The League of Psychic Nutcases - May the Spork be with you!
POSTED BY: Kelkhil
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 19, 2007 22:41
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*skips about sporking all who dare enter (except the Mighty Cuttlefish of course)*
Kelkhil
Some men just wanna watch the world burn
The Shirtless Forsaken
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You? Spork me? You wouldn't have the guts. *sporks Kelkhil*
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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*sprints in avoiding all on-coming sporkage and sporks Kel and Dave*
I AM THE SPORK MASTER!!! Mmmwwwaaaahahaha!! Oh and I am also the Lizard Queen.
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For all the heroes left behind, long live ForgottenHeroes!
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You cannot spork me, I SHALL NOT ALLOW IT!!!!
*Force feild turns on, starts levitating*
Try it know, mortal!
-Danny
and every time I play with passion I start breaking strings,
and my voice cracks when I sing from my heart
guess that's the price I've got to pay to know that I'm alive
this melody is tearing me apart
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
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*GlompSporks Roxy before she can leave*
Hiya Little One! Figured this would bring some folks out of hiding!
*Sporks DragonDave* I wouldn't dare Eh? 
Kelkhil
Some men just wanna watch the world burn
The Shirtless Forsaken
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and remember... the cuttlefish is watching you
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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi
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I'm invisible, dear AT7, forcefields mean nothing to me!!
*sporks AT7*
Quote:Oh, but I'm invisible so technically I'm still in hiding...
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Figured this would bring some folks out of hiding!
*invisi-glomps Kel*
MsB!!! *invisi-glomps MsB*
*takes out a can of soup*
Ok, so who gets the 1st soup shampoo?
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For all the heroes left behind, long live ForgottenHeroes!
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Only if it's squash soup will I put it in my hair
HUGS Roxy how are you sweety??
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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi
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Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Ok, so who gets the 1st soup shampoo?
I say we hide and wait for Zero!
*Glompsporks Roxy again*
Kelkhil
Some men just wanna watch the world burn
The Shirtless Forsaken
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*squashes the can of soup and puts it in MsB's hair*
oooh, comeon, like you weren't thinking the same joke.
I've been better, MsB, but having a shiny day today, being it's my day off. And also I have a place to be normal again, yay!!
*runs around sporking everyone in sight*
Kel, I have a nice can of Cream of Mushroom soup just for the lovely Zero...
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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
I've been better, MsB, but having a shiny day today, being it's my day off. And also I have a place to be normal again, yay!!
*Gets Roxy a bouquet (sp) of sporks to help brighten her day*
Smile Little One! Don't make me spork my eye out!
Kelkhil
Some men just wanna watch the world burn
The Shirtless Forsaken
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
I say we hide and wait for Zero!
*Tosses a couple of spork grenades into the thread and ducks for cover*
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Wheeeeee!!!
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*Boldly walks in, seeing the sporking going on*
WTS?
What the Spork?
*grabs some potato salad to defend himself with*
Haha!
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain
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Spork Grenades, eh?
I could use my psychic powers to cast a bubble around them... but I still have my own bubble to have a hidey-hole in.
*Sporks Roxy*
*Ninja-Sporks Zero*
You cannot comprehend me, foo's.
-Danny
and every time I play with passion I start breaking strings,
and my voice cracks when I sing from my heart
guess that's the price I've got to pay to know that I'm alive
this melody is tearing me apart
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/otherrandomdude
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Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
ducks for cover
You shouldn't be using ducks for cover. They are fairly small and tend to fly off leaving you exposed to return sporkage. *spork*
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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I have so many sporks sticking out of me a few more won't be noticed. They do a good job of hiding the lama hoof prints.
Beware of lama stampedes. They come out of the black.
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Traveler
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*Jumps out from the shadows and tri-sporks Kel, Roxy, and Allie using his Spork 3000*
The ducks understand, they don't comprehend. *Sporks Dave*
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Wheeeeee!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
*Jumps out from the shadows and tri-sporks Kel, Roxy, and Allie using his Spork 3000*
I'm "not touching you" with my spork.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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mom...Dave's not touching me...
Roxy- hugs a place to be yourself and your kind of normal is the ultimate isn't it... HUGS
Ninja's with sporks even...
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You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi
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Originally posted by MSB:
mom...Dave's not touching me...
I'm still "not touching you" with my spork.
Quote:
Hmm. I see five. Perhaps one is just a reflection?
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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That's it...
SPORK LAUNCHER!!!!
*Trigger pressed*
3...2...1... DUNDUNDUN!!! *Nothing Happens*
Wait, it can not be... NOOO! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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MOM>>>he's still not touching me!
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You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi
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AT7, you have ballooned the thread! I had to scroll forever to see that you didn't finish...
*SPORK ATTACK!*
And I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot spork.
This leads to little sporks!
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain
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*Sees that LA is lurking about and sets up a spork trap*
*sets up another trap for Roxy*
Kelkhil
Some men just wanna watch the world burn
The Shirtless Forsaken
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*stands in doorway waving furiously*
Ss-sp-spork!
Star Lunch III: The Search for Spork is in the dvd player, all.
*hits play and runs for hidey-hole maze room*
THUD!
Too bad there isn't one!
*Grabs hammer and saw and creates the hidey-hole maze room*
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain
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Pictures the government hides from us.
http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler
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Astronauts read comics books? I guess it is a physics books, just higher level.
Oh yeah and
SPORK ATTACK!!!!
*Spork, spork spork!*
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain
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Quote:
Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
Astronauts read comics books?
Astronauts are comic books.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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Originally posted by daveshayne:Quote:
Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
Astronauts read comics books?
Astronauts are comic books.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
Please do not fold, spindle or mutliate the astronaut. They don't like it.
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain
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*crawls into the room avoiding the spork fire, wearing her spork armor*
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/
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Quote:
Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
Please do not fold, spindle or mutliate the astronaut. They don't like it.
Depends on the astronaut. I'm given to understand that a significant number of them quite enjoy being folded.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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Quote:
Originally posted by Whimsicalnbrainpan:
*crawls into the room avoiding the spork fire, wearing her spork armor*
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/]
Fair warning - I'm stealing your Dust Puppy!!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
Fair warning - I'm stealing your Dust Puppy!!!!
I warn you Sir not to mess with me. For I am a Knight appointed by the Knights of the Spork Table!
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Originally posted by Whimsicalnbrainpan:Quote:
Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
Fair warning - I'm stealing your Dust Puppy!!!!
I warn you Sir not to mess with me. For I am a Knight appointed by the Knights of the Spork Table!
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/]
Ah HA, I am Sir Sporkdred, and I will ruin you!
*rides in with banner flying, spork in hand*
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Originally posted by gorramgroupie
Ah HA, I am Sir Sporkdred, and I will ruin you!
*rides in with banner flying, spork in hand*
I fear you not! For I live by this and if I must die by it so be it:
But I doubt it will come to that.
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*Sporkglomps Whimsy with his Spork Of Justice!*
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Wheeeeee!!!
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Whoosh.
Where do you people find these pics?
-Danny
and every time I play with passion I start breaking strings,
and my voice cracks when I sing from my heart
guess that's the price I've got to pay to know that I'm alive
this melody is tearing me apart
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/otherrandomdude
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Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
*Sporkglomps Whimsy with his Spork Of Justice!*
HA!
Your Spork Of Justice is no match for my...
AT7: They are all over; you just have to know where to look. Which is pretty much anyplace you can do an image search.
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!
That's a pretty awesome spork of destiny there... I shall have to do my dance of sporkiness...
*lies on the ground and waves her arms and legs in the air...*
I can never get the jelly to melt at the right time though... 
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Ooooh...
It reminds me of a lava lamp.
Seen through canabis eyes, 
Kinda like this:
-Danny
and every time I play with passion I start breaking strings,
and my voice cracks when I sing from my heart
guess that's the price I've got to pay to know that I'm alive
this melody is tearing me apart
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
Gott weise ich will kein Engel sein.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
Well isn't he the cutest little elder god?
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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He reminds me of Carl..
I have a plastic Carl Cthulu ( I don't think I spelled that right) doll with flashing eyes
I have the teacher face...I fear no sporks for I can compel you to put your spork down when I glare at you using teacher eyes and use the stern teacher voice....
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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi
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Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
He reminds me of Carl..
I have a plastic Carl Cthulu ( I don't think I spelled that right) doll with flashing eyes
I have the teacher face...I fear no sporks for I can compel you to put your spork down when I glare at you using teacher eyes and use the stern teacher voice....
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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi
OOOOOOHHH the teacher face! But that doesn't compare to the angry daddy face!!
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain
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Originally posted by MSB:
I can compel you to put your spork down when I glare at you using teacher eyes and use the stern teacher voice....
No. Fair.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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Yeah, yeah. I can't beat the teacher face. It has been making me cringe for the better part of a deacade now. I fear it so.
-Danny
and every time I play with passion I start breaking strings,
and my voice cracks when I sing from my heart
guess that's the price I've got to pay to know that I'm alive
this melody is tearing me apart
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
Gott weise ich will kein Engel sein.
http://www.myspace.com/otherrandomdude
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
Yeah, yeah. I can't beat the teacher face. It has been making me cringe for the better part of a deacade now. I fear it so.
Perhaps if we try walking backward so we don't see where we are going.... I can't see you but I can still spork you.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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Dave..but then I could always use... teacher voice ( can hypnotize anyone at 30 paces)
*mad cackle* you're powerless
HUGS and happy sporksgiving all :)
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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi
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Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Dave..but then I could always use... teacher voice ( can hypnotize anyone at 30 paces)
*mad cackle* you're powerless
But I have these cotton balls I can stuff in my ears just like in the Odyssey. I spork you without looking or hearing.
Quote:
HUGS and happy sporksgiving all :)
Who wants to tell the story of the first sporksgiving where the Pilgrims fled england so they could sew letters on their sweaters and were met by the Indians who taught them how to sow corn and should them a hybrid form of flatware with the bowl of a spoon yet also the tines of a fork and they had a great feast to celebrate cultural diversity and not dying of starvation or small pox?
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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*throws pumpkin pies at Dave and MSB*
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Wheeeeee!!!
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*gets out the whipped cream to go with it*
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/
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Hey, watch out for the purple hippo, he's allergic to pumpkin!
We sometimes catch a window
A glimpse of what's beyond
Was it just imagination
Stringing us along?
More things than are dreamed about
Unseen and unexplained
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*throws pumpkin pies at Dave and MSB*
*the tiniest trickle of flame emerges from the snout
of dragondave only slightly singeing zerokiryu*
Dragons do not look better in pumpkin.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
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Hey where did all the sporks go? Now how do I eat my mac'n'cheese?
We sometimes catch a window
A glimpse of what's beyond
Was it just imagination
Stringing us along?
More things than are dreamed about
Unseen and unexplained 
I'm not worthy!
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I've got them all. Muwahahaha.
David
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Dave:
You need to share the sporks.
And all of us who have traveled on the Odessey know it is wax you put in your ears. Cotton itches.
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You need to share the sporks.
Oh, alright. You can have this one. *holds a paisley spork out to Traveler*
David
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WoW! A spork just for eating paisleys.
Thank you DaveShayne;
Traveler
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WoW! A spork just for eating paisleys.
Thank you DaveShayne;
Traveler
Good morning
Good morning
Good morning
Spork!
David
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*yoinks the whipped cream from Whimsy and dances around taunting her*
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You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi
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So tell me all about this whipped cream thing.
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Where have all the sporklings gone?
And I'm all for whipped toppings, and whippings and toppings and....mumble mumble.
We sometimes catch a window
A glimpse of what's beyond
Was it just imagination
Stringing us along?
More things than are dreamed about
Unseen and unexplained
I'm not worthy!
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Did I kill teh thread? I made myself small and showered and everything!
Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.
I'm not worthy!
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Did I kill teh thread?
Nay, thread killer I name you not. You but have the
misfortune of successive lastness. Something to rue
but to your credit this fault cannot be laid. When
this confused you are this well you will not speak.
David
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ok I'm hiding all the piles of unsorted paper in here... so I don't have to face them in my classroom.
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You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi
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You mean like this?
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of another black day.
I'm not worthy!
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BRUN 'EM BURN 'EM BURN 'EM!!!
I likes me a bon fire!
-Danny
and every time I play with passion I start breaking strings,
and my voice cracks when I sing from my heart
guess that's the price I've got to pay to know that I'm alive
this melody is tearing me apart
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
Gott weise ich will kein Engel sein.
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ok I'm hiding all the piles of unsorted paper in here... so I don't have to face them in my classroom.
We can sort them in reverse alphabetical order after
transliterating the first paragraph of each to
Cyrillic. It'll be fun. Then we can rake them into
piles and jump in them. And then we can make papier
mache.
David
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and
and 
to the paper pile!
And as far as work goes....
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of another black day.
I'm not worthy!
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Paper can be fun.
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Paper can be fun.
Can I marry them, all of them?
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that we've seen the back
of another black day.
I'm not worthy!
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Did not take you long to realize I choose this picture for something else besides the paper.
And you don't need my permission to marry any or all of them.
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Did not take you long to realize I choose this picture for something else besides the paper.
And you don't need my permission to marry any or all of them.
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Traveler
How could I not see all the pretties?
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Next week on Buffy: The Term Paper Slayer.
David
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Can anyone explain why searching for sporks on photobucket turns up this possessed doll?
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Can anyone explain why searching for sporks on photobucket turns up this possessed doll?
Dunno. It didn't come up when I searched on "sporks". Did when I searched on "spork" in the singular sense though. No real clue why. Didn't look like it was tagged "spork" or anything.
David
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Originally posted by daveshayne:Quote:
Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
Can anyone explain why searching for sporks on photobucket turns up this possessed doll?
Dunno. It didn't come up when I searched on "sporks". Did when I searched on "spork" in the singular sense though. No real clue why. Didn't look like it was tagged "spork" or anything.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
Creepy though, right? Would you give it to a sister, daughter, etc? Chuckie's little girl!
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Chucky seems to like her.
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Where in the @#@#%%&$%($&%( HELL did you find that picture?! Creeps me out.
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After seeing you previous posts I decided to go to photobucket and type in creepy. It took a couple of pages but that is what showed up.
Give it a try.
I am sure there are other words you could use to find creepy stuff.
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Ok so I decided to post a shot of me at a recent event I went to. i think it turned out well.
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I am sorry I missed that event.
I was at the International Parking Competition.
Here is a picture of the winner.
She has won three years in a row and there seems to be no one who can copy her form and grace at placing her car where she wants.
One of the judges is quoted, "We may have to ask her to step down from competition to gives others a fair shot at winning this event."
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And in second place:
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Gorramgroupie, that was excellent.
This is for people who need practice for stareing contests.
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And in the "What the @#$% just happened in my shorts?!" competition:
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I'm not worthy!
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I hereby revive this thread, and say "May the spork and the stork and a cork never meet as enemies!"
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of another black day.
I'm not worthy!
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I shall periodically shover students in for a sporking... they deserve it!
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Les mortels meurent. Qu'importe la façon?- LaCroix
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For students who need a sporking:
1 0 0 1 0 0 1
SOS
1 0 0 1 0 0 1
In Distress
I'm not worthy!
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It is pictures like this that give sporks a bad name.
Be aware of this evil propaganda.
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OK, resisting making a bad BonJovi parody!
"Plate full of food, and it's all game/You give sporks a bad name!!"
I guess I failed.
I have 6 locks on my door and bolt every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they're always locking 3 locks.
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