CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #3

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, October 2, 2006 21:21
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, September 21, 2006 4:47 PM

Like escapin' reavers, this one was close! One vote between winner and not-so-winner. Here is what the Browncoat popular vote has chosen!

Wooo! Gotta love slashy...or...we could talk more.
Or we could just get on with week 3!

ZOE: AI YA! They're GONE!!!

Now go on and have your little fun.

BWAH!
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DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, September 21, 2006 5:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

You like me! You really like me!

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Mal (os) :laughing: Made you look.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

SIMONWHO

Thursday, September 21, 2006 5:20 PM

"Honey? Can you hurry up down there?"

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:21 PM

ZOE: Has River been in here messin' 'round again?

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:55 PM

Simon: (OS) Zoe? Zoe? Are you awake?
Zoe: I'm fine... blacked out for a min- Hey! Are my boobs bigger???
Simon: (OS) It was Wash! Wash made me do it!

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GOJIRO

Thursday, September 21, 2006 9:58 PM

Why am I wearin' your shirt, sir?

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GOJIRO

Thursday, September 21, 2006 9:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
ZOE: Has River been in here messin' 'round again?

Stop the contest. This wins.

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SHINY

Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:07 PM

ZOE: Too...slinky...can't...breathe...

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

YINYANG

Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:18 PM

Zoe: Gorram, the bubble wrap keeps popping!

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"What the world needs now is love, sweet love -
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No, not just for some, but for everyone."

CITIZEN

Friday, September 22, 2006 12:25 AM

After a bizarre accident involving Zoe, him and Serenity's Reactor core Wash realised he was going to start spending more time indoors...

Or

Zoe: I've seen something you haven't Captain.

Or

Zoe: Wash, what the hell are you doing down there?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

JORJAREYNOLDS

Friday, September 22, 2006 12:45 AM

Zoe: Wash, is this yours? *pulls out a little dinosaur*

PDCHARLES

Friday, September 22, 2006 12:57 AM

Zoe: WaannHHH WaaaannnHHH WannnnHHHH!!!
WASH: (OS) OK OK. We'll get you the ice planet.

OR

Zoe: (thinking) Close one. Maybe I should get Wash one of these.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, September 22, 2006 12:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by gojiro:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
ZOE: Has River been in here messin' 'round again?

Stop the contest. This wins.

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'cept I can't win! Or can I?

ZOE: Sir, there seems to be a problem with my boobs being missing.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, September 22, 2006 2:25 AM

JOSS (OS): Careful, Gina, we don't want a wardrobe malfunction!

bun
Party on, Browncoats at the Ball!
9/24 Happy Birthday, TCM
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM

THEREALME

Friday, September 22, 2006 3:02 AM

ZOE: One... Two... THREE???

MAL (OS): Kaylee, you sure the reactor core containment is still holding?

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, September 22, 2006 3:19 AM

Can no longer resist.

Zoe: We must, we must, we must increase our bust.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

DEBBIE

Friday, September 22, 2006 12:53 PM

Zoe and while your down there sir...

MUTT999

Friday, September 22, 2006 1:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Joss (os): "Cut! Who put that scene from Alien into the script?....SUMMER!!!!!"

"That's the buffet table....."

DEBBIE

Friday, September 22, 2006 7:10 PM

Zoe: Damn Kaylee and her space bugs

GALACTICMYTH

Friday, September 22, 2006 8:17 PM

Zoe: Where did I put my gun?

CHOO1701

Friday, September 22, 2006 8:28 PM

Zoe: you okay Wash junior ?

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FANS GO WTF!?!

SHROUDED

Friday, September 22, 2006 8:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Upon finding out what the horrid smell in her shirt was, Zoe was no longer too keen on the whole "Black Market Beagles" idea.

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The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am. - Steve Irwin, our Honorary BDH

VETERAN

Saturday, September 23, 2006 1:21 AM

Damn, I knew I should have voted twice.

Zoe: Gorramit? Jayne! How did Vera's inner parts get into my body armor?

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, September 23, 2006 2:07 AM

ZOE: Take me, sir. Take me hard.

bun
9/22-24 Browncoat Ball Weekend. Party on!!!
9/24 Happy Birthday, TCM
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM

THISODDFEMME

Saturday, September 23, 2006 2:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zoe: Look man! I only need to know one thing: where they are.
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Zoe: That's what we gonna do, sweethearts. We are going to go and get some.

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Jayne (OS): I can't see a goddamn thing!

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Sorry, I got on an Alien/s kick.

RMMC

Saturday, September 23, 2006 2:38 AM

Zoe: Sir...I've found the compression coil.

******
RMMC

CHOO1701

Saturday, September 23, 2006 6:14 AM

Zoe: Wash!?!

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TRAIN!!!

VERSEEXPLORER

Saturday, September 23, 2006 6:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
ZOE: Has River been in here messin' 'round again?

Originally posted by gojiro:
Stop the contest. This wins.

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
'cept I can't win! Or can I?

It's your thread. Don't you make the rules?

Zoe: Gorramn corset. This is the last time I borrow sexy underwear from Inara.

_______________________________
Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, September 24, 2006 3:28 AM

"Could you not do that while we're -- EVER?"

bun
9/22-24 Party on, Browncoats at SF Ball!!!
9/24 Happy Birthday, TCM!
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Sunday, September 24, 2006 4:52 AM

Zoe: Sir? If you got a moment to spare....can I ask you something?

Mal: Uh...might busy here, Zoe!

Zoe: Just wanted to know...does this make me look fat?

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, September 24, 2006 5:08 AM

Zoe: I think I left my gun in my other outfit, Sir.

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, September 25, 2006 1:01 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TCM!
(and.......bumpage)

bun
9/22-24 SF Browncoat Ball-goers, have safe trips home!
9/24 SEE MESSAGE ABOVE
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!

MANWITHPEZ

Monday, September 25, 2006 1:24 AM

Quote:

Not being cast in Wonder Woman didn't stop Gina from getting cast as Clark in the next Superman.

OR

Zoe takes the dirt-kissin' to extremes.

OR

Cas got plugged back into the Matrix only to discover she was now a stripper in the dirtiest part of town.

OR

The secret to why the Browncoat's coats were so brown was solved when Zoe was found rolling around in the dirt on Hera.

OR

Wash suddenly knew why Zoe was so keen to take a bath on her time off.

OR

Zoe Washburne: The Pig-Pen of Serenity's crew.

Hmmm..glad to see Caption Tightpants back. And, hope to make some more contributions in the future.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

DREAMWALKER

Monday, September 25, 2006 4:31 AM

Zoe: OMG! Get it off me! Get it off meeee!!!

"You're talking to Serenity. And Early...Serenity is very unhappy."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, September 25, 2006 1:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TCM!
(and.......bumpage)

bun
9/22-24 SF Browncoat Ball-goers, have safe trips home!
9/24 SEE MESSAGE ABOVE
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!

Hey! Thanks! It was a real shiny Birthday in point of fact! Now then...

ZOE: Never again with cows he said...oh well, best get this over with quickly.

BWAH!

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ELOISA

Monday, September 25, 2006 5:28 PM

Aagh! I'm melting! I'm melting!

COSMICFUGITIVE

Monday, September 25, 2006 5:59 PM

It is a well known fact that Fruity oaty bars have blouse bursting flavour. However, Zoe was shocked to discover that it would happen in the middle of combat.

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MSG

Monday, September 25, 2006 6:36 PM

[QUOTE

Quote:

Gina suddenly realized that this was NOT a nightmare, she was on set without a bra.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, September 25, 2006 9:27 PM

Is it just me or did it get awfull hot all of a sudden.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:20 AM

ZOE:"....Polyester?...I'M ALLERGIC!!!"

OR

ZOE:"100% Washable?"

WASH:"Get it?...WASHable?...Well...i liked it..."

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DRACONUS

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 3:53 AM

Zoe: "Wash, why did you paint a happy face on my body armor?"

May you have enough.

CHOLLETT

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:42 AM

Zoe: "What?!? No more bao?!?!? I must do something drastic! BWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!" *rips shirt*

OR

Zoe: "Red? Wash, baby, I appreciate the gift, but you know brown is my favourite colour."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

CHOLLETT

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:42 AM

Bah. Gorram double post.

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 5:06 AM

Zoe: Ok...who pained the bullseye right there? Cuz your colour scheme's gorram awful!

Jayne: (OS) I didn't think it was that bad. Not like we got any other paint but black and brown lyin' 'round much...

BEB

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ASARIAN

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 7:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zoe: ... Pulse beacon.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CHOO1701

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 9:53 AM

Zoe: note to self: don't let husband keep pet face hugger!!!

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Alien Ressurection!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:39 PM

A lot of great entries this week! Here's my top picks! Remember you can vote for two!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1008033

BWAH!
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RMMC

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 9:21 PM

Voted and giving the thread a bump.

********
RMMC

"Jayne. You'll scare the women."

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 1:13 AM

^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^bump^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^

vote!

bun
9/26 Celebrate TCM's ongoing hangover

9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 1:37 AM

Quote:
bun
9/26 Celebrate TCM's ongoing hangover

I recover a mite bit quicker than most folk. Might be because I never lie down...

oh and ***VOTE BUMP***

BWAH!

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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 3:15 AM

9/26 Cerebrate TCM's overhanging on-goer!

Hope that's more to your liking, oh Viceroy
of Verticality. Sure wouldn't want you to
reaverize me...

one bun, two bumps -- and a partridge in a pear -- three

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
9/26 Cerebrate TCM's overhanging on-goer!

Hope that's more to your liking, oh Viceroy
of Verticality. Sure wouldn't want you to
reaverize me...

one bun, two bumps -- and a partridge in a pear -- three

Overhanging on-goer...that really applies!

Viceroy of Verticality...I kinda like that!

*bumpity bump bump bumpity bump bump voting's on its way!*

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:53 AM

in honor of the voting...the caption I didn't post here...

ZOE: Hey, is that a tentacle?

*vote bumpalizer*
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1008033

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 5:40 AM

Well, then, this calls for some cerebration.

And a variation on yours:

Gina: No, really, Nathan, James says he's
gonna have the aliens puncture you right down
here -- I'll show you.

aye, aye, maties, 'tis really but a bump in
the night. vote. now.

bun
9/26 Cerebrate TCM's overhanging on-goer.

9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 9:23 PM

BUMP!!!!

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"...and I'll just fade away..."

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, September 28, 2006 2:44 AM

voting bumpage!
vote as if there were no tomorrow.
unless it's been closed and a new
thread started...

bun on a roll
9/27 Separate TCM's on-hanging over-goer

9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, September 29, 2006 5:37 AM

cue: crickets
bump
vote

bun
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, October 2, 2006 9:21 PM

Sorry all! Life gettin' in a man's way again. And since my way is better than a plan, seems like nothing goes according to my gorram plans. Time to quit planning and start waying. Can I use way as a verb? :P

So, that being said, I just checked the poll results and well, it's gonna take me another day, soooo we'll have an extra long week of captioning for the next CT. I will have the new CT posted some time tonight.

Wacky fun! See you again soon!

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