THE FORSAKEN - Here There Be Dragons

POSTED BY: PhoenixRose
UPDATED: Tuesday, July 18, 2006 16:33
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PHOENIXROSE

Monday, July 17, 2006 9:37 AM (P)

You and your Madagascar and your lemurs and your freaky flying phoenix lemurs!
Have you seen the movie Madagascar? I love the dancing lemurs; they are my favorite things!
Anyway, heres a lemur baby for ya.

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EMMARIGBY

Monday, July 17, 2006 10:13 AM (P)

Oh my god! It's been got by the Hand of Blue guys!
Everyone, we have to rescue the Lemur!

Don't let them get Mort!

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Hissssssssss!

PHOENIXROSE

Monday, July 17, 2006 10:35 AM (P)

Aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
*Swoops down and scoops up Mort*
I just wanna dunk him in my coffee...
*cuddle cuddle*

And Arcadia, I forgot to say, you should post more! We luvs new Forsaken!

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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Monday, July 17, 2006 11:12 AM (P)

I'm not really a forsaken (haven't cut my hand or anything like that) but I post from time to time

my clones are ready for the lemur search and rescue op!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

PENGUIN

Monday, July 17, 2006 1:41 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:

I just wanna dunk him in my coffee...
*cuddle cuddle*

You're going to EAT him?!?!?!?

PENGUIN

Monday, July 17, 2006 1:45 PM (P)

Good morning Forsaken!

TRISTAN

Monday, July 17, 2006 1:48 PM (P)

Good morning, fellow Forsaken!

Hmm, lemurs, rum, and coffee...I'll be over near the pyre trying to figure that one out...

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PENGUIN

Monday, July 17, 2006 1:50 PM (P)

TRISTAN

Monday, July 17, 2006 1:53 PM (P)

Emma, where, praytell, are you going that has lemurs? Another wild and exciting "field trip"? And pictures...we're going to want pictures...

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PENGUIN

Monday, July 17, 2006 2:14 PM (P)

Psst...read the Imponderables thread!

TRISTAN

Monday, July 17, 2006 2:22 PM (P)

Penguin, yep, got that. The internet has not been functioning all that well at home (if I hear "scheduled maintenance" one more time...), so I have been quick-reading to get caught up. See, if I just read things before I post, I would do much better...and on a thread I spend most of my time on, too! Oy! The humanity!
Thanks again.

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PAGANPAUL

Monday, July 17, 2006 2:54 PM (P)

Suggestion for next thread...

THE FORSAKEN - Here There Be Lemurs

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

PDCHARLES

Monday, July 17, 2006 4:34 PM (P)

Morning Forsaken...

What’s on the agenda for today?

Shall it be...

Glutinous consumption
Make believe battles
Waves and waves of endless emoticons…
We could bring back TRS smashing or at least make some food out of him (tee hee, emailer)
PARTAY: this may or may not include nekkid pyre dancing (check with your travel agent)

Any good forsakeny stories from the weekend?

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 4:36 PM (P)

Hey wait a minute! I see a whole lot of new-to-the-Forsaken and yet I do not see nekkid pyre dancing or the letting of blood as a sacrifice to ME the FORSAKEN GODDESS

*FMF stamps foot and procedes to make the dreaded "foo-foo" face*

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 4:38 PM (P)

*giggle giggle*

I can neither confirm nor deny any knowledge of who or howmany teens might have used 96 rolls of TP on the exMrFMF's new bigamistskankywifes house.

Twas not I!

*FMF does a dance of joy nekkid around her pyre*

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 4:39 PM (P)

curse the dreaded double post. A POX upon it and a fatwah and other "burn in hell" kind of things!

EMMARIGBY

Monday, July 17, 2006 5:06 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:

Aaah! These are shiny! Tanks Penguin, you make me grin lots!
I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Not calmed down yet!)

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Hissssssssss!

PDCHARLES

Monday, July 17, 2006 5:08 PM (P)

lets see what I have fun in my magical SAC.

*PD dives in.* clank, ding, ruffle, shake...

PD:(to himself): handbaskets? No, we're already here. fruit? plenty out there. hey, legos... just put this here and.... oh yeah, * back to searching* The Lassiter… peeps will just fight over it. Ahhh Hah! Widje Board… anybody know of anyone down here, besides us, we can contact.

Lemme try…

Board: “We’re sorry… u must dial 666 when dialing this number. Please hang up and try again.

PD: Oh…

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 5:15 PM (P)

Oooh

can we make crank calls on that thing? Call Hitler and ask him if he has Dr. Pepper in a can?

PDCHARLES

Monday, July 17, 2006 5:42 PM (P)

Sure... go for it.

*beep beep beep beep*

Just rying to figure out how to hang this thing up.

PD: (thinking) nekkid dancing is not helping with the whole concentration thing.

PDCHARLES

Monday, July 17, 2006 5:47 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:

I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Not calmed down yet!)

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Hissssssssss!

If you don't see them, will you Cuscus?

Damn! *turning off cheese switch*

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 5:55 PM (P)

*FMF dances by PD and drapes her vells all around him* (now where'd the veils come from?)

PDCHARLES

Monday, July 17, 2006 5:58 PM (P)

veils from hell.... muuuhhaa ahah ahah ahah!

Widje wha? Widje who?

PD: (robotic) Must dance now... must dance now...

OOKAMIKAWAHARA

Monday, July 17, 2006 6:02 PM (P)

Alright FMF you got your wish.
Start the drum roll boys cause its time to do the
nakkid pyre dancing. After the dance I will be back w/ the Japanese ladies enjoying sushi alacart(sp?) style. Ah hell if I'm not on picket duty or bantering w/ the Forsaken then I'm a few threads back and from time to time you all might have to pull me away from my lovely dishes. Enjoy and Kirin beer all around.
mata, Ookami yori

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 7:33 PM (P)

TRISTAN

Monday, July 17, 2006 7:39 PM (P)

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 7:42 PM (P)

OOKAMIKAWAHARA

Monday, July 17, 2006 7:44 PM (P)

Dance dance and more dance

mata, Ookami yori

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 7:50 PM (P)

PDCHARLES

Monday, July 17, 2006 8:00 PM (P)

Whiskey swig
Dancer's sweat
Pull her close
off all bets...

party time
feel sublime
crack my beer
pass the lime...

dats right poetic purgatory

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 8:03 PM (P)

dancing hard
party harder
wish I had a time retarder

PDCHARLES

Monday, July 17, 2006 8:06 PM (P)

through sheer will
time stands still
gettin hot
melting steel

MSG

Monday, July 17, 2006 8:14 PM (P)

Hey penguin got you beat...it's 104-105 degree today...though I'd bet NV can top that easily:)

oooh happy new bed dancin ( mattress delivery is fun!)

ok it's a king so pile in everyone

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 8:17 PM (P)

like a white night on his steed
you have performed a noble deed
I worry though about your plight
I do not think that time is light
If you should pull a muscle
to the ER we will have to hustle

PDCHARLES

Monday, July 17, 2006 8:18 PM (P)

I'm swimming through humidity....

pillow fight!!!!

PENGUIN

Monday, July 17, 2006 8:27 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Hey penguin got you beat...it's 104-105 degree today...though I'd bet NV can top that easily:)

It's only 97 here...maybe I should get a sweater! lol

NVGHOSTRIDER

Monday, July 17, 2006 8:47 PM (P)

Pokes in head: Hope its safe for demon namesakes and the like.

120 in town. Sign is hung near the road so its kinda like cheating.

Rolled over eight acres of alfalfa Sunday by hand. Didn't find out until this morning that it was 107 in my part of the valley. The eighty degree low is a bit chilly.

"Better dead and cool
Than alive and uncool."

TRISTAN

Monday, July 17, 2006 9:12 PM (P)

We're sitting around 94 or so here, but with a heat index of 106 and a humidity of about 110%. Step outside and instant sweat...sucks. I miss living in Phoenix...like NV's 120 degrees. Yes, but it's a dry heat!

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, July 17, 2006 9:16 PM (P)

*FMF ducks the pillow thrown at her and chucks back a water pillow*

one of the Forsaken TM

PDCHARLES

Monday, July 17, 2006 9:26 PM (P)

*PD turns around... SPLASH...*

Alright you got me... WAIT! Look the Underworld Overlord is back... Dumps cooler on FMFs head... runs like the wind.

T - Humidity:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
If someone could please get that cheese switch for me.

No worries NV, Your my kinda demon...

heat rising
water flyin
cool me off
keep from dying...

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 1:46 AM (P)

*FMF looks at the puddle at her feet* PUDDLE PUDDLE! *she starts dancing and splashing water on everyone in the thread*

one of the Forsaken TM

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 1:55 AM (P)

Oh. Water.

Shiny.

PHOENIXROSE

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 7:22 AM (P)

*wakes up and runs screaming from water*
Nooooooo! It will douse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 9:58 AM (P)

That's alright PR, I have some petrol balloons to throw at you (sorry, I mean gasolene!)
Not so fun for the rest of us though!

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Hissssssssss!

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 12:25 PM (P)

*The water and fire produce more and more steam. PD wrapped in a white towel and sporting flops, kicks back on a rock ledge and reads the newspaper.*

Hmmm.... 21 down... 6th level of Hell
... 6th level of Hell
*PD pulls one corner down.*

Morning Forsaken

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 12:38 PM (P)

Ahhh steam bath, why didn't we think of this sooner. Needs something tho! *FMF claps her hands and skantily clad, firmly toned individuals both male and female appear - proferring treats and massages to all who care to partake*

Muuuuuuch better

edit: Now this is SPECIAL HELL!

one of the Forsaken TM

PHOENIXROSE

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 12:44 PM (P)

Massage?
*beckons a few fire-resistant individuals over*
Oh, that's just what I needed...

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TRISTAN

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 1:03 PM (P)

*wanders into the thread wearing his bathrobe and carrying a steaming mug of coffee*

Morning, Fellow Forsaken!

Oooh, massages!

*makes himself comfortable near the pyre and partakes of the ministrations of one of the scantily-clad female masseuses*

Yep, that's the ticket.

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PAGANPAUL

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 2:01 PM (P)

*sticks head out of the wooden lodge*

Hey all, anyone up for a sweat lodge? It's already steamy and hot enough in here, so hop on in. Maybe you'll get a vision or two while we're here.

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

MSG

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 2:29 PM (P)

ooooh steam bath mmmmm. Hey guys I think there's a jacuzzi on the 8th level of hell. Think we should decend a bit further?
oh a check of the weather let's see what temp it will be today...oh look our 5th consecutive day over 100:) apparently 5 more days and we will tie with the record of 10 consecutive days in 100+ degrees..which was set 2 years ago. See we told you this global warming thing was all in your imagination

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

PAGANPAUL

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 4:26 PM (P)

A nice jacuzzi after the sweat lodge would be shiny! I'll meet y'all there!

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

PHOENIXROSE

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 4:33 PM (P)

New home before I go to sleep: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=22384&m=341892#341892

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