The Resurrected Dance and Llama Shaving Partay, Part E-3
POSTED BY: RMMC
UPDATED: Friday, August 25, 2006 11:58
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The last thread got a bit long to load again, so here we are: a nice new spiff home!
The llamas are back in their pen (room) newly washed and partially shaved.
The door to the room will now only open for humans.
The buffet is all shiny and good, lots of strawberries and a chocolate fountain.
And the music? Right now, it's The Clash, but the jukebox'll play just about anything.
♪Bop 'til you drop♪
Oh, the old thread is here: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22420
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Can I decorate their pen? (Blatent excuse to repost an image I was so proud of creating. Yes, yes, I'm only just learning how to use photoshop... badly!)
If they are happy and free range in their pen they may be less inclined to break loose again!
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Hissssssssss!
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Good idea, Emma! We may also want to finish shaving them as it's kinda warm out.
Don't worry about the photoshop...I'm in the early learning stage myself.
We can have a bad photoshop art contest! 
Actually, you llama shot looks good. I like it!
*shimmy* *shimmy*
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*wheels fumarole carefully into
thread, watching floor for signs
of independent eyebrows and other
detritus*
Well, it's nice to have an easy
loading par-tay thread again.
Thought you'd like
the fumarole for making banana boats
and s'mores. Had to have it in the
shop for some time after all that
stuff got into it, but I'm guaranteed
the belching is over and we're back
to an easily controlled slow emission.
I'm all in favor of llama shots. Just
tell me what's in them...
*goes to bar to inspect liquor supply*
ßun
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*comes in and hears a growling sound*
couldn't be, could it?
hey, uh, guys, I think we might have a piece of feral facial hair in here.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
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*peers at growling thingy*
Wasn't that 13's?
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yeah, I think so
*between his teeth* somebody get the Nair
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Can't. We used it all on the llamas.
*hairy bit leaps over Guy and scurries behind the jukebox where it continues to growl*
Agile little sucker ain't it?
I think we're listening to the Ramones for a bit longer.
♪I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetery,
Don't want to live my life again.♪
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Woah! You got lip-ferrets loose in here? I only stopped in for a drink...
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SpaceAnJL asked:
Saturday, July 29, 2006 09:56
Woah! You got lip-ferrets loose in here? I only stopped in for a drink...
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I'll make you a llama shot if I can
find all the stuff.
*tinkly rattling of bottles*
Where's the chicha?
Gotta have chicha for a proper llama
shot...
ð¿ð
bun, not letting ferrets give her
any lip...
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*runs in at the sound of tinckling bottles...*
"Did I hear someone say Llama Shots - yay! Please may I have a Llama Shot? I don't care what's in them - I gotta go back to work tomorrow! ...
I need somethin' to dull the pain!"
*At the blank expressions* "Ah... OK - 13's rogue eyebrow didn't mention the invite..." *looks slightly embarassed*
"Uh OK - lets start again - Hi, I'm Magdalena but I answer to Magda and ... er, hmph... I brought some Chicha with me..."
*offers said bottle to Floral Bunny tentatively*
"I love my Captain!"
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*the bun straightens up from where she
has been crouching near the wall alongside
the jukebox. the growling noise has been
stifled. the bun waves a pan triumphantly.*
Nothing like a dollop of sticky wax
heated on the fumarole to handle Problem
Hair.
*inspects magda's proffered bottle*
"Finest Andean Chicha, chewed by Peruvian
virgins."
Yeppers. This be the stuff. Now for the
other ingredients.
*clinking noises*
ah, mescal...and...
*splashing and
the sound of the blender*
Here ya go, Magda! Enjoy the worm.
abstemious until a later hour bun
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Er...worm?
I think I'll stick to vegitarian drinks, no offence meant, bun.
Worms....? At least they'll die happy, I suppose.
Thanks for taking care of the rogue hair! Time to change music! How 'bout some Elvis Costello?
*goes over to the jukebox and hits a button*
♪You better do as you are told. You better listen to the radio!♪
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I've got foamy hats!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
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Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
I've got foamy hats!
I hope you've got lots of 'em, 'cause the llamas want 'em.
*rumble**rumble**rumble* *CRASH*
Man, I'm glad we reinforced the llama pen.
*shimmy**shimmy**bop**bop*
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"knocks" I have a delivery here ...one llama bath for a RMMC
also one truckload llama food
am I in the right place?
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*back braced against llama pen door*
Um....can ya put it in that room over there? ----->
I'm a bit tied up at the moment...or I will be if I move.
Help!
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*fires 3 rounds over the llama heads*
that'll quiet 'em.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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*the bun dons a foamy hat but thinks
it smells suspiciously like llama shampoo*
RMMC, not to worry about the worm. It
comes in the mescal. We don't run it
through the blender. You can always pick
it out and put it in someone else's drink.
Con permiso, of course. Heh.
Who ordered all the llama stuff?
WHO?
Haven't we been through enough with these wild
animals?
*goes to join RMMC against the door but still
manages a sort of shimmy-shimmy-shimmy*
:::::bun all foamy:::::
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
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maybe we should sell whatever fur/wool we shave off of them.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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Don't look at me. Thanks to certain posts, folks seem to think they all belong to me.
Dunno who's payin' for that stuff either. it's not like I got the money.
Thanks for helpin' bun!
*THUD**THUD**THUD*
Does it seem to you they're gettin' a mite bit rambunctious as of late?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
maybe we should sell whatever fur/wool we shave off of them.
I was gonna spin it and seel it, but we had such a hard time and then somehow five gallons of Nair got dumped on 'em in the tubs. The fur's no longer sellable.

Thanks for trying with the gun, but I think they just paused to duck.
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Yuck
I need a shower, just thinking about wet llamas is smelly!

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Oy! Busted!
I collected bags of wool from the
earlier episode and have been trading
it for goodies for the Newbie buffet
up in the galley.
Can't always sweet-talk a rustic berry-
farmer fresh into town with his latest
crop.
Can't always sneak up behind and give
him a gentle bop on the head, either.
So now you have my secret. The Nair is
a disaster.
May have to give up my life of semi-crime.
*thud thud thud*
*shimmy shimmy shimmy*
Man, oh man, those beasties lay down a
good beat, don't they?
&¿&
bun
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Aw, heck what's a little crime amongst friends? 
I was wonderin' how we could afford these digs. Nice plan. Pity about the Nair.
*!* Maybe we could take pictures an try to pass 'em off as a new breed -- naked mole llamas -- and sell tickets for folks to look at 'em!!
*THUD* *KER-THUD* *CRACK*
Um...did someone give them battering rams...?
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*wanders into thread holding pictures of naked mole llamas*
Hey, somebody in a Jayne hat just sold these to me on the street, said I should come in here ...
*looks at strange Nair-ed llamas, who are now getting even more excited by the pictures*
Uh ... Hmmm.
*sees threat to his picture investment and leans back against the llama-gate*
Hold! We hold!
*KUH-THUMP* *BANG* *DOIYOIYOIYOIYOING*
Look out for small pieces of flying llama-gate!
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YEA!!! Thanks Trogman! Hey, bun, we've got reinforcements! Now if we can just get air support...
*THUD* *THUD* *BAMBAMBAM*
*crickets*
Um....why does this feel like the calm before the storm?
♪Don't let the sun go down on me♪
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ooooh oooooh me me I know I know *FMF raises hand and jumps up and down in the international language of "I really know the answer:*
because its calm and there is gonna be a storm

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Everybody got your stun blasters?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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Stun blasters? We got stun blasters?
*checks and finds none on her person*
How come I don't got one?
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procurement error *hands RMMC a stun blaster* better?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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Hey there!
Glad to see the part-ay is continuing, throughout the summer of serenity! In terms of money... well... *eh hem* *goes back behind door* I may need a little help with this... *drags huge bags* um yeah so there is some cash in here. Just do not ask where it came from. You really really do not want to know, you know plausible deniability and all.
And if anyone comes in here, shifty fellow, with a bowler hat, cockney accent and bad fashon sense .. and asks for me, just tell him you have not seen me in the past few months.
So llamas getting restless? Lets change the music for a bit of wind down. How about some coldplay? Plays "the message"
"And I am not going to stand and wait... not going to leave it till its much too late.. nothing on my own.. not going to take the message back..."
Ohh this is soo calming... i almsot want to nap...*yawns* goes and sleeps on a sleeping bag.
*gets up a bit* Just dont spend all of that money at once! Do not need to raise suspicions! especially from the gov't, lord knows they are worse than The Operative when it comes to claiming taxes.
*goes back to sleep even with the whole llama ruckus and stun blasters blasting*
Prakash
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OMG!!! Nekkid pix of mole thingies!
Bags of cash of unknown provenance!
The scandal! It's -- it's LLAMAGATE!
(No, no battering *rams* she said,
sheepishly...)
Bend an elbow.
Blast a stun.
We aim to miss your behavior...
bun on a stun run, blasted
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Cover me, I can't resist
*proceeds to die Kurya's hair stripes of hot pink and vomit green, then shaves off his eyebrows in stripes leaving half of the eyebrows left, but in stripey patches*
okay, I done now
*stuns a llama and hog-ties him*
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OMG NOT coldplay! ANYTHING but them - hot needles in my eye - anything!
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*fires a few stun-blaster shots at llamas, and at Coldplay*
Oh no. Not LLAMAGATE! Well, I guess we have to appoint a Special Prosecutor to investigate ... but who? ... AH, I've got the perfect candidate!
*makes murmuring cell phone call*
*Niska walks in, picks up an especially turbulent llama by the fluffy parts*
"So, llama, have you read the works of Shan Yu?"
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Ok WHO let the Penguins get into the Mudders Milk?
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Yea! My very one stun blaster! I shall hug it and pet it and squeeze it and call it 'George.'
*looks at llama pieces*
I thought we were just suppose to stun them. Now we'll have PETA and SPCL after us. As if the possibility of Badger showing up weren't enough.
*girly screams emit from llama pen*
What the...? *RMMC goes over to pen, looks and blanches*
Apparently the llamas have read Shan Yu and were a bit quicker than Mr. Niska.
*girly screams continue*
Perhaps we ought to have some workmen come in and re-reinforce the door with titanium while the llamas are busy with their new "toy."
*looks at Kurya*
Guy, guy, guy. That's a heck of a payback for all this lovely cash. *looks in bag* Nice lovely unmarked cash. *daydreams briefly of Aruba and Mal and Simon in briefs*
Um...maybe I ought to find some nice safe place for my....er, this cash, okay?
*sigh* Okay, okay, put the ruttin' guns down already.
So, what about Llamagate? I propose that anyone who asks about it is shown to the llama gate over yonder---->
What do ya'll think?
Oh...I kinda like Coldplay. But...since the majority is armed and testy, how about Santana?
♪Oh it's just like the ocean, under the moon, it's the same sweet emotion that I get from you.♪
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We've got penguins? I mean other than Penguin our resident emoticon wizard?
Hey, if they get drunk enough can we use 'em for bowling pins? 
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naw, but maybe we can put them on televisions and blow them up
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Oh, dear. That'll really get us in trouble with PETA.
'Sides, they're too cute to blow up.
How about letting Magical Trevor use 'em?
*giggle*
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Yes! I vote Santana.
And maybe a little Dead?
Now: Who be Magical Trevor?
*ducks*
*penguins*
*llamas*
bun out of the loop
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*tosses a chocolate cream pie at FloralBunny*
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*Magdalena wakes up from the corner behind the bags of cashy money where she passed out after her first Llama Shot with worm*
"Hey! What the...??? Who threw a cream... mmmmmm... chocolate cream pie? ... never mind...!! "
*Slurping noises coming from behind the bags of cashy money...*
"Oh, By the way!..."
*Magdalean stands abruptly startling penguins and revealing chocolate cream pie all over her face...*
"...has anyone seen about 5 gallons of Nair?... I was going to trade them for strawberries coz I met this really hairy strawberry farmer who couldn't get a girl to... er... never mind that. Has anyone seen the Nair"
*looks innocently at the assembled partay people who are staring back in varying degrees of amazement, disbelief and general lost-for-words-ness*
"I love my Captain!"
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well, that figures, cause somehow it all got dumped on the llamas
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Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Now: Who be Magical Trevor?
*ducks*
*penguins*
*llamas*
This be Magical Trevor: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
♪Everybody loves Magical Trevor...♪
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*RMMC watches chocolate pies fly by*
I ain't cleanin' it up this time. No, sir.
*intercepts a pie without losing contents*
I'm off for dessert. 
*exits to ladies spa*
*enters spa area, puts pie in 'fridge and goes for a nice long soak.*
Ahhh....much better. And to make it best? *picks up remote control and hit a couple of buttons. The soundtrack from BDM begins to play softly*
That'll do it.
*sigh*
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*sneakily lets inquisitive llama into ladies spa*
(insert troublemaking laugh here)
*squeals of shock ensue as llama investigates soaking places*
*RMMC throws pie at Trogman*
*splat*
Yum!
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*the bun uses magic to turn airborne
chocolate cream pie into chocolate cream
cheese Kahlua pie*
*snags pie before it can splat*
*whips out small, concealable weapon
(fork) and begins to consume pie directly
from pan*
Thanks! This is really yummy. All it
needs is a few strawberries on top.
*ignores snoopy llamas*
*shimmy-shimmy-shimmy bop bop bop*
bun
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*wet nekkid RMMC stalks over to Trogman and puts pie down his pants and points inquisitive and very hungry llama at him*
Grrrr....never interrupt a woman in a spa. Especially one who's hormonal.
*Trogman runs out of ladies spa with hungry llama in pursuit*
Huh. Boy does move fast, I'll give him that.
*showers off and get back in spa*
Ahhhhh.....
*closes eyes and leans back only just jump up in shock, slip and slide across the floor as music from 'Magical Trevor' is piped in.*
ACK!!!!
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(LMAO!)
*throws cholocate-y pants at llama, which proceeds to get very Niksa-y with them*
*llama slurping sounds*
I liked those pants.
*puts on fresh pair*
Bun, can I join in on that pie?
*vows never to disturb RMMC Mighty Spa Woman again*
*at least, not until more llamas arrive*
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That's not far off, because I just found an order confermation form for 'Ralph' the Wonder Llama, 6 Venezuelan Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, and 76000 Battery Llamas from 'Llama Fresh Farms Ltd' near Paraguay
I DEMAND to know who sent it!!!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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*FMF enters with a dejected look*
The slip-n-slide is out of commission. All I could find was this and it will have to do.

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*RMMC comes out of spa wearing chenille bathrobe with her hair dripping, opens her mouth, and hears Guy say:
Quote:
That's not far off, because I just found an order confermation form for 'Ralph' the Wonder Llama, 6 Venezuelan Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, and 76000 Battery Llamas from 'Llama Fresh Farms Ltd' near Paraguay
I DEMAND to know who sent it!!!
*Her jaw drops in shock*
We've got HOW many more llamas coing here?
*blink* *blink*
*turns around and heads back to the women's spa*
I'll be in the spa...for the next several years.
*exits and sounds heard of door being locked, and sounds of heavy items being dragged*
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well, while I wait for someone to 'fess up, I'm taking my llama assistants behind the curtain
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Llama burgers anyone?

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*hearing this the llamas manage to break free of the pen and stampede after FMF*
*sets up shop and begins to build once more*
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*FMF sees the stampede and wraps herself in her Acme Llama-Free force field*
Damn Llama's. I will just have to wait here til they get tired of bouncing off this force field. Good thing I brought the margarita's
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*the llamas scoff and continue charging*
*Guy peeks out from behind the curtain*
FMF didn't you ever watch the roadrunner and coyote cartoons? Acme's stuff never works for long
*gets back to work*
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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Ah, but Guy you underestimate the lure of the FMF
*FMF holds out her hand and the Llamas start purring like cats and butting their heads against her side*
*smirk*smirk*
Dragons are my friend and so are Llamas
*Whispers into the Llama ears around her and the Llamas return quietly to their pen*
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why didn't you do that when they were loose?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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Cause
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*beeping of a truck*
Driver: yeah, I got an order for some 76,000 llamas
me: yeah, umm, can you tell me who placed it?
Driver: yeah, just a sec' I got a picture of the person right here *takes a good long look* yeah, it was her *points at FMF*
me: FMF, why did you send for so many llamas?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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*RMMC peeks out of spa, spots the 76,000+ llamas and slams the door again. the sounds of many bolts being thrown can be heard over the new furry arrivals*
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RMMC--Waving "hi" from Pennsic on a laptop temporarily stolen from a campmate
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I'm baaaAAAAAAck!
*eyes 76,000 llamas* And apparently you guys have been busy....FMF, what was going through your head? We're gonna have to get another whole pen to hold this lot!
But I've been busy too! My little brother is now an official Browncoat!!! We watched the whole series while we were at the beach and now he runs around with his toy pistol saying he's Mal and he's fighting the Feds and his room is "base camp." He sings the Fruity Oaty Bar song all the time too, and he uses "shiny" and "gorram" in every day conversation. And I'm getting him on here really soon!

You're in the SCA, RMMC? Me TOO! Only my parents aren't and I'm not old enough to be at events without them yet (something about medical liability...) so I can't go to Pennsic. Is it as much fun as everyone says?
*pours herself a tall glass of sugary drink* It feels good to be home.
Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!
Morwen
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Where did everybody go? *confusion*
Well, while I'm waiting....*puts on the Pirates of the Caribbean themesong dance remix*
*slyly bumbs thread as she goes to the dance floor*
Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!
Morwen
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well, I have been chasing FMF to make her tell me why she ordered so many llamas
*puts on "never surrender" by Nile Rodgers and Nataraj*
this is track nine on the Halo 2 volume 1 CD, just so you know
*begins dancing*
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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oh, and by the way, the new slip-n-slide is ready.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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Morwen
Do not believe everything Guy tells you. He has been into the mudders milk again.
AND he is a dirty rotten thingy stealer!
Guy - YOU don't have the slip-n-slide permit! I do


We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!
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If you say so, FMF. 
Woot! Slip-n-Slide! *runs towards Slip-n-Slide, trips, falls flat on her face and slides all the way before crashing into the pool thingy at the end* Ow...that sort of hurt. But it was fun anyway! *puts on The Clash and goes back for more thrilling slip-n-sliding heroics*
Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!
Morwen
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Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Do not believe everything Guy tells you. He has been into the mudders milk again.
I'm allergic to that stuff, if I drink it, I die.
The truck driver pointed you out as the llama order-er.
Quote:
Guy - YOU don't have the slip-n-slide permit! I do
well fine then!
*destroys the special slip-n-slide that he worked so hard to creat muttering "some ppl just don't appreciate the hard work that goes into making one of these" who's special abilities he was going to reveal later, and in the commotion the one that FMF brought is crushed out of existence by falling debris*
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
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why did everyone leave???
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*loud snort from behind the bags of cashy money... Magdalena suddenly stands up in the same location...*
'Wha.. Huh? Everyone left...?
I must've been asleep for a while then... any more chocolate cream pie?
I'll just make myself another one of those... nah, never mind... gimme some mudders milk...
Hello Guy! What's with the extra llama's? Any ideas?'
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Well, according to the delivery guy, they were ordered by FMF, but she claims she had nothing to do with it.
and..... *waves his hands* chocolate cream pie for all!!!
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*sounds of locks being thrown back and the door to the ladies spa opens*
Did you say chocolate cream pie?!
WHOOT!
*nabs a pie and begins munching it*
Oh yeah, I'm back!!
Morwen...actually I'm not in the SCA. I just have lots of friends who are and Pennsic is open to all, so I go and help merchant. Ya just gotta dress properly for it. And yes, it is as much fun as folks say. Even when there's torrentials rains, unrelenting heat and bitter cold (got a bit of all three this year.)
When you ae old enough to go, let me know! What Kingdom are ya in anyway? I be in MidRealm, were I a real Scadian. 
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RMMC
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*poke* *poke*
Where is everyone?
*RMMC looks about in confusion*
My, I go away for a few weeks and everyone forgets to put the music on.
*wanders over to the jukebox and puts Iron Butterfly on with a wicked grin*
♪In a garden of Eden baby, don't you know that I'm lovin' you...♪
Oh, by the way...the mosh pit's open again!
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RMMC
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what are you guys talking about?? whatis SCA????
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Hi Guy! *waves*
The SCA is the Socitey for Creative Anachronism. It's a medeival appreciation society. They hold a "war" event once a year called 'Pennsic' which is were I've been for the past two weeks. Yep, living in a tent in 50-90+ degree weather and wearing medeival clothing. I don't fight however. I help sell stuff like books, stationary, feathers, jewelry and stuffed plague rats.
*looks around at the empty room*
So what happened to our party?
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RMMC
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First, that sounds really cool
Second, you and 13 left, then I got mad at what's been happening and left for awhile, and now everyone's gone, it's the same way in the TPBM thread
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What's this about people leaving the party? This is unacceptable. I have returned from my travels!
Let the festivities commence anew!
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Hissssssssss!
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in order to help with our continued finances I have decided to make a shop where I will sell things that I make.
today's haul: $330,000.00
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