THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #51

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Thursday, November 30, 2006 15:00
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 10:58 PM

Hey all!

Round 50 was amazing! Of course, as per usual only one can come out on top, and this past rounds winner is:

ASARIAN!

SUMMER:"No touching."

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CONGRATS!

And now round 51!

MAL:"You put your right hand in...."

ZOE:"I don't think that'll work, sir."

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 11:11 PM

Mal: Why do they call 'em fingers, anyway? They ain't even finging! No, wait...

(Yes, I know it isn't original!)

MUTT999

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 11:19 PM

Zoe: "Sir, do you think now is a good time to be doing your mime in a box routine?"

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"That's the buffet table."
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PDCHARLES

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 11:32 PM

Zoe: Cap'n. Didn't you say drinking that stuff would make you go blind.
Mal: I didn't... think... You are one fine lookin' woman!
Zoe: Jayne! Thats not the Mule! It's A mule.
Jayne: (laughing) Hey there. mooooo

OR

Zoe: errr Cap'n, can't this wait!?!
Mal: But, Yoda said this would work!

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ROGUE7

Thursday, November 16, 2006 12:49 AM

Zoe: "Cap'n... What are you-"
Mal: "Hush! I'm using the force!"
Zoe: "Riiiiight..."

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I can slam a revolving door
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ROGUE7

Thursday, November 16, 2006 1:02 AM

Mal: "Woah! Easy there Simon.. What the hell do you think you're doin' to my mechanic!?"
Zoe: *Sigh* "Just look away Cap'n.."

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I can slam a revolving door
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MUTT999

Thursday, November 16, 2006 1:35 AM

Mal: "Watch! Watch how I can control the wind to mess up your hair while mine stays perfectly straight!"
Zoe: "Take a step back sir."

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"That's the buffet table."
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ASARIAN

Thursday, November 16, 2006 2:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Hey all!

Round 50 was amazing! Of course, as per usual only one can come out on top, and this past rounds winner is:

ASARIAN!

Yay! I won one! :)

Quote:

MAL: I've seen the Shepherd do it; how hard can it be?
ZOE: Thanks for the reenactment, Sir. But I'm still not clear on this whole benediction thing.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TPAGE

Thursday, November 16, 2006 2:15 AM

Zoë: Sir, what's that awful stench?
Mal: *snicker* he he

And if someday on some little piss-ant moon/My hand is a little too slow, or my aim a little bit off/At least I’ll go down fighting, not lying abed surrounded by quacks - "Sir Warrick" by Geezer

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Thursday, November 16, 2006 2:15 AM

Stupid double post. The lower one's the one you want.

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Thursday, November 16, 2006 2:15 AM

"Jayne, we said no to the you gettin' nekkid thing!!!"

Oh by the way, congrats Asarian.

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, November 16, 2006 2:45 AM

SHOUT! A Little Bit Softer Now
Shout! A little bit softer now
Shout. A little bit softer now
shout, a little bit softer now....

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

PUMAMANREDUX

Thursday, November 16, 2006 3:30 AM

(os) "No you didn't say "Mother may I", so take one step back"

or

(Mal) "So this is a temporal abnormality"
(Zoe) "Wrong series ..."

or

(os singing of Unchained Melody is heard)

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 16, 2006 4:23 AM

MAL: Down, boy. Down!
ZOE: Uhhh, what is it, sir?
MAL: Hope it's something "Down" works on...

bun
~Bastards blessed my turtle~

MAZAEN

Thursday, November 16, 2006 5:45 AM

Mal: The promoters didn't say this circus was this hands on. Stay there nice lion.

Zoe: I think Wash is in a worse predictament over there sir. He's being juggled by some geese.

or

Mal: This firefly series ship is shiny. This ship sounds like a wild horse and how 'bout this one Zoe?

Zoe: mmm I'm still not sure sir. How about buying that killer bee ship over there? The killer bee ship's in good working order. I didn't see any bolts missing on that one.

Mal: I don't know. I think this ship's got so much spirit and it's so shiny.

JORJAREYNOLDS

Thursday, November 16, 2006 5:45 AM

Mal backs away from the brown mule in front of him.

ZOE: What exactly did you say to that Mule, Sir? 'Cause that look in his eyes isn't the look of hate rather the look of love.

MAL: I simply said what a shiny ass.

VERSEEXPLORER

Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:30 AM

Mal: Ooooo, look at that flowing cotton dress in the store window.
Zoe: You've got to be kidding.

CHOO1701

Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:43 AM

Mal: Everybody stay calm, i know how to tame a Killer Bunny...

or

Zoe: cloaking device?
Mal: yeah i used it on Inara
*SMACK*

or

Zoe: Sir, your NOT David Blaine

and

Zoe: You know these milk runs would be easier WITHOUT the cow part...

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TRAIN!!!

VERSEEXPLORER

Thursday, November 16, 2006 7:14 AM

Gina: You really opened a MySpace account?
Nathan: Ya' it's soooo coool. I've got over 3000 friends!

CHOO1701

Thursday, November 16, 2006 7:28 AM

Mal: can you feel all that love Zoe? huh? Can ya? Its so warm and shiny.
Zoe: Sir? have you been taking Rivers medication again? And why is Jayne talking to a horse?

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TRAIN!!!

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Thursday, November 16, 2006 7:33 AM

Quote:
[B}And now round 51!

MAL:"You put your right hand in...."

ZOE:"I don't think that'll work, sir."

Ok...how's about this:

Mal: Step right up! Step right up! See the mighty Amazon Warrioress perform her ritualistic intimidation ceremony!

Zoe: Sir....when I find the joy buzzer you had Wash hide, I think we'll be having....

*Zoe arches backward*

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

CHOO1701

Thursday, November 16, 2006 9:02 AM

MAL: and i have nothing up my sleeves- (whispering) Where is your husband with my gorram spaceship!!!
Zoe: he said something about "Jurassic Park"

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TRAIN!!!

SICKDUDE

Thursday, November 16, 2006 11:22 PM

Zoe: Sir, you do NOT have an invisible plane.
Mal: I know I left it here somewhere....

(FloralB, hilarious as always!)

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

CHOO1701

Friday, November 17, 2006 8:54 AM

Zoe's spider senses were tingling. Wash has mixed the whites with the colours again...

(hehe..if you can do Wonder Women )

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TRAIN!!!

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Friday, November 17, 2006 9:48 AM

Mal and Zoe never did get the hang of doing the macarena

DEBBIE

Friday, November 17, 2006 12:09 PM

singing the song from Santa Claus is coming to town:
Mal: Put one foot in front of the other...

Zoe: Sir I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

ASARIAN

Friday, November 17, 2006 12:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Or,

MAL: Wish I could help ya, Zoe, but I'm drying my nails.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CHOO1701

Friday, November 17, 2006 12:23 PM

Zoe suddenly realized that mis-using the force and slinky underwear DID NOT MIX!!!

or

While Mal distracted the guards with magic tricks, Jayne would climb the outside of the building and sneek into the safe room on the top floor. Well...that was the plan at least...

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TRAIN!!!

DEBBIE

Friday, November 17, 2006 1:49 PM

Zoe: Thought you weren't planin on the dirt kissin sir.

DEBBIE

Friday, November 17, 2006 1:55 PM

Mal: 1- 2- 3- 4- 5, 5 yep counted 5 fingers. I'm O.K.

Zoe: Kissin girls again captain?

SABRI3L

Friday, November 17, 2006 2:03 PM

Mal: These are not the browncoats you are looking for

or

Mal: Just picture it Zoe, 3000 people and they all want to meet ME

Zoe: Sir, Half the souls we meet try to shoot you or turn you in. You might want to rethink knowing 3000 people.

Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats

JPSTARGAZER

Friday, November 17, 2006 6:52 PM

Mal: "See Zoe, and then I wax off! Mr. Miyagi was right, he was teaching me karate all along!"
Zoe (confused): "Sir?"

OR

Upon the first extraterrestrial visit to the 'Verse:
Zoe: "I wouldn't touch that if..."
Mal: "It's alright, I have experience with slimy alien creatures. You better cover your mouth..."

OR

Gina stood watch while Nathan crept in to scare Joss, however, Summer beat him to the punch and cured Joss' hiccups with her brain.

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

SICKDUDE

Friday, November 17, 2006 7:09 PM

Mal: See, I'm the Decider. He-he.

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

MSG

Friday, November 17, 2006 7:21 PM

Quote:

Mal: Ok I left the ship right here I swear!
Zoe: (muttering) My man wouldn't have left the keys in the ship.
Mal: What was that?
Zoe: Sir, I said I'm sure it was the gorram reavers, nothin' you could have done
Mal: Damn right you did

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

SICKDUDE

Friday, November 17, 2006 10:50 PM

Mal: ...and what does this make me?
Zoe: A Big Damn Mime, sir???

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

MISSTRESSAHARA

Saturday, November 18, 2006 2:23 AM

Mal: Ok guys, so check this out. We're there all nekkid and it's juuust starting to get hot and steamy when she slips her tong.....

Zoe: If you even finish that sentence I will hurt you. It happened once and I was drunk.

Mal: Then I feel her hand......

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

CHOO1701

Saturday, November 18, 2006 6:51 AM

Mal always tried to cover it up when he broke wind...sometimes with mime powers.

and

Zoe: is that a polar bear?

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TRAIN!!!

VERSEEXPLORER

Saturday, November 18, 2006 7:31 AM

Nathan: I'm going to stretch my hand like this and place it in cement at Grauman's Chinese Theater.
Gina: Being a bit optimistic?

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REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, November 18, 2006 11:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal: Zoe, I think I found a force...

Zoe: (BONK) OW, my face!

Mal:...field

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

CHOO1701

Saturday, November 18, 2006 12:11 PM

Mal had a really hard time beleving he could only see FOUR FINGERS!!

and

Zoe: a little lost sir?
Mal: trust me, this sight beyond sight will work...

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TRAIN!!!

WALRUS

Saturday, November 18, 2006 12:49 PM

That game of "chubby bubbies" Mal played with Kaylee the night before caught up with him at a very inconvenient moment.

.~.OR.~.

Zoe : "Sir, what are you doing ?"
Mal : "I'm telling you Zoe, If you squint like this and sort of lean... Like this... Jayne looks like a woman... Well... Womanish"

THEFIREFLYSERENITY

Saturday, November 18, 2006 2:07 PM

Mal: Whoa, now, put the BB gun down.
Zoe: Sir, that’s a real gun!

PDCHARLES

Saturday, November 18, 2006 5:17 PM

Mal: I'm thinking we'll rise again. *few moments pass* AHEM, I'M THINKING... WE'LL RISE AGAIN! Ok. heh Just messin' around. To Unification Day!

latest vid

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KELAI

Monday, November 20, 2006 12:13 AM

ZOE: You see, sir, I told you not to mess with kids anymore. They have GUNS now.

--

//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, November 20, 2006 8:52 AM

NATHAN: Whoa, Joss, what is this on our set?
Is it that Hellmouth I've been hearing about?
GINA: Looks to me like the entrance to the
Reaver Petting Zoo.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, November 22, 2006 3:23 AM

bump!

voting will be up in a few hours!

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 22, 2006 3:42 AM

GINA: You just shook hands with a Fox executive...
NATHAN: I know, I know. Counting my fingers right now.

bun
~Fox execs singed my turtle~

ASARIAN

Wednesday, November 22, 2006 6:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
GINA: You just shook hands with a Fox executive...
NATHAN: I know, I know. Counting my fingers right now.

bun
~Fox execs singed my turtle~

Yours are, as always, hilarious. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 23, 2006 5:12 AM

asarian:
Yours are, as always, hilarious. :)
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And yours aren't exactly losers, are
they? ::-)
I think we all do a splendid job, really.
When the voting goes up I have a hard time
deciding and would often like to have another
vote -- or even two.

bun
~Bastards signed my turtle -- to a 3-yr. deal~

ROGUE7

Thursday, November 23, 2006 6:08 AM

Mal: "Wait for it.. Wait for it....."
*fart*
Mal: "Aaaah.. teehee"
Zoe: "Oh lord.."

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I can slam a revolving door
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CHOO1701

Thursday, November 23, 2006 6:39 AM

The mexican wave didn't quite work out how Mal had planned.

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TRAIN!!!

ASARIAN

Thursday, November 23, 2006 1:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Ok, a few more for the road:

JAYNE (O.S.): "Damn yokels can't even tell how much fingers you're holding up."

Or:

SIMON (O.S.): "What if I told you I was a fugitive?"
MAL: "Whoa! Back it up, son! Just got a weird sense of deja-vu!"
ZOE: "Sir?"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, November 23, 2006 10:59 PM

Okay so I've come to this one rather late and all the good ideas have been used up but whilst we're waiting for the voting page...

"Sir, I don't think we can blame this one on the boogey."

___________________
Hissssssssss!

ROGUE7

Friday, November 24, 2006 12:35 AM

Hahaha I like that one.
In fact there are so many great ones!!
Can't wait to vote.

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I can slam a revolving door
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, November 24, 2006 7:24 AM

alright it was more than a few hours...comp troubles seem to be everywhere...but never fear...it is fixed, and

IT's VOTING TIME!!

VOTE FOR 3!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1017829&sparkKey=04f60f
7b7255c6dae61f4dde601ab36db0

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CHOO1701

Friday, November 24, 2006 12:40 PM

Vote Bump.

Lots of funny ones this time

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TRAIN!!!

VERSEEXPLORER

Friday, November 24, 2006 1:20 PM

*bump*
3 votes this time.

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VERSEEXPLORER

Friday, November 24, 2006 4:50 PM

VOTE!

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 25, 2006 8:01 AM

Too many good ones this week.
VOTE!

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

SICKDUDE

Tuesday, November 28, 2006 6:11 PM

Bumped for voting!

(I still got some ground to cover... )

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 29, 2006 2:27 AM

...are we there yet?

bun
~etc.~

ROGUE7

Thursday, November 30, 2006 10:36 AM

Hehehehe wow these ones are so great.

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I can slam a revolving door
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, November 30, 2006 3:00 PM

Dang, I'm late on this one, but here are mine anyways...

Mal: Is this a dagger I see before me?

OR

Mal: Advice from an old tracker...if you want to find someone, use your eyes.
Zoe: Sir, the contact is off to your left in that bright green hover car.

OR

Zoe: Don't mean to interrupt your training, Sir, but is that a bunch of dancing penguins over there?
Mal: I'm not fallin' for that again...

OR

Mal: I'm gonna switch the idol with a bag of sand, real quick like...WAH LAH!
Zoe: Sir? Maybe you should have brought the bag of sand?
Mal: Why? Nothing happened.
Zoe: Could you explain that to the big boulder headed our way, Sir?

BWAH!
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