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Niska joins the Big Damn Chefs crew!

POSTED BY: Julesong
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 19, 2006 02:09
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 8:15 AM (P)

December 13, 2006

We're pleased to announce that we've received a recipe from Michael Fairman, who played Niska in the episode "War Stories."

Overheard from a woman at the Saturday night party at Flan B, upon meeting Mr. Fairman: "Thank you so much for coming... I just had to meet you! You're the only actor who has ever made me scream in terror at a Hallmark commercial! What could be scarier than Niska selling Hallmark?"

(To see the commercial, click to the following and then go to "Holiday Digs"... http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/article%7C10001%7C10
051%7C/HallmarkSite/GoldCrownStores/Commercials
/)

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 8:21 AM (P)

AHHHHH! I saw that on tv and NEVER KNEW IT WAS HIM! ::hides in terror::

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In the Shrieking Shack, with Sirius Black (Quote #1) and Harry Potter (Quote #2):
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 8:41 AM (P)

Hope outing Fairman as Niska doesn't spoil his
budding career as Hallmark sweetie-pie.

What's the recipe for? Prisoner Goulash?

::-)

bun
~My turtle loves Niska~

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 10:02 PM (P)

Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Hope outing Fairman as Niska doesn't spoil his
budding career as Hallmark sweetie-pie.

What's the recipe for? Prisoner Goulash?

::-)

bun
~My turtle loves Niska~



Ear ala King.

JerryT
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"I'll be in my bunk"

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Friday, December 15, 2006 3:16 AM (P)


Ear ala King.

JerryT
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Ewwwwwwwwwww.

I could go with an ear *garnish* on something
(though supplies might be limited), but
"a la king" sauce is grotty and frankly intolerable.

A la *mode* would be super...
something crispy/sugary/apple-bitty
with the crunchy ear(s) in the top of the
ice cream, like wafers...

Too bad Steak Tartare Niska (great place for an ear decoration) wouldn't be well received in these days of goofy cow disease.

bun
~Bastards braised my turtle~

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 1:57 AM (P)

Ear Drop Soup?

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 2:48 AM (P)

Oy! Sure glad I'd finished my dinner before I decided to check back here.
Maybe Cream of Ear Soup? (Wax beans added to the
garnish?)
*cringes*
*ducks*
*runs away*


bun
~Bastards~

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 4:01 AM (P)

FB!! COME BACK!! Have some Ear Fu Yung.

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 7:29 AM (P)

Ear tacos

Ear kebabs

Ear candy



bun, all filled up
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 8:44 AM (P)

Enought with the puns for ruttin' sake.

Me can't take anymore!!!!!!

Maybe it was a recipe on how to cook a good EAR of sweetcorn.


Ha Ha Ha.


Sorry.


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Saturday, December 16, 2006 9:08 AM (P)

Yes, we are in dire need of therapy. Hopefully we can fing a therapist to lend an ear.


O.K. That clinches it, I'm exhausted.

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 11:20 AM (P)

I'm officially ignoring this post. I'm tired of "ear-ing" all this. ::hears rimshot on a drumset:: Sorry.

You shot me in the back!!

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IVY
Saturday, December 16, 2006 9:48 PM (P)

I think we must have crashed Hallmark's server (the website is temporarily down). I doubt they have ever had so many people trying to watch one of their commercials online!!





Ivy

I've been sane a long while now, and change is good...

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 12:17 AM (P)

Above URL didn't work for us... turns out the reason is the trailing slash is needed, but the forum software doesn't include it when you click the link. So cut and paste it into your browser instead.

(Doctroid, using Stinkingrose's account)

(It's OK, she's watching carefully)

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 1:55 AM (P)

Chicken Shan Yu?



King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 2:17 AM (P)

"Niskabobs"

**r chowder

(mais oui, Pengy, I fear it's far too late to be good -- you're stuck having to offer inducements, enticements, compenguinsation...)





bun, without enough computer to watch the ad...
~Bastards fried my turtle~

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 2:24 AM (P)

Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
compenguinsation








King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 3:10 PM (P)

Well, I don't wanna be spoiling the surprise by tellin' y'all what recipe he sent in, eh? ;)

But there were no ears in it, that I can guarantee.

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Monday, December 18, 2006 3:58 AM (P)

...not even those harmless yet delicious Italian pasta ears?
*slumps in disappointment*

bun
~Bastards creamed my turtle~
~~~Why's the rum gone?~~~
~`~`~`~`SLiTHER/DVD`~`~`~`~

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Monday, December 18, 2006 4:19 AM (P)

*First tenderize the ear, then pour the wine sauce over and allow it to marinate for several minutes. I recommend reading the works of Shang Yu as you wait for the ear to simmer to perfection.*




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Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, of God, we're all going to die?

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Monday, December 18, 2006 5:01 PM (P)

Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
"Niskabobs"

**r chowder

(mais oui, Pengy, I fear it's far too late to be good -- you're stuck having to offer inducements, enticements, compenguinsation...)



I can't stand it... I have to steal this one! :) Watch for it in the cookbook!!!

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 2:09 AM (P)

Julesong, wear it in good health, whatever it is.
As far as I know, all the content in that post above the signature was original, but I ain't guaranteeing it.

bun
~Bastards braised my turtle~

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