CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #7

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, November 9, 2006 04:05
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Woo hoo! What a great round! Lots of great captions, and the best of the best selected for voting...and the best of them? Well, y'all picked it! And I must say, I agree! So here's this weeks winner:

LITTLE MAN LOVES FIRE


An awesome shiny victory for Rainstick!

Now onto creepifyin' captioning with a morbid moment...or not so much...but here she is anyway, as we leap from Tam to Tam!

River(thinking): I have soup...what to do, what to do...

Allright, now give it your best caption(s)!


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River: Just an object... No... it's a fly.

OR

River: *screams* Shepherd's Hair!!!!

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River: Eww...I almost swallowed a bug!

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

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River: this must be what crotch smells like

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"Listen, if you got guests I can come back later."

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River: It does smell like crotch.

or

River: Bowls of two, smells like poo.

Or

The truth behind River's precognition:
Tea leaves.

Or

River: There's a hole in my food bowl dear Simon, a hole!

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More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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River: Who's up for a game of frisbee?!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Miss River: "Romper Stomper Bomper Boo, Tell me tell me tell me do...."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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This is the scene where River is using her genius brain to calculate the volume of Jayne's blood that would fill her bowl, and how long it would take her... give adequate vacuuming systems.

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River proves that you can kill someone with a rubber band


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(what was Rainstick's winning caption, BTW ... it wasn't put on the caption at the beginning of this thread)

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Quote:

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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As River ponders on an acceptable way to get a little crazy, she asks herself: "Shall I do the soup thing? It's always a hoot and they don't all die from it."


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Originally posted by PumamanRedux:
(what was Rainstick's winning caption, BTW ... it wasn't put on the caption at the beginning of this thread)

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Don't know which was sadder, the fact I forgot to put it in the pic, or the fact no one noticed until you. Anyway, I edited the original post, so you can see "LITTLE MAN LOVES FIRE" as the winner.


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RIVER: I can kill you with my brain.
BOWL: Um, I'm a bowl. I can't die.
RIVER: Good point. I can kill you with my hands.
BOWL: NO! WAIT!

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"My food is spelling back at me."


If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Quote:

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Quote:

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Originally posted by PumamanRedux:
(what was Rainstick's winning caption, BTW ... it wasn't put on the caption at the beginning of this thread)

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Don't know which was sadder, the fact I forgot to put it in the pic, or the fact no one noticed until you. Anyway, I edited the original post, so you can see "LITTLE MAN LOVES FIRE" as the winner.


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And here I thought Rainstick had edited the picture to make it say he was the winner, and that was why he won. Toooooo much thinking, I guess!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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River: My food is still being problematic

OR
Jayne: (off screen): So she's added talking to inanimate objects to her repitoire, she really is a genius.

OR

River (in a quiet, ominus voice): I see...

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, of God, we're all going to die?

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[IMG][/IMG]


There's a piece of pumpkin in my bowl. The pumpkin and the red bean look like they're fighting. The pumpkin is wearing a hat of zuccini. The pumpkin's Jayne. Ha Ha Jayne lost his hat.

or

why according the the colour, texture and firmness of this food, I think it's soup, but I better taste it to make sure. If I don't it might be a casserole and that could be problematic.

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River: Simon cooking- bleh! I'll go put it all over his bed....
Simon (o.s): I'm standing right hear...
River: Can you hear that little bowel. All the angst, all the frustration? Its coming through loud and clear!!

or

Zoe (o.s): should we worry when she starts talking to the dumplings?
Simon (o.s): No she usaually does that.
Zoe: i mean when she talks to it about you and Kaylee's love life...
Simon: RIVER!!!

or

River: two by two moulds of blue



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TRAIN!!!

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River regretted tearing labels off cans when her
mystery meal turned out to be condensed menudo.

bun
~Bastards souped my turtle~

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The latest crazy fad to hit the 'Verse...

...Eating soup with chopsticks.

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lol chopsticks

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Quote:

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River demonstrates how to remove stubborn bao stains from a bowl using only your mind.


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"That's the buffet table."
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River: I foresee a great journey lies ahead of us, with many friends to be met. Oh and Simon, you're getting killed off in the sequel.

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River: Great! Chinese again.

or

River: Um...anyone missing a finger?

or

Simon: Why do you need chopsticks for soup?
River: 'cause of all the lumps...

or

Mal (sarcastically): So what does our futures hold for us little one?
River: (deadpan)little children...
Mal *chokes on food*


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TRAIN!!!

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River: Umm, do we have anything besides Chinese food?

OR

River: They used to be horses...now they're steak...so my wish came true!

OR

River: Yes, this is the future...hey! How'd you get my number?


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Quote:

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Originally posted by asarian:

Quote:

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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As River ponders on an acceptable way to get a little crazy, she asks herself: "Shall I do the soup thing? It's always a hoot and they don't all die from it."


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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LOL! Good one!



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"That's the buffet table."
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River: Now tell me Mr. Cobb, what have we learned from today's lesson?
Mal (os): has anyone seen Jayne?



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TRAIN!!!

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As River gazes into her crystal soup dish
River: lets see what everyone is doing hum Jaynes in his bunk with his rain stick again,I see Kaylee found her batteries, and mel has 'hold of his plow... is that all these people do around here!

oh this isn't the masterbation thread? My mistake.

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Quote:

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Originally posted by Choo1701:


River: Now tell me Mr. Cobb, what have we learned from today's lesson?
Mal (os): has anyone seen Jayne?



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TRAIN!!!

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Now I can imagine River saying that in her 'bible's broken, false logistics, doesn't make sense' voice ;)

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All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
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BOOK (VO with the hollow "past tense" effect turned on): A man can live on packaged food
from here 'til Judgment Day if he's got enough
rosemary.
RIVER: The question now is, "How much is enough?"


bun, a rosemary grower
~Bastards seasoned my turtle~

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The Serenity's Murder Mystery Night was not quite the success Mal had hoped for

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The man on the stairs sneakily approaching River failed to realize the potentially lethal ballistic potential of a bowl of soup and chopsticks.

Oh, by the way, this is amazing -
Mal (sarcastically): So what does our futures hold for us little one?
River: (deadpan)little children...
Mal *chokes on food*

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RIVER:"I see....a black dog...?"

PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY:"IT'S THE GRIM!!!!!"


OR


RIVER:"I can kill people with my brain, but i can't fill this bowl with a decent meal...does that seem right to you?"


OR(here's and odd one)


RIVER:"Where'd my urine sample go?"

JAYNE:*urk!*


OR


RIVER:"There is no bowl...."

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River: This is just a bowl, an object in space that time forgot. Oh god make me a stone. Bullet in the brainpan squish.

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River: wow, this new Nintendo controller is amazing... so revolutionary...

or

River: I feel like chicken to-
Everyone else: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Quote:

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Mayhap an old joke at this point, but...


River: I FOUND NEMO!!!!


“I loath bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls.”

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JAYNE (VO): Smells like crotch.
RIVER: ...but tastes like Reaver.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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River: ...and then your intestines were dragged out of your belly, cut up, made into sau-

Mal: RIVER! What have we told you about describing the death of our food while were eating!?!

or

River: oops...i killed it with my brain.

and

River: Wow...you can make a rainbow out of protein...

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River: Please, God, make me a scone.

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Originally posted by pdcharles:
River: Please, God, make me a scone.

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Now that's humor.

David

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RIVER: Bao? Oh, wow!
JAYNE (OS): What'd I say? Barking mad!

bun
~Bastards braised my turtle~

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River: *Gregorian chant* THWACK!(hits bowl to head) *More chanting* THWACK! .......

OR

River: "My food is problematic."
Simon (OS): "What's wrong? Is it bad?"
River: "It's gone."
Simon: "Umm...you got some soup stains on your dress and on the floor...."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Quote:

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Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
River: *Gregorian chant* THWACK!(hits bowl to head) *More chanting* THWACK! .......

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^ Nice one!

Can you imagine the witch scence in safe done like the witch scence in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail?" ROFL!!!

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River: well this will certainly bowl me over

and

River: mmmm.....dinosaur soup.
Wash (vo): .... .... NOooooooooooo!!!!! Steggy!!!!

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Quote:

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Originally posted by daveshayne:

Quote:

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Originally posted by pdcharles:
River: Please, God, make me a scone.

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Now that's humor.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Why, thank you.

*TY bumpage*

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Hmmm Jayne's blood doesn't coagulate as quickly as I would have thought. I might even have time to put it back before he notices.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Lmao CHOLLETT!!! Love Monty Python (Holy Grail's my favorite).

Mal-"Well, look at this. Appears we got here just in the nick of time! What does that make us?" Zoe-"Big Damn Heroes, Sir!" Mal-"Ain't we just"

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I won? wow, didn't expect that. i feel honoured.



After having some wacky fun rubbing soup in the crew's hair, River wonders if it's possible to read the future from the soup grounds.

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BOWL: Soooo.... I saw you using the saucer yesterday.
RIVER: Look, it's not what you think...
BOWL: You know, just forget it.
RIVER: Fine!
BOWL: FINE!!!

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River, finding debris dried on a "clean" dish, decides to re-wash it without complaint lest
she be assigned extra KP duty.

OR:

RIVER: ShipsCat, is this your dish?

bun, postprandial
~Bastards simmered my turtle~

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River: Odd. I thought we had a septic tank on board...

OR

River: I wish I could remember why I cooked a bowl of shampoo...

OR

River: Ewwwww...who mixes chocolate with peanut butter? It's insanity!

OR

River: 856 grains of rice can be eaten with chopsticks in 4.3 seconds given adequate stickyness.


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river (thinking)): hmmmm....should i be grose and discusting and try to eat soup with chopsticks. Or just pour it over Jayne's head?

or

River: leftovers is only a figmant of my imagination...it is not real...



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TRAIN!!!

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RIVER (to bowl): Don't make faces.

OR

BOWL(evil whisper): KILL THEM ALL!

OR alternatively:

BOWL(evil whisper): KILL THEM ALL!
RIVER: Dead?
BOWL: Yes, dead. How else would they be after killing them?
RIVER: Sleepy?
BOWL: *sigh* Forget it.

OR

RIVER: My food is problematic.
SIMON(OS): How so?
RIVER: My alphabet soup only contains incomplete Chinese which currently says "People in glass houses sink ships."

OR

The crew was afraid to interrupt the staring contest between River and the Ramen noodles...mostly because River was winning...

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Lots of great entries this week!

Y'all are really on the mark! It was tough weeding it down to just 8 entries...and my goal is always to select only 5...good thing I rarely meet my goals! LOL!

Okay, GO VOTE!

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Heh, I just realized, that if you live in the U.S., today is Election Day...how coincidental!


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Votey-bump!

bun
~My turtle is Bill Pardy~

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*bump*


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WOW, just like real life, low voter turn out...

c'mon folks! last day to vote!
Caption Tightpants affects everyone!
It forges the groundwork for future generations!
It tastes great in milk!

Or not. Still, go vote!
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
River: I foresee a great journey lies ahead of us, with many friends to be met. Oh and Simon, you're getting killed off in the sequel.

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Edit - River: I foresee a great journey lies ahead of us, with many friends to be met. Oh and Simon, if you kiss her you will get killed off in the sequel.

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River: My bowl tells me that anyone that does not vote will swallow a bug.




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RIVER: Do I have to eat the beak and feet?

VOTE, GORRAMNIT!
Sorry TCM hasn't thought to provide for hanging or pregnant chad, but we know you can deal with it until he can catch up the technology.

bun
~Bastards punched my turtle~

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Too many Chads... :P


RIVER: Have good Szechwan!



Now go vote! Time is running out!

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