The Other Other Caption Game Round 3 Round Midnight

POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 03:56
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DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, October 28, 2007 8:48 PM

Last game's last minute come from behind victory goes to chapterandverse for this very fine caption:

Although the crew balked at Mal's idea of strapping Shepard Book's body to the top of Serenity in order to fool the Reavers, they were all
very supportive of his alternative suggestion.

Congratulations C&V.

And now for Round 3. I want a good clean round - no hitting below the belt and when the bell rings come out captioning.

Book: Hey it's my old boss from the 18th precinct. Barney, say hello to my new crew. Mal, Barney. Barney, Mal.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FILLIANGIRL4136

Sunday, October 28, 2007 10:07 PM

Book: I can't believe that I finally get to see angel get it wings. Fly Jayne Fly.

WYTCHCROFT

Sunday, October 28, 2007 10:49 PM

congrrats to C&V!:)

Quote:
Originally posted by Filliangirl4136:

wash hoped that jayne and inara's tango would keep the rest of the crew from noticing the fact that there was NO STEERING WHEEL - he had, in fact, been bluffing for months - and one day the auto pilot might shut off and - god, then it would be just the horror and the - horror, and the horror that is... the horror.

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, October 28, 2007 11:57 PM

Big Gratz, C&V!

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Fei-oo has to go to Tribal Council again.
BOOK: I'll lay you 6 to 1 they vote out Jim Bob.
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or
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Nearly everybody gathers to watch Mal's pre-taped
interview with Craig Ferguson.
Nobody notices that the other 3 are in Jayne's bunk.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Monday, October 29, 2007 12:47 AM

Wow, thanks all. I am deeply honored!!

Everybody had different reactions to Jayne's naked diversion, but Shepard Book's was surely the most disconcerting.

SUPERUNKNOWN

Monday, October 29, 2007 12:56 AM

Mal: Now somethin' about this is just downright unsettlin' ... I can accept a bunch of folk makin' a statue of Jayne, but terraforming a whole planet to look like his face?

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Monday, October 29, 2007 1:26 AM

Even when he managed not to mix up the names River and Summer, Sean Maher's habit of looking straight at the camera during takes meant that he was responsible for most of the filming delays.

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY

Monday, October 29, 2007 1:35 AM

Well done C&V!

Joss: OK everyone, I've just decided that Wash is going to die too!

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CHAPTERANDVERSE

Monday, October 29, 2007 2:58 AM

It was bad enough that Jayne had stolen the only functioning shuttle when the ship's life support began to fail, but then he contacted the rest of the crew to let them know that he had taken River and Inara with him "cuz they're the best lookin."

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, October 29, 2007 3:02 AM

^^^LOL^^^

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Hypnotized by the di-version, the crew failed
to notice Something infiltrating Serenity and
beginning to colonize the pilot's left forearm.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
etc.

PEGLEG

Monday, October 29, 2007 3:46 AM

Quote:

The crew eagerly awaited the newest Serenity 2 rumor, with the lifelike cardboard cutouts of Wash and Book to keep them company.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

ASARIAN

Monday, October 29, 2007 10:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

River (OS): "It's getting very very crowded!"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

SAB39

Monday, October 29, 2007 2:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Everybody had different reactions to Jayne's naked diversion, but Shepard Book's was surely the most disconcerting.

and

Quote:
Originally posted by ShinyHineySuperLimey:
Joss: OK everyone, I've just decided that Wash is going to die too!

are both too awesome for words.

SICKDUDE

Monday, October 29, 2007 5:02 PM

Gozar the Gozarian (offscreen): The form of the destructor has been chosen.
Book: Wait a minute, no one chose anything! I didn't choose anything.... And who would have chosen a triceratops, anyway?!

or

Book: My God, Mal, you're right! We are so very pretty....

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

ASARIAN

Monday, October 29, 2007 8:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Wow, thanks all. I am deeply honored!!

I'm thinking you'll win this one, too. :) Congrats!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Monday, October 29, 2007 9:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Saturday Matinee. Book: "Let's start with the part where the chicken crosses the road, 'cause I don't think that's ever getting old."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Monday, October 29, 2007 10:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Wow, thanks all. I am deeply honored!!

I'm thinking you'll win this one, too. :) Congrats!

Thanks to asarian, floralbunny, and Sab39 for the very kind words!! I have been laughing myself silly at the genius captions on this thread. There are some damn funny browncoats out there!! Thanks Daveshayne for the pretties.

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, October 29, 2007 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Thanks to asarian, floralbunny, and Sab39 for the very kind words!! I have been laughing myself silly at the genius captions on this thread. There are some damn funny browncoats out there!! Thanks Daveshayne for the pretties.

Well, you're welcome. Though really the praise for the pictures must go to still-flying.net which is where I've been getting them from.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

SAB39

Monday, October 29, 2007 10:17 PM

Book's reminiscences about the altar boys weren't well received.

(Inspired by the parody I wrote a few years back)

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, October 30, 2007 4:19 AM

OMG, sab39! LMAO!!!!

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LIIIIIIIIVE from ARIELLLLL -- It's
Baaaarry Manilow and Tooooony Bennett!!!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

CAPTAINCOUPI

Tuesday, October 30, 2007 6:41 PM

Woah, I'm away for a few days and I miss all this wonderful captionage.

The bean burrito Book had eaten at lunch picked the wrong time to kick in.

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nusquam in ut nusquam

PDCHARLES

Tuesday, October 30, 2007 8:03 PM

Good stuff guys.

Simon: Where are we headed?

Book: The end of the line.

Wash on com: *schurchsh* Thats seven reaver happy meals and two side salads. ...anything else? *schurchsh*

GORRAMGROUPIE

Tuesday, October 30, 2007 9:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

You know, it DOES look like the F*x executives have their heads up the rear end of a horse!

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 2:06 AM

LMAO & other acronyms. Gonna have to change clothes. Heh.

Was listening to Capitol Steps' Hallowe'en show and then came to catch up on the captions, causing a serious humour overlap.

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JOSS (in explain-y voice): Chi-ar-o-scur-o. Got it?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 6:13 PM

OS - Jayne "You know its Thriller! Thriller Night!"

Book "The boy's pretty good, you think?"

Wash (Under his breath) "Thriller, WooHoo!"

((I thought Alan's arms looked like he was trying to do the choreography, hence the Michael Jackson Reference.))

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 8:01 PM

Book: Any luck finding our man Jayne?
Mr. Universe: Didn’t take too many feeds before I…
Kaylee: (surprised) Wait… Is that?
Mal: (not so much) …Heart of Gold Bordello.
Wash: *uuggh* Poor Vera. (now stately) Look away my children. Look away!

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 8:26 PM

Badger (OS Dressed as Niska): Trick or Treat
Mal: Aren't you a little old for this?
Book: Aw, but he looks so cute.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

MUTT999

Thursday, November 1, 2007 12:39 AM

While the others were watching Planet Terror, Book hoped no one would notice that he had crazy-glued his thumbs together, again.

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 1, 2007 12:45 AM

continuing dave's estimable effort:
KAYLEE: We're out of Milky Way bars already.
SIMON (hiding something behind the door-jamb:
How did that happen?
ZOE: Lose the hat, Mister B., you'll boost the illusion some.
RIVER (on the com system): I know where the
Milky Way bars are.
SIMON: Uhhh, no you don't...
RIVER: Those aren't peanut butter cups in that
bag, Simon!

(holiday on the brain! got the candy ready here,
kids'll be along later)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

SAB39

Thursday, November 1, 2007 8:09 PM

Ron was the only cast member who hadn't heard which network Joss's new show would be on.

ASARIAN

Thursday, November 1, 2007 10:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

River (as Serenity): You have seen Simon. He loves to stand at the door to say "Boo!"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Friday, November 2, 2007 12:13 AM

Nine episodes in, Joss informs the cast that Fox have finally realized that his "new" show Dollhouse is really just the second season of Firefly.

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, November 2, 2007 11:21 PM

A bump, a bump, abump, abumpa, bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 3, 2007 3:14 AM

X-treme Spaceboarding presents Freestyle
Doubles! Contestant Pair #7: Tam and Cobb --
3 - 2 - 1 - GO!!!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

MANWITHPEZ

Saturday, November 3, 2007 12:29 PM

Quote:

Book didn't mind the rest of the crew sitting in on Simon givinh him his prostate exam, so long as they didn't look directly at him at the moment of entry.

OR

Simon: Simon says...Cross your arms! Ah ha! Zoe, Book, Wash...you're out!

OR

As the crew was watching River jam out on Guitar Hero, Wash was about to throw up the horns. Only the look on Book's face stopped him.

OR

While the crew all had different reactions to the corpse floating outside, no one expected Book's bout of uncontrollable laughter.

I'll be back later with more...I must think on this.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

http://manwithpez.livejournal.com

ASARIAN

Saturday, November 3, 2007 11:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

All the good ones are already taken. :) So, just a lame one for bump:

Kaylee (thinking): Yeah, I see him. But what am I fancying the doc for? Next series I'll go for BEING the doctor.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

WYTCHCROFT

Saturday, November 3, 2007 11:40 PM

Quote:

having applied the cortical electodes, the crew gathered round for some fun... "Dance hacker - DANCE!!!" :)

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 4, 2007 3:16 AM

The BDHs gather in front of the HD screen to
review photos and videos of the latest Con.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
ò¿ò

ASARIAN

Sunday, November 4, 2007 3:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Book: And for my next slide, the Special Hell: reserved for child molestors and people who hack the BSR!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Sunday, November 4, 2007 5:01 AM

Deep Voice - "In the criminal justice system, petty theft is carried out by small crews in flying pieces of Go Se. In 'Firefly' that crew is the crew of Serenity, who will take any job, legal or not, to keep flyin'" /Duhn Duhn Noise

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

SUPERUNKNOWN

Sunday, November 4, 2007 6:45 AM

From left to right: manly-girl Zoe Washburne, girly-girl Kaylee Frye, manly-man Malcolm Reynolds and girly-man Simon Tam ..

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, November 5, 2007 12:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by superunknown:

From left to right: manly-girl Zoe Washburne, girly-girl Kaylee Frye, manly-man Malcolm Reynolds and girly-man Simon Tam ..

In front funny-man Wash and monastically-funny-man Book.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, November 6, 2007 2:36 AM

Not shown sexy-funny-girl Inara, crazy-funny-girl River, and gun-crazy-funny-man with a girls name Jayne.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

SAB39

Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:49 PM

bump. When do we get voting?

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:
bump. When do we get voting?

When I decide we do. And I haven't decided yet so there are plenty of caption making chances for all you late humorists. Late humorists? Have I opened up the contest to Will Rodgers and Mark Twain? Only time will tell.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, November 7, 2007 6:44 AM

Or, if not late, merely slow?
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BOOK: Daveshayne claims he's The Decider, but he's not the first. This could be interesting.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
Is it about that pregnancy you've been faking?
ò¿ò

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, November 7, 2007 4:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Or, if not late, merely slow?

OK, I've decided. sometime tonight (or tomorrow) I will post the voting poll. So this is your last chance to caption this contest. At least for consideration in the voting.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, November 7, 2007 4:58 PM

Book: See, there she is... god. (pause) Welcome now?
god: (deep voice) C'mon, I have plastic rockets.

CAPTAINCOUPI

Wednesday, November 7, 2007 11:14 PM

Moments later Wash was able to put everyone out of their misery.

Wash: Pointing 'There's Wally'

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GORRAMGROUPIE

Wednesday, November 7, 2007 11:15 PM

Quote:

]

Due to the writer's strike, the Firefly reunion movie paused filming, right in the middle of Ron Glass's explanation of Book's past.

"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Wednesday, November 7, 2007 11:31 PM

^^^^^^That is genius gorramgroupie! LOL^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, November 8, 2007 2:17 AM

^^^^^^^^^^gorramgroupiegenius^^^^^^^^^^^^

bun
Frisky Browncoat
flourishing arty scarves
(whoever he is)
ò¿ò

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, November 8, 2007 5:25 AM

Ok. Looks like it's gonna be tomorrow. I've printed off the list of captions and will be working feverishly through the night winnowing the entries down to a nice pollable number. But if a really fantastic late entry trickles in it could get added to the tally time fun.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, November 8, 2007 4:50 PM

This was another great round. Lots of terriffic captions. So many in fact that you get to choose from among 11 entries. That's right, this caption contest goes to eleven. Thanks to everybody who submitted a caption and everybody who votes in the poll.

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18159

Edit. It looks like I screwed something up on the poll. I didn't mean to make it that long and thin. Oh well. C'est la caption game.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, November 8, 2007 7:12 PM

Bumping for votey people.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, November 9, 2007 12:07 AM

More bumps for more votes.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, November 9, 2007 5:48 AM

The best things go to eleven.

Votey-bump

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Who's Bill Pardy?
ò¿ò

SAB39

Friday, November 9, 2007 2:18 PM

Vump. Can't believe that "wash is going to die too" didn't make it to the shortlist!

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, November 10, 2007 5:08 AM

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18159

bumpery-votery, ding ding a ding!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
*I'm* Bill Pardy
ò¿ò

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, November 10, 2007 3:48 PM

Browncoats vote for humorous captions. It's what we do.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

CAPTAINCOUPI

Sunday, November 11, 2007 12:34 AM

3, 2, 1: Vote

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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, November 11, 2007 1:48 AM

Get busy 'coats, or I'll post that paragraph I held back -- the one which looks like the caption
for a fashion spread

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18159

(it's really horrible)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
It's what I do, darlin' -- what I do
ò¿ò
>^^<

PHYRELIGHT

Sunday, November 11, 2007 2:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
You know, it DOES look like the F*x executives have their heads up the rear end of a horse!

LOL! You know, it does!!

I aim to misbehave, but I usually miss!

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, November 12, 2007 5:23 AM

Do it
To it!
http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18159

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At the crew's request, Mr. Universe sent through a
feed from CoreCon, the grand-daddy of 'em all.
As the Saturday night panel (Men of the Whedon-
verse) mock-scuffled for seats, Jayne and Inara
and Summer hurried to pop the corn and fill a
cooler with ice, beer, and fine rice wine.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
Is it about that pregnancy you've been faking?
ò¿ò
>^^<

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, November 12, 2007 4:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Do it
To it!
http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18159

It's another close contest folks. 3 captions are tied for second just 1 vote behind the lead. This is going to come down to the wire. Probably sometime tonight.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, November 13, 2007 1:30 AM

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGH!!!
Not the wire!
Anything but the wire!
Vote NOW and spare us...

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18159

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Superposition of a tenor clef, followed by the
notation of the placement of the heads and limbs,
and reading right to left, reveals a WHEDON CODE
left there by the genius himself. Novel and
blockbuster film to follow! (Book's secret
history revealed! Inara's secrets told!)
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bun
Frisky Browncoats
...and relax...and relax...and relax...
ò¿ò

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, November 13, 2007 3:56 AM

We have met the winner and it is us. http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=31460

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg