CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #18

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 22, 2007 06:03
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 4:19 PM

BWAH! CAPTION! Moo?

Heh heh heh! Yeah, I gave away the winner already, so congrats to Debbie! And isn't it shiny to have FFF.net up and running the way is should again? Now here's our first "2-Framer" ever!

Hi-larious submissions as always folks! Now let's see how Jayne, Simon and River handle you!

Simon: Do you think you can correct their spelling, River?
River: I don't know what they're typing about! I never know what they're typing about!
Simon: Jayne, do you have a plan?
Jayne: Listen, I ain't goin' nowhere near Captioner territory...

Okay, I am done poking fun at us! Your turn!

BWAH!
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SAB39

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 4:29 PM

JAYNE: Eighty miles an hour? In a school zone!
SIMON: Turn on the siren, let's get 'em!
RIVER: So noisy...

SICKDUDE

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 4:54 PM

Simon: I had no idea they were taping my date with Kaylee....
River: All these voices in my head,and they're all saying something... stupid.
Jayne: Say that again!

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 5:25 PM

Announcer: New for fall it's Angel 2508 Starring some of the 'Verse's hottest new tallents: Jayne Cobb as Gunn, Simon Tam as Wesley, and introducing River Tam as Cordelia. Join us every seven vestigial modes of time measurement as Team Angel flies again.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

ODDSBODSKINS

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 5:30 PM

Cast reactions to Mal getting nekkid again...varied.

Do you like bread?

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 6:41 PM

Sean: My god, they're like Reavers...they're everywhere!
Adam: I should'a brought grenades.
Summer: Who's idea was it to come to Dragon*Con?

(or insert your favorite convention)

OR

add to that:
(in unison): Nathan's...

BWAH!
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 7:37 PM

RIVER (singing): And eyes and ears and mouth and nose...
SIMON: That's very good River!
RIVER AND SIMON (singing): Heads and shoulders knees and toes!
JAYNE: Wait... knees and what?

DEBBIE

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 8:22 PM

I won, yipie! I'm so excited! thank you, thank you, she takes a bow. Now Lets see hum...

River: I hear dead people.

Simon: Where?

Jayne: You can't hear dead people.

River: Your just jealous because they don't talk to you.

JAMESTHEDARK

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 8:38 PM

Jayne: Right in the neck! How far y'figure he'd be? Two hundred yards?
River: I see dead people...
Jayne:... With a bent scope, too!

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BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 9:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

*Jayne, Simon and River stumble onto Zoe, Inara and Kaylee hot oil wrestling*

Simon: Oh my...Kaylee?! What are you doing?!

Jayne: Shut yer lip, doc! Things just got a whole lot more entertain' than they were!

River: *brushes bangs out of her face to see better* I do not recall that being a legal submission move...though her flexibility is excellent!

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Come bid on my delectable derriere at the Sweet Charity auction! Buy me for a good cause;D

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 9:37 PM

River: I foresee Jayne getting beat up a lot.
Simon: How is that even possi--oh.
Jayne: Um, sorry, the gun went off accidentally, Mr. uhhh...Reaver, Sir.

OR

Jayne(whispers): Simon, please explain to the Terrifyin' Space Monkeys that this is MY bunk.
Simon: What am I, your advocate now?
River: Jayne needs a Tarzan...and those monkeys need a girlfriend...
Jayne and Simon in unison: Oh, go se!

BWAH!
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CAPTAINCOUPI

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 11:55 PM

'Wash's new Hawaiian shirt was just a little to bright for the rest of the crew.'

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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:46 AM

JAYNE: Now, this is *our* dressing room, so you
just back off, wait your turn, and let the young
lady try on this gown.
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
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PDCHARLES

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:50 AM

gratz Debbie

Simon: What does that... gun do?
Jayne: 'bout ta find out.
FOOOMB
River: two by two

BLACKBEANIE

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:02 AM

*The Serenity Special edition, never had they seen such an amazing sight.*

Nathan: *Collapses*
Adam: I-I... it's beautiful.
Sean: It's glowing!
Summer: So bright, it's blinding me. Yet I can't look away.

The Crow: Serenity
Coming March 2007

MAZAEN

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:28 AM

Jayne "Oh No, Mal is wearing his bonnet 'gain."

Jayne "Told you one day something like this would happen"

MAZAEN

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:34 AM

(from my husband who hasn't got a login yet)

River "Oh god, not again"

Jayne "You put that hair back in place preacher or I'll be forced to shoot

KMS

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:45 AM

--Nekkid Mal appears--
Simon: Don’t look River!
Jayne: It’s too late! She’s already been mooned.

CHOO1701

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:50 AM

Jayne: did she just turn the captain into a ...
Simon: squirrel? with her mind? yes it does seem like that...
Mal (os): ah....nuts.

and

Jayne: okay, heres the plan .... ....
*drops guns and flees off camaera*

and

Jayne: er....these are not the droids you are lokking for?

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Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

DEBBIE

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 11:13 AM

River: The hair it's taking over his brains.

Simon: Shoot, Shoot, The hair!

Jayne: (shoots, throws flames) better now.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 12:16 PM

River: Miranda...
Simon: Eta...eta gorram...err...oh no.
Jayne: I told ya comin' to Fruity Oaty Bar Land was a bad idea. But at least now I get to shoot that octopus...

BWAH!
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ASARIAN

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

River: Wait! If Hiro can do it, then so can I!
Jayne: "That's two armies against our one bitty cannon."
Simon: Sigh. Well, at least the text came from the future.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CAPTAINCOUPI

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 9:53 PM

Some of you younger ones might not get this one.

Jayne (in Australian accent): You call that a gun. Now this is a gun.

Or

'Much to his dismay, what Jayne had taken for one of the new Alliance sonic weapons turned out to be an interstellar sink plunger.'

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CHOO1701

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 9:57 PM

Joss (os): what? so Nathan can act neekid but i can't direct neekid!!

and

Yep, that'd be the look on YOUR faces if you had about 14 Grace Parks coming towards you.

and

Simon: its hideous...insane...and....and
Jayne: its just gorram stupid...
River: its...its... .... FOX!!!

and

Jayne: its full of stars...
TV announcer(os); and now...for the 455th Acadmey Awards!!!

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

Joss (os): what? so Nathan can act neekid but i can't direct neekid!!

LOL!

Blueboy3000: Now, meet the leader of the Alliance! Dick Cheney!!!

Jayne: Dick who?

HEWHOKICKSALOT

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:13 PM

A Crocodile Dundee reference? Very nice...

Rob O.

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:25 AM

Jayne, River and Simon had expected some sort of resistance when infiltrating the Medical Facility on Ariel. They just hadn't expected beagles with lasers attached to their frikkin heads. Or the ill-tempered mutant sea-bass.

OR

The sight of Mal, Book and Wash playing naked limbo would be burned into their minds forever.

OR

Jayne, Simon and River had come running when they heard the commotion, expecting that, as usal, Mal's plan hadn't gone quite right. Seeing Wash juggling baby geese as a method of distracting the Alliance troops was a little unexpected.

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

PUMAMANREDUX

Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:49 AM

Everyone was horrified by Wash's shadow puppetry

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:11 AM

Debbie, did I 'grat you? Classic. Got my vote.
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VVVV...more on the food theme...VVVV
JOSS: Cut. Break.
And the camera is still running when the actors
get a look at what's for lunch.
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Jayne was due for a surprise the first time he
tried to "fire" the gigantic Alliance flashlight.
Simon and River couldn't believe he was so stupid.
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RIVER: Two by two, cans of blue...
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VETERAN

Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:23 AM

River: "Oh my god. What is that?"
Simon: "[chinese expletive] I don't know. Jayne, can you save us?"
Jayne: "I can hardly gorram believe it. Wash grew back his mustache!"

KMS

Thursday, March 15, 2007 9:38 AM

Jayne: They’re making a sequel to Slither?
River: Snakes on my brain!
Simon: Shoot, Jayne, shoot!
Nathan(OS): HEY!

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY

Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:04 PM

Jayne: Either of you bring a gun? Think I picked up a flashlight by mistake...

CAPTAINCOUPI

Thursday, March 15, 2007 10:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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RIVER: Two by two, cans of blue...
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Inspiration!

'Jayne, River and Simon were unimpressed by the Cores newest entertainment sensation; The Blue Can Group.'

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PUMAMANREDUX

Thursday, March 15, 2007 10:48 PM

'

Jayne: "I don't think this flashlight will stop Cthulhu"

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Friday, March 16, 2007 12:31 AM

'

Summer, Sean and Jayne had just been told that Fox had cancelled 'Firefly'.

OR

River: "Two by two!"
Simon: "What is it, Mei-Mei?"
River (in horror): "It's Fox!"

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 16, 2007 2:52 AM

CaptainCoupi:
'Jayne, River and Simon were unimpressed by the Cores newest entertainment sensation; The Blue Can Group.'
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Blue Can Group! LOL. Gasp, choke, wheeze...

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Our three BDH's seemed to be trapped. River
knew there was a way out through a wormhole
in the fff.net message board, but she had
forgotten the password!
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bun
~bun siggy stuff~

TRUEBLUE

Friday, March 16, 2007 4:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne (flight attendant voice):
You will find the safety instruction sheet in the pocket in front of you. Should oxygen be required, masks will drop from the ceiling, remember to fix your own mask first before helping others.

There is a life jacket under your seat, to put on slip over your head and tie around the waist. Please watch the manly flight attendant. Each jacket is fitted with a light and a whistle for attracting attention, to inflate pull the cord, remember not to inflate the jacket until after you are clear of the aircraft.

The exits are to the front of the craft, the back, over the wings and the great big gaping hole the reavers just tore in the side.

Thank-you for flying Air-Serenity.

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DEBBIE

Friday, March 16, 2007 10:57 AM

Thanks PDCHARLES and BUNNY. I liked your 2 by 2 cans of blue

VETERAN

Saturday, March 17, 2007 2:48 AM

River: "Oh my god!"
Simon: "We're sorrounded by Zoot and her order of nymphomatic virgins!"
Jayne: "You two run for it. I think I can hold them off."

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 17, 2007 6:57 AM

OMG, Veteran, I think you're right about Jayne!
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Gotta be something we can do with blue drums but
I can't get it together.
(Not an unusual situation)

Air Serenity announcement quite nice.
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*the bun goes back to pre-celebrating St. Paddy's Day*
(It was Alan T's birthday today, too)

bun
~bun siggy stuff~

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, March 17, 2007 7:14 AM

RIVER/SIMON:"AAUGHH!! PARIS HILTON!!!!"

JAYNE:"No worries! I'll kill it!"

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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Saturday, March 17, 2007 7:16 AM

River and Simon stood back as Jayne blew open the vault to get their biggest heist yet: Season 8 Buffy comics for the whole crew.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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ODDSBODSKINS

Saturday, March 17, 2007 8:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
RIVER/SIMON:"AAUGHH!! PARIS HILTON!!!!"

JAYNE:"No worries! I'll kill it!"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Put it down, surely?

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You Can't Deal With My Infinite Self

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, March 17, 2007 2:47 PM

JAYNE: BWEE!
SIMON: What the hell was that?
JAYNE: Um, y'know, like Mal, I'm strikin' fear into the hearts of--
SIMON: I think he says "BWAH"?
RIVER: SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

OR

RIVER: Reavers...
SIMON: Now would be a good time for some grenades, don't you think?
JAYNE *wets self*

BWAH!
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CAPTAINCOUPI

Saturday, March 17, 2007 6:12 PM

Name that movie time:

Jayne and Simon are shocked to see their future selves emerge from a time machine disguised as a big blue can. How will they tell if these are their real selves or just evil copies?

River (puts her hand to her head): 'I'm thinking of a number'

Future River (OS): 'Sixty nine dudette!'

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REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, March 17, 2007 6:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
BWAH! CAPTION! Moo?

Jayne: Doc?, is there sumthin' on my back?

Simon: um... no...

River: Look how many little legs...

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

CAPTAINCOUPI

Saturday, March 17, 2007 7:43 PM

A St. Paddy's day inspired caption.

'Despite positive reviews form theatre critics, audience reaction to Reaver-Dance was not good.'

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BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Sunday, March 18, 2007 12:45 AM

Simon - Kaylee...The door's open.
Jayne - I could stand to watch a little more.
River - She should be in her bunk.

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, March 18, 2007 1:10 AM

Reaver-dance, hunh? Sheesh. Nobody'd better
mention clogging while Jayne is wielding that
weapon. "Ballets vs. bullets," however.....

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background track: mass screaming, male/female
RIVER: It's the plot police! Help!
SIMON: I'm not a SCRIPT doctor.
JAYNE: I'll show them holes!!!
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bun

SAB39

Sunday, March 18, 2007 1:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BrowncoatSandinista:
Simon - Kaylee...The door's open.
Jayne - I could stand to watch a little more.
River - She should be in her bunk.

Bester (OS) - She likes blue cans... they make her hot...

PUMAMANREDUX

Sunday, March 18, 2007 2:13 AM

Our intrepid trio watch in horror as Wash Riverdances in a kilt

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, March 18, 2007 4:22 AM

Nothin' so disturbin' as a nekkid Cap'n spongebathin' with Patience...

Jayne: This gives me an uncomfortableness.
Simon: No, this is what going mad feels like...I am certain this time.
River: Please, God, make me a stone!
Mal(OS): Faster, faster, faster would be better!
Patience(OS): Think I'll call you "Two Fry"...you always make it fast'n'clean!
River: *vomits* I'm okay...*looks again & vomits*...no, no I'm not...

(My apologies, I am in a very weird mood tonight!)

BWAH!
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BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Sunday, March 18, 2007 5:22 AM

OH GOD TenthCrewMember!! That is SO WRONG!

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

DEBBIE

Sunday, March 18, 2007 11:14 AM

To Funny! lmao this morning TenthCrewMember Thanks!

Blue Hands guys: Smile your on candid camera!

CAPTAINCOUPI

Sunday, March 18, 2007 11:33 AM

I'm not even gonna try and follow that one Tenth'. Someone else is gonna have to post new caption before I'll be able too.

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SHINY

Sunday, March 18, 2007 4:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal(OS): Faster, faster, faster would be better!
Patience(OS): Think I'll call you "Two Fry"...you always make it fast'n'clean!

Why do you insist on saying things I can't unhear?!?!

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

PDCHARLES

Sunday, March 18, 2007 4:52 PM

lmao TCM & Vet... Man! *has to think about breathing*

BlueHandLuke: (OS) ...We built this city... We built this city on ROCK and Roll... built this city...

River: make it stop...

Or...

LilBoyBlue: (OS) You spoke to the prisoners?
BueHandLuke: (OS) No! No! Not the red one! *gurgle snort bubble*

VETERAN

Sunday, March 18, 2007 5:11 PM

TCM,

Are you sure it isn't Spool? ....
No your're right it's spoon, a spool wouldn't make any sense.

DRAGONWINE

Sunday, March 18, 2007 7:48 PM

Jayne: Um....what's that?
River: That's an Emmy for best new scifi/fantasy series.
Simon: We won?
River: Not possible, the category doesn't exist. We're hallucinating.
Jayne: Gorramit! You said it'd be safe to tap the blue kegs and down a few.

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It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

CAPTAINCOUPI

Tuesday, March 20, 2007 12:22 AM

'The alien bad guys in the Ed Wood directed episode of FireFly were less than convincing.'

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TRUEBLUE

Tuesday, March 20, 2007 1:46 AM

hehe, reaver-dance...

Just thought of a Fox-related one:

Rupert Murdoch (OS): "I have come for the money and your souls... but mostly for the money."
River: "He's a liar and no good will come of him."
Jayne (weilding flash-light looking weapon): "Stand back, he can't die ... damn him and his unholy pact with the Devil! ... but I can slow him down some!"
River: "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."
Simon: "River, you know Rupert hasn't got any blood. Just dust circulating in his soul-less veins... River, what are you doing?"
River (straining): "I am trying to kill him with my brain."
Loud Pop! and then gurgling noises OS as Murdoch is killed by river's brain.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 20, 2007 2:14 AM

VOTING TIME!!!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1034322

(It may be late next week sometime when I get to the next Caption Tightpants as I am moving this weekend)

BWAH!
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VETERAN

Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:34 AM

Jayne: "Ok you two help Tenthcrewmember load his kilts and stuff into these barrels. I'll watch out for the blue hands people."

River: "Oh sure, now you want to protect us."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:

Jayne: "Ok you two help Tenthcrewmember load his kilts and stuff into these barrels. I'll watch out for the blue hands people."
River: "Oh sure, now you want to protect us."

LOL! I actually own a kilt.

I'm thinking that one deserves an honorable mention! ;)

BWAH!

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TRUEBLUE

Thursday, March 22, 2007 6:03 AM

Kilts are fun ... Breezy, but fun :)

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