What does Jayne mean in the BDM when he says...

POSTED BY: Smartbutdumbblonde
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 8, 2006 20:03
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SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:04 PM (P)

"my swinging cod"? it is confuzzling me so much!

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PHOENIXROSE

Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:11 PM (P)

From dictionary.com:
Cod 2 definition 2: (archaic) The scrotum.
Sailors and the like particularly would tend to refer to their... stuff this way.

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MAGDALENA

Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:18 PM (P)

Isn't that why the Elizabethan's wore Cod-pieces???

I know... I know... I'm going to bed... it's just that nobody's been posting for hours and now... suddenly... you're all having interesting discussions

Good night..............

"I love my Captain!"

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:22 PM (P)

ah, my suspicions confirmed!
would be he gets most poetical about his pecker!

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Don't you lock up something that you wanted to see fly, hands are for shaking no not tying. Soundgarden
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WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:29 PM (P)

he means his pork sword

JUNIPERJAYNE

Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:47 PM (P)

*snork* His pork sword? Hahahahahahaha hilarious.

PENGUIN

Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:48 PM (P)

The cod piece was for protection and aggrandizement.

CRUITHNE3753

Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:55 PM (P)

"Man parts."

ZZETTA13

Sunday, August 6, 2006 4:15 PM (P)

Think you heard it wrong. Think he says "My swinging Cobb. Not very many ppl know this but Adam carried a corn cobb in his back pocket while making the BDM. It was kinda like his lucky charm or something. I was privileged to be 1 of only 7 ppl that knew this. Now the secrect is out.Enjoy this new info SBDB

see ya,lol,Z

LISSA37

Sunday, August 6, 2006 5:13 PM (P)

Interesting, Zzetta13. But, I have to say, I'm curious. How did you get so lucky as to be 1 of only 7 to know something like that? That's cool!

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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

SHINYTRINKET

Sunday, August 6, 2006 6:35 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Smartbutdumbblonde:
"my swinging cod"? it is confuzzling me so much!

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It means exactly what you think it means.

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If you eat a live toad in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you all day.

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Sunday, August 6, 2006 6:38 PM (P)

Oh. Wow. I always thought that it was the name of a weapon. I actually thought he might be referring to the belt of bullets around his shoulder... since it swings when he walks...

*is very innocent*

ZZETTA13

Sunday, August 6, 2006 10:24 PM (P)

LISSA37
I can not devulge the source of how I can find out information about things like this. Well, I could tell you but then I'd have to tickle you to death.I will tell you something that may help you to find out how I do it. I have a cousin that knows Joss' personal cleaning lady. She found the key to his private diary and let me just say I know secrets about the man that would curle you stockings.

Z

ZZETTA13

Sunday, August 6, 2006 10:26 PM (P)

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Oh. Wow. I always thought that it was the name of a weapon.

*is very innocent*

DESKTOPH, in a way it is.

KWICKO

Sunday, August 6, 2006 10:34 PM (P)

It's his cod. As in the parts a codpiece would cover. You know, his "wedding tackle", his undercarriage, his twig-n-berries.

The bullets around his chest are carried in bandoliers.

Mike

Remember, Kiddies, you can't spell "QUAGMIRE" without "I", "R", "A", & "Q"!

RYCE

Sunday, August 6, 2006 10:39 PM (P)

Quote:
Think you heard it wrong. Think he says "My swinging Cobb. Not very many ppl know this but Adam carried a corn cobb in his back pocket while making the BDM. It was kinda like his lucky charm or something. I was privileged to be 1 of only 7 ppl that knew this. Now the secrect is out.Enjoy this new info SBDB

LOL, that'd make sense since Jayne's last name is Cobb...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

STINKINGROSE

Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:18 PM (P)

Cod. Covered by a codpiece (some of them got quite eyecatching and exaggerated). One eyed trouser trout. Third leg: Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
How many nicknames have men come up with for thier dangly bits over the centuries?
There are surely more than for the female equivalent, though the phrase "tickle your fancy" has been less used by me since I learned what it meant at one point.

He could have been keeping a corn cob in his pocket for outhouse emergencies I guess. Just in case they were out of sptoiletpaper?

ZZETTA13

Sunday, August 6, 2006 11:42 PM (P)

rainstick?

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Monday, August 7, 2006 6:41 PM (P)

thanks for all your suggestions, especially yours, zeta, you given me an exceuse to go watch it again, not that I need one!

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PAGANPAUL

Monday, August 7, 2006 7:43 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
You know, his "wedding tackle", his undercarriage, his twig-n-berries.

You forgot to mention his "frank and beans".

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PHOENIXROSE

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 4:11 AM (P)

Isn't there an entire Monty Python song with many, many different names for it?
It's true there's more names for their junk than our junk... But think of how many different words for "breasts" there are. Maybe not quite as many, but a lot.
Point of interest, there are more ways of saying "insane" than any other word in the English language I have found so far.

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MAGDALENA

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 12:12 PM (P)

Oh My!!! LOL!!!

I know we're kindred spirits now! I am known for bits of silly info like that - I'll be sure to mention it next time I find a lull in a conversation...

"There are more ways of saying "insane" than any other word I've found..." he he he

I think I'll have my camera handy to get a look at their faces...

Oh, and ... did anyone mention "man-bits"??

Love you gorgeous Phoenix Rose!!

"I love my Captain!"

PHOENIXROSE

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 12:14 PM (P)

It's true! I'll have to dig up my list again. There are over a hundred, though.
Make sure you post those pictures of the looks on people's faces

All things, oh priests, are on fire - Gautama Siddharta

MAGDALENA

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 12:23 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
It's true! I'll have to dig up my list again. There are over a hundred, though.
Make sure you post those pictures of the looks on people's faces

All things, oh priests, are on fire - Gautama Siddharta

*chuckles to herself as she replies*

Oh yes... I will certainly have to do that...I'll even learn how to do that one! (post photos I mean...)

"I love my Captain!"

CYBERSNARK

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 2:53 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Point of interest, there are more ways of saying "insane" than any other word in the English language I have found so far.

As Jack o'Neill so ably demonstrates. . .

The Inuit language has over fifty different words for snow. This is because they have so much of it, and need to distinguish between different types.

The English language has over a hundred different words for "moron."

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THEVERSE51

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 4:38 PM (P)

phoenixrose - I believe that in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" Graham Chapman, playing a Protestant clergyman, refers to his "John Henry" at some point.

As far as the rest of the package goes I think "the knackers" is a UK term.

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 7:08 PM (P)

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Oh. Wow. I always thought that it was the name of a weapon.

*is very innocent*

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DESKTOPH, in a way it is.

I guess you *could* say that... Jayne would agree anyway. Must be the only weapon he loves more than Vera

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ALLISA

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 7:14 PM (P)

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would be he gets most poetical about his pecker!

ROFLMAO!!!

QWERTY

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 8:03 PM (P)

If you'd like to actually hear the Monty Python song, here's a link to a sound file. It's rather hysterical. For more graphic versions, you can search YouTube under "Monty Python Penis". There's some really funny ones out there.

http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/penisong.mp3