CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #22

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, July 28, 2007 02:32
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, June 26, 2007 2:15 PM

Okay, so you forced me to use up some of my awesome tie-breaking powers! But in the end that means we have a winner! Unfortunately, I think our winner is expired...Congrats BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH! Correct me if I'm wrong but you're a first time winner! Welcome to the family!

And now, a little something from DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE that caught my eye because, frankly, it is a little stranger, a bit more odd, weirder, more bizarre even, it is THIS GUY! (bet he never thought he'd be immortalized in a Caption Tightpants game!)

Pope Guy: THE POWER OF JOSS COMPELS YOU!...to buy Serenity...

NOW YOU!

BWAH!
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ASARIAN

Tuesday, June 26, 2007 8:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

And now, a little something from DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE that caught my eye ...

Congrats to the winner! :) Now, a new entry:

Meddlesome Doctor: You, with your fine hat, where do you think you're going? Let me see your badge!

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CAPTAINCOUPI

Tuesday, June 26, 2007 9:31 PM

The list of applicants for the post of Abbot at the Bathgate Abbey was pitiful this year.

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DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, June 27, 2007 12:23 AM

Excuse me, mister printer man, but I'm trying to start a religion here. Why would my sticker say he's a bod?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

VETERAN

Wednesday, June 27, 2007 3:24 AM

Congrats Bullet.

Weird Fan: "Mr. Whedon I really do worship you see the shiny bumper sticker ...."

Joss (edging backwards): "Umm that's very nice of you ..."
Nathan (whispering): "Don't worry Joss, security coming up is right behind him."

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, June 27, 2007 4:36 AM

Gratz, bullet!!!

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JAYNE: That hat makes you look like an idiot.
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Edit to add:
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We have done the impossible and that makes us mitred!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards anointed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is a bod?~

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Wednesday, June 27, 2007 12:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Congrats BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH! Correct me if I'm wrong but you're a first time winner! Welcome to the family!

Thanks all!!

Quote:

Me: You know, some folks might take offence to that there bumper sticker. Joss Whedon is no fool, and you'd better hope that no Browncoats see you. (Pause) Oh wait, I'm a Browncoat.

The following has been censored because of gratuitous violence and horrendous sailor-esque swearing.

Joss: This has really gone too far. Now there's a Joss Whedon gang? With an official nod and bandana? And they're at war with the Spielbergs? Please, I'm begging you. Stop the violence.

Yeah, I got nothin.

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, June 27, 2007 10:30 PM

replace "Joss Whedon is a God" with
"Will Perform Miracles for Firefly Season 2"

OR

"Male Companion For Hire"

OR

"Yep, it's a cow fetus..."

BWAH!
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CAPTAINCOUPI

Wednesday, June 27, 2007 11:41 PM

Date: Sometime in 2001
Place: Auditions for an up-coming Sci-Fi show by Joss Whedon.

Joss: I appreciate you coming here, but you're not exactly what we're looking for with regard to our Shepherd Book character.

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VETERAN

Thursday, June 28, 2007 12:22 AM

Eric Idle: "Grahmam, he's stealing one of your bits."

Graham Chapman (from on high in a loud booming voice): "Oh what is it now! Don't you realize I'm dead."

Eric: "Oh excuuuusee me! Too bloody high 'n mighty to have a coversation with an old mate just because your dead. Well I could drop dead this very minute and then you'd have nothing on me"

Graham" "Soorrry."

Eric (under his breath: "Twit."

Graham: "I heard that."

VETERAN

Thursday, June 28, 2007 12:24 AM

English Army Captain: "That last entry has been redacted as being entirely too silly. Now lets' get on with some good upright and decent captions with out taking advangtage of dead comedians."

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, June 28, 2007 3:04 AM

Veteran wrote:
Wednesday, June 27, 2007 14:24
English Army Captain: "That last entry has been redacted as being entirely too silly. Now lets' get on with some good upright and decent captions with out taking advangtage of dead comedians."
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Okay, no more silliness!
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"Oh, Malcolm, I've been waiting for you to kiss me
since I showed you my bumper-stickers!"
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or
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"I am a large, semi-muscular man."
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
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~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

DEBBIE

Thursday, June 28, 2007 12:01 PM

Pope guy: Yes my children, as it states here Joss does sit at the right hand of God. Can I here you say Praise the Lord... Amen! again Amen!... Again, louder so the world can hear you...AMEN!

Congrads Bullet!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, June 28, 2007 1:09 PM

pope guy: I'm bringin' the word to them that need it sold...just 12 bits!

OR

pope guy: Psst! Hey buddy, check this out!
walking guy: Hey! I told you to scram! You don't have authorization--
pope guy: Act now, friend! Before they're gone!
walking guy: Listen, pal, if you don't leave I'll have to call--
pope guy: Last chance, man! They're moving fast!

BWAH!
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CAPTAINCOUPI

Thursday, June 28, 2007 11:00 PM

The local Browncoats had tried many things to bring back their beloved series. Finally in desperation they turned to the local voodoo priest.

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ASARIAN

Thursday, June 28, 2007 11:58 PM

Quote:

Lead Conehead (O.S.) to eager Browncoat colleague with beard: "You just can't talk religion with some people!"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

MAZAEN

Friday, June 29, 2007 12:39 AM

The reverend at the local church that Joss Whedon attends has never been the same since Joss gave him a Firefly Season 1 DVD.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, June 29, 2007 4:07 AM

Dress yourself up -- get taken somewhere fun.
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Now there's the smile made of sunlight!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

FREEBROWNCOAT

Friday, June 29, 2007 4:38 AM

"I'm out there bringing religiosity to the fuzzy wuzzies."

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Friday, June 29, 2007 7:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

"Cooper! Put down the Pope hat!"

Kudos to anyone who can tell me which movie that's a nod to.

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

ASARIAN

Friday, June 29, 2007 9:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Confused Nathan (O.S.): You telling me that 'cause you think I don't know?

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ASARIAN

Friday, June 29, 2007 10:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BulletInTheBrainPanSquish:

"Cooper! Put down the Pope hat!"

Kudos to anyone who can tell me which movie that's a nod to.

Hmmm, "The Countess" perhaps?

--
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, June 29, 2007 12:56 PM

Joss(OS): Shepherd Book...meet Pope Sticker...
Ron(OS): Um. No. *walks away*

OR

Despite their best efforts, security couldn't keep the pilgrimage to Joss's house at bay...

Quote:

"Cooper! Put down the Pope hat!"

Kudos to anyone who can tell me which movie that's a nod to.

Wasn't that Eurotrip? *sings* Scotty doesn't know...

BWAH!

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CAPTAINCOUPI

Friday, June 29, 2007 10:06 PM

Q. Is FireFly the greatest show ever made?

A. Does the Space Pope wear a poiny hat!

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PUMAMANREDUX

Saturday, June 30, 2007 1:17 AM

Looks like the new reality series "Who Wants to Be Joss Whedon's Bitch?" on SpikeTV has started

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BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Saturday, June 30, 2007 7:36 AM

Points to TCM! I love that movie.

Did I mention I'm going to Europe in mid-August? Hopefully it wont be as strange as the movie, and if I see a club called 'Club Vaandersex', I'm going to run the other way.

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

PUMAMANREDUX

Sunday, July 1, 2007 4:34 AM

Earl saved money and just wore his uniform from BurgerPope for the costume contest

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RYCE

Sunday, July 1, 2007 2:42 PM

The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...And wuv, tru wuv...You can know aw the maf in the 'vewse, but you take a boat in the aiw you don't wuv, she'w shake you off just as suw as the turning of the wowlds. Wuv keeps her in the aiw when she oughta faw down, tews you she's huwting 'fowe she keews. Makes hew home...In the name of the fathew, the son, and the howy Joss. Amen.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

COSMICFUGITIVE

Sunday, July 1, 2007 3:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

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CLERGYMAN: You got a wife? All I got is that dumb ass sticker sounds like choir singing. How come you got a wife?"

OR:

DUDE IN THE SCREAM MASK: My sticker's bigger than your sticker!

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SAB39

Sunday, July 1, 2007 10:18 PM

Bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies...

ASARIAN

Monday, July 2, 2007 1:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

Bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies...

Didn't freebrowncoat already do this one? ;)

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SAB39

Monday, July 2, 2007 1:56 AM

Oops. Sorry. Yep, I had missed it.

Another try then:

"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

MAZAEN

Monday, July 2, 2007 3:46 AM

Man attending a costume party. "What? I don't look like I have a Foghorn Leghorn costume? I'm so disappointed..."

FREEBROWNCOAT

Monday, July 2, 2007 4:31 AM

"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, July 2, 2007 5:44 AM

Bathgate Abbey Ale is mighty tasty but go easy on it as it tends to cause odd sideways things to happen to gravity.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

CAPTAINCOUPI

Monday, July 2, 2007 6:09 AM

Given the review he had written for Serenity it was a quite a shock that Harry Knowles turned out to be a Browncoat.

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ASARIAN

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 2:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

I don't get it.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

RHYIANAN

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 3:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

I don't get it.

Book's joke that wash walks into durring the middle.....I think it's in war stories.

I'm a leaf on the wind

MISSTRESSAHARA

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 3:46 AM

Popeman: "Look carefully at this bumper sticker, closer, your eyes are getting heavy, heavy, heavy. When I snap my fingers you will awaken and tell all of the glory of Joss. Repeat, 'Joss is god, Joss is god.'"

off camera: "Joss is god"

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MISSTRESSAHARA

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 3:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rhyianan:
Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

I don't get it.

Book's joke that wash walks into durring the middle.....I think it's in war stories.

I'm a leaf on the wind

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Bushwacked.

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RHYIANAN

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 3:50 AM

I was just about to come and correct myself....but I was beat to it

I'm a leaf on the wind

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 6:51 PM

Dude: Yes my son, Mal will be forgiven.
Joss (OS): ...and Jayne.
Dude: Well, Jayne... hhhmmnn

OR

Dude: It was there on the blood-soaked fields of the third crusade of Whedonism; I realized I had a higher calling. I felt within a....

Anyone (OS): Shut it shepherd.

SAB39

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 6:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Quote:
Originally posted by Rhyianan:
Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

I don't get it.

Book's joke that wash walks into durring the middle.....I think it's in war stories.

I'm a leaf on the wind

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Bushwacked.

Are you sure? I thought it was OOG. Wash is coming back from explaining his "creative navigating" that will put them out of range of anyone or anything.

SAB39

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 7:06 PM

Some more captions, with episode references this time :)

Mal (OS): You're welcome on my boat, shepherd. God ain't.
Joss (OS): Aww! What you have to show him the sticker for?

[ train job, I think? ]

OR

Mal (OS): Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

[ OMR of course ]

OR

Simon (OS): Wow. You guys have done a fantastic job! If I didn't know better I'd say you were ready to go save some souls...

[ Ariel ]

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 7:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:
Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Quote:
Originally posted by Rhyianan:
Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

I don't get it.

Book's joke that wash walks into durring the middle.....I think it's in war stories.

I'm a leaf on the wind

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Bushwacked.

Are you sure? I thought it was OOG. Wash is coming back from explaining his "creative navigating" that will put them out of range of anyone or anything.

Yeah, it was OOG.

Book: No! There wasn't one among the brethren had the heart to say anything. He was so proud of it!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, July 4, 2007 3:09 AM

Guy: I am the King of all Londinum. See the shiny hat? Now obey this royal decree...

OR

It was at that very moment, as he looked into the eyes of the madman before him, that Joss realized he had sealed his own fate. Never again would he eat cilantro...

OR

It's been said Joss Whedon likes to travel incognito when attending a Convention...does he really think this qualifies as a disguise?

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, July 4, 2007 3:25 AM

But I am not Joss -- not wearing His kissin' ring, am I?
Now just turn around and allow me to apply the sticker to the appropriate surface.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, July 6, 2007 2:30 AM

Papal Man: May the Farce be with you...

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FLORALBUNNY

Friday, July 6, 2007 3:44 AM

"A disturbance in the Farce there is."

bun
Frisky Browncoat

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, July 6, 2007 4:41 AM

"The Farce is strong with this one."

BWAH!
TCM

(siggyless!)

ASARIAN

Friday, July 6, 2007 9:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Guy: I am the King of all Londinum. See the shiny hat? Now obey this royal decree...

Yogurt: "Forget the hat. The hat is pumpkin. I found it in a Cracker Jack box. The Schwartz is in you, Joss Whedon. It's in you."

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, July 6, 2007 12:55 PM

Quote:

Yogurt: "Forget the hat. The hat is pumpkin. I found it in a Cracker Jack box. The Schwartz is in you, Joss Whedon. It's in you."

Now I am laughing hysterically. Not that this quote is that funny, but the 'pumpkin' gets me. I am not sure if you said that on purpose or not, and if so, what it is supposed to mean. The original quote is "the ring is bobkis"...

BWAH!

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PDCHARLES

Friday, July 6, 2007 7:09 PM

Dude: Look! New Fruit Roll Ups. Now with Crotch Flavor.

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Friday, July 6, 2007 7:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...And wuv, tru wuv...You can know aw the maf in the 'vewse, but you take a boat in the aiw you don't wuv, she'w shake you off just as suw as the turning of the wowlds. Wuv keeps her in the aiw when she oughta faw down, tews you she's huwting 'fowe she keews. Makes hew home...In the name of the fathew, the son, and the howy Joss. Amen.

Princess Buttercup: "I got married, I didn't mean to. It all happened so quickly."

Wesley: "To this guy? Ah Jeez."

CAPTAINCOUPI

Saturday, July 7, 2007 10:52 PM

Imagine this guy knocking on your door one evening and asking if you had heard the good news of Joss.

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CITIZEN

Sunday, July 8, 2007 12:01 AM

"That hat makes you look like an idiot"

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, July 8, 2007 4:06 AM

Did you know it's illegal to impersonate the space pope at comicon? Me neither.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, July 8, 2007 4:26 AM

Citizen:
"That hat makes you look like an idiot"
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Done already, but you may be excused -- the
mesmeric effect of that man's gaze is hard to
fight. If we aren't careful we'll find ourselves
lining up to worship him.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

CITIZEN

Sunday, July 8, 2007 8:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Citizen:
"That hat makes you look like an idiot"
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Done already, but you may be excused -- the
mesmeric effect of that man's gaze is hard to
fight. If we aren't careful we'll find ourselves
lining up to worship him.

It was late last night, I didn't read the entire thread.

I'm evidently a rather cruel person, because my only other ideas amount to little more than "Who ate the pope" style offerings, sorry.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 3:36 AM

So post them, silly.

Bumping this so citizen and the rest of you can see it.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 6:45 AM

"Obey! Don't make me hit you with my pope hat!"

OR

"And then he said: "CHAAARRLEESSS NOOOOOOOO! MY FAAACCEEE!" Hilarity ensued..."

OR

Proof that in Vegas, you can get married to anything. Yes, even a sign, of all things..."

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EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 12:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

As the hypnotic gaze started to take effect, the camera-man slowly began to fall over.

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Hissssssssss!

CITIZEN

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 6:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
So post them, silly.

Bumping this so citizen and the rest of you can see it.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

Things in the Catholic Church took a surprising turn with the change of Pope.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

ASARIAN

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 6:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

As the hypnotic gaze started to take effect, the camera-man slowly began to fall over.

LOL. That's pretty funny. :)

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CITIZEN

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 8:11 PM

教皇被吃, 長期居住教皇!

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 10:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
教皇被吃, 長期居住教皇!

For the bablefish impaired this translates as: The pope is eaten, long-term housing pope! Oddly enough right about now I could use the intervention of a god that has a long-term housing pope.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

BADINTHELATIN

Thursday, July 12, 2007 1:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BulletInTheBrainPanSquish:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

"Cooper! Put down the Pope hat!"

Kudos to anyone who can tell me which movie that's a nod to.

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

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Am i horribly wrong here, or is it "Waitress"? I only saw it five times, so i'm not absolutely certain.

I aim to misbehave.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, July 12, 2007 2:28 AM

"Does this hat make my head look fat?"

bun
Frisky Browncoat

RYCE

Saturday, July 14, 2007 2:48 AM

River (OS): You are such a boob.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Saturday, July 14, 2007 4:04 AM

"I'm a businessman, roots in the community."
Motions to Papal Hat-Thingy
"See?"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

CAPTAINCOUPI

Sunday, July 15, 2007 3:16 PM

The Space Pope prepared for his exorcism of the FOX board room.

Sp-Pope: The power of Joss compels you, the power of Joss compels you!

FOX Exec: [In demonic voice] Keep away. The show is mine!

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Votey time yet?

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ASARIAN

Sunday, July 15, 2007 5:37 PM

Oh, let's vote already, shall we? ;)

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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, July 15, 2007 11:54 PM

"Cooper! Put down the Pope hat!"

Isn't that 'Eurotrip'?

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FLORALBUNNY

Monday, July 16, 2007 6:18 AM

Voting time: Are we there yet?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my bubkes~

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Monday, July 16, 2007 10:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
"Cooper! Put down the Pope hat!"

Isn't that 'Eurotrip'?

It certainly is!

And yes, votey time now?

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, July 16, 2007 10:59 PM

Yeah. Sorry and all. Nothing going according to the gorram plan again.

Here we go!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1048084

VOTE AWAY!!!!!

BWAH!
TCM

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BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 7:29 AM

Voted, bumped and delivered.

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

CAPTAINCOUPI

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 10:19 PM

OK. Lets see... little x here, little x there and hit 'Submit Vote'.

All done and bumped.

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FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:07 AM

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1048084

Bwah! TCM.
Voted.
Covered with bumps.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

CAPTAINCOUPI

Thursday, July 19, 2007 5:59 PM

Sounds itchy. Getting some camomile bump.

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FLORALBUNNY

Friday, July 20, 2007 3:56 AM

Go here and vote:
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1048084
Then post a quickie here, which bumps the thread
up to the top (like cream rising, no?) where folk
can see it. :;->

CaptainCoupi:
Sounds itchy. Getting some camomile bump.

Wouldn't that be "hump?"
Heh.
May the fleas of a thousand camomiles...

bun
Frisky Browncoat

SAB39

Friday, July 20, 2007 7:00 PM

When I tried to vote it said the poll was closed. Didn't even notice it being open...

CAPTAINCOUPI

Sunday, July 22, 2007 10:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Go here and vote:
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1048084

CaptainCoupi:
Sounds itchy. Getting some camomile bump.

Wouldn't that be "hump?"
Heh.
May the fleas of a thousand camomiles...

Ohhh no no nooooo! Bun, how could you....Ahhhh Fleeeeas! Running round in cicrles like a maniac scrathing all over bump.

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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, July 22, 2007 11:38 PM

Well, the silly thing says it's done...
Good caption, whoever did that one.
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CaptainCoupi wrote in part:
Ohhh no no nooooo! Bun, how could you....Ahhhh Fleeeeas! Running round in cicrles like a maniac scrathing all over bump.
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Okay, CC, they're only virtual fleas, and camomile at that. Try these soothing wipes and stretch out on your side, yes, like that.
*bun scratches CC gently in a magic spot and his leg starts to thump*

bun
Frisky Browncoat

SAB39

Monday, July 23, 2007 12:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Well, the silly thing says it's done...
Good caption, whoever did that one.

I think it might be me? If so thanks

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
*bun scratches CC gently in a magic spot and his leg starts to thump*

Oh my. Get a room you two!

CAPTAINCOUPI

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

*bun scratches CC gently in a magic spot and his leg starts to thump*

Just to deal with all you perverts out there, i think what the Bun' meant was

Purrrr!

Oh, and as an afterthought .... BUMP!

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, July 26, 2007 12:35 AM

He-heee!
Grateful for the defense, CC.
More of an arf than a purr, but works for me!

Have actually seen the referenced maneuver onstage during an opera. Scratch-ee was costumed
as a fox. Would have made a great caption picture.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

WALRUS

Thursday, July 26, 2007 12:59 PM

Mal: What is it with all these people's obsession with those very fine hats ?

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CAPTAINCOUPI

Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
:Have actually seen the referenced maneuver onstage during an opera. Scratch-ee was costumed
as a fox. Would have made a great caption picture.

That sounds so familiar, like something I saw when I was just a wee litle MidshipmanCoupi.

And while I'm here ....Bump.

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FLORALBUNNY

Friday, July 27, 2007 12:04 AM

CaptainCoupi:
That sounds so familiar, like something I saw when I was just a wee litle MidshipmanCoupi.
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"The Cunning Little Vixen" by Janacek. Dunno if the scratching is in the original stage directions, but it works.

.....and oh, so very bumpy........

bun
Frisky Browncoat

CAPTAINCOUPI

Friday, July 27, 2007 10:00 PM

That's the Badger... I mean Fox.... well you know what I mean. All I can rember of it was people dressed as foxes and singing (very long time ago).

Foxy Bump, and is it time to announce the winner yet?

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FREEBROWNCOAT

Saturday, July 28, 2007 12:26 AM

SAB39 should get the well deserved win with his:

"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Without a doubt the best response. Loving it.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, July 28, 2007 2:32 AM

CaptainCoupi wrote:
Friday, July 27, 2007 12:00
That's the Badger... I mean Fox....
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Nasty Basra Flesh-Eating Badger BUMP so
votes can be voted...
(Are we there yet?)

bun
Frisky Browncoat