Favourite or Fun Movie Quotes

POSTED BY: Calhoun
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CALHOUN

Sunday, November 19, 2006 10:28 AM

I'll start with a couple of my favourites.

But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this, dramatis persona. Voila! In view, a humble, vaudvillian veteran, cast, vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicessitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestage of the vox populi now vancant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified! And has vowed to vanquish thesevenal and virulent vermin vangaurding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and varacious violation of volition! ...The only verdict is vengence. A vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilent and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbage veres most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me, "V".

-Hugo Weaving, "V for Vendetta"

"Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil man. Blessed is he in the name of charity and goodwill who shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, on those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

-Samuel L. Jackson, 'Pulp Fiction'

BORNTOFLY

Sunday, November 19, 2006 1:09 PM

Can't go past Fight Club, that film has dozens of awesome quotes.

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. -Brad Pitt, Fight Club

And of course...
The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.- Brad Pitt, Fight Club

Yipee-kai-ay Motherf*cker.- Bruce Willis, Die Hard

KANEMAN

Sunday, November 19, 2006 5:08 PM

Standing over a tied down would-be pedophile whose balls she is icing down before cutting them off.(not verbatim....best I could recall)

"Don't worry, my father is a surgeon, I have been reading his books..I figure castration just may be the easiest operation there is...I mean, farm boys do it to their livestock everyday..if they can do it, I think I can, after all I am an A student."

Halley - Hard Candy

CHRISISALL

Sunday, November 19, 2006 5:12 PM

"They can be a great people Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way."

Guess from whatChrisisall

CALHOUN

Monday, November 20, 2006 5:02 AM

Quote:
chrisisall wrote:
Sunday, November 19, 2006 07:12
"They can be a great people Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way."

Guess from whatChrisisall

I'm pretty sure there is a large "S" involved..

Here is an easy one for the righteous!

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Monday, November 20, 2006 5:17 AM

"Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum! I'm gonna have them carve that on your tonbstone."
from Spaced Invaders, my favorite guilty pleasure movie.

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Monday, November 20, 2006 5:39 AM

from The Magnificent Seven:

No, come on, come on, tell me why.
Vin: It's like a fellow I once knew in El Paso. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him that same question, "Why?"
Calvera: And?
Vin: He said, "It seemed to be a good idea at the time."

KINGKAI

Monday, November 20, 2006 5:57 AM

"Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Yeah, that went well..."

CALHOUN

Monday, November 20, 2006 7:04 AM

Quote:
KingKai wrote:
Sunday, November 19, 2006 19:57
"Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I think its "Indigo", also I think the the actor is Mandy Patinkin from Criminal Minds. Of course I have been wrong before. Once. Hehe

JADEHAND

Monday, November 20, 2006 7:32 AM

"Any town, any time, there's always been a Snappy Snack Shack where you can pop a ham and cheese in the micro wave and feast on a Turbodog........ Kinda keeps me sane."

SILENCE

Monday, November 20, 2006 7:32 AM

Oooops - a whole lotta people

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"Listen, if you got guests I can come back later."

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BABYWITHTHEPOWER

Monday, November 20, 2006 10:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:

I think its "Indigo", also I think the the actor is Mandy Patinkin from Criminal Minds. Of course I have been wrong before. Once. Hehe

Nope, KingKai is right, it's Inigo.

From Independence Day:

President Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

And of course, from the BDM:

Mal: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket...

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I'll be in my bunk.
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SUZFROMOZ

Monday, November 20, 2006 10:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
Quote:
KingKai wrote:
Sunday, November 19, 2006 19:57
"Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I think its "Indigo", also I think the the actor is Mandy Patinkin from Criminal Minds. Of course I have been wrong before. Once. Hehe

well, this makes two, as it is definately Inigo

BORNTOFLY

Monday, November 20, 2006 10:15 AM

The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.- Jean Reno - The Professional

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?- John Cusack, Gross Pointe Blank

Like I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your f*ckin' forehead, and I'm gonna f*ck the brain hole!- Dan Aykroyd, Gross Pointe Blank

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?- John Cusack, High Fidelity

HEWHOKICKSALOT

Monday, November 20, 2006 1:13 PM

He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard. A useless old fart. A worthless steaming pile of cow dung! Figuratively speaking.

and...

Simmins is old! He should've been out of the game years ago, but he can't go home 'cause hates his wife. You remember her from the Christmas party. She's the one who gets plastered and calls him a retard!

Jim Carey - Liar Liar

I know, not very inspired, but it always makes my kids laugh.

"There're 70 worlds spinnin' about the 'verse and the meek ain't inherited a one of 'em."

Rob O.

CLEMENTINE

Monday, November 20, 2006 3:12 PM

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

It's not my god-damn planet, monkey boy!

Shut offa that gosh-darn klaxxon!
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And if wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak.

CLEMENTINE

Monday, November 20, 2006 3:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
"Any town, any time, there's always been a Snappy Snack Shack where you can pop a ham and cheese in the micro wave and feast on a Turbodog........ Kinda keeps me sane."

"We got a no f**s rule in the cafeteria."

"But you have an open door policy on a**holes, don't you."

TRISTAN

Monday, November 20, 2006 3:23 PM

What we got here is...failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach... Captain, Cool Hand Luke

No women, no children. Leon, The Professional

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself Morpheus, The Matrix

Many, many more....

I like the Magnificent Seven quote, too. Another of my favorites is I'll tell you what. Don't shoot the gun. Take the gun like this, and you use it like a club, all right?

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CHRISMOORHEAD

Monday, November 20, 2006 3:38 PM

You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads. Are you smoking this shit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is. Elias was full of shit. Elias was a crusader. Now, I got no fight... with any man who does what he's told. But when he don't, the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down, we break down. And I ain't gonna allow that... in any of you. Not one. Y'all love Elias. Oh, you wanna kick ass. Yeah. Well, here I am, all by my lonesome. And there ain't nobody gonna know. Six of you boys against me. Kill me. Huh. I shit on all of you. - Tom Beringer, Platoon

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us. - Marlon Brando, Apocalypse Now

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now

If they ever tell my story let them say that I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Hector, tamer of horses. Let them say I lived in the time of Achilles. - Sean Bean, Troy

In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame it's inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. Punishment. - Thomas Jane, The Punisher

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Place my body on a ship and burn it on the sea,
Let my spirit rise, Valkyries carry me.
Take me to Valhalla where my brothers wait for me.
Fires burn into the sky, my spirit will never die.

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Monday, November 20, 2006 3:55 PM

"...shut that c*nt up before I come and f*ck start her face." - the Way of the Gun

"And shepherds we shall be,
for thee, my lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command
So we will flow a river forth unto thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
En nomini patri, et fili, spiritus sancti." - Boondock Saints (duh)

"Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace." - Boondock Saints

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he did not exist." - Usual Suspects

I could do this for hours, honestly. :)

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

TRISTAN

Monday, November 20, 2006 4:04 PM

RIMG, I was going to just cut and paste the whole script of Boondock Saints here, but I did not think everyone would appreciate it.

When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints. Il Duce

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TERRI

Monday, November 20, 2006 5:59 PM

I swear one of my favorite quotes from a movie is "oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die", but barring Serenity stuff,

Bart: [the townfolk aren't happy to find out that their new sheriff is black. They begin to load their guns and point them at him. Bart then points his own pistol at his head] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!

Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.

Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it!

Bart: Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town!

Bart: Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's despit! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...
[the townfolk drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd and towards the station]

Harriett Van Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?

Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!

Bart: Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!

Bart: Shut up!
[places his hand over his mouth, drags himself through the door into his office]

Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!

This movie is just hilarious!!!! And I mean, I could go on forever, this whole movie is quotable.

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Monday, November 20, 2006 6:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
RIMG, I was going to just cut and paste the whole script of Boondock Saints here, but I did not think everyone would appreciate it.

Yeah I had to stop myself too.

Male Customer #1: It's too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pleasant-sounding word.
Male Customer #2: Chlamydia?
Male Customer #1: Chlamydia.
Male Customer #2: Chlamydia. I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia. - Waiting

I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule; never f*ck with people who handle your food. - Waiting

Man, it's the same bullsh*t they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N. - Dazed and Confused

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

CHRISISALL

Monday, November 20, 2006 7:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

I'm pretty sure there is Melange involved...

Paulisall

KINGKAI

Monday, November 20, 2006 8:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
Quote:
KingKai wrote:
Sunday, November 19, 2006 19:57
"Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I think its "Indigo", also I think the the actor is Mandy Patinkin from Criminal Minds. Of course I have been wrong before. Once. Hehe

It is "Inigo" and yes that is Mandy Patinkin. One of my favorite actors who also starred in the late,great "Dead Like Me."

"Yeah, that went well..."

JADEHAND

Monday, November 20, 2006 8:34 PM

"They come to his home in the afternoon looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Soze.
He comes home to his wife raped and his children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough. Not to be trifled with.
So they let him know they meant business.
They tell Soze they want his territory
all his business. Soze looks over the
faces of his family... Then he showed
these men of will what will really was.
He tells him he would rather' see his family dead than live another day after this.
He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends.
He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone."

"Keaton always said: "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser SOZE."

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Monday, November 20, 2006 8:39 PM

Holy poop guys, y'all took mine. Boondock, Way, Pulp, Magnificent, Leon, Blank, Platoon, Apocalypse, The BDM, etc., etc., etc.

Lets see:

"Are ya gonna bark all day little doggy, or are ya gonna bite?"
-Reservoir Dogs

"Yes, sir.
In my case, an accident of birth.
But you, sir,
you're a self-made man."
-The Professionals

"Honor is what no man can give... and what no man can take away"
-Rob Roy

"It looks like one of those new indoor shopping malls."
-Dawn Of The Dead

JADEHAND

Monday, November 20, 2006 8:54 PM

"This may seem like a really stupid question."
"There are no stupid questions."
"You inherit five million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're gonna blow it up in two days. What do you do?"
"That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."

"No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends."
"I.. I don't really like your friends either."

"Mmm.. Thank you, that was my.. first game of strip croquet."
"Well, you're welcome. It's a lot more interesting than just flinging off your clothes and boning away on a neighbour's swing set."
"Mmm.. there's a lot to be said for throwing off your - oww!"

" If you're happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host."

---Heathers

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Monday, November 20, 2006 9:13 PM

I can't believe these haven't been mentioned yet!

"He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"

"Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time..."

The Life of Brian

THESOMNAMBULIST

Monday, November 20, 2006 9:19 PM

"The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their benefit, as if it was conceivable that the sun had been set afire merely to ripen men's apples and head their cabbages.” - Cyrano de Bergerac

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DEEPGIRL187

Monday, November 20, 2006 10:07 PM

The one thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.

-Grandpa, The Lost Boys

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"So long and goodnight."

CIOCCOLATA

Monday, November 20, 2006 10:20 PM

"Our daddy may have Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!
--Liar,Liar

TRISTAN

Monday, November 20, 2006 10:24 PM

You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? Joker

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PDCHARLES

Monday, November 20, 2006 10:53 PM

Ooooo, some good ones in here!

fav:
Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that Smoke wagon and see what happens.
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You gonna do something or just Stand there and bleed? Wyatt ~ Tombstone

fun:
Ruuunnnn! Get to da choppa!!!! Arnie ~ Predator

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

RMMC

Monday, November 20, 2006 11:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by deepgirl187:
The one thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.

-Grandpa, The Lost Boys

That was always my fav from that movie.

And these I'm fond of:

"No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to." --Dr Buckaroo Banzai (Peter Weller), The Adventires of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension

"What's this, Professor?"
"It's your hand, Buckaroo." --Buckaroo and Professor Hikita (Robert Ito), ibid.

"Would you care for some dessert or some fruit?" --Wadsworth (Tim Curry) Clue

"Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?"
"I don't know. He's on everyone else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?" -- Col. Mustard (Martin Mull) and Wadsworth, ibid

"Who are you? Perry Mason?" - Miss Scarlet (Leslie Ann Warren) ibid

And just insert all of Monty Python and the Holy Grail here, okay?

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RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

CALHOUN

Monday, November 20, 2006 11:37 PM

fun:

I think its Kindergarten Cop where Arnie goes into a nightclub to rescue the young girl and some punk says to him "who the hell are you man!"
to which Arnie responds "I'm da party pooper"

Love that one!

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Monday, November 20, 2006 11:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:

And just insert all of Monty Python and the Holy Grail here, okay?

Hehe I have to agree with that one too!

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??"

And another good silly movie is So I Married an Axe Murderer
"That other stuff will probably kill you, whereas Froot Loops are light, and reasonably high in fiber...I care for Apple Jacks a great deal."

That whole movie is so ridiculous that it's funny!

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Monday, November 20, 2006 11:53 PM

Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi. - NAVIN JOHNSON -THE JERK-

Now I'm the only son of a bitch I know -BRAIN CANDY

Whip me ,beat me, make me write bad checks ! - EATING RAOUL

And for somethiing completely different ..

What an excellent day for an exorcism. - THE EXORCIST

I could do this all day.Wait a minute I do .It's just in my head.Nevermind.

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

MUTT999

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 12:07 AM

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
RH-Blade Runner
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Leave the gun, take the cannolis.

- - - - - - - - - - - -
"That's the buffet table."
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REGINAROADIE

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 12:08 AM

Oh God, there's so many. Just off the top of my head.

"Is this your idea, on how to run a newspaper?"
"I don't know how to run a newspaper Mr. Thatcher, I just try everything I can think of."

"I see. So this is YOU who this is being done to. It's not me at all. Not how I feel. Not what it means to me. I can't do this to you? Oh yes I can."

Both are from CITIZEN KANE. THe former is from the first time we see Orson Welles on the screen in the movie. The latter is when Susan Alexander leaves him.

"Forgive me, your majesty. I am a vulgar man. But I assure you my music is not." Mozart in AMADEUS

"My plan was so simple, that it terrified me. First I must get the death mass, and then I...I must achieve his death."
"What?"
"His funeral. Imagine it. THe cathedral. All of Vienna sitting there. His coffin. Mozart's little coffin, standing in the middle. And then...in that silence...(quivering gasp) music. A divine music bursts out over them all. A great mass of death. Requiem mass for Wolfgang Mozart, composed by his devoted friend Antonio Salieri. (excited gasp) What sublimity, what depth. What passion in the music. Salieri has been touched by God at last, and God was forced to listen. Powerless, powerless to stop it. I, for one, in the end, laughing AT HIM!!!" Salieri in AMADEUS

"37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!"
"In a row?" DANTE to a customer in CLERKS

"We the People's Front of Judea, brackets officials end brackets, do hereby convey our fraternal and sisterly greeting to you Brian, on this, the occassion of your martyrdom."
"What!!"
"Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman impertialist agressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the PFJ, etc. And I'd just like to add on a personal note, my own admiration for what you are doing for us, Brian. And what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time. REG from LIFE OF BRIAN

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"We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?"
"Four"
You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?"
"We would destroy the Cybermen with ONE Dalek. You are superior in only one respect."
"What is that?"
"You are better at dying."

Trash talk between a Cyberman and a Dalek. It doesn't get any better than that.

KINGKAI

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 12:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? Joker

Nice!! that was my second choice

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"Yeah, that went well..."

KINGKAI

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 12:15 AM

okay I just thought of another favorite.

"egh! where on earth did you get that dress and those shoes and that coat, jeeez!"---Airplane.

"Yeah, that went well..."

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 12:19 AM

Oh, I thought of another one:

"Bye, bye boys! Have fun stormin' the castle!"
-The Princess Bride

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 12:19 AM

cioccolata wrote:
Monday, November 20, 2006 12:20
"Our daddy may have Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!
--Liar,Liar

Isn't that from Me, Myself, and Irene?

"Where are all the white women?"- Blazing Saddles

SAVEWASH

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 2:41 AM

From "Bull Durham":

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball". -- Annie

"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic." -- Crash

"Man, that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" -- Crash

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 2:56 AM

A couple from Devil's Advocate:

John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

Kevin Lomax: What about love?
John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

SHINYSEAN

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 3:49 AM

"Suck in the guts guys, were the Ghostbusters!"

MONKSDAD

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 4:29 AM

The Bull Durham Quote is Classic.

My favorite non BDM/Firefly quote is:
"I'm your Huckleberry." :)
Tombstone doc holiday

"And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

TRAVELER

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 4:56 AM

"Badges! We don't need no stinken badges!"
A Mexican bandit from "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre".

Traveler

JPSTARGAZER

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 5:25 AM

Top Gun is infinitely quotable:

(from memory, may not be accurate)
"Goose, she's lost that lovin' feeling."
"Oh, no Mav..."
"No, she's lost it."
"But...uh, I hate it when she does that!"

And basically any Iceman line. Hey, I just realized the similarities between Goose and Wash. Now I'm sad.

Anything from This Is Spinal Tap is great too...

(also from memory, sorry if I butcher it)
"We were told it was one of those 'better not to know' situations."
"The medical description was he died choking on vomit, although we don't really know who's vomit."
"You can't really dust for vomit."

And from Blow:

"May the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

FINN MAC CUMHAL

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 6:22 AM

A few quotes I use in my everyday speech (believe it or not)

“Release the Kracken!!”
Calibos - Clash of the Titans

“Either get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’.”
Red – Shawshank Redemption

“Their lethal at nine months, and do mean lethal.”
Australian dude – Jurassic Park

“I like talking to people.”
Jim Dodge – Career Opportunities or sometimes referred to as the “Jimget movie” as I can rarely remember actual title.

“Nugent. Ted Nugent.”

“Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law. “
Fletch – Fletch

“It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man.”

“Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.”
Fletch – Fletch 2

“You can keep the stool sample.”
Emmett Fitzhume – Spies Like Us

“O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.”
Clark Grizwald – Vacation

...there are probably lots of others if I sat and thought about it.

Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.

Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.

-- Cicero

EVILBUNGLE

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 9:17 AM

one line I have always liked (not sure why TBH but makes me laugh) in 5th Element
"Chicken, Chicken Good!"

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Together we will triumph.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 5:09 PM

"Fastest knobs in the west."
Woody in Toy Story

HEWHOKICKSALOT

Monday, November 27, 2006 11:23 PM

"Saving you? Is that what you think I was doing? I simply noticed you were improperly packaged."

"Kids these days. So desensitized by movies and television."

Jim Carry - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Rob O.

SINGATE

Tuesday, November 28, 2006 12:46 AM

My favorite from Bull Durham is...

Nuke: "He hit that like he knew it was coming."
Crash: "He did."
Nuke: "How?"
Crash: "I told him."

Sticking with the baseball theme there are several from Bob Uecker in Major League.

"Just a bit outside."
"He hits that one towards South America."

And finally from Major League II when the manager finally flips out on his team.

"That's all I here from you guys is excuses. It's either a medical thing, or a spiritual thing, or a psychological thing, or a heart attack!"

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

ROXYFREEFALL

Tuesday, November 28, 2006 1:12 AM

Oooh, I got so many. I think I'll have to start with a good ole one from Army of Darkness...

Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

And of course my very fav scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

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TEACHDAIRE

Tuesday, November 28, 2006 2:23 AM

Here's one from Aliens.
Hudson: Im ready man, check it out. I am the ultimate bad ass, in the state of the bad ass art. You do not want to #@#%$ with me. Check it out ... Hey ripley, dont worry! Me and my squad of ultimate bad asses will protect you. Check it out: Independantly targeting particle beam phalynx vvvwhap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, rpg's, we got sonic-electronic ball breakers. We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks ...

One from Dodgeball
Where's steve the pirate?
who's steve the pirate?
you know, the guy who is always dressed as a pirate?
I don't know what you're talking about.

*steve comes in dressed completely normal*

OH! steve the pirate!!

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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

GRAYFURY

Wednesday, November 29, 2006 3:15 PM

Fight Club: "Martha Stewart is polishing the brass on the Titanic!"

And one I use almost daily when things go downhill,Is from Jaws... "Were gonna need a bigger boat!"

"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"

KINETIC

Wednesday, November 29, 2006 3:42 PM

AOD
King: Are all men from the future such braggarts?
Ash: Nope, just me baby, just me.

Bad Sheila: You found me baeautiful once.
Ash: Lady, you got real ugly.

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That's just what we call pillow talk baby!

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Thursday, November 30, 2006 1:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Teachdaire:
One from Dodgeball
Where's steve the pirate?
who's steve the pirate?
you know, the guy who is always dressed as a pirate?
I don't know what you're talking about.

*steve comes in dressed completely normal*

OH! steve the pirate!!

I love that one too! Alan Tudyk is too funny in that movie!

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

BIONICBATMAN

Thursday, November 30, 2006 1:15 AM

" The world doesnt need a savior! " " Really? Cause i hear thousands of people everyday wishing they had one. " - Superman

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, November 30, 2006 7:44 AM

"Give her your jacket"
"Why me?"
"Because you are Perfect"
"Well you have a point"

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

PENGUIN

Thursday, November 30, 2006 12:57 PM

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws.

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

BORNTOFLY

Thursday, November 30, 2006 1:41 PM

It's probably already been done and I've missed it, but...

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"-Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

I'm surprised no one has done...
"Bond. James Bond"- Pick one.

CANTER

Thursday, November 30, 2006 5:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
RIMG, I was going to just cut and paste the whole script of Boondock Saints here, but I did not think everyone would appreciate it.

Me too, I was reading and rehearsing and then, there it was, the best quote of all time.

I'm thinking we'll rise again!

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LITTLEALBATROSS29

Thursday, November 30, 2006 5:56 PM

From the South Park movie :

Sheila Broflovski: Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids! That's what this war is all about!

Bryce
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She rings like a bell through the night,and wouldn't you love to love her ? Takes to the sky like a bird in flight and who will be her lover ? All your life you've never seen a woman taken by the sky.Would you stay if she promised you heaven ? Would you even try ? -Stevie Nicks

CANTER

Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:10 PM

Connor: I'm Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod, I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

Brenda: Well...we all have our little problems.

-HIGHLANDER-

I'm thinking we'll rise again!

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LITTLEALBATROSS29

Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:35 PM

This is like what's in my head all day long.

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me. -Sara from Labyrinth

Bryce
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She rings like a bell through the night,and wouldn't you love to love her ? Takes to the sky like a bird in flight and who will be her lover ? All your life you've never seen a woman taken by the sky.Would you stay if she promised you heaven ? Would you even try ? -Stevie Nicks

SPONGEWORTHY

Thursday, November 30, 2006 7:17 PM

I could quote Fletch, Fletch Lives, Bull Durham, and Blazing Saddles all day. Some of my favorites not mentioned.

"You're late."
"A manure spitter jack-kniffed on the Santa-Ana.... You should see my boots." -Fletch in Fletch

"Ohhh. Cash. Fletch, I'm impressed." - Gillette
"I just saw my pimp today." - Fletch in Fletch

"You don't think I've used too many." Rev Jimmie Lee Farnsworth pointing to the many pictures of himself.
"No. No. It worked for the Ayatollah." - Fletch in Fletch Lives

"You use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore." - Taggart in Blazing Saddles

LWAVES

Thursday, November 30, 2006 10:05 PM

Not necessarily verbatim but:

Blade Runner:
"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacks ships on fire of the shoulder of Orion. C-Beams glistening through the Tanhauser Gate. All those memories...lost...like tears in the rain."

The Usual Suspects
"We can place you in Queens at the time of the robbery."
"I live in Queens."

Python (soooo many to mention)
"Blessed are the cheesemakers."

"But he's not dead."
"Yes he is."
"Actually I'm feeling a lot better now."

"What's your favourite colour?"
"Blue, no re...ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!"

lwaves

REGINAROADIE

Thursday, November 30, 2006 10:52 PM

I wouldn't call it a quote so much as a monologue. Bu ti's from BRUCE ALMIGHTY, when Bruce finally loses it and does an on air rant. I love this moment in the movie since it really shows how much a comic genius Jim Carrey is.

'Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off? Hmm. I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory. Oh, well. No big deal."

And of course, he tops it all with, "I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!"

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"We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?"
"Four"
You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?"
"We would destroy the Cybermen with ONE Dalek. You are superior in only one respect."
"What is that?"
"You are better at dying."

Trash talk between a Cyberman and a Dalek. It doesn't get any better than that.

CAUSAL

Thursday, November 30, 2006 10:54 PM

"Mmm...salsa shark..."

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Grand High Poobah of the Mythical Land of Iowa, and Keeper of State Secrets

GOMITHROUS

Friday, December 1, 2006 1:12 AM

Favorite movie quote hmmm... just about everything from Monty Python there is nothing about any of their movies that isn't funny. "Burn the witch!", "What's the air speed velocity of a swallow", "Come back here I'll bite your legs off", "It's a mister Death he's come about the reaping". Monty Python is the best.

Beware the Giant Sock-Eating Purple Llama!!!

CAUSAL

Friday, December 1, 2006 6:23 AM

Monty Python, eh? How's about this (paraphrased): "Well, that's not terribly silly, now is it? Your left leg isn't silly at all--and your right is only silly on alternate steps, and then only with a half turn."

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Grand High Poobah of the Mythical Land of Iowa, and Keeper of State Secrets

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Saturday, December 2, 2006 7:22 AM

from the John Wayne movie McLintock!:
A farmer has just had a shotgun in Wayne's stomach.
"I know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this mornng, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't... The hell I won't--"
and Wayne hits him with an uppercut theat knocks him 3 feet in the air and over a cliff.

HOBBLEIT

Saturday, December 2, 2006 6:33 PM

Shaun: They still out there?
[Ed checks, revealing two zombies scratching at the window]
Ed: Yeah. What you think we should do?
Shaun: Have a sit down?
(shaun of the dead)

and from monty python and the holy grail

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

"did the titanic bend? No!"
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CLJOHNSTON108

Sunday, December 3, 2006 2:27 PM

Police Dispatcher: "The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved."

Carl: "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Caddyshack

H.I.: "I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."
Raising Arizona

Chris Knight: "Do you mind if I name my first child after you? 'Dipshit Knight' has a nice ring to it."
Real Genius

Chris Knight: "So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know."
Susan: "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
Chris Knight: "Not right now."
Susan: "A girl's gotta have her standards."
Real Genius

Chris Knight: "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'"
Real Genius

Chris Knight: "If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well... That's where you're right.
But - and I'm only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."
Real Genius

Nada: "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
They Live

Harry Lime: "In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
The Third Man

Rita: "I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?"
Cameraman: "How do you feel about Cleveland?"
Tootsie

Verbal: "Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station."
The Usual Suspects

Verbal: "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone."
The Usual Suspects

McManus: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Oswald was a fag!"
The Usual Suspects

Groucho Marx: "You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it!"

RUFUS T. FIREFLY (Groucho Marx): "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
DUCK SOUP, Paramount, 1933

And, of course, who can forget Charlton Heston?

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

"Soylent Green is people!"

GOMITHROUS

Sunday, December 3, 2006 2:47 PM

Oh I almost forgot the "Milk" scene from Kingpin. I can't remember it word-for-word but this is how it goes:

The story is that the guy is pretending to be Amish and trying to fit in with the other Amish people (I'm not going to explain why).

So he walks in with a big bucket of milk and starts bragging to the other Amish people about how he milked the cow and stuff like that and then he takes a huge gulp from the bucket. Everyone stares at him somewhat horrified so he asks what's wrong, to which they reply: "Sir, we don't have a cow, we have a bull"

Beware the Giant Sock-Eating Purple Llama!!!

CYBERSNARK

Sunday, December 3, 2006 9:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cljohnston108:
Groucho Marx:

Anything Groucho ever said is awesome.

"Pardon me while I have a strange interlude."

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

SISTER

Sunday, December 3, 2006 11:10 PM

"Tell me of your homeworld, Usul."
From "Dune" (Lynch version)...

"They'll not get far on hot air and fantasy," (not totally sure that's verbatim)...
from "The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen"
And just about ANYTHING from "The Boondock Saints."

KINGKAI

Sunday, December 3, 2006 11:20 PM

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god you say YES!"

"Yeah, that went well..."

CLJOHNSTON108

Sunday, December 3, 2006 11:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
Anything Groucho ever said is awesome.

"Pardon me while I have a strange interlude."

Well, I thought it was appropo that Groucho had a character by the name of Rufus Firefly!

AGATSU

Monday, December 4, 2006 5:30 AM

"How peaceful life would be without love, Adso. How safe, how tranquil... and how dull. "
- William of Baskerville, "The Name of the Rose"

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."
- V, "V for Vendetta"

"What I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that though I do not know you and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you."
- Valerie, "V for Vendetta"

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Monday, December 4, 2006 4:22 PM

from State and Main:

"Courthouse? Town ain't got no courthouse. Courthouse burnt down in 1960. Part of a spate of suspicious fires, supposed to have been set by some deranged teenager. Inspiration for the formation of the Waterford Huskies."

Several of the characters in the film have variations on the same speech.
And we adopted it here at home, just by changing the noun. Any one of us is liable to pop out with something like: " Fireflies? Town ain't got no fireflies. Fireflies all burnt down in 1960..."

gets a laugh every time.

ASARIAN

Tuesday, December 5, 2006 6:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:

Hmm, tough. One of my absolute favorite quotes is from The Holy Grail:

"You have to know these things when you're a King, you know." -- Arthur, King of the Britons.

Or, from The Life of Brian:

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow me, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we're all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...

Brilliant, that. :)

Or, from When Harry met Sally:

"I'll have what she's having."

And the ever witty, dry humor of Blake7:

"Modesty would be dishonesty." - Orac

"I'm going to live forever, or die trying." -- Vila

Etc, etc, etc. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FASTMOVER

Tuesday, December 5, 2006 7:48 PM

You made three mistakes. First you took the job. Second, you came light, a four man crew for me, f***ing insulting, but the worst mistake of all, ...empty gun rack.

-Riddick in the Chronicals of Riddick

We all began as something else. I've done unbelievable things in the name of a faith that was never my own, and he'll do to her what he did to me.

-Purifier in the Chronicles of Riddick. Not a really cool or funny, but an absolutely beautiful line that is full of meaning to my life.

BLACKBEANIE

Friday, December 15, 2006 11:22 AM

'Well Clarice, have the lambs stop screaming?'

'I do wish we could chat longer, but, I'm having an old friend for dinner.'

Hannibal Lecter- Silence of the Lambs.

The Crow: Serenity
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