THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #62

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 23:17
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, May 9, 2007 7:47 AM

Welcome back everyone!

Hope lives have been good!

Anywhoo, It looks to be about time to get another round going! But first, the winner of the last round!

And that person is....:

EMMARIGBY!!!

The Captain was touched at the efforts that Simon had gone to to relax him before his prostate exam. Soft lighting, a fire flickering in the background, a bowl of special blue wife soup and nice warm hands.

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congrats, as always!

And as we always do, it's time for the next exciting round!

Let us see what you make of this:

MAL:"I'm sorry, could you repeat that please? Inara just grabbed my behind...."

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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MRSHINYVERSE

Wednesday, May 9, 2007 8:51 AM

Mal (in an extremly high voice): "River, please let go of my plough!"

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time" - that's my motto, or it might be if I start having a motto

SICKDUDE

Wednesday, May 9, 2007 4:18 PM

Nathan: No, no, that's... um... fine. I understand. Oliver Twist is a popular part and all. Lots of actors trying out, I'm sure...

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

CHOO1701

Wednesday, May 9, 2007 6:30 PM

Congrats EMMARIGBY!!!

Mal: The names Reynolds....Malcolm Reynolds

and

Kaylee (os): see..staring contests are much more civilised than sword fights

and

It was at that piont that Mal meet his maker...Joss Whedon

and

Inara (os): er...Mal, your wearing the sword wrong
Mal (weakly): ...oh....

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, May 9, 2007 7:17 PM

Gratz EMMA!

Mal: I've heard of parties being "swordfights", but this is ridiculous.

or

Porter: Miss Kaywinnit Lee Frye and escort Inara Serra.
Mal: *gulp*
Me: (OS) *gulp gulp*

DRACONUS

Wednesday, May 9, 2007 8:09 PM

Mal: No sir, I don't know where your precious herd of cattle has disappeared to. Now if you will kindly remove your weapon from my privates, I would like to get back to the party.

May you have enough.

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, May 9, 2007 8:13 PM

Does this tie make me look fat?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, May 9, 2007 9:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Gratz EMMA!

Woot! Thanks goys! I'm honoured!

A rather obvious one:

Badger had got his hands on a couple more.

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Hissssssssss!

MUTT999

Thursday, May 10, 2007 12:00 AM

Nathan listens in disbelief as the Fox exec tells his idea for a new tv series involving waitresses, slugs, demonic priests and really fast cars! He also promises not to cancel it before the first commercial.

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"That's the buffet table."
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INEVERMARRIED

Thursday, May 10, 2007 12:47 AM

Nathan: Whoah, wait a second. YOU'RE Bill Pardy?! That can't be right...

Edit:
Mal: You want the use of my s-what?

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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

HEWHOKICKSALOT

Thursday, May 10, 2007 1:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by inevermarried:

MAL - "No, the tie is cherry-PLUM red. Do you have a problem with that?"

Rob O.

VETERAN

Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:39 AM

Mal: "Um, I suspect you want me to turn my head and cough"

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, May 10, 2007 4:59 AM

(Go, Emmer! Congrats)
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When the doc told the Captain to pucker up
for the thermometer there may have been
something lost in the translation.
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The Captain demonstrates his inimitable
"stick up the pigu" attitude.
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MAL: No, I didn't tie it myself. Do you
have a problem with that?
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bun in the sun
~Whose bastard billed my turtle?~

ARTISOXYGEN

Thursday, May 10, 2007 1:01 PM

Congrats EmmaRigby!..you're a genius,I say!

MAL: "Is there blubber?"

(O/S)Soft, uncontrolled giggling can be heard from Kaylee & Inara...

Life beats down and crushes the soul and Art reminds you that you have one. -Stella Adler

MRSHINYVERSE

Thursday, May 10, 2007 2:51 PM

Jayne: "I can't hold it in any longer Mal, I gorram love you"
Mal: "S-what?"

MrShinyVerse

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time" - that's my motto, or it might be if I start having a motto

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, May 10, 2007 5:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ARTisOXYGEN:
Congrats EmmaRigby!..you're a genius,I say!

Flatterer! I'll send the cheque later.

After some scientific experimentation River discovered that if you pull a man's cravate too tight his eyes will bulge out in a way not dissimilar to that of a throttled guinea pig.

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Hissssssssss!

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thursday, May 10, 2007 7:38 PM

Looking over the shoulder of a fellow partygoer, Mal was shocked to see Jayne enter in the dress that he had bought for Kaylie.

CHOO1701

Thursday, May 10, 2007 9:31 PM

Mal: Delivery to a nudist coloney you say!!??

Rest of Crew: I'll be in my bunk

and

Man: ...but, you'd have to be insane to go on this job

Mal: well...as a matter of fact my ships pleanty full of insane...

and

Mal: whoa...big teeth grandma!!!

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, May 10, 2007 9:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

Mal froze mid quip as he heard an ominous rip and suddenly felt a familiar draft through the seat of his pants.

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Hissssssssss!

MAZAEN

Thursday, May 10, 2007 10:14 PM

Mal: This plan involves what? Me, wearing a bonnet and being you're wife?

Jayne: Gorram Mal, this is my one chance to contribute a lawful idea to make coin.

VETERAN

Friday, May 11, 2007 3:09 AM

Mal: "You want me to take on a cargo of Space Monkeys?"

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Mal politely listens while a stranger explains that the secrect to flying is not so much leaping into the air and not coming down as it is getting distracted to the point that you forget to hit the ground.

PDCHARLES

Friday, May 11, 2007 11:07 PM

HARROW: Pay up Atherton.... I told you there were boy whores.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, May 12, 2007 1:47 AM

MAL: Where'd you learn how to do that, miss?
KAYLEE(OS): My Daddy says I got natural talent
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WASH(OS): How bad is it? It's bad. Okay, sir??
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WASH(OS): Might do. Might do. Think I'm starting
to get a feel here.
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bun
~Frisky Browncoat~

PAINTITBLACK

Saturday, May 12, 2007 10:44 AM

"Would the owner of the grey firefly, registration 409972, please move your vehicle as it is blocking the companion exits"

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Saturday, May 12, 2007 10:49 AM

No, I am not a male companion, I would never......Really, that much eh???

WALRUS

Saturday, May 12, 2007 11:10 AM

Mal's running out of space onboard serenity left him trying some new forms of concealment

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EMMARIGBY

Saturday, May 12, 2007 12:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by WALRUS:

Mal's running out of space onboard serenity left him trying some new forms of concealment

Oooh, there have been some real gems this time!

Mal was amazed when Jayne proved him wrong. Apparently it was possible to fit a grenade in each cheek.

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Hissssssssss!

WALRUS

Saturday, May 12, 2007 1:03 PM

Hahaha, that's quite funny... Got my vote :P

Oh and thanks for the kind words

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CAPTAINCOUPI

Saturday, May 12, 2007 7:13 PM

Mal tried not to look, but he just couldn't stop staring at the big bit of green stuff between Harrow's teeth.

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http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com/

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, May 12, 2007 9:59 PM

INARA (OS):Please. I don't really require a clinical description right now.
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MAL: I believe that woman's plannin' to shoot me again.
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NATHAN: *That's* what he meant by "Frisky Browncoats?"
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(LOL Emma -- 2 grenades or 4??)

bun
~Browncoats frisked my turtle~
~We aim~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

CAPTAINCOUPI

Sunday, May 13, 2007 8:32 AM

Mal tried to keep a straight face as River snuck up behind Jayne in the reaver costume she had made.

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PDCHARLES

Sunday, May 13, 2007 2:10 PM

Harrow: Well, they're big, skittish, and smell less than pleasant.

Mal: Hey, they may not be the shining light of civilization, but they're MY crew.

Harrow: errrr I was referring to the cargo.

CAPTAINCOUPI

Sunday, May 13, 2007 2:30 PM

Mal realised two seconds later that the strawberry that he had just popped into his mouth was in fact a habanero chilli.

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FLORALBUNNY

Monday, May 14, 2007 3:49 AM

~LOL. We are funny this week~.
So many good lines available straight from the show...

"I got a hamster."
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"You brute!"
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"Like woman, I'm a mystery."
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Turtles interviewed my Captain~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

CAPTAINCOUPI

Monday, May 14, 2007 11:34 PM

Mal: The Black Market Beagles (TM) escaped and did what in my stash of tight pants!?!

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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 5:38 AM

bumpity!

voting shall be up perhaps tomorrow, but definitely the day after tomorrow latest!

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 6:10 AM

You are gonna be cleaning latrines with your face, you don't cut that out.
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Dress yourself up; get taken somewhere fun.
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Would you like me to wash your feet?
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I'm Bill Pardy!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards captioned my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

CAPTAINCOUPI

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 5:48 PM

Mal wasn't exactly sure what had been in the tea, but he was damned if he was going to listen to the three headed space monkey sitting on Jaynes shoulder.

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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:14 AM

Every problem, Mr. Higgins, is an opportunity in disguise.
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bun
Frisk E. Browncoat
~Bastards masked my turtle~
~We aim, too~
~He is Bill Pardy?~

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:27 AM

By now he was used to being told to drop trou, but this was the first time he'd heard the director call for hair and makeup.
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(really just a bump for y'all to get last captions in...)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~the usual~

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:11 AM

TIME TO VOTE!

Vote for 2!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1041392&sparkKey=04f60f
7b7255c6dae61f4dde601ab36db0

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

WALRUS

Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:29 AM

VOTEREEREREREREREREEEERRRERRERED

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CAPTAINCOUPI

Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:13 PM

!detov

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http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com/

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:49 PM

Vote for me.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:51 PM

votey-bumpmub-yetov

bunnub
Frisky Browncoat
~etc.~

EMMARIGBY

Friday, May 18, 2007 5:08 PM

Squee! I made it to the finals again. See mass posting of multiple entries can work!

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Hissssssssss!

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, May 18, 2007 5:25 PM

Reminder! There is still time to vote for me!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, May 19, 2007 1:01 AM

bumpin' it up again...
VOTE
(pleeease?)
So we can start over.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, May 20, 2007 5:01 AM

Vote.
But also please bump the thread so it doesn't
fall off the page where nobody sees it.
Oh, and wash your hands, brush your teeth.
All that stuff.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

CAPTAINCOUPI

Monday, May 21, 2007 10:48 PM

Teeth Brushed. Hands Washed. Vote Done. Thread Bumped.

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CAPTAINCOUPI

Wednesday, May 23, 2007 11:17 PM

And bumped back to the top again.

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