CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #15

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, February 9, 2007 04:25
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, January 29, 2007 8:07 PM

Awesome shiny fun! Another well deserved win in a poetically tight vote! Congrats!

So, FloralBunny, this begs the question:

Do bugs meet Alliance nutritional standards for protein?

Perhaps these fine folk will know:

Random FOX exec body: You were right. This was a bad plan.
Another Random body: What? Canceling FIREFLY? Nooooo...ya think?

Okay, bring me your tired, your poor, your...dead? No wait, wrong speech...oh yes! Captions! Let's make the dead speak for themselves!

BWAH!
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YINYANG

Monday, January 29, 2007 8:15 PM

Wash (OS): Hey, don't those kind of look like those wobbly-headed... Oh.

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They came. They sang. They died. They are Singing Death.

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Mal (OS): Yup. Jayne signing was a bad idea.

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In this version of Hamlet, instead of the characters dying, the audience did.

---

When Fruity Oaty Bars go bad...

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MSG

Monday, January 29, 2007 8:19 PM

Joss: Larry it's the white powder that's the caffine suppliment. That green powder's just for the difficult extra's

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, January 29, 2007 8:50 PM

River(OS): They never lie dow---oh, never mind.

OR

Random Body: I'm thinking we're not gonna rise again.

OR

Lund(OS): Y'know, your flesh is kind of a brownish color...

OR

Dead Dobson: I guess I am a complete backbirth...
Jayne(OS): So, can I get me an ear now?

OR

The Alliance ran out of burial space after the Battle WITH Serenity...

BWAH!
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CHOO1701

Monday, January 29, 2007 9:35 PM

Crowd: OW!!! THAT HURT!!

and

the crew had real bad BO

and

So there was this girl called BUFFY....

and

Crowd: son of a - BANG!

Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

ASARIAN

Monday, January 29, 2007 9:43 PM

A well deserved victory. Congratulations! It was too River not to win. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Monday, January 29, 2007 9:48 PM

Darn, I came in too late; all the good ones are taken. :)

MAL: You ever see cattle stampede when they got no place to run?

Or,

JOSS: Last time. Last time with a live audience.

Or,

DEAD COLLECTOR: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CHOO1701

Monday, January 29, 2007 9:51 PM

River (os): ow....brain cramp....

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, January 29, 2007 10:13 PM

Body: Shhh, just lie still. If they think we're dead they'll stop filming.

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The on set game of freeze-tag got a little out of hand.

---

Jayne (OS): Who ordered the dead guys?

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charlie Brown

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, January 29, 2007 10:15 PM

Reavers: (Singing) Blinded by the light....

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

ASARIAN

Monday, January 29, 2007 10:21 PM

KAYLEE (OS): And it weren't autofire, or luck... she just... she just did the math.

Or,

And they said blue sun was harmless.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

YINYANG

Monday, January 29, 2007 10:48 PM

Simon (VO): It's like some terrible Alliance-experiment-gone-wrong-thing...

Mal (OS): Business as usual.

---

Wash (VO, drunken): So, then Jayne ::giggles:: I mean, the hero of Canton, walks by, and ::giggles, snorts, laughs:: they all just fall over.

Mal: Are you sure it wasn't 'cause they got a good look at his face?

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ASARIAN

Monday, January 29, 2007 10:56 PM

NARRATOR: The Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage soccer hooligans, however, were not so enlightened.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Monday, January 29, 2007 11:05 PM

Here lie the flanvention goers, the browncoated fanatics. Somewhat less fanatical now that they're all corpsified and gross...

Graphics available at www.desktophippie.com

MAZAEN

Monday, January 29, 2007 11:11 PM

This is what happens when Kaylee makes her version of Mudder's Milk.

ASARIAN

Monday, January 29, 2007 11:13 PM

Fox headquarters, Courtyard; ca. 2 minutes after DesktopHippie wins round #56 of the other shiny caption competition.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

JAMESTHEDARK

Monday, January 29, 2007 11:15 PM

Miranda's beaches lack a certain something. Like sand, for example... or living people...

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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 1:40 AM

Random Body: Mighty fine shindig!
'Nother Body: The finest in drinks that make you go dead!

OR

JOSS(OS): Okay, let's try this once more...with feeling...

OR

The parties at Wolfram and Hart were always a killer event.

BWAH!
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PUMAMANREDUX

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 1:46 AM

Oh crap, its TCMs Star Wars action figure collection, again

OR

See all my lead sci-fi minitures ... there's my Princess Leia figure in the center

CITIZEN

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 1:53 AM

Will you turn that bloody light out I'm trying to get some sleep!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 2:11 AM

Fred the corpsefied and gross - "Where's the man with the Cart?"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

GRAYALBATROSS

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 2:21 AM

Although River could not quite kill people with her brain yet, it was still hilarious to make them all simeltaeneously trip and fall flat on their faces.

OR:
Let's all do the Wave!

OR:
PERSON: It's the Corporate Heel of Opression! PLAY POSSUm!

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

CHOO1701

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 7:30 AM

Random Corpse 1: Hey! Cartman Farted
Everyone else: hahahahaha- THUD!

and

Morena in Leather armour was just to much for some Stargate fans

and

Kaylee's latest batch of engine wine didn't work out that well.

and

Crowd: SUMMER!!!

and

you know your in deeeeeppp trouble when everyone on your myspace firends list is from Miranda. and dead.

and

Mal(os): so what were they doing?
Simon (os): Mosh pit by the looks of it.

and

Crowd: shiny. lets be bad guys.

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

KMS

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 9:25 AM

The 'Reavers on Ice' concert seemed to go on forever.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Jayne to DeadGuy: Is this seat taken?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Dead Collector: I’ve GOT to get a bigger cart.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Jayne: She said she could kill me with her brain.
River: Jayne can kill with his butt. Pheww!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Bright, shiny, happy, melty people.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mal (OS): So while we’re in town, we’ll stay with Sam.
Zoe (OS): Dead.
Mal (OS): Fred?
Zoe (OS): Dead.
Mal (OS): George?
Zoe (OS): Dead.
Mal (OS): Henry?
Zoe (OS): Dead.
Mal (OS): Hillary?
Zoe (OS): Dead.
Mal (OS): The Statler Brothers?
Zoe (OS): Dead. Oh, wait, Steve’s still squirming a bit.
Mal (OS): Great! Hey, Steve, ol’ pal! We’re spending the night at your place tonight.
Steve (dies): errrggghhh…
Mal (OS): Thanks, Steve! Zoey, go get out gear before he changes his mind.

PUMAMANREDUX

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 10:37 PM

Death comes to the Island of Sodor

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 10:58 PM

The test results for suicide bombing from 10,000 feet were less than spectacular...

OR

The Cast and Crew always hated the morning after the Wrap Party...

OR

MAL(OS): Never again with corpses...somebody mention something about black market blastomeres?

OR

SGT. MAL(OS): Gorrammit, Tracey! You playin' at dead again AND gettin' the rest of the men to do same?
TRACEY(OS): Ain't me, Sarge, I'm standin' right here.
SGT. MAL(OS): Huh.

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VETERAN

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 1:37 AM

Jayne: "I think the flash attachment for my Callahan Autobore is a little strong."

Mal: "... ah little?"

Book: "Jayne, gimme that... that's not a camera."

CLIOMUSE

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 2:24 AM

Congratulations FB, I always knew you had it in you.

While putting himself through flight school as a DJ, Wash learned the hard way never to play "Rock Lobster" at nursing home gigs.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 2:51 AM

*fart*

*thuds*

JAYNE :Aw, I knew I shouldn'ta had the bean dip

PENGUIN

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 2:56 AM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 2:58 AM

xie-xie penquin

Why is the rum always gone?

SAB39

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 3:03 AM

MAL (OS): Get these bodies together! Put Book front and center, he was our friend, we should honor him...

PUMAMANREDUX

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 3:03 AM

A scene from Time Bandits II

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 7:54 AM

Oh, gosh. Take a night off sick, get back
here and discover brilliant captions already
up. Are there any left?

Thanks for last week's honors, everyone.

>Do bugs meet Alliance nutritional standards for protein?
The shells are jam-packed with B vitamins and
other nutrients, the exact proportions depending
on planet of pupation.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Alliance discovered too late that their hasty
passage of the trans-fat ban had led to the use of
substitutes which killed even more quickly.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~Watch out for high-fructose corn syrup in your yogurt!!~

DEBBIE

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 8:41 PM

Good one Floralbunny congrads!

Kaylee: Boy, the ghost Whisperer's gonna be busy today!

Jayne: Ya Think... To the light go into the light

Mal: There already in the light you idiot!

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Thursday, February 1, 2007 2:37 AM

"Time Warp, well uh, I do love me a good Time Warp, but all we needed was to use your phone, got a government shattering video to spread and all."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Thursday, February 1, 2007 3:36 AM

Mirandan #1: Uhh...Pete? Got any of that SPF 60 left?

Mirandan #2 (Pete): ...

Mirandan #1: Pete? Peettteeee?

Pete: ....*gurgles*....

Mirandan #1: Ah...screw it...just gonna nap till the sun goes down...

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, February 1, 2007 3:40 AM

Loni and those crazy kids at ZOIC know how
to throw a party!
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On Miranda, you show up for jury duty and
you're there until you've served. There's
a movement to limit the wait to one year.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is on youtube with a voiceover about
SPF tests, and has 2 million hits, but we
think it's probably a fake.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 1, 2007 4:02 AM

This is why "Supermodeling" was banned as a sport on 30 worlds...

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CHOLLETT

Thursday, February 1, 2007 7:12 AM

The poor street cleaners found out the hard way that, while the newest Mr.Clean air spray formula leaves everything looking PERFECTLY untouched and sparklingly shiny, the label saying kills 99.9% of germs was a lie. It kills 99.9% of EVERYTHING.

OR

His work done, Trogdor the Burninator leaves Miranda to his next mission.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

WALRUS

Thursday, February 1, 2007 8:06 AM

"There was no terraforming event, no war... It's the Adam Sandler movies... The Adam Sandler movies we pumped into the atmosphere... It was supposed to calm the population, to weed out aggresion... It works... But about 100% of the population had the opposite reaction to the Adam Sandler..."

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DEBBIE

Thursday, February 1, 2007 11:53 AM

Joss: Damn Fox they got us again the nuculear explosion from 24 carried over to the set.

SAB39

Thursday, February 1, 2007 2:40 PM

Once they're terraformed, they'll dump settlers on there with nothing but blankets and hatchets and maybe a herd. Sometimes they don't even bother to land before they dump them.

VETERAN

Saturday, February 3, 2007 3:01 AM

Walrus,

You got my vote.

How about....

Phhhhhhhhhhht. ..... Thud.

Mal: "Jayne (chinese expletive) I told you to lay off the Mudder's Milk before a mission."

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 3, 2007 4:22 AM

Lordy. Turn my back and you're at it again...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Random thought bubble rises from an unidentified
extra: Does this pose make me look fat?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What was mistaken for desiccated bodies in this
Miranda scene was actually an extensive set of
bronze sculptures done from life by a major
artist and distorted by the camera.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

PUMAMANREDUX

Saturday, February 3, 2007 4:44 AM

Walrus' one was okay ...

No clue who I'd vote for at this moment ....

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Saturday, February 3, 2007 4:46 AM

And then someone turned on the lights at an Emo party.

Joss wasn't quite sure what he would get when he asked for a star. But it seemed Fox still had no love for him.

Nathan took Joss calling him a star a little too literally.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, February 3, 2007 3:42 PM

Most folk just pass out upon witnessing the bright aura of Joss's greatness...

BWAH!
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RYCE

Saturday, February 3, 2007 5:40 PM

I've only got one thing to say: Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

SIMONWHO

Saturday, February 3, 2007 7:02 PM

It wasn't until 2009 that anyone thought to check on the crowd who had promised to wait in the cinema until Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman premiered.

COSMICFUGITIVE

Saturday, February 3, 2007 7:37 PM

I have a couple of image suggestions for future caption contests..

These are both from War Stories:

[IMG] [/IMG]

Or:

[IMG] [/IMG]

I love the look on his face in both these pics. Are these any good?
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[IMG] [/IMG]

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, February 4, 2007 5:30 AM

Hi, Cos! Probably better to send these to TCM
rather than tempting us. Heh. Geeze, that
guy is all teeth and eyeballs...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
US fans of N. Fillion wait for the US release
of Whiter Noisier. And wait. And wait.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, February 4, 2007 4:05 PM

*sharp intake of breath* BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!

Why is the rum always gone?

GRAYALBATROSS

Monday, February 5, 2007 10:39 PM

WOOT:

Never, EVER spray Ferbreeze on a mass-extra set.

OR:
The bow of the white ship cut through the sea of people...

***
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Also, I can kill you with my brain

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 5, 2007 11:17 PM

I love the look on his face in both these pics. Are these any good?

Might do, might do!

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 5, 2007 11:41 PM

OH GOD OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA VOTE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1028793

Voting time!!! Pick the 2 best!

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CHOO1701

Tuesday, February 6, 2007 6:53 AM

Corpse 1: so did you vote yet?

Corpse 2: awwwww...knew i forgot something...

i.e: Vote Bump!

PUMAMANREDUX

Wednesday, February 7, 2007 3:56 AM

Bump

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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 7, 2007 7:03 AM

Votey-bonk.
errr...bong?
uhhhhhhh...bump?
*scuttles away in confusion*

bun
~Bastards~
~Who is Bill?~

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Wednesday, February 7, 2007 3:38 PM

a little bit too late.

The line for Serenity II tickets.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

ASARIAN

Wednesday, February 7, 2007 7:08 PM

Joss was faring pretty okay with it after a while; but his fans took the Wonder Woman news a lot harder.

*bump*

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

THATWEIRDGIRL

Friday, February 9, 2007 4:25 AM

huh. i take a couple days off and finally make it to the vote...and I didn't get to vote! gorramit.

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-- Charlie Brown