The Return of the Llama Shaving Par-tay!!!!!!!

POSTED BY: Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown
UPDATED: Sunday, March 4, 2007 01:34
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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Monday, February 19, 2007 11:27 PM (P)

Well, now time to get crackin' cleanin' this place up *looks at a strange brown lump and realizes that it's several month old llama poo* ugh, this is gonna take a while.

Why is the rum always gone?

PENGUIN

Monday, February 19, 2007 11:31 PM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Monday, February 19, 2007 11:34 PM (P)

hoo-ray for the radioactive mutant llamas!!!!!

Why is the rum always gone?

RMMC

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 2:15 AM (P)

*wanders in agast at the condition of the room*

What happened in here? It didn't look like this in December.

*heads to side door marked "Llama Pen-Do Not Open" and blythly opens the door*

All right you llamas, fall out and clean up this mess. The suite is not a lavatory. You've lost your hottub privliges until you clean it it.

*llamas in hot tub bare their teeth menacingly*

You'll have to do better than that.

*RMMC glares intensely and smiles evilly. LLamas jump out of tub and run out the door with housekeeping tools*

This'll be cleaned up shortly, Guy. No worries.

****
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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 4:06 PM (P)

Thanks, RMMC, I wish I could perform the ultimate glare manoeuvre.

Why is the rum always gone?

SIMONWHO

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:19 PM (P)

Any chance it could be a Llama/Britney shaving par-tay?

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:36 PM (P)

Llamas! I hate Llamas!

----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

GHOULFISH

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:39 PM (P)

Reads posts becomes confused and frightened - hides in corner away from radioactive mutant lama poo

RMMC

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 2:11 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Ghoulfish:
Reads posts becomes confused and frightened - hides in corner away from radioactive mutant lama poo

It's okay. The llamas have cleaned and disinfected everything and have retired to the llama pen. It is now....

PAR-TAY TIIIIME!!

♪Let the good times roll
Let them knock you around.♪

*waves to FMF, SmonWho and Guy*

Good to see ya'll!

*****
RMMC

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KAREL

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 2:38 AM (P)

Oh, no. Not again. *gets shears*

--Karel.

"Wondrous is our great blue ship that sails around the mighty sun and joy to everyone that rides along." -- Jeff Lynne, Electric Light Orchestra.

RMMC

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 2:47 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Karel:
Oh, no. Not again. *gets shears*

Yep. We need funds to stock the suite again. Alpaca fuzz goes for a nice chunk of change.

*gets electric sheep shears*

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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:36 AM (P)

Here, here -- let's start with this one.
Her name's Britney and we can auction the
fuzz on the Cortex 'cos there are silly
people who'll buy it!
(Pours a drink and prepares auction entry
on laptop -- Britney fuzz: 1000 strands
for 50 platinum)

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:29 PM (P)

Works for me, maybe we can afford a chocolate fountain

Why is the rum always gone?

RMMC

Thursday, February 22, 2007 1:48 AM (P)

Good going, bun. That should have Guy (and us) swimming in a chocolate fountain in no time. :)

I wonder what we could snag for the fuzz off the two over there: Jay and Low. Maybe 1500 strands for 50 platinum?

*****
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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, February 22, 2007 3:13 AM (P)

Guy is in charge of the shimmerwine fountain
and the space-wotzit which lives beneath it!
(Sips at another mug of the best Mudder's
ever brewed by man or beast...)

bun
~and all the bun stuff~

RMMC

Friday, February 23, 2007 2:38 AM (P)

I think I'll stick with the whiskey this evening. But there needs to be chocolate.

*goes and rummages in the larder*

Yea!!!

*brings back chocolate...lots of it*

We had an emergency chocolate stash.

*nibbles on a 70% cocoa bar*

Mmmmmmmmmm.......

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FLORALBUNNY

Friday, February 23, 2007 3:58 AM (P)

....and clam dip, made with these grubby little
paws. Nice and thick, so it can be spread on
bread or crackers if necessary.
And if someone doesn't dig up some chips, it's
necessary.
Yum.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

DRACONUS

Friday, February 23, 2007 7:04 PM (P)

Did someone say chips? I've got my emergency supply with me, but we'll need more if we're going to get any real action going.

May you have enough.

RMMC

Friday, February 23, 2007 8:22 PM (P)

Funny you should mention that, Draconus.

*hands Draconus an electric sheep shearer*

We can't afford any more until we sell the llama fluff, hence the par-tay.

bbbzzzzzzzzzz

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DRACONUS

Friday, February 23, 2007 10:22 PM (P)

Then let's get started.

*starts chasing a llama around the room*

Come here so i can shave you and sell your fur. I need chips!

May you have enough.

BIGWOLF18

Friday, February 23, 2007 10:40 PM (P)

au-contraire lets shave some llama hair!

hahaha i laugh at your puny shears, i have...

A GERBIL POWERED LLAMA SHAVERMATIC-O-TRON MWAHAHAHAHAHAHwerdlewerdlesclup!

-------------------------------------------------

Bigwolf18, shaman.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 24, 2007 1:45 AM (P)

bigwolf18 displays, laughing:
A GERBIL POWERED LLAMA SHAVERMATIC-O-TRON MWAHAHAHAHAHAHwerdlewerdlesclup!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*the chipless bun edges away, trying for
invisibility as she aims for a dark corner
behind her portable fumarole*

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

PENGUIN

Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:11 AM (P)

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

GRAYALBATROSS

Saturday, February 24, 2007 3:24 AM (P)

*hands out Sereni-print leis*

I've brot 62 kinds of chip (BlueSun brand), including Yougurt flavor.

All this, PLUS:

The LAZR Shear! And Intergalactic Goats. Hoof clippings fetch a pretty penny.

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

RMMC

Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:53 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:

Pengiun, that's so cute!!!

Can I steal it? Huh, huh, huh, can I, can I huh??! (yeah, I know...hyper much?

)

Guys...you don't need to chase 'em around like that, less'n of course you all need the exercise.

*goes over to credenza and pulls out licorice ropes*

Just rope 'em and hog-tie 'em with these. by the time they eat their way out, they're de-fuzzed.

*****
RMMC

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PENGUIN

Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:32 PM (P)

Yes, you may!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

RMMC

Saturday, February 24, 2007 6:33 PM (P)

Thank you!!!

*happy dance*

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PENGUIN

Sunday, February 25, 2007 12:40 AM (P)

*the llama hordes march towards the gate*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

RMMC

Sunday, February 25, 2007 4:21 AM (P)

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, February 25, 2007 4:33 AM (P)

BURMA!

Why is the rum always gone?

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 1:48 AM (P)

*makes a chocolate and stale licorice moat to keep the llamas in the thread*

some of them escaped! we gotta round 'em up!!

Why is the rum always gone?

RMMC

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 10:50 PM (P)

Oh, heck! Don't let 'em eat the codes. They'll bring the site down.

*grabs a bunch of licorice ropes and heads out*

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”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

MSG

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 10:58 PM (P)

OK where is that dratted Llama vacuum ?? It's got to be here somewhere... Oh and the llama dip/ lavender wash:)

HUGS FMF:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:19 AM (P)

it's over here with the llama mop, llama broom, and llama swiffer

Why is the rum always gone?

RMMC

Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:26 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
OK where is that dratted Llama vacuum ?? It's got to be here somewhere... Oh and the llama dip/ lavender wash:)

Check the llama closet. *opens doors and a pile of cleaning materials falls out*
Gorram llamas.

*****
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”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:28 AM (P)

I hate Llamas

----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

RMMC

Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:33 AM (P)

How come? They're nice cheap labor to keep the par-tay running. Is it because of the slip-n-slide incident?

*****
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~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

MSG

Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:45 AM (P)

RMMC- May I just say ...I LOVE J.D.ROBB and I spend so much time trying to hook others. Love your quote:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

RMMC

Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:15 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
RMMC- May I just say ...I LOVE J.D.ROBB and I spend so much time trying to hook others. Love your quote:)

Thanks, MsG! You got the new one that came out last week? It's wonderful!

I had a hard time deciding on a quote. They're all so much fun! Maybe I'll switch 'em around every so often.

BTW--have you noticed she keeps naming peripheral characters after our BDHs? I didn't twig to it until she used 'Serenity.' I'm now going back and checking and have found: Jayne, Cobb, Nara, Mal, Washbourne and Serenity. I think it's safe to say, she's a browncoat.

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~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:30 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
How come? They're nice cheap labor to keep the par-tay running. Is it because of the slip-n-slide incident?

*****
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~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

*FMF dissolves in tears when reminded of the dreaded Llama slip and slide incident*

----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

RMMC

Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:45 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
How come? They're nice cheap labor to keep the par-tay running. Is it because of the slip-n-slide incident?

*FMF dissolves in tears when reminded of the dreaded Llama slip and slide incident*

*RMMC cries in sympathy* I'm sorry! *hugs FMF* I forgot never to mention that. *hands FMF a wet noodle* Do your worst. I deserve it.

*****
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When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:57 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
How come? They're nice cheap labor to keep the par-tay running. Is it because of the slip-n-slide incident?

*FMF dissolves in tears when reminded of the dreaded Llama slip and slide incident*

*RMMC cries in sympathy* I'm sorry! *hugs FMF* I forgot never to mention that. *hands FMF a wet noodle* Do your worst. I deserve it.

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

*FMF hiccups through her tears in that childlike way*

ItshicOKhicIhicwillbehicokhic

----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

MSG

Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:59 AM (P)

HUGs FMF consolingly...it's ok I'm sure the nasty llama will go away

RMMC- Haven't read the most recent as I've been trapped at school and such for several weeks:) Though she has mentioned she really like Firefly in several interviews:) ...Obviously she has great taste

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

PENGUIN

Thursday, March 1, 2007 2:01 AM (P)

*puts anti-llama barriers around the thread*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

RMMC

Thursday, March 1, 2007 2:01 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
How come? They're nice cheap labor to keep the par-tay running. Is it because of the slip-n-slide incident?

*FMF dissolves in tears when reminded of the dreaded Llama slip and slide incident*

*RMMC cries in sympathy* I'm sorry! *hugs FMF* I forgot never to mention that. *hands FMF a wet noodle* Do your worst. I deserve it.

*FMF hiccups through her tears in that childlike way*

ItshicOKhicIhicwillbehicokhic

*sobs* Ididntmeantobemean! Honest! *grabs a kleenex and hands the box off to FMF* WAH!!!!*blows nose*

*****
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~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

RMMC

Friday, March 2, 2007 1:46 AM (P)

I tried to post this last night. Again, and again and again. *sigh*

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
RMMC- Haven't read the most recent as I've been trapped at school and such for several weeks:)

Much sympathy.

I got the book, even though I shouldn't have 'cause of the money. I decided it was necessary to my mental health.

I hope you're able to indulge soon.

Lots of good character developement in this one.

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Though she has mentioned she really like Firefly in several interviews:) ...Obviously she has great taste.

I haven't seen the interviews.

I figured out she liked Buffy when a character in one of her other non-series book had a dream involving James Marsters and a vat of dark chocolate.

Hugs to you and thanks! I hope things at work settle down for you soon

*****
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~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, March 2, 2007 2:03 AM (P)

*FMF stands in the middle of the room and begins singing to the Llamas - cause she hates them*

I sing the body electric
I celebrate the me yet to come
I toast to my own reunion
When I become one with the sun

And i'll look back on Venus
I'll look back on Mars
And I'll burn with the fire of ten million stars
And in time
And in time we will all be stars

I sing the body electric
I glory in the glow of rebirth
Creating my own tomorrow
When i shall embody the earth

And I'll serenade Venus
I'll serenade Mars
And I'll burn with the fire of ten million stars
And in time
And in time we will all be stars

We are the emperors now
And we are the czars
And in time
And in time we will all be stars

I sing the body electric
I celebrate the me yet to come
I toast to my own reunion (my own reunion)
When I become one with the sun

And I'll look back on Venus
(back on Venus)
I'll look back on Mars
(back on Mars)
Burn with the fire of ten million stars
(bu-urn ten million stars)
And in time (and in time)
And in time
And in time (and in time)
And in time
And in time (and in time)
And in time
WE WILL ALL BE STARS!

----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

PENGUIN

Friday, March 2, 2007 2:07 AM (P)

*joins FMF with background vocals*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

RMMC

Friday, March 2, 2007 2:17 AM (P)

*is an appreciative audience*

*****
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~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, March 2, 2007 3:06 AM (P)

*and as an oncore, FMF grabs the angriest LLama*

Joey, baby - don't get crazy
Detours, fences - I get defensive

I know you've heard it all before, so I don't say it anymore
I just stand by and let you fight your secret war
And though I used to wonder why, I used to cry till I was dry
Still sometimes I get a strange pain inside
Oh, Joey, if you're hurting so am I

Joey, honey - I got some money
All is forgiven, listen, listen

But if I seem to be confused, I didn't mean to be with you
And when you said I scared you
Well I guess you scared me too
But we got lucky once before
And I don't want to close the door
And if you're somewhere out there passed out on the floor
Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore

And if I seem to be confused I didn't mean to be with you
And when you said I scared you
Well I guess you scared me too
But if it's love you're looking for then I can give a little more
And if you're somewhere drunk and passed out on the floor
Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore
Angry anymore, angry anymore

----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

RMMC

Friday, March 2, 2007 3:37 AM (P)

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~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

PENGUIN

Friday, March 2, 2007 3:39 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

RMMC

Friday, March 2, 2007 3:51 AM (P)

Thanks for the arm save, Penguin!

I'm off to bed for now. *waves* 'Night!!

*****
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~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Friday, March 2, 2007 3:48 PM (P)

*shaves off RMMC's eyebrows because she went to sleep in the par-tay thread*

anyone want some chocolate covered coffee beans? I brought a bunch.

Why is the rum always gone?

RMMC

Saturday, March 3, 2007 4:41 AM (P)

*stands behind guy taping her foot*

Okay, what'd you do with 'em? I gotta go car shopping and no one'll take me serious with out 'em.
And I won't even think about the loan officer at the bank.

*****
RMMC

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~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, March 4, 2007 1:34 AM (P)

*snicker* I'll never tell. You know the rules after all.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Why is the rum always gone?