CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #17

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 6, 2007 03:33
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, February 17, 2007 6:51 PM

Wow! Another week of real tight voting! And another week of needing a tie-breaker, so I flipped a coin, and the winner is SAB39!!!

Awesome reference to HAL from 2001!!!
And now, our namesake, his pistol, and his whore...
NO, not THAT pistol...the other one! :P

MAL: I'm not interested in anything you have to say, 'Nara. *click* So you best take your leave.
INARA: Oh. Well, I was going to suggest we have sex to help relieve the tension between us.
MAL: Or, we could talk more...

Okay, see if you can top that, CaptionCoats! (I am sure you can!)

BWAH!
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GOJIRO

Saturday, February 17, 2007 6:56 PM

INARA: Mal, have you seen Kaylee?

MAL: Under ... the ... table ...

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DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, February 17, 2007 7:11 PM

Mal: On your mark. Get set. (shoots gun) Go.

Inara: I don't care how much you want to win the all 'Verse track meet I'm not running in this dress.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

YINYANG

Saturday, February 17, 2007 7:25 PM

Mal: So that's what happens when you shoot a cake...

Inara: Idiot.

Mal: What?

---

Mal: If you tell anyone I read this poem, I swear by my pretty gun I will end you.

---

Inara stumbles upon Mal and his family album.

---

Mal: What did I tell you about sneaking up on me?

Inara: That it was fiendish and womanly?

Mal: Yes - only the exact phrase I used was "don't".

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CHOO1701

Saturday, February 17, 2007 9:20 PM

Congrats Sab39....but could someone PLEASE open the pod doors. its very cold out here...

Mal: (reading) and then pull the trigger....
*BANG*
*dead pigeon falls onto table*

and

Mal: hey 'Nara, this 'Car mer suit tea ra' is really helpful. I think i finally understand were i'm going wrong...
Inara: and the guns??
Mal: props...

and

Mal practising his "shotting behind his head" trick had disastorous consequences...

RMMC

Saturday, February 17, 2007 9:29 PM

Mal: I'm gonna shoot the hwoon dahn who swiped my chocolate stash.
Inara(quietly as she backs out): Oops.

Congrats Sab39!!

*****
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CHOO1701

Saturday, February 17, 2007 9:55 PM

Mal: ahh...Miss Serra, i was expecting you...

and

Inara: so your going to a party or something?
Mal: how could you tell?

and

Mal: son;t worry, its not loaded
Inara: never is...

and

Mal: annnnnnnnnd....now i have no idea how to put my gun back togther...

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, February 17, 2007 10:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Inara, please tell River that food *click* should be dead before it's served.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, February 17, 2007 10:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal attepts to show Inara that guns are useful for purposes other than blowing holes in people. Such as eating utensils.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, February 18, 2007 1:12 AM

Congrats, SAB!!! Loved the cross-ref.

And now for a cross (not to mention garlic)-ref. of my own, if it'll come out right...
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MORENA (entering): Nathan, there aren't any guns in here this week.
NATHAN (learning lines from script at table): I know, but Joss is directing this one and you never know what's going to come out of the ceiling when he's around.
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bun
~Bastards broomed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

PDCHARLES

Sunday, February 18, 2007 1:11 PM

gratz SAB

Mal: 'nara, If u mean to be thievin' the Sunday Crossword...
Inara: Please... I'll give u all day.
Mal: So, five letters, starts with "W", "Companion's Profession"?

CHOO1701

Sunday, February 18, 2007 5:19 PM

Mal: okay, heres the deal: before we start talking about whoring, guns, being stubborn, sexual tension, tea drinking, etc .... can i PLEASE have back my baby pictures that your putting all over the cortex??

and

Mal: no need to worry, just Kaylee stole the remote to the Nintendo Wii....and well....you know...

and

Mal: can you hear Aerosmith?

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 19, 2007 2:25 AM

MAL: Now before you lecture me on the wickedness of SERENITY being the first HD-DVD to be pirated on the CORTEX, and how it will ruin sales of the movie, consider that I have this table full of loaded weapons...
INARA: Nobody uses HD-DVDs any more, Mal. It's all BluSunRay DVDs, everyone knows that.

(sorry, had to vent a little from another thread and Mal and guns and captioning is somehow theraputic to me...)

BWAH!
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Monday, February 19, 2007 3:00 AM

INARA (taken aback): Guns wubba laptop? Unh?
MAL: Sorry, 'Nara. Having to vent a little from
another thread, and guns and captioning are
somehow therapeutic to me...Here: you think
this one's funny?
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 19, 2007 3:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
INARA (taken aback): Guns wubba laptop? Unh?
MAL: Sorry, 'Nara. Having to vent a little from
another thread, and guns and captioning are
somehow therapeutic to me...Here: you think
this one's funny?
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That makes my day! Honorary props for that fine piece of humor, Bun!

Thanks, I needed that!

BWAH!

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PUMAMANREDUX

Monday, February 19, 2007 3:28 AM

(Mal) "I've found Davy Jones' Locker"

OR

(Mal) "Damn Space Mice"

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GHOULFISH

Monday, February 19, 2007 3:35 AM

Um not sure how to get the picture in the your response box and make it all shiney and such but:

Inara: For the last time stop playing with my guns. You dont even have the placement right. It goes high calibre on the right to low caliber on left!!! Put them away

mal: Aww can I keep em out for 10 more minutes I promise i'll re arrange them.

or

mal: I think your wrong about the this layout, this gun should go on the left not the right

Inara: stop whining im right and your wrong your just saying that to be contradictory

or

Mal: my gun collection is bigger than yours

Inara: but my gun collection is not handled by an idiot either - i guess it evens out

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, February 19, 2007 5:16 AM

TCM wrote in part:
That makes my day! Honorary props for that fine piece of humor, Bun!
Thanks, I needed that!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy to help, as always, TCM.
Was attracted by the ultimate thread-inbred-RL
paradoxical crossover.

Here's one for the competition (from TTJ):
MAL: Made money, huh?
INARA: Hand over fist, my friend.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

CHOO1701

Monday, February 19, 2007 6:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ghoulfish:
Um not sure how to get the picture in the your response box and make it all shiney and such but:

Inara: For the last time stop playing with my guns. You dont even have the placement right. It goes high calibre on the right to low caliber on left!!! Put them away

mal: Aww can I keep em out for 10 more minutes I promise i'll re arrange them.

or

mal: I think your wrong about the this layout, this gun should go on the left not the right

Inara: stop whining im right and your wrong your just saying that to be contradictory

or

Mal: my gun collection is bigger than yours

Inara: but my gun collection is not handled by an idiot either - i guess it evens out

Press "Relpy with quote along the bottom here (wheres the down arrows?!?!)

Then delete everything but the "http : //....jpg" addresss, and voila: instant photo in thread (well thats how i do it...)

on that note:

Mal: hey! i just realized how to insert pictures onto mybluesspace account!
Inara: such a n00b

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

DEBBIE

Monday, February 19, 2007 11:49 AM

Bang, thud, moo

Inara: What was that?

Mal: Supper.

MANIK2K

Monday, February 19, 2007 12:06 PM

[img]]
Inara : I told you I wouldn't service you or anyone of your crew...
Mal : huhuhhh... But you might want to revisit that deal seeing how this is not myself I'm holding in this hand.
***Sound of Mal cocking the pistol***

ARTISOXYGEN

Monday, February 19, 2007 10:51 PM

Mal: "The next son of a maggot that walks through that door and makes another joke about my very large ass will be breathing through a new hole in their face..."
Inara freezes in her tracks, (trying very hard to stop the laughter exploding from her mouth)and backs out of the room slowly and soundlessly....

God grant me the Serenity....Pt2 and 3 and...

YINYANG

Monday, February 19, 2007 11:22 PM

Mal: Why is there a rat in front of me?

Inara: What?!

---

Inara: Yes, Mal? What seems to be the trouble?

Mal: I told you - the incense stays in your shuttle. It freaks Jayne out.

Jayne (OS): Hey!

Inara: Then what's the gun for?

Mal (as if it's obvious): Jayne interrupted.

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FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 5:32 AM

Debbie wrote:
Bang, thud, moo

Inara: What was that?

Mal: Supper.
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LOL!!!!! Good thing they hadn't yet switched over
to beagles.
Don't have a caption at the moment.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

CHOO1701

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 6:51 AM

Mal: Hey Zoe, you should see some of these names in 'Nara's l'll black book... Zoe? ...

and

Inara: whoa...tight pants....

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MAZAEN

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 7:28 AM

Mal, "'Nara, I seem to have one piece left over after putting the barrel back together."

Innara, "That piece is a screw from the dining table"

Another way to include a picture in your thread is to right click with your mouse on the picture. When you right click on the picture a box comes up on the screen. Select copy image location from the box and go to your reply. click and your mouse button and select paste.

SAB39

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 5:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Debbie:
Bang, thud, moo

Inara: What was that?

Mal: Supper.

Stop the thread, this wins... :)

Thanks for the votes and the congratulations, guys. When "the box is very unhappy" didn't show up in voting I really didn't expect to win. But since I did, here's what happened five seconds earlier:

JAYNE: For the love of God, DON'T open the pod bay door, Mal!

(As for this one, I got nothing. Especially nothing that can beat "Bang, thud, moo" :) )

GRAYALBATROSS

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 1:11 AM

Good for you, SAB!

MAL, to Inara: Now, for you, reputation iz solid

OR:

INARA comes from, shadows, holding gun: Drop, your weapon, Bond.

MAL: The Ambushers!

OR:
MAL: Zoe, somebody.... the grains in the tablewood are moving...

***
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Also, I can kill you with my brain

RYCE

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:11 AM

Mal: Look, I'll tell you the same thing I told those other ghost-spirit-things...BWAH!
Inara: So you don't want to see your Christmas present yet to come?
Mal: Oh. Ohhhhh... Thank you Buddah!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

VETERAN

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:36 AM

Inara: "Mal the gun is not necessary when your filling out your tax forms."

Mal: "I know it just makes me feel better knowing each bullet is deductible."

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:35 AM

MAL: Looking for this? Wonder if it works.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
or:

Watching Mal brush up on Current Small Arms
Maintenance Techniques from an online course
in Chinese, Inara was glad she'd had hands-on
Academy training instead.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

DREAMWALKER

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:02 AM

Inara starts to worry as Mal follows Jayne's trend and begins naming his guns.

OR

Inara: Mal you're planning on robbing the place, not occupying it.

Mal (holding up gun): I just get exicitable as to choice!

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, of God, we're all going to die?

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:06 AM

MAL:*cocks gun* "I wouldn't move if i were you..."

INARA:"Mal, don't worry, it's me!"

MAL:"Prove it."

INARA:"You're a dick."

*BEAT*

MAL:*uncocks gun*"Okay."

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, February 22, 2007 4:04 AM

INARA: So -- later with the talking, then?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
or:

Once again, Mal and Wash were running neck-and-neck
in the current Cortex caption contest voting.
Mal had begun to think of drastic ways to solve
the problem...
MAL: ...or impalement...
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

DRAGONWINE

Thursday, February 22, 2007 4:57 AM

Inara: Mal it's not that bad, please put the gun down.

Mal: But.....they canceled Virtual Firefly!

Inara: I know, Fox is truly fiendish and evil,but that doesn't mean you should end it all.

Mal: Yes it does. And I've got it all planned out, look here. Up the vent, down the hall and into the exec boardroom. Easy-peasy. Bang bang and Mooby the Golden Cow is supper.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

CHOO1701

Thursday, February 22, 2007 6:49 AM

Mal: your late, my appiontment was too have started 5 minutes ago! i hope i get a discount!

Inara: er..Mal, i don't service the crew!

Mal: ah! well, you see theres this loophole in your contract that i've found....well....river found...and eagerly pionted out to me. For 'bout the last two months...

and

Mal: Ah! its all here! My guns, my pimp mobile, and ma bitches!!

Inara: oh brother....

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Thursday, February 22, 2007 9:20 AM

Congrats, Sab!

Mal: IF you tell ANYONE I needed help with the jigsaw I will shoot you where you stand!

Graphics available at www.desktophippie.com

ANDMAN

Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:29 PM

(the sound of metal bouncing on the floor)
Joss(os): Are you seriously telling me that out of that entire collection of guns in front of you, all of them make the cartridges fall out mid take?

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

EARLYWARNING

Thursday, February 22, 2007 2:06 PM

Mal reading out loud: Congradulations you have just completed the Bang and Wilston T9 Colt Replica.
Inara : Next month, Gun of the Month Club features the G-Man Ultra A Water Pistol

DRACONUS

Thursday, February 22, 2007 4:12 PM

Mal: So that's why the cartridge keeps falling out

May you have enough.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 22, 2007 10:56 PM

Inara: What's the gun for?
Mal: Simon just gave me the medical bill for the crew...he claims "gunshots" are not covered by my insurance.
Inara: I see. But what are the guns for?
Mal: They're my insurance...

BWAH!
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Friday, February 23, 2007 12:12 AM

Mal: Y'know I am not wearing anythin' from the waist down.

I will think of a signature later. It will be so stunningly brilliant your entire life will pale into insignificance when compared to the few words that will be written here.

WALRUS

Friday, February 23, 2007 11:53 AM

Mal : NO !!! AWAY FROM ME CRAZY INARA CONCIOUS SHOULDER GUARDIAN THING !!!

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VETERAN

Saturday, February 24, 2007 1:39 AM

Inara: Mal! You can't play Russian Roulet with an automatic!

Mal: You can if you let the other guy go first.

Inara: I guess that explains your unrivaled win streak.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 24, 2007 1:58 AM

MAL: It's my favorite.
INARA: What's its history?
MAL: Crime and violence, sad to say.

bun
~Singers basted my turtle~
~We aim to Expo~
~Who is Pill Barty?~

GRAYALBATROSS

Saturday, February 24, 2007 3:14 AM

INARA: Mal, why do you have your gun out while you're eating?

MAL (staring at plate): I let River cook again. It seems my food's not quite dead yet.

FOOD: *twitchtwitch*

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 24, 2007 3:47 AM

GrayAlbatross wrote in part:
FOOD: *twitchtwitch*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Probably only frog legs wired up to exhibit
a galvanic response.

This isn't the first reference to live food.
Are some of you having flashbacks to an old
film called Dark Crystal, in which part of the
food ran down the table?

bun
~Bastards shot my turtle~
~We aim~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

RMMC

Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Are some of you having flashbacks to an old
film called Dark Crystal, in which part of the
food ran down the table?

OMG bun, I didn't until you brought it up. *twitchtwitch*

Mal: No, for the last time, (*cocks gun*) I am not interested in watching Jayne and Wash play Strip Twister.

or

Inara: The ides of March are upon us.
Mal: In that outfit, I'd be surprised if the eyes of everyone weren't upon you.

*****
RMMC

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MAZAEN

Saturday, February 24, 2007 8:40 AM

Innara, "Did you sneak in my room and steal my Companion Order Guide to Excellent Shooting Skills again. Mal I told you weren't allowed in my room without my expressed permission."

Mal: "I like the tips on how to demonstrate shooting skills at a companion convension."

CAPTAINCOUPI

Saturday, February 24, 2007 3:30 PM

Inara walks in as a recorded voice off screen speaks:

Voice: 'Thank you for purchasing "Basic Mandarin for Petty Criminals". Lesson one. Hold your gun in the air and repeat after me: Hands in the air Hùndàn!'

Mal: 'Hands in the .......'

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Inara (While walking into the galley): Mal? May I borrow your sidearm for a while?

Mal (somewhat distracted): Sur....why?

Inara: *sigh* Because my mother is coming to visit me...

BEB

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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, February 25, 2007 12:43 AM

RMMC wrote:
Friday, February 23, 2007 18:47
Quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Are some of you having flashbacks to an old
film called Dark Crystal, in which part of the
food ran down the table?
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OMG bun, I didn't until you brought it up. *twitchtwitch*
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It was a Muppet-y thing, no? After seeing it we
spent a few dinnertimes smacking the table but it
made the cats nervous.

MAL (thinking): These notes say to show her your
guns and wait for her to kiss you.
INARA (thinking): Oh, no. Not that ploy again.
Jayne, and now Mal...

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

RMMC

Sunday, February 25, 2007 4:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Are some of you having flashbacks to an old
film called Dark Crystal, in which part of the
food ran down the table?
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RMMC wrote: OMG bun, I didn't until you brought it up. *twitchtwitch*
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Originally posted by FloralBunny: It was a Muppet-y thing, no? After seeing it we
spent a few dinnertimes smacking the table but it
made the cats nervous.

Yes, it was the Muppety thing from the 80's. I only remember bits of it as I only saw it the once, and that was some 20 years back. (Actually I remember more of Quark which was some 30 years back. Go fig.)
Poor kitties...mean bun!

Mal: Tzao-gao! One piece of the puzzle left and the gorram thing won't fit. Guess I just have to make it fit.
Inara: Um, Mal, that may not be such a good idea. Your gun may go off prematurely.
Mal: And you'd surely know about that.

*****
RMMC

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VERSEEXPLORER

Sunday, February 25, 2007 5:40 AM

SAB, congrats!

GHOULFISH, another way to get the pic, is to just reply to someone with the pic, and then drag it from their post up into your response box.

Nathan: Guns-r-Us has just come out with this new phone, computer, Swiss army knife, fork, spoon, chop stick, gun called an iGun.
Morena (rolls her eyes)
Nathan: The directions say to... *BANG* Huh.

VERSEEXPLORER

Sunday, February 25, 2007 5:42 AM

Double Posties. I'll try to think of a new one.

Mal: I hear TenthCrewMember is pissed.
Inara: It's those gorramn HD-DVD pirates.
Mal: Tell Jayne to bring the grenades.

GRAYALBATROSS

Sunday, February 25, 2007 5:26 PM

What was the other reference to live food?

EDIT: Oh, wait, the cow thing . Sorry!

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, February 26, 2007 12:30 AM

RMMC wrote in part:
Poor kitties...mean bun!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, no! Not mean bun. We didn't put the kitties
on the table. And took 'em off if they volunteered.
But sudden noises tended to cause jumping and
running.
Quark is unfamiliar...must look up...

and another try at a caption (wouldn't let me do
it last night ~10:00 PST)

MAL: Options? Well, we're only good as long as the roof holds out.

bun
~bun stuff~
!kittens!

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, February 26, 2007 1:05 AM

GrayAlbatross wrote:
Sunday, February 25, 2007 07:26
What was the other reference to live food?

EDIT: Oh, wait, the cow thing . Sorry!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ReaverInA1985Riviera made one, too. There
are other oblique references dotted throughout.
I got to read the thread again to confirm.
Wacky fun!
Good thing there was neither food nor drink
about. Saves a cleanup. Big ROFLs.
What a wonderful selection of captions.

bun
~Bastards captioned my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

RMMC

Tuesday, February 27, 2007 3:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
RMMC wrote in part:
Poor kitties...mean bun!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, no! Not mean bun. We didn't put the kitties
on the table. And took 'em off if they volunteered.
But sudden noises tended to cause jumping and
running.

Whew! You had me a bit worried, bun. 'Course I'm the one who used to tickle the fur between the dog's pads, so I'm not in any position to judge.

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quark is unfamiliar...must look up...

and another try at a caption (wouldn't let me do
it last night ~10:00 PST)

Yeah, the site took a header for a few hours that night.

Check Wikipedia for Quark. It seems to be the most complete explaination

I really don't have any more caption ideas at the moment.

*****
RMMC

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~~~~~~~~
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”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 3:37 AM

INARA: You called, Mal?
MAL: Count the toppings on this pizza and tell
me that hoon dahn gave us the six we paid for...

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

KMS

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 10:50 AM

Mal: Pull my finger!

or

Mal: Just whisper your secret in my ear, Little Colt.
Inara(sigh): Are you talking to your guns again?
Mal: This here is a PRIVATE conversation.

Or

Inara: You can’t use that gun on your next mission.
Mal: Why not?
Inara: It doesn’t go with your pretty floral bonnet.
Mal (turns and looks at pistol): Drat! That’s my prettiest gun.

Or

Inara: Why the gun?
Mal: I told Kaylee and River if there was any more running around someone was gonna get hurt.
Inara: And… You’re here to make sure that happens?
Mal: You don’t see them zipping through the kitchen, do you?
Kaylee (OS): You’re a mean ol’ man!

SAB39

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 1:22 PM

(inspired by the talking to the guns...)

MAL: Mister Flibble says: 'Game over boys...'

(Can't you just picture Mal in that red polkadot dress and hat..?)

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 1:44 PM

MAL: I swear, if your hand touches anything but the vote button, I will end you!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1031866

That's right, VOTING TIME!
So I guess it is the rutting town hall after all...

BWAH!
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YINYANG

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 3:31 PM

Bumpity-bumpity vote time.

Rules and voting: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

RMMC

Friday, March 2, 2007 2:00 AM

Hey! First time I made the cut.

Vote-bump!

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VETERAN

Saturday, March 3, 2007 1:44 AM

Bumpty bump.

MISSTRESSAHARA

Sunday, March 4, 2007 4:00 AM

Mal putting his gun together;

"Aaand done...*...Where does this extra piece go?"

In the same vein;

Mal:"Why is there always an extra piece?"

Or again;

Mal:"Now accordin' to the schematics the pin should fit IN the barrel."

And again;

Inara:"You don't how to put it back together do you?"

Mal:"Wha...? How can you say that woman? Course I know how.... I mean I was a soldier.... Don't you have some client to sex up?"

"We can be Heroes.... if just for one day."[/]

~Peter* Peter* power Re-peater~

What do you mean I have to wait
7 fricken weeks for Heroes?

VETERAN

Monday, March 5, 2007 12:34 AM

I like the last one best.

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, March 5, 2007 7:11 AM

INARA (glancing under table): Am I -- um --
interrupting anything?
MAL: No, no. Just having my feet washed, is
all.

bun
~the usual bun stuff~

RMMC

Tuesday, March 6, 2007 3:33 AM

*giggle**bump*

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”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb