Things to blame that F*X executive for...

POSTED BY: magdalena
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 6, 2006 23:02
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MAGDALENA

Monday, August 21, 2006 11:56 AM (P)

Well - I was ponderin' with my fellow browncoats and we came up with a few things that we think the short-sighted imbecile who calls himself an executive might also be responsible for...

These include:

Quote:
...I blame him for a lot of things... the serious decline in clubbing... the skyrocketing price of petrol... the buttons on my remote control sticking... he is one evil dude...(and I am a pacifist)

Also Global Warming...

Anyone else got something they'd like to add...

MAGDALENA

Monday, August 21, 2006 12:44 PM (P)

... also the failing education system... (thanks Smartbutdumbblonde )

... also that the 'droolworthy guy' hasn't phoned PR and whisked her off to a coffee date...

... also the declining club scene in Edinburgh - that's for Jailbait, sorry Oddsboddkins

... also Hurricane Katrina...

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, August 21, 2006 7:06 PM (P)

I blame him for my headache........and the broken tile in my bathroom.........and the dead battery in my car.

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

RMMC

Monday, August 21, 2006 7:10 PM (P)

I blame him for the disaster that is my apartment, our current government, and all terrorism.

******
RMMC

ODDSBODSKINS

Monday, August 21, 2006 7:17 PM (P)

i blame him for having to find a new place to live within a week.

and for the club scene, s'course

i blame him for my work making me ill.

i blame him for making finding a new job as a result so difficult.

i blame him for my insomnia (being unable to think in a straight line makes the rest of it a bit more difficult to deal with)

i blame him for someone dumping a pile of wet sheets on my silk table throw.

i blame him for pretty much everything i just sigh about and find hard to blame anyone for.

*sighs*

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jailbait.

KELKHIL

Monday, August 21, 2006 7:21 PM (P)

Well I blame the Fox Exec's for me meeting all you Shiny people!

Had they not cancelled the show I would be watching it right now for sure. But I would not have even looked for the Browncoats. I would have been content in my own little worship the 'Verse, 'verse.

So I blame them for that and I thank them!

There is always a silver lining if you look hard enough!
Kelkhil

ODDSBODSKINS

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 12:25 AM (P)

so. much. optimism.

i'll have what he's havin'!

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jailbait.

NCBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 2:20 AM (P)

Ok,
I blame him for the toilet overflowing...

my internet connection being slow ...

the mosquitos that bit me this evening...

ADAMWANKENOBI

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:00 AM (P)

I blame him for electing George W. Bush as president.

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:06 AM (P)

I blame him for the lousy quality of frozen dinners.

I blame him for the droughts and resulting wildfires across the US this summer.

I blame him for the fact that my car is going to be in the shop for so long because my mechanic had to order the part.

I blame him for the increasingly poor quality of our drinking water.

I blame him for the fact that my underwear keeps riding up into my butt crack.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

YINYANG

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:21 AM (P)

I blame him for Kaneman's bad mood, and for horrible school food, and class bells that sound like ice cream trucks, and 6-page outlines, and crummy history books, and writer's block, and terrible spelling/grammar mistakes, and annoying siblings, and lousy friends, and serial killers, and bigotry, and racism, and suicide, and low self-seteems, and cooties, and cancer, and HIV/AIDS, and famine, and Kim Jong-il, and the Crusades, and the Trail of Tears, and drunk drivers, and... vanilla Frostys at Wendy's.

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Go to http://richlabonte.net/tvvote/ and vote Firefly!

TRAEVYNN

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 5:07 AM (P)

He's to blame for sick puppies and the crumbling infrastructure of our highways.
The blame for crappy weather and a high cost of living falls on his shoulder too.

"...I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me."

PHOENIXROSE

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 6:17 AM (P)

Is it bad that this cracked me up like no other?

Sorry, I have nothing to blame the f*x for, I'm in a good mood!

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Gautama Siddharta

CYBERSTOKE

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:09 AM (P)

REALITY T.V.

MAGDALENA

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:51 AM (P)

... also the trouble with my mobile phone network ...

... also my bad back...

...also that my sister hasn't called me since my birthday 10 days ago... (& I mean the one I'm close to, too...)...

Hope your headache's better FMF ing it better for you!

Kelkhil and Rose... you make me sick... with envy!

Love you all - Magdalena x x x

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 1:05 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by cyberstoke:
REALITY T.V.

Gorram it, cyberstoke, you beat me to it!

I blame him for my orange juice cartoon not opening properly and causing me to spill said beverage all over the counter.

And rising house prices.

And every cat in the street using our garden as a litter box

And nucleur weapons

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Don't you lock up something that you wanted to see fly, hands are for shaking no not tying. Soundgarden
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

MAGDALENA

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 1:31 PM (P)

Also...possums on the roof when I'm trying to get to sleep...

Also... the lack of a breakthrough in the efficiency of solar energy collection and storage...

Also...all my clothes being too tight...

Also... my clutch slipping all the time...

Also... my forgetfulness...

Also... the Pakistani test cricket team ball-tampering debacle...

Also... he's the reason they haven't caught Osama Bin Laden yet!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 1:32 PM (P)

Thanks Mag

I blame him for the shooting pains in my back and the crunching I must get from the chiropractor today!

Heres to your sister calling, your network getting better and the bad back going away!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

RIMGIRL

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 2:22 PM (P)

Yes, yes! It's his fault that my clothes are too tight. He must have snuck in and put them in the dryer on hot!
________________________________________________

I aim to misbehave.

MAGDALENA

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:16 PM (P)

Hey you! Lovely FMF! - who needs a sister when I have shiney friends like you! Hope your back is feeling heaps better too!

so... he's been getting around and making all our clothes smaller, has he? ...

Also... there was a train derailed in egypt...

Also... the light globe in my bedroom just blew!

Also... it's going to be cold and wet tomorrow... and I was just rejoicing at the spring-like weather...

Love you - Magdalena x x x

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:20 PM (P)

Mags

Better living through pharmaceuticals

Can we blame Kathy Lee Gifford on them? To those unfamiliar - just think of the perkiest, most annoying person you know, put them on speed and multiply by 1000 and you BEGIN to get the measure of my disdain.

K Fed?
The Macarena?

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

ZZETTA13

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 6:17 PM (P)

Well I blame him for the West Nile virus and for my cousin Herbie, who's 42 years old and only 3 feet tall. I'm sure He'd have gotten taller if there would have been more FireFly.

Z

LOSTDOG

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:58 PM (P)

I blame that executive for the war, my inability to find a decent job, gas prices, my piece of **** ride and more importantly, the reason Hostess twinkies are smaller. Don't lie, 'cause I am eating one right now, I mean I er..um...am working out. Anyway, thanks you bastard.

RMMC

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 9:55 PM (P)

I've got more to lay blame at them about:

The load of work awaiting me on my desk today

My bad foot

My favorite granola bars no longer being made

Football already taking up space on TV

Child molestation and other forms of abuse

All my allergies

Serial killers

Dropping my cell phone in a restaurant in Pennsylvania

Huh...I was sure there was more.

******
RMMC

ADAMWANKENOBI

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 9:56 PM (P)

I blame him for the 9/11 attacks.

LOSTDOG

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 10:57 PM (P)

I also blame that F*X exec. because my cell phone fell in the toilet and this big rash.....Don't ask.

"It's a real burn, being right so often."

BIGWOLF18

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 11:01 PM (P)

i blame him for my dog getting fleas.

i blame him for me getting bad grades.

i blame him for bush getting REelected.

i blame him for my cat suddenly getting fat (not sure how she got fat though, any suggestions, coz shes been neutered.)

i blam him for the fact that even though i get over a thousend tv channels, there never anything good on!.

and i blame him for my adolesant spots!

although he DID give us the simpsons, so i guess its not ALL bad.

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the summer is hot normally but in england its more like winter!

IVY

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 12:14 AM (P)

Here are a few more....I blame him for:

Paris Hilton thinking she can sing
Donald Trump's bad hair
Poor quality tequila
rayon
the Chia Head
Milli Vanilli
Tom Cruise
herpes
professional wrestling

I'm sure there is more.....

Ivy

I've been sane a long while now, and change is good...

KELKHIL

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 12:57 AM (P)

Hey now Magdalena... nothing to be sick about.
You are one of the people that I was talking about. So nice on my fist day that I just could not leave!

I am guessing that PR got that message that she was looking forward to. Grats if that is the case PR! Do not know you that well but I can tell you deserve it!

Kelkhil

BIGWOLF18

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 1:51 AM (P)

oh yeah, and i blame him for the fact thAT THERES NO MORE STAR WARS!

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the summer is hot normally but in england its more like winter!

MIRAMEL

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 2:31 AM (P)

y'know, its funny, i clicked on this thread with the intention of adding "can i blame them for global warming?"
and bam, thats in the very first post.
i guess brown minds think alike.

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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
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Fear is the Mind Killer
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YINYANG

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 2:36 AM (P)

Here's some more things I blame him for:

- the crick in my neck that won't go away;

- people who can't follow directions;

- only having 24 hours in a day;

- MySpace.

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Go to http://richlabonte.net/tvvote/ and vote Firefly!

ADAMWANKENOBI

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 2:54 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by bigwolf18:
oh yeah, and i blame him for the fact thAT THERES NO MORE STAR WARS!

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the summer is hot normally but in england its more like winter!

Do not fear! The TV series will be along soon.

MAGDALENA

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 4:24 AM (P)

Hey FMF!! You're not wrong about pharaceuticals...

Kelkhil - you made my day! I remember that first post - you already felt like a Browncoat to me!

Oh, sorry there's more...

Also... waking up with a headache this morning...

Also... my car needing a new clutch...

Also...hayfever...

Also... my favourite cough medicine is no longer available - but you never know these things until you really need them...

Also... the whole Middle East situation...

Also... the fingernail I broke yesterday... )I'm not vain, and it wouldn't matter but it broke right down to the nail bed and it hurts...

Love you all!

KELKHIL

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 3:48 PM (P)

I blame the Exec for the sinus and chest cold that me and the wifey got on Monday. Since Yesterday was our 8th Anniversary it was not fun being sick together!

I also blame them for Cigarettes being so addictive!

Kelkhil

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Wednesday, September 6, 2006 4:45 PM (P)

This could be a really great excuse...

"Who got water all over the bathroom floor??"
"The F** Executive."

"Miss Harrison, why is your homework not here on time?"
"It's not my fault!"
"Well who's is it??"
"The F** Executive."

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Don't you lock up something that you wanted to see fly, hands are for shaking no not tying. Soundgarden
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

WOLFEN68

Wednesday, September 6, 2006 5:50 PM (P)

I blame him for revealing to me how much the rest of their programming pales compared to Firefly....and for not caring that I and other intelligent people now know this.

"The war is long gone, we're all just people now."

WINDSTRUCK

Wednesday, September 6, 2006 6:04 PM (P)

I blame him for the gorramn oil spill that killed the an island 100 miles from where I'm sittin'.

I blame him for the loss of all marine life in that oil spill.

I blame him for all the flood and the landslide happenin' all around here.

RMMC

Wednesday, September 6, 2006 9:35 PM (P)

I blame him for:

My knee hurting

My being unable to go to Dragon*Con

PMS

weather extremes

carpal tunnel syndrome

entropy

Halloween decorations being in stores in August

general apathy (as well as major and colonel)

*******
RMMC

PATIENCE

Wednesday, September 6, 2006 9:42 PM (P)

I blame him for my cat's hairballs.

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You do that, and you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord.

FLAKBAIT

Wednesday, September 6, 2006 10:16 PM (P)

I blame him for not promoting Idiocracy!

Everyone should see if it's playing near you this week and go check it out. FOX has totally buried it.

MIRACULOUSBUMM

Wednesday, September 6, 2006 10:32 PM (P)

Let's see... so many things.
I blame him for all-nighters. He's also responsible for my suckiness at remembering facts. Blame 'im for that occassional 'F'. Blame him for not being able to go to parties because of professers handing out insane amounts of homework. THere's much more, but I'll leave it at that.

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Always havin' a good time!

INTERL0PER

Wednesday, September 6, 2006 11:02 PM (P)

F*X Executive-related problems I really could do withoutTM:

Escalating tensions with China
Mass Extinctions
The Ozone Hole
400 calorie bagels while I'm dieting (?!?!)
SNL
Not enough, *ahem* bunk time with Mrs. Interl0per
Insurance adjusters
Lack of funding for space exploration
The tire I had to replace last week
The water heater valve I had to replace *this* week
ditto on Paris Hilton, and don't forget Nicole Ritchie
Angry stingrays
Losing four years of my life not knowing what a "Firefly" was