Ahh, Mal...

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MYSTERYMEALS

Wednesday, November 21, 2007 2:09 AM

"Creepy and mortifying, I got no problem with..."

THESHINYDOCTOR

Thursday, December 20, 2007 12:24 AM

Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.

--Well…my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

CAUSAL

Thursday, December 20, 2007 12:28 AM

You wanna stow it, preacher? We're in some peril here.

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THESHINYDOCTOR

Thursday, December 20, 2007 2:09 AM

We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

--Well…my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

EVILDINOSAUR

Thursday, December 20, 2007 2:24 AM

"Get these bodies together, tie 5 or 6 of them to the front of the ship, put book up front and center he's our friend we should honor him. Kaylee go dig up that kid that's taking a dirt nap with baby jesus, we need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal all their shit"

"Haha, mine is an evil laugh."

JOSSISAGOD

Thursday, December 20, 2007 2:33 AM

Just so you know, it's "Morbid and Creepifyin'."

That said, "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."

Fe'nos Tol
JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now!
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.
"Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

CAUSAL

Thursday, December 20, 2007 3:34 AM

* River-in-a-box *

Huh.

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MAL4PREZ

Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:18 AM

Go run your little world...

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hmm-burble-blah, blah-blah-blah, take a left

ECGORDON

Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:45 AM

"Is it Christmas?"

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

PHYRELIGHT

Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:55 AM

SAFFRON: If you're done with supper, would you
like me to wash your feet?

*Mal looks to Wash and Zoe (Help me!), then exits*

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, December 20, 2007 5:11 AM

Nighttime? We're in space, it's always nighttime.

FILLYGIRL

Thursday, December 20, 2007 8:05 AM

"...yea, but she's our witch."

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

FOLLOWMAL

Thursday, December 20, 2007 8:28 AM

"What happened about me?"

CAUSAL

Thursday, December 20, 2007 1:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhyreLight:
SAFFRON: If you're done with supper, would you
like me to wash your feet?

*Mal looks to Wash and Zoe (Help me!), then exits*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*snortwheezsniff*

Man, I forgot about that one...

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FLATTOP

Thursday, December 20, 2007 3:20 PM

See the man up there with the big gun? Now I ain't sayin' you weren't easy to find, but it's a bit out of our way, and he didn't want to come, so it's his will you aught to worry about thwarting.

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CHRISISALL

Thursday, December 20, 2007 3:30 PM

Well...ya can't.

CAUSAL

Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:00 PM

I hear a word out of any of you that ain't helping me out or taking your leave, I will shoot you down.

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SHINYSEVEN2

Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:23 PM

You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: if I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

CAUSAL

Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:29 PM

I love that Mal calls Simon "son" in that quote. Simultaneously condescending and completely appropriate to the situation.

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MSB

Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:33 PM

Been a long time since Patience shot me, and that was due to a perfectly legitimate conflict of interest. I got no grudge.

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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
Les mortels meurent. Qu'importe la façon?- LaCroix

PAINTITBLACK

Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:54 PM

Next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the balls to do it to my face.

Which is a complex, yet strangely clear request.

MONGO

Thursday, December 20, 2007 5:17 PM

oh i'm going to that special hell

FLATTOP

Thursday, December 20, 2007 6:08 PM

I've seen you without your clothes on, but I never thought I'd see you naked.

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PHYRELIGHT

Thursday, December 20, 2007 9:15 PM

Is he okay??

CHAOSSERENITY

Thursday, December 20, 2007 9:34 PM

Gods, there's just so many. Such as:

"Anyone gets nosy, just, you know, shoot em. . . . Politely."

~~~~~
This 'distress' wouldn't be takin' place in someone's pants, would it?

SAVEWASH

Friday, December 21, 2007 2:40 AM

That would make them look all manner of stupid.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

LVS2READ

Friday, December 21, 2007 3:53 AM

Y'all gonna be here when I wake up?

"I love my captain."

FILLYGIRL

Friday, December 21, 2007 12:06 PM

I can't help it, it really is my favorite:

"We're at the corner of No and Where"

and my other line

"it usually is..."

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

FLATTOP

Friday, December 21, 2007 12:26 PM

Aww hell, I'm a big fan of all seven.
But right now I'm going with wrath!

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CHAOSSERENITY

Friday, December 21, 2007 2:17 PM

Bwah!

~~~~~
This 'distress' wouldn't be takin' place in someone's pants, would it?

FOLLOWMAL

Friday, December 21, 2007 4:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lvs2read:
Y'all gonna be here when I wake up?

Ok, I know it's silly, but this line in print makes me remember the scene so vividly that I ... well

"There could be tears."

KPO

Friday, December 21, 2007 4:27 PM

I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your CRAZY TIME(!), but we gotta move.

Heads should roll

LVS2READ

Friday, December 21, 2007 5:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FollowMal:
Quote:
Originally posted by Lvs2read:
Y'all gonna be here when I wake up?

Ok, I know it's silly, but this line in print makes me remember the scene so vividly that I ... well

"There could be tears."

I know! *sigh* Such a little moment that says so much.

"I love my captain."

JONGSSTRAW

Friday, December 21, 2007 5:38 PM

Takes more than a few drinks to render my judgement blurry.

Am I gettin' any prettier?

I wish to hell I never met her.

He'll kill you, he'll kill all of them, and he'll sleep well that night.

( All from Heart of Gold )

FLATTOP

Friday, December 21, 2007 5:58 PM

No I'm not.
I'm a mean old man.

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PHYRELIGHT

Saturday, December 22, 2007 12:36 PM

One of you is gonna fall, and die, and I'm not cleaning it up.

FILLYGIRL

Monday, December 24, 2007 7:58 AM

...."the pretty fits".

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, December 27, 2007 2:42 AM

"You wanna meet the real me now?"

"I love the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots -- SHUT UP!!"

And my personal favorite...

"Ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keels. Makes her home."

__________________________
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

EVILDEAD1971

Thursday, December 27, 2007 3:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lvs2read:
Y'all gonna be here when I wake up?

i 2nd that

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"and everything you hoped would last, just always becomes your past" perfect memory - remy zero

PHYRELIGHT

Thursday, December 27, 2007 3:39 AM

Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze. ("The explosive diarrhea of an elephant.")

...Class, Mal. Really.

"I swear, having you guys in my corner is like being friends with Zorro."
-Joss on us fans and our persistent reputation.
Thanks, Joss!

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, December 27, 2007 4:21 AM

"You've got a right to live and try to kill people..."

"Jayne. Go play with your rain-stick."

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Who's Bill Pardy?

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Friday, December 28, 2007 5:15 AM

Is it bad that what she just said made perfect sense to me?

CHAOSSERENITY

Saturday, December 29, 2007 12:25 AM

Anything that Mal said in 'Trash'

Inara:They were geisha dolls with big heads that wobble.
Mal: Hey, people LOVE those!!!

AND

Mal: Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, cause that's new.

~~~~~
This 'distress' wouldn't be takin' place in someone's pants, would it?

BLACKADDER7

Saturday, December 29, 2007 12:29 AM

"...if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

PHYRELIGHT

Saturday, December 29, 2007 4:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Blackadder7:
"...if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

Or, anything that Mal says in OMR. For example:

-I'm not a monster!

-I have captain-y stuff I have to do.

-Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.

-Y'all are making a big deal and I would appreciate it if one person on this boat did not assume I was an evil, lecherous hump.

-Jayne, go play with your rain stick.

And, le peice de resistance...

-I'm gonna go to the special hell.

"I swear, having you guys in my corner is like being friends with Zorro."
-Joss on us fans and our persistent reputation
Thanks, Joss!

RIVERFLAN

Sunday, December 30, 2007 7:24 PM

Jayne, your mouth is talking. Might wanna look into that.

my other fav quotes by him everyone else said already

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FREELANCERTEX

Sunday, December 30, 2007 11:37 PM

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

"Mercy is the mark of a great man. *stab* So I'm just a good man *stab* well, I'm alright." very mature, Mal.

"Kaylee, what the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

__________________________
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

ASARIAN

Sunday, December 30, 2007 11:57 PM

"You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens."

"Way it is is the way it is."

"Whoa! Good Bible!"

"Wanna?"

"I don't believe he does."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Tuesday, January 1, 2008 7:43 AM

Any friend of Inara's is a strictly buisinesslike relationship of mine.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, January 10, 2008 6:14 AM

We're starting a book club now? What? Are you trying to torture me? - War Stories.

FREELANCERTEX

Saturday, January 12, 2008 2:19 AM

"Haven't you killed me enough for one day?"

__________________________
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

SHEPARDBOOKEM

Monday, January 14, 2008 5:01 AM

"Well, lady I must say,
you're my kinda stupid."

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, January 16, 2008 3:27 AM

Mal: You wanna run this ship?
Jayne: *indignantly* Yes.
Mal: Well...you can't.

SHEPARDBOOKEM

Thursday, January 24, 2008 11:14 PM

An early favorite, forgotten until now;

"Well now. That has an effect on the
landscape."

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, January 24, 2008 11:30 PM

....i dont remember that quote. what ep's it from?

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Friday, January 25, 2008 5:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
....i dont remember that quote. what ep's it from?

If referring to "Well now, that has an effect on the landscape" it is from Pilot, when Dobson has Mal's hands up, then Simon's, and Mal goes to pick up his gun "is there a reward (for Simon)?", Dobson gives him the "backbirth" line, saying Mal is culpable and Dobson does not think they are really delivering Alliance supplies to Whitefall.
When Mal understands that Dobson will hand them over to the Alliance along with Simon, this line comes.

This is just before Kaylee is shot.

FREELANCERTEX

Friday, January 25, 2008 9:01 PM

huh....i totally dont remember that. how did i miss that?

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Friday, January 25, 2008 10:38 PM

See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

How come there's a guy on board and how come you're all of a sudden the ship?

Everybody dies alone.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

FREELANCERTEX

Friday, January 25, 2008 11:05 PM

Chow's in ten, no need to dress.

Jayne: Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I'm standin right here.
Jayne: You're comin' in good an' loud.
Mal: Cuz I'm standing right here.

I just love the tone in his voice when he says that, how he's paying almost no attention to Jayne and doesn't seem to care at all :-P

SHEPARDBOOKEM

Monday, January 28, 2008 1:24 AM

As I mentioned, this line caught me on first viewing...and then "forgotten 'till now"...

Some of Mozart's contemporaries commented, sorta whining/complaining with jealousy - that he was TOO full of great musical ideas, and used them too liberally, to the effect that one great idea was barely digested before another & another was introduced... perhaps this could be said of the prodigious font of great dialog that Whedon/Minnear
proved themselves to be to us astute fans!
After now watching the series at least 8 - 10 times each, I am still astounded at how much detail and nuance still is revealed each time. All Hail the BDH!

THEHEROOFWILLIAMTOWN

Monday, January 28, 2008 4:21 AM

Use of a Swah?

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, January 31, 2008 7:40 AM

So there is kissing? - Out of Gas.

YELLOWJACKET

Thursday, January 31, 2008 8:29 AM

I'm surprised my own self.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 9:40 AM

Sergeant, it's a difficult mission - but you and I have to get it on. - War Stories.

Sounds kinda 21st century....

MYCREW

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 2:14 PM

"Tactics, woman! Needed her in the back. 'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow."

VERTIGO

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 3:15 PM

"I'd hate to interupt your CRAZY TIME!"

unless thats already been taken? :P

Shiny.

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DALILABA

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 5:10 PM

She can holler till our ears bleed, but I'd take it as a kindness if she didn't.

SHINYSAHARA

Wednesday, September 30, 2009 1:04 PM

She swore to obey?

How drunk was I last night?

Well, that one's kind of horrific.

I've said that myself.

Though I'd take it as a kindness if she didn't.

She married you!

Something was living in here; just step around it.

Who in the galaxy ain't? (Yosaphbridge's husband)

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Wednesday, September 30, 2009 3:10 PM

"Ever'body's makin' a fuss--"

KPO

Sunday, October 18, 2009 12:36 AM

Jesse, don't call stern. Billy, leave the catalyzer.

Plus -

Every line he says to River.

Heads should roll

DMAANLILEILTT

Sunday, October 18, 2009 2:18 AM

i don't know how nobody's mentioned this (unless they have) so:

simon (about jayne): i was just wondering what his job is...on the ship.

mal (deadpan): public relations

PEULSAR5

Sunday, October 18, 2009 1:05 PM

I'm guessin you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schoolin, so let's just ignore each other till be both go away.

CHARLIEPEPPER

Sunday, October 18, 2009 7:52 PM

-"I believe that woman's plannin to shoot me again."

And one I'm officially suprised hasn't been mentioned (maybe its too obvious ): "...So no more runnin, I aim to misbehave."