Totally Blue Guy on Blind Date with Girl who Hates the Color Blue

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Thursday, March 22, 2007 17:29
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SUCCATASH

Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:20 AM

His hands are blue, too.

FLYVOTE

Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:30 AM

It would be funnier without the blue glass...

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SUCCATASH

Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:15 AM

So we agree that it is funny, at least. Thanks! BUT...

If a non-blue glass is funnier, what color should it be?

The blue glass symbolizes his dominance, and her blue moustache gives motion to the blue glass and reveals her transgression. She has tasted the foul Blue, and has a glass full of blue that she must drink. Clearly, this is utterly hilarious compared to a non-blue glass.

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

FLYVOTE

Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
So we agree that it is funny, at least. Thanks! BUT...

If a non-blue glass is funnier, what color should it be?

Alas I have failed in my quest. No hand holding blue glass. No blue glass. No glass.

Quote:

The blue glass symbolizes his dominance, and her blue moustache gives motion to the blue glass and reveals her transgression. She has tasted the foul Blue, and has a glass full of blue that she must drink. Clearly, this is utterly hilarious compared to a non-blue glass.

I prefer the revelation of her transgression implied by the presence of foul Blue adorning her smile - sans glass containing obvious blue.

But then I've had a lot of Mudder's Milk tonight. Am I crossing threads? Oh well.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:55 AM

Oh, and it's pronounced "hi-larious", according to Jayne, who looks better in red.

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TRUEBLUE

Thursday, March 15, 2007 4:07 AM

Blue lips without the glass ... that could indicate a transgression *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* say no more, say no more.

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YINYANG

Thursday, March 15, 2007 4:08 AM

Why would she willingly drink something blue if she hates the color? It doesn't make any sense, and takes away from the joke, I think (at least for me).

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SUCCATASH

Thursday, March 15, 2007 5:06 AM

So let me get this straight. You people want a man saying, "My poo is blue" and a woman with a blue moustache? That is so sick!

KAREL

Thursday, March 15, 2007 5:12 AM

!!!

"Wondrous is our great blue ship that sails around the mighty sun and joy to everyone that rides along." -- Jeff Lynne, Electric Light Orchestra.

YINYANG

Thursday, March 15, 2007 5:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
So let me get this straight. You people want a man saying, "My poo is blue" and a woman with a blue moustache? That is so sick!

You could nix the blue mustache, too...

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BEJEWELED

Thursday, March 15, 2007 6:06 AM

This picture looks familiar.

Wait. Isn't that a ThatWeirdGirl picture from her website?

(yes, I know my stance on picture threads, however I've missed reading Succatash's absurdities.)

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SUCCATASH

Friday, March 16, 2007 4:21 PM

Aw, thanks Bejeweled. Yes, that is ThatWeirdGirl. You win a prize!

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

MANWITHPEZ

Tuesday, March 20, 2007 11:57 PM

What if you know that girl in like...a biblical sense. Should you be angry at the blue?

Should you be happy she's networking?

Does the blue represent anything besides a color at this point?

Mumble, grumble...blue bastard...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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PENULTIMATESAMURAI

Wednesday, March 21, 2007 12:02 AM

Hey! I remember that picture!

Cool!

Who gave you an Oscar and made you The Last Samurai?

ZOID

Thursday, March 22, 2007 9:37 AM

I'm with the folks who think it'd be funnier without the glass. It'd leave the viewer with all matter of metaphysical ponderings on how TiPpy obtained the (somewhat off-blue) 'Got Milk?' moustache...

Observantly,

zoid
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"Got Milk?" -Monica Lewinsky, former White House gofer (and did she ever)

CRUITHNE3753

Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:05 PM

The Blue Man Group meets Dirty Sanchez...?
Now there's an idea for a show...

KANEMAN

Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:29 PM

Add me to the no glass crowd. It is still funny though.