmary?

*Fly and Ertia nodded and proceeded to hoist J.R. onto the stretcher. The two of them managed to get him into the infirmary and set him down in the exam chair. Ertia said to Fly*

Are the others ok?

*Fly took in a breath and replied*

All I know is that one's dead. I don't know about the others.

*Pain and Jayne hoisted Sybil onto the stretcher Guy provided as Guy helped Zoe hoist Mac on the other. Simon said to them as the they proceeded to Serenity's infirmary*

This one is in serious condition. I have to treat him immediately once we're inside the infirmary.

*Pain spoke up*

What about Sybil here?

*Simon replied, not looking at Pain*

She's fairing a little better. Just a mild concussion and some symptoms of smoke inhalation.

*The five of them made it into Serenity's cargo bay and headed to the infirmary. They set Sybil and Mac on the counters and removed the stretchers. Pain made his way back to the airlock and closed the hatch. He walked over to the com, hit the button and said*

Ok Wash we have the survivors onboard. You're good to go.

*Wash's voice boomed over the P.A.*

Alright people. Depressurizing airlock seal and undocking with the mystery ship in 5..4..3..2..1.

*Wash tapped a few buttons and felt Serenity's airlock seal detach from the mystery ship. Wash fired the thrusters and piloted Serenity away from the dead ship. He pressed tthe com button and said in a solemn tone*

Ok fellow travelers we'll be landing on Three Hills in a half hour.

Meanwhile in a building somewhere on the Core

*The Feed had been a few hours old when Captain Murdoch saw it. He pleased that the two fugitives had been captured and killed, but a part of him was sad that he never got a chance to defile the woman named Ertia. The sounds of footsteps walking into his hospital room mad him look up. The man in the trench coat said*

Good afternoon Mr. Murdoch I see that you've read the news.

*Murdoch scowled and said*

That's Captain Murdoch to you.

*Trench Coat replied unsmiling*

Not as of yesterday you're not. It appears the Alliance High Council has honorably discharged you because of your unfortunate injuries. Don't fret though, in the light of you're pathetic attempt to hold two fugitives...

*Murdoch cut the man off and spat out*

PATHETIC ATTEMPT!! I WOULD'VE HAD THOSE TWO BEGGING FOR MERCY IF THOSE MERCENARIES HADN'T INTERVENED!

*Unfazed by Murdoch's outburst Trench Coat replied*

Yes I know I watched the surveilence feeds. I must say your troops were a disappointment. Especially against Pain and his interesting arsenal of weapons.

*Surprise took over Murdoch's face as he said*

You..you know the man who shot out my knees?

*Trench smiled and said*

I know everything about him. I was a little disappointed about the girl dying though. Oh well that's not the issue at hand now. What is at hand is that we both have a common enemy that we'd like to see dead. I'm here to offer you a job, one that will pay you five times more than what the Alliance paid you, during your time of service.

*Murdoch furrowed his brow and said*

Who the hell are you?

*Trench said*

Just the person who you'll be working for from now on.

*Trench Coat walked out of the hospital room, letting t

13

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:12 PM

(Is that who I think it is, Pain?)

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:18 PM

Yes the mystery man from Londinium.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:23 PM

(Do you know who he is?)

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:33 PM

I think so. Now go post something useful.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

SAMEERTIA

Friday, July 14, 2006 11:38 PM

;)
Not Plottwist, I don't think. Unless the Plot just took a total left turn.

Guys, I gotta go to San Fran right after work tonight. I'll try to check in either later tonight or tomorrow a.m.
*hugs*
E.

DRPAIN

Friday, July 14, 2006 11:42 PM

I believe it is Plottwist. I just used the name Trench Coat cause I couldn't think of anything. Oh and bring back some Rice-a-Roni.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK

Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:06 AM

The ship made a slight jerk as it decended into atmo. Wash's voice blared over the com "Okay travelers were arriving."

Jhon walked into the infirmary andlooked at the wounded it hurt their pain and he nearly colapsed against the wall.

"Whoa you okay" Zoe said walking toward him.

"I'll be fine," John said steadying himself. Another stupid move John. Let walk our empathetic selves into a room of wounded folks. "I just came to bring the captain the codes and laser information he'll need for the heist. John turned and walked out of the infirmary and walked onto the bridge. Alot of memories awated him on Three Hills good and bad.

"So this is your home" Wash said from his chair.

Unfortunately not anymore"

johnttf

13

Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:37 AM

(Make sure you look for my heart, Ertia. Sorry, couldn't resist!)

"You know, I think I've changed my mind. I'll be in town. Anyone wanna come with?"

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

'Some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of you..' -Professor Hubert E. Farnsworth

DRPAIN

Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:56 AM

*Ertia watched as Simon went to work on J.R., Sybil, and the third man. She was completely distracted by the fact that J.R. was injured that she forgot she was helping Pain out of his spacesuit. She snapped out of it when Pain said*

Uh babe that's my head you're tryin' to unscrew.

*Ertia turns to Pain and says*

Oh sorry sweety I forgot your helmet was already off.

*Pain chuckled and said as Ertia unlatched and unzipped his suit*

It's quite alright bao bei.

*Pain steps out of the suit, turns to Ertia and says as he places his arms on her shoulders*

They'll be fine. Simon's the best doc in the verse, you'll see.

*Ertia hugged Pain, looked into his eyes and replied*

I hope so Pain. I really hope so. Now weren't you and Jayne going to teach me how to shoot?

*Pain smiled and responded*

That we are, I'll go get my bag.

*Ertia watched as Pain headed for his bunk. She sighed and walked over to the infirmary. She leaned on the door frame and said to Simon*

So how're they doing doc?

*Simon replied while checking J.R.'s eyes*

Well J.R. and Sybil will be concious in a few hours. The other one probably longer.

*Ertia stood straight, brushed her shirt and said*

Well keep me informed of their conditions will you.

*Simon replied as he went to check on Mac*

I'll do that Ertia.

*Ertia smiled and headed to the galley, as she suddenly had the urge to have a snack.*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

CHOO1701

Saturday, July 15, 2006 6:50 AM

The slow whining of strained engines quietly filled the streets as the Firefly class landed again.

AT the back of another bar Choo raised his head a little and sat forward after dozing off for a while in the heat. "Well, that'll be my ride"

Picking up his coat, hat and bag of odds and ends (its about the size of me so its BIG!), he paid the barman (keep the rest as a tip he told the dumbstruck man) and walked out the door into the still bustling market of Three Hills....

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK

Saturday, July 15, 2006 1:30 PM

John made his way down to the cargo bay an looked at the sun of his one time home planet. It hadn't changed still the smells of fertilizer and fresh food mixed with those of engine oil and sweat. Liseria's wedding was tommorow so he'd be stuck here for a day. "John"

John jumped startled by Kaylee's voice she and Wolf were arm in arm. "We're going to see Pa and Liseria you want to come."

"Sure" he did owe this man something he had taken him in fed him clothed him. He had treated him like he treated his son. He had become his Pa. John looked over his home planet as he walked toward his old home. Same ol Three Hills same ol Kaylee why couldn't it be the same ol me.

johnttf

13

Saturday, July 15, 2006 5:59 PM

Walking aimlessly through the town, 13 decides to window-shop at the local marketplace.

After seeing nothing of real interest, the bot turns to leave, colliding with a bag-carrying man.

"Watch it," 13 growls, eyes flaring.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

'Some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of you..' -Professor Hubert E. Farnsworth

DRPAIN

Saturday, July 15, 2006 6:17 PM

*Pain and Jayne began to haul out some empty crates and set the up 50 feet from Serenity's starboard side. They stacked the crates to where there was two crates side by side and two crates tall. Pain said to Jayne*

You go get some empty cans or somethin' to shoot at. I'll go get Ertia.

*Jayne replied as they entered the cargo bay*

Don't matter to me none.

*Pain hit the com and said*

Will the lovely Ertia please meet me in the cargo bay, your shootin' lessons are about to begin.

*Pain clicked off the com, picked up his range bag and the various rifles and shotgun, and waited for Ertia to enter the cargo bay. Jayne walked past Pain with a box of empty cans and started to set them up on the crates outside.*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

DRPAIN

Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:21 PM

*Ertia had heard Pain's announcement and quickly finished her snack. She was a little nervous about shooting a gun, but was more than happy that it'd mean she'd be spending time with Pain. She entered the cargo bay, skipping her way over to Pain. She got up on her tippy toes and kissed him on the cheek. Pain smiled, ran his free hand through her hair, and said*

Well you're definately in a chipper mood.

*Ertia smiled and said*

I'm always in a chipper mood whenever I get to spend time with you.

*Jayne walked in and said*

Got the targets set up. Goin' to get my guns.

*Pain replied*

We'll be outside waitin'.

*Pain ushered Ertia out of the cargo bay and over to where him and Jayne set up their makeshift shooting gallery. Pain set his bag down on an upturned box and said to Ertia*

While we wait for Jayne, why don't I give you the basics in handlin' a gun?

*Ertia replied a little nervous*

Um ok.

*Pain smiled, took out his pistol, and said to Ertia as he pointed it at a 45 degree angle*

Now Rule #1: Reconizing the parts of a gun. This right here is the safety. Up means it's on and down means it's ready to fire. This button here is the magazine release.

*Pain described to Ertia the parts of the gun and their function. Ertia nodded as Pain continued*

Rule #2: Don't point a gun at anyone or anythin' you don't intend to shoot. Dong ma?

*Ertia smiled and nodded as Pain continued*

Rule #3: Make sure you hold the gun steady and let out nice, even breaths. Also you want to squeeze the trigger not pull it like so.

*Pain showed Ertia how to hold and aim the gun, both two handed and single handed, and shot at a can once squeezing and once pulling the trigger. Pain lowered the gun and said to Ertia*

See how the gun jerked when I pulled the trigger. Try not to do that.

*Ertia nodded as Pain gave her the pistol and said to her, just as Jayne walked out of the cargo bay*

Ok now you try. Remember if you miss just try it again ok?

*Ertia nodded and took the large pistol. She mentally went through all the stuff Pain told her and aimed the gun. It shook a litte and Ertia repeated to herself what Pain said. She aimed the pistol and squeezed the trigger. The bullet left the gun and hit the crate completely missing the empty coffee can. Jayne chuckled as Pain said to Ertia*

It's ok try again. Aim just a little higher this time. Dong ma?

*Ertia nodded, aimed the gun again and fired. She squealed as she heard the sound of the bullet hit the coffee can, sending it flying off the crate. She lowered the gun, taking her finger off the trigger, and said while jumping up and down*

I DID IT! I DID IT! I ACTUALLY HIT SOMETHING INTENTIONALLY!!

*Jayne laughed as Ertia hugged Pain. Pain smiled and said*

Good job bao bei. Wanna go again?

*Ertia smiled, nodded and said*

Yes please.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:30 PM

No wonder Wolf and Kaylee left this place, 13 thought as he wandered. Nothing but dust and worthless goods.

Might as well see how the local stout is.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

'Some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of you..' -Professor Hubert E. Farnsworth

CHOO1701

Saturday, July 15, 2006 8:15 PM

Looking up at the metal shape and edges know as a Firefly class transport, Choo smilied. Finally being able to get off this dirtball they called a moon.

Walking up to the what could only be the entrance ramp Choo knocked on the nearest bulkhead.

"Hello?" Choo called. "I'm here about the passenger-" Choo was cut off as something dangerous and lead like hit him, just as everthing went slighlty...blurry....and..... black like...

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

13

Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:05 PM

Right. Can't taste anything. For a second, I thought...

"Better head back to the ship. This fresh air's making my head spin," he says to nobody, cutting through the town, arriving at the docks.

The trader that he had bumped into at the bazaar was lying near a bulkhead, blood pumping from a bullet wound.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

'Some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of you..' -Professor Hubert E. Farnsworth

BIGWOLF18

Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:23 PM

*wolf kaylee and john walked up to kaylees papas house.*

wolf" man, this is weired, i havent been here for 10 years."

kaylee" 4 for me."

john" 12."

*before they even touched the door handle, the door flew open and liseria jumped into kaylees arms.*

kaylee" hey there lil' sis."

liseria awnsered in her southern voice through a stream of happy tears.

liseria" kaylee, its so good to see you!"

kaylee" good to see ypou too lis'"

*liseria turned to wolf*

*SLAP*

wolf" OW! what the hell was that for?"

liseria" you! leaving kaylee all alone! she was here for 6 years before she got over you and got on that ship!"

*liseria turned to john*

*SLAP*

john" OW!"

liseria" you just dissapeard! where did you go! what happend to you! what the hell did you think you were doing!"

john" when i find out ill tell you"

*wolf a john, still holding their sore faces, got smothered by a double hug by liseria*

*a voice came from inside the house*

"now comon i thought I was marrying you."

*liseria pulled away from wolf and john anfd put one arm round this new man*

liseria" this here is bill, we're gettin married!"

kaylee" im so happy for you!"

*bill shook hands with john and wolf in turn, wolf gave john a look, this guy looked like the only thinking he could do was line up all five brain cells in a cerebral grunt.*

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, antonio banderas, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK

Saturday, July 15, 2006 10:28 PM

'Well ithe the name of Buddha was I thinking when I said I'd come' John thought as he sat next to Bill the idiot who couldn't seem to take his hands off Liseria's butt. He went through hugs from Ma and question from Pa. Pa already knew why he left John could never lie to Pa. John finally tunned into the conversation when he heard his name brought up

"You want me to stand up front"

"You are my brother" Still thought of as a brother that made him feel better and he remained feeling better until he saw the ungliest suits he had ever seen. One of which he would be expected to wear

johnttf

13

Saturday, July 15, 2006 10:32 PM

(OoC: Antonio Banderas? Where'd that come from? Whatever.)

Regretting his decision to come back to the ship, 13 managed to leave without Ertia, Pain or Jayne noticing him.

Should check out that wedding.

Concentrating his ears, 13 can make out the familiar sound of Kaylee's voice. Using the sound as a guide, he made his way to the Frye house.

"Um, hello," Liseria answers, staring at 13. "Exactly who are you?"

Realizing he hasn't cleaned up or treated his wounds since the Britannia, 13 trys to explain.

"It's alright, Lis. He's a friend," Wolf's voice calls from the inside of the house.

Still looking doubty, Liseria reluctantly allows 13 in.

"Xie xie," he mutters.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

'Some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of you..' -Professor Hubert E. Farnsworth

DRPAIN

Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:23 PM

*Pain felt someone tap his shoulder and turned around. Jayne stood there, pointed to the man slumped beside the bulkhead and said*

I'm thinkin' we gots a problem.

*Pain said to Ertia*

Well I think that's enough shootin' for one day.

*Pain turned back to Jayne and said as Ertia let out a gasp*

Lets get him to the infirmary now before he bleeds out.

*Jayne grunted as the two mercs lifted up the man and carried him to the infirmary. Simon saw them come in and place the man on the counter. Simon sighed and said*

What happened?

*Jayne shook his head and replied*

Dunno I jus' found 'im slumped in the corner with a gunshot wound.

*Simon raised an eyebrow as Jayne said*

Well don't look at me I didn't do it this time.

*Simon replied*

Alright I'll work on him. Just stay out of the way.

*Jayne replied as Pain and Ertia stood outside*

Suit yerself doc.

*Jayne stepped out and said to Ertia as Simon went to work patching up the man*

Well looks like we're cuttin' yer lessons short.

*Ertia sighed and said*

It's ok perhaps we can continue some other time.

*Pain kissed Ertia on the head and replied*

Count on it babe.

*The three of them went outside, Pain and Jayne taking down the crates while Ertia took the guns in. Ertia thought to herself as she brought in the various weapons*

Well at least now I have some training. Sure liked to have trained some more though.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

BIGWOLF18

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:18 AM

*wolf watched as 13 came in, covered in scars and blood from britania.*

13" ooh, wats cookin'?"

pa" who might you be?"

wolf" its ok papa, he's with us."

kaylee" no he's not!"

*kaylee pushed 13 bodily out of the house."

13" hey, get of me!"

*kaylee pushed him out the door.*

*13 dusted himself off*

13" hrumph!"

*13 walked away defiantly.*

kaylee" sorry but he's a bit of a nuisance."

ma" WHO WANTS PIE!"

*ma handed out slices of pie and they all dug in.*

13, antonio banderas is one of my favourite actors. i've got nothin. but i do like pie!

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, antonio banderas, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

BIGWOLF18

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:22 AM

bout tim for a new thread? if so, can i do it?

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, antonio banderas, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:33 AM

give it six more posts I think, and where am I?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

EXPERIMENT62

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:34 AM

i vote for new thread and for dogface doing it! oh, and i like pie too!

*they had landed and 62 crawled out of his hidey-hole. he cautiosly made his way out of the cargo bay and onto three-hills.*

62" hmm, never been here before!"

*he used his highly sencative nose and found 13*

13" there you are, wondering where you got to, *sigh* we're the same, you and me!"

*62 struggled to escape the arms of this clearly insane cyborg.*

13" both got no parents to speak of, both bionic, both only got numbers for a name for that matter!"

62" wat u talkin' bout freak-man! me no-no go be like u! me my own person!"

*62 poked him in the eye and ran towards the big house with the metal bits in the front, it smelled like people he knew, the greasy one and the wolf, also some he didn't know. well he would know them soon, he cralwed throgh an open window and started to look for fun.*

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RAGLESCHFLUGLE!!

BIGWOLF18

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:47 AM

*wolf exused himself and made his way up to the bathroom.*

62" teeheehee"

wolf" wat are you doing here"

62" fun!"

*he was playing with a bar of soap.*

*he tried to eat it*

wolf" no, bad monkey. this is important, ther is no way im gonna let you ruin this for me or for kaylee and espesially not for lisa.do you understand?"

62" yeah,yeah,yeah"

*wolf walked back downstairs, leaving 62 splyuttering with a bar of cheap soap in his mouth.*

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, antonio banderas, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

EXPERIMENT62

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:54 AM

*wolf went down the stairs and 62 tried to spit out the bubbles that were now frothing out of his nose. he finally did it and looked for something else to do.*

62" wat dis place?"

*he walked into a room with colourful pictures and peices of machinary all over the floor.*

62" hmm"

*after finding out that he couldent eat, hurt or talk to anything in there he tried a different room. this one had barely anything in it, a few knives on the wall, a bluse sun tee-shirt. he realised that it was the room of the john-in-the-box. he messed it up.

62" teeheehee!"

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RAGLESCHFLUGLE!!

DRPAIN

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:55 AM

Guy you're on the heist with Mal, Zoe, and Fly.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

BIGWOLF18

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:59 AM

*mal zoe guy and fly carefully began ther plan.*

i dont actally know wat the plan is so im sorry if i cant be very descriptive.i just wanted to show that there is something going on other than the troll messing things up

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, antonio banderas, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:01 AM

100th post, new thread time! I need a little guidance, can't make a plan on my own, need Fly's help

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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