CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #10

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, December 15, 2006 02:21
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:11 AM (P)

Woot! Doubly digit action! Just in time for the hi-larious ho-lidays! Okay, that sounded funnier in my head before I typed it...so on with the victory dance for CHOO1701! A repeat offender! I mean, winner! Can you 3peat CHOO1701?

That's some serious funny right there! *wipes tears...again* Now onto a special Tightpants first...a shot from the Done the Impossible documentary!!!

"MALcontents"

Right then. Show us what you got! Especially you CHOO1701!!!

BWAH!
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DARKJESTER

Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:23 AM (P)

"Here's a cap'n, there's a cap'n,
yellow pants gun-waving cap'n,
tightpants cap'n, browncoat cap'n,
cap'n, cap'n, sign."

My little take on the llama song

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

YINYANG

Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:28 AM (P)

Booming narrator (VO): Five men stand before us, each outfitted as their favorite captain. But, in the end, there can only be one...

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Moral of the story: Never bring a water gun to a shoot-out.

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Announcer (OS): And our top five finalists are - no, wait, not those guys...

(No offense to them, but Mal's too good to bald, or have a beard, or wear flourescent yellow pants... but the costumes are still shiny, and it's the thought that counts! )

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"What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone."

http://richlabonte.net/tvvote - Vote Firefly!

(by Kelai)

PUMAMANREDUX

Saturday, December 9, 2006 2:40 AM (P)

a) The Bachelors line up before their auction

***

b) A moment before they were told it was a Babylon 5 costume contest

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c) Jason Alexander and Nathan Lane will do anything for exposure.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, December 9, 2006 3:26 AM (P)

meep! This is just terrifying.

PA announcement:
Finalists in the slanty gunbelt derby please
report to the Bidder Registration area.

(...knew I should have gone down to Flan and
avoided this...)

bun
~Bastards flinged my turtle~

ASARIAN

Saturday, December 9, 2006 3:41 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

NARRATOR: Imagine our surprise when Cap'n turned out to be Multiple Man.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, December 9, 2006 3:44 AM (P)

Kaylee(OS): Five li'l Tightpants, standing in a row...

OR

River(OS):
This li'l Cap'n went to sell cows,
This li'l Cap'n made Serenity home,
This li'l Cap'n had protien supplements,
This li'l Cap'n "got some",
And this li'l Cap'n cried "Ree-ree-reavers!" all the way to Miranda.

OR

Inara(OS): Don't you have anything in an "It's 10 o'clock in the morning look"?

OR

Kaylee(OS): So batchelors, what is your idea of the perfect date when taking a girl out?
Mal#1: High handed attempts to defend a ladies honor...accentuated with a duel to the death!
Mal#2: Pickpocketing and barfighting. Get's the blood pumpin'!
Mal#3: A romantic train ride, complete with heisting alliance meds!
Mal#4: Getting my ass handed to me by a noname gov't operative so you can save me...it'll help make you feel important to my plotline!
Mal#5: Sex. Lots of Sex...
Kaylee(OS): Oooh! Tell me more #5!
Mal#5: ...with your best friend.

BWAH!
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DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:02 AM (P)

Even though Kaylee had warned him that it wasn't working right Mal just had to try out the cloning machine.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

PUMAMANREDUX

Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:11 AM (P)

What happens when Malcolm Reynolds meets up with Dave Lister and a modified Triplicator

(Firefly meets Red Dwarf, again))

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:13 AM (P)

must preface: No disrespect intended on my part toward the obvious true fans pictured here...

Zoe(OS): See this photo? It's the real reason we lost the war...Malcolm Redeux. Spread like wildfire after Serenity Valley...

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RHAEGARTARGARYEN

Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:26 AM (P)

When Snow White offhandedly mentioned she was an Inara Serra fan, five of her little friends arrived prepared.

My signature...Rhae.

VERSEEXPLORER

Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:34 AM (P)

Browncoats to Univeral Execs: Give us a sequel or will be acting out all of the episodes of Firefly on your main entrance.

Help Spread the Word to Non Sci-Fi Fans
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=20&t=25063&m=412141#412141

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Saturday, December 9, 2006 5:02 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by VerseExplorer:

Mal: Ok...here's the plan: since the Alliance is all riled up at me right now for what happened at Mr. Universe's, I propose we get a series of body-doubles to mess with their heads!

Inara: Mal? Where in the name of Buddha did you find these...men? Cuz they look more like relatives of Jayne than copies of you!

Jayne: Hey! My kin is a whole hell lot better lookin' than those clowns!

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

CHOO1701

Saturday, December 9, 2006 7:00 AM (P)

okay...i won...again. I think this hero deserves the finest drink in the house!

*sound of many guns cocking...*

or maybe not...

Again: Thanks to all that voted. Cheers Guys! Now on with the show!!!

In Joss first draft of "Serenity" was going to confuse the Operative with many, many Mal clones.

and

Inara (os): check please!

and

Dress Down Tuesday at Stargate Command brought up a few suprises...

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TRAIN!!!

CHOLLETT

Saturday, December 9, 2006 8:41 AM (P)

Mal #3: "I'm Spartacus!"
Mal #2: "No, I'm Spartacus!"
Mal#5: "I'm Spartacus!"

OR

All (singing): "We're, too sexy for our fandom, too sexy for our fandom, so sexy it huuuurts!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

DEBBIE

Saturday, December 9, 2006 12:41 PM (P)

Bashful,Happy,Grumpy,Doc,and Dopey.

Or

Will the real Malcolm Reynolds please step forward

COSMICFUGITIVE

Saturday, December 9, 2006 1:26 PM (P)

*Singing Five men went to mow*

Five Mals went to the con, went to the convention. Five Mals, four Mals, three Mals, two Mals, one Mal and his brown coat, went to the convention!

[IMG] [/IMG]

DEBBIE

Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:00 PM (P)

All Five mals singing: we represent the lollipop gild, The lollipop gild, the lollipop gild, and in the name of the lollipop gild we want to welcome you to munchkin land.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:14 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal(OS): Back on Shadow were I was growin' up, I had more family for a kid... and they were all fashion thieves. Bad ones too.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

CYBERSNARK

Saturday, December 9, 2006 4:40 PM (P)

MAL: Wait one gorram minute; they're not covering for me, they're trying to take credit!!

-----
We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, December 9, 2006 5:56 PM (P)

voiceover *sings*:
Which one of these Browncoats is not like the others? Which one of these Browncoats doesn't belong?

OR

In the future, GI Joe attempts to use Cobra Command's cloning technology to keep up the good fight. They never would get it quite right...

BWAH!
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CHOO1701

Saturday, December 9, 2006 9:34 PM (P)

Simon: nope THIS is what going mad feels like.

or

Wash: OKAY! thats it, wheres my crummy hero town!?!

and

Customers (os): Waiter! I ordered five FLANS, what in the special hell are these????

and

To make it worse, they'd made up a YMCA song as well...

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TRAIN!!!

GRAYALBATROSS

Saturday, December 9, 2006 10:14 PM (P)

(Vo):There were other actors,of course, but Nathan's biggest selling point was that he was the only one who fit in the damn coat right...

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, December 10, 2006 4:54 AM (P)

(Unison): Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are callin'.........

OR

(Female, off): No, officer, I'm sure he was
taller. Younger. And there was a distinct
odor of turnips. None of these has the bumpy
nose...

OR

(VO): Next man says, "I'm Bill Pardy" I'll 'ave
'is guts for garters!

bun
~Bastards ID'd my turtle~

DREAMWALKER

Sunday, December 10, 2006 5:04 AM (P)

The first anual Browncoat reunion seemed off to a promising start, but Mal had some doubts after discovering he'd invited all his old war buddies to an Alliance friendly bar.

OR

Voice (OS):Welcome to tonight's Browncoat auction. Step right up ladies and bid for genuine memebers of the Independents.

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, of God, we're all going to die?

PDCHARLES

Sunday, December 10, 2006 2:16 PM (P)

congrats once again Choo...

Bun, The "line-up" one fancied my tickle.

Joss: Ok guys. Show me what ya got.

Mal #1: (Kirkish) I aim... to.... Mis... Behave.
Mal #2: I'm aiming for Inara #12 ova' there... *whistles*
Mal #3: I aim directly at the ceiling.
Mal #4: I aim to please.
Mal #5: Huh... wha... uhhh... How drunk was I last night?

or

The "Shadowan Idol Rewind" was always a ratings giant.

or

Mal's (in unison): SUMMER!!!!!!!!
Summer: WHAT?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mal's: (pick) doh!, *whistles*, BANG!, *wets pants*, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Monday, December 11, 2006 12:10 AM (P)

GUEST(os):"Nice GUNS!"

MAL 1&3:"Why thank you..."

GUEST:"Not you, i meant Mal #4 over there..."

MAL 4:*smirks*

OR

With all the people dressed up like him around the area, Mal easily pulled the bank heist next door.

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FLORALBUNNY

Monday, December 11, 2006 3:10 AM (P)

Ahoy, pdc, it seemed so obvious. heh.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All kidding aside (but only for a moment,
so relax already) I just *LOVE* these guys.
They've obviously invested time, creativity,
love, and buckeroonies into these wonderful
Captain-y outfits. The man in the middle has
gone to the trouble to strike a "Mal" publicity
pose for us. They're great!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now (to your very great relief) back to the
snark. ::-)

As he surveyed the latest group of candidates,
Whedon's heart sank. Clearly something had gone
terribly wrong at the casting office. Well, he
sighed, at least he could console himself with
the fact that he had not asked anyone to audition
using that last scene in "Trash."

OR

"We're ready for our close-up."

bun
~Bastards tickled my turtle all fancy-like~

RHAEGARTARGARYEN

Monday, December 11, 2006 5:09 AM (P)

The help wanted ad had misspelled "Mail Room." Some came to apply for the Mal Room clerk position.

or,

Mal-a-day, noun, an unwholesome, delusional condition.

My signature...Rhae.

CHOO1701

Monday, December 11, 2006 7:05 AM (P)

Mal (os, Kaylee in arms): Oh, I'm a browncoat, and I'm okay,I sleep all night and I work all day.

MAL CHORUS: He's a browncoat, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day.

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LUMBERJACK SONG!!!

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, December 11, 2006 7:06 AM (P)

LOL @ Rhae!!

Is Delusional Captaincy contagious?
Exhibit A: The legendary Patient Numero Uno
and four of the earliest victims.

bun
~Bastards infested my turtle~

SIMONWHO

Monday, December 11, 2006 10:37 AM (P)

The organisers of the Flanvention were sitting comfortably in their hotel room on the far side of the world when the concierge asked them to come down to reception...

KMS

Monday, December 11, 2006 1:10 PM (P)

Kaylee(OS): Jayne! Book! Simon! Wash! You can’t all be the Captain for Halloween!!!
Mal(OS): Why is there so many of me? Did we fall into another universe or something?

PUMAMANREDUX

Monday, December 11, 2006 1:23 PM (P)

The Five Tenors do their version of "The Ballad of Serenity"

***************

The Five Tenors do their version of "The Hero of Canton"

SHANNARA

Monday, December 11, 2006 1:28 PM (P)

the few,
the proud,
the totally geeky,
THE MALINES!

THEREALME

Monday, December 11, 2006 3:41 PM (P)

Every time Nathan called in sick, Joss needed a stiff drink before he went off to select one of the understudies.

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

TEACHDAIRE

Monday, December 11, 2006 3:45 PM (P)

*BIG DEEP BASS VOICE OVER*

In 500 years...
The future...
Resembles the past...
Science fiction Meets western in...
THE CLONE ARRANGER...

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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 12:44 AM (P)

Oh. My. God.
Teachdaire!!!
Captioning lured me here.
And kept me here.
And got me to register at last.
And now I know why...
Even on a sub-crummy day I can come here and
find something totally off the wall.
::-)

bun
~Bastards wrote silly things about my turtle~

ADMIRAL

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:36 AM (P)

Believe it or not, these five were the only people that watched Firefly when it originally aired.

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!

ASARIAN

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:51 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

As Simon oversees the sorry bunch of inbred survivors of Shadow, he resolutely turns to his sister and says: "See, River, this is why we can't get married; that's just not something brothers and sisters do. I mean, on some planets, but only pretty bad ones."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CHOO1701

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:51 AM (P)

Replica Browncoat: $200
Flan Tickets: $189
Hotel accomidation: $50 per night

Meeting the Swedish womens Morena Baccarin Appreciation Aociety: Priceless

(course it'll never gonna happen. 'Cause the Swedes just spotted Nathon Fillion )

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 8:47 AM (P)

ADMIRAL wrote:
Monday, December 11, 2006 20:36
Believe it or not, these five were the only people that watched Firefly when it originally aired.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And they were the only ones to go to Serenity.
(And SLiTHER, but that's a story for another
time.)

JOSS (VO): Is this all we got?
UNID. (VO): Couldn't get Ashton Kutcher

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

ASARIAN

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 12:05 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

TV ANNOUNCER: "Last Saturday: As multiple parallel universes began to break into the same reality at an alarming rate, Kaylee suggested they create a static warp shell to seal the temporal rifts. Will they get their own Captain back? ... And now the conclusion."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 3:33 PM (P)

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1020839

It's voting time!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1020839

just in case you missed it...

BWAH!
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ASARIAN

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 3:42 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1020839

It's voting time!

What?? So fast already? It's only been up for two days! Oh well. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 3:45 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
What?? So fast already? It's only been up for two days! Oh well. :)

Actually it was 4 days, but that was because it went up late. So we're just back on schedule now.

Sorry if it FELT like 2 days.

BWAH!

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KMS

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 1:42 AM (P)

MAL (OS): I said all this job needed was any of you 5 CLOWNS! Now stop messing around or I'm getting me a new crew!

CHOO1701

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 6:56 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Sorry if it FELT like 2 days.

looks preplexed at bottle of Mudders Milk.

seriously gotta lay off this stuff

VOTE B-U-M-P!!!!

TEACHDAIRE

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 8:56 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Oh. My. God.
Teachdaire!!!
Captioning lured me here.
And kept me here.
And got me to register at last.
And now I know why...
Even on a sub-crummy day I can come here and
find something totally off the wall.
::-)

bun
~Bastards wrote silly things about my turtle~

*takes a bow* Why, thank you kindly.

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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

MAZAEN

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 8:07 PM (P)

Mal accidently realised that he had developed a split personality and he was now five people. There was now an advantage of doing five times as many things as before.

That one's just for fun as I realise the voting already has started.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, December 14, 2006 1:13 AM (P)

Don't forget to call them "Sir."
They like that.

Hey, Teachdaire, better put back that bow
you took. Might've been covering something
strategic.

Hehe.

Let the leftover captions continue!!!

bun
~Bastards stole my turtle's thunder, but
couldn't find a fence~

PUMAMANREDUX

Thursday, December 14, 2006 1:22 AM (P)

Leftover Captions Continue:

The Five Mals try their best in the Summarise Firefly Competition but can't get beyond Firefly is ... Firefly is ... Firefly is about before the time is up

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, December 14, 2006 7:36 AM (P)

Puuuuuuuumie! Go for it!

Another non-entry in our rump session:

"Layer upon layer of acting challengers."
(sic)

Vote-y bump

This is so gorramn addictive.....

bun
~Bastards pinged my turtle~

ASARIAN

Thursday, December 14, 2006 10:06 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Don't forget to call them "Sir."
They like that.

Excellent as ever! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, December 15, 2006 2:21 AM (P)

TQVM, asarian. Where's TP#11?
Has there not been enough voting?

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Joss and Nathan should have been careful
what they wished for. Joss, having
been relieved of duty on Wonder Woman, was
transferred to a new SereniFly project, but
Nathan was caught in an ironclad contract which
required him to wear the bustier, wristbands,
etc., though Joss was no longer there to guide
him and now faced a casting dilemma...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bump. Vote, and you won't have to burden your
eyeballs with any more of this.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~