satire in a thread

POSTED BY: seal892
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 24, 2006 22:50
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SEAL892

Thursday, October 19, 2006 11:47 PM

This is were some minor contests and jokes are posted. Like the " Who's the hoty - Cast member in a bathing suit" thing its manly for joke chats and such. Gold and snot are allowed on but I prefer gold, its worth more.

seal-not just in the arctic anymore

SEAL892

Thursday, October 19, 2006 11:58 PM

know lets get down to business......
WHO'S THE HOTY? - CAST MEMBERS IN A BATHING SUIT!!
I think that there's nothing better then some good old exercise, like lifting waits or watching hotys swimming in a poll. That is why I have made this contest, you the viewer post the name of the cast member you want to see in a bathing suit and I shall do everything in my power to get that picture for you. But the fun doesn't just stop there, oh no, you also get to choose what kind of bathing suit. YAY! So vote for your favorite, if you can't decide then vote for 2 it really doesn't matter as long as I get some of that apple pie America.

seal- not just for the arctic anymore

TRAVELER

Friday, October 20, 2006 12:13 AM

Zoe in a white, backless one piece suit.

Traveler

PENGUIN

Friday, October 20, 2006 12:43 AM

Inara...it must be Inara!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

TRAVELER

Friday, October 20, 2006 12:55 AM

Zoe!

Traveler

SIMONWHO

Friday, October 20, 2006 12:59 AM

Ron Glass in a bikini? You guys think of weird things.

RMMC

Friday, October 20, 2006 1:52 AM

Nathan in a Speedo!

RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

SEAL892

Friday, October 20, 2006 1:59 AM

I cantually have futage of summer in a bakeeny wanna see?

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, October 20, 2006 2:04 AM

Kaylee in the altogether. C'mon you just know she's a skinny dipper.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

SHINYTRINKET

Friday, October 20, 2006 2:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Nathan in a Speedo!

How 'bout Nathan in his BIRTHDAY SUIT!!???

BTW, we got Summer in a bikini on The Unit...anybody besides me see that??

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The 3 rules of aging:
1. Never bypass a bathroom
2. Never waste an erection
3. Never trust a fart

COZEN

Friday, October 20, 2006 2:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Kaylee in the altogether. C'mon you just know she's a skinny dipper.

C'mon! Jewel Staite is married!

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*Suddenly wishes he was rather better at suspending disbelief*

RMMC

Friday, October 20, 2006 2:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ShinyTrinket:
Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Nathan in a Speedo!

How 'bout Nathan in his BIRTHDAY SUIT!!???

I was gonna say that, but then I decided I wanted a little mystery in life...

Banner courtsey of Aim2Misbehave (Thank you!!)
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RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, October 20, 2006 2:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Kaylee in the altogether. C'mon you just know she's a skinny dipper.

C'mon! Jewel Staite is married!

Tweren't talkin' 'bout Jewel; was talking 'bout Kaylee.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

SEAL892

Friday, October 20, 2006 11:49 AM

Jewels not married shes like 24 now

SHINYTRINKET

Friday, October 20, 2006 1:12 PM

Actually, Jewel is married. Hubby's name is Matt.

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The 3 rules of aging:
1. Never bypass a bathroom
2. Never waste an erection
3. Never trust a fart

SEAL892

Friday, October 20, 2006 3:38 PM

um...... If I were to say that it was a sham marrige would you get affended? No one under 30 thats in show business should get married and if they do its ussually a sham.

MSG

Friday, October 20, 2006 3:55 PM

but you're not cynical or anything. and I wouldn't say jewel and the like are very "hollywood" they've managed to avoid the evil spores of fakery that abound in Hollywood.
Felt the need to spell check ...hottie would be the correct phonetic spelling.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

SHINYTRINKET

Friday, October 20, 2006 4:52 PM

Read her blog sometime (not sure the address, but it's gotta be in a thread here somewhere...anybody?). She actually lives in Vancouver, and sounds like she has a pretty normal (for her business, anyway) kind of life.

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The 3 rules of aging:
1. Never bypass a bathroom
2. Never waste an erection
3. Never trust a fart

RAINSTICK

Friday, October 20, 2006 7:19 PM

okay, this might sound sick, but for the comedy value of it: what about river in a bikini with snorkle, goggles and water wings. cute, don't you think?

or maybe Inara and the Councillor in matching bathing suits playing in the waves.

SEAL892

Saturday, October 21, 2006 12:26 PM

I know my uncle lives on salt spring and Ive heard she lives in vancoucer. also I think your wierd but not sick mate.

SEAL892

Saturday, October 21, 2006 5:59 PM

look what was in the ottawa citizen today.
http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-fillionfoxholdingdeal,0,3689922.stor
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RAINSTICK

Saturday, October 21, 2006 8:49 PM

another suggestion on the bathing suit issue:

what about the entire whorehouse (maybe except the one with the baby)from heart of gold in a kind of playboy mansion grotto setting, bikinis or no bikinis.

SEAL892

Saturday, October 21, 2006 11:28 PM

no... flat out no
I was very saspific on the fact taht only one cast memby could win..... no wait... no I wasnt, but thats one of the rules only can win!

SEAL892

Sunday, October 22, 2006 8:55 PM

WELL LADIES AND GENTS, FROM MY COUNT IT WAS KAYLEE ( JEWEL STAITE) WHO WON. UNFORTUNETLY I COUN"T FIND HER SO YOULL HAVE TO CONTENT YOURSELVES WITH SUMMER GLAU. THE CONTEST IS STILL OPEN AND ILL CANGE THE WINNER EVER ONCE IN A WHILE BUT FOR NOW..... HHEEEREES SUMMER.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 1:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Nathan in a Speedo!

RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

Oh GOD PLEASE NOT A SPEEDO.

Cause I grew up in Europe and have horrible flashbacks to fat, hairy Italian men in speedos! Please GOD NO NO NO!

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

TEACHDAIRE

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 8:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Nathan in a Speedo!

RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

Oh GOD PLEASE NOT A SPEEDO.

Cause I grew up in Europe and have horrible flashbacks to fat, hairy Italian men in speedos! Please GOD NO NO NO!

----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

Hey...

What's wrong with fat hairy Italian men? As one of those you've just maligned, I have to take offense. Mind you, I wouldn't even look at a pair of speedos, let alone wear them, so...

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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 1:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Teachdaire:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Nathan in a Speedo!

RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

Oh GOD PLEASE NOT A SPEEDO.

Cause I grew up in Europe and have horrible flashbacks to fat, hairy Italian men in speedos! Please GOD NO NO NO!

----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

Hey...

What's wrong with fat hairy Italian men? As one of those you've just maligned, I have to take offense. Mind you, I wouldn't even look at a pair of speedos, let alone wear them, so...

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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

Absolutely nothing wrong with fat, hairy Italian men. HOWEVER there is EVERYTHING WRONG with fat, hairy Italian men IN A SPEEDO! It is s sight that should not be seen. Same as the sight of fat American women in teeny weeny bikini's.

Bikinis are for the young and very fit and speedos are for no one in this universe!

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

SEAL892

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 10:50 PM

rivers still the hotty