The Sereni-Tree and Mai-Quest 3: Quest to the Old West

POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, March 29, 2007 06:08
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CALLMESERENITY

Sunday, February 18, 2007 7:44 PM (P)

The plan sounds okay to me, I guess.

Soul could always sneak in to take a peek around.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

SERYN

Monday, February 19, 2007 12:34 AM (P)

*comes back to pick up forgotten baby blanket*

"um, reconnaisance? i could - i don't know, pop inside there and make a nuisance of myself while i look around the place - i probably wont see Mai, but i cant get a look at the number of guns and men, see about back doors and stuff... may even be able to do some mischeif if i can get the sherrifs back turned long enough... what do you say?"

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

SCORPIONREGENT

Monday, February 19, 2007 2:33 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
*comes back to pick up forgotten baby blanket*

"um, reconnaisance? i could - i don't know, pop inside there and make a nuisance of myself while i look around the place - i probably wont see Mai, but i cant get a look at the number of guns and men, see about back doors and stuff... may even be able to do some mischeif if i can get the sherrifs back turned long enough... what do you say?"

"Well honey I'm guessing that you'll make enough of a nuisance that he'll just throw you in a cell too, or we could all do recon together and if they gives us any guff we can just storm them. What ever we do let decide it over a beef steak at the local chow hall. All this talk is making me hungry."

Scorpion Regent

MCQ

Monday, February 19, 2007 6:45 AM (P)

OOC: Old West, eh? Hmm - seems I'll be sitting this one out as well. The ol' west is no place for a cyborg - although, it could be entertaining.

MAI

Monday, February 19, 2007 7:00 AM (P)

The Sheriff makes his way across town, one eye on his path to the small building that holds his "supplies" and another on the crowd of strangers standing just up the block.

"Those fools really think they are just going to blunder into MY town and take what's rightfully mine? They think I'm just some small town muscle man with a strange affliction for kidnap and torture. Well, I guess that is pretty accurate, but they've absolutely no idea what they are up against. I relish the idea of our first run in."

*He walks up to the small brick building and knocks on the side door. A small, greasy haired man opens it and stares at him blankly. After a full minute the Sheriff speaks, "Let me in you frog brained imbecile, it's me." he whispers.

"Sorry sir, but you always give such a start when I can't see nothing of ya. And I don't mind telling you, all that messin' about with them dark magics makes a man a might nervous too!"

CITIZEN

Monday, February 19, 2007 5:08 PM (P)

*falls of the horse and mumbles*

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

JAKE7

Monday, February 19, 2007 5:13 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
...I don’t know how to solve this problem unless Jake7 can envelope her inside a force field. That is the best I can come up with, which means that Jake7 must come along with the assault force.

“So it seems to me that we have several roles. We need snipers in various locations to cover the jailhouse from all directions, of which Grey in the tower is one. We need some brave fool to walk up, talk to the guy, and draw his attention. Then we need an assault force to go inside via dimensional portal.

I'll have to go in via the portal in order to get Mai in a force field and get her out of the jail safely. We're going to need one heck of a distraction to keep all the people in the general vicinity occupied.

**OOC: MCQ, this might be a great time to appear as a cyborg! That would completely freak out people in this time frame! They'd all come running!**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, February 22, 2007 6:54 PM (P)

If we need a distraction, I can do that. I'm sure seeing someone with wings would freak these people out nicely.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

SCORPIONREGENT

Friday, February 23, 2007 4:47 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
If we need a distraction, I can do that. I'm sure seeing someone with wings would freak these people out nicely.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

"Remember a lot of these people have shotguns and getting yourself perforated isn't worth the pain."

Scorpion Regent

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, February 23, 2007 1:27 PM (P)

If I know my earth lore, they see winged people as angels, messengers of God. Everyone knows you don't shoot the messenger.

MAI

Tuesday, February 27, 2007 1:46 AM (P)

*Suddenly awakens and jumps to her feet.

"What in the.. where am I?"

*Walks forward a few steps and comes face to face with a set of heavy, steel doors. As she reaches out to bang on the one her hand goes right through the door.

"Ok, now that's just not normal. This must be a dream, that's right, I was having that weird dream about being back in the Old West and... "

As she paces the small cell her foot comes in contact with something on the floor. Looking down there is a figure curled up completely still and bleeding profusely. A figure that looks extremely familiar.

"Oh now that's just not acceptable! I will not be a corpse!"

*Walks back to the door, and walks right through the doors into a very dim and musty corridor. As she walks a few more paces she realizes that the place is like a maze, with off shoots of hallways in eight different directions.

"Well, let's be scientific about this...
eeny, meeny, miny, moe...'

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, February 27, 2007 1:33 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Everyone knows you don't shoot the messenger.

Aw, come ON you guys!! That was funny! I made a funny joke!!!

Did you have your humour centers removed? Sheesh!

*Serenity goes storming off in a huff into the desert on the outskirts of town, startling lizards and kicking the occasional stone. She kicks a stone and hears a "whack!" sound, but before she has time to contemplate why a stone would go "whack" when there was nothing to go "whack" on, she runs headlong into something hard and solid. She stumbles back.*

OWW!!!

*Tentatively, she reaches her hands forward until they connect with-nothing. A solid nothing. She follows the solid nothing for a few steps until it ends, and then, reaching around, she finds that it doesn't end, it is simply a corner.*

Me? I think I just found an invisible building.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

THEREALME

Tuesday, February 27, 2007 3:12 PM (P)

Well! I think we can call that progress!

OOC: Sorry that I have been gone. Real life is sort of getting in the way. SR, if you would like to do some information gathering in the tavern, please, you do not need my go-ahead. Same for what anyone else wants to do. I'll try to become more involved here soon. After all, we don't want our dear Mai to end up as a ghost permanently. I did sort of have in mind a line-up OK corral style gunfight to end it all, but otherwise (contrary to what some may think) I personally had no specific plans for this sequence.

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

MAI

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 12:37 AM (P)

Quote:
*Tentatively, she reaches her hands forward until they connect with-nothing. A solid nothing. She follows the solid nothing for a few steps until it ends, and then, reaching around, she finds that it doesn't end, it is simply a corner.*

Me? I think I just found an invisible building.

*As she floats through the endless hallways she finally comes to what appears to be a dead end (pun intended!) Thinking that this corner must be an outer wall since each of the branches of corridors meet here as well, she starts to put her hand through the wall when all of a sudden there is a slight thud and a muffled voice coming from the other side!

"Uh oh, here we go again, well at least maybe I can do the scaring now that Im the ghosty"

*thinks this must be Mr EvilSherriff man and take a running leap to jump through the wall and hopefully scare the beejeezus out of him on the the other side.

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 6:04 PM (P)

*Standing there, staring at nothing, waiting for the calvary to arrive, Serenity is suddenly hit by a blast of cold.*

ARGH!!

*She turns around to see Mai standing there. Well, sort of floating there. And also kind of translucent. But definitely Mai.*

Um, Mai? Why are you a ghost? Did you die?!?! You're not allowed to die! It's against the rules!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 8:17 PM (P)

AHHHHHHH!

Sorry about that I was sort of expecting someone else. You have no idea how glad I am to see you! *tries to hug Serenity and sort of just falls through her. Oops.

I can't really remember much of what happened, but I seem to have lost track of my body. And also, the sherriff is Eeeee-vil!

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 9:21 PM (P)

ARGH!!!

Will you stop going through me, it's very cold.

We kinda figured the sherrif was EEVILLE.

But, I'm worried you've lost your body. That is officially NOT GOOD. Do you have any idea where it is? We have to get you back in it before..I dunno, before something worse happens.

*on her comm* Soul? Me? Where are you guys??!?! I found Mai! Um..sort of.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 9:40 PM (P)

Sorry, I'm just not use to this floaty thing yet. The only thing I really remember is showing up here in this weird western town and having a slight run in with the Sherriff. Then I have a vague recollection of a very dark, dank cell and then sort of being not quite so much with the alive thing... When I heard your voice I thought it was the sherriff coming back for me. I have no idea where he is or what his plans are, but this is offically not fun anymore. Remind me never to get sucked into one of these portals again. Assuming we find my body and I have that choice.

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:21 PM (P)

Mai, don't ever get sucked into one of these portals again.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Saturday, March 3, 2007 2:29 AM (P)

Quote:
Mai, don't ever get sucked into one of these portals again.

Gee, thanks for that helpful warning. Oh well, being floaty isn't all bad. Cause I can do fun stuff like this.. *puts ghosty hand through Serenity's head

OOC:
I am going to be gone for awhile. Do with me what you want. Well not ANYTHING, but you know what I mean... Asta La Vista peoples.

CALLMESERENITY

Saturday, March 3, 2007 2:08 PM (P)

Hey, stop that!!!

You know, it's really taking the menfolk a long time to get here. I really hope something hasn't happened to them....

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Saturday, March 3, 2007 3:08 PM (P)

Sorry, but I'm bored. You are right it is taking the men a long time to catch up. I hope they haven't had a run in with the locals, or worse.
We may just have to take this into our own hands.

OOC:
Ok, really leaving this time. Really. I mean it. Absolutely gone. See this is me going. Leaving the chair, and getting up, and... wait. Oh man, I'm gonna miss you guys

CITIZEN

Sunday, March 4, 2007 12:27 PM (P)

Citizen fell off the horse and hit the sand. He propped himself up on his elbows and looked around.

"You know what" He said finally "I get the feeling that this isn't the space bar on the Jenkins mining colony anymore, for a start the only horses they had there were cooked medium rare." He shakilly got back to his feet and fell over face first into the sand. "It's been awhile since I got that drunk, I wonder how I got here?"

OOC: Bye Mai, it's Vegas you're going to isn't it? Or am I getting confused? Anyway have a good time.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

THEREALME

Sunday, March 4, 2007 3:34 PM (P)

TheRealMe taps his knuckles against the invisible wall.

"Hey, this isn't the jailhouse! It's not even close! What's going on here?"

TheRealMe reaches out with one hand, and a spot of light appears.

"Let's see what is on the other side of this wall."

The spot of light expands into a ring of fire around a dark void, but unlike his other dimensional portals, this one is long and tall, not a circle. Then it begins to twist and turn, forming a spiral.

"Whoa!" TheRealMe pulles back his hand. "What...?"

The spiral winds tighter and tighter until it becomes a tiny dot, then it explodes, sending Serenity and TheRealMe flying off in different directions.

TheRealMe stands and dusts himself off, adjusts his hat, then goes to help Serenity.

"Well, I guess that won't work. Some kind of barrier through the higher planes of existence. With this, and the fact of an invisible building, I think that it's safe to say that we are dealing with more than a thug with a gun."

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, March 6, 2007 2:24 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
With this, and the fact of an invisible building, I think that it's safe to say that we are dealing with more than a thug with a gun."

It's never that simple, is it?

I wonder if Soul could get through?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Sunday, March 11, 2007 11:31 PM (P)

Quote:
The spiral winds tighter and tighter until it becomes a tiny dot, then it explodes, sending Serenity and TheRealMe flying off in different directions.

TheRealMe stands and dusts himself off, adjusts his hat, then goes to help Serenity.

I think you all might need helmets for this one. And perhaps the ghostbusters? This guy is anything but human!

SCORPIONREGENT

Monday, March 12, 2007 3:10 AM (P)

SR saunters into the saloon and sets his foot on the brass rail of the bar.

"Barkeep a shot of rye, if you have any."

"Hey cowboy, buy a lady a drink?" says a pleasant contralto to his left.

SR raises a eyebrow before turning to see who wants to share a drink with him.

Scorpion Regent

MAI

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 12:44 AM (P)

*hears the loud clunking boots of doom

Umm. Guys, now might be a time to figure out the plan.

*floats down the block and spies the sheriff of evil walking quickly in the direction of her friends.

Or maybe just run. Yes, running sounds like an excellent plan!

THEREALME

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 4:24 AM (P)

"Hey, look, Serenity... everyone... It seems that the big baddie is coming for a showdown. Seems like he's got a lot of deputies joining up with him..."

TheRealMe adjusts his glasses and squints.

"Uh, they appear to all be dead. Zombie deputies. Lovely."

TheRealMe quickly starts paging through his "Deadlands" book.

"Say, anyone have a deck of cards?"

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 12:45 PM (P)

Deck of cards, eh? umm.....

*Serenity starts rummaging through her many pockets. She pulls out an apple, her pocket knife, a packet of sunflower seeds, a pencil, some twine, more teething biscuits, a small stuffed mouse, a pair of dice, a packet of gum (which she offers to TRM), a yo yo and..*

Yes! A deck of cards. Does it matter that they're UNO cards?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 12:48 PM (P)

Also: ZOMBIES!!?!? Why can't we ever just go somewhere NORMAL?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

JAKE7

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 3:24 PM (P)

**jake7 watches the encroaching zombies and blurts out**

Hey, don't forget my trusty remote!

**Once the words are out of her mouth, she thinks back to the last time she used it in a similar manner and remembers that she accidentally reanimated a bunch of dead monsters...**

Uh, maybe not! But, we always have my force field -- if it works against the undead!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

MAI

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 6:42 PM (P)

Whatever you do be careful! One of those zombies is ME! Ewwwwwww!

*Sheriff whathisname marches around up the street leading the zombies, and carrying what appears to be a rather large crystal ball. The crystal begins to glow and the eminates a blinding, red light.

"Ah ha, just what I've been searching for the famed heroes of Sereni-Tree. They will soon complete my collection! Soldiers, attack!"

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 6:52 PM (P)

No offense, Mai, but you do NOT make a very pretty zombie.

This is getting way weird. Can we run away now? I don't wanna fight zombies. I didn't bring a cricket bat!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 11:05 PM (P)

Running sounds like a great plan. However, I'd really prefer not be stuck as a ghost forever. Then again, if it's that or a zombie body, I'll stick with the ghost-ishness. Maybe I can distract the zombie soldiers while you all concentrate on mr. mean. It's not like they can kill me.

*Flys full throttle toward the group of zombies.

SCORPIONREGENT

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:39 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
SR saunters into the saloon and sets his foot on the brass rail of the bar.

"Barkeep a shot of rye, if you have any."

"Hey cowboy, buy a lady a drink?" says a pleasant contralto to his left.

SR raises a eyebrow before turning to see who wants to share a drink with him.

Scorpion Regent

OOC: uh oh! Zombies! I had better wrap this one up a get back to the group.

IC: SR takes his shot and turns to she a ferocious she demon dressed as a saloon girl, in her right hand which happens to be held over her head is a wicked looking dagger piosed to strike. SR thinking quickly strikes a match alight with his thumb nail and spits his drink over the match's flame and into the demon's face where it explodes into a ball of fire. The knife descends and snake quick SR dodges aside as the blade buries itself deep into the bar. SR slaps a silver dollar on the bar and grabs up the whiskey bottle which he promptly smashes over the demon's head. The liquor catches fire and the entire demon is sudenly engulfed in flames.

"So much for a quiet drink." says SR under his breath as SR sprints out the batwing doors, pursued buy necrefied cowpunchers.

Scorpion Regent

THEREALME

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:53 AM (P)

OOC: Sorry, SR, I didn't mean to cut short your time in the bar!

THEREALME

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:17 AM (P)

"Mai!" TheRealMe seems cross, and taps his foot. "Mai, did you forget about the NO DYING rule we instituted after that unfortunate incident involving ThatWeirdGirl? Now what are we going to do with you? We can't put your spirit back in THAT body... It's all gross and corpsified. We'll either have to get Doctor SimonWho to grow you a new one, or else I'll have to invent a robot body for you. Sheesh! These things aren't even possible! Don't you know how long that will take us? A whole day, at least!"

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

P.S. Jake7, good to see you!

SERYN

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 1:09 PM (P)

Seryn, from her rooftop vantage point stops ticking Fins toes and doing goo goo faces at the sight of several zombies lurching over the landscape below.

Depositing Fin (wrapped in a bullet proof vest and a fireproof blanket - paranoid mum alert!) in the safest place on the roof between the chimneys she crawls back to the edge and uses her rifle scope to work out whats going on.

before long she spots the Mr NaughtySherriff marching along with some bit of mystical gubbins glowing in violent colours in his outheld hand. Slowly she takes aim and fires off one shot, which hits the sherrif in the arm, making him drop the globey thing.

It drops to the soft sandy ground, and the zombies one by one stumble to a halt. some turn to look at where the thing lies pulsing slightly, one just keels over and lies there eating dirt.

She watches dismayed as the sherriff realises he's only grazed, and vows to practice more as he regains the globe and the zombies lurch on once more.

"We'll that confirms how he's doing it.... big long list of problems now" she pushes the button to speak to the others "sorry - just wanted to confirm something! Anybody got a plan?"

ooc - yey, hello Jake7 - so how are things going?

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

SCORPIONREGENT

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 2:37 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
OOC: Sorry, SR, I didn't mean to cut short your time in the bar!

OOC:It's okay, If I really cared for all that quality drinking time I wouldn't have dragged my ass getting to the bar.

Scorpion Regent

JAKE7

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 2:54 PM (P)

OOC: Hi, TRM & Seryn! I'm OK. Still living in a hotel and waiting for word on my disability hearing. Meanwhile, I've been working on getting a jewelry business going. By the end of this month, I plan to start shopping my wares around.

**As the zombies get closer, jake7 studies the buttons on her remote.**

Gorrammit! I really wish I could have found the user's manual for this thing!

Well, anyone interested in staying in the force field, get close to me -- within 20 feet. I'm going to activate it when they get a little closer.

We'll just have to hope that the undead can't breach it!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:12 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Anybody got a plan?"

Running ain't a plan?

(Sorry, had to be said.)

TRM, I TOLD Mai she wasn't allowed to be dead! She never listens.

*Serenity edges closer to Jake7 and pulls out her katanas.* I was really hoping I wasn't going to have to use these this time!

edit: Jake7, good for you! I hope that works out!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

SOULOFSERENITY

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 5:15 PM (P)

Soul pulls out an arrow and fires it up into the air, where it explodes into brilliantly colored fireworks. The zombies all stop and stare up at the lights.

"What? Hasn't anyone seen Land of the Dead?"

OOC: I'm sorta back...maybe...kinda...

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 5:30 PM (P)

Soul, you've finally caught up! Do you think you can phase into the invisible building? TRM tried to open a portal, but couldn't.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

SOULOFSERENITY

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 5:48 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Soul, you've finally caught up! Do you think you can phase into the invisible building? TRM tried to open a portal, but couldn't.

"I can at least try."

Soul fires another arrow into the sky and turns to the building. He puts his hand against the invisible barrier and pushes. At first, nothing happens, but then, slowly, his hand, then his arm sinks into the "wall".

"Grab my hand! I can pull someone else through with me!"

OOC: What am I supposed to find on the other side of the wall? I'm a bit lost.

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:18 PM (P)

*Grabs his hand.*

ooc: No idea! This should be fun!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

SERYN

Thursday, March 15, 2007 12:07 AM (P)

Seryn sits on the roof now, cross legged and eating grapes, occasionally taking pots shots at the zombies (carefully avoiding the female ones!) It hardly has any effect at all, seeing as the distance is to great for the little gun, but she manages to trip some of them and evne gets one stumbling in circles with well timed pecks on his shoulders.

"oh this is fun!" *starts turning the zombie the other way*

she watches the pretty pretty lights and then as Soul and Serenity morph through the wall. "Good luck! sorry, i ain't joining in this time - not on your nelly!"

Fin coos and she picks him up and sneaks back through the portal, faces down the bride standing guard, then takes Fin for his first swimming lesson.

ooc - hey, not being wierd sorry - i just can't think of a way i can get involved in this, so me and my fictional baby are going to go monopolise the pool while people are running round elsewhere! plus, i'm away for the weekendish now anyway - have fun!

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:51 PM (P)

Soul pulls Serenity through the invisible wall. She feels a short, strange sensation like trying to move through jello, and then suddenly she is standing in a dark hallway.

"That was weird!" She says.

"You get used to it." says Soul, as he quickly surveys their surroundings.

Serenity makes sure her katanas (and wings) are hidden beneath her cape, yet readily accessible, and together they head toward a door at the end of the hallway.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Thursday, March 15, 2007 6:51 PM (P)

Quote:
TRM, I TOLD Mai she wasn't allowed to be dead! She never listens.

Hey, it's not like I planned to get dead. Like I was bored and decided being zombified would be a nice change of pace. I don't want to be dead! And I definitely don't want to be back in that body! It was just the run of the mill falling through some misplaced portal thing, like always. Except usually it's a lot more fun than this.

*watches as Soul and Serenity start to make their way through the wall

Umm, guys that's probably not a good... oh what the heck. I guess the least I can do is go in after them and try to lead them through the maze.

*walks through the wall and back into the darkness

OOC: I really do feel like a zombie today.

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, March 15, 2007 7:40 PM (P)

It's okay, Mai, don't worry. You know things always work out in the end.

*Tries to give her a reassuring pat on the shoulder, but her hand goes right through. She settles for patting the air in the general viscinity of her shoulder.*

Now, can you make yourself go all invisible? That would be handy for spying ahead of us to see if anyone was there.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Thursday, March 15, 2007 7:43 PM (P)

Well, I'm not sure. I guess all the movie ghosts can do it, so why not me? Here goes nothing!

*concentrates very hard on invisibility-ishness

Is it working?

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, March 15, 2007 7:48 PM (P)

Um...I think you got a little bit paler.

Try again.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Friday, March 16, 2007 4:43 AM (P)

*takes a deep breath (well without the breathing part) and concentrates once more.

This HAS to work. It just has to w..

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

*is propelled backwards with all the effort of trying to turn invisibile and finds herself passing through the next wall.

*floats near the ceiling and peers around...

Um Soul, Serenity, you guys might want to see this. *looks over a vast array of flashing monitors and controls. I think I found something!

SOULOFSERENITY

Friday, March 16, 2007 1:37 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Um Soul, Serenity, you guys might want to see this. *looks over a vast array of flashing monitors and controls* I think I found something!

Soul pulls Serenity through the next wall after Mai, and the three of them stare at the consoles in front of them.

"Inreresting," Soul says. "It's like some sort of control room."

He looks over the controls, reading the labels on the buttons, and find one that interests him. He depresses a big yellow button labeled as 'Town Square Defense'.

* * *

Back in the town square where the rest of the group is standing, there is a hiss and a rumble as a sectio of ground opens up and what looks to be a mounted gun rises up into place. There are controls to fire the gun, and it just happens to be aimed in the direction of the approaching zombies.

* * *

"Cool!" Soul presses another button, this one labeled 'Town Square Plasma Cannon'.

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, March 16, 2007 2:31 PM (P)

Um, should you be pushing buttons?

And, while you're at it, is there one labeled "Put Mai Back to Normal"?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

SOULOFSERENITY

Friday, March 16, 2007 2:46 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Um, should you be pushing buttons?

And, while you're at it, is there one labeled "Put Mai Back to Normal"?

"But pushing buttons is fun!" Seeing Serenity's gaze, Soul shifts his eyes down. "Oh, fine."

He looks around the room, and his eyes finally settle on a big red button coveres by glass with the caption "Normalizer". "Huh. Weird name."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, March 16, 2007 3:07 PM (P)

Ooh. That's a tempting button! Big, red AND under glass.

If you wanna push it, I'll totally look the other way.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

SCORPIONREGENT

Friday, March 16, 2007 3:08 PM (P)

OOC: Is there anything you guys need me to do? Some how I feel increasingly out of place on this one. Not that I'm complaining. I'm just thinking I aught to head back to the ship and practice my Tai Chi.

Scorpion Regent

JAKE7

Friday, March 16, 2007 7:20 PM (P)

[hijack]OOC: Sorry, gotta do it...can't resist:

ANNOUNCER: Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs Stimpy, forces him closer to the button.) Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
STIMPY: NO I CAN'T!!!EEEEEYAAAHHHH! (pushes button)

Thank goodness for scripts online!
[/hijack]

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

MAI

Saturday, March 17, 2007 5:50 AM (P)

Quote:
He looks around the room, and his eyes finally settle on a big red button coveres by glass with the caption "Normalizer". "Huh. Weird name."

Actually, I think it's safe if you push the Normalizer. Clearly, I wasn't normal to begin with so yeah, not sure how that helps. Though it might solve part of the mystery?

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, March 19, 2007 1:16 PM (P)

Maybe!!

So, go ahead Soul, PUSH IT!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

THEREALME

Monday, March 19, 2007 2:54 PM (P)

Outside facing the zombie posse (hey, good name for a rap group!) TheRealMe puts two of his fingers into his mouth and whistles loudly. His trusty steed Aluminum comes running over, still carrying the semi-conscious Citizen on its back. TheRealMe reaches into the large saddlebags and pulls out a handful of grenades.

He turns to Jake7 "After seeing what happened to Jayne in Serenity, I don't leave home without them! Now, as soon as I toss them, put up that force field."

TheRealMe pitches several of the grenades among the feet of the approaching zombies. Jake7 pushes the button of her remote in the hopes that the batteries are still charged.

The grenades start exploding, taking zombies with them. Unfortunately, it seems that he evil lawman is protected by some kind of force field.

TheRealMe was careful to only throw the grenades at the part of the line away from ZombieMai.

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, March 19, 2007 3:02 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

TheRealMe was careful to only throw the grenades at the part of the line away from ZombieMai.

Oh, good! I was worried about that!! She'll be much harder to get back together if she's blown to bits.

SOULOFSERENITY

Monday, March 19, 2007 4:11 PM (P)

Soul slowly lifts the big glass lid over the big red button labeled "Normalizer".

"Well, here goes nothing."

He pushes the button, and...nothing happens. MaiGhost swims above him for a better look.

"Well, no wonder, you dummy. You have to type in my name!"

Soul glances down and lo-and-behold, there is a small keypad. Grinning sheepishly, he types in 'Mai'.

"Okay. Let's try this again!"

He pushes the button, and this time...MaiGhost disappears!!

* * *

In the line of approaching zombies, the one bearing a striking resemblance to Mai suddenly stops shuffling and moaning, and it's skin goes from grey and falling off to soft and flush. The eyes clear, suddenly, and Mai, newly restored (though still not quite normal) takes a moment to look around.

"Yay! I'm me again!"

Unfortunately, since she's no longer a zombie, she can no longer hide among them, and the zombies are hungry.

"Okay! Help is needed! Please?"

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

THEREALME

Monday, March 19, 2007 4:42 PM (P)

TheRealMe instantly sees Mai's plight and springs into action. He shoves the unfortunate, still-sleeping Citizen off the broad back of Aluminum and leaps up into the saddle. "Time for some thrillin' heroics!"

He charges to Mai's rescue...

And runs smack into Jake7's force field, dazing him and his horse for a moment. Jake7 lowers her force field and he proceeds.

TheRealMe gallops foward atop his horse, reins in his teeth (though Aluminum requires no such guidence), shooting off a pistol in each hand, dropping the zombies massing around Mai. As he reaches her side, he tosses an empty six-shooter in the face of one shambling undead thing (which bears a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson in "Thriller") and he reaches down with one hand. Mai grasps his wrist and he pulls her up behind him. Aluminum turns about and they charge back toward their companions.

"Whew!" TheRealMe says as he pulls back on the reins. "I'm exhausted!"

"Braaaaaaains!" the zombies say.

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, March 19, 2007 4:53 PM (P)

Good job, sweetie!

*Serenity gives Soul a on the cheek.*

Now, let's get out of here before someone notices what we did.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Tuesday, March 20, 2007 12:07 AM (P)

Thanks TRM! That was a close call! I owe you big time.

*On comm: Thanks Soul and Serenity! I'm normal, (but not really) again! However, we aren't out of the woods, we still got a bit of a zombie infestation to deal with out here. Maybe some of them are like me, not really undead, but just under the control of Sheriff Crazy Pants?!

So, what's the plan TRM?

*kicks a straggling zombie off of Aluminum's tail.

THEREALME

Wednesday, March 21, 2007 4:17 AM (P)

TheRealMe tosses a flash-bang grenade into the mass of approaching zombies, then he shields both his eyes and Mai's. It goes off with a great flash and a loud explosion. This does not bother the zombies much, but the evil lawman is stunned.

"Normally," he says too loudly to Mai, "I would just say let's collect our people and get out of here! Uh... In fact, that's not a bad idea at all. Or, if you prefer, we can bring down the reign of terror of this big baddie."

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

MAI

Wednesday, March 21, 2007 10:16 AM (P)

I'm all for running away! I saw we gather every one up and get back to the ship. Let's make like a tree and leaf! Ha! Get it ? Serenitree. Leafs. Leaves. Oh hey remember the leaf dress, that was fun...

*shakes head*

Umm.. Sorry my brain still seems a bit befuddled from the zombifying.

Yes, we should definetly go. It's not like the bad guy is apt to follow us or show up in some undetermined thread of the future and threaten our lives again. *insert scary music*

THEREALME

Wednesday, March 21, 2007 1:42 PM (P)

TheRealMe spends a few moments in careful thought... remembering the Leaf Dress. "The Leaf Dress was only a problem for you with the approach of autumn."

From carefully prepared sniper locations -- the roof of the tavern, the water tower -- TheGreyJedi, Seryn, and SR start to provide covering fire to slow the zombies down.

TheRealMe hops off of Aluminum and, with the help of Jake7, hoists Citizen's semi-conscious form back onto the horse.

Into his com-link, he says, "Mission accomplished! We have Mai! People, we are leaving! Rendezvous at the portal!"

Then he grabs Aluminum's reins and leads the horse off at a slow run (but faster than zombies move).

"Let's get Mai out of here before we lose her again!"

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

MAI

Wednesday, March 21, 2007 6:47 PM (P)

Good plan! Wait... maybe we should grab that normalizer button and bring it with us. Could come in handy with other monster-y encounters later on?

SOULOFSERENITY

Wednesday, March 21, 2007 7:23 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Good plan! Wait... maybe we should grab that normalizer button and bring it with us. Could come in handy with other monster-y encounters later on?

Inside the room with all the buttons, Soul suddenly has a briliant idea.

"Hey, maybe we should grab that normalizer button and bring it with us! Could come in handy with other monster-y encounters later on?"

Serenity agrees, so Soul pulls the button, casing in all, and they head back through the wall. Of course, the Zombies are there, so Serenity snaps her wings open and flies Soul ahead of the croud of zombies. Since Soul isn't exactly light, she doesn't make it very far before having to land, but by the time they land, they have reached the others.

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

BLUEFISHIE

Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:40 PM (P)

*runs in, sits on a floor and starts drawing*

MAI

Thursday, March 22, 2007 10:07 AM (P)

That is a brilliant plan, Soul! It's like your reading my mind or something. Creepy.

SCORPIONREGENT

Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:15 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
That is a brilliant plan, Soul! It's like your reading my mind or something. Creepy.

OOC: Why couldn't youse guys just typed in 'all' and pushed the normalizer button? Trm, SR can't snipe if he didn't bring a rifle, but why burden ourselves with details. On with the quest!

Scorpion Regent

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:26 PM (P)

Hi Mai! I see you're back to your pretty self!

Now, let's see if we can get out of here without incident. My baby should be waking up from her nap soon.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

THEREALME

Thursday, March 22, 2007 2:26 PM (P)

FISHIE!

Careful, Fishie, when you write or draw something! Remember that you have a "magic" marker.

THEREALME

Thursday, March 22, 2007 2:37 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
OOC: Why couldn't youse guys just typed in 'all' and pushed the normalizer button? Trm, SR can't snipe if he didn't bring a rifle, but why burden ourselves with details. On with the quest!

Well, some of us would be lost if we were "normalized".

And I thought that you were such a dead-eye shot that you could make do with a pistol!

THEREALME

Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:02 PM (P)

Out on the wild plains on the outskirts of town, TheRealMe reaches the dimensional portal leading back to Sereni-Tree.

"Bride1! It's Me! We're coming through! Sending the horse first!"

He urges Aluminum on until he walks through the portal, still carrying Citizen on his broad back.

TheRealMe turns to face the oncoming zombie horde. He draws his remaining six-gun and reloads. "Jake7, we may need your force field. We have to hold these things off while we get the others home." He pauses in thought as he snaps the six-shooter shut. "Say, can you use that remote to put a force-field globe around our enemies? To trap them? I think that you did that on Zanzibar, didn't you?

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

SOULOFSERENITY

Thursday, March 22, 2007 9:04 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
OOC: Why couldn't youse guys just typed in 'all' and pushed the normalizer button?

Soul suddenly has a brilliant idea!! He stops in his steps and types in the word "all" on the keypad. Swallowing, he hits the big red button.

* * *

In the crowd of zombies, Thomas All suddenly finds himself normal again. Unfortunately, the zombies near him are hungry, and there is no one to rescue him.

* * *

"Ew..."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, March 23, 2007 2:42 PM (P)

Maybe "Everyone"?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

SOULOFSERENITY

Friday, March 23, 2007 2:48 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Maybe "Everyone"?

Soul shrugs, types in "everyone", and hits the button.

* * *

Sarah Everyoneabee gets de-zombiefied, but her freedom only lasts a few short seconds.

* * *

"Okay, that's just wrong..."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, March 23, 2007 3:02 PM (P)

What are the odds?

Maybe we should just leave it. We're doing more harm than good!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

JAKE7

Friday, March 23, 2007 6:09 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
TheRealMe turns to face the oncoming zombie horde. He draws his remaining six-gun and reloads. "Jake7, we may need your force field. We have to hold these things off while we get the others home." He pauses in thought as he snaps the six-shooter shut. "Say, can you use that remote to put a force-field globe around our enemies? To trap them? I think that you did that on Zanzibar, didn't you?

No, I put the shield around us and they bounced off. That was the time I accidentally reanimated the dead alien creatures we were killing...

But I can keep a shield around the portal to keep out any new zombies. I'll have to be the last one on board -- so DON'T close up the portal until I get through! I don't want to stay on this planet!!

**jake7 stands guard at the portal with the force field up while the rest of the crew scrambles back through the portal**

Is everyone on board yet? These zombies are starting to get a little too close for comfort, and I'm not sure how much battery power I have left!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

BLUEFISHIE

Saturday, March 24, 2007 4:56 PM (P)

*watches as a bluefishie pops out of the floor and puts it in her fishie bowl*

...Cool.

CITIZEN

Saturday, March 24, 2007 5:43 PM (P)

"Zombies eh" Citizen muttered still slightly dazed. "Could be worse, could be door to door vacuum cleaner sales men, at least with Zombies shooting them in the head kills them." He sighed heavilly before sitting back down. "I ran across a band from hoover once, you don't know fear until even the most powerful explosives won't deter the question 'would you like our special marble insurance'"

"I tell you, there was this one guy tried to get me with a super-suco-matic 450 with complimentry dust guarding, how he carried on offering me money off vouchers without a head is utterly beyond me."

"We're seriously lucky it's just Zombies, reanimated fetid corpses my smell bad and have an unhealthy desire for human chow but at least they don't try and sell you vacuum cleaners."

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

THEREALME

Sunday, March 25, 2007 6:34 AM (P)

In the Westworld, guarding that end of the portal...

TheRealMe shoots several zombies in the head, dropping them, but then his six-shooter clicks. He is out of bullets! He quickly breaks his pistol at the hinge and starts fumbling with loading it with more bullets.

Then Jake7's force field starts to flicker.

Suddenly, from behind them, a form in a yellow jumpsuit flashes past. It is Ace, Bride1. With five swift swings of her mirror-bright katana she cuts a handful of zombies to pieces. Then she stands calmly, waiting for more to approach.

MAI

Sunday, March 25, 2007 12:31 PM (P)

As Bride 1 fights to save her crew, a super duper, extra creepy, and very stealth zombie sneeks up behind her wielding a deadly weapon.

It raises the vaccum cleaner above her head and prepares to strike her down.

CITIZEN

Sunday, March 25, 2007 2:47 PM (P)

"See?" Citizen exclaimed removing a tube of nodescript powder from one of his many inside pockets. "You shoot their brains out, blow them up, and they still come back as evil Vaccuum cleaner Zombie sales persons."

He took a handful of powder and threw it at the Zombie. It shrank back moaning a sickening screaming moan, dropping the vaccum cleaner while Bride 1 lobbed it's head off with a well aimed strike.

"Shack and Vac and put the freshness back." Citizen shrugged replacing the tube in his pocket.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:22 PM (P)

*Slips through the portal in the relative calm following the death of the SalesZombie.*

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:46 PM (P)

If I never see another zombie, it will be too soon. *Jumps back through the portal. I am not getting lost anymore. It just gets crazier every time!

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:53 PM (P)

Can we microchip you like they do to pets? With a little GPS thingy so we can always find you?

What?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

MAI

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 7:10 PM (P)

Brilliant idea!

SCORPIONREGENT

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 12:12 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Can we microchip you like they do to pets? With a little GPS thingy so we can always find you?

Originally posted by mai:
Brilliant idea!

A slightly ticked SR squeezes past after returning through the portal.

"GPS only works if the planet has a satelite net to support it. How about you carry a rescue strobe and five mile siren around with you in fanny pack? Maybe a Very pistol flare gun?"

SR is grumpy because he never got to finish his drink in the bar. It's awfully frustrating to get to taste a good whiskey and not swallow it.

Scorpion Regent

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 4:44 PM (P)

SR, dunno if you've checked out our bar recently, but it is VERY well stocked. Certainly there's some decent whiskey back there somewhere.

And pooh on you for being such a naysayer to my cunning plan!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

SCORPIONREGENT

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 5:33 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
SR, dunno if you've checked out our bar recently, but it is VERY well stocked. Certainly there's some decent whiskey back there somewhere.

And pooh on you for being such a naysayer to my cunning plan!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

It the principle of the matter, I could have all the whisky in Ireland, (OooH the thought of it, a moment of silence please), but if some knuckle dragging moron came up behind me and put me in a stranglehold as I was taking a drink I would still be miffed.

SR dissappears into engineering and there is much noise of fabrication. He re-emerges with a box from which he removes a silver shull cap that he places on Mai's head from the top of the cap is arm assembly that holds a small sphere that rotates around Mai's head. He then hands a small remote control boxes to Mai and Serenity. Mai's box has only one button which is labeled 'I'm lost', which, out of curiousity, she pushes. The small screen on the box displays the words, 'you are here, help is coming, have a drink, these things take time.' The sphere starts spining faster and making silly beeping noises.

Serenity's box starts to beep and the display shows a arrow that points towards Mai and the distance measured in meters.

"I hope you're both happy. I'm going to go drink till I you can't see straight."

Scorpion Regent

MAI

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 6:31 PM (P)

OH well, that's extremely clever and a lovely thought SR, but it just doesn't go with my outfit.

*runs around the ship hiding and pushing the "I'm Lost" button.

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 7:57 PM (P)

Whee! This is a fun game of Hide and Seek! But, I have a baby to go grab, so here, Citizen. You go find Mai.

*she tosses him the box.*

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

BROWNCOAT2007

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 8:51 PM (P)

OOC: Ummm, is it cool if I kinda... drop in??

*Strange flashing lights occur on the bridge of Sereni-Tree, behind where Mai is hideing, then, with a loud CRACK a 5'6" brown haired, brown eyed brown COAT falls through the roof and lands smack dab on his head*

"OUCH!!! Gorram it all... *rubs the bump* NOW where am I?"

*looks around and notices a pretty lady with a strange, spinning, beeping device on her head*

".... huh"

JONNYQUEST

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 8:56 PM (P)

Jonny Quest peers into the bridge of the Sereni-Tree through the whole in the roof. "This doesn't look like the Old West to me. I must have taken a wrong toin at Albuquerque!" Pulls back out of sight and the echoes of his footsteps slowly vanish.

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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