CAPTION TIGHPANTS RISE AGAIN #16

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, February 17, 2007 03:02
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 8, 2007 3:22 AM (P)

Wow! Seriously good voting race this week!
AAAANNNNNDDD...
It ended in a tie. So I asked my not-quite-as-zealous-as-I-am-Browncoat-wife to cast a tie breaker vote...

And the winner is.
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DESKTOPHIPPIE! What a hilarious entry! Totally worthy of this weeks winner! SAB39 earns an Honorable Mention as it was my personal favorite this week!

And, as you saw requested, I'm going forward with a player submitted image, mostly because I think y'all will have a ruttin' field day with this one...

Jayne: What's that, Vera? You wanna get dressed up and go somewhere fun? I'm in!

Okay, y'all know the drill!
Set your captionators on full auto!

BWAH!
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PUMAMANREDUX

Thursday, February 8, 2007 1:32 PM (P)

Well, a little box with an X in it ....

uhm looks like a broken link ....

is this the one?

(Jayne) "Swingin' cod, check, full mags, check, grenades, check, map to Fox HQ, check"

OR

(Jayne) "Can y'all let me out of the freezer?"

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 8, 2007 2:04 PM (P)

Quote:
Well, a little box with an X in it ....

Ruttin' Alliance censorship! :P

BWAH!

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ODDSBODSKINS

Thursday, February 8, 2007 2:10 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PumamanRedux:

Mal, that box is tickin'.

Gods are great. But the heart is greater, for it is from the heart they come, and to the heart they shall return.

SAB39

Thursday, February 8, 2007 2:43 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
It ended in a tie. So I asked my not-quite-as-zealous-as-I-am-Browncoat-wife to cast a tie breaker vote...

Aww shucks. If I'da voted for myself, I'da won. Congratulations DesktopHippie :) (and whoever came up with the Trogdor one, for just generally being hi-larious).

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
SAB39 earns an Honorable Mention as it was my personal favorite this week!

Thanks, TCM!

BOX: I'm sorry Jayne, I can't do that.

or

BOX: Hey Jayne, that Vera's a sweet piece of hardware, do you think you could introduce me?

or

RIVER: I'm not in the box. I am the box. And Jayne... the box is very unhappy...

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 8, 2007 7:03 PM (P)

RADIO: ...and with the final score 24.5-0 the Fighting Elves have NO chance at the playoffs...
JAYNE: Gorramit! I lost coin bettin' on that game...I'm gonna get me some ears...elven ears!

(just had to do something relating to his t-shirt!)

OR

JAYNE(thinking): I'm gonna kill that moonbrained girl for ruttin' gluing my eyelids open!

BWAH!
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DEBBIE

Thursday, February 8, 2007 7:50 PM (P)

Jayne: You'd have to be askin yourself one very important question right about now, Am I feelin lucky? Well Go ahead make my day!

CHOO1701

Thursday, February 8, 2007 8:14 PM (P)

Congrats to DesktopHippie. well deserved

Jayne: open the pod doors Hal.
Zoe(os): jayne, who you gorram talking too?

and

Jayne: ain't getting my ass kicked by the whore THIS time no sir! Time for me to get some girl on girl action!!
Inara (os): er Jayne..you know the comm links is open...

and

Jayne: YES!!! first in line for Serenity!!

and

Jayne: .... it talks to me ... so many preatty things...

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

DEBBIE

Thursday, February 8, 2007 10:00 PM (P)

Jayne: I'm thinkin Arby's!

PDCHARLES

Thursday, February 8, 2007 10:45 PM (P)

Gratz DH!

Seen Above... The Mercenary mating ritual was finally captured by some daring adventurers.

CITIZEN

Friday, February 9, 2007 1:08 AM (P)

This is my weapon this is my gun, this one's for fighting this one's for fun.

Or

Jayne checks his weapons.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

DRAGONWINE

Friday, February 9, 2007 1:54 AM (P)

Jayne: Now Vera, don't be jealous! It's just a grenade, don't mean nuthin'. As matter of fact, it was just leavin' !

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

ASARIAN

Friday, February 9, 2007 2:07 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

BOX: I'm sorry Jayne, I can't do that.

or

BOX: Hey Jayne, that Vera's a sweet piece of hardware, do you think you could introduce me?

or

RIVER: I'm not in the box. I am the box. And Jayne... the box is very unhappy...

Is it absolutely necessary for you to be this good? :)

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SAB39

Friday, February 9, 2007 2:29 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Is it absolutely necessary for you to be this good? :)

Just do it, is all. My daddy says I got natural talent...

ASARIAN

Friday, February 9, 2007 2:39 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Congrats, DeskTopHippie! :)

Ok, an entry....

Though the box did a fine job of masking the eyes, Jayne just couldn't fully seem to wrap his head around the concept of hide and seek yet.

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STINKINGROSE

Friday, February 9, 2007 2:39 AM (P)

Jayne felt the near irresistible urge to stick his tongue on the icy bulkhead to see if it really would freeze there.

ASARIAN

Friday, February 9, 2007 2:41 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Is it absolutely necessary for you to be this good? :)

Just do it, is all. My daddy says I got natural talent...

I'd say you do at that. :)

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BROWNCOATNATE

Friday, February 9, 2007 2:44 AM (P)

BOX: *whistles firefly tune for the 400th time*

JAYNE: I swear.. if ya don't cut that goram whistlin'.... i'll be puttin' a bullet in ya >:|..... where'd ya learn that rutin' tune from anyway! >:(.

p.s i actually love the firfly theme

RYCE

Friday, February 9, 2007 2:45 AM (P)

Jayne: Uh, Mal? How long ago was it that I popped this here grenade?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

ASARIAN

Friday, February 9, 2007 2:54 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

A Companion doesn't kiss and tell; and open intercom, however...

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BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Friday, February 9, 2007 3:20 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Oddsbodskins:

*Jayne peers around the corner before quickly shifting back again*

Jayne: Ta ma de...remind to lay a'hurting on that moonbrain!

Mal: Gonna end up feeing all regretful 'bout this...but what has the doc's sis done now to get your dander up?

Jayne: She went and posted that capture of me that Kaylee nabbed the day the shower went to all go se!

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

VETERAN

Friday, February 9, 2007 3:38 AM (P)

Jayne: "Wanna see my Jack Nicholson impersonation.....Heeeeeere's Jayne!"

Mal: "You dim wit. Jack had an axe, not a gun."

RORANIA

Friday, February 9, 2007 3:43 AM (P)

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"Zoe's gettin' nekkid? Aw, I'm startin' to like this plan."

I loved the winner for that miranda corpse pic XD
"...Somewhat less fanatical..."

"Ooh girl, you are so dirty..."
"Jayne, you're aware your radio's transmittin'? 'Cause I don't feel particularly girlish or dirty at the moment."

MAZAEN

Friday, February 9, 2007 10:39 PM (P)

Jayne came well-prepared for the library.
or

Jayne wanted to blend in with the library folk so he walked silently past the "Quiet Please" library sign.

stinkingrose wrote

Quote:
Jayne felt the near irresistible urge to stick his tongue on the icy bulkhead to see if it really would freeze there

ha ha that's so funny

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Friday, February 9, 2007 11:25 PM (P)

"No I don't wanna take a collect wave right now, tell 'em if I ain't dead after this I'll wave 'em back!"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, February 10, 2007 12:54 AM (P)

Jayne: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! This is gonna be great!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

VETERAN

Saturday, February 10, 2007 1:14 AM (P)

Jayne's plan to have Zoe cause a distraction worked too well.

WALRUS

Saturday, February 10, 2007 8:55 AM (P)

The firefly community's assumptions that Jayne's relationship with Vera was getting a little bit out of hand were confirmed

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, February 10, 2007 2:52 PM (P)

When Jayne told the crew that he had a primo box in his bunk, the others thought something else completely.

BWAH!
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GRAYALBATROSS

Saturday, February 10, 2007 7:20 PM (P)

Congrats to DesktopHippie!

JAYNE: (reads side of gun0 "Pro...pro-property....of...Carl? What the hell?!!"

River loved April Fool's Day.

OR, a slight variation:

RIVER (OS): "Look! Somebody wrote 'gullible' on the side of your gun!"

JAYNE: (looks) "Where?!"

OR:

What happens when Jayne's finger slips:

MAL, from ceiling: "Jayne! Why the hell did bullets just come through the floor?!!"

JAYNE: "Uh....I don't know. SUMMER!"

OK, the last part was a joke

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ASARIAN

Sunday, February 11, 2007 4:14 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by GrayAlbatross:

RIVER (OS): "Look! Somebody wrote 'gullible' on the side of your gun!"

JAYNE: (looks) "Where?!"

Now that was hilarious! LOL :)

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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, February 11, 2007 5:45 AM (P)

Yay, DTH! That was good.

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~Who is Bill Pardy?~

UNCOMPREHENDING

Sunday, February 11, 2007 6:32 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PumamanRedux:

(Jayne) "Can y'all let me out of the freezer?"

Buwahahahahahahahahaha I nearly died reading this I tell you.
Oh, and floralbunny? I'm Bill Pardy.

Man it takes a silly girl to lie about the dreams she has.
Lord it takes a lonely one to wish that she had never dreamed at all.
--Dashboard Confessional

CHOO1701

Sunday, February 11, 2007 6:59 AM (P)

Jayne: no-body steals my hot tub time!

and

Jayne (into comm): Hey Wash, i got a present for ya!
Wash (os): is it a grenade again Jayne?
Jayne: .... er .. ....

and

Mal (os): where's Jayne going?
Zoe (os): to be governer of new California sir.

and

Jayne didn't fully understand the concept of a raiding the local "speak easy" .....

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Sunday, February 11, 2007 8:33 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
W

Jayne: I'd like a Hot Good-Dog with extra poodle, medium onion rings, and a large Mudders Milk.

Speaker: Sir, we only serve customers in vehicles at the drive-thru.

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RYCE

Sunday, February 11, 2007 2:24 PM (P)

Jayne: I think I'm gonna sneeze....

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, February 12, 2007 3:17 AM (P)

Jayne, his hands wet, expected the box to produce
a blast of hot air or a roller towel and wasn't
sure where to hit it when it was slow to respond.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Bill Pardy -- you're needed in the new UK dino series~

ASARIAN

Monday, February 12, 2007 6:58 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
W

Jayne: I'd like a Hot Good-Dog with extra poodle, medium onion rings, and a large Mudders Milk.

Speaker: Sir, we only serve customers in vehicles at the drive-thru.

And that's frakkin' funny, too. :)

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CHOO1701

Monday, February 12, 2007 8:12 AM (P)

To make things much easier, the makers of American Idol replaced the judges with Jayne, Vera and Florence ... the grenade.

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 1:17 AM (P)

JAYNE:"Darnit, i can't get a good view of the target, this big gun-type-thing is in the way, and i can't move it...."

OR

JAYNE:"You wanna go, little gun?"

OR

JAYNE:"Whaddaya mean you can talk?!?!"

OR

VERA:"Put me down you moron! I don't want to be here. I don't like you and i never have, so STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOVE YOU!!!"

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:35 AM (P)

Jayne: Mal! Did you see her? Little girl was wearing red slippers! You get the Tin Man on the left, Doc can take out the Scarecrow in the middle. That Lion is all mine!

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Jayne: Ghost of Christmas Past! Bhah humbug. I got your Christmas Spirit right here!

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Jayne: I swear I’m gonna be first in line for the shower this time. No more waiting for the doc to finish.
River (OS)(singing): Already in here.
Jayne: Gorramit, girl!

000000000000000

Jayne goes to the polls to vote.

KMS

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 10:18 AM (P)

Heard there was a big white rabbit around here laying brightly colored eggs. Sheppard says he can make a fine hasenpfeffer stew.

KMS

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 10:56 AM (P)

Mal (OS): Jayne, where you going?
Jayne: Some blond kid from Tatooine says he can kick my ass with his lighted sword. Gonna introduce him to Vera. She’s got better range.

GRAYALBATROSS

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:05 PM (P)

OMG, That is HI-LARIOUS, KMS!

JAYNE: Cheesy bites are back!

OR:

JAYNE: Oh what soft-stepping strains of summer have crept their way into my soul? Such joy I have never....

MAL: *opens closet door* Uhh... Jayne...?

OR:
JAYNE: *stares at big shadow on the wall* AUURRRGH!!!! MONSTER!!!!

River: (in duct, with flashlight and paper cut-out) *giggles*

Yep. April Fool's Day on Serenity rocks.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:37 PM (P)

Jayne: Someone better get the voting up soon or I'm gonna pop off and fly about the room!

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Get those last minute submissions in! I will be setting up the vote tonight!

BWAH!
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DARKJESTER

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 2:14 AM (P)

"Little pig, little pig, let me come in......."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 7:03 AM (P)

Afraid he might be in danger from crowds of other last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers, Jayne carries a little protection along.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

KMS

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 10:23 AM (P)

Inara (OS): Jayne, when I said you should use protection with your whores, I didn’t mean…
Jayne: Have you SEEN Big Bertha?

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 12:07 PM (P)

Jayne took the 'In my pants game' a little to literally after someone called out grenade.

The expression on Jayne's face was classic when he found out what people thought he was doing in his bunk.

Jayne: Uhhh Mal. Them beagles gone and formed an army.

Jayne was just as surprised as we were when someone followed his plan.

.....
"It's just an Object"

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 4:56 PM (P)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

now GO VOTE for the cutest caption of the sweetest couple this side o' the 'verse...JAYNE & VERA!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1029948

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!

BWAH!
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GRAYALBATROSS

Thursday, February 15, 2007 2:17 AM (P)

I have 14 per-cent of the votes! *dies* Also bump

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, February 15, 2007 6:01 AM (P)

Votey-bummmmmp!

bun
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~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

ASARIAN

Thursday, February 15, 2007 6:29 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Votey-bummmmmp!

My, we're voting yet? That's fast. :)

BTW, I miss sab39's "RIVER: I'm not in the box. I am the box. And Jayne... the box is very unhappy..." It would have gotten my vote.

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GRAYALBATROSS

Thursday, February 15, 2007 6:20 PM (P)

Yeah, that was a good one

Bumping? Whose bumping? Uh-uh, not me, no sir!

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GRAYALBATROSS

Thursday, February 15, 2007 6:20 PM (P)

Yeah, that was a good one

Bumping? Whose bumping? Uh-uh, not me, no sir!

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FLORALBUNNY

Friday, February 16, 2007 6:18 AM (P)

bumpity bumpity bumpity bump

VOTE. You know you wanna...

~all the bun stuff~

SIMONWHO

Friday, February 16, 2007 2:35 PM (P)

Lots of good captions there, vote vote vote!

WALRUS

Saturday, February 17, 2007 1:16 AM (P)

votered

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GRAYALBATROSS

Saturday, February 17, 2007 3:02 AM (P)

You know what you must do. VOTE!!!!!!

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