THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #58
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Saturday, March 3, 2007 07:33
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Welcome one and all!
Welcome to the next round of caption-y goodness!
Last week brought in many hilarious captions, but as the story goes, there can be only one...wait...wrong story...whups.
Ahem.
Anyways the winner of Round 57 is...
SICKDUDE!!!
Used Ship Salesman: No one has ever asked me that before. I don't know, um, maybe... four-hundred beagles in the main cargo hold.
Mal: What about that one? How many tiny bobble-head dolls, you think?
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Congrats!
And we keep going!
Here's one to hopefully get the 'ol brainpan unsquishy...
Adam was told by Joss in his interview that he would have to change his 'down to business' face in order to get the part.
HAVE FUN!
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Adam just finds out that in Firefly season 2 HE becomes the ship's whore.
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As he sits down for the interview, Adam's bandoleer reminds him that he has man parts...
OR
Adam recalls a particular take during the River fight sequence in Serenity where Summer forgot to pull her "punch."
OR
Adam gets an unpleasant surprise at the press junket as a reporter from the Reaver News Network asks him if he would taste better poached or scrambled.
"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono
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Congrats, SickDude!
JAYNE: I'll not be anyone's doxy...
or
JAYNE: Gorramnit, Joss, don't point that thing at
me. I read ahead in my script and I know who's
supposed to get it!
RIVER (OS): He looks good in red.
bun
~bun stuff~
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ADAM (to reporter): So, you know, when I found out Fox had cancelled Firefly, I was really shocked. Like, scared beyond belief, Reavers-ate-my-baby shocked."
EDIT: I am Australian, if people are having trouble with the reference.
Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?
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Welcome one and all!
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Truce between Jayne and River leads to tutorial on how to kill someone with one's brain
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Adam see's someone post this smilie under his picture

Adam: Holy Sh..shei yo nu ma?
River(OS): Its just an Object...
Jayne: Wimper.
.....
"It's just an Object"
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Jayne: As God as my witness I will never go hungry again
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Kaylee (os): So...this is supposed to be what it feels like...? Simon never gets it right.
Jayne: Kaylee...what are you and Inara doing in the mess ha-...? Oh.......I'll be in my bunk...
-Daniel Fyre
"Real Men Juggle Geese"
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Quote:
Originally posted by Debbie:
Alan had misplaced his plastic Unicorn, again
OR
Adam reenacts "Cowboy Bebop" for the press
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Adam knew the good news that Serenity 2 was going to be filmed, but just heard the bad news that George Lucas would be in charge.
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Quote:
Originally posted by DanielFyre:
Kaylee (os): So...this is supposed to be what it feels like...? Simon never gets it right.
Jayne: Kaylee...what are you and Inara doing in the mess ha-...? Oh.......I'll be in my bunk...
I love that one.
Why is the rum always gone?
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Jayne: Reavers? Where? Oh, ha ha ha. That joke is getting old.
Mal: You saw the look on your face you wouldn't be saying that.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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Jayne: Oh god no, not the anal probe!
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Ooh, shiny!! Thanks, guys! 
"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie
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River (os): Cordical electrodes are so funny!
and
Adam: what do you mean LIVE GRENADES!!!
*BOOM*
Nathan (os): er...was that my car?
and
Adam: and this is what happens when you have "the Hero of Canton" stuck in your head ALL THE TIME!!!
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Quote:
Joss's electrified seat made the auditioning process so much more fun....for the director.
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Followup to the recent Caption Tightpants:
JAYNE: Oh my God! It's full of stars!
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Congrats Sickdude!
Adam: "Can't! Expression! Properly!"

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Adam practices emoting in a mirror for when Firefly: The Second Season is announced
OR
The beginnings of a crotch fire do not go amiss
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Congrats on a very shiny win, Sickdude!!
Jayne discovers just how friendly beagles can be.
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Adam has just heard that in the very first episode that Joss has written in preparation for when Firefly Season 2 eventually begins filming, there are some more nude scenes, but this time it will be a much more muscular and hairy-chested cast member doing the honours....and NO he won't even be allowed to carry his favourite gun!
God grant me the Serenity Pt 2 and Pt 3 and...
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Jayne: (Talking through his teeth) Girl let go!
River: giggle Not 'till you say Uncle.
Uncle! Uncle!
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Jayne used to think it was just an expression...then, much to his amazement, his johnson actually did pop off and fly about the room.
BWAH! 
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Also CT reference
:
RIVER (OS): Look! Someone wrote "gullible" on the side of your face!
JAYNE: Auuurgh! Not another one!
OR:
ADAM: I apologize, we have to finish the interview now, something came u-
INTERVIEWER: *click*
ADAM: Or, we could talk more!
OR:
COMPUTER VOICE: *Cantonese, red lights flashing*
MAL (OS): What in the sphincter of Hell is that?!!
RIVER (OS): The beagles have revolted. They want to kill Jayne.
OR:
JAYNE: It looked smaller when I couldn't see it...
OR:
JAYNE: What do you mean the moonbrained girl gets TWENNY PER-CENT??!!!!!!
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Jayne, preparing to threaten once again to
show his man-parts, decides to check 'em out
first, and makes an unwelcome discovery...
bun
~bun stuff~
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Quote:
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Ok...let's see now...how's about:
It was at that moment that Adam realized the savings from Universal going with a discount craft serivces company for the Serenity 2 set was a whole new BDM of its own...a Big Damn Mistake!

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Adam recoiled in terror as Nathan decided to show him his arse scar
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Jayne: Step, Squish, I thought beagles had smallish droppings
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Adam tries his best Tom Cruise impression
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Gratz, Sickdude.
Adam: Got any coffee?
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Adam responds to River/Jayne shippers: "She's TWELVE!"
(For reference, this really *was* Adam's response, at some Con panel, the video is available online somewhere)
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Hmmm.....
'The new statue in Canton town square didn't quite capture Jayne's essence like the old one had.'
That's my first post ever, hope you like it.
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JAYNE: They carbon-froze Mal!
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
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Welcome home, CaptainCoupi. We're glad to
have you aboard our shiny ship.
Please have a giant strawberry and a mug of
Mudder's, and caption happily away!!!
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JAYNE: Hell. Fine. Be like that!
(Genuine line. From which Ep? Which char.?)
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JAYNE: You can't handle the truth.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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Lame as I freely concede it is, I'm gonna appropriate Floralbunny's post with one, small alteration. Flame away, Flame away, I'm about to deserve it.
Jayne: Well I sure as hell can't handle the truth...
Do you like bread?
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Why thank you FloralBunny.
Hmmmmm, Mudders Milk.. which gives me an idea.
'Jayne wished he had read the warning label about laxative effects on that bottle of Mudders Milk before the shindig the night before.'
Jayne bolts off screen in the direction of the heads.
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Oh... another one,
'Due to a freak mixup in wardrobe Adam was now wearing a pair of Nathans very tight pants'
One word... Restrictive.
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JAYNE: Hell. Fine. Be like that!
(Genuine line. From which Ep? Which char.?)
Answer =
That's Yo-Saf-Brig in TRASH.
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Quote:
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Welcome one and all!
Adam(panicked): Can... can anyone else see them? The backwards letters... they're foatin' right in front of me!
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Odds:
Flame? Moi? Not yet, and I've been aboard
a while.
Major point of the board is to make people
welcome. (Exceptions in Troll Country, some
RW, but you've been warned and if it's too
awful we are here with comfort when you emerge)
Gosh, Odds, CapC, Reaverina, you're so good
here...eep. Backward letters! LOL & Roffle.
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RIVER (OS in "Serenity" voice): Don't make
faces.
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JAYNE: Could you not do that while we're -- EVER?
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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Way to go, SickDude. Good luck on this round. There's a lot of competition this time. Here's mine:
Jayne: Get your gorramn hands off Vera!
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Adam views his first Jayne/Simon slashfic
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HWL, Puuuuuuuuumie!
Geeze....
Okay, in light of that, a little something
I've been holding back:
JAYNE: Remember that sex we were planning to have -- ever again?
bun
~Bastards shipped my turtle~
~We aim to ExpoNentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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Jayne is told by Badger that Jayne has to give his gun 'Vera' away.
or
This was Adam's expression when Nathan's pants split during filming.
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In a fit of annoyance, Mal shows Jayne the real chain of command.
*****
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Those plastic dinosaurs just get everywhere don't they.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Thought of this while watching the BDM last night. A la 'Eta Cooram Nah Smech' for River.
'Simon finally finds a safe word that works on Jayne'
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Tough round here! 
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As I'm in the UK I think a tea related quote would go down well.
'As the room swam out of focus Jayne remembered Mal's warnings about drinking too may cups of Badger's special tea'
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'Adam would spend several hours after the interview plotting his revenge on Nathan for dropping an ice cube down his back while he was answering a question.'
And I've finnally worked out how to get the gorram picture in my post. Yay me.....not.
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JAYNE: ...frog-humping, cat-sucking piss-ant!
JOSS (OS): In Chinese, Adam. Chinese.
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or:
ADAM: This is the last time. The last time
with foxes!
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ADAM: ...but handsomer.
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bun
~bun siggy stuff~
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Having not had time to read through the other captions, these are my meager offerings. Apologies if the ideas have been done.
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"Awkward moments on the set" is one of the easter eggs on the DVDs that nobody really wants to find... anymore...
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Adam's first acid trip was surprising for everyone.
Alan (VO): How was I supposed to know he'd never done drugs?
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Joss found another place for the chicken, much to Adam's surprise.
*****
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Oh my, I'm in way late. :) Ok, here goes:
A visit to Inara's dark room was too much even for Jayne.
Or:
HAL's variation to "hide and seek" left Jayne utterly stumped.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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A screenshot from Saw IIII
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I seem to be coming up with lot's of Nathan playing practical jokes on Adam ideas. I'll see if I can come up with a differnt angle for my next one after this.
'Adam suddenly realised that Nathan had replaced his toothpaste with superglue.'
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Jayne-Anyone see where I put Bink-.....Oh there she is...urgh...
Quote:
Originally posted by Debbie:
Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats
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'Only River could beat Jayne in the bi-monthly Serenity staring contest.'
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The moment when Jayne realises that Vera loves him back!

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"*twitch*... dinosaurs... in... my... seat... ALAN!!"
Or
Joss (OS) "No, Adam, you can't do that when River shows up with the knife in the script. Remember, you don't know that it's happening!"
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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.
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NATHAN (OS): Don't shoot the actors. Dead actor
is cover. Live actor, up in his lines? Great
pile of panic.
ADAM worries that he has the wrong script for
"Heart of Gold."
bun
~Been there~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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Jayne sat on a 'spring surprise'
(Monty Python's Flying Circus Episode 6 Reference)
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode06.htm#5
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Quote:
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Jayne sat on a 'spring surprise'
At least he didn't eat the anthrax ripple.

Caption...right.
Jayne discovers where River left Vera's firing pin.
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Adam saw the fan girls coming
and
Jayne: whatdaya mean "regen-er-ra-ceion"!?!
and
Adam: ididn'tdoitnobodycanproveitwasme!!!
Joss (os): erm...wow, i didn't know my script was so....pornographio...
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TRAIN!!!
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Adam wasn't amused when a naked Nathan jumped out of the giant novelty birthday cake the cast and crew had presented him with'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (sorry it's a bit late).
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ITS VOTING TIME!!
Tough, tough round this week women and men-folk. Hopefully voting does it justice.
Anyways, vote for THREE of your faves this time 'round!
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Jayne: Away put the mascara, I mean you no harm!
Why is the rum always gone?
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Votey-bump!
Glad we get three votes; too many good ones.
bun
~Dingoes ate my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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huh, not one of mine made the cut ,,,,
ah well 
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late, but...
Jayne discovers that their next cargo will be Elephants.
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Huh. Thought my Heart of Gold reference woulda made the cut...
Oh well, mebbe next time!
JAYNE: Now THAT ain't no sad seven!
Voting now... ;)
BWAH! 
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Shiny, there's one of mine in there.
My official votes have now been cast.
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Ooh! My first captiony game and I made the cut! That's just all kinds of shiny! 
Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?
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One for the rump session:
ADAM: Dammit, Mal, I forgot my caption!
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okay. back to business.
so many good ones i didn't vote for mine.
if you haven't voted, you want to in the
most desperate way. right now.
bun
~Bastards singled out my turtle~
~No touching~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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Bumpin'.
Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?
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