CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #8

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, November 26, 2006 23:57
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, November 10, 2006 12:23 AM

A landslide victory for last week's winner! And a well deserved victory for the best pun in a long time! Way to go PDCHARLES!!!

Well, I know I am asking my Dear and Fluffy Lord to bring me wonderful treats all the time too!

Onto round 8! Zoe flyin' solo...well...with Inara's hair...but...umm...oh just get on with it! :P

ZOE: Ahwellt, *sniff* seems I caught ya and da mista togedda, so now I'm gonna hafta lay ya out *sniff*

Now on with the show!

BWAH!
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DAVESHAYNE

Friday, November 10, 2006 12:53 AM

Zoe: (in Gumby voice) And now, The Space Pirate Sketch; Space Pirate Sketch.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, November 10, 2006 1:00 AM

ZOE: Ayap. That there compression coil's blown all to hell. It's gonna cost ya.
INARA: How much?
ZOE: Wellp, how much ya got?
INARA: $2800 credits
ZOE: Tsk tsk. Maybe ya oughta junk 'er?
INARA: I could get naked?
ZOE: Yep, that oughta 'bout cover it...

(sorry...my Zoe/Inara fantasies are leaking into my Tightpants...wait...that came out all wrong...gorramit! I'm shutting up now...)

BWAH!
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Friday, November 10, 2006 1:02 AM

ZOE: Look 'Nara! When I stand like this my chest goes flat!

YINYANG

Friday, November 10, 2006 1:17 AM

Zoe: I hate standing for portraits.

---

Zoe: You never should have convinced me to get collagen (sp?) and plastic surgery.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, November 10, 2006 1:26 AM

ZOE: I think these botox injections are faulty.
WASH: Yeah, and the hair transplant I got is growing out of control. Maybe we should stop using those BLUE SUN Do-It-Yourself Vanity Kits...

PUMAMANREDUX

Friday, November 10, 2006 1:37 AM

Zoe (singing) "I'm a little Teapot ...."

Inara "SHADDUP!!!"

VERSEEXPLORER

Friday, November 10, 2006 2:02 AM

(For TenthCrewMember's Fantasies)

Zoe: Gorramit. I am soooo frustrated. Wash is off playing with his dinosaurs right now. Inara can you give me a night to remember?

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Friday, November 10, 2006 4:47 AM

"Inara, Wash an' I have a proposition. And it involves giving you money."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

JPSTARGAZER

Friday, November 10, 2006 5:34 AM

Zoe: "So Mal told me to tell you that he likes you, but he doesn't like you like you."
Inara: "What, are we in 3rd grade?"

OR

Zoe: "I hate to interrupt you and your client, but could you tone it down a little? Wash and I can hear you guys in our quarters..."
Inara: "Oh, sorry. We will try to be more quiet."
(Zoe walks away)
Mal (peeks out doorway of shuttle): "Think she's onto us?"

OR

Zoe: "So, you think you can just try to steal my man?"
Inara: "Uhh, I said 'Wanna duck?' They were on sale on Persephonne and I thought he would like to juggle some."
Zoe: "Oh, that makes sense. Sorry"

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

CHOO1701

Friday, November 10, 2006 6:41 AM

Zoe: *better not tell her i just farted* so....nice perfume.

or

Zoe: Seriously: keep the captain for as long as you want.

or

Zoe: we've got a problem, TenthCrewMemeber wrote this script....so *sign* take me....take me hard
Inara: o_O!!!

and

Zoe: Husband? how drunk DID you get last night?

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TRAIN!!!

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, November 10, 2006 8:38 AM

(Revealed at last, the real reason...)
ZOE: Except for me and Wash, this is a no-'ship
ship. Got it?
INARA: Yes, sir.

bun, reading The Shipping News
~Bastards FedExed my turtle~

DEBBIE

Friday, November 10, 2006 12:05 PM

Zoe: Yep, gotta get another Timmy.

CHOO1701

Friday, November 10, 2006 12:30 PM

Zoe: thought you should know Wash's moustache is on the run and...oh...er...

or

Zoe: hey Cousin It!

SIMONWHO

Friday, November 10, 2006 1:40 PM

Mal: You never should have convinced me to get collagen and plastic surgery.

(With apologies to Yinyang)

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Friday, November 10, 2006 1:58 PM

Zoe: Ihver ooed i ipsh!
Inara: What???
Zoe: Ihver ooed i ipsh! Ee ooed i ips opshen!
Inara: What???
Zoe: IHVER! OOED! I! IPSH! Oh et Sihohn!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, November 10, 2006 1:59 PM

Zoe: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

OR

Zoe: I don't ever recall sayin' I'd rather kiss a Wookie.

OR

Zoe(to Mal OS): Sir, I think that "something" that was living here has returned...

BWAH!
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DEBBIE

Friday, November 10, 2006 6:18 PM

Inara: (Laughing) Zoe have you been into the wood alcohol?

Zoe: Fisst,(hickup) me, naw, that stuff'll make you blind. Mudders milk.

Inara: eeww!

Not to bad after ya had a few.

SERYN

Friday, November 10, 2006 7:06 PM

Zoe finds out that its not just rescue attempts the Captain dresses as a woman for.
Zoe: Does Inara know you've got her 'special' outfit on Sir?

or

To Inara's amusement Zoe recounted the night she caught Jayne sleepwalking naked.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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ODDNESS2HER

Friday, November 10, 2006 7:18 PM

ZOE: Well, blow me down!

CHOO1701

Friday, November 10, 2006 9:39 PM

Zoe really hated to be the one too tell Inara that River had spilled choclate sauce and grease over all over Inara's clothes and shuttle.

or

Zoe: woah. Good Bible

and

Zoe: Jayne, its dress casual day NEXT week...

VETERAN

Saturday, November 11, 2006 12:32 AM

Zoe: "Well... if ya know what's good fer ya then unhuh, unhuh, than ya better get tough kid...."

Inara: "Maybe you should try something besides your John Wayne impersonation at Badger's talent show."

INEVERMARRIED

Saturday, November 11, 2006 12:40 AM

ZOE: For the last time Simon, the Alliance don't monitor the hairdressers on the central planets. Get a haircut, dong ma?

SIMON: Yes, ma'am.

EDIT: Sorry bout the double post...this is the one that needs deleting

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INEVERMARRIED

Saturday, November 11, 2006 12:41 AM

ZOE: For the last time, the Alliance don't monitor the hairdressers on the central planets. Get a haircut, dong ma?

SIMON: Yes, ma'am.

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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 11, 2006 2:52 AM

ZOE: Bao recipe calls for garlic, I'm going to put it in. When it's your turn, make it however you like it.

bun, salivatin'
~Bastards seasoned my turtle~

MAZAEN

Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:58 AM

Zoe, " I don't like one of the cows. The red one stares at me like it's planning a heist" or

Zoe "I hang my washing out and Wash blows it staight out the airlock to get it to dry quickly... Men"

CHOO1701

Saturday, November 11, 2006 12:31 PM

Zoe: I'll take that gold, english speaking one and the beeping trash can. How much that going to be?

or

Zoe: What ya been doing sleeping with my husband!!
Inara: What do you mean? No i havn't!!!
Zoe: What about the Toy Dinosaur down your top!
Inara: Wha!!
Zoe: (sarcastically) haha, made you look *flees*

and

River (OS): Too much hair!!!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, November 12, 2006 4:51 AM

Zoe: Shepherd, what'd you d--whoa! New 'do?

OR

Zoe: Right. No cows. No beagles. And now, no tribbles...

OR

Zoe: So, Monty, taking the whole "tussle with that sasquatch" idiom to the extreme?

CHOO1701

Sunday, November 12, 2006 6:55 AM

Zoe was kind of panic that Mal was taking cross dressing to the extreme. Until she realized it was Wash.

or

Zoe: Okay, everybody talking about sex in there-
Mal: *hoists Inara over shoulder and heads into shuttle slaming the door behind him*
Zoe: ... ....

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, November 12, 2006 8:23 AM

ZOE:"Hyuck hyuck! Looks like weez got ourselvz a live one here! whaddare we gona do wit dis one? I reckon a good ol-fashioned....STARING CONTEST!"

OR

Cousin IT pays a visit to the set of FIREFLY. Unforunately Gina had a previously unknown allergy towards hairy-unidentifiable-person-thing-creatures.

OR

ZOE(singing):"Gimme some of that hair! Long beautiful haiiirr...."

OR

Zoe wasn't into hairy men before she met Wash. He turned her around on a lot of things, but not before she cut his hair.

OR

ZOE:"Hullo Samson, you big strong man, you..."

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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, November 12, 2006 8:30 AM

let's see if you get this one...

PRINCETON(dont ask me why he's there.talking to others):"So, stop me if you've heard this one. So we're in a bar, and in walks a priest, a rabbi..."

INARA:"...AND A BLACK GUY!"

ZOE:"Whatchu talkin' 'bout Inara?"

INARA:"Uhhhh...."

ZOE:"You were tellin a black joke!"

PRINCETON:"Well sure, Zoe, a lot of people tell black jokes!"

ZOE:"I don't."

PRINCETON:"Well yeah, cos you're black. But i'm sure you tell alliance jokes.."

ZOE:"Well sure i do! HAhaha, those stupid purplebellies!"

ALL(singing):"Everyone's a little bit racist, it's true..."

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CITIZEN

Sunday, November 12, 2006 11:42 AM

Zoe(Thinking): I wish I was paid for sex.

or

Zoe: Nahh, what's up doc?

or

Zoe(Drunk):I saw you starin' at these missy...

or

Zoe was almost always the winner of the weekly "who can withstand Jaynes curry night flatulants longer" competition.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

COSMICFUGITIVE

Sunday, November 12, 2006 12:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

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INARA: "Is everything okay Zoe? You seem a little uptight."

ZOE: "I managed to glue my hands to my hips is all. It's nothing serious. Do you have anything that can free me?"

INARA: "How did this happen?"

ZOE: "Do you remember when you said that Wash and I should try something different?"

INARA: "Shenme?"

ZOE:(Embarrassed.) "Uh.. Never mind."

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, November 12, 2006 1:16 PM

Zoe: So, yeah, Mal and I used to hook up back during the war...there was this one time, in the middle of the Battle of Ji Qi Shi Ridge, where Mal-
Inara: Y'know what? Forget I asked...
Zoe(recalls): Mmm...take me, Sir, take me hard...
Inara: I think I am going to be sick...

OR

Zoe: Gyuh, gyuh! Gee, I ain't never knowed I was ig'nernt!

OR

Zoe: Yeap. Nobody flies like my mister! He'll have us landing like a downy feather in no time.
Inara: You do remember he's dead and River is the pilot now?
Zoe: Right. Um, of course I do...um...excuse me, I need to find Kaylee's toys...I mean, Kaylee...

THEREALME

Sunday, November 12, 2006 4:34 PM

Zoe: Do I look fat in this?

CHOO1701

Sunday, November 12, 2006 5:31 PM

Zoe: yep...i got it bad too. Stupid chilli.

or

Zoe: So whats with the Fishnets, top hat and Tuxedo?

(DC comics fans might get that one!)

and

Zoe: Joss has said we gotta mud fight over the Wonder Women part.
Jayne (os): I'll be in my bunk.

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TRAIN!!!

INEVERMARRIED

Sunday, November 12, 2006 6:31 PM

It was strange, thought Zoe. Ever since she'd drank that bottle of Nandy's fine rice wine, this talking wall of hair had been tailing her...like some low down dirty...tailing-thingy.

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CHOLLETT

Monday, November 13, 2006 2:46 AM

Zoe: "OH! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!"
(starts dancing)
Inara: "Ok, that's enough Jump On It for you...."

OR

Zoe: "...put your hands on your hips, and then you dance in time...."
Inara: "...and then the pelvic thrust, yeah, yeah, i know...."

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Monday, November 13, 2006 4:34 AM

I love that movie//theatre production!!!
More RHPS based goodness -
"I didn't know you were a sweet transvestite 'Nara."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Monday, November 13, 2006 5:31 AM

Quote:

Zoe: So...?

Inara: Uh....so what?

Zoe: Whadda ya think of my new outfit?

Inara: Zoe...that outfit doesn't look any different from the rest of your wardrobe.

Zoe: What? 'Course it does! How often do ya see me wear spandex hotpants?

BEB

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PDCHARLES

Monday, November 13, 2006 11:13 PM

WS fans...

Wash: *Beaming*
'nara: (to Zoe) ...and your OK with this!?!
Zoe: We've dealt with Wash before, shouldn't be a problem. ...and I wouldn' mind sitting this one out.

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 4:04 AM

Zoe: So this is how you think you pull your weight on this ship, 'Nara? By bein' all pretty and cultured-like?
Inara: Excuse me?
Zoe: I think it is time you get your hands dirty. Ever have a powerful need to gut sturgeon?
Inara: *gulp* Um...no?

EARLYWARNING

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 5:22 AM

Zoe : hitchin her pants. "Inara, when the Capt'ns not here I'm in charge, an......d, these pants..., are really..., tight."

CHOO1701

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 9:35 AM

Moments later a Alien burst out of Gina's chest
Joss: oh ha ha
Morena: er...Joss i think thats real!!
Joss: ... RUN AWAY!!
Alien: Victory is mine!! *zooms off*

or

Zoe: er...Nara whats that on your face?
Face Hugger:uh...nothing..move along

and (no more alien jokes!)

Zoe: Sir, please take the wig and dress off it makes you look like an idiot.
Inara: er...Zoe...

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TRAIN!!!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 1:23 PM

Zoe: Taking the whole "Like woman, I'm a mystery" thing a bit far, aren't you, Sir?

OR

Zoe: YIPE! Oh...whew! Jayne just left his inflatable Inara doll on the catwalk. *chuckles to self*

OR

Zoe was happy that the Heart of Gold only made reward payments in sex, especially since they had cute boywhores who reminded her of Fabio from Earth-that-was.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 1:37 PM

Right, we haven't heard from you, so it's time to weigh in. :)

GO VOTE!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1016310

and then you can return to your Zoe/Inara 'shipping.
Oh wait, that's just me. :P

BWAH!
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CHOO1701

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 6:41 PM

Vote Bumping.

INEVERMARRIED

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 8:52 PM

BUMPITY-BUMP-BUMP!

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VETERAN

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 5:02 AM

The Polls are still open.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 5:05 AM

THWACK!!
More votes!
Do it
To it.
Yield to the temptation...
You know you wanna...

bun
~Bastards registered my turtle~

ROGUE7

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 5:57 AM

Hahahaa, wow those are all really good!
I'm glad I didn't have to choose from them all!
o0o there is a tie!!

-
I can slam a revolving door
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CHOO1701

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:21 PM

lays Bump bomb.

Realizes its upside down!!!

RUN AWAY!!!!

and don't forget to VOTE!

BOMB!!!

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 16, 2006 5:22 AM

*running through the thread*
TRAP!!

but VOTE!!

anyway!

just be careful. wear your helmet.

bun
~Bastards got my turtle bombed~

VERSEEXPLORER

Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:57 AM

*bump again*
Vote away!

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
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BIONICBATMAN

Thursday, November 16, 2006 7:03 AM

INARA: Zoe, that was Botox!

ZOE: UH-OH! ( Face doesnt change )

CHOO1701

Thursday, November 16, 2006 9:18 PM

VOTE/BUMP/WTF!?!

Vote or we'll send the space monkeys around to trash up your engine rooms!!!!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, November 18, 2006 12:00 AM

What was that?

Seems my HD was hit by Reavers...burned it right down. However, I'll have a new one tomorrow, but it will take time to reinstall stuff. Bear with me folks, I'm trying to just get to limpin'.

Voting ( http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1016310 ) will be extended through Sunday now and on Monday, I will resume Caption Tightpants!

Never goes smooth.
*sigh*
It's a nothin' part until you ain't got one.
*double sigh*

My profoundest apologies again.

BWAH!
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 3:18 AM

Gah.

Real life still in the way of my fixing my PC in my way...

Who said a way was better than a plan? *sigh*

It'll be a few more days, folks. Sorry.

You hold. You hold 'til I get back.

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WALRUS

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 10:09 AM

Zoe: **SNORRRRRRRRRT** Ah well mate, I fink Oi Fownd 'ya problem, Ya've got ya'selvs a folty connection wiv 'ya starter mota... Oi can fix'a but Oi'm gunna have ta get the guys in... Not gunna be cheap thats fer shoore.

MADDIEGIRL

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 3:17 PM

Zoe: You put both hips in,
and you put both hips out,
you put both hips in and shake them all about.
Do the hokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!

The 'Verse lives on.

CHOO1701

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 5:55 PM

Zoe: yep....thats one mighty ugly ass.
Inara: um...Zoe: i'm facing you.

and

Zoe: doc says it will take a couple more days for the glue to wear off....

Sorry to hear about the hard drive crash 10CM. Just plain sucks

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FLASHBACK!!!

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 22, 2006 5:32 AM

"You always have to have a zombie plan."
-- SLiTHER DVD

bun
~Bastards tubuled my turtle~

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 25, 2006 8:50 AM

bumpity

bun

ASARIAN

Saturday, November 25, 2006 11:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
bumpity

bun

Hi FloralBunny,

Why bump? Voting is long since closed. Next round, please! :)

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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 26, 2006 10:26 PM

My apologies.
I've been offline a lot the last week or two
and had a load of "notifies" to clear up.
Not sure I'd found a Number 9.
Plenty of cracks to fall into. Heh.

bun
~Bastards winged my turtle~

ASARIAN

Sunday, November 26, 2006 11:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

My apologies.
I've been offline a lot the last week or two
and had a load of "notifies" to clear up.
Not sure I'd found a Number 9.
Plenty of cracks to fall into. Heh.

Well, my apologies for your apologies. :) I didn't mean to sound like I was critiquing you (can I use "critiquing" as a verb?) In fact, I love it that you're "on" the ball. Voting may be closed, but this way the thread won't scroll off the screen.

So, bumpity!

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