The Other Other Caption Game: Round 6 Round The World In A Single Night

POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Friday, January 18, 2008 17:03
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DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, December 25, 2007 2:32 AM

And the winner is...

Asarian with

River's unique method of teaching the yokels how to tell time was paying off: "Ten past six!" they cried out in one voice!

He's like the New England Patriots of the Other Other Caption Game. Congratulations.

On to the next slide. This is me and the Missus standing next to the great pyramid of Cheops. Wait a minute how did the vacation slides wind up in the caption game. No, this is the real picture that needs suitable words.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, December 25, 2007 3:05 AM

Gratz, asarian!!

BOOK: What's that appearing down there?
KAYLEE: I think it's supposed to be our lines.
MAL: Can't be. Joss'd never give me anything this stupid to say.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
merry. happy.

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, December 25, 2007 6:23 PM

Christmas captions! Christmas captions!

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

CAPTAINCOUPI

Tuesday, December 25, 2007 7:44 PM

Thought I'd pop in for a quick Chrimbo caption.

The look on Kaylee's face when she found out that Santa Clause didn't exist was heartbreaking. What was more disturbing to Book though was the look on Mal's face....

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Say Thanks to Universal for the BDM at www.bigdamnthankyou.com

nusquam in ut nusquam

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 3:45 AM

Three of our BDH are privileged to look from
the gallery down into the Special Hell.
KAYLEE: Look! People who talk at the theatre.
MAL: Those guys over there left their cellphones on!
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(well, it's Scrooge season, so why not a few supernatural
experiences?

OR (related to previous)
BOOK: Don't you hate the way they butcher the subtitles?
KAYLEE: {Indistinct}
MAL: {Sings in Chinese}
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
merry chrimble, cc!

SICKDUDE

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 6:04 PM

Book: Dear Lord...
Kaylee: No, no...
Mal: As God as my witness, I swear I thought that kid was dead when I gave the order to tie him to the nose of the ship.

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, December 27, 2007 5:24 PM

Dude! You are sick.

Jayne: Seriously Mal, tell all your old army buddies to stop mailing their corpses to us. The ship is startin' to smell up.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

PDCHARLES

Thursday, December 27, 2007 6:46 PM

Gratz, Asarian! Happy Holidays caption peeps.

Mal: So how did a Shepherd turn the lights out on a bounty hunter?
Book: Kaylee and I's lil secret. Right Kaylee? *deep chuckle*
Kaylee: *turns away* I didn't see nuthin'

ASARIAN

Friday, December 28, 2007 4:40 PM

YAY! I won one! Thanks, all.

Quote:
Originally posted by Sickdude:

Book: Dear Lord...
Kaylee: No, no...
Mal: As God as my witness, I swear I thought that kid was dead when I gave the order to tie him to the nose of the ship.

Verily, you ARE sick! But it's a good caption nonetheless. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Friday, December 28, 2007 4:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Three of our BDH are privileged to look from
the gallery down into the Special Hell.
KAYLEE: Look! People who talk at the theatre.
MAL: Those guys over there left their cellphones on!

LOL. Pretty good! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Friday, December 28, 2007 4:58 PM

Waa! After so many good entries already, hard to top the captions are.

Jayne: What we need is a diversion. I say Kaylee gets nekked!
Book: I suppose a little skin could do no harm.
Kaylee: Capt'n, we're not doing this, ... right? Capt'n?

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, December 28, 2007 10:00 PM

asarian:
Jayne: What we need is a diversion. I say Kaylee gets nekked!
Book: I suppose a little skin could do no harm.
Kaylee: Capt'n, we're not doing this, ... right? Capt'n?
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bad, naughty asarian! he he he...

................................................
KAYLEE: We've got this booth to ourselves for
five whole minutes.
MAL: We're not alone -- remember?
BOOK: What do I look like? Dead Bessie?
.................................................

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Is there blubber?

PDCHARLES

Saturday, December 29, 2007 4:12 PM

Kaylee: Cap'n, don't look now, but a Giant Jayne head is right behind you.
Mal: Dear and fluffy lord.
Book: God Help us.

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Saturday, December 29, 2007 4:53 PM

Jayne: See? I told ya I could do it!
Book: Dear Lord!
Kaylee: What... what is he doing?
Mal: *voice shaking* Flying the ship without hands.

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:14 PM

asarian:
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Quote:

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Originally posted by Sickdude:
Book: Dear Lord...
Kaylee: No, no...
Mal: As God as my witness, I swear I thought that kid was dead when I gave the order to tie him to the nose of the ship.
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Verily, you ARE sick! But it's a good caption nonetheless. :)
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'Greeance. Sick. Didn't we all see the Dirt-Nap
Kid breathing just a little?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
BOOK (wielding BBQ fork): A man can live on
packaged food from here 'til Judgment Day if he's
got enough rosemary.
KAYLEE: But we liked Rosemary. Didn't we?
MAL: Hunh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

bun
Risky Browncoat
...Only if you say it out loud.

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, December 30, 2007 4:26 PM

It's a good day to caption.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, December 31, 2007 6:05 AM

Here's a bumper-upper, pathetic as it is.
(Kind of a busy weekend)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Book got a mess of hot coals going in
a trough for a Shan Yu style exercise
in fire-walking. But who would go
first?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

bun
Frisky Browncoat
We rely upon the good will of our fellow man
-- and the forbearance of reptiles.

SICKDUDE

Monday, December 31, 2007 6:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
'Greeance. Sick. Didn't we all see the Dirt-Nap Kid breathing just a little?

It's when he was screaming "Don't tie me up there!" that it should have been a strong indicator....

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, December 31, 2007 7:45 PM

His worst mistake was in not yelling, "Don't tase me, bro!" for the cameras. He'd be alive today, and famous. Derided, to be sure, but who cares? It's a new millennium, and everybody can be snark-bait for fifteen minutes.
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Sooooo ----- y'all have a great Hogmanay!!!!

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The crew were only minutes too late to rescue
Inara from the out-of-control tanning booth.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
I don't kid about quiche

PDCHARLES

Monday, December 31, 2007 9:25 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!

Kaylee: (chanting) alive or dead, berries of red

Jayne: She's gone woolly on us.

Mal: hunhh... What EXACTLY did Simon do?

Book: Captain. I must bear some of the responsibility here. It was I who brought the strawberries aboard.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, January 1, 2008 6:08 AM

yay, pdc! Help keep it bumped and give us a
little fresh stuff.

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MAL: We're out here at the corner of No and
Where, and you can't keep the clothes-dryer
going? Ship'll be festooned in mold by the
time we can get to a laundry stop.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
soooo ready for a new year...

PATHOGEN

Wednesday, January 2, 2008 2:42 AM

Having completed most of their holiday returns, we find our heros trying to find the quickest way back to Serenity using a lit map in the Ariel Galleria Mall.

Jayne: We're parked in lot G7... so our best plan is to go ... this way. *tracing route on map* .

(Okay... it's a lame, but ... what the heck. lol)

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"I hope that's what you wanted... Now don't hurt yourself." - Jason

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, January 2, 2008 3:11 AM

Marvy, Path! Nice to have a new person
doing caption-y things. There's another caption
thread getting votes, so join in there if you
haven't already.

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JAYNE brings an ant-farm aboard as a wee
surprise for KAYLEE, but its inhabit-ants
begin to escape, revealing its hiding place
in the bridge.
BOOK: Blatherdy blatherdy Special Hell.
KAYLEE: Honest, Captain, I didn't...
MAL: You're gonna have to count them, y'know?
JAYNE (picking up ants): Just couldn't wait
until her birthday, could ya?
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(beyond lame...even with all the extra legs invoked)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Bastards singed my turtle

SAB39

Wednesday, January 2, 2008 4:16 AM

(ruttin double posts)

SAB39

Wednesday, January 2, 2008 4:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Jayne: What we need is a diversion. I say Kaylee gets nekked!
Book: I suppose a little skin could do no harm.
Kaylee: Capt'n, we're not doing this, ... right? Capt'n?

This one gets my vote. Because it's so... witty, and uh, clever, and... ah, screw it, I'll be in my bunk!

(updated)
Kaylee: Cap'n, you never told me there was a camera in the engine room back when I got hired...
Jayne: *grunt*
Book: Oh my.
Kaylee: ... and did you have to play the video in front of the entire crew?
Jayne: ... I'll be in my bunk.

(and for completeness, my original caption based on the same idea)

Kaylee: Cap'n, do you have to tell the shepherd the story of how I got hired in QUITE such graphic detail?
Mal: ... and her legs were up in the air, ...

www.fans4writers.com

DEBBIE

Thursday, January 3, 2008 3:03 PM

Kaylee: I warned him Captn' but he wouldn't listen...

Jayne: What? I'm in my bunk.

Kaylee: I told him he didn't quit playin' at that, his eyes'd go cross. Look! Look!

Mal: huh...

Book: I can't look

ASARIAN

Friday, January 4, 2008 2:54 AM

Bumpity

MAL: You call him "in the shot". He's not. Soon as this scene hits TV, Jayne's face will be cut off.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, January 4, 2008 5:49 AM

JAYNE was caught watching one of his antique
holos; the others were offended by the breach of manners.
KAYLEE: No fishnet!
MAL: No toast!
BOOK: Another way to go to the Special Hell.
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(bumpty dumpty)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Who's Bill Pardy?

ASARIAN

Friday, January 4, 2008 6:28 AM

Here we catch Jayne, a few days before pay day...

MAL: Jayne, you want to tell me how come there's a whore lying in my boat, starin' at me like I owe her somethin'?

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Friday, January 4, 2008 12:49 PM

Gratz Asarian!

Jayne: "Yep..according to this h-encylopedia, Kaylee and Mal is married now on accounta they both drank from that goblet thing at that Shindig. How come Mal always gets lucky? "

Book: "Mal, I think its time to remind you about the special hell."

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, January 5, 2008 12:07 AM

WGA and AMPTP hold each others' feet to the fire.
KAYLEE: You can smell it from here!
MAL: No, that's Jayne's feet and no fire.
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bun
'fraidy Browncoat
wind and rain in my hair,
and power getting tetchy...

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, January 7, 2008 4:23 AM

BDHs look down on a roaring red view.
MAL: What IS it?
KAYLEE: I think it's a really big fire.
BOOK: It's FloralBunny's birthday cake.
JAYNE: I'm in!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Bastards singed my turtle

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, January 7, 2008 9:28 PM

I bump because I love.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, January 10, 2008 2:04 AM

Mal: You serious, the 'Verse is really gonna end this afternoon?

Ford Prefect (OS): Yes in about ten minutes time.

Jayne: I always thought you were supposed to put a bag over your head or sit on the floor or sumpin'.

Ford (Still OS) : If you'd like.

Kaylee: Will it help?

Ford (even stiller of screen): No.

Book: Last orders please.

With apologies to Douglas Adams and just to pint out that I'm'a thinking I'm going to put up the voting either later tonight or perhaps tomorrow.

Edit: He he, I meant point up there but it fits to well the way it is to change it.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, January 10, 2008 6:32 AM

The crew were disturbed by the primary election
returns. Except Jayne. He was thrilled.
JAYNE: I won. (chuckles) Woo!
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okay. grabbing my towel and getting ready...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
So long and thanks for all the fish

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thursday, January 10, 2008 9:16 PM

Finding Simon naked and asleep in the engine room, the crew immediately suspect that Saffron is back on Serenity, but Book has his own theory.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, January 12, 2008 6:53 AM

bumpy-thump
C&V, now didn't you just win the other one???

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Bastards singed my turtle

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, January 12, 2008 2:23 PM

Guess what? I forgot to post the voting earlier. So now I've posted the voting. http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18584 Usual rules apply and I'd like to thank the new captioners for wading in with their unique perspectives. Now vote. Vote like your lives depended on it.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, January 12, 2008 9:08 PM

Bump for voting folks. We can't have a winner if nobody votes.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, January 12, 2008 10:59 PM

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18584

votey-bump

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Bastards singed my turtle

ASARIAN

Sunday, January 13, 2008 2:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Jayne: What we need is a diversion. I say Kaylee gets nekked!
Book: I suppose a little skin could do no harm.
Kaylee: Capt'n, we're not doing this, ... right? Capt'n?

This one gets my vote. Because it's so... witty, and uh, clever, and... ah, screw it, I'll be in my bunk!

You wanna vote for mine? Well, you can't! Didn't make the cut, this round. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Sunday, January 13, 2008 6:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
bumpy-thump
C&V, now didn't you just win the other one???

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Bastards singed my turtle

But it took me so long to win the title FB!!!

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, January 13, 2008 7:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
You wanna vote for mine? Well, you can't! Didn't make the cut, this round. :)

Well one of your captions made it. Just not that particular one.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

ASARIAN

Sunday, January 13, 2008 10:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Well one of your captions made it. Just not that particular one.

You must have missed the smiley. :) Really, it matters none. Not a jot.

--

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, January 13, 2008 11:59 PM

C&V wrote:
But it took me so long to win the title FB!!!
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The journey is the better part, is it not?
Heh.

Enjoying the bumpage this time!
~kiss, kiss, bang, bang~
~vote, vote, snark, snark~

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18584

There should be a way to let peeps know that they
can vote even if they don't caption.
Could we tempt them by titling a thread
"LUST CAPTION"
Or would they think it was a dyslexic discussion of
another film and pass it up?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Bastards bumped my turtle

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, January 14, 2008 9:34 PM

Fruity Oatey Bar girls say, "Vote for awesome caption contest! Vigorously happy!"

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, January 15, 2008 3:40 AM

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18584

umpybump

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...all that...

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, January 15, 2008 7:11 PM

Mister Universe has voted. Have you?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, January 17, 2008 12:43 AM

There's voting going on right under my nose.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, January 18, 2008 4:06 AM

BG: crickets

FG: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(echo): zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzz

bun
Frisky Browncoat
whoooooooo's biiiiiiiiiiiill paaaaaardyyyyyyy?

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, January 18, 2008 4:12 AM

I hear you. Time to declare a winner and move on to the next round. Except I'm not quite ready to do that so I'll give everybody until tomorrow to get their votes in http://multivote.sparklit.com/poll.spark/18584 Sound fair?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, January 18, 2008 5:03 PM

Winner and new contest located here-ish http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=32325

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg